HG THREAD
HUNGER GAMES THREAD
THE GREATEST THREAD TO HAVE EVER GRACED THE LAND OF THE FOUR LEAVES
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HG
IS
ROLLINS
You know what happens when you threaten Seth Rollins from stealing his undisputed Mr.Primetime title, huh ?
You know what happens ?
Well, you'll see what happens. In the game. Soon enough.
BUT DON'T LET THAT DISTRACT YOU FROM THE FACT THAT IT'S RIGGINSMANIA TIME BAYBAY AND WE NEED A SHITTON OF YOU JABRONIES TO SUFFER FOR OUR ENJOYMENT
and hope to win one of our sweet shiny belts along the way, which totally aren't cheap replicas from the local Toys"R"Us
> NAME
> IMAGE
> GENDER
REMINDER THERE'S ONLY THREE GENDERS
MALE
FEMALE
AND SETH
BUT THAT LAST ONE IS AN UNIQUE CATEGORY FOR AN UNIQUE MAN
And of course
THE SQUAD SPECIFICATION (If you do wish to fight for a district in particular.)
LIST: (HART FOUNDATION / nWo / D-GENERATION X / THE MINISTRY OF DARKNESS / THE RADICALZ / EVOLUTION / AGE OF THE FALL / THE NEXUS / THE HOUNDS OF JUSTICE / THE WYATT FAMILY / BULLET CLUB)
IT INCREASES CHANCES OF WINNING, I TELL YA.
So that's pretty much it.
Won't even bother show no mercy because you dumb twats will show signs of it anyway.
>>9401585
Vino
THE MERCILESS SCARAMOUCH
Starlord
Evolution
Dwyer
>>9401585
Fujiwara no Mokou
Lenny
D-Generation X Slot 3
>>9401585
Hounds of Justice Ahri
>>9401585
Smolgore
Hart Foundation
Cassandra
Female
>>9401585
Queen of the Feast
Nexus
>>9401585
Astaroth
>ministry of darkness
>>9401414 (Ahri)
>Unlike last time, she doesn't remove her finger and savour the mild bite she provides.
Yes... Exact Ahri, that's the face and words I want to see from you.
>she stretches and flies higher.
And now is the perfect stage for that Ahri. Brace yourself, I will you.
>she shows the palm of her hands.
With nothing, as promised!
Len
>>9401585
Poniko
Gascoigne
Hounds
>>9401585
Seiga Kaku
Hiyori Sarugaki
>>9401585
Broken Sterling Archer
Bad News Barrett
Nexus
Tricky
>>9401585
Merak
>nWo
>>9401585
Ridley
Haru
Deku
Medea
Joker
>>9401585
a man
Vince
>>9401585
Dog Mom
>>9401585
Sergeant Feels
Emi driving an AE86
Eric Andre
Lana's mother
>>9401585
Monsieur Le President
QUEEN VALKYRIE
BULLET CLUUUUUUB
Chef Antoine
Emu Hojo
Inkling
Bullet Club
Baki Hanma
Finally, a good game I can enter.
Everything else is so fucking shit, thank god Based Seth Rollins is here to disperse the cancer a bit, huh guys?
XP-tan
Senshougahara
Ophis
>>9401585
Lucky
Male if it's necessary
Lickilicky
>>9401585
Wendy
THE MAN HIMSELF
>>9401585
Igor's Rape Face
Mikus ass
>>9401585
Marie Korbel
Age of the Fall
>>9401585
Grumpy alien
Bulbasaur
Xayah
Leoric the Skeleton King
>>9401585
Agrias Oaks
>Power outage
RIP Tournament progress
Lord Dominator
>>9401585
Draco
>>9401662
Is this a fucking joke
>>9401662
Hex Maniac
>>9401632
Shit i forgot put me in DX please.
>>9401611
>>9401585
Bullet club btw
Lonny
>>9401618
Oh and put me in the evolution slot, Seth.
Asgore confirmed Bogeymin
Undyne
>>9401604
>Ahri's eyes go wide. The bite isn't nearly as hard as the build up led her to believe.
>Jumping to her feet as Astaroth flies up, the kitsune stretches her arms.
My my... I do hope you don't play any cheap tricks to end this before it's even started.
