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RIGGINSMANIA 75TH CONTINUES HERE
PREVIOUSLY: >>9401585
The feels cannot escape their inevitable's requiem.
..Who do these ice skates belong to anyway ? As far as I remember this is a hunger game arena, not a freakin' skating rink.
Tricky's event is scarily clever considering what happened in the last thread earlier.
These games mirror our reality to an extend it also becomes unsettling..
But that's the magic of yours truly's games, evidently !
>>9402703
>Smolgore struggles to lift even the two pound weight.
I-I can do this! Hnnnngggg!
...Ow...
>>9402708
what's your source?
>>9402697
I like beetles.
Rhino.
>>9402734
>Not the person you're talking to but it's an OC
http://theycallhimcake.tumblr.com/tagged/dog+mom/
>>9402588
>The man pockets his hands in his coat and walks past her, stopping a few steps after passing her. Remaining with his back turned towards her, he looks up at the sky for a bit; but rather than thinking, he just seems to be smiling confidently.
Spendin' those casings on the wrong people. How many have ya done in that haven't done a thing wrong, do ya suppose? People ya didn't even know the stories of. People that very well coulda just been innocent and in the wrong place at the wrong time.
>He turns on his heel and faces her again.
But.. That's unlikely, ain't it? Skilled soldier like you ain't gonna make those kinds of mistakes, right?
Ya ain't gonna get anywhere just blastin' away at everything ya see. You kill off a chance before ya get the opportunity ta really tackle it and ya ain't gonna learn nothin' from it. Ya ain't gonna grab the next rung 'a the ladder 'n keep climbin' upwards. Ya need two hands ta climb, 'n ya can't do it if one of 'em's always firin' at somethin'.
>>9402289
I'm not an animal...
>>9402310
Uweh? There's no way I was crying, it must just be the light or something making it look that way! B-Besides, don't you know fourth graders are too old to be crying?
>>9402765
>bwoop
Wendy you should definitely pick up Statler and Waldorf, your cutting remarks are exquisite.
>>9402720
YOU WON'T AMBUSH ME KEBAB!
>pulls up his rifle to his face and opens fire, filling the bush with bullets
>>9402697
Got to go with black menace.
>>9402703
>Feels braces for the bullet to come.
>He hears the gun fire, but there was no bullet, but instead, a flag.
Oh, wow. Good one, you know, for a second there it actually look as if you were gonna k-
>Feels wasn't able to finish because at that moment, the flag was fired and went right into his chest.
>He falls to the ground, in pain and now dying.
Heh, g-good one. G-g-g-good one.
>Fucking dies
>>9402703
>>9402733
L-Little goat! What are you doing?
>Ahri gasps, believing Smolgore is trapped by the metal. She lifts the bar without even a grunt of exertion.
I'll help you! It's okay!
>>9402720
What possibly frightening and interesting thing I shall encounter next? I can hardly wait!
>As she said, she was very impatient. She goes over to the bush, pull away at it until she was greeted with the sight.
Hmm, that is very peculiar.
>>9402769
Light can play many tricks but I don't think that is one of them, I'm afraid. Is that a fact? My, I don't know enough about this world at all. Any more facts you can share?
>>9402742
You really think so? I wanted to at least get the third place
NO NOT HIS HAIR ! EVERYTHING BUT HIS FABULOUS HAIR !
Macaroni giving the thumbs up while this peculiar scenario plays out is.. ugh.
Well well well this is getting quite bloody over there.
Seiga keeps widening the gap between Asgore and her, even though I still don't understand what's their problem with each others in the first place.
>>9402703
>HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK
>>9402697
I... I'm going to pick the dog, he... he looks like he can... yeah...
>>9402708
Y-yeah, that... that's right... angry for... angry for good...
>Lucky seems rather... out of it. Most of his attention is focused on the taste of the bone in his mouth...
>>9402643
Their brand is an ongoing joke it's so bad, maybe they should have a clown as their mascot too?
>>9402670
I'm not going anywhere, unlike Church's chicken
>>9402703
She said she hated me but I thought that was just playful banter, like how I always say eating at Mcdonald's will kill yo-.. I guess she was serious because so am I when I say that.
>>9402799
Oh! Uhhh...thanks. How are ya liftin' that thingy? It's really heavy!
>>9402811
>Smolgore is clueless, as the Underground has never had a true flag.
>>9402803
>As the blue woman approaches the bushes, a white woman bursts out of hiding. The coffin-carrying girl clearly wasn't expecting to end up right in front of somebody's face though.
Sudden surprise!!
>She stumbles and falls over backwards.
>>9402806
Well, I just heard it's one of the hardest arenas you can win so... really it's not that bad.
Now if you excuse me...
>gets away to listen to some punk
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbmWs6Jf5dc
>>9402811
Great... It's going to be a pain trying to rest with with splitting headache I have now... Maybe making some tea will help alleviate it...
>>9402829
>Pic related
>>9402651
Oh, there's no need to, I can read it off your psyche as plain as day; remember what I am.
>None of this seems to phase her in the slightest, in fact she only looks amused by the attempted dig.
We are what we are, Astaroth. Under normal circumstances poor little Monoko is incapable of doing anything more than walking away. In fact, she's quite easily paralyzed, as well... I myself can do nothing, either. If she comes bearing the knife, I'm just as powerless as my sister.
With only rare exceptions are a dreams not slave to the lucid dreamer's will. The only reason why she can fight back is due to the games. And even then, only in it. I do not mock you for being what you are, does it make you any superior to do so?
