HG thread
Late night edition
First for show your tits
>>8703045
What about it?
>>8703050
>it godmods your body causing you to make the events not happen
>>8703036
>Defeated and locked away once again, I throw my fists up to the sky in agony at being struck down by the same bloodline that once bound me all those eons ago. In a final moment of desperation, I split half of my soul and cast it into your body, merging my soul with yours and forever implanting a piece of myself within you and also one of my penises. So you grow a penis but it's my penis. As the doors of my mother's basement close and it seems I'm finally beaten, I look you in the eye and smile. This battle is far from over. Now that you are cursed with my penis on your body forever you will always remember my wrath. The penis is also on your forehead not between your legs.
>To be continued
>>8703069
That's the answer. A nonbeliever's view of a cute anime girl is sex.
Who wants to just make a faction for people who don't feel like they belong in a faction?
We'll name it "Faction".
>>8703074
>The penis is also on your forehead
>>8703088
Why not call it "Band of Misfits"?
>>8703074
>uses fairy sphere to rp block the magic
>>8703076
And the response would be jail anon. Now why don't you go hand yourself into the authorities.
>>8703100
Nah
>>8703100
Can I be your fan??
Inkling are you here?
>>8703089
Did you photograph my dog? Holy fuck it looks just like my overweight chihuahua...
>>8703077
Hang in there. Heaven is waiting.
>>8703131
>Lenny
>>8703131
>Woomy
Bane are you here?
>>8703125
Be the only fan.
>>8703132
>>>/an/2332870
>>8703148
Eh? What do you mean?
>>8703142
This is for you.
>>8703138
Not exactly.
>>8703097
Okay!
God are you here?
>>8703157
screee screeee
>>8703157
What's up, my nigga?
>>8703157
Don't worry, they're always watching.
>>8703154
(Thanks.)
>>8703157
Dear Goooooood
>>8703088
I'll join
>catalog says the deathsquad thread is just pinned, not locked
>try to post my entry
>locked
o-ok
>>8703111
Yes
>>8703125
No
>>8703088
Should be called The Rejects Club
>>8703181
wrong one
>>8703196
oh shit
link the right one pls
>>8703201
its the only other thread on the board
>>8703171
I'll be trying to improve these as I go along. Thanks for playing and congrats yet again.
I want daddy to ram his new Jeep inside my tight virgin asshole until I feel the headlights shining on my brain
>>8703088
That sounds interesting!
>>8703190
On second thought.... nevermind
>>8703205
(I think it looks pretty good.)
>>8703203
the other thread is the "reviewing" thread that says host use only???
the one i was trying to enter in was "RDST /hga/ Entry Thread!"
>>8703181
Try again now.
>>8703220
Let me ERP the squid
>>8703167
Hey Chief, it's me again! Taking your "old and wise" outfit today I see. The scolding's over right?
>>8703228
it worked now
>>8703234
(Let me shoot you)
>>8703242
You're wasting the potential of the squid if you don't let me ERP it
>>8703248
>(It's a kid now, Not a squid now)
>>8703239
Maybe. Remind me what I scolded you for, and then tell me if you prayed enough for me to hear them.
>>8703254
It's not a kid let me ERP it
>>8703157
God of HG here. What's up.
What's going on in here?
>>8703271
>(It's a kid.)
>>8703275
BREKFUST
>>8703275
Not a goddamn thing
>>8703278
that will only make kaminas dick harder
>>8703281
What cha eating?
>>8703301
Fuuuuccckkk.
>>8703306
>Kamina
Yeah, I think i'm done here.
Hi my name's Catrina
>>8703312
>Leaving because of a name
J-Just let me ERP the squid and nobody gets hurt
>>8703320
Fuck off
>downloads a car
if someone says your name, you have to go to bed
>>8703338
You have 5 guesses
>>8703338
Anon
>>8703268
Tried to open pandora's box to end all life, that way there woulden't be any evil around and no-one would have to suffer anymore. You remember the time you flooded the earth? I really loved that. You sen't me to the 9th circle of hell about it, but Eve had a chat with you to free me on the accordance I'd get some minor scolding. She's a real angel isn't she?
>>8703338
Tyler
>>8703335
Reported
Called the police
Called your principal
Called your Mom and Dad
So I'm about to put up a faction post.
