ITT: Pokemon are real - AKA the Pokemon Roleplaying General.

>>9366722
Meme gym

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>>9366721
FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!
>Try to haul Seb outta there!
SOMEBODY HELP!

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>>9366722
NO GYM CAN SURPASS THE POWER OF DARKHNESS!
VIRIDIAN, I HAVE ARRIVED! NEOSHADOW, BRING THE CHILL OF FEAR INTO THEIR HEARTS!
>A weird tan guy with white hair runs around beating up little kids with his Weavile

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>>9366722
A burning one.

>>9366717
>cat status: purr
>angry psychic mutant cat is still a cat
There will be no more kissing, thank you very much.

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>>9366635
>Flop.
Nice to have you on the team.
>>9366717
Please what?
>>9366764
>Pet a catte.

>>9366722
fo

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>Having made it through the maelstrom safely, Quincy ignores the main feature of the platform, going back to his dex

>>9366722
Uh... no, actually, I don't.

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>>9366754
HELP???
HELP???
YES!!!
AM HELP!!!
>DOGGO: ARRIVE
>DOGGO: Panic and grab Seb
WHERE GO???

>>9366781
>put hat on dog

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>>9366754
>Ray shows up.
>Sees a rampaging Metagross and a possibly-dead Seb.
>Shit has just gotten real.
Oh, Gods.
I'll... I'll fucking kill 'chu for this.
>Ray attacks the Metagross!
>252 SpA Raichu-Alola Thunderbolt vs. 252 HP / 0 SpD Metagross: 81-96 (36.4 - 43.2%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
>>9366781
Just get him out of here, bro!

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>>9366755
>Go outside
>See this
>FuckingKanto.jpg
.... what the hell? You there, what the fuck are you doing?

>>9366806
>puts hat on anon

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>>9366813
AHA! A CHALLENGE, FACE ME AND MY POWERS OF DARKHNESS! NEOSHADOW, LET US SHOW HIM FEAR!

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>>9366754
>Jay: restraint failed
>Time for the shocks
>Jay uses Thunderbolt on Meta

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>>9366764
You're right, I shouldn't try and rush that kind of thing on you.
Maybe after our date you'll be more open to it.
For now you can have more ear scratches, because you're cute.
>77: continue the ear scratching.
So, tell me more about yourself.

>>9366768
Just, what even were you saying just now?

>>9366781
>>9366812
>>9366846
>Meta: still not calmed down
>Shadow End
>0,1,2 Anomalesia 3,4,5,6 Jay 7,8,9 Ray

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>>9366768
I have no idea what this is but I meant what I said about testing Brick Break on a ribcage

>>9366854
>Cat: Too distracted by ear scratches to murder
I was made in a lab, stabbed with needles the size of your legs, forced into what were essentially death matches as regular testing, and according to someone on the internet there's a second one of me that is capable of pulverizing me which leaves me with some very uncomfortable personal questions about the reason for my own existence.

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>>9366854
Yes.
>>9366917
Uh huh.
>Pet the catte.
Huh, that's weird. Well we aren't going to do anything like that to you.
Why do you hate us anyway? We aren't with Giovanni or anything, anyway.

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>>9366812
YES!!!
ANOMALESIA HELP!!
SAVE FRIEND!!
>Anomalesia bolts out the door, tearing through it instead of spending time opening it.
>He tries to locate the local Pokecenter

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>>9366870
>Meta: knocked out in his tracks
>Seb: barely alive

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>>9366832
Alright, a battle? I can do that. This isn't an official battle, so there's no caps.
>Alain sends out Charizard (Level 90)

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>>9366870
>Ray: roll for restraint once the Shadow-gross goes down.
>Evens: Try to follow Anomalesia.
>Odds: Try to kill this thing.

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>>9366969
>>9366994
>Doggo failed to find the Pokemon center.
>He stands there for a good half a minute looking incredibly confused before dashing off in looking for a human hospital.

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>>9366969
>>9366947
>John tries to be useful, direct odd doggo and call a fucking ambulance.
Stay with me, buddy. It's going to be okay, I promise. You're gonna make it!
Don't you dare die on me, dammit!

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>>9366722
Um, I've only been to one Gym, so I dunno!
Cyllage looked kinda tough, and my team didn't fight...
>Small child: attempt to help dad with fixing things

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>>9366985
EXCELLENT EXCELLENT, SHOW ME YOUR POWER, SO I MAY SMOTHER IT IN DARKHNESS!
>Neoshadow (Weavile) (L85) makes the first strike!
FREEZE HIS HEART, NEOSHADOW!
>Neoshadow used Icicle Crash!
>252 Atk Weavile Icicle Crash vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Charizard-Mega-X: 88-105 (29.6 - 35.3%) -- 17.9% chance to 3HKO

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>>9366917
>77: stop with the ear scratching for a moment.
Wow, really?
Shit that's pretty terrible.
>77: realise this is basically the kind of thing Cipher did too.
>77: be thankful for that psychic block thing and hope you can bullshit your way out of this.
Also uh, if you want to talk I'm here, I guess.

>>9366941
...Alright then.

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>>9366994
>>9367025
>>9367029
>Consciousness slipping away

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>>9367085
>Missed
CHARIZARD! YOU KNOW HOW THIS WORKS! MEGA EVOLVE!
>Charizard Mega Evolves
BURASTU BAN!
>Mega Charizard-X uses Blast Burn!
>252+ SpA Charizard-Mega-X Blast Burn vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Weavile: 588-692 (245 - 288.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>9367137
>Get.
>Nerd.
>To.
>Hospital.

>>9367137
>Voice in head:Go
If you die now everything you've done would of been pointless. You've been through worse. Snap out of it, you will be alright.

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>>9367029
>>9367137
>Can the ambulance even find Seb + Hyena
>>9367198
>Or that works
>Anomalesia: be led by John to the hospital
>Don't let go of the friend though

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>>9367152
NEOSHADOW! YOU HAVE FAILED ME! COME BACK TO THE DARKHNESS, GROW STRONGER FOR THE NEXT TIME!
SOLDIER, COME TO ME!
>Soldier (Bisharp) (L85) appears!
SOLDIER! SWORD'S CYCLONE!
>Soldier used Sword's Dance!