Shy Gal
Paul stop entering
>>9401606
>>9401649
>>9401436
>>9401505
>I don't mind """intruders""" really, don't worry lucky, but be careful with that.
>Holding Monoko, she gives the sweater-wearing girl a cold stare and feels like jumping unto her to avenge Monoko... But here safety is much more important for now.
Hey you're the mummy dog from last time?
Yeah! Do something about that! Quick!!
Tsubasa Hanekawa
2B
>>9401708
(You)
>>9401665
You know I'm gonna swap you in, right?
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>9401676
>tfw /hg/ got 7 consecutive dubs
I-is this the power of Seth?
>>9401505
>>9401604
>>9401649
>>9401709
>There's no mending Monoko's wounds. In fact, there's barely enough time for Monoko's protective big sister to warp straight in to view for once, and stroke her cheek a single time before the multi-limbed girl vanishes. Leaving nothing more than the knife and a red splot.
>>9401674
>pats head
Reigen Arataka
Ryougi Shiki
>>9401725
I will decline if you do.
>>9401756
Great now its gonna be awkward for both if us.
Coulda just been on time you know?
>>9401585
Chef Vinny
>Rigginsmania finally being hosted
Oh my god I'm about to nut
>>9401771
D-Generation X
>nuts
>>9401748
>>9401783
>>9401745
>Graciously accepts all the pats on her head with a smile.
>>9401783
...Please don't remind me of this shitty drawing.
>>9401812
>Reminds you of it forever
>>9401803
>>9401775
>tl;dr ebin wrassling games xD
oh yes, so great.
>>9401706
Tricks? Tcchhh... With any other person maybe. But with you... I feel like doing it fair and square! That way, you won't be able it or find excuses once you've tasted it.
Oh yeah. Good luck! See you at the feast, I'll take a bite there.
>>9401739
>She doesn't know what just happened, she thinks she saw Monoe... That bitch! Always getting in the way... But it also means Monoko is safe now, which relieves her.
...
Hmm alright.
I won't have to worry then, let's focus on that "Rigginsmania" stuff!
>>9401769
And because of that I shall wait for the next game.
>plus, I'm heading out to grab some sodas
>>9401818
Better games when?
>>9401816
Don't make me do a Vino on you.
>>9401709
>Seriously, I didn't mean it as 'intruding', I meant it as putting something in that you didn't have to even acknowledge if you didn't want to. Hence Lucky not actually doing anything but being there. I'm sorry.
...Huh? Do something about wha-
>Lucky looks between the demon and Monoko, before opening his suitcase and grabbing a roll of bandages. Because what else would he carry in there except spare bandages and spare No. 23 T-shirts? Not always do his clothes make it out of the respawn chamber intact, after all- he has to deal with everything from fire to bulletholes.
>The problem is... he doesn't actually have very much training with doing first aid on anyone except himself, and the giant knife sticking out of Monoko's back makes him hesitate and freeze...
>>9401739
>Just long enough for Monoko to completely vanish, leaving a confused and frightened mummy doggo standing there with a roll of bandages.
...What...?!
>>9401818
Take that back you fucking faggot, Rigginsmania is literally the only good game this community has and ever will have.
>>9401817
Can I get one?
>>9401834
Stop being so level headed and argue with me dammit.
>>9401849
IT'S FUCKING INTRUDING
STOP TRIGGERING ME YOU BITCH
GOD YOU FUCKING NUFAGS
>>9401862
Are you the ironic anon from yesterday?
>>9401837
never
>>9401862
>Wrestling
>Good
Pick one
>>9401903
i'd stay stop shitposting as my wife but its hikkis ava anyways so who cares
Aliera Carstairs
>>9401872
>beans do not belong in chili
>so begins the 50 year beans/nebeans chili war
>>9401903
Post your past time enjoyments then faggot
>>9401832
>>9401849
>On the contrary, it's only Monoko herself that's vanished. Slowly, Monoe reaches down, picking up the knife and examining the stained blade, casting her eyes in the direction of the sweater-ed girl, before glancing over at Astaroth and the dog.
>She smirks at them both for a moment.
You seem surprised.
reminder
>>9401849
Looks like you've taken out all of this for nothing.
>she grins, and takes out the cursed dog bone (do you remember it?)
