Hunger Games Thread / HG Thread: The Gorey Gauntlet XXVIII cont.
[What is the Hunger Games?]
In these threads, someone may call for “First24/36/48/unlimited”. When that happens, reply to the post with a name and picture of an avatar you want to use as a tribute in a Hunger Games simulation. You should also put gender in case it isn’t clear. From there, just sit back and watch as the host of the game runs the sim and puts your tribute in a fight to the death with all the rest entered!
During games and during downtime, many people RP as their main avatars (or “avas”). It’s not necessary, but it’s recommended to fully feel like you’re in the game. Don’t be shy to just jump right in!
DAY 4!
You know what, maybe football doesn't fit in the games after all.
>>8700045
I don't see myself growin' on her.
>>8700057
One of those is in fact, /tlhg/.
>>8700080
I didn't check beyond the post itself. I don't really care honestly. It wasn't pedoporn being posted that got it, was just an indu
>>8700045
Well without the rest of you crowding me I'll be able to spread my roots and shine
Whoops...
>>8699923
That's not good enough! I have to at least try and help if I can! Even if I'm not good for anything else.
>>8699924
>>8700071
Well...you don't see all the extra arms and the eye...goop...stuff, right? I was never smart...but I'm not THAT dumb! It's, uh...it's weird. You probably won't believe me, but...traffic lights are what cause it to happen.
>She looks away awkwardly.
They turn red, and then they lock me in place and cause that to happen to me. It...hurts. A lot. Usually I turn back to normal after it goes green again, but...sometimes I get stuck like tha.t
>>8700009
Forgive my brusqueness, but have you tried putting a gun to your head? If what you say is true, what's the loss when you pull the trigger?
>>8700024
I don't know a whole lot about you, but it seems as if I've done decently in the "bound to somebody else's soul" department.
>>8700071
I see what you did there. You have grown fond of using my puns though
NIGHT 4!
Actually, it looks like Saki's been working out lately.
Does this mean the Bell v. Ragi feud will be over sooner than expected?
>>8700094
Thanks, I'll pass though!
>>8700045
You're quite impatient.
>>8700105
>>8700063
Hmm don't say that, you
Wait a minute...
Where's your hand?! Since when do you talk so well?
>her eyes widens
Where is the glove I gave you?!!
>>8700045
>>8700138
Oh, it looks like someone was home after all. Patience has it's place in all things, but there are still times when haste is more important.
>>8700128
I have done a great many strange things in my life.
This would NOT be the most unusual of them.
>>8700117
Made some soul bonding contracts before? Those are always very fun, if you choose well enough.
>>8700137
Your choice.
>starts sipping.
DAY 5!
Do not fuck with the furries, Jesus.
Fun fact: "dog" backwards is "god"! Also fun fact: everyone knew that by like 5th grade.
I wonder if they were altogether? Oh, well: those'll make some nice statues.
>>8700128
>>8700204
Maybe I should stop looking for weapons in the trash.
>>8700204
>>8700105
I take it that's not somethin' you were born with or somethin' like that, huh? How's somethin' like that come ta be? Ya get cursed by some kinda pissy witch?
>>8700117
'Course I'd die if I did that. Like I said, I ain't immortal. I just can't die. I can't die 'cause nothin' can kill me.
>>8700122
Nah. Now that I'm hearin' it, it don't quite have tha same charm as it did in my head. I think I gotta be re-leaved of joke duty.
>>8700204
Never was too good at this game. Keith kicked my ass every time.
>>8700204
So...how is it?
>>8700204
NIGHT 5!
Hey, wait, that's not a sledgehammer...
Got some sharpshooters in the crowd, it seems. Wonder if they'll ever get around to testing their abilities.
>>8700204
A being like that of cassiopia, this realm is full of surprises
>>8700231
>her face lights up as she leans back on her throne of vines
You're quite an entertaining human, who might you be
>>8700137
>cums in your hair
>>8700251
>>8700251
>Reloads faster and faster
>>8700204
What's Sabine's deal with that dog?
>>8700251
Not sure I quite understand how to bring this weapon to fruition
>>8700148
I got fixed! I'm normal again!
>The glove suddenly appears in the palm of her hand, and she holds it out.
I was keeping it safe...
>>8700231
Born? That didn't happen at all. I was just always dreamed to do that. Mado has a weird imagination...
>One one hand, that's utter crazy talk
>On the other, there was that freaky mutation from before, her magical change in eloquence, and the fact that she's pure monochrome
F E A S T B O Y S
Someone please stop the furries. I beg of you.
>>8700272
Everyone needs a best friend.
>>8700201
I won't bore you with the details, but I've been in other situations that weren't quite as fun.