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>>9367200
>Not... dying now
>Who are you?

>>9367200
>random dubs
i swear to god if this is "arceus wine" again im leaving

>>9367294
The voice in your head that must keep you going.

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>>9367224
CHARIZARD! AGAIN, BURASTO BAN!
>Blast Burn his ass
>252 SpA Charizard-Mega-X Blast Burn vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Bisharp: 624-734 (270.1 - 317.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>9367329
AHA! YOU FEAR THE DARKHNESS, ELSE YOUR AIM WOULD BE TRUE!
SOLDIER, SHOW THEM YOUR TRUE POWER! SLASH WITH THE POWER OF DARKHNESS!
>Soldier used Night Slash!
>It's increased crit ratio means 0 counts as a crit!
>+2 252 Atk Bisharp Night Slash vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Charizard-Mega-X: 165-195 (61.5 - 72.7%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

>>9367401
(ONE OFF)
(POWER OF DARKHNESS IS FICKLE)

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>>9367320
>Got... you

>>9367210
>>9367198
>Arrive

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>>9367401
C'mon Charizard, this battle should be easy!
BURASTO BAN!
>252 SpA Charizard-Mega-X Blast Burn vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Bisharp: 624-734 (270.1 - 317.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>9367431
I WILL ADMIT I AM AFRAID OF THE LIGHT, IT WOULD SEEM! BUT NO MORE! COME, SOLDIER, THE DARKHNESS CALLS YOU TO ATTACK!
>Soldier used Night Slash!
>It's increased crit ratio means 0 counts as a crit!
>+2 252 Atk Bisharp Night Slash vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Charizard-Mega-X: 165-195 (61.5 - 72.7%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

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>>9367443
Why is this Bisharp so hard to hit? C'mon Charizard, BURASTO BAN!!
>252 SpA Charizard-Mega-X Blast Burn vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Bisharp: 624-734 (270.1 - 317.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>9367479
BECAUSE HE HAS BEEN STRENGTHENED BY THE DARKHNESS, AS YOUR DRAGON HAS BEEN STRENGTHENED BY THE LIGHT!
SOLDIER, ONCE MORE!
>Soldier used Night Slash!
>It's increased crit ratio means 0 counts as a crit!
>+2 252 Atk Bisharp Night Slash vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Charizard-Mega-X: 165-195 (61.5 - 72.7%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

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>Mort chills up with Quincy.
...Tea?
What are we doing up here again?

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>>9367509
>Quincy looks towards the center of the platform, where a purple ring of runes glows, a statue of Giratina at it's center
>Floating above both is a little girl, lying on a bed of air in a black dress, a knife clearly still embedded in her chest, red runes barely visible on it's handle
So I could show the ghost girls why you don't make sacrifices.

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>>9367501
You know what? Screw this.
CHARIZARD, SWITCH OUT.
>Charizard is switched out for Weavile
WEAVILE, HONE CLAWS!

>>9367539
>hone claws
...can we get rid of this move? This is more of a crutch than a tactic

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>>9367539
AHA! YOUR LIGHT IS NOT STRONG ENOUGH, SO YOU TURN TO THE DARKHNESS!
VERY WELL, HAVE AT US, SOLDIER, A CHANGE IN TACTICS, STEEL ENHANCED BY DARKHNESS!
>Soldier used Iron Head!
>+2 252 Atk Bisharp Iron Head vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Weavile: 588-692 (232.4 - 273.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>9367533
>Mort stares up at the girl.
Huh. Well that's interesting. You want us to dispell it or something?

>>9367565
no

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>>9367575
(Weavile is level 85, forgot to specify.)
What are you even talking about?
>Weavile uses Icicle Crash
>Accuracy boost, it'll hit on 1s as well.
>One 0 and 2 it causes flinch.
>+1 252 Atk Life Orb Weavile Icicle Crash vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Bisharp: 109-129 (47.1 - 55.8%) -- 78.5% chance to 2HKO

>>9367565
(I kind of agree. Feels like "Oh I'm losing?" Time to use Hone Claws.")
>>9367611
(Maybe I'll just have an antag with a bunch of Hone Claws pokes...)

>>9367565
>>9367611
>>9367635
>Hone Claws comes in TM form now.
>All the decent pokes that can learn it.
>Baton Pass memeing.
Fuck, maybe I'll make an antag that uses it so we can have some fun in this thread,

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>>9367610
No, dispelling it will kill us all, I came here to pay respects, and remind myself that it's people that cause most of the suffering in the world, not pokemon, like so many would have you believe.
>He pulls out a tulip, and jumps on top of the Giratina statue, reaching up and setting the flower on the girl's chest, and then hopping back down
If the girls would catch up, and see this, we could go.

>>9367635
(Most Hone Claws mons are incredibly frail. You can only pop off maybe one Hone Claws before they get OHKO'd, good fucking luck getting four of them.)
(Have we even had a case of Hone Claws actually being helpful outside of Dave and his 40 level difference sweep? Because I haven't seen it used at all outside of that aside from just now with Alain, and it's clearly not being helpful. )

>>9367635
>>9367669
Can we not?

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>>9367629
THE DARKHNESS! DON'T YOU SEE, IT'S ALL AROUND US, IT IS THE TRUE ESSENCE OF LIFE!
I WILL SHOW YOU! SOLDIER, YOUR STEEL MUST AIM TRUE, LET THE DARKHNESS GUIDE YOU!
>Soldier used Iron Head!
>+2 252 Atk Bisharp Iron Head vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Weavile: 588-692 (232.4 - 273.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>>9367685
Except it comes in TM form. And with the 50/50 hit chance that's BS.
>>9367686
Nah, you did this to yourself. I'm making the team now.

>>9367705
Ok have fun getting shot for doing something purely out of ooc spite. Dickass.

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>>9367670
Kill us all? What's it gonna do, drop the rocks?
I think they fell asleep, honestly.
>Mort leans on his scythe.

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>>9367755
That's exactly what it will do, or, that's what I think will happen, and quite frankly I don't want to find out.
>Quincy sighs, looking up at the girl
It's strange, really, how much seeing this the first time shook me, I had no idea what caused all this, I'd puked like five times, but seeing this... this is the worst part about Distortion City.

