ITT: Pokemon are real - AKA the Pokemon Roleplaying General.

>>9358425
I don't know. Some of them look cool, but I don't have a favorite

hon

(I remember when we posted on /vp/. Certainly had a lot of diversity at the time.)

>>9358425
I'm partial to the Soul Badge, myself.
>>9358382
A stall battler's tactics revolve around waiting the opposition out and forcing them to fight a battle of attrition. It's often used in tandem with inflicting burns, poison, or some other condition.
For stalling, Jellicent and Forretress come readily to mind as good choices.

>>9358392
Pff.
>>9358404
Alright!
>>9358413
Hm. Alright.
>>9358419
What pokemon would be good for that...?
I think if I wanted a strong team I'd want to be able to do both those.

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>>9358425
Not really. I want to change the Earth Badge and make it my new favorite, but the League said no. Apparently it has to be the Earth Badge no matter what.

>>9358425
I'm real sentimental t' th' Bolt Badge - Lessie gave me a purdy big speech on what it means t' be a trainer... Sorta wonda' if her modelin' career's still goin' well.

>>9358476
(Define "diversity")

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>>9358499
dude stall is only strong for comp battling
if you try a stall team in the league youll get crushed
but uh lessee
probs want like
blissey ferrothorn toxapex at the very least

>>9358538
(More than like 8 posters)

>>9358642
(It's dead hours, you will get your diversity during the day)

>>9358642
(It's dead hours, most people are sleep. Also not everyone and their mom is interested in PAR's format.)

bone

>>9358785
bone

>>9358866
>>9358785
what

>>9358871
would you smooch a ghost

>>9358907
would marry a ghost

>>9358907
yes

>>9358919
also yes

>>9358923
would you let yourself be soulvored by a ghost

>>9358923
how have you been
you and i dont talk much

>>9358942
yeah maybe
deffo if banette

>>9358949
i have no idea who you might possibly be so i cant deny or confirm this but
pretty alright i suppose

>>9358968
nah we dont talk like
at all
not in the funhouse
have a nice night
get some more sleep btw

So.... Why's everyone up this late? Or at least, what are the other Americans still doing up?

>>9359009
Unovafag here. Bout to sleep soon, you?

>>9359009
I am upside down
It is Currently 7PM where I live

>>9358982
ah gotcha
you too dude
yeah i really need to sleep more

>>9359009
body refuses to get tired before the sun comes up for whatever reason

>>9359037
Rip you, welcome to being nocturnal ya fuckin bat.
>>9359035
'Stralia?
>>9359020
(Ah shit, that was supposed to be an OOC post)
(Guess I can kinda make it IC too?)
Just killing time for another five hours 'till I gotta head on out.

>>9358508
Eh, could be worse, least they're letting you keep your current team and stuff instead of forcing you to use ground types

Trainer here.
How can I help my Pokemon find a mate? She's been really lonely in that sense recently, and shows interest in it.
And before you ask, no, she isn't interested in me like that, and I'm certainly not going to force it.

>>9360113
Maybe hit the day cares?

>>9360282
No. She hates daycares, and that's not really what she wants.
Maybe "mate" was the wrong term.
Romantic interest? Partner? Lover?
That deeper desire, apparently.

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>>9360113
Kidnap one.

>>9358039
Sun I believe you confuse this as an encounter of the flesh. You are laying yourself bare to be spiritually equal with Lunala, nothing hidden.

>>9360113
Pokemon dating sites are a thing, I think?
Or you could just get her some toys from bad druddgeon if it's just the sex

>>9360417
It's not just sex. She already has toys.
She wants a romantic interest, or however you word it.
I'm a close friend to her, but she has no interest in me in that sense.

A reminder that Unova was a much better country before we had the Unification forced upon us.

Reminder that N's Zoroark was the best mayor and we're doomed without him.

>>9360445
She wants a boyfriend, gotcha.
Again, Pokemon dating sites, or talk to her about it, figure out what kinds of Pokemon she's interested in, and go looking for those

>>9360445
Dating sites are probably the best option. Or try speed dating.

>>9360570
Do... do they HAVE speed dating for Pokemon?

>>9360628
Yep. In the more progressive regions anyway. Meet a bunch of pokemon from a bunch of different regions and types. Could get anything from a skrelp to a pikachu, but more importantly you get to meet a lot of willing to date pokes fast. It's like an index search.

>>9360640
Ah, I'm a Kantonian, if one that isn't pants on head retarded about Pokemon.

So someone said earlier that Beldum aren't native to Hoenn, so where the fuck do I get one?

>>9360673
Hoenn huh? Head to Mossdeep City, on the eponymous island along in the eastern sea. Apparently there's some crazy guy with a thing for steel-types hanging around out there. Haven't heard about him in a while though.... Sammy Stalgmite? Saul Soapstone? Steve Shale? Something like that.

>>9360699
I'd rather catch a wild one, and if you haven't heard of the guy in a while he might not be there any more.
So where do wild Beldum come from?