Faction Name "NE1" (Anyone)
Asuka
Yunkine
We need at least two more people with nowhere to go. This is a "fuck it whatever" faction. Pissed off because you don't feel like joining a faction with people who "fit in"? We'll take you, and eventually everything else too.
>>8703362
Is there another faction game?
>>8703338
Derek, Juan, Mike, Fred, Tyrone
>>8703338
Mark
>>8703338
Josh
>>8703362
M-Me please.
>>8703355
I was just getting ready to get off anyways.
Night night, HG.
>>8703338
You have five guesses. Please say my name so I can sleep forever.
>>8703369
Yes.
>>8703383
Tejina in.
One more
>>8703362
Ok... I don't really care that much any... but go ahead.
>>8703395
Who is hosting it?
>>8703353
Oh, yes, I remember you, I think. I don't know why you're going to me for opening Pandora's Box when it's Greek, but it doesn't matter. Before I forgive you, however, I need you to pray for forgiveness.
>>8703399
Your opinions are denied, you're giving your life for this.
>>8703404
Yuno
>>8703411
>>8703413
Well I'm in the group, so how do I not get an opinion!
ONE MORE FOR THE MISFIT FACTION!
OUR NAME IS SHORT AS FUCK AND EASY TO ENTER WITH
>>8703411
True, but you made the greeks. Sure, only fair for the man whose job is to forgive to pray for it.
>Landkarte starts praying for his forgiveness mainly more for the forgiveness of the souls he took with him.
>>8703446
Nobody wants to join your shit faction
>>8703440
>>8703446
I'll join if you give me death's hand in marriage.
If not, then I'll have to take it by force.
>>8703466
AH! Assistant-kun! I knew you would be trying to find me.
>>8703451
Yes, but Pandora's Box isn't within my domain. Although you shall not put other gods before me, you would need to talk to Zeus for that. And as you seem genuinely sorry for your actions, I, the Lord thy God, forgive you.
>>8703475
It was just a joke. Do not get your hopes up. I plan to start my own faction and win with ease.
I, the rightful MC, could never follow someone else's orders.
>>8703440
>>8703446
Whatever you do I don't want >>8703466 in the group! He looks like a creep! and a pervert!
>>8703480
>>8703459
Eat a dick, our faction is awesome. What's yours? The Fresh Faggots?
>>8703466
Very well, I shall grant you this unholy matrimony.
Be our meat shield!
Our faction is born today.
>>8703481
Fuck, you're kidding.
We have no leader!
>>8703486
He hasn't joined yet, who are you? You joining?
>>8703486
I-It was just a joke! I-I never wanted in from the beginning! I just wanted to give off that false sense of hope!
>>8703492
You're the leader, and I can't take orders from a women!
Even so, you're asking at the wrong time! There's nobody here besides Gods and a few mortals. You have to wait when the fishes come home from school.
>>8703480
Odd. You sound just like the god I know, but my god owned pandora's box and he was certainly not Zeus. Hang on this should answer it. Is Eve your daughter or your creation?
>>8703492
Sh-Should I? I am still thinking about it. I don't want to really be an overpowered member that overshadows the rest of the team.
>>8703497
Haha! I don't see that as a joke! You just want to touch some girls now aren't you! Well too bad pervert! I have told the leader to prevent you from entering!
>>8703481
(Wait a minute...
Treachery?)
>>8703517
Kuh. You think that'll stop me? All because you've foiled my plan doesn't mean I'm down and out yet! Even if I'm not one of the main people who've pledged loyalty, who's to say I won't later switch sides? You'll be in a world of pain if I do, sister.
>>8703526
I was never planning on doing anything! One minute there was sleep on my mind, next fake hope, and now the idea of touching every inch of every woman I get my hands on has entered my head!
>>8703517
We are a team against teams, girl. Anyone can do as they wish, for one to take up the sword must take it wish cause and in order to fight for no cause, you must join NE1.
>>8703492
I'll join.
Oh wait.
>>8703511
Eve is my creation; as is stated in the Book of Genesis. I did not create Pandora's Box, rather the myth surrounding it. Could you perhaps have been deceived?
>>8703497
You're big stupid fish, aren't you? What are you good for? Nothing! This faction is perfect for you.
I am no leader. I'm a spokeswoman.