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>>9367705
(Weavile just got stomped in the face, thus proving my point. Hone Claws has helped literally no one other than Dave and is practically a turn waste on a fragile mon. )
(Probably gonna drop it off of Weavile and replace it with Low Kick or something.)
>>9367696
Fuck! Okay Charizard, you're out again! You know what to do!
>252 SpA Charizard-Mega-X Blast Burn vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Bisharp: 624-734 (270.1 - 317.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>>9367319
>sniffs gets roll when drinking a thing
>"it was gods wine!!"
(Ok that I will admit was stupid, a bit forced, and out of nowhere. Then again I wasn't really there when it happened.)
>>9367724
>Not dickbutt
(One job.)
-Turtsoup

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>>9367783
AHA! YOU THINK YOUR LIGHT HAS GROWN STRONGER!? LET US FIND OUT! SOLDIER, LEAVE YOUR STEEL BEHIND, LET THE DARKNESS FORM YOUR STRIKE!
>Soldier used Night Slash!
>It's increased crit ratio means 0 counts as a crit!
>+2 252 Atk Bisharp Night Slash vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Charizard-Mega-X: 165-195 (61.5 - 72.7%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

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>>9367782
Hm...
>Mort looks at the runes.
Probably a protection seal... Y'know if we dispell this there might be some serious loot under this statue or...
If it's a protection seal it's to keep something away.

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>>9367832
What the hell?
>Deep breath, calm down
Charizard, I know you're better than this!
Blast Burn!
>252 SpA Charizard-Mega-X Blast Burn vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Bisharp: 624-734 (270.1 - 317.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>9367856
>Solider is KO!
AHA! THERE'S YOUR POWER! NOW LET US SMOTHER IT, ATTEND TO ME, MISSILE DIVER!
>Missile Diver (Greninja) (L85) appears!
MISSILE DIVER! LET THE SHADOWS GUIDE YOUR FLUIDS, WASH THEM OVER THE LIGHT!
>Greninja used Hydro Pump!
>252 SpA Life Orb Greninja Hydro Pump vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Charizard-Mega-X: 253-300 (94.4 - 111.9%) -- 68.8% chance to OHKO

>>9367960
(FUCKING SHIT, I calc'd that wrong, didn't realize Greninja still had life orb and was L100, here's the real stats)
>252 SpA Greninja Hydro Pump vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Charizard-Mega-X: 144-169 (53.7 - 63%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

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>>9367852
Let's not find out.
>Quincy kicks at the ground
I'm not leaving until the ghost girls see this, alright? It's kinda why I came out here.

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>>9368019
You know this isn't gonna change diddly shit about them, right?

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>>9368044
I hope they'll at least calm down with the sacrifice shit, is all.

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>>9368019
Come on, it'd be fuuuun.
You're boring.
>Mort paces around the ring of runes and copies them into a notebook.

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>>9367960
>>9367984
(He's down anyway.)
CHARIZARD!
>Alain rushes forward to Charizard's side, pulling out the next Pokeball as he goes
Unfezant, take out this Greninja!
>Unfezant is level 85, has Scope Lens and Super Luck.
>0, 2, 4 are all crits - Night slash will always crit.
>Unfezant used Return!
>252+ Atk Unfezant Return vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Greninja: 199-235 (81.8 - 96.7%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

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>>9368071
Kinda doubt it, spikes mcgee.
I just wanna get out of here and get something to eat.

>>9368089
ebin champ
why is this guy our gym leader?

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>>9366941
Humans are inherently flawed beings that thrive off the suffering of others. I hate you all equally, Giovanni just happens to have spot of honor on my long list of things to obliterate.
>cat: roll to be intimidating and not purr

>>9367130
Your ability to point out the obvious is stunning. Truly you are a credit to your race.

>>9368122
>successful dubs
>very scary catte scowling at incredibly hihg speeds

>>9368089
>ANon uploads this missfest to poketrainer book.
>Kalosian RAWED By Ebony Dark Type User

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>>9368089
YOUR FEAR ONLY STRENGTHENS THE DARKHNESS IN YOUR HEART, GIVE IN TO IT, LIKE I DID! LIKE MY HEARTLESS DID!
MISSILE DIVER, TURN THIS ONE'S HEART COLD AND DARKH!
>Missile Diver used Ice Beam!
>252 SpA Protean Greninja Ice Beam vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Unfezant: 348-410 (135.4 - 159.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>9367130
Yep.
>>9368122
>Very spooky catte.
>33 looks over at the passed out 77.
Uh. Awesome. We help you kill him first...
You kill us last?

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>>9368151
>Unfezant used Return!
>252+ Atk Unfezant Return vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Greninja: 199-235 (81.8 - 96.7%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

>>9368166
(Well, shit)
252+ Atk Unfezant Return vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Greninja on a critical hit: 298-352 (122.6 - 144.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>>9368166
>filename
>those dubs
There. Now stop complaining.

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>>9368136
wow i didnt know alain was so bad
>drink a carton of hand soap

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>>9368157
That's the plan yes. For now at least. I warn you, I am fully prepared for your sudden but inevitable betrayal.

Hey, are the guys that were trying to date Mewtwo here?

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>>9368196
>Pet a cat.
Yeah, yeah. You want me to order some room service?
Do you like pizza?
>>9368214
Whaaaaaaaat?

I want to kiss a Borb

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>>9368166
MISSILE DIVER, YOUR HEART WAS NOT STEEPED IN ENOUGH DARKHNESS IT SEEMS, WE SHALL FIX THAT LATER, FOR NOW, LAND ARMOR, COME FORTH!
>Land Armor (Krookodile) (L85) appears!
LAND ARMOR! STONES EDGED WITH DARKHNESS!
>Land Armor used Stone Edge!
>252 Atk Krookodile Stone Edge vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Unfezant: 208-246 (80.9 - 95.7%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

>>9368266
(Well then.)
>252 Atk Krookodile Stone Edge vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Unfezant on a critical hit: 312-368 (121.4 - 143.1%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>9368115
>Hand the ice catto a berry.
Check this out.
>Mort shows the cat his notebook.
Looks like this seal is a few protection runes and a bunch of power runes.
Where's Cam anyway?

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What do you guys do when you are really, really bored?