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>>9360754
Beldum are physically agender creatures, physically consisting heavily of natural metals and bonded by a directed magnetic field with strength exceeding 20T, which also allows it to maintain a low-grade hover. It has no known organic components beyond those found naturally in what appear to be the extreme strength earth-magnets that make up a good deal of it's body. They are capable of breeding and inhabit the Mineral egg group despite having no apparent extraneous or internal genitalia .

Don't ask me how that works, just accept that it does.

>>9360785
Okay that's great, but where do I get one!?

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>>9360797
Oh, you wanted location, not breeding. Good. Much less disturbing. I've heard of them appearing in Shinno, around the Rout 228 byway. They're still incredibly rare though. Unless you have a decent forewarning, you're likely to miss them.

>>9360503
The least deceitful politician Unova ever had.

>>9360797
Sinnoh, in the eastern part of the northernmost island.
Unova in the Grand Chasm.

>>9360827
>>9360834
...Sinnoh, fuuuuuuuuck
Welp, guess Drax and I are heading north.

>>9360561
>>9360570
>>9360640
Talked to her about the dating sites.
She showed some interest, but wanted to go out and look for other Pokemon as well if it didn't turn out right. Something about finding friends and seeing how it goes?
Anyways, going to try dating. Hopefully, she'll find someone.

>>9360904
You could always hit the local parks.
What kind of pokemon is she, by the way?

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>>9360330
Um... Ive only met Lunala once and had it not turn out like that... but okay...

>>9361209
Well it's simple on why it didn't turn out like that Sun. you were lying to yourself in your encounter with him. You want everything Lunala has to offer, his steady ever present gaze, his unwavering love, and his delicious grape soda. You're just afraid to let love into your heart so you lied to yourself, meaning you also lied to Lunala which hurt him.

>>9360948
Parks could work, when she is awake.
She's a snorlax.

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>Qunicy wakes up, glad to find the ghosts are gone
>He leans against his Arcanine, looking around

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>>9361462
>ruffle hair
NECROMANCY!

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>>9361462
>a butter knife in plunged into his leg
NECROMANCY!

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>>9361300
He wasn't even a Lunala the first time... just a random Cosmog that....
It was scary!
How could I be lying to myself at the time...?

>>9361533
It was only scary because it was a new experience. C'mon, think about the first time you road a rollercoaster. Wasn't that scary? But it's fun once you get past the fear and just let it happen.

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>>9361496
STAPH
>>9361505
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>9361505
Nice aim

>>9361625
Gods you are the whiniest....
>yank out knife
>quick like a band-aid
>a band-aid that hurts a lot

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>>9361564
I.... I guess... but um... Lunala is pretty big.. wouldn't taking that kill me...?

>>9361658
Somewhere out there, a man has taken a tyrantrum dick and lived to tell the tale, you can take a bat cock.

>>9361658
Bat magic. He loves you a lot you know. If nothing else, you can just rub your whole body up against it. Imagine how nice that'd feel on those hot days, just letting yourself slide up against that ghostly cool shaft while he looks down at you, grinning and cooing. Mmf. Lucky.

>>9361667
Also this.

>>9361379
Now that is a rare sight.
What kind of partners is she into?

>>9361658
You gotta practice, and practice is fun~

>>9361677
>>9361667
>Frantic typing noises
Inspirational, my man.

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>>9361625
You're such a weiny! I bet Cam won't scream if I stab her!
>>9361649
NECROMANCY!
>Stab with the butter knife

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>>9361649
SHE FUCKING STABBED ME, THIS IS AN ADEQUATE AMOUNT OF DRAMA!

>>9361714
WOULD YOU STOP!? WE WILL NOT LIVE TO SEE SINNOH IF YOU KEEP DOING THIS

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>>9361714
Huh. Been a while since that's happened.
>roll to not flinch

>>9361742
It's 13 year old with a butter knife. You want me to pull out the Sacred Boxcutter and try to do some actual damage for reference?

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>>9361667
A... what?
>>9361677
>Flustered Sun sounds
I... um... suppose that it um... wouldn't be unpleasant....
>>9361699
What kinda practice...? With...?
>>9361379
Maybe try talking to other trainers?

>>9361764
No, it wouldn't be unpleasant at all. Imagine how nice it would be, wrapped up in his wings, fangs glistening in the moon light, slipping into the sweet oblivion of his body. Safe and cozy with the person that loves you more than anyone else. And of course, all the grape soda you could drink. Probably more.

>>9361800
holy shit stop this

>>9361764
Dildos, it takes training to stretch your hole! Start small, slowly go up in size, have fun pleasing yourself, and maybe put on a show for the bat while you wait!

>>9361827
Anon is getting a little flustered I see.

>>9361300
>>9361564
>>9361667
>>9361699
>>9361800
(Really.)

>>9361850
(At least it's not MAHINA PEAAAAA over and over again)

>>9361850
(idk I thought it was kinda hot)

>>9361850
(What >>9361854
Said.)

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>>9361800
>>9361838
Ok I'll um... I'll think about it? And maybe visit one of those stores I've heard people talk about, I gotta go find that bakery though so uh.... see you guys later!
>>9361861
(I think it's hot, but I'll have Sun go search for that bakery for now - I don't want thread to turn into nothing but an OOC argument)

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>>9361742
It's just a butter knife, you'll be fine, weeny!
>>9361757
SEE! Cammy didn't scream!