>>9402829
Nice rp.
>>9402829
Your RP is on par with Rin's.
>>9402775
My words aren't the only things that are sharp, just look at my burgers.
>Nah, but only because I already have enough avas.
>>9402862
>I saw anon, I saw.
>>9402811
It will regrow, and if not, I'll just get one of those stylish fins Yondu has
But still, that russian dude is going to pay for going home alone at me.
>>9402765
Your clothes are dated-looking. You're not from where I'm from. I know how this stuff works...do you?
Drinking it's pointless anyways.
>>9402811
Oh c'mon, don't tell me you're going to pussy out now! A bit of fire never hurt anybody!
>>9402829
joining the random shitposting brigade cause we jelly.
>>9402858
Oh, hey, that thingy! Is that a flag? Tori told me it's just called a symbol.
>>9402813
Are you listening to me? you should pay attention when someone is talking to you!
>>9402848
I still don't get the music of this generation..
>>9402832
Very peculiar indeed.
>The woman can only blink for a few seconds after the encounter. A little girl carrying a coffin was too weird even for her. Replacing her surprise with a polite smile, she offers her hand.
Do you need some assistance? Something such as that can't be too easy to handle.
>>9402829
Is it?
>She grins, hefting it over her head with a slight grunt of effort to make it seem a little tougher than it actually is.
Whew! Maybe you're right!
>>9402811
...I'm so hungry... I really hope those burritos get here soon...
>>9402768
>How many? All of them. Nobody with any sense picks up a loaded gun with the intent to use it on others for a good time. There's homelands and livelihoods at stake. What's done is a necessary evil, but sometimes that evil loses control and burns on the fuel of war further than it was ever intended to scorch.
>She thumbs at the filter of a freshly rolled cigarette before sucking the dry flavor through the end between her lips.
It pays the bills Vino. I can't help it that the people in front of me don't have the sense to quit before they learn what it's all about.
>>9402898
Very nice rp. How many hours of practice a day do you have to do to achieve this level?
>>9402811
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
ARENA EVENT OUTTA NOWHERE
We judged that you guys were going too rough on each others today, so we offer you a FREE entry at Rigginsland ! Isn't that marvelous ?
>>9402898
Your rp sucks. I hope you die of cancer desu.
>>9402906
>The girl is stuck on her back, struggling to flip herself over much like a turtle would. Her eyes meet the blue woman's when she comes to aid her.
Help... Appreciate! Very much...!
>>9402908
Yeah...yeah! There's a bunch of 'em, 'cause the host guy's been tellin' me'ta get "fit," whatever that means! They're all really, really heavy, though.
>>9402917
>Smolgore ride the merry-go-round, completely oblivious to the surrounding death.
Hah hah, wheeeee! Go faster!
>>9402917
What? I don't like roller coasters, last time i went on one of those it crashed and I died.
>>9402889
Of course I do... I clean all sorts of tools daily. It's my job after all... And this glue seems to be weak.
>>9402905
Y-yeah... yeah, I'm... listening...
>Lucky has the strangest look on his face. Like, he's trying to focus on Dog Mom, but at the same time... he can't.
>>9402811
>Lucky spirits the burritos away and savagely tears into them, wolfing down each and every one, before chugging something to drink, probably a soda. He then places the bone back into his mouth.
>He doesn't even like Mexican food, but that seems about as far from his mind as... well, everything else.
>>9402917
>On a scale from "fixes everything" to "breaks the Lucky even further", the bonk on the head strong enough to break the skull and kill him... surprisingly lands close to "does pretty much nothing once he respawns".
>Lucky stumbles into the popcorn aisle and collapses into a seat, still chewing the cursed bone.
>>9402803
There's a lot of things I don't know either, but it's fun to learn stuff on your own! Have you ever been to a library before? They have lots of cool books there filled with facts that you can borrow, and the best part is that it's free. But... I don't know if there are any libraries around here that you could borrow books from.
>>9402917
Hate 'em or love 'em, each of these competitors managed to make it this far. And that alone is worthy of respect. Not much, but a lil' bit.
But I would personally like to dedicate this F to the real tragedy of this game here. One of the saddest death I had to witness, and that's taking in count all the games I've hosted.
My friends, I would like y'all to stand up, and address a big F, for Starlord's hairstyle.
>>9402961
>Ahri gently sets the bar down in front of him before placing her hand against his head to ruffle his hair.
You'll get there in time, small goat. I know it. One day you might even make -me- swoon over you.
>>9402917
I know you ate those burritos, Lucky! They were mine! I'm STILL hungry!
>I'm not sure what else to say to this.
>>9402970
Even so. Assuming it's the same as what you're used to is a bad idea.
>Poniko continues picking at the remains slowly and carefully.
Better safe than sorry.
>>9403013
>Smolgore giggles as his hair is ruffled.
Hahahah, thanks! What does "swoon" mean?
>>9402911
Yeah, I get it. You're talkin' to a man that grew up killin' people to "pay the bills." Still do. But the difference between you 'n I is that I know who I'm killin'. I know they're pieces 'a shit that deserve it. You? Doubt you even know the name 'a one percent of the people you've taken out. I get that ya get the rush from it. I do too. Everybody in this line'a work does. It's practically programmed inta us at this point. But that don't mean ya can't find ways around it. That don't mean ya can't get it under control. 'Cause I think you'll find, Suz, that ya just might start findin' yourself in a better place if ya start thinkin' about just who ya pick fights with, 'n who ya don't.