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>>9368227
I like burning cities. I enjoy pizza. Now if your interrigation is finished, I have questions of my own.
>psy squint
>psy squint insta-fails because bat but oh well

>>9368214
No one is dating mewtwo. Anyone who says otherwise is a lying degenerate and must be purged.

>>9368244
(you could do better fampai)

>>9368293
I could but I don't want to rush right into making you my snugglefug pet

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>>9368075
I'm not boring, I'm sensible, I'd really rather not fucking die here.

>>9368115
Here.
>Quincy tosses an Oran to the Snea

>>9368282
No clue where Cam is, but I'm surprised I didn't think to copy down the runes.

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>>9368194
And where's your League Championship title, if you're so great?
>>9368266
>>9368275
>He grits his teeth and pulls out the next Pokeball
Tyranitar!
>Tyranitar used Superpower
>252+ Atk Choice Band Tyranitar Superpower vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Krookodile: 452-532 (160.2 - 188.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>>9368306
shut the fuck up you massive faggot
borb/jirachi is the otp

>>9368227
I think it was you, wanted to know how it went.

>>9368293
Being tsun-tsun~as usual, catte

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>>9368282
>Munch on that berry
>Snoop those notes
Neato, you think there's any loot?
And I dunno, I just woke up.

>>9368315
Booooring.
Thank tho.
>Munch that berry too

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>>9368319
AHA! ONCE MORE YOU USE A HEARTLESS! BUT I HAVE SPENT YEARS STUDYING THEM, AND THOSE THAT STILL USE THE POWER OF LIGHT!
LAND ARMOR, SHAKE THE GROUND WITH THE POWER OF DARKHNESS!
>Land Armor used Earthquake!
>252 Atk Krookodile Earthquake vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Tyranitar: 240-284 (82.1 - 97.2%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

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>>9368286
Necromancy!

>>9368315
>>9368282
>appear from a puff of smoke
>by which I mean dust pile that got tossed in the air
Wassup fampai?
>>9368345
>pet

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>>9368293
Go ahead.
>Order some 'za.
>>9368330
I'm 33. But, it went well, yes.
Can you please not harass the cat, I like my spine in my body.

>>9368322
I think you mean jirachi/bones/borb OTP. Best poly.

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>>9368319
(Why is Alain cursed? This is the ~11th time he's missed in this one battle, what the fuck)
>>9368354
I honestly have no idea what you're talking about. I hope you don't mind that I'm ignoring you.
>Tyranitar used Superpower
>252+ Atk Choice Band Tyranitar Superpower vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Krookodile: 452-532 (160.2 - 188.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>9368315
Uh huh.
>>9368345
Definitely loot.
>>9368359
Yo, Cam.
Check these runes out.
>Show her the notebook.
I'm rusty on this old shit, that's 4 protection runes and a ton of power runes, right?

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>>9368345
Eeeh, sure, whatever you want to think, Snea.

>>9368359
I wanted to show you why I don't like you or that E4 girl making sacrifices.
>Quincy points up at the floating girl, still perfectly preserved in her moment of death after millennia
This is why, this is what caused Distortion City to become Distortion City.

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>>9368359
>Sneasel sounds
Hi spooks.

>>9368390
We gonna nab it?

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>>9368376
YOU WILL SOON UNDERSTAND!
>Land Armor is defeated!
VERY WELL, IT IS TIME, DARKHSIDE, ENTER THE WORLD OF LIGHT!
>Darkside (Zoroark) (L85) makes it's appearance!
DARKHSIDE! USE THE DARKHEST MOVE OF ALL! KICK HIM BETWEEN THE LEGS!
>Darkside used Low Kick!
>252+ Atk Zoroark Low Kick (120 BP) vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Tyranitar: 392-464 (134.2 - 158.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>>9368376
this is pathetic

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>>9368390
Mmm... don't have my books with me, but I think so.

>>9368398
Can't fault me just because some lady did a shitty job back in the day. Not my fault she sucks so hard.

>>9368440
Nab anything that isn't nailed down or sacred or holding a lost soul!

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>>9368445
Well that's just... Low Blow. Keep at it, Tyranitar!
>Super Power
>-1 252+ Atk Choice Band Tyranitar Superpower vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Zoroark: 380-448 (170.4 - 200.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>9368359
I'm not into poking around with dead bodies, but whatever floats your boat, I suppose.

>>9368286
Massive amounts of drugs.

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>>9368440
I think Quincy is chicken.
>>9368460
Damn. We'd need something pretty stronk to get that unsealed, right?
>>9368478
...Hey Mesprit. You like treasure?

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>>9368468
>Darkside is defeated!
DARKHSIDE, RETURN TO THE WORLD OF DARKHNESS, IT IS TIME.
WORLD OF CHAOS, FILL US WITH THE POWER OF DARKHNESS!
>World of Chaos (Hydreigon) (L90) is summoned!
SHOW THEM YOUR STRENGTH, THE METEOR OF MIGHT, FILLED WITH YOUR DARKH POWER!
>252 SpA Hydreigon Draco Meteor vs. 4 HP / 0 SpD Tyranitar in Sand: 133-157 (45.5 - 53.7%) -- 41.8% chance to 2HKO

>>9368286
Memes

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>>9368460
Hell take those too, sure we can find something to pry things up with.
Gotta agree with you on that too, or else everyone ever would be literally fairies.

>>9368524
Well yeah, of course he is.

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>>9368478
You're no fun.

>>9368524
Hmm... yeah, looks like it. Full evo at least if we're talking 'mons

>>9368601
Grabbing sacred shit is how you get haunted duder. Waking up with an angry trenent throwing your wagon off a hill because you kicked his fern friend is not a good time.

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>>9368390
>>9368440
I'm sure there's a sizable pile of loot down there, but do you really want to risk grabbing it?

>>9368460
THAT'S NOT THE FUCKING POINT, THE POINT IS THAT GIRATINA CLEARLY DID NOT FUCKING LIKE THE SACRIFICE! YOU'RE AN EXPERT ON THESE, AREN'T YOU?! LOOK AT THEM, THESE RUNES ARE PROBABLY THE BEST IN THE WORLD, AND THIS STILL HAPPENED!

>>9368524
>>9368601
I'M NOT! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?