>>9361854
MAAAAAAAHINA PEAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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When should we expect our first challenger?

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>>9361757
>>9361888
>Quincy seems to finally realize his leg isn't stabbed to the bone
>Quincy really isn't a morning person.
...Okay I'll admit I may have overreacted, I thought the knife was sticking out of my leg.

>>9361940
>Flood of small children from Viridian: happen

>>9361691
She wants someone sweet and caring.

>>9361764
Perhaps?
I don't really have any trainer friends, though.

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>>9361888
>she did flinch tho
>not as bad a screaming like a baby but still far from refined
For someone who spend a year training in the wild he's not very tough...

>>9361962
>bap the dweeb
Jeeze you're melodramatic.

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>>9361970
Oh god the gym isn't even set up yet! Please wait, we still have the change the challenge!
Draceufeuge? I'm sorry, but you'll have to distract the children until we can figure this out.

o shit i found anabel
>>9362040
also turts is there but who cares

>>9362048
(Uh. Turts here. I'm not in that thread. [Now i am as you just linked it.]But I'm sure if it is anabel they don't want to be bothered with this.)

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okay i know im asking a lot but like
really
how long does it take 55 usb dildos to ship from kalos to sinnoh

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>>9362106
when the fuck did you order 55 usb dildos

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>>9362137
uh
>roll to fill dave's mind with the craving for grape soda

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>>9362106
Two to three business weeks, depending on what you ordered.

>>9362137
While you were sharpening your edge.

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>>9362159
BUHGAWK
>>9362137
>Roost on.

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>>9362152
why the fuck do i crave grape faygo
what the fuck
i dont even like grape
or faygo
god damnit metagross
>>9362159
wow yeah your right mustve been when i took my aviators to the whetstone
you got me
>>9362202
>roosted on
blaziken y
i trusted you

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>>9362243
Schwarzenegger called, he wants his glasses bac-

>>9362202
AAAAA IT'S A KICKIN CHICKEN
>Bitchy Cat: Flee

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>>9362159
thanks
>>9362202
what the fuck dude
>>9362243
you know they make hella good faygo in kalos
probably
lets go to kalos
>>9362267
rip cat

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>>9362292
metagross help
blaziken is sitting on me
im being touched by chicken cloaca

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>>9362371
Verily, en guard!
>Smack a chicken with the shield.

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>>9362371
only if we can go to kalos
>>9362379
nice job

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>>9362371
GOSH BE DAMND YE NAMBILLIES!
FOOKIN' TOSSA!

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>>9362434
ok
we can go to prelubed land
inb4 youre just trying to intercept that dildo truck and get your shit early
>>9362379
gj dude
sure showed him
ya beat metagross to the punch line
my savior~
>Dave swoons dramatically onto aegislash

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>>9362434
Aye, only the best for my knight.
>>9362464
Why art thou liketh this?
>>9362477
>Sweat.
>Catch the knight.
This is most unbecoming of me, sire.

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>>9362492
FOOKIN SOTS DOON BE OPROSSEN ME BLOODY PAPISTS

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>>9362477
>>9362492
>Dubsfail
>Don't fall on swords children
>This is how you get hurt
oh hey look im bleeding
>>9362464
>>9362528
the fuck
dude
are you even speaking english

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>>9362528
Sire, please calm down.
>>9362561
Sire, please be more careful.
>Sword is too knightly for this shit.
>Wrap a cloth hand around the cut.

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Hello!
Where can someone get Pokebeans on Melemele Island?
I'm, um, asking for a friend!

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>>9362561
Yes ceannasaí!

>>9362580
Wha the fookin' hell be that accent laddy? Ya sound mor a fool than' me third cousin Clancy.

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>>9362580
wow man
hip holding: happen
youre going so fast sord-chan
what happened to having dinner first
>>9362622
cafe should sell them
>>9362629
tf is a ceannasai
sounds like a weeb word
are you going full weeb on me dude

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>>9362629
Hath been mine accent for eons.
>Sweat.
>Remember that you were a 90s kid.
>Sweat more.
>>9362639
Sire! I careth for your health, I do not seek the option known as third base.
Also that word means captain, sire. I think...
>Sord: Realized you skipped language classes in high school.

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>>9362639
A cafe? Yay!
Thank you, mister!
This'll be great for my team after a long day on Ten Carat Hill, or Route 2!

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>>9362639
Ney, asal.

>>9362664
Bruv, yah soond lak a fookin' tossa.

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>>9362688
aaaaaaaa
what the fuck are you saying you damn bird leprechaun
>>9362664
what about home runs
that a no too?
you just like
outright not playing the game
>>9362679
ten carat hill
spoopy
watch out for rock monsters

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>>9362688
Shall I gut thee, knave?
>Smack a birb.
>>9362769
...Aye?
>Sweat.
A blade does not copulate with it's master, sire. It is unbecoming.

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>>9362679
>Firecat: be happy
Getting stronger, getting pokebeans... It's a good day.