>>8703537
But I will always be there to stop it pervert! M-Mark my words for it!
>>8703538
F-Fine I'll join. And my name is Fear. Fear Kubrick. And I am not related to the movie director!
>>8703538
Got a spare room?
>>8703554
Name?
I wonder what happened to Rubrick
>>8703549
While you're good at convincing me to join, what about this girl right here >>8703552
She's being very problematic right now. Threatening me and whatnot.
>>8703564
Tanaka.
>>8703549
Who is the leader then?
>>8703567
He od'd on ethers and lost his spell book.
>>8703537
>The inkling shifts thru her pockets, and pulls out a huge hydra splatting gun.
>She aims it at him and yells at him in her squid language
>>8703552
Congratulations! Uh, what was your name? Stanley! We welcome you!
>>8703568
>>8703572
Everyone.
>>8703571
Approved! Welcome to NE1
>>8703568
Make your faction, boy!
So we can crush it!
She can't be a problem if you're dead!
>>8703568
Eh! You're the problematic one pervert! If there's anyone that is really problematic that would be you pervert! You just want to get close to the girls and.... and.....
>she's too embarrassed to say
Gyah! Whatever, you can join IF ONLY I keep an eye on you!
>>8703602
Fear!! My name is Fear Kubrick! Not Stanley! Who is Stanley!
All this talk makes me drowsy... be right back as I...
>She falls asleep on the floor.
>>8703620
Rest up! You'll need it when we conquer the world!
>>8703602
Oh, that sure makes things really simple. I'm sure this won't cause confusion later.
>>8703546
I have got a bad feeling I worship a god who is very similar to you. The Chief of Heaven had Eve as his own daughter. Forgive me lord but I must stay true to my faith, though I shall still work with your goals should they align with my lord's own.
>having quickly made a faction she gets back to work
>>8703632
>Throws a paper ball at
>>8703576
H-Hey now, you don't have to do this! I'm not worth killing! I'm...I'm just an average guy! You'd get more of a thrill killing someone else than killing me!
>>8703602
Fine! I'll do just that! You'll be laughing when YOU'RE the one's dead after we crush you! You won't have to worry about us being the problem if you're dead!
>>8703620
I don't need your permission to join!
And I certainly don't want your eyes on me either! Constantly watching me is something a pervert would do.
>>8703642
Who is going to be in your faction?
>>8703602
I guess a sloth like me can be accepted, too.
>>8703635
If that is the truth, then you may stay true to your faith. You may be forgiven for the sins you commit regardless of who you follow. As long as you spread my Word, I forgive you.
>>8703642
>The inkling glares at the man, and starts putting away her guns slowly, watching him and still glaring while doing so
>>8703638
>the ball bounces off his frowning face
...
hold on one second
>he picks up the ball and throws it back at her face as hard as he can
>>8703669
Your rp is unironically the worst in hg.
I summon ____
>>8703678
The title of worst rp belongs to me anon.
>>8703682
But you still take the damage
>>8703669
>The Inkling runs infront of the wad of paper, and gets hit. She then just stands there at looks at the kid, and starts yelling in her squid language.
>>8703678
>>8703655
That I shall, Lord of heaven.
>>8703692
>fucking dies
i
>>8703750
love
>>8703682
A fucking host.
>>8703757
a gay
>>8703756
you
>shitposts in eldrich
why even try
>>8703761
First 24
Matoi
>>8703818
Fujiwara no Fumokou
>please tell me that yukkuri fuck left...
>>8703818
War
>>8703833
nigga...
>>8703818
Inkling
(Bait but meh.)
>nobody's entering
guess I won't host
>>8703841
What? I can hope the entry post isn't bait. I can hope...
>>8703818
BUBBLE WIZARD
>>8703818
Haruka Kokonose
>>8703818
Hazel
>>8703818
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>8703818
Peasuke Soramame
>>8703818
Tenshi
>>8703818
Suz
goteeem xd
>>8703942
faction when
>>8703942
Oy Vey!
>when you see something that makes you feel really fucking sad and it makes you cry like a little bitch
>>8703953
When I scrape together some fresh recruits
>>8703955
alacheim shalom!
>>8703971
I-I'll join.