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>>9368286
I just watch tv or do some exercising

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what the fuck is this battle

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>>9368551
What... Where'd you...?
Tyranitar, come back!
>Tyranitar is switched out for Metagross.
>Meteor Mash!
>252+ Atk Metagross Meteor Mash vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Hydreigon: 148-175 (50.5 - 59.7%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>>9368737
I don't know anymore.

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>>9368500
Oh yeah!
Those are fun!

>>9368524
Depends on the type of treasure.

>>9368552
I have mixed feelings on memes.

>>9368635
It's all a matter of personal preference.

>>9368684
What kind of TV do you watch?

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>>9368635
Alright, good point. No sacred stuff.
..Did that actually happen?

>>9368646
Bawk.
Calm down shouty mcedge.

>>9368551
(GM here. There's been a level cap put in place for the whole thread, and lvl 90 is at the top top end of it, and having anything that strong usually requires some kind of on-screen or IC justification. Would you mind kicking down the level 90 to something a bit less extreme, maybe in the 70's range?)

>>9368755
(Fuck me)
Metagross, what the he-
>It hurt itself in confusion.
>252+ Atk Metagross Meteor Mash vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Metagross: 57-67 (18.3 - 21.6%) -- possible 5HKO

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>>9368601
The chickenest.
>>9368635
Alright, so, miiiiiight have an idea.
>>9368646
Nerd.
>>9368757
Super awesome treasure that might be life threatening. We just need yo you unseal an ancient protection seal.
Can you do that?

>>9368776
(It has IC justification, this isn't just a shitpost character, promise, this guy has been running around for a long time)

>>9368755
>>9368777
Is Alain trally fit for this job?

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>>9368777
>777
>Man it sucks to be you right now
>I'd say I'm sorry, but I'm not.
>Payday: meet facehole.

GET THE EIGHTS ANSEM FUCK SKITTS UP

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>>9368773
EXCUSE ME FOR NOT WANTING PEOPLE TO BE OKAY WITH FUCKING SACRIFICING OTHERS!

>>9368794
OR ROBBING THEIR FUCKING GRAVES! A TEMPLE IS ONE THING, BUT THIS IS HER GRAVE!

>>9368864
What did anon mean by this?

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>>9368805
( GM Ray here. Just got back, and shit's on fire. )
( Also, you've been here for one, two days. )
( Random crossover fuckers do NOT get to be Elite Four strength right off the goddamn bat. )
( OC players who've been training for decades in backstory AND survived multiple do-or-die are only at 75. )

>>9368911
>911 get
Heh.

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>>9368755
>>9368777
YOUR POKEMON SENSE THE STRENGTH OF DARKHNESS! AND NOW THEY WILL SEE IT AS WELL!
WORLD OF CHAOS, LET THE DARKHNESS PULSE!
>World of Chaos used Dark Pulse!
>-2 252 SpA Hydreigon Dark Pulse vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Metagross: 134-158 (52.1 - 61.4%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

>>9368933
>The Darkness was too much for World of Chaos! It hurt itself!
>-2 252 SpA Hydreigon Dark Pulse vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Hydreigon: 31-37 (10.5 - 12.6%) -- possible 8HKO

I swear to god if you people run this guy off

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>>9368809
I'm having a really bad day. I woke up to my roommate trying to-
>>9368828
>Payday'd
FUCK
>Alain drops to the ground, clutching his bleeding nose
WHAT IS WRONG WITH KANTO?
>>9368898
(He wanted Alain to nuke the Hydreigon with a quads 8 Meteor Mash. )
>>9368864
(Sorry anon, I couldn't quads 8 with nothing to respond to)
>>9368933
>Still clutching his nose, Alain mutters something to Metagross.
>Metagross is switched out for Tyranitar
>252+ Atk Choice Band Tyranitar Superpower vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Hydreigon: 390-460 (133.1 - 156.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>(tfw you accidentally post your notes to self in thread)


>>9368646
Hey kiddo, you wanna stop screaming in my face? Thanks. Respect your elders emo jailbait.

>>9368757
I have a personal preference for hugging ghosts.
>>9368794
>whisper
You're awesome

>>9368893
>yell
You're boring

>>9368977
stfu bones i hope jirachi realizes you suck

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>>9368911
(Alright, he's gone after this fight)

>>9368989
WORLD OF CHAOS, CONTROL YOUR DARKHNESS, AND LET IT PULSE!
>World of Darkness used Dark Pulse!
>-2 252 SpA Hydreigon Dark Pulse vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Metagross: 134-158 (52.1 - 61.4%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

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>>9368893
Stop yelling.

>>9368794
Literally a Combusken.

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>>9368995
>>9369061
>In case it wasn't really fucking obvious, this guy REALLY doesn't like sacrifices, and you've just pissed him off even more.

Oathkeeper, Oblivion.
>He throws the pokeball into the air, and the twin keys float in front of him
I respect the people who actually care about the horrors that have happened here, which no longer includes you, any of you. Get out of here, now.

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>>9369041
>Metagross got switched out for Tyranitar, but you missed anyway
>A hand it patted against Tyranitar's side
>Tyranitar used Super Power!
>>252+ Atk Choice Band Tyranitar Superpower vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Hydreigon: 390-460 (133.1 - 156.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO

See what you fuckers did? You scared off an entertaining antagonist, and then you complain that we never have plots.

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>>9368794
Maybe.
What's in it for me?

>>9368995
Hugs are fun.
Hmm...that reminds me.
I should have some "fun" with a mortal again. Haven't done that in a while.

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>>9368893
It'll be fine.
>>9368995
At least someone likes me.
>>9369061
Buhgawk.
>>9369096
Alright.
>Mort fucks off.
>>9369136
Never mind.
Don't bother.

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>>9369096
>>9369061
>>9368995
>Acerola: wake up from your nap
What's with all the yelling?

>>9369112
(A random crossover character with a team far too high level for almost the entire thread is not actually "entertaining")

>>9369144
plz dont drop mort

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>>9369112
( All the GMs asked him to do was not be Literally OP As Fuck, and he decided he'd rather leave than nerf his crossover character down to a point where non-E4 / League Champions would have something resembling a snowball's chance in hell against him. Even the hyper-aggro Deletman villain, which was Ray's shittiest plot to be blunt, wasn't that OP.)