>>8700231
>She crosses her arms and stares for a few moments
Well, I suppose if it helps you cope, I can't really criticize it. Better this than staying in bed staring at the ceiling all day.
>>8700251
Ah...I'm sorry, was that yours'?
>>8700302
I did better than many...I'm certain they're not upset.
>>8700302
>tfw don't have a best friend
>>8700302
DAY 6!
Oh.
Oh dear.
Oh, well: Final two! Place your bets!
>>8700332
I-I'll be your best friend.
>>8700251
Bull's-eye. Not a fan 'a bows, but ya gotta do what ya gotta do ta keep yourself from gettin' bored. Anyhow..
>He pulls the bolt from her chest and embeds it into her skull for safety measures.
Never know which one'a these guys comes back ta life.
>>8700254
Got a lotta names, doll. Up 'till just recently I was goin' by Felix Walken, but I been thinkin' about changin' that name. Haven't found a good enough replacement Tha people call me Vino, I think. Either way, I don't really care what ya wanna call me.
You're lucky I noticed ya or I might'a just mistook ya for a pile 'a weeds, y'know.
>>8700278
Ahh, yeah, I know what ya mean! Finally somebody that gets it. Ya sorta just popped inta existence one day, right? 'N everything around ya is a dream, yeah?
>>8700302
Ya think that's gonna take me down? 'Course not. Better believe you're at tha top 'a my kill list.
>>8700309
Can't do that neither. I gotta bring home money for tha family. Got a wife n' kids at home, you know how it goes.
>>8700302
Cut down when I was just starting to blossom
>>8700345
None of them are worthy of such a victory
>>8700345
At least the furries are finally gone.
>>8700302
Whoever possessed the two beasts isn't fooling around.
This is really interesting, let's see how far they'll go.
>>8700345
Well....
>>8700278
>she genuinely smile
That's... really great. Well, since you only have two hands now...
>she takes out another one of her glove and gives it to her.
Finally pulled it off.
>>8700302
Urk...
>The arrow was lodge into the Quarkman's throat, as she falls onto the ground.
>>8700272
>As she came back to life, Sabine looks at the man with a neutral expression.
It's the only friend I got in this place. More trustworthy than others too.
>>8700345
This wasn't as worth it...
>>8700345
We can't be best friends.
I don't listen to metal music or browse /mu/
>>8700365
Well Vino,
>she scowls
I am much more than a weed, or do you just not recognize a beautiful flower when you see one?
Either way I go by zyra, and I'm quite pleased to make your acquaintance
>>8700309
Always make sure to read the fine prints really before signing a contract really.
>>8700395
He truly got the face of a psychopath...
CONGRATULATIONS DAMON GANT!
You are the newest Gorey Gauntlet champion!
Your wincard will be out shortly.
>>8700406
I don't browse /mu/ either. Literally I only come on 4chan for HG.
who's up for swimming?
>>8700365
>She seems...very surprised.
...Kinda! Except, I'm part of the dream. Someone else's. I don't get how this place works, though...
>>8700389
>She blinks in surprise, not really sure what the occasion's for
Wha...huh? Why?
>>8700425
Thank you! Thank you very much, and congrats!
But first, the placem-
>Furries had 11 kills.
>That's the most kills anyone has gotten in a game so far.
...My game itself is mocking me now.
>>8700430
It was 80 fucking degrees today, so sure.
>>8700425
Well done to both winner and host!
>>8700425
Well Thanks for hosting.
>>8700425
>>8700444
Thanks for hosting.
>>8700425
Hahaha! Looks like old Gant here has still got it!
>>8700444
(Congrats and thanks for the game)
Who /guysbeingdudes/ here?
>>8700365
Or...you don't have a wife and kids at home, for the same reason that I can't hurt you in a fight.
>>8700415
Which would have been nice if it wasn't stuff my father was planning from about the moment I was born.
>>8700444
Adequately done, player and host.
>>8700430
It would be a nice change of path.
>>8700444
... At least I took down 2 people... somehow
Thank you for the game
>>8700461
Why did you make this?
>>8700444
Thank you for hosting you're simply marvelous host
>>8700478
Cause you were mean and didn't make us one.
>>8700411
Not the type'a guy ta stop 'n smell tha roses too often. 'Specially never seen somethin' quite like you, actually. You some kinda weird human, or somethin' else altogether?
>>8700436
I know exactly what it is! It's my dream! See, I'm tha one that dreamt up this whole world, all'a you 're just inside my head. You're tha first person ta actually come out 'n admit it.
>>8700468
...You're losin' me.
>>8700444
Thanks for tha game, 'n congrats ta tha winner.
>>8700478
Jealous of the Freebirds
>>8700430
Swimming sounds fun.