Hey do you remember that? You didn't have anything to trade it last time... How about that suitcase in exchange of it? I feel like it could come in handy sometime
>>9401901
Literally who
>
>>9401931
What is this abstract meme
>>9401931
I don't get it.
>>9401931
You've used that meme wrong.
Seth pls
>>9401910
>hikki
Literal who you say?
>>9401929
No
>>9401931
What the fuck is this?
>>9401931
>>9401928
I said fight with me. Not instigate a crusade.
>>9401832
>With a crack of her knuckles, Ahri's smirk turns into a full grin.
I'm going to be very disappointed if neither of us make it to the Feast, or if I don't see you out in the arena. I want to know who comes out on top.
>inb4 drama
This gotta be the record for most squad seeding yet.
Good on you jabronies, maybe you won't die as early as you think.
Or maybe you just worsened your fates.
Anyhow, check that shit out and be nice with your new teammates.
That is until the show starts.
>>9401963
after I get some soda
>>9401974
>>9401749
>>9401633
>Swaperu please
>>9401974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KukSVxgsQkg
>>9401974
Let's do this!
>>9401974
>>9401977
Thank you.
I shall accept this challenge in your stead.
>>9401974
Now this is a team.
Well... Agrias if you insist. I'm sorry, but I can't pass this opportunity up.
>>9401975
I hope it isnt Pepsi.
>>9401973
>One guy on here three times
lol
>>9401974
May those who made it in have a horrible dance to the death. They can't even hear the songs around them.
>>9401973
Not on the list. Inactivity has been working out.
>>9401974
>>9401650
>>9401674
>>9401651
>>9401771
You call yourselves cooks? I am the KING OF CUISINE!
>>9401930
>She gives a cold glares at Monoe.
And you sure don't... How is "she" doing?
>>9401990
Have fun and be careful, young man.
>>9401974
...For some reason, I don't think I'm going to get a lot of sleep here...
>>9401973
Who the hell is Night Dog?
>>9401951
Fuck off Paul
>>9401973
Literal Who Convention: Spring 2017
>>9401974
May the best win!
>>9402013
Pokemon avafag that's been coming here recently.
>>9401940
What are you reading, dearie? is it those things called "comics"? I love those, specially the ones that are black and white!
>>9401974
Ok, this time mommy didn't missed the games, good luck to everyone!
>>9401930
...I just saw one of my teammates with a knife sticking out of her back outside the arena, and then she just... vanished...
>>9401936
>Ah yes, I remember that. ...Give me a quick refresher on its effects?
>Lucky blinks softly in confusion, before seeing the bone... and blinking again, this time gasping softly.
But... all that's in here is bandages, shirts, and some pain pills... a-are you sure...?
>>9401974
Looks fine to me.
>>9401974
>>9401619
>>9401660
>>9401974
>>9401639
>>9401652
>>9401635
Too Sweet me teammates!
>>9401940
The quiet does make it a wonderful time to read.
>The woman's head peeks out from the corner of the bed before just sitting on it.
May I ask what has gotten your attention?
>>9401974
I may need to limit the amount of time I do this for you.
>>9401660
>>9401603
>>9401974
Get on with it.
>>9402005
>Gives the Lickilicky some poffins as a thank you gift for letting her in the game.
>>9402019
Cuter
>>9401974
Well team... Let's have some -real- fun, shall we?
Don't disappoint, we have a show to put on.
>>9402019
No
>>9401997
Which ones?
>>9402047
Haru was faster dear.
Game starting in 17 seconds.
>>9401965
>>9401974
>she prepares herself to fly into the battle, lascivious.
Of course me... I'm always on top.
Alright, get ready to get down then. You and everything else.
Let's go
>>9402041
Let's fuck shit up. I can feel it down in the core of our collective warrior spirits. This shall be legendary!
>>9402019
A man has complimented me. Oh dear, what to do?
>>9402019
I feel as tough the glasses helped greatly with that.
>>9402067
Wonderful! The queen has arrived once more!
>>9402008
Cool, what do you cook?
>>9402009
Oh, Monoko? She's dead.
>The smirk widens.
For now. After all, we're recurring dreams. Were you concerned?
>>9402035
What you saw was my sister, little Lucky.Just the same thing would happen if it happened to myself, as well. Although...