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>>9362769
It is spooky, but I've got a friendly ghost with me!
His name's Joyeuse, and he's really cool!
>>9362796
Heck yeah!
Let's get those beans and go to Route 2!
>Anna: Get those delicious Pokebeans

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>>9362769
Do mháthair

>>9362784
>IRA Flavored Borb: Flop on the ground
>[Carbombs Internally]
Bloody tossa, go gnéas yah trainer ya roit damn fairy.

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>>9362895
zwei können dieses spiel spielen
>>9362836
ghosts
what kinda spook
>>9362784
cant copulate with no genitals dude
just good ol frotting
platonic rubbing between bros
>eyebrow eyebrow

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>>9362895
You gnéas your trainer, knave!
>Clank internally.
>>9362974
>Audible sweating.
SIRE!
P-please do not speak to me that way. I am a warrior first!

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>>9362974
He's a Honedge!
I got a polish cloth and some nice oil for him when I got a brush for my Torracat, Tiff!
They're both really, really cool and I like hanging out with them, even when we're not battling.
We battle a lot, though, Tiff wants to Evolve reeeeeally bad!

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>>9362974
Céard sa diabhal

>>9362992
He's tryin' to gnéas you roit now. 'Less ye whont a treesum.

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>>9363029
Yes I do, can we train now?

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>>9363070
Yeah!
We're gonna go kick some butt!
>Rolling for Amazing Training

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>>9362992
aw youre blushing
>poke the sword
sord-chan are you a tsun-tsun
do i gotta stop teasing before you melt
>>9363029
honedge
nice
the only good ghost line
maybe we can have a sword fight one day
>>9363035
willst du dich schmutzig sprechen?
ich kann das machen

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>>9363035
You gnéas him!! I am not interested!
>>9363133
>Flustered edge noises.
I AM A WARRIOR FIRST, SIRE! NOT A LOVER! I DOTH ASK YOU TO PLEASE REFRAIN FROM THIS!

>>9363133
>Dubsfail
>Again
>He cuts his finger and instinctively sticks it in his mouth
ow god damn
didnt think i sharpened you that much wtf

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>>9363148
I got a klowaca laddy.

>>9363133
No clew what ye be sayin

(If everyone's going lewd Rn I'm raping hateboner. In the butt.)

>>9363240
(Please do so)

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>>9363148
aww but poking fun is amusing af dude
alriiiiight ill stop teasing
no more teasing the tsun sord
rip
watcha wanna do dude
go bug rando trainers
>>9363184
ye and i dont get what youre saying when you speak the lucky charm language
lets make it easy and both speak english
>>9363240
(Is this meant to be encouragement)

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>>9363240
(Oh well in that case)
>Rolling to teleport dildos into Sun, Tiffany, and Dave

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>>9363184
Be on the receiving end then. I do not give a toss.
>>9363149
>Sigh.
>Wrap cloth hand around the finger.
>>9363276
>Sweat.
And please stop poking me. You've cut yourself twice. Do I need to play the MCR?
A-anyway... Battles could be fun.

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>>9363240
(Are we all going lewd? I'm down.)
>awaken my psychic cat
>awaken not stoned and very angry
...WHY DOES MY MOUTH TASTE LIKE GRAPES AND SHAME?

>>9363240
>>9363261
>>9363303
(Ya'll can we chill and not make the thread into an orgy?)
(Especially with a 9 year old character...)

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>>9363276
Fookken roit tha be.

>>9363314
So ya doo wan tha tree way?

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>>9363347
>Toss cat nip at catte.
>Hide in bathroom.

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>>9363347
>a larvesta is sleeping near the psycatte

>>9363348
(But I really want hateboners boner in me as I pin him down and forcefully ride him.)

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>>9363365
>miss
>catte dodged the nip
>confirmed, not a Nebby
Where am I and why do I want to kill you?

>>9363374
...Don't remember you either.

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>>9363303
>Failed
>rip
>>9363314
what about my chemical romance
why are you playing my chemical romance
right so
lets find some peeps
shouldnt be hard in nowheresville kanto
>>9363348
(Dave is just teasing, like he normally does. I doubt he'll actually get fucked anytime soon, and if he does Anna definitely won't be involved.)
>>9363359
you up for battles dude

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>>9363404
Uh... A date.
You passed out.

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>>9363420
Wah we goona' bash oop gov'? Soddin' Tories?

mort/hex

>>9363590
Quincy/a butter knife

>>9363627
quicy/complete and utter failure

>>9363590
>>9363627
Here's the best OTP
Mort'sAegislash/Dave's Aegislash

>>9363646
(Muy dick.)

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>Quincy looks around at the strange floating landscape of Distortion City
Right. I wanted to show you guys what I think caused this, it's a little farther north of here, you can see it from where we are.
>He points to a floating chunk of land surrounded by rings of stone spinning in all directions, a seemingly endless waterfall pouring out one side
>There's a path of floating stones leading right to it
Zem set those up, ready for some exercise?

Hex/CoolCat
Every witch needs a cat

>>9363685
>CoolCat
(That's a shitpost waiting to happen.)