>He stares at her for a few seconds before sighing, pulling open his coat, and rummaging around in an inner pocket for a short while. He retrieves a packet of cigarettes, complete with a cute, pink sticky note on the front that visibly reads "one a day!!!! <3" in black pen. He retrieves one from the nearly empty case and tucks it away, before holding up the unlit cigarette to Suz.
But hey, I ain't never been good at this.. Philosophy kinda thing. I just let my brain do what it does.
Light?
>>9403005
AND RIGHT OFF THE BAT WE GET SOME NICE C O N T I N U I T Y
BARRETT AND STARLORD BOTH GOING ON TRICKY TO MAKE HER PAY FOR THE TRAUMATIC EXPERIENCE SHE MADE THEM GO THROUGH
..H O W E V E R..
>>9402859
Looks like a bunch of made-up bullshit.
Oh, not what you just said of course, I'm pretty sure all those rules are totally real, but I'm talking about your inadequacies.
What are dreams If not chasing the impossible? You should fight back your dreamer even if it kills you in the end. Humans and gods. Dreamers and dreamers it's the same thing, or are you okay being a puppet?
>she smiles
Now now there might be a simple solution to that.
>she takes out another dreamcatcher.
I'm no expert on oniromancy, but, if I catch both of you... and start dreaming of you, would that me your dreamer?
I'm sure Monoko would be delighted, heh at least it's not in my mind that she'll end up stabbed.
...
...
Not by a knife at least.
>The thought sends a shivers down her spine and she casts it away.
Nevermind....
>>9403044
Huh? How?! He's a human!
>>9403036
If you say so... I'll just take my things and go then...
>Dwyer takes his time gathering his belongings then walks off elsewhere, muttering to himself.
>>9403044
This is what I get for being such a nice guy and saving this dude from killing himself.
>>9403063
>>9402859
>dreams and dreamers*
>Here we goooo...............
>>9403037
>Ahri pauses.
You dear summer child... You're too precious.
>>9403044
>The kitsune smiles to herself, but it slowly fades.
I hope they don't start fighting about this... Oh I didn't think this through very well.
>>9402992
Stop lying! you're grounded!
>>9403013
>Lucky just looks up at Ahri in a bit of confusion before he's killed, then.
I... I don't like... burritos...
>>9403044
SIX PACK CHALLENGE
ONLY 6 JABRONIES ARE LEFT
AND TALKING FROM EXPERIENCE, I FEEL LIKE A CERTAIN SOMEBODY IS GOING TO REUNITE WITH HIS DEAR LOVE, MISS SECOND PLACE :^)
>>9403044
Are you hiding something from us? How do you even know what genetics is?
>>9402947
I was able to decipher your strange language and will do as you desire.
>And the woman goes to help the other, just not in the way she may have expected. Retracting her hand, she instead walks to her side and picks up both the girl and her coffin. She then sits them upright with a little drop.
I do hope you are alright. No thanks are necessary but they are certainly appreciated.
>>9403002
I have heard of this lib-ra-ry, however I have yet to locate one in my time. Have they gone out of style? No longer in with the in-crowd? It will be very unfortunate if true.
>>9403044
How the hell can i be related to a goat? I mean, there was that one time back in 1999, but he's way too young for that theory to make any sense.
THE END IS NIGH
>>9403107
>I mean, there was that one time back in 1999,
Did I hear what I just heard?
>>9403107
HOLY SHIT!
Eric actually got a different gif!
>>9403085
Uhhh...thanks?
>>9403091
I can't think of one! Mr. Host Guy, do you got any ideas?
>>9403096
>What was a smile, thankful that someone has come to her aid, quickly becomes a shocked expression as her entire body is lifted with relative ease by the one who came to assist her.
Very strong!! Looks, deceptive!
Super power?
>>9403139
I swear you have the best rp in this whole thread!
>>9403091
WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROU-
..Wait, wrong saying.
Uhh, I got nothing for this.
>>9403139
I'll give you a hint: It's definitely not the two that just died right now !
>>9403161
No, that's Ahri
>>9403162
Oh... Shit...
>>9403038
>She scoffed quietly, surprised but amused nonetheless. This kind of level headed positivity was a rarity. Refreshing from the norms of bragging what would be done to prisoners under watch or whose girlfriend was cheating on who back home.
>Her lips mouthed the word 'yeah' though no sound came from them. Leaning forward into the flame the reddened ends curled along the leaves and blackened into a dancing line of grey.
It's not that easy. I don't think everybody's cut out to be a superhero, you know?
Thanks by the way.
>>9403139
You should get a grammy for best actor.
What happened to the Markiplier ava?
>>9403093
>Are you talking to Me?
>>9403091
>Even Ahri is creeped out by the fact that she's spider-walking
Please help me.
>>9403139
Not a problem.. Swooning is hard to explain anyway... But let's just say that... Tori, woman, is it? She'll be really impressed if you manage to lift these weights no problem.
>>9403179
Fuck i forgot the image, joke has been ruined.
>>9403178
left for the youtube money.
>>9403178
He got busy with shit. He still comes here, but not as Marky.
>>9403063
Aaah, how long-winded. But you know she wouldn't care for that. Not only that...we would cease to be the same dreams. We would be yours, altered by your own point of view to fit your perception.
We are representations. Everything in her mind is a reflection of something in her subconscious, memories and primal feelings. Even I. Our lots, our roles, they were all created by her mind.
>She folds her hands behind her back.
And I don't think you'd like to know what we all are.