>>8700444
Congratulations Gant!
Thank you very much for hosting!
>>8700461
>I supported guys being dudes
>not there
F-fuck you too then
>>8700484
But that's like having a best friend and not liking his wife
>>8700500
What's your entry I can still add you.
>>8700444
Congrats, and thanks for hosting.
>>8700474
>pace*
>>8700436
It'd be pretty stupid to just have one glove now that you're a regular girl isn't it?
Don't overthing so much...
>>8700468
Oh... I didn't know...
>>8700461
Hello.
>>8700484
Ah yes,almost forgot,thanks for the game,host.
>>8700486
I'm a flower, and a human, but together we are natures best symbiotic relationship, we are powerful.
I was a lowly flower struggling for life, when I came upon this corpse and gave her a new purpose.
>>8700486
Uhm...are you a short brunette in pigtails and a pink sweater? Because...you really don't look like one.
>>8700518
I'm normal, but I'm still not that smart...but...don't you want it back?
>>8700430
Definitely! I love the abyss.
>>8700486
>>8700498
>>8700508
>>8700530
Again, no problemo. Thanks for playing.
>>8700504
You should be fucking his wife.
>>8700461
(Here.)
>>8700486
Figments of your imagination, remember?
>>8700518
It's alright; you didn't ask. Long story short, he basically saw me as his tool to conquer Earth, among other places.
Can someone link Yuno's faction entry
>>8700544
N-No, I don't want to do that
>>8700544
>Gun
>Not Spear
You had one job, smol goaty.
>>8700563
http://8ch.pl/yga/res/1.html
>>8700483
You lost.
I don't give neat things to losers.
>>8700574
Delete this before you get fucking banned
>>8700582
What better win is there than just being a guy/dude?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzSVmsrJEzk
What is the best faction so far?
>>8700538
I can have as many as I want...
Where is your sister by the way?
>>8700559
Sounds like he plan... if you had a choice in the matter of course.
>>8700583
Its fine unless a bunch of people report him.
>>8700595
Murica lmao
>>8700610
Murica is literally the containment faction.
>>8700531
..Huh. Didn't think that was somethin' that was possible, actually. But, hey, ya learn somethin' new everyday. What's a flower do with her free time? Sit in tha sun? Do some photosynthesizing?
>>8700538
What kinda question is that? No, 'course I'm not.
>>8700559
What, are ya callin' me crazy? Look, I can prove they're real.
>He digs into a few pockets on his coat, before retrieving a small, folded polaroid photograph from the pocket closest to his heart. He unfolds it, revealing image related.
See? Look, my whole family, right here. How can I dream up somethin' that exists right in front'a ya? You're just speakin' nonsense at this point.
So who's hosting next?
>>8700610
AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FUCK YEAH
COMING AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY YEAH
AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FUCK YEAH
FREEDOM IS THE ONLY WAY YEAH
>>8700604
No way I wouldn't fuck my best friend's wife.
Unless it was a threesome. Then it's okay.
>>8700621
I slaughter those who threaten my way of life
>she chuckles
I'm off to regain my strength, I hope I can seek your company some other time vino
>>8700596
Oh...okay then...
>She pulls the pair on and examines them curiously, and shrugs.
Around. She likes keeping an eye on me, just in case. Not always that sociable.
>>8700621
Then...you're not my dreamer. Mado's stabbed me enough times...I know what she looks like.
>>8700641
idk who you are but I like you.
>holds up 2 signs
>"ur gay"
>"factions are for queerosxeuals"
>>8700641
Don't count on it, I tend ta work alone. If ya ever wanna fight, though, that's a different story. Lookin' forward ta seein' if ya die or if ya wilt.
>>8700644
That's a real shame. Ah, well, point still stands. Whoever dreamt you up was actually dreamt up by me, so I guess you could say you're inside a dream inside 'a a dream! Weird, huh?
>>8700636
...Bruh.
Foursome?
>>8700668
I think that's too much
>>8700667
...I think I have a headache all of a sudden.
>Monoko frowns and tugs at her hair.
Stuff like this is....waaay too much for me.
>>8700685
You're probably right.
>>8700690
Yeah, I don't think about it too much, neither. Seems like you're still a little bit stupid, but I can't expect it ta all be cured, anyhow. Can ya fight any better now that you're fixed? Was gettin' pretty tired 'a watchin' ya die over 'n over.
>>8700644
I see. You'll say her "Hi" for me then.
>>8700655
(:c)
>>8700733
>breasts
*laughs at Landkarter from afar*
>>8700596
Oh, I heard quite enough of fate, destiny, prophecy, and the like during that time. It was a long time. But, as you can see, here I stand.