>>9363646
cute

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>>9363685
Cool Cat loves eeeeeeveryoooooone!

>>9363700
>>9363725
Good god what have I done

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>>9363547
if by tories you mean random Kanto trainers
sure
>>9363646
(When Joyeuse evolves into an Aegislash he can join the Shiny Aegislash club)

>>9363761
croag's characters are kinda boring
murderslash/flusterslash otp

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>>9363110
>Successful avoidance of Failtrips!
>Local A-Ratattas, Abras and Growlithes: BTFO!
>Team: Get Level!
Alright!
Good work, team!
We'll be able to take on the Island Challenge in no time, right, Tiff?

>>9363791
>murderslash/flusterslash otp
Who?
Also croags is characters aren't boring. They just don't have much interactions.

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>>9363819
(Murderslash is Mort's Aegislash, Flusterslash is Dave's Aegislash.... who is actually named "sord")
>>9363791
(I'd throw in the trainers too, but that's just personal preference on my part for seeing humans getting dommed by large pokes.)

Ambrettefag here.
Went to visit a friend in Couriway, anybody know what the crazy street preacher's deal is?
He was screaming about "reclaiming humanity's birthright" and "traitors wrapping themselves in self-righteousness."

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>>9363893
Care to tell us more, anon?

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>>9363818
>level up
oui
we will be able to take them on with ease dame anna
>>9363791
(i'm sorry i'm really boring anon, maybe i should try something to make my characters more intersting, but what do you think i should do?)

>>9363966
(I'm not that anon and they sound like a bit of a shitter. Take a more active role though! It's okay to do stuff on your own. Take influence from characters like Desmond and 33 and 77. They go off on their own and do stuff alone. You could do that with knifewife or your other characters.)
(You could always pick up one of Quincy or Mort's pokes if you want but stacking up a character pile isn't always good.)
(I'm trying to give positive feedback rather than "fug u" I like your characters and I hope this helps. You just need to be a bit more active.)

>>9363945
Yeah. Guy had a small group of followers, no more than five or so, kicking around. Looked like amateur Trainers to me.
He seemed a little unhinged to me, railed against Legendary-worship a bit, and seems to be pushing some sort of militant flavor of ancestor-worship, maybe? I didn't pay much attention.

>>9363994
(Croags is characters don't really get many interactions. Like you said they should go out and do their own thing. Problem with that. That's what their usually doing when not interacted with.)

>>9363893
I haven't been in Couriway in a while, but it looks like any other fancy-schmancy cultist group centered about some pokemon or other.

>>9364019
I agree wholeheartedtly with the excessive pokemon worship, but he still seems like he needs ti give the Good Book a read.

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>>9364019
I do not live in Couriway, for better or for worse. Do you believe you can keep an eye on them for me, mon Cher? Presuming you are still there. The League would greatly appreciate it.

>>9363893
>>9364019
Sounds like you should call Cata up?
I think N lurks here.

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>>9364096

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>>9363682
Hey that's pretty neat-o. I'm up for it.
>Mort hops across the stones and stops, looking back at Quincy.
Coming?
>>9364117
Lettuce spotted.

>>9364096
Ambrettefag here.
That's one of the groups he was railing against, called them "traitors-in-waiting". I don't follow inter-Regional politics, so I do't know much about them.
>>9364080
Sir, yes, sir!
I'm here another few days, I can keep tabs on their preacher-man.
>>9364079
This guy seemed like he was pushing something else. Honestly he was more focused on shit not to do than an alternative. If you're in the area, steer clear of the loudmouth with the Shuppet and the Braixen. That's their preacher.

Hello, thread. Now, this may seem like an odd question, but I was told such things were common here: Does Bad Druddigon sell toys modeled after legendary Pokémon?

>>9364136
I'm not of the preacher kind if fellow, but I would like to try to get him off the path to hell.

>>9364205
You disgust me.

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>>9364136
Ah, thank you. Perhaps I shall visit myself once I get the chance.
>>9364205
Most likely. It depends on how much you are willing to pay, mon Cher. Are you willing to pay the price of a custom model?

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>Wake up, everyone else asleep
>Morning routine, get ready for the day
>Special project for the day: begin

>>9364136
Is there something in Kalos waters that everyone is going crazy there?

>>9364219
This Pokémon has been the apple of my eyes for 18 years, do you blame me for wanting to show true devotion to my dear?
>>9364251
Yes, no price is too much to pay to show my love.

>>9364205
Not to my knowledge, mostly due to the issue of obtaining, ahem, references. They would do it if they could.
>>9364219
I find it personally distasteful as well, but I'm not in the habit of judging.
>>9364261
I don't know, monsieur.
This man unsettles me, but I scarcely thought him grounds to judge the Region.

>>9364310
Legendary-worshipper here, dude.
Some of them might find it blasphemous, just a heads up. If it's Zekrom, stop now.

>>9364310
>This Pokémon has been the apple of my eyes for 18 years
Eusine, dude, get off 4chan.

>>9364310
You're a wacko and a filthy pokephile, you either seek redemption or burn for eternity.

>>9364320
Sorry, it is just that I can't stand some people.