>>9403096
They're really common! Maybe not around a place like this, but there's actually a bunch of them around the city I live in. There's even one that's close enough for me to rollerblade to if I wanted. I don't see many kids go there often, so maybe it isn't very "in style" anymore. But I don't really know much about that kind of thing, you' have to ask someone else.
>>9403089
Grounded...? But... you're not Mom...
>The one-eyed, eternally wounded pup looks up at dog mom with confusion... before his single visible eye clouds over with a dull rage.
I... y-you can't ground me! I'm not even a puppy anymore! Grrr....
>I actually think it'd be pretty hilarious if Dog Mom actually was related to Lucky, especially with Cursed!Lucky reacting like this, but that's just me. You do you on that.
>>9403162
>Smolgore looks at the mutilated and crushed bodies of the two tributes he just killed and smiles.
...I got it! Meteor Elbow Drop Guy! Yeah!
>>9403184
Do ya think so?!
>Smolgore immediately grabs the weight from Ahri.
>He holds it for maybe half a second before the strength in his tiny arms give out and he drops it on the ground.
...I'll get better!
>>9403162
The King of Monsters Asgore will definitely claim victory! I predict this outcome as imminent!
>>9403176
>grammy
>actor
Is that the joke?
>>9403162
AND
IT'S
ALL
OV-
..Guys, come on, for real.
THIS IS THE DAMN FINAL.
AIN'T NO TIME FOR ANY MORE TRUCK MILK AND SHIT.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12995133
>>9403214
Just pretending to be retarded.
>>9403214
The joke is that I just jumped on the bandwagon and made it incredibly obvious.
>>9403229
Yuck! Ew! What would ya do that?! I saved ya!
>>9403210
That's it! Yeah!
>She claps excitedly.
I know you can do it!
...H-hey wai--
>>9403162
>Ahri is obliterated by the Meteor Elbow Drop.
>>9403229
Voted for tricky. The rest are newfag cancer
>>9403229
Too bad we can't have four champions.
Good luck guys
>>9403229
Plot twist.
That painting was the Smash Roster I made.
IT ALL COMES TOGETHER
>>9403263
Too bad Ahri couldn't have two lovers.
>>9403269
Finally, we're going to get a good winner.
>>9403269
Ohh, that's painful.
>>9403256
...Sorry! Host Guy taught me how'ta do that, too!
>>9403269
>Smolgore, despite being incredibly sad at losing, is somewhat relieved that it wasn't 2nd or 3rd place. Again.
>>9403278
Are you trying to say you want to be the other one?
Yukine you scamp!
>>9403269
AND
IT'S
ALL
(FOR GOOD THIS TIME)
OVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>9403255
It's not even new, it's one of the first 15 i downloaded.
>>9403260
Ah, c'mon. You know you love me.
>>9403269
AUGH. Who the hell drinks diet dr. Pepper? This stuff is terrible!
>>9403304
>FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK
>gg,Eric.
>cums buckets
Oh my god, Rigginsmania's so good.
>>9403152
Maybe it is to others but that was just the natural power of one that resides in the Velvet Room. That is quite the curiosity to be carrying. May I ask what for?
>The blue woman then gets behind her, looking at the coffin with extreme interest.
Hmm, I wouldn't be surprised if I could fit in there. But I do not think it is meant for I.
>>9403206
But you're my leading source of information regarding the libRAry. Oh, I know! Maybe you can show me the way to the nearest one. It would be quite the adventure!
>>9403304
>>9403184
>Yes, but I don't feel like talking anymore now. Feel like I am interrupting
>>9403278
>Suz lowers her head until the bangs of her blonde hair cast a dark shadow over her eyes.
Yeah.... Too bad.
>>9403304
>These back and forth events
Good fucking game.
I am so sorry about that second place man.
>>9403317
Cucked out of another win yet again.
Karma for KEEPING THAT WINCARD
>>9403304
OH SHIT I DID IT.
>>9403304
BIG MATCH ERIC
I LOVE IT
>>9403304
Congratulations, Eric. Thank you for hosting, Seth.
>>9403336
BIRD UP!
>>9403304
CONGRATFUCKINGLATIONS, ERIC ANDRE
YOU ARE THE 75TH RIGGINSMANIA WINNER
AS FOR THE REST
D-GENERATION X WINS LOL
>>9403208
>It was the first time a little puppy challenges her, so she decides to give the little puppy a lesson, by... teasing him with a big bone
You know that only good boys can have this, right?
>>9403175
>He laughs to himself at the superhero remark, immediately shaking his head in interjection.
Nah, they ain't. That's for sure. Hell, I'd say I'm more of a supervillain than anythin', technically. 'Least.. That's how most people would see me. I don't really care, personally. Wouldn't even be havin' this conversation had ya caught me ten years ago, but ever since meetin' the wife..
Yeah. She's the real superhero here. Should be her you're thankin', not me.
>He falls mute for a long while, simply gazing off into nothing in particular before reality seems to snap back to him.
I don't know exactly what's gonna happen in the future, Suz. Don't know what my mind's gonna dream up next. Could be anythin'. But I do know that you wastin' it ain't on my list 'a things I'm lookin' forward to. You'll.. Probably figure it all out. There's one thing I've learned, it's that my mind creates some real tough folks sometimes.
..And I still wanna have that fight, by the way, see what ya got. 'N I ain't gonna be happy havin' it if ya ain't together mentally. That's no fun.
>>9403353
Nice one Eric, thanks for hosting
>>9403074
...Hey.
>Her tone is flat, but she does raise the volume, though it seems to hurt her voice, which is already a hoarse rasp.