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>>9369108
>World of Chaos is KO'd!
GAH! HOW! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!? DARKHNESS WAS SUPREME!
...Perhaps we simply need to attain greater strength, steep ourselves further into the darkhness.
Well fought, young man. Take these.
>The strange man tosses a pair of Dark Gems and a wad of cash to Alain, and pulls a max revive out, bringing World of Chaos back
Come, we must be on our way.
>He hops onto the dragon, and flies away

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>>9369096
Sweet death threat bro. Reaaaly hammering home that edgelord angle. Sayonara senorita.
>spook bitch: poof on out
>by which I mean throw more dust and then run away because holy shit I think someone just threatened to murder you with flying swords

>>9369145
EDGELORD PULLED A SORD
LESS TALKING MORE RUNNING
SEE YOU BACK IN ALOLA SOMEDAY SASSY CHILD

>>9369136
I have no idea what that means

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>>9369096
ok

>>9369144
Scraw.

>>9369145
Spiko is having a shitfit over nothing.

>>9369178
Hey, hey! Wait for me!
>Chase spookgal

>>9369136
You have before? tell me more

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>>9368737
>teleports right behind u
>smooch

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>Ray: try to check if Seb's at least stabilized.

>>9368996
(I doubt it's bones hateboning. Then again I'm not sure myself.)
>>9369150
>>9369161
>>9369167
(All these. I agree with.)
-T

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>>9369144
>>9369145
>>9369178
>>9369192
Goodbye.
>He recalls the oversized keys, and flops against one of Giratina's legs, the cold stone pressing against his back.
Well, I did it again, nice going, Quincy.
I suppose we should head to Windbreak, eh Zem? That's probably the closest town to Sinnoh.

>>9369096
great fucking work getting rid of what made quincy interesting
have fun having him fade into obscurity
>>9369249
seriously
what the fuck

>>9369249
(Oh, just to make sure, OOC I loved all those characters, but IC, Quincy can't fucking stand people who don't respect the dead, and this was the straw that broke the camel's back)

>>9369264
(It's called having a character that acts for in character reasons rather than whatever makes everyone happy)

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>>9369144
Oh.
Okay then.

>>9369178
I'll let you figure it out.

>>9369200
Oh, you know.
Just having fun with those parts every once in a while.
I've had a few partners over the years.
Even if I outlived them, it was still fun.

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>>9369178
>>9369249
Hey, why are you running? Being dead just means getting to be a ghost!
>Acerola pulls out a Pokeball and gets ready to send out Ge-
>>9369192
Where are you guys going? We could win this!
>She glances back at Quincy and furrows her eyebrows, considering her options for a moment before running after Cam and Mayb- I mean, Sneasel.

>>9369274
>Ghost trainers
>Don't respect the dead
I'm dying squirtle.

>>9369347
(Scroll up, it was REALLY obvious Cam didn't give a fuck about the dead girl)

>>9369274
>>9369292
>Ghost trainers
>Not respecting the dead
You probably just caused a character drop or two honestly

>>9369292
>It's called having a character that acts for in character reasons rather than whatever makes everyone happy
(I had to re-write characters to make people happy ooc. I just put up with it.)

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>>9369215
>Time has passed
>Things are at least less critical
>Rolling for total damage

>>9369365
>Implying anyone would give a toss about some stiff from eons ago
Squirtle I'm dying.

>>9369300
Partners, huh?
I want all the juicy details.

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>>9369249
>Shrug
Maybe.
Want to fly there?

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>>9369169
....
>A free hand shovels the loot into his pockets before he heads back inside, still clutching his nose. He heads straight to the back room, flopping on the bed and groaning.
>>9369365
>>9369347
>>9369377
(Ghost Trainers typically don't care about a physical body, seeing as most of them are busy paying more attention to the spirit itself.)

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>>9369329
No idea, just following the spooky gal.

>>9369192
NO WAITING, JUST RUNNING FROM THE ANGRY SWORD MAN

>>9369329
KID I GOT A LOTTA WORK TO DO BEFORE I CAN DO THE SPOOKY SPECTER THING

>>9369300
...That sounds lewd.

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>>9369387
>Multiple ribs broken, other fractures spread between arms and legs
>Three weeks of hospitalization
>Considering how close he was to outright losing an extremity, Seb got away lightly
>Seb is currently unconscious

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>>9369499

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>>9369530
>John: try to talk to the doctors.
>Walk out, call N.
>"Seb's been hospitalized. That Metagross he was trying to rehabilitate broke out of its ball and damn near killed him. I'm advising that we not leave that thing anywhere where it isn't under 24/7 surveillance in case it goes berzerk again."

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>>9369249
>Quincy pulls out his dex and starts posting online
So someone here wanted to see the interesting parts of Sinjoh, I'm standing next to the worst of it.
>He uploads pictures of the whole scene, though carefully aims his camera to avoid showing the girl
This isn't the bad part though, I'm not taking pictures of that part. There's a dead girl up there, floating, with the dagger that killed her still stuck in her chest, it's got a bunch of runes on it, I've got drawings of them.
>He shows his careful drawings of the runes
That's all you guys are getting, I'm going to Sinnoh now, if we fly fast, we'll be there by tomorrow night.

>>9369434
Yeah, let's go

>He hops onto the goofy dragon, and the pair fly north, towards Windbreak, the town with one wall

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>>9369541
>"Oh? I do not believe I was alerted to a Metagross being taken into our care."

>>9369437
(And Quincy cares about the body too, so there ya go)

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>>9369588
>"Shadow Pokemon, sir. Desmond retrieved it. Speaking of Desmond, he was involved in some off-the-books work that Seb and I ordered a few months ago."
>"You're not going to like the details, sir."

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>>9369408
Sure~
One of them liked oran juice.
Another liked tamato, and this one cute little guy really liked pecha juice.

>>9369499
It was. Lovers are fun!
There is no reason not to try out those parts once in a while when you live forever!

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>Sigh and trudge through the snow.
>Rolling for travel time back to Johto with last two numbers.
>Look at notebook absentmindedly.