>>8703966
show me
>>8703971
>When Inkling hears the word "Recruit", She appears infront of the woman, saluting and standing tall
>>8703993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG7jKUHsLfY
something something jojo reference this was the only high quality version i could find of this song
>>8703986
>>8704014
Come find me tomorrow if you're still interested. I'll fill you in on what were looking for and the general direction were heading in this time around.
>sneezes
>>8704055
I smell fish.
>when you see something that makes you feel really fucking hype and it makes you dance like a fucking winner
https://youtu.be/BVwAVbKYYeM
>>8704135
>Blows you off
>>8704154
what the hell
>kicks the anon away from my groin
>>8704153
okay that's actually pretty fucking good
>>8704153
Holy shit.
We need a host?
>>8704223
We always need a host
>>8704224
Lemme finish eating n I'll see what I can do.
>>8704229
Thanks Bert
FUCK HG AND FUCK THE LACK OF HOSTS
>>8704234
>Bert
I SHOULD CAST FIST ON YOUR FUCKING FACE.
>>8704242
NO DON'T DO THAT
>>8704240
Fuck you!
>>8704240
FUCK YOU TOO YOU NIGGER
>>8704240
If ya'll had sucked my dick harder, maybe I'd be hosting right now with 5 codes instead of just 3.
Okay. Since I'm almost done eating, can I get a show of hands from the lurkers.
>>8704301
Something something chocking hazard on small object
>>8704302
Right here.
>>8704307
Hilarious and original.
>>8704302
hola
>>8704315
something something ad hominem
>>8704302
>The nearly passed out guy raises his hand.
>>8704315
Bitch! You just posted about sucking your lead coated tictac. How the fuck are you a lurker?
>>8704319
>Blocks ad with Aikawa's userstyle
>>8704325
That was my friend.
>>8704351
>It gets through the userstyle because it's a Mary Sue ad hominem
>>8704357
>Junko
...
If I actually made a faction called Hoshidogs would anybody ironically join?.
FUCK I WANT THIS SO BAD.
>>8704364
Okay now I'm confused
>>8704368
Not up with the memes, I see. Don't worry, I actually prefer serious convo.
>>8704364
Probably (you)kine n Guts
>>8704381
I see, I was just messing around, but I'm okay with that.
I don't have much time though, so let's do it quick
>>8704364
I don't know. Do they eat dogs in Korea or is that more of a Chinese things?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7IoY7RDjnE
>>8704400
More of a Mongolian thing actually.
Fucking nasty ass chinks.
>when your circadian rhythm commits suicide
Should I just stay up? Been trying to sleep forever.
>>8704386
Probably.
>>8704390
When you have time then, and we're both drunk or something. It's been a while since I've listened to a drunk HGer.
>>8704400
We have dog stew, but the younger generations don't eat it much. Koreans used to eat it because they wanted to eat meat but couldn't get it because most Koreans couldn't afford it. Dogs were easy to keep, raise, and eat because it just ate whatever leftovers the household produced.
So Koreans ate dog because they had no choice, not cause they particularly enjoyed it. We can eat whatever we want now so there's no need to eat dog or even want to over whatever is on the Korean BBQ menu.
>>8704431
Your call. I'm havin issues with my laptop so I may be a lil longer before hosting.
P.S. windows 10 a shit.
>>8704444
7 is bae.
>>8704441
That's actually both an educational answer and one that I didn't expect from you.
>kissu
>>8704448
Having an HGfag drunk DM you and listening to their dribble is honestly the most rewarding thing you can experience here.
>>8704450
>Kissu
I personally haven't eaten it.
And most young Koreans will tell you that. But you never know. Their parents might've fed them some without their knowledge just to take the piss.
Chinks eat fucking everything tho. Look out for chinks.
>>8704452
People say a lot of stupid shit when they're drunk, don't they?
>>8704468
They might say some funny shit, but they wouldn't ever post nudes of their ava to save their fucking life.
>>8704476
I haven't been drunk once in my entire life so I wouldn't know how it feels like
>>8704482
I drink alone in my room to help me sleep. Being drunk is an experience unique to you, everybody has different reactions to everything. So even if I know what it was like for me, it might not be like that for you.
>>8704492
For example, you could be a goofy drunk, you could be annoying as hell, or even a violent asshole. They say your true self comes out when drunk.
>>8704501
I must be one sleepy motherfucker then.