Do you actually have anything to help?
>>9403304
>>9403353
Good work.
Thanks.
>>9403336
Bravissimo, Andre.
>>9403353
Good old D-G X. Thanks for hosting Seth.
And that's a good point to go to bed. Goodnight everyone.
>>9403204
>She didn't expect the discussion to become all metaphysical about dreams, Monoe does have a good point, their wouldn't be the same inside Astaroth's mind and frankly, maybe that's for the best.
>But what of it now. Isn't the whole reality a giant dream after? Everyone looks at the world with different eyes after all and can create their how paradise or hell at will.
>Now Astaroth remembers a dream she did last night, she was a butterfly... and then she woke up, as a blue demon... Is she Astaroth dreaming she was a butterfly? Or is she a butterfly dreaming she is Astaroth?
>No one really knows the answer, in fact, Astaroth true self, her RPer, is only trying to save up time but writing a bunch of bullshit and quoting Tsun Zu because she cares aboutt the RP but doesn't know what to do.
Tchh... What of it now? You cannot really tease me like that and not tell me? I thought you were only dreams, but if there's more I want to know.
>>9403353
>Thanks for hosting
>Good job Eric
>>9403328
>I'm sorry Soviet. I've been rather caught up in other things outside of thread too.
>>9403295
N-no... It's fine.
>The kitsune tries to lift herself, only to find her arms don't work at the moment. Still screwed up from the elbow drop.
You're on the way to greatness...
>>9403353
Congratulations!
>>9403353
> he'd stir from his sleep in one of the crowd chairs
W-wuh..? Someone... won? Oh, uhm, congratulations...!
>>9403304
>>9403317
>>9403353
Niiiice.
Thanks for hosting for us.
>>9403304
Thanks for the game, muscle man.
>>9403353
Let this victory cascade your mind for eternity. Congratulations. I thank you for this game.
>>9403380
Tata for now.
>>9403322
>As the woman steps around to get a closer look at the coffin, a gasp escapes its owner and they quickly pivot around to turn the box away from them.
Coffin, very important! Cautious!
Even if grateful, cannot show!
Stats for the dorks.
Thanks for keeping me company.
Good game lads. T'was some good shit.
Well obviously RigginsMania is always the good shit.
But still, good shit nonetheless.
It makes sense in my head so that's all that matters anyway lol bye
>>9403336
A WINRAR IS YOU
>>9403317
>>9403334
Spoonfeed me lads
>>9403204
>>9403385
>I'm sorry for all the typos, it's burning my eyes too.
>>9403304
Congrats Eric, and thanks for the fun Seth!
>>9403369
>Dwyer turns slowly towards her with a dull expression on his face.
...You mean with cleaning your belongings, right? I have some some soap that I'm willing to part with...
>>9403353
Congratulations...
>>9403410
Thank you...
>>9403322
Uhm... I'd really like to take you to one and show you around, but I don't know this area very well. There might not be one here. Do you have a map or something like that I could look at? I'm sure it'd be on there if there was one.
>>9403353
Congrats!
>>9403410
Thanks for hostin'!
>>9403386
I am? What kinda greatness?
>>9403386
>Nah, it is fine. I was just feeling like I don't want to jump in without causing the thread go into Cuban Missile Crisis, and I hope you can finish those things soon.
>>9403410
Thanks for the chance.
>>9403321
I FUCKING LOVE IT WHEN SETH TYPES IN CAPS NYAAARRRGGGGHHHHH
>>9403357
>Lucky doesn't even give the big bone a second glance before walking away- his mouth is already clamped around the cursed bone he got from Astaroth, and it's the best bone he's ever tasted. He doesn't need another one, right?
>>9403336
>>9403410
>Lucky, similarly, doesn't notice the game ending.
(Congrats and thanks for hosting, respectively)
>>9403410
Man, I'm doing REALLY badly today...thanks for hosting though.
>>9403410
He won't delet the wincard I made for him
I-It's super shitty and embarrassing
I don't ACTUALLY care about it though desu it's just memes
On that note I could probably make some wincards if people posted at me about them
Thanks for hosting, based Seth.
Too bad we have to go back to shit games now. Hopefully shitposting those will get all the bad hosts to fuck off and die.
>>9403454
>The cursed bone is my cock and you're succin it
T-thanks
>>9403358
I see you've saved the fairy tale ending for yourself.
>There came another chuckle, exhaled with a cloud of an addiction soothing crutch. A sharp smirk accompanied the remark, she was having a smoke with God after all.
Don't read too much into the doom and gloom schtick. I know I look raggedy but the lights on upstairs are still working, I promise. We can kill each other all you like.
>>9403424
Well the kind that gets all the women after you, of course.
>Ahri manages to sit up, finally recovered enough to do so.
Ah... Much better.
>>9403425
>In time. In time.
>>9403410
>Did I say thank you for hosting? None the less, if I didn't before, thank you!
Post the 93rd image in your folder.
>>9403467
Well I'm sorry my games are so shit anon. It's not like I want to host when I get shat on for not being whatever game you think is better.
>>9403317
>>9403341
>>9403350
>>9403351
>>9403364
>>9403380
>>9403385
>>9403369
>>9403386
>>9403391
>>9403393
>>9403400
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>>9403418
>>9403454
This is the part where I think everybody for thanking me. You know, just like everybody else.
>>9403410
I think out of my four victories, this is my greatest one yet. Thanks for the host sethster.