>>9364376
The fuck is wrong with you? You from Kanto>

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>>9363966
Alright! I'm glad you think so, Joyeuse.
Should we clean up and look around town?
>Anna: reach in backpack for brush and/or polish cloth

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>>9364376
I'll take burning for eternity any day.
>>9364370
You've caught me, that is my name, yes.
>>9364346
Well, it's not Zekrom. It may be obvious by now, but Suicune is the love of my life.
>>9364320
Truly a shame, I'm certain that Bad Druddigon would be able to portray Suicune's glory to its fullest.

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>>9364427
>poisonsplet small child

>>9364444
(fuyck inb4 script fuck fuck fuck)

>>9364456
everybody knows anything above trips is scripted

>>9364466
(So much for playing part of Anna's team. I'm either going to kill Anna or get shitposted for scripting fml)

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>>9364444
>Anna: spletted right in the face
>Horrific shrieking
>Rolling on ground, gripping face

>>9364466
Heck off

>>9364481
You're fine man

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>>9364486
>Small pink thing isn't a Corsola.
>Poke.
Eeeeeeenie?

>>9364481
you're gonna get shitposted because you're trying to join anna's team to begin with
>>9364490
it's like you don't know sarcasm but discord was ready to call it a script and ignore it

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>>9364486
dama anna!
oh no
we need to take find help
>tries to carry anna looking for help
>>9364507
why did you do that foul beast!
>angry sord

>>9364541
>Wrong Image
Oh no.

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>>9364486
dama anna!
oh no
we need to take find help
>tries to carry anna looking for help
>>9364507
why did you do that foul beast!
>angry sord

>>9364507
>Anna: still crying and covering face
Owww!
Tiff!? Is... that you!?
>>9364517
( Heck off. We were concerned that it was a Hydregion, Use Kill Child situation but once it was apparent that wasn't the case we rolled with it. As one does in RP. )

>>9364558
>>9364541
>2 wrong images in a row
(Fuck my sides. Seriously, organize your pics.)

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>>9364558
(DRINK)

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>>9364573
( tfw you forget you and your entire team fail at images )
>>9364568
T-Thank you... Joyeuse...
>Face: still in hands
>Kiddo: at least able to walk

>>9364424
Orre, my ma instilled me with strong and unwavering morals and values, and grandma with faith.

>>9364442
Such says the arrogant degenerate.

>>9364596
(I think I know what the name of anna and her team could be. Imagefailsail.)

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>>9364568
>>9364573
>>9364592
>>9364596
(Man this is a lot of clutter, uh...)
>Meareanie just pokes the small child.

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>>9364603
Orre? That explains everything. Of course you can't recognize Suicune's beauty. You can't even recognize the negative impacts of marrying close relatives for several generations in a row.

>>9364603
I am so ashamed to share a country with you.

>>9364623
We aren't like this. His olds must have been a Kanto transfer.

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EVERY LIGHT MUST FADE
EVERY HEART RETURNED TO DARKHKNESS!

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>>9364616
>Anna: wash eyes out with water
>Look up at strange Pokemon
H-hello...
I'm kinda feeling bad right now...
>Eyes: no longer covered, but pretty bloodshot.
S-sorry...

>>9364623
I don't live in Orre anymore I should have mentioned, now traveling through Kalos and Unova as the League seems fit.
Don't you ever talk bad of my family.

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>>9364616
YOU NEARLY KILLED HER!

>>9364623
>borb isnt online
hi jirachi or skitts

>>9364648
>DARKHKNESS
(Even I'm not that stupid. C'mon, really?)-The implied shitterTurts

>>9364658
Jira isn't on either

>>9364666
Shoo

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>>9364603
Well, that explains some things. Can you lay off the aggression, though? Even in my shitty grunt days I wasn't that hostile.
>>9364623
Ex-Orrefag here, that was goddamned uncalled for.

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>>9364648
Oh who the fuck are you.

>>9364673
Ok, bye anon. Love you.

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>>9364125
I have some new armor for you mort

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>>9364656
It's okay... I-it was an accident... right?

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>>9364718
That's the armor a Zoroark fanboy would wear.

...

I fuckin' love it where do I get a copy?
>>9364682
Quinc, I'm beating you.

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>Anna: fumble for a Pokebean for strange splet Pokemon

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>>9364682
YOU
MY DARKH TYPES WILL DESTROY YOU
WHERE ARE YOU

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>>9364616
>angry sord noises
>>9364734
you sure you are okay?

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>>9364647
Makes sense. Kanto was fairly dense last I went there as well.
>>9364650
The two countries with the highest concentration of Pokephiles. Genius.
>>9364679
Maybe. A stereotype for a stereotype.

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>>9364771
Y-yeah... Thanks, Joyeuse.
>Attempt to hug sord

>>9364679
His degeneracy angers me. I can often contain it but the arrogance sends me over the edge.

>>9364778
Kanto does not pay enough, and I have a family to help. Unlike you.

I will just log off for a while and get back to work.

>>9364778
Do you need ANOTHER powerhouse?

>>9364824
(Eusine has 3 Pokemon that are level 30, how is that a powerhouse...?)