>>8704504
Your environment can influence your buzz. Drinking alone helps me sleep. But being drunk on a game or here I'd be goofy as fuck.
>>8704513
gawrsh
So based off a lack of lurker responses, In am doing a 24 game. What code should I use?
>be a libtard
>at a bowling alley
>bartender doesnt serve you french fries
>flip out an call him a racist
>get thrown out and run away like a bitch
just another day in the life of Shia LaBeouf
>>8704513
I actually become hyperaware when I'm drunk in public, it happened only two times and the second time ended with me passing out in front of city hall with a tub of icecream I couldn't get open. There were scratch marks all over the tub when I came to.
Since I'm in a good mood and had a good breakfast, lets squeeze in a quick 24!
You know the rest from here.
>>8704537
At this rate he will literally become Actual Cannibal Shia Lebeouf.
>>8704541
Okay, I'll host after.
>>8704545
well since he's going to actually be in a cabin in the middle of nowhere in finland for his next """art""" project, probably.
>>8704541
Chica
>>8704541
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>8704541
Vetra
>>8704541
Lord Beerus
>>8704541
Suz
>>8704541
Ririchiyo
>>8704541
Sami
>>8704541
Suz Remover
>>8704541
Maria and Harusame
>>8704541
Tenshi
Fujiwara no Fumokou
I fucked up the name, sorry.
>>8704541
XxX_ZezimaSlayer_XxX
>>8704541
Gunpuku no Himegimi
>>8704541
This Game's Winner
>invades thread
>>8704615
>Backstabs
>>8704615
Nice one
>>8704584
>pets
>>8704588
>doesn't pet
Mokou here?
>>8704615
Well congratulations, you backstabbed yourself. Now what's the next step of your masterplan?
>>8704627
>Suz is not Sami
What's going on? We are finally going to get an AW CJ?
>>8704615
T R U S T N O O N E
N O T E V E N Y O U R S E L F
>>8704631
They expect one of us in the doubles.
>>8704541
Mavis Vermilion
>>8704541
The Emperor
>>8704541
Gokicha
>>8704541
FBI Hostage Rescue
>>8704541
Kitten
>>8704541
U.S Army Intelligence Support Activity
>>8704615
>>8704669
>on laptop without my Emperor folder
>Someone enters Kitten
>>8704541
Adam Blade
>>8704681
>it's alright my dude, still not done capping
>I'm about a season in
>>8704541
Cadillac Cien
>>8704541
Aliera Carstairs
>>8704541
Dragon pup
While waiting to see if it's a bait game or not. someone give me an image to shop.
>>8704711
>Can you somehow shop a Wingull or two into this without it looking too terrible?
>>8704720
Maybe. wtf is a wingull?
>>8704723
Pic related, a Pokémon. Feel free to tell me to fuck off if you can't be bothered.
>>8704541
Reigen Arataka
>>8704739
You're my best friend
So, the game was bait?
>>8704730
shouldve gone for pelistorm
>>8704791
no, i'm almost done with the roster
i just need 2 more entries
>>8704796
My fetish
2 things,
Only 6 or so more factions will be accepted. Deadline is one week from now.
Current faction owners report in, I have a question for you.
>>8704802
Can I join a newfag vacation?
>>8704802
Fire away.
>>8704711
>>8704716
Kek, do this but have it be like seth or vert's computer exploding.
>>8704802
H-Hi...
>>8704802
>>8704825
What if I lost my oldfag licence?
>>8704825
Offensive
>>8704825
Co-operative.
>>8704860
Yuno? Izaya has been RP'ing as a lonely, druk and degenerate Australian pretending to be an informationbroker all this time.
>>8704825
O-Offensive...
>>8704867
He's a memelord.
>>8704876
You just misunderstand the brilliance behind his RP, Hoshi. Sounds familiar?
>>8704867
Shit, I didn't know.
give him this replacement oldfag licence for me
>>8704860
Please tell me I'm reading this wrong
"show my your incest RP that proves you're actually an oldfag"
>>8704887
Jokes on you,
I'm actually RPing misunderstanding.
>>8704894
Looks great. That will come in handy when he's born in 50 fucking years.
>>8704876
Are...Are you complimenting me Hoshi?~
Seagul girl,you here?
version 3
Yuno plz get rid of Fairy Tail and Naruto autism
>>8704914
Speaking 100% seriously. You are the original and absolute memelord. And I actually appreciate how much of an embodiment of a memelord you are. You do what you do, and you're probably the purest at it.