>>9403501
>Implying I have more than 75 images
>>9403505
>not the first post from this IP
Why are you samefagging your own shitposts?
>>9403501
>>9403496
>I hope it works well, now back to sniper lurking. And hope you are enjoying your time here.
>>9403501
>
>>9403501
>>9403496
Oh...cool! I still only want Tori, though.
>>9403501
>I only have 74 of Smolgore.
>>9403353
Congrats, sir!
>>9403410
Thanks for this lovely game, host
>>9403501
Only have 62 images in my main folder, Here's the last one.
>>9403505
Rigginsmania is the only game HG should ever have to bh. I'd rather go without any game at all than have some shit game hosted like Express Games, Lenny Games, or Asscar Academy Games.
>>9403385
>>9403415
>Fortunately the person behind Monoe has a high tolerance for typos, and would remind the Astaroth that lengthiness is not required, and in fact may stress both parties unduly in an attempt to match each other.
Oh, very well. Our mutual friend in green? A bad memory covered up by guilt and belief in what once was pleasant. The girl in a muffler I've mentioned, the fear of others.
I? Cold, even mocking aloofness, even willful detachment from those others. And for the last of us...do you know of a thing called survivor's guilt?
>>9403501
To be honest I can't believe I have that many pictures
>>9403519
>Implying implications
Why are you Implying implications anonymously?
>>9403551
You are trying too hard.
>>9403465
Which games
>>9403501
I hope you guys can forgive me.
>>9403486
That's what I was lookin' forward ta hearin'!
>The redhead smiles brightly and raises a fist, lightly knocking her on the arm with his knuckles and turning away to leave. He waves over his shoulder, not bothering with a verbal goodbye. After all, it isn't quite goodbye, is it? As he goes, he does, however, toss his half-empty box of cigarettes over his head to Suz, leaving at least a parting gift.
>>9403418
Yeah.
>She fiddles with her hair for a minute, but her gaze and tone is still steady.
I can pay if you want.
>>9403501
>
>>9403580
Forgive yourself with this
>>9403501
>>9403575
Hungry Games
Just some shitty games I hosted on my IPad but don't have the files for anymore
>>9403465
>tfw won a hungry game but never got a wincard
>it's been 4 months and 10 days
: s
>>9403565
This is what we actually think though.
I miss _________
>>9403501
>only got 40 of gasoline man
>but hey here's a meme I made just now.
>>9403661
>we
(You)
>>9403652
post it then
I didn't really even start making wincards until around number 50 or 60 or something because I'm a lazy fuck
>>9403582
>Her hand snapped out to snatch the carton in mid-air. A moment of analyzation brought a genuine smile back to her face.
>She found it a home in place next to her own crumpled package inside her jacket. Normally a parting friend would be left in silence but something compelled her to speak up anyway.
Take it easy cowboy.
>>9403552
>I love going full meta (alchemist), but really when I first saw your wall of text, I said to myself "Nah, I can't give half assed replies"
The burning curiosity quikly leaves Astaroth's eyes as the "big secret" is nothing more than the psychological problems of a deranged girl. Whan can you except after all, she's a demon, there is much worse in hell.
Oh... That's it... I guess it kinda makes sense... Is your dreamer a prude or what? I'd like to see what kind of dreams she could come up with lust but oh well...
The last of us? Monoko? No. Tell me about it.
>>9403406
>The woman's disappointment is visible for a second, only before putting on an amused smile.
I suppose I will have to do more to see what secrets lie behind it. This may also mean I cannot ask to where it is you are taking it What a shame. May I ask for your name or is that too much as well?
>>9403421
This place is so massive that I believe it would take the map person years to graph it all out. So no. But isn't that what makes this more exciting?
>>9403501
>
>>9403501
>>9403694
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97qom-uhi-c
>>9403583
You don't need to pay me... I don't believe the currency you use is the same as mine...
>Dwyer sets his things down for a moment and searches his pockets
...Ah, here it is.
>He produces a neatly wrapped object
This is one bar of soap... It should be more than enough for you.
Do you use hosthelper or the userscript for easy entry?
>>9403675
Utsutsu
>>9403747
userscript
>>9403703
nice rp
>>9403747
Userscript
>>9403747
Hosthelper, even thought it fucks with me too much
>>9403747
Userscript >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hosthelper
>>9403747
userscript.
>>9403747
Manual
>>9403781
It's more reliable.
Hosthelper is actually faster, but when it fuck up, it fucks up hard.
>>9403781
Yup, you can fill a 48 game in less than 1 minute if you're quick enough, it's really great.
>>9403747
Host helper because I can easily change names and swap districts. I'm just more comfortable with it.
Ahri is Owain from ERP.
>>9403728
Ah! Name, Chaika Trabant!
Other things, can't say! Visit, very short! Urgent!
For helping, grateful, but cannot stay long!
>The girl readjusts her coffin to make sure she has a stable grip on it before slowly backing away with it.
So soon, sorry! Goodbye!
>And then she's off.
>but really thanks for keeping me busy for a bit. now I can sleep off this sick without screwing up my sleep schedule.
>>9403798
No Anon, I'm Ahri
Lucky is Asgore
>>9403798
That's retarded. You're retarded
>>9403781
Yes
>>9403728
Uweeeeeh? I had no idea! Is it really possible for one place to be so big? How do people get around here if it's that huge?
>>9403817
No Anon, I'm Asgore
>>9403798
>>9403816
>>9403798
>>9403830
You're Fyxe
Sakura is Yuno
>>9403839
lurk more newfag
>>9403840
No Anon, I'm Furry Porn
>>9403844
No Anon, I'm Yuno
>>9403738
Maybe...but I can get other things to pay with. I've got a bit of reach like that.