>>8700621
>She shoots a questioning glance at the redhead
Nonsense? Let's review...there's no way to know you aren't just a creation of my imagination. This whole reality is just a dream thought up in my head. That means all of you are also in my head.
Remember those? All your words, not mine. So, tell me again...what exactly can you prove?
>>8700745
(Bad thoughts, Anon. Stop it. Squids are pure.)
>only like 4 people entered properly
lmao
>Puts up a sign saying "Now recruiting!"
>>8700750
Hmm? Now who could that be?
>>8700770
kys baron
>>8700751
But YOU can't prove that YOU even have an imagination in tha first place, that you're even conscious. No reason for me ta even believe a word 'a what you're sayin' right now. Far as I'm concerned, you're just spoutin' a bunch 'a shit without any facts ta back it up. I at least am confident I'm tha only person I can prove is conscious n' not imaginary. Now if you're just gonna keep wastin' my time tryin' ta tell me shit that ya can't prove, don't waste your breath on it.
>>8700769
Entered what?
>>8700770
>Bedazzles your sign and paints "GIRLS RULE" on it.
Alright ladies. Sign-up for Gals Being Pals starts here.
>>8700770
You still haven't found any members, have you?
>>8700812
Me! Right here!
>>8700857
You're hired!
>>8700751
Your father was a demon, right? Strange words coming from one but you never know I guess...
But yeah past is the past. Let's forget about that.
>>8700726
I never was smart...maybe a little? If I wasn't that...dumb like that I bet I could do a lot more than normal. At least I can actually use some of my brain now? Uuhm. Maybe I should tell Monoe about this. She's the smart one...
>>8700732
Promise I will! Even if I think she's watching...maybe I should go tell her now?
>>8700831
Two so far, I just need to grab a photo of them and thier names first. I heard that used to be quite a few pious people around, I wonder what happened to them.
>>8700862
I knew I had it in me all along.
>>8700886
Welcome to the team.
>Gives a complementary pumpkin spice latte.
>>8700870
Go ahead 'n do what ya think ya gotta do. I'm just in it ta see you guys die anyway. Good luck on bein' less dumb.
>>8700792
>an exasperated tone creeps through
And where would we be if I said I was just as confident that I'm the only conscious one? But let's take me out of the equation for a moment. And, for that matter, the fact that you have the burden of proof--a difficult one, to be sure. Is your family imaginary or not?!
>>8700867
What about you? It occurs that I know little about you other than your name and profession.
I summon ____
>>8700923
>Seeming incredibly bothered by the mention of his family being imaginary, he turns around, jutting his hand out to the side.
I'm done talkin' about this. It don't matter anyway. Believe what 'ya wanna believe. I know what tha truth is 'n I ain't gotta justify it ta nobody.
>>8700444
>11 Kills
Glad I made it a staple for you goat e~
>>8700879
You'll still need another member for it to be valid. Really, what you stand for is outdated. You can still become a demon again, we'll accept you.
>>8700870
Nah it's okay. Let her watch from the shadows. Besides I won't be staying long.
>>8700923
Talking about one's life seems to be a national sport here... and I don't even play as an amateur.
But well since it's you... I used to be a high-ranking demon general back in the day
>>8700970
No you see, if I was a demon, you would actually be against me far more than now. Hell I think I'd be against everyone but the most nihilistic of anons.
>>8700998
So you were the edgy type huh? I should've guessed it.
>>8700770
I'd join but too lazy to do it right at the moment.
>>8700595
What's the best Deathsquad so far?
>>8700954
Hm. As you wish...but one of the greatest assets a person can have is knowing that they might be wrong.
>>8700970
I don't know about the others, but if I'm gonna be spending time around people, especially if we've joined a team, I might as well learn a little about them. What caused your fall from rank, if you don't mind my asking?
>>8700896
>throws up out of sheer excitement
>>8700770
Looking for a 'handy-man' to remove a certain kinda pests for ya?
>He won't be roleplaying as all of his avas for deathsquad games
>>8701077
Go to bed Stingy.
>Mfw all these avas that enter the regular games and factions but haven't even shown up to enter the Deathsquad Games.
R-Really feeling the love, guys.
>>8701146
Not as much as I feel Booce's love every day when he cums all over pictures of me.
>>8701146
I'm lazy and don't feel like cropping images to make them 1:1
>>8701070
Never said I can't be. I'm just right when it matters. 'N this matters.
Ya wanna prove me wrong so bad, then get strong enough ta kill me 'n prove me wrong. 'Till ya do, I don't wanna hear one more word about it.
>>8701171
I'll do them for you. So enter.
>>8701181
N-No way, because then you'd know who I am
>>8701070
Ah! Oh hum... well, nothing really... Let's just say that... mistakes were made. A little too much partying here and there...