I would stop if I saw you memeing down the street and go "Damn, what a fucking memelord. I hope my son doesn't turn out like that, but if he did, I hope he at least goes all the way like thst guy".
Hoshi
>>8704942
Cry about it
>>8704944
That's probably the nicest thing you've ever said to me, thanks pal. You da man.
I'm still gonna pretend to be you on dark rp servers to enforce good rp though Gestapo like force. But I'll think of you while doing it.
Should I do a new roster, or pick up bait one?
>>8704954
What?
>>8704957
I have no idea what that means, but I'm not supposed to and it makes me feel safe and not question reality.
>>8704958
New entry. Might take 30 minutes, but who cares? Lol.
>>8704958
new
Goin with new roster. Give me 24!
>>8704964
ily
>kissu
Fujiwara no Fumokou
>>8704968
Hekapoo
>>8704968
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>8704968
Mavis Vermilion
>>8704968
Gilgamesh
>>8704968
YoRHa No.9 Type S
>>8704968
Ririchiyo
>>8704968
Eggman-kun
>>8704968
>youmu games
lol no thanks
>>8704968
Izaya Orihara
>>8704968
Saber
>>8704968
Satsuki Kiryuin
>>8704964
Basically this
>>8704968
Tenshi
>>8705017
more like tenshit amirite?
>>8705024
NO BULLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>8704968
PAru
>>8704968
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>8704968
Saber
>>8704968
Lord Beerus
>>8704984
You're shit.
>>8704992
I'd say the same about your games if you hosted.
>>8705053
No.
Anyone who dresses in blue is gay
>>8704992
Your loss, faceless faggot.
>>8704998
You're welcome.
>>8705024
Kys
7 more please.
>>8705040
The only existing factions that should be allowed to compete are Gals Being Pals, Monochrome, Murica, Good Vibes, Pandemonium, Tomomo, Bastards, and NE1. Anything else is unprepared autism that has to rely on samefaggotry or fillers for anyone to even consider joining.
>>8705078
Clawdia
>>8705085
Oops, I essed up a spot. Will have to fix it later.
>>8705078
oh my god
>>8705078
Minamoto no Raikou
>>8705100
oh my god
>>8705091
>all those shit factions
>>8705109
oh my god
>>8705091
>implying the faction with the most popular avas won't win again
Good joke anon!
If need be I'll pull some from the bait entries. Otherwise 4 more
>>8705078
Jack
>>8705078
The Player
>>8705120
Not a jew
Emi
>>8705136
But what ARE you
>>8705120
Silhouette
I doubt any swaps. Check for accuracy.
>>8705151
You entered manually and with thumbnails, that's a problem.
>>8705157
Thumbnails show up better in the small boxes.
>>8705157
Always a critique in the audience. If you have a problem, you could have hosted instead.
>>8705170
Based.
Bloodbath!
>>8705157
Said check for accuracy, not complain autistically
>>8705170
nice rp
Day 1
That's just peachy.
Paru throwing shit again.
Mokou gets jewed out of another win.
Seibah recruits a furry.
Never trust a loli...
Night 1!
Lolis can't into accuracy.
Many people are spared in a sword fight.
Saber is a better barber than she is a swordsman
>>8705191
Thanks. Why not show me your face, fagget-san?
Day 2
Alot of peace, and a fleshwound.
>>8705222
You're guaranteed to hit something if you shoot everywhere.
Night 2
Day 3
Kosaku gets his barbecue ready!
Izaya's horse had a wife and two kids! you bitch!
R.I.P. Fumokou.
Beerus' army groes stronker.
Sure are alot of girls needing their spear polished...
>>8705254
>>8705269
I'd let a lot of the tributes polish my spear desu
>>8705269
futas
Day 4.
Too dead to bother with commentary. Even if Izaya gets the point.
What is touhou about, asking the touhoufags in this thread
Night 4
More peace.
>>8705285
Just skip peace at this point really. It's not like the events are interesting.
>>8705284
Day 5
>>8705284
Mikou armpit porn.
>>8705294
Thanks for the meme answer
Night 6
>>8705289
Done. Blame the code for the events.
>>8705296
That's pretty much the only good thing about it.