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>>9369499
Awwww, I could turn you into a ghost!
>>9369496
Okay, I'll follow too!
Slow down though, my legs are short~

>>9369645
(Don't know if you're in the discord, so I'll say it here too, sorry about all that, please don't drop Mort)

>>9369663
(Yeah I don't plan to. Sorry if I RP'd that wrong. Mort was more interested in dispelling it and fixing the town. Kinda laid too heavy on joking about the treasure but whatevs.)

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>>9369499
Workin on it!

>>9369659
..I'm not exactly tall either you know.

>>9369627
I'm more of the sitrus kind of guy.
You enjoyed having partners, huh? What did the partners think?

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>>9369659
>The Mimikyu comes out of the ball, faceplanting into the snow, and then picking herself up
Huh? When did we get out here?

>>9369688
(Nah, it's fine, it was more Cam that set him off)

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>>9369627
...Any ghosts?

>>9369645
Hey! Hey! You're not about to ditch me out here, right? Where am I gonna get the bomb ass tea?

>>9369659
>>9369693
>attempt to lift the sassy child and chilly cat
Yveltal damnit, you're heavy

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hmm
i wonder if there is something to do in this land or that place where gask and al went was all

>>9369627
how many of them were humans?

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>>9369722
My professional opinion as a scholar and treasure hunter is that it's a dump.

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>>9369620
>"Humor me. In the meantime, I'll be asking Colress to pick up the Metagross."
>Message Colress
>"Desmond brought in a Shadow Metagross. I believe you would be the most suited here to take care of it. It's at the Radio Station."

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>>9369751
>Bwoop.
>"Understood. I've read a few books on shadow pokemon so I think I am fit to handle it."
>Teleport out for pickup.

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>>9369693
Hey, you guys are at least fast!
>>9369705
No idea! I kinda napped.
>>9369719
>Acerola scrambles up Cam's back and sits on her shoulders
Piggyback!

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>>9369771
>Ella climbs up onto Acerola's head
It's just a buncha snow out here!

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>>9369719
>Well you got the cat at least
snea.
So where are we going now? This place is kind of a dump, even if it is all snowy and stuff.

>>9369771
..True. You should learn to run on all fours!

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>>9369741
so nothing much else here in almia, right?

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>>9369719
Guess I won't.
>Mort laughs a bit and waves.
This way back to Johto.

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>>9369751
>"Botched retrieval operation. The Trainer attacked Desmond personally. It ended with the Trainer's death, out in Couriway."
>"It gets worse. Now the dead man's grandson is forming a cult and railing against us."
>"The cops didn't look too closely into the death once they found the snuff tapes the old man made, so Desmond's not a wanted man right now."
>"The worst part, is that Malva of the Kalosian E4 currently knows all of this, although she doesn't seem interested in prosecution given that she now knows about the tapes."
>John: prepare for the worst.

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>>9369771
Okay that's about a-
>>9369792
-ghhk alright maybe one more but-
>>9369803
Dark gods help me

>>9369852
Thank fuck. It's cold as hell out here
>glance at sassy child
Acerola, you didn't hear me say that.

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>>9369573
>It doesn't take long for the duo to land in Windbreak, atop the enormous wall, which would tower over even God City's defenses
>It might have been a dam at one point, but now it is simply a convenient landing spot, and the farthest north the pair knows how to reach by flying, any farther and they risk getting lost in the mountains
>Unfortunately, atop the wall, there's nothing to protect them from the freezing winds that rip through clothes and scales alike
Alight, let's get going, moving makes us warm.

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>>9369829
Not that I can see. Crime, crime and more crime. Few nice example of local flora, but no unique fauna worth capturing and shipping back to civilization.

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>>9369829
It is, heh.

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>>9369704
In general, they had a blast, and most lived long and happy lives.
It is sorta sad seeing them wither away, but it's a natural part of things, and it's all about enjoying the moment.

>>9369719
Not yet.

>>9369737
Four humans, and about...19 pokemon?
Not all at once, of course, but over the years.

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>>9369792
Snow kinda sucks, good thing Cammie has lamp!
>>9369803
It's really hard, maybe I'll come back as a four legged ghost though!
>>9369852
Mort! Mort! Catch!
>A soggy half of a pb&j is pulled from her bag and tossed at Mort
NECROMANCY!
>>9369884
I'm gonna tell Kaloa on you~

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>>9369930
I don't feel the cold, so it's not horrible.
I don't feel much of anything, anymore. I think it's mostly the cloth.

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>>9369884
Heh. Tea?
>Mort offers her some tea.
>>9369930
Necromaaaancy~
>Mort bites into the sandwich.
Thanks.
>>9369947
>Pet a ghost.

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>>9369915
>>9369916
well let's ditch this dump then

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>>9369884
>Boop
So, Johto like tinman said?

>>9369930
It's not thaaaat hard. Just gotta practice.

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>>9369917
Missing out dude. Gengar and Lampents are the best cuddle buddies.

>>9369930
Pls don't bully the Cammie.

>>9369947
>rub spooky tum

>>9369978
Thanks. Tea always makes me feel better after a botched murder attempt. I mean, usually it's got half a bottle of Evan in it, but still, it helps brighten the mood.

>>9370000
>quads boop
>Cam is booped harder than anything has ever been booped before
>across the vastness of time and space, the boop shall resonate forever
>if - nay WHEN Arceus himself must take notice of this titanic boop, he will speakth and thus say "...Yeah, that was a pretty solid boop"
Yep.

>Cultanon: talk with followers.
We cannot allow rogue Pokemon to simply slay us at will.
This is a fundamental axiom of human society.
Despite this, the local police appear complicit in covering up exactly such an action.
We must demand answers.
We must demand action!
>Cultanon: attempt to rally followers, all 5 of them, to go to the Couriway cop shop and demand evidence.

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>>9369978
>>9370037
>Yay pets
Thank you.

>>9369917
so
who was your favorite partner?

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>>9369883
>"So you're telling me that Desmond killed a man and that this death has both a cult and the Kalosian Elite Four looming over us."
>"You're also telling me that Desmond brought in a Shadow Metagross without alerting either Colress or I, and that this Metagross proceeded to nearly kill an admin."
>"And that both you and Sebastian organized the black op behind my back and failed to alert me to any of the happenings mentioned above?"
>"You and Desmond have two days to pack your things and come up with a story for why you've resigned and retain your dignity. If you fail to do so I will fire you in front of all of Catalyst."
>>9369770
>"Colress? Could either you or the Units pick up the administration duties of John, Desmond, and Sebastian?"