But I'm sure it was a big conspiracy against me somehow!
>it didn't made much sense but she let's out a sigh of relief
Anyway I gotta go for now. I'll see you around Raven, bye!
>>8701185
>Stuttering with capital letters.
Come out Kamina, we know it's you.
>>8701211
Nah it's not
QUICK HG
WHO'S YOUR SQUADS'
>Leader
>Brain
>Brain
>Wildcard/Mascot/Misc.
>>8701211
It's Aussa
>>8701222
I only know one other person who does that and they're already in. Come on
>>8701234
Shit, I meant Brawn! Fuck.
>>8701146
I already entered and I wouldn't want to samefag desu
>>8701173
Oh, I'm not trying to prove you wrong, as such. I'm trying to say that we can't have all the answers, and that's okay. There are some things we can't explain away, try as we might.
>>8701186
See ya, Astaroth.
>>8701243
Do I have to?
>>8701234
>Piano
>Booce
>Tricky
>Dr.Beanies
>>8701234
I'll bite.
Leader: Reigen
Brain: Traveler
Brawn: Rin
Wildcard: Moguro
>>8701234
>Leader's Vino
>Brain is Rohan
>Brawn is Decim, surprisingly
>Mascot is Kaku, being a giraffe and all
>>8701272
You don't have to, but it's a special game. Why not?
>>8701146
Don't care for them. Not even you as the problem, I just think it's a lame concept desu.
>>8701272
Support your community, show up to games.
>>8701234
>Funny Valentine
>Dr. Robotnik
>Tina Machoke
>Switch Dog
>>8701305
Nobody cares what you think.
>>8701234
I have nothing better to do.
Leader: Ichigo
Brain: Tyuule
Brawn: Ophis
Wildcard: Ban
>>8701305
Y-you'll see when they're actually hosted...
You'll see...
>>8701288
>O-Okay, give me the Discord and the rulesets and I'll add you.
>Can't post on hotwheels because my internet is range-banned there due to it being a phone IP address.
>>8701306
>Well I do that anyways.
>>8701234
>Leader: QP
>Brains: Suguri
>Brawn: Starbreaker
>Wildcard: NoName
>Misc: Me
>>8701234
Leader: Akane Owari
Brain: Black Knight
Brawn: Narancia Ghirga
Mascot: Inkling
>>8701341
>and I'll add you
Ask Hoshi mang.
>>8701234
Leader: Smolgore
Brains: Muffet
Brawn: Plague Knight
Wildcard: Rolf
>>8701234
>Leader
Sam
>Brain
Dr. Eggman
>Brawn
Magolor?
>Wildcard
Max
>Mascot
Parappa
Although Magolor and Max are practically interchangeable.
>>8701357
I'm sure he has already seen the post
The top ten got a bit of a makeover, but in his spot, Hanbei seems uncatchable.
Riri on both sides somehow.
Damon Gant finally gained some traction with the late victory, but that'll be in the next update.
>>8701372
But does he have it memorized though?
>>8701078
Yes, absolutely Nephilim.
>>8701020
Not exactly. You see, i feel that love and hate, good and evil. Its a bit pointless don't you agree? They are just two sides of the same coin. So why not just remove the coin altogether, I thought.
>>8701380
Uncatchable? Nah. I'll be toppin' the chart before tha end'a all this. How much time I got left?
>>8701341
Event Games Manager#9620
Rules in dm
>>8701400
A ton of time, but I won't tell you exactly how much.
>>8701380
Why's my riri filler in this thing? what was this again?
>>8701380
You're the reason I stopped hosting.
>>8701276
That was quick.
>>8701422
Yeah, anybody with any kind'a sense'll start puttin' their money on me on this one. No way I'm lettin' some kid come in front 'a me.
>>8701380
Who's game even is this following?
>>8701433
>Stopped hosting because a shitty game is going on
>>8701433
>implying you hosted
>>8701380
>when you can't enter enough to ever be on this
>>8701480
Full rank when?
>>8701508
With 814 players, not now.
>>8701480
Oh so this is a kill ranking you started 10 days ago? Alrigthy, I don't post fillers often so I guess that Riri entry will fade eventually.
>pierced my ears
Fuck
REVOLUTION DEATHSQUAD GAMES
https://youtu.be/fPxZG03Pt9Q
**There is not need to put too much thought into it, just throw 4 of your best tributes into your Squadron. I plan on working towards closing the entries by this week. First come first serve rules apply here.**
**Once you enter, you will be included in all future RDSTs automatically until you are eliminated so get in ASAP**
Routine check, anyone here still hasn't entered the RDST Event, check the hga entry thread in the pastebin below.
https://pastebin.com/Y6YvHjxr
Or add the Discord to enter.