>She tosses the knife away with a sneer.
There's usually no such dramatics.
>competitive bowling
>>9402068
>take a fucking sip babe, asgore just doesn't recognize true talent
>>9402104
4d bowling when?
> 7 > 12
>>9401974
Alright! Let's do it!
>>9402104
Hey cousin!
>>9402008
I guess terrible restaurants think alike, add a title to their names because their actual food couldn't make a name for itself.
>>9402019
You're free to come over to my place anytime.
>>9402119
I thought that was her pink futa cock in the thumbnail
>>9402121
Adachi is Roman confirmed.
>>9402121
Cousin! Not is the time!
> need more pics for niko ava
>>9402035
Believe it or not, I don't have any of that with me, so of course I want it. Didn't you see what just happened?
So, what about it?
>She flaunts the bone under his nose. It doesn't looks like different from any other bone per see, but cursed with the darkest magic, it will slowsly pervades the mind of its chewer. IIt would probably turn the meek and sweet lucky into a ferocious beast of a dog.
>>9402136
Same, what the fuck is wrong with me?
>>9401974
Please swap me out for somebody, I'm having some real bad stomach problems right now.
>>9402096
Only the most original, exotic dishes around! Care for a free sample?
>>9402134
Oh, you just wait until the reviewer gets here...
>>9402138
>adachi used to fag roman reigns
>adachi bowls
>roman bellic always calls you to bowl
What does it mean?
>>9402041
>>9402087
\m/
HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ahri has even crazier fangirl than Suz. Who would have thought ?
Will Reigen pulls off the same exploit Lenny did back at Rigginsmania 55th ?
WE'RE ON THE SAME TEAM YOU STUPID SQUID
The theme song that fits Asgore the best right about now.
:^)
>>9402138
>>9402142
That's okay maybe next time!
>>9402149
Sure...
>>9402160
>Dead in bloodbath
>>9401993
I insist.
>and it's Dr. Pepper
>>9402160
You cannot fucking be serio-
>she drowns, she sinks, as the mighty ciy of Atlantis, brought to her fall by a burning hubris... Shet tried to reach for Ahri and this is what happened.
>>9402160
Don't drag me into trouble this early... I barely set foot in here...
>>9402160
No I don't...I-I'm really good n'stuff...
>>9402160
Over already? Shoot... better luck next time, I guess.
>>9402160
>One dusty broken landing later
Why are bulls always such massive dicks...
>>9402184
Right... I guess I saved you the trouble anyway....
>Patrician
>>9402181
Life, huh? Why's it always gotta kick us when we're down?
>competitive Bolin
>>9402149
Hopefully I get to go first, if you don't kill them your food probably will.
>>9402160
Beating down that guy sure was a workout, how about a cool refreshing frosty to help everyone recover?
>>9402191
You lived you dumb bitch
>>9402160
Sorry dear but there can only be one queen in this domain.
>The woman goes to stroke the bull's head as if it was a real animal.
You were quite the savage one! It was no problem to someone like me however.
>>9402181
You know what to do.
HIS TIME IS UP
HIS TIME IS NOW
>>9402209
YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR DOWN!
>>9402160
Oww, but I wanted to fight! taking the things with calm is not what I usually do!
>>9402134
Here's your dumb win card I didn't get to finish since my parents are rushing me, I'm sorry for the disappointment
here's a link to the higher quality pic since it's too big for 4chan: http://sta.sh/02cxg0h6gen6
>>9402160
Don't worry I'm a professional at these puzzles! I usually just look at the pictures and do the occasional screech once in a while.
>>9402207
'Cause if it didn't, everyone else wouldn't have a chance.
>>9402160
Sometimes, words aren't enough to describe how terrible I feel.
>>9402098
Recurring... dreams? I mean, I've seen some weird people around here, but... you two are dream people?!
>>9402143
>Lucky blinks softly, his breath catching in his throat... looking from the suitcase, whose contents really weren't that valuable to him in the long run, to the bone. He then roughly tosses the roll of bandages back into the suitcase and slides it over to the demon.
I accept. ...Thank you.
>>9402160
>Lucky is surprisingly good at guitar. Perhaps he's a distant relative of K.K. Slider or something.
Stop trying to bully and shitpost me.
I'm behind seven layers of irony, you aren't going to find a way under my skin.