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>>9369916
Indeed.

>>9369993
Ready whenever you are. We've made a hefty sum off the sapphire, no point in sticking around unless either of you has unfinished business here.

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>>9369887
>Quincy posts online while he walks
Hey, does anyone know anything about Sinnoh's gyms? Or their E4 and Champ?

>>9370067
>Let's just cut three different characters out of any chance at plot they have
>this will be fine

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>>9369978
You're welcome!
>>9370000
But it hurts my haaands.
>>9370037
Do bully the Cammie!
>Attempt a noogie

>>9370116
>actions shouldn't have consequences because muh plot

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>>9370067
>"Understood. I'll tender my resignation by tonight."
>"This was solely the three of us. We're actively taking the fall for the E4."
>"I've failed you, sir."
>John: head out, pack bags.
>Write resignation letter, and blame family obligations.
Fuck... I fucked this so badly, I can't even contemplate a next move.

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>>9370067
>Sweat.
>"I can pull extra work. I'm not sure how deep the Units' AI programs are or if they can handle a load of that caliber but I'll get on it."
>"I'll get on it, sir."
>Get to work on the AI.

>>9370133
Oh hey, maybe the plot rejects can form a new group in Sinnoh.

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>>9370037
Sweeeet. Johto's nice.

>>9370121
Try gloves? I dunno what to tell ya. That or get a bike.
Or a broom.

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>>9370116
(You're acting like I didn't discuss what I was going to do with the other GMs before I did it. )
>>9370105
The champion is gay. At least I think he's still champion. Either way, he's gay.
And Erika is a stoner, take a gas mask.

>>9370134
Enjoy your dive into obscurity, just like Quincy

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>>9370067
>Desmond: Try not to vomit.
>Write up your resignation letter.
>Reason: Family obligations and stress.
>Go get piss drunk in Unova.

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>>9370165
Not sure what the champion's sexuality has to do with anything, but alright.
Oh, greaaat, grass gym, I take it? I've heard about the same thing in Kanto.

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>>9370037
Maybe I'll try it sometime.

>>9370064
I don't really have a favorite. I enjoyed some a bit more than others, but in the end, each had their ups and downs, and really, I had fun with them all.

>>9370196
Do you prefer boys or girls?

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>>9368366
In order, who are you working for - don't try and trick me, I want to know who handed out an A rank in espionage to someone who'd set up a trap this obvious. Secondly, what was I on last night, thirdly why does everyone keep trying to kiss me, fourth and finally, what the hell is a "spoon two" and what are it's combat capabilities?

(ignore this cat if you wanna dude)

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>John: finish packing bags.
>Clothes, some money, whatever can fit in two suitcases and a backpack.
>Submit the resignation letter, and go to Castelia to try to figure out something. Anything.

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>>9370134
>"I would suggest leaving Azoth here, but in the end he is still your Pokemon."
>>9370139
>"Do remember to strip the administration access of those three. I don't wish to see a former-Catalyst commanding the Units any time in the future."

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>>9370269
>"Yes, sir. Four is coming back to the frigate."
>Colress: Get the first shot of alcohol you've had in a few decades.
>Roll to not have doubts.

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>>9370121
>noogie: failed
>spooky giggle
That's it! Feel my wrath!
>attempt to pull out sassy child's bow

>>9370164
Can't be worse than the famous Ruins of The Frozen Idiots

>>9370196
Doooo iiiiit. And send pics

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>>9370194
>Quincy plugs in some earbuds and puts a song on loop
>Really, he's been cosplaying as the character for so long, it only seems right.
https://youtu.be/v9DDGibV9yU
>It also helps that it fits the scene, a dude and his dragon, trudging through the snow as flakes gently fall around them, and the wind occasionally whips at their backs

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>>9370194
Oh, that was a joke. He's my closest friend. Yeah, that's the grass gym. Watch out for the Fire Elite Four.

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>>9370269
"Azoth should stay there. It wouldn't be right to tear him away from the others just because I'm leaving."
>"Goodbye, sir. I'm sorry it ended this way."
>Hang up.
>Grab cheap ramen, eat it raw.
>contemplate how badly you've fucked up.

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>>9370203
The majority of my partners were male, but it really doesn't matter to me.
I enjoy both equally.

>>9370292
I'll consider it.
No pictures, though.

>>9370300
Oh look who's back on the depression train, good job Emrys, you played yourself.

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>>9370290
>UNIT ONE: ATTEMPT THE COMFORT THING
>ACTION: HUG
COLRESS? WHY ARE YOU DRINKING POISON?

>>9370381
How about you lighten the fuck up, anon?
>Throws lamp at

>>9370359
Ooooh, a pansexual fairy.

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>>9370292
My bow!! You're mean Cammie!
>She tries to snatch her hair band in retaliation

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>>9370312
Alright, fair enough.
Gas mask for the grass gym, Fire Elite four is dangerous, gotcha, good thing I've got a dragon.
Any more general advice? Is a full team with a minimum level of 65 enough?

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>>9370397
Our hard work is falling apart.
>Take a shot.
And I really should just pull out of this before someone digs up my war crimes next.
>Take another shot and hug the bug.

>>9370359
>orders a dragon dildo that is twice the size of Mesprit delivered to lake verity

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>>9370292
Not much could be worse than that place to be honest. Except like, Almia and those other places.

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>>9370451
Psst. Hey kid. Wanna try some darkness?

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>>9370292
>>9370438
>>9370481
Yo, we're coming down to the Lake of Rage.
>Mort laughs a bit.
I can pay for a boat ticket and we can go to my house.

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>>9370359
Boooooreing

>>9370438
EEP
>attempt to boop child

>>9370410
Hey, no throwing Lamp. He's my buddy.

>>9370481
What the hell's an Almia?

>>9370506
Lake of Rage? Sooooo... is it a "salt" lake? Or should I just "quit" now?
>snicker

>>9370486
(We already had your heartless in here a few hours ago, fuck off)

>>9370537
You wanna fuck off yourself?

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>>9370097
let me see
everyone is on the ship
i got some berries from a town near here
it seems that we got everything
and you?
do you need something on here?