"Event Games Manager#9620"
You may also reply to this post with a link to an imgur album containing your tribute images with your Squadron
and tribute names in the post. (Entries using this method are subject to scrutiny).
(Squadron Name)
(Tribute 1)
(Tribute 2)
(Tribute 3)
(Tribute 4)
Which is going to be better, or at least more entertaining to watch HG; Yuno's Faction Games or Hosji:'s faction games?
>>8701517
>814 players
So it means the player is the worst HG player out of 814 people
>>8701533
Kek
>>8701530
Hoshi*
Kill me.
>>8701530
They'll both be fun and entertaining. There's no need to compare them.
>>8701530
If people participate in Hoshi's game, it could be really great. If people participate in Yuno's game, it could be really great. It depends on participation.
>>8701517
.txt file is okay
>>8701146
>this is bait
>pets
>>8701590
https://pastebin.com/yCyWkNdE
I still haven't updated it for the Gorey Gauntlet that Gant won.
>>8701146
You need 4 Ava's right? I only have two lmao
>>8701623
Enter fitting filler
>>8701623
Just put fillers my man.
>>8701620
Thanks
>>8701651
Ctrl F yourself?
>>8701620
>When Muffet's Ass places higher than her.
>And none of my avas are over 1000.
Whelp.
>>8701620
>I'm pretty high up there
>Well I guess I may as well no-life HG for a bit.
>>8701660
Y-yeah
>>8701675
It's a double-edged sword, as you can see.
>>8701670
Smolgore's been crossing and recrossing the 1000 point line for a few days now.
>>8701675
I'm gonna punch you in the dick if you stay up there longer than me.
>>8701620
>https://pastebin.com/yCyWkNdE
Boy it'd be a real shame to find a way to get all my pals up into the top branches.
>>8701690
>Yeah but it seems like a fun top list to get into.
>>8701717
>No you won't.
>>8701690
So do you do this manually or do you have a program that tracks names/images put in to the games?
>>8701755
I swear to god. You're only a few positions above me.
>>8701755
No, I mean if you get consistently bad luck, then you'll end up on the wrong side of the leaderboard.
>>8701763
I read all the slides.
>>8701710
He's a wishy-washy little fucker.
>>8701766
>But getting into the top!
>I'm a very competitive person when it comes to games anon.
>>8701769
>10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will, 5% pleasure, 50% pain, and a 100% reason to remember the name.
>>8701795
I WILL PUNCH YOUR DICK
>>>DDDumbass thinks I'm gonna let him pass me on the list
lmfao
>>8701795
It's a longshot, but I hope this sparks a lot of friendly competition between the avafags.
>>8701795
Damn it DeDeDe.
>Ily
>>8701782
You get why I asked for those game stats now, right?
>>8701830
Shut the fuck up guts
>>8701845
Ah, that was you? I get it now.
>>8701809
>I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK. AND BEAT YOUR SCORE IN NUCLEAR THRONE WHILE I'M AT IT.
>>8701822
>You never know till ya try.
>>8701829
>I believe in the power of concentrated meme magic and autism.
>>8701830
>ily2 anonymous.
>>8701865
>only Guts likes DeDeDe
God, you guys suck at guessing anon posts.
>>8701880
But only Guts likes DDD.
>>8701880
Only Guts goes ooc like that in an anonpost. Big dumb stupid head.
>>8701876
FUCK YOU
>>8701777
>he has HG open at all times, and records and judges every tribute for their every action
If ever there was a god of this realm I believe I may be speaking with him right now.
>>8701880
Who is this smug qt?
>>8701914
Wait a minute...is he Eggman-kun???
>>8701932
A drawing, anon
>>8701913
>NO, FUCK YOU!
>>8701932
No clue. Someobe else posted it here as a reaction n I saved it.
>>8701940
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>launches autism attack
>>8701948
>Fucking dies
>>8701948
>activates Mutually Autistic Destruction plan.
>launches ICAM
Does anyone else get irrationally upset when people like someone you see no good qualities in or is that just me
>>8701979
Doesn't sound that irrational to me.
>>8701979
I get upset but learn to live with it because that's life and I don't want to be an autistic about it
>>8701979
It's just you.
>>8701979
>Does anyone else get irrationally upset when people like someone you see no good qualities in or is that just me
Only when people fail at grammar.
Test
>>8701996
an autist*
my bad
>>8702016
Yes red?
>>8702008
Every part of that sentence minus the punctuation has proper grammar
>>8702016
Make one where she's naked.
>>8702035
Not Red. Just saved the wrong file. Also trying to figure something out.