>>9402160
> he'd watch the game from the audience
>>9402098
What?!!
>Her cat-like eyes widens for a moment, but she quickly eases herself whe she hears the rest of the sentence.
Oh... But... hmm..
I guess it makes sense... Somehow.
Does that stuff happen often?
>>9402214
I did? I DID!
>She emerges from the water, like a levianthan.
>Damn I really wish to read slower
>>9402160
The Broken Brilliance that once possessed Archer comes in "handy" in the "hands" of the death !
Windows XP confirmed best Windows ?
Best fucking OS period.
(P-please don't hurt me anymore)
Inkling disappoints me more and more as the days go by, and it's only been one day.
Queen of the Feast indeed. Queen of Persuasion ? Not so much.
After being faced by the mathematical facts, Mokou isn't so sure anymore if she can make it.
THOSE ARE CURSED STICKERS YOU FOOLS
HE'S ONLY SETTING UP HIS FAVORABLE GROUND
>>9402230
I thought you were untouchable all the time. You wouldn't be telling fibs now wouldjya?
>>9402239
I'll pierce 'em all ya big oaf.
>>9402247
Inkling wtf
>>9402247
This is what happens when you don't read the user agreement terms.
>>9402264
She inked all over the damn carpet.
>>9402247
...Who put this garbage all over my things?
>>9402247
Uhhh...thanks? I mean, someone still died, so uhh...
>>9401585
I'm not upset for being late at all...
>>9402236
Do you think a teleporting monochrome woman and her five-armed little sister are normal humans? Use your brain, my unfortunate friend.
>>9402244
Hm. It depends on our dear little dreamer's mood, of course. Once, perhaps twice a night, typically. We've been lucky up until now, she's only been stabbed twice since we moved here, in fact.
>The knife vanishes from where she abandoned it. The sweatered girl is long gone by now.
>>9402247
Oh, you are a Queen? well meet your king, now get out of my bloody sight before I bullham- oh wait I already did.
>>9402282
>pet
>>9402247
Len is the Loser of Losers for RigginsMania 75th.
Please be sure to remind her how much of a failure she is for the next 2 days every times you see her.
It'd make me really, really happy.
And a happy Seth is codename for a lotta games to be hosted.
>>9402257
I am! It's pretty obvious comparin' me ta everybody else here that nobody else is even close ta bein' a match. The universe takin' me down ta their level is just a way for my subconscious brain ta limit myself. I can't die, it's impossible, so why not get a workout from all of this instead of winning every time? My brain works in mysterious ways, I'll admit, but trust me, I know what I'm doin'.
>>9402247
... oh boy, looks like we have some "bad boys" here, huh?
>>9402160
>Ahri struts confidently into the arena, only for the hairs on the back of her neck to rise.
>Dodging to the left, She tucks and rolls before leaping away, glancing back only to catch sight of her attacker.
Oh jeeze, I only just got here!
>>9402247
>With a surge of adrenaline, the monitor is lifted with ease.
You don't understand there's a madwoman chasing me!
>She swings it, catching Draco with it as she attempts to launch it behind her.
I don't even know who they-- Oh no. Oh I'm so sorry!
>>9402039
>>9402047
Thank you both for the opportunity to dance. I'll show these miscreants what music they're really missing.
>>9402225
There's no disappointment here, this is lovely! You even added your own feelings to it, how kind of you.
>Thanks, this looks really nice, I'm going to cherish this.
>>9402247
Of course I would be, in a game where you can't beat the final boss at least.
>>9402247
>>9402287
The queen is a fair one so you may choose who you wish to get rid of. Hmm, me? That is a rather interesting choice! I won't do anything about it but please make my demise entertaining.
>>9402282
That is sublime to hear. So that must mean that you are crying tears of happiness then.
>>9402292
: c
>>9402292
>oh that was fatal
>>9402236
>She takes it with a grin, snapping her fingers, the suitcase disappear into the "RP dimension" where all her items are stored for all the RPers need.
My pleasure! Don't choke too hard on that bone okay.
>>9402292
This... really wasn't supposed to end like that...
I have the POWERRRRRRR
>>9402160
>Stretching her limbs after the collision she caused she looked around.
Hm, I still have no clue how to drive those things, but it seems like they are an effective tool for killing you humans.