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>>9364778
bork

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>>9364748
>Quincy hops from rock to rock absentmindedly, looking at his Dex as his feet carry him from stone to stone, gravity flipping around him

>>9364767
Who the fuck are you and why do you think a mono-type team is gonna beat me?

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>>9364748
Jhoto

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>>9364824
(But yeah, as I said. Three Pokemon, level 30. That's it. Repeating it here to confirm it was me that said that.)
>>9364865
SUICUNE! I knew you would appear eventually! Years of faith, finally rewarded!

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>>9364893
>Mort follows after him.
Talented, at least.
>>9364911
Man, I'm not coming back there. You're on your own.

Cultanon here.
It's been along, long day of preaching. My throat aches.
I have attempted to recruit new followers, though some out-of-towners have been giving me strange looks.
My attempts to find some needful information have been foiled as well - somehow, there were no eyewitnesses to a daylight murder.

>>9364981
ok

>>9364981
hi ray
your anonposts are getting samey

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>>9364779
>Sord hugged
>joyeuse pets anna's head with cloth hand

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>>9364981
Daylight murder? Do tell.

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>>9364981
Daylight murder...?

>>9365059
>>9365093
My grandfather. Killed in Couriway, a few months ago.
The police barely bothered to investigate, and have been unwilling to tell me what the motive is.
I've gotten that there was a struggle, but nobody will give me a description of the suspect, if there even is one.
He was a loving father and grandfather, and a musician. I can't think of why anyone would want him dead, but yet someone found and killed him.
He gave me my first Pokemon...

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>>9365167
Hm....
I think I could see about digging something up for you.
>Rolling.
>Real success on dubs.

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>>9365167
I can't say I would be much help when it comes to investigation, unless you wish me to go seduce the chief of police.
Actually... Tell me about your grandfather while I make dinner plans.

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>>9364893
THE POWER OF DARKHNESS COMPELS ME, I MUST PROVE I AM THE BEST!
I WILL DEFEAT YOU, TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE!

>>9365191
Thank you. This means a great deal to me.
>>9365246
He was a quiet man, reserved in his old age.
He loved music - his Pokemon were named Tenor, Alto, and Baritone, and even as age took his ability to play the trumpet he played his vintage records until his dying day. I still miss Alto, his Grumpig, whose son is now the spearhead of my team.

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>>9364943
It's not talent, it's practice.

>He swooces from one gravity field to another, not touching ground for like five seconds as he lets crazy physics toss him to his destination

>>9365312
You're an idiot, and I'd really rather not have your death on my hands if you went chasing after me here, so I'm not gonna say.

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>>9365362
Hm... Not a lot of information floating around...
I do have one lead.
>Call up SB or John.

>>9365362
so is this plot to kill off desmond or

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>>9365402
John here. How can I be of assistance?

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>>9365362
A Grumpig? And what were the other two?

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>>9365396
WE DEFY DEATH, WE ARE DARKHNESS
TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE!

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>>9365428
Mr. John. Do the names Tenor, Alto, and Baritone any bells to you?
I have a few questions.

>>9365427
( Not necessarily - I've just set up the initial conditions. )
>>9365437
A Malamar, and a Scrafty. I saw them but a few days before he perished.
Other Pokemon came through on occasion, fostered until they could be adopted out, but they rarely stuck around long.

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>Continue special project

>>9365402
Seb here, I'm a bit busy, but I'm listening.

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>>9365470
I know one of those names.
May I ask what this is in regards to?
>>9365482
>Glance at Seb.

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>>9365482
Thank you.
>>9365503
A certain relative of a dead man in Couriway is looking for vengeance. Let me tell you, John. You're going to have to clear this up before something bad happens.
Is this related to the acquisition of a pokeball manifest a few months ago?

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>>9365474
Hm... He sounds enjoyable. I am going to presume you have no idea why someone would wish to kill your grandfather, oui?

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>>9363513
...What. What fresh hell is this. I don't. What. No. What.

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>>9365503
>Not glanced up
>But consudering rushing back to station

>>9365544
If I know ny Kalosian laws well, you need a court order to obtain pokeball manifests.

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>>9365544
That's interesting. Our organization doesn't have subpoena power.
We do have a Pokemon by the name of Alto in rehab right now. It's been, shall we say, highly difficult.

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>>9365651
Mhm.
>>9365690
I don't exactly have any proof you've done this but the sequence of events lead me to the conclusion something... Black Ops went on.
John. Was there a motive, was it a Catalyst kill? Be honest with me.

>>9365554
No, monsieur. I have asked the police if I can see the evidence they have multiple times, but they have repeatedly denied my requests.
I cannot fathom why they would seek to conceal such information.

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>>9365598
You even gave us both a kiss.
...Your kiss with 33 was uh...a bit more intense than mine.

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>>9365598
Date. You heard me.
>>9365772
Morning, 77.
>33 sticks his tongue out at 77.
Interested?

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>>9365755
Perhaps your grandfather isn't as... Clean... As you believe him to be? Or it was particularly gruesome? Who knows.

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>Rush back to station

>>9365690
We still have these videos, right?