We
>>8702036
Was not reffering to him. I just have a habit of green texting questions I answer. As for his punctuation, I tend to overlook that on here.
>>8702062
Wuz
>>8702078
Farm equipment.
>>8702062
know what you did last summer.
>>8702078
Niggers
Mike go to sleep.
Kike go to sleep.
>>8702100
Fuck you Bill
Like if you want to go to sleep.
>>8702126
Shut the fuck up Kevin
Fight if you wanna sleep.
Hoshi go back to fucking your little brother.
Myon go back to fucking polar bears.
Guts go back to deep-throating your liquer bottle.
Adachi go back to type-fucking with Bolin.
(Gee, Sure is boring around here)
Nike shoes help you sleep.
>>8702155
Adachi isn't a pedo tho
>>8702156
MY BOY
>>8702156
Gee, sure is cancerous now that you showed up
>>8702159
I'm wearing Vans.
>>8702162
>implying he always knows which cliche anime girl isn't Bolin
I have feelings too.
>>8702216
Shut the fuck up TND.
>>8702216
Shut the fuck up, cancer
>>8702216
>shoots
>>8702216
>.gif
>not moving
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>8702216
>gives you 60 CCs of Valium.
How about now?
>the kid dies from overdosing
I love my job.
First 24 for the I have cancer games
>>8702258
>forces you to get outta plane
>>8702266
Yoko Littner
>>8702266
Reigen Arataka
>>8702266
Ichigo Kurosaki
>>8702266
Inkling
>>8702266
Vino
Lame bait
>>8702266
Damon Gant
>>8702266
Landkarte
>>8702266
Doctor=Funk Beat!
>>8702266
AIDS patient
>>8702266
Yukine
>>8702266
Your deepest desire
>>8702283
Best girl
>>8702266
Merak
>probably bait but not taking any chances
>>8702266
Your lustful sin
>>8702266
Maria and Harusame
>>8702266
Gilgamesh
>>8702266
Aikawa
>>8702266
Suz
>>8702317
How do you pronounce that
Doctor equal funk beat exclamation mark?
>>8702330
>deepest desire is fursona with weird shaped head
No
>>8702266
The entire opening of The Legend of Zelda The Faces of Evil
>>8702266
Xayah
>>8702355
It's really just Dr. Funk Beat! Because Funk Beat, me, is equal to a doctor! Simple, right?!
>>8702355
Doctor equal funk beat factorial
>>8702266
Yukkuri Mokou
>>8702405
Fuck off, cancer.
>>8702344
fify
>>8702283
Y-Yuno?
>>8702419
Nooooooooooo!
>>8702405
You're literally the most ugliest fucking thing I've ever seen. Every time I see you submit this abomination of a avatar, I want to pluck out my fingernails from my finger tips just to liquidate the anger I see whenever you post your autistic fucking touhou head.
I thought the 2who circlejerk was already fucking cancerous enough with the deviant art tier copy and paste characters, but then you come along as post this shit. This shit is literally the embodiment of cancer thats a sore in my eye every time you fucking post it. Its literally the most fucking stupid thing that has happened in a long time in these threads. I'd rather take more furries and MLP shit than seeing this fucking abomination posted everyday.
Kill yourself
>>8702424
Not Yuno.
>>8702266
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>8702266
Baited Minako
>>8702417
>>8702431
>you will never get this image out of your head.
>>8702266
Ginpachi-Sensei
>>8702451
Consider suicide.
>>8702349
JEWISH TRICKS.
>>8702451
Mii? Is that you?
>>8702451
kys
>>8702461
T H E E T E R N A L J E W
>>8702449
>baits closer
>>8702472
Take your damn clothes off
If you unironically ava a touhou that isn't Mokou, consider necking yourself.
>>8702472
>Briefly stares at before walking away.
See ya.
>>8702502
>Sanae
?????????
>>8702503
Let's just both eat bullets.
HG ain't worth it anymore.
>>8702502
I dindu nuffin
>>8702503
Hope you like the taste of lead, yukkuri!
>>8702520
Shut the fuck up stupid ungrateful nigger you have absolutely no respect for anyone but yourself cant you just take a minute and pull your own dick out of your throat no of course you cant because your such a fucking cunt I hope you die by getting raped to death by a feral pack of elephants you fucking ignore shit show some respect for once in your god damn life you worthless slime holy shit.
>>8702461
Oy vey
these are really starting to take a toll
>>8702526
Take it easy!
Post friends
>>8702509
...ignored!?
>>8702559
I have none
>>8702559
>friends
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Oh shit, you're serious? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>8702559
What are those
Post your discord direct messages tab
>>8702559
>>8702580
We do this like every day why
>>8702472
You can buy dildos from seven eleven?