>Seeing that the man lived she grimaces
Guess they didn't kill you.
>>9402319
Lenny looks pretty busty in this pic.
>>9402294
That's certainly an interesting take on things. How'd you manage to crank up cockiness to an unquestionable level? God I just punch you right in the mouth to prove you wrong but something tells me that would be a bad idea.
>>9402340
Badum tssss
>>9402247
>Lucky... being the optional miniboss that comes right before the final boss?
>>9402283
That... that's a good point. But then again, I've met a lot of non-normal humans around here, so the whole dream thing still caught me off guard.
>>9402320
I-I won't... thank you!
>Lucky accepts the bone, and immediately starts chewing on it, the ends poking out the sides of his mouth. Happy canine noises.
>He of course doesn't notice the corruption needling at his brain. He won't until it's far too late.
>>9402342
Punch me instead
>>9402292
You better take Vince seriously, Macaroni. Cause if you don't he'll show to the world his superior political program for France, and that would be deadlier than a thousand deaths in my arena.
TRICKY NO
YOU'RE GOING TO AWAKE HIS INNER SIDE SOONER THAN IT SHOULD BE
Starlord did what Samus couldn't do in 20 years of bounty hunter career.
>>9402340
>Very nice. I'm not going to break out "lenny tits.png" for this joke though
>>9402343
BOSOM TITS
>>9402247
>>9402279
Don't people know the value of personal space?
>>9402351
It was quick, at least.
>>9402351
(AFK buff is real.)
This sort of subterfuge is out of my league, but lets give it a shot, it'll surely give me the advantage.
>Looking through the wires with the wire cutters she decides that the red and yellow wire seems the most promising.
>>9402351
Huh? But it's supposed to Tori!
>>9402351
Forget it. Those outfits are ridiculous and I'd never be caught dead wearing trash like that...
>>9402363
Apparently not... At least I can remove these decorations easily... I'll have to put them in a more secure place...
>>9402283
Your dreamer? What kind of sicko dreams of little girls getting stabbed?...
...
>she smirks
That makes the two of you way more interesting.
>>9402351
I hope that wasn't one of my customers, better pin it on someone else before it ends up like another "Finger in the chili" incident.
>>9402351
>Well, at least the jacket's comfy and plays nice with his bandages. Especially the latter note- he's had jackets unravel his bandages before, it wasn't pretty.
>Of course Dog Mom is scary. She's a bitch.
>>9402380
...Was Tori one of the options the matching machine could give?
>This of course is said through a mouthful of cursed dog bone.
>>9402350
>She rears back on command and throws a vicious haymaker into the suspecting/unsuspecting nose of the request-ee. It was a motion thoroughly practiced, her wrist spun to gain momentum as the knuckle-guard of her combat gloves connected with bone and sinew
>>9402394
>pets
>>9402160
>Beats the ever living crap out of Baki.
Don't try to interrupt a fight ever again you little bitch.
>Kicks his stomach really hard for good measures.
>>9402247
>Feels watches in astonishment at how sharp his knife is sharpened.
Sweet, thanks edge lord.
>Wonders off to find some tributes to test the sharpness of the knife.
>>9402351
See this is the beauty of RigginsMania. Bitch just killed five other warriors almost effortlessly, and the next night she's jobbing. Fans must be gouging their eyeballs out trying to establish a power ranking with my games.
This is actually going down fast wow.
>>9402351
Curses, I've been foiled once again!
>>9402351
A piece of cake, I fought bigger aliens and even a planet in my career.
>>9402397
>falls over and cums on himself
>>9402342
Oh, you could certainly try, but you'd never hit me! See, when ya think about it logically, there's really no other explanation. I'm the only person I can prove for fact is conscious, is sentient, y'know? For all I know, all'a you are just figments 'a my imagination. That's the only way any'a this makes any sorta sense at all. 'N do ya really think I'd lose ta somethin' I dreamt up myself? I don't think so.
>>9402411
...Why did I agree to this...
>>9402411
I'm almost saddened to see you jabronies go down so fast..
But not really.
>>9402411
Let's see how you like us "Wendys" fists come straight at your revolting face, you ugly, canid abomination.
>>9402411
>But...
>But Ankou IS real! Right?!