>>8705303
>>8705305
Armpits is a shit fetish , dude.
Time to eat.
>>8705296
It's less of a meme than you think. But it's about youkai n some humans settling arguments with danmaku and fighting.
>>8705310
I still don't get it
>>8705307
You are absolutely right! Real men have a COCK FETISH!
>KK
>>8705310
>>8705284
>Something in Gensokyo goes awry, then Reimu/etc. sets out to investigate and punish the culprit.
>>8705284
Some youkai jackass decides to stir shit up
Reimu grumbles a lot and drags herself out of her shrine and mercilessly beats the everloving shit out of everything that moves until the thing that started things stops, with Marisa and occasionally others aiding her or occasionally fighting her because of petty misunderstandings. No, talking isn't an option.
Arena!
Also skipped more peace
.>>8705316
It's a dodge the bullet game. The story is about the same across all of them. Someone does something, and you set off to find out what.
>>8705316
fly and shoot magic boolet out of thing
shoot boolet very good to assert dominance
also cute girls
Night 8. Generic anime girl #3,582,457 wins.!
Winner.
>>8705358
>Congratulation
>Thanks you for hosting!
Placement.
>>8705354
>Touhou 6 or 7. I started with 6. DLs are on the Moriya Shrine website. Expect a nice difficulty curve.
>>8705369
Congrats, and thanks for hosting.
>>8705358
Congratulations!
Thanks for hosting!
>>8705370
Could you link it if possible? I don't want to end up on the wrong website and get my PC cyber AIDS
>>8705370
What curve? Easy is already impossible.
>>8705358
Congratulations
>>8705369
Thanks for hosting
>>8705352
Why are you calling me generic? I'm going to cry.
>>8705381
http://www.moriyashrine.org/classic-era-th6th95.html
>>8705383
>Well, the patterns start out simple enough, and then they escalate quickly.
>>8705284
Someone starts trouble in gensokyo. It's up to you to play as Reimu, marisa, or some special charater and beat the shit out of everything in your path.
>>8705386
Shhhhhhhh, you'll trigger the people who think pc98 still matters.
>>8705413
in what touhou can i beat you up?
>>8705420
>implying triggering aussa is a bad thing
>>8705362
>>8705375
>>8705380
>>8705386
>>8705393
Thanks for playing.
>>8705405
I was only kidding! Please don't cry!
>>8705417
>It's hit or miss, but I'm glad you're trying it out.
>>8705424
Son of a! Fixing that real quick
>>8705422
Do not bully the Parsee. She has one of the best themes.
>>8705422
Subterranean Animism. Don't go for the wrong Parsee, though.
>>8705422
Touhou 10, Subterranean Animism, second stage boss.
>>8705431
Aussa doesn't.
>>8705432
>>8705437
I'll kill you both!!!
>>8705437
10 is Mountain of Faith
>>8705424
Corrected wincard.
>>8705424
And then you spell my name wrong, you're a real bully you know?
>>8705444
The only appealing factor of touhou is the music and the challenge it gives on the harder difficulties. It's a shit game though.
>>8705461
I said I'd fix it!
>>8705467
>implying when they go on about how it's canon.
Okay bub.
>>8705475
Make sure to play on lunatic so I can drop kick you.
Ngw
>>8705481
Good luck at stage 4 and five since patchouli usually forces newcomers to waste their bombs while Sakuya just murders you.
>>8705494
Thank you
>>8705504
Prove it then.
>>8705504
>the game will kick your teeth in.
I don't know about that since Yamame, Parsee, and Rin are really easy on normal.
>>8705502
>But man does it feels good once you finally get that 1CC or that extra clear
>>8705517
I have played shooters before so i do know that feel. Pure satisfaction
>>8705517
>tfw you finally beat Mokou with Remilia only.
>>8705524
Grandfather Cherry Blossom is easy to dodge unless you're talking about the spell where she makes a clone. Where I have to say, are you a retard for shooting the obvious clone?
>>8705517
New thread man
>>8705524
So you have no proof.
>>8705541
>mokou's face when she sees kaguya's penis
>>8705539
>Scarlet Team is the only one I can't do it with
>Mokou
>>8705541
Mokou's face when Hikki tries to date her.
>Paru
>>8705548
Just take my word I am who I'm claiming I am.