>Poniko takes the object and examines it, before nodding briefly.
Thanks. Better safe than sorry, after all...I can't afford ruining it.
Kurisu is Junko
Draco is Tricky
>>9403849
Ok boss man.
Sunset is Suz
>>9403726
>Sorry. Monoe just loves being a smug ass.
What did you expect? I did already say we're nothing but the result of her mind.
She's a shutin, afraid of the rest of the world.
>She makes a grandiose sweeping gesture.
She has not left her sole room in her apartment in years. And yes, you'd be right. But again...do you really know if you want to find out about that? How my dear sister met her end?
I don't really think you do.
>>9403855
But I have the proof
>>9403858
...Don't worry about the payment, it's just a bar of soap... If that will be all, I'll take my leave here then...
>Dwyer gathers his things once again then heads off.
>>9403874
c :
Dwyer is Parsee
>>9403874
wait you're making wincards for old games?
>>9403908
If you say so. Bye.
>She offers a tiny wave.
Ruby is Vino
>>9403911
Best Len gif.
You are (You)
Seth is Lenny
>>9403812
To swift to even get my name my name in return..
>She waves off the white speedster, shouting at her as she speeds away.
Farewell, young one! Safe travels!
>No problem. Sleep well dude.
>>9403825
There can be many ways of travel but I usually find myself doing it by foot. Hmmm, what is it we where talking about? Oh, the library!
>Without much warning, she picks up the girl and places her on her shoulder, walking in a random direction.
Here we go!
Can you all give a gal a bit of time? I'm a woman of my word, of course. But I've also got priorities.
>>9403901
Man I can't believe I sperged over that once upon a time
>>9403911
Don't post Len at me or my avatars ever again
Also here's this if you want it
>>9403921
Yeah so like if you have one you should totally post it
>>9403978
Thank god you moved past it.
>>9403978
over what? the song?
>>9403976
Sure, sure. We all have the time. I was going to eat dinner to wait a bit.
Somewhere right now, Kamina is jacking off to a loli being brutally raped.
>>9404006
He should get better taste.
>>9404006
Same desu
>>9404006
me3
>>9403896
>Oh, but really
You never stop being mysterious, do you? Well, that won't be a problem if you had the secrets to back that attitude up, but really... I don't see how it would interest anyone but armchair psychologists.
>she sighs.
Oh and... it doesn't really matters, she wouldn't like me to dive into her past like that anyway right? Maybe next time, if we're lucky you'd tell me.
Say hello for me once she gets revived or whatsoever.
>she flies away
>My RP mana is at 0 now, can't keep going. Have a good night. Bye!
One of the wrestlefags in an ERPer.
>>9403989
I was so stressed 24/7 back then, moving and getting a job helped out tremendously. Can't believe the dumb shit I got upset over.
>>9403997
Nah I was avaing Doppio back then who had a Stand named Epitaph, and Fyxe posted the song Epitaph in a "what are you listening to" chain and then immediately deleted it, so people started memeing that I was Fyxe
For some reason I decided that was the end of the world and freaked out over it. Good times.
>>9403997
People thought Fyxe was Vino because she posted a King Crimson song to a "post song from your source" and Vino was playing doppio at the time
>>9404035
We know. It's Ruby.
>>9404035
I mean "is an ERPer"
It's also not Ramsalt or Ruby.
>>9404056
Is it Edge? I bet it's Edge.
>>9404051
>>9404023
To be otherwise would defy my nature. We're all content as we are, and, of course, you can ask the real version of one of us, if you know enough to tell. Ta-ta, Astaroth, I'm sure she'll be delighted to hear it.
>Have a good night.
>>9404044
I'm still kinda like how you used to be. Getting wrapped up in dumb shit of my own volition and getting steamed over it. It's a hassle.
> i wonder if anyone thinks me and eric are the same person, non-ava wise
> most likely nobody
Post things you regret doing in this community.
>>9404056
I want Seth to penetrate my Ring of Honor
>>9404105
joining it
>>9404105
Joining
>>9403976
We can keep ourselves entertained as you pleasure yourself on other things. Don't be too long.
>>9404023
Tata Astraroth! May your trip to the land below be filled with enjoyment.
>>9404105
Joining the first Discord server.
>>9404087
From one autist to another I can say it really only comes with time, but eventually you'll probably learn to just stop giving a shit altogether. If I can do it you can do it anon
>>9404105
Being rude to someone because I found them annoying.
>>9404105
Not downloading Phonto, Photoshop Fix, and Photoshop Mix sooner
>>9404133
Who was it?
>>9404105
What do you use those for?
>>9404105
The goat.
>>9404121
Better watch that choice of words. Don't want people to get the wrong idea.
>>9404105
Starting my first avatar as a silly video game bird
>>9404139
Fyxe
>>9404105
Wanting to please everyone and let myself drown in escapism.
I was actually thinking of myself as my ava.
Thanks God I moved past that.
>>9404105
>coming.
>but other than that,being a bit OOC with Gascoigne for the first few weeks I was here.
>>9404105
Learning this community's existence
>>9404105
Adding a certain avafag. They won't stop constantly messaging me about things I don't care about.
>>9404105
Winning every single time I get on here. It kinda gets tiring after a while.
>>9404105
Falling in love with someone.
>>9404105
Elise.
Here is the picture hint of who the wrestlefag ERPer is.