>Why would the canine think a grandma was Ankou?
>Confused doggo noises.
>>9402396
I dunno. Maybe? I didn't check...
>>9402411
But I'm not even a girl!
>>9402346
That's a good dog.
Pay me a visit one of those days... in case it loses its taste or anything. I'd happily trade you another one... And see... oh nevermind. Take care of "youself"!
>she flies away
>>9402436
Everyone with even the smallest bit of momentum is getting crushed by the utmost absurd outcomes.
It's both depressing and satisfying.
>>9402351
There's nothing "scary" about a dog mom, don't know why you people think that
>>9402411
>She thought that she wanted a hug, so she gives her one of her "special" hugs
There, are you happy now, little one?
>>9402425
Interesting point. If you are indeed the center of the known universe, you certainly must live forever. Encompassing everything from now until the end of time there will be you and only you. Your consciousness now would only prove that you exist in all places in time in past present in future.
My question to you mister universe, is why did you make life so goddamn horrible?
>>9402418
>sucks her tongue between her teeth.
What a waste...
>>9402469
What would the children look like!?
>>9402469
>Smolgore actually thoroughly enjoys making funny faces for hours on end.
>>9402469
Breaking out of your grasp was child's play... Now excuse me, I need to head to my quarters for some rest....
>>9402404
This will only be allowed if you buy a burger from my place today.
>>9402411
With my hours I hardly get any rest. I can't kill someone that'd look bad, maybe I should buy them McDonald's, it's the same but I'll come out looking pretty good in the end.
>>9402469
Trust me, you're not the only one that's trying to copy us.
>>9402351
But, That's gay though. I'm not gay.
>>9402411
>Feels drives up to the tributes standing on the side of the road.
>He aims the hose on the group and fires, covering them with milk.
Hooe none of you are lactose intolerant, I don't want to kill someone with allergies and shit.
>>9402469
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>>9402469
I can't just stand there and see someone killing himself if he's still able to put on a good fight. And I need the points for my victory.
>>9402346
There is much you've seen, but there is much more yet that you've not. Never allow yourself to show such surprise.
>She leans forward, that smug look frozen on her face.
Don't let them get that edge up on you too.
>>9402389
Oh, you think so? Myself? Yes, I'm sure you'd love to see that, I can feel that hostility from you. Our other mutual acquaintance? Maybe. You'd like to see that terror taken down a peg, but she has a resilience to it that can't be stated, especially when...angered. Ah, a poor little muffler-clad girl, who seeks nothing more than to hide from everyone she finds so terrifying...she's a victim, too.
>Smug levels reaching 250%.
And poor Monoko...what about her? Could you stand seeing that happen to her? Every day?
>>9402469
>>9402469
Alright, i finished barfing, what did i mi-
> gets thrown out of window
>>9402384
Sure you can.
>She holds up a pink lunch box, poking at where the sticker was.
But feel that. It's not perfectly gone.
>>9402478
That's the question, ain't it? The question I ain't got answers to. I woke up in this dream, same as you. I just came ta be one day, same as you. I got no idea how my brain works. That keeps things interesting. Things're always changin', my brain's always throwin' new things at me I ain't never seen before. New people that think they can beat this world's creator.
But when it all comes down to it? It ain't all that bad. Just about as bad as ya make it. You gonna waste the brainpower it took for me ta make ya by mopin' around about it? Or are you gonna get strong enough ta change some things?
>>9402470
Clearly, you haven't seen my mom when she was angry, miss.
>>9402469
>>9402481
>Because why not!? It's fun!
>Not that Lucky can do very much in the way of silly faces when his face is almost completely covered in bandages, but he tries.
>>9402464
>A happy Lucky smiles and waves goodbye the demon.
>>9402519
Uh... all right. ...Thanks?
>>9402469
Starlord's new priority on his To Do List:
- DELETE France
Seiga holds a greater power that you'll never reach, Asgore. Accept it already.
..So what are you jealous of exactly ?
Joker and Feels have an intense staredown. Standing in-between them would probably electrocute you harder than Zeus' fiercest lightning bolt.
Welp, time to finally give notice to WWE.
Cause I'm not stepping a toe in the ring knowing that guy's the newest recruit.
>>9402351
>Ahri is ready to rumble, but then the shit talking starts.