>>9365722
What would be the reason you think our organization were the responsible?

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>>9365772
I did what? What does that me...

>>9365792
Oh gods kill me now. Was I sober when this happened?

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>>9365798
Yes, we do.
>Whisper.
Disclosure time for our botched op?
>>9365722
That's an interesting allegation, but one I'd need to talk to our intelligence Admin to give a solid answer on.

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>>9365722
yo malva
can i like
beat a league without having to be the champion
fucking
doing all of kan-johtos shit is hard enough as it is
dont wanna do the shit for legit every fucking region

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>>9365792
Morning.
Also uh...no thanks, 33.

>>9365816
Do you not know what a kiss is?
Am I going to have to give you a demonstration?

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>>9365816
Nooooooooooooope.
It was fun, though.
>>9365856
Laaaaame.

>>9365796
It was gruesome enough for a closed-casket funeral. I'm told he was killed by his own hiking flare-gun, which he kept by the door for self-defense.

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>>9365798
He has a thing against you.
>>9365847
>She sighs.
If this is your fault and people die because of this man the blood is on your hands. Lying is just going make this worse when the skeletons come out.
>>9365852
You could reject the champion chair, yes.
Dave... Do you have access to Catalyst files?

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>>9365867
...Did anything else happen?

>>9365856
>psicat status: angry, confused, and violently blushing
W-why would I- that's degeneracy!

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>>9365922
sweet
fuck yeah i do
most of the shit anyway
why

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>>9365922
It was... It was a badly botched operation, and off our books.
It started as a simple retrieval. Go in, get evidence and/or Pokemon, get out.
We had credible evidence that he was a serial Pokemon rapist and murderer from one of his victims.
It went wrong when the operative arrived. He got a faceful of Vileplume dust as a greeting, and ended up in a battle. I'm told there was a phyical struggle for a weapon involved.
We have his Grumpig in rehabilitation, and are willing to turn over all evidence we retrieved.

>>9365938
Mew2 is for spitroasting and then going mega and squishing peoples heads between their stronk thicc thighs

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>>9365867
Sorry 33.

>>9365938
So is that a yes?
Also, we all cuddled and fell asleep together, it was nice.
You also pounced on me and pinned me to the ground at one point which was pretty nice.

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>>9365938
Not yet, sadly. Go give 77 his first kiss.
The one you gave me was damn good.
>>9366025
Come on, 77, get the D.

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>>9365847
Only if it goes real bad.
Were it not because we promised no further black ops I'd have the videos sent to this cultist guy.

>>9366003
Oh well.

>>9365922
Many crazies and criminals have a thing against us, I don't want further bloodshed either.
Yes, there was an operation a while ago.
Take in mind, the evidence takes the form of snuff films filmed by the perpetrator himself.

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>>9366025
...Pardon me, I'm going to go find the TM for Dream Eater so I can forget you ever said that.

>>9366051
I don't even have a di-
....Giovanni. I was here to murder you and find out anything you know about Giovanni. Not in that order. Before I got drugged and... started trying to dryhump you apparently Mother help me that does not feel normal to say.

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>>9365995
I'll need you...
Hm...
>>9366003
Thank you. That's all we needed.
Is that so hard?
Hmm...
>>9366060
I'd like to see your evidence. I'll drop it off to the league and try to dissuade them from asking about your involvement.
I'll tell them this cultist is a possible danger and I'll keep an eye on him myself.
And, for the love of Arceus, please don't pull any of this again.
>Message the Siebold, tell him what I have and get him in on this because I'm probably going to end up getting dragged off, so much for that tension, huh?

>>9366169
what are you even fucking doing

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>>9366169
>Message received
Oui? What's this...? What am I supposed to be doing with this information, Malva?

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>>9366051
Listen 33 I'm trying.

>>9366145
Oh yeah, forgot about the Giovanni thing.
Hey, if we deal with him would you consider staying with us?
Or just me, if you don't like 33. We could even have a proper date sometime.

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>>9366169
what
need me for what man

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>>9366169
Affirmative.
This incident was solely the doing of myself, Seb, and our field agent. We did not go through the chain of command, we did not contact N.
I'll send over the evidence ASAP, along with the physical discs via courier.
>John: send the info.
>Retch a little from the memory of what's in those files.
We're trying to straighten up.
Feel free to contact us if you require additional info.

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>>9366169
On it. Again, I have to warn about the shocking content of the discs.
That said, there's one mistery to solve yet about this operation.

>There are many discs
>They depict the now dead man mutilating and torturing physically and mentally a variety of weak pokemon, many to death.
>The perpetrator's pokemon assisting on this gruesome crime
>Noticeable victims are an Espurr and Furfrou

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>>9366145
Well we don't really know anything about him. We sure can help, though.
>>9366279
Mhmm, sure.
Wow, if he doesn't like me? Rude. I've got Kalosian blood.
Probably.

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>>9366279
>angry psi sigh
I expected such a demand. Hunt down one slaver to be at the mercy of another. Lovely. Assuming you can find him and assuming you don't die, I...
>dies internally
Will consider it.

>>9366309
>catte: attempt to levitate that humie
Help how?