>>9404105
Talking to Junko
>>9404105
Falling in love with an avafag.
>>9404105
Cuming
>>9404177
Did your phone autocorrect whining?
>>9404191
literally no one cares about this
>>9404190
Why is that?
>>9404191
who?
>>9404173
Who?
>>9404200
What whining? The kind you're doing right now?
>>9404105
The ticket. I already told that story.
>Half the people regret joining in
No wonder it sucks so much.
>>9404196
>falling in love with anyone ever
>>9404145
>things you regret doing
>the goat
Speaking of choice of words...
>>9404223
Am I the only one glad to have found this place?
>>9404217
WhAt WhInInG? tHe KiNd YoU'rE dOiNg RiGhT nOw?
>>9404105
I regret my first shitpost.
>>9404223
>Taking the meme seriously
>HG sucks because of______
*Yawns*
Go play risk or something.
>>9404156
Who are you? Grimes?
>>9404205
I was new, I made mistakes with elise.
Alotta them.
>>9404225
not him but junko is cute
>>9404252
You're still new dumbass
>>9404249
Grimes would never regret scaring off furries desu
>>9404105
Nothing really. Any grief I suffer is entirely my own fault, but it's not like I'd change what I do.
>>9404105
>Not keeping my mouth shut at the right time.
>>9404173
>Kuga is that you?
>>9404249
I don't think Grimes is ever ironically rude to someone.
>>9404252
Being an ooc cockmuncher one of them? You're still a faggot faggot.
>>9404105
Having my namesake ava here talking like an idiot
>>9404229
Yeah, I realized that. You gotta get your mind outta the gutter, though.
>>9404223
It's probably a bandwagon.
>>9404255
He is also a catfish.
>>9404105
not shitposting the furries enough
>>9404225
It's easy to make someone fall in love with you when you're a maiden in need~!
>Junko
>>9404105
Talking a bit to much about myself
Picking a specific ava
>>9404274
You're not his mom faggot
>>9404295
Rika
>>9404105
>also revealing where i lived
>Whyd I do that
>>9404105
Shitposting that one person.
>>9404262
I mean just not knowing anything about HG.
I know i'm still new.
>>9404275
Jeez, Who got you so mad?
>>9404105
That game i hosted a couple of nights ago, that was horrendous.
>>9404298
I am not his Mother, I'm just his buddy.
Junko changed all the oldfags once they started speaking with her.
They were someone decent people in March and April.
>>9404303
Because everyone else does it too
>>9404318
>sucks dick in discord and drops filler
>Nah that's just me
Memelord#2445
It's okay if you want to talk.
>>9404336
But I'm too shy.
>>9404311
Take it in stride kiddo.
>>9404274
You mean he is ironically rude to people? He does it for the memes I thought, that's why he's funny...
Is he actually not just pretending to be retarded?
>>9404335
>Implying you're me
>>9404318
drops filler?
>>9404336
Hey dach. Sorry about that one time I pinched an ava you were looking at without realizing it.
>>9404336
I might add you if I get on discord but it would just be for you to vent on me.
>>9404351
Perhaps, memes are an enigma.
>>9404356
>I'm your clone from 1k years into the future.
>>9404278
Not you.
>>9404379
>Implying cloning would be legal
>>9404399
>Implying I'm not an illegal clone
>>9404335
You best be implying draco is your filler
>tfw you could really go for some cock right about now
I want to use Ruby as a personal fleshlight
>>9404105
Actually getting into drama and not just minding my own business.
>>9404426
kys pedo
>>9404426
Kamina no
>>9404413
>Of course.
>>9404290
We should've prevented the earlier stages of degeneracy when they started showing up. But "muh fun"fags always enable that bullshit
>>9404426
KAMINA NO
>>9404426
Anon no.
>>9404351
He's actually retarded.
NGW
>shoot up an elementary school
>rape an 8 year old corpse
>literally eat her pussy
>kill yourself afterwards
is there any better way to go out
>>9404445
It's kind of sad how much you care about them tb.h
>>9404473
As sad as it is that you care that we do.
>>9404345
No you're not, go ahead and talk to me.
>>9404361
Is that you, Alfred? If it is, I don't really care about it and I never did. I just like to bust your balls about it, no hard feelings.
>>9404366
Who?
Is there HG in the after life?
>>9404471
You forgot a few things.
>Record it
>Make sure she's still alive and you kill and rape her on video
>Upload the video somewhere.
>>9404426
Something something /tlhg/
>>9404491
Yes, in hell.
>>9404490
You'll find out if I do it.
>>9404491
If you're in hell, yes...
But wait.. that means...
"I Know Everything"-senpai#7042
Add me for the lulz
>>9404486
>Not being able to handle some shitposting directed at you
Well, that took way longer than I thought. Or way longer than I wanted.
>>9404466
Now. Thread coming up.
>>9404459
But I want to fuck your throat vigorously and cum on your chest
>>9404518
>Not having reading comprehension
>Not caring but still caring about people caring about things you actually care about
>>9404513
go away Hoshi no one wants you to lecture them to death
>>9404528
>Not realizing that I'm playing you
>>9404526
KAMINO
>>9404532
I don't school babbies
I don't add babbies
I don't waste time with babbies
>>9404543
>Blantant I was acting retarded meme
>>9404553
>>9404553
>>9404553
>>9404553
>>9404553
>>9404546
I don't talk to people who don't suck my dick either.
Don't get mad, this is a joke.
>>9404526
Stop, think of your fans! Think of your family!