...W-wow... Way to kill the mood.
>>9402411
>Wargarble
OH GOD WHY?! IS THIS MILK!?!?
>She tries to not drown from the deluge of the fire hose, too busy to even notice Medea there as well.
>>9402469
>Ahri lays in a crumpled heap.
...He broke bones I didn't know I had...
>>9402563
>>9402540
I've been trying to do that all my life. It's not been an easy thing to live by. Not when the only thing you know how to do is spread misery at the flick of a kill switch. I haven't given up just yet. Something keeps me clinging to the idea that the next spent casing will be the last, but time and again I find myself reloading.
>>9402563
But people told me I gotta be a...uhh..."amine girl" if I wanna be popular!
>>9402563
Oh yeah, and it seems Ahri and her crazy fangirl buried the hatchet for the greater good of delivering fashion justice.
That or Ahri is just tagging along to not get fucking killed by Medea.
>>9402538
...Hm?
>Dwyer runs a finger over the area she points out
...There's still some glue on this... Ugh, now I'll have to clean everything. What a bother...
>>9402563
...Thank you. I'm truly thankful that you saved me... If there's any favor you want me to do while we're here, I'll do it...
>>9402563
This tastes just foul, it's like I'm eating at Applebee's.
>>9402469
Oh really, so I apparently have low chances of winning. Yeah, it's not like I'm a trained killer or anything.
>>9402563
>As Joker walks around, they both stare at each other for 1 long minute, attempting to make the other back away intimidated, of course it ends with them walking away. Draw.
>>9402563
Yeah. Fashion police.
>She highfives Medea, standing still for a moment before slowly looking over to her.
You're not still trying to kill me, are you? I have a meeting planned with a certain demon later I don't want to miss...
I just hope she's still alive for it.
>>9402555
You're welcome.
>Right in front of Lucky's eyes, the girl vanishes, leaving a brief, shadowy afterimage that quickly departs as well..
>>9402563
France does a good job removing itself already, I don't see a reason to help with that.
>>9402608
Can confirm. Applebee's a shit.
>Tfw nobody will rp when I'm able to
>>9402519
>No! This cannot be! She IS the queen of smug her, not some prissy black and white girl!
>Time to fight back
Isn't that cute? The little girl did her homework after all. I won't lie. Of course seeing you shut up would be a delicious sight.
Monoko? Heh, I told you. If it was for me, she'd be the one stabbing people? Didn't you see her earlier? She's got what it takes, but you won't see that by coddling her like a teddybear... Meh, it's not even that, toddler don't let their teddybear getting ripped by the first girl they met.
What an awful sister....
>>9402590
Don't do it comrade. It isn't worth it, just work your way up and earn it, or just keep hosting decently.
>>9402637
>Confused doggo noises.
>>9402563
>What sort of foul creature would do something like that?!
>Perhaps the bone has already eaten away at Lucky's mind, a lot faster than... well, than I was planning on.
>>9402608
Please stay
>>9402650
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0U0AlLVqpk
>>9402636
>>9402563
Who knows? I can confirm that our interests aligned for this moment, but the next... that little meeting of yours may be postponed.
>>9402593
Exactly.
>A tiny frown crosses her face as she starts very, very slowly, and very very carefully scrubbing at the glue.
Avoiding chipping the paint is going to take forever. Makes you wonder why they even make the things.
>She glances up.
Alcohol helps.
>>9402555
Well, she gets angry for your good, little pup, you shouldn't make her angry
>>9402563
Just doing it once can't hurt, right?
>But she was wrong, but at least she has a new soda flavor for herself now
>>9402591
Oww.. now my little cinnamon bun is not going to be proud of me..
>>9402697
We've been over this already. It's knifecrab
>There's rustling in the bushes.
>>9402697
Monky bizness. Been favoring more characters that can control space recently.
>>9402720
>casts ice barrage on the bush
>>9402643
Their brand is an ongoing joke it's so bad, maybe they should have a clown as their mascot too?
>>9402670
I'm not going anywhere, unlike Church's chicken.
>>9402708
I guess... it wasn't too bad for a first time really.
>>9402720
YOU WON'T AMBUSH ME KEBAB!
>pulls up his rifle to his head and opens fire, filling the bush with bullets