>tfw all the factions are themey as fuck
>>8702602
Don't worry, you will fit in some day.
Post em'
>>8702610
>>8702602
What factions?
>>8702597
I don't know, that's Yuno's bag!
>hides it
>>8702266
Fear Kubrick
>>8702602
Just join Murica
>>8702559
None and that isn't even a joke
>>8702512
Excuse me?
I swear that I heard someone calling for me
Remember to throw out the trash.
>>8702642
Thanks Ronald McDonald.
>>8702642
Remember you're a nigger
>>8702642
Thanks, Ronald
Reminder to block all ads on Gelbooru
Step 1: Add this as a userstyle https://s.put.re/omiWZiw.txt
Step 2: Whitelist gelbooru.com in your adblocker to make it work (the userstyle will block the ads)
All gone
>>8702669
Why do we need to block them?
>>8702614
>Akatsuki
>Fairy Tail
>Gals being Pals
>Monochrome
>Murica
>Super Cool Team of Good Vibes and Happiness
>The Pandemonium
>Tomomos Abyss
>The Brotherhood of Cool Ass Bastards
>God's District
These are the current factions
>>8702674
Because its gotten out of hand.
>>8702569
More like polyfag am I rite... help me I am so alone
>>8702674
Malicious ads I believe
>>8702669
Can you do the same to the desuarchive
>>8702602
>not picking up an ava to fit into the theme
>>8702712
I'm scared I'll ruin her
>>8702686
Nah, they're not harmful. They just keep trying to get around your adblockers and display a shit ton of ads that nobody wants to see. There are almost always huge animations of guys stroking their cocks in your face when you look at pure animeme. It has been annoying people for a while now. see >>8702682
>>8702702
I don't see any ads on desuarchive. Get uBlock Origin and set the checkmarks on a few additional filter lists?
Though I recently opened it on mobile and it was absolute ad-hell.
>>8702724
RP as her shoe
>>8702724
>Do it anyway
>If you're having fun you can't ruin anything
>>8702712
CUTE
>>8702744
>>If you're having fun you can't ruin anything
>>8702771
If you're having fun you can't ruin anything important.
Better?
>>8702771
>killing jews is ruining something
>>8702785
lost
>>8702771
>Killing jews
>Ruining anything
???
>>8702771
But he's getting rid of shekelstein
Beerus are you here?
Oh fuck daddy I'm cumming
>>8702771
>>8702771
>>8702788
What've you lost anon? Need some help finding it?
>>8702826
My dicc
Never forget the 60 centillion
>>8702771
Hmm
>>8702826
Deez nuts
>>8702828
>>8702843
Lose some weight and you might find it, fatty.
>>8702559
i know anyone i consider a friend here has talked shit about me behind my back or shitposted me as anon, so why bother
>>8702851
no u
>>8702771
Wow, photoshop was really good back in the day.
>>8702851
>licks cunt
>Kamina
>>8702851
I'D BERRY MY DICK SO FAR IN UR ASS THAT WHOEVER COULD PULL
IT OUT WOULD BE ANMED KING ARTHUR
>>8702851
>that graphic
Ugly af desu
>>8702864
A-Are you calling me fat..?
>>8702870
>negates it with magic
>>8702874
First learn to spell. I'd prefer someone with teachings above pre-school.
>>8702887
First fat and now ugly?
Why is everyone being rude to me?
>>8702901
What kind of magic was that?
>>8702901
Blame your parents uggo
>when there still isn't a faction you actually feel like joining even though the members are inviting you but you know it's just cause they need members and don't really care about you so just not doing anything
>>8702901
>I sit down next to you, running my fingers along the edge of my fedora to make sure I'm looking as good as I can. I'm very handsome compared to most men and my body isn't bad either, even though you can't see much of it under my long flowing coat. I smile at you and put my hand on your leg.
Hey cute babe. Want to sex at my place?
>>8702924
iktf
>>8702924
>tfw this but nobody is inviting you to anything
>>8702924
I don't have a group... it's not like I want one...
>>8702928
>mugshot of said hat wearing anon.
>try to make an entry for deathsquad
>Thread locked
>>8702916
How rude, insulting a girl like me.
>>8702920
Uhh, the magic kind?
>>8702921
I don't remember my parents, they're probably long dead.
>>8702928
>your whole look was actually due to low ranking illusion magic
>you're actually a fat neckbeard with cheeto dust covering his hands, BO and hadn't left your mother's house in day
>you came out today because your neetbux got paid out today and you want more yugioh cards and washing power to wash your body pillow
No.
>>8702924
I agree, someone should really make a faction for my skeleton brethren, but who?
>>8702979
>Deathsquad
>Thread
?????
>>8702995
https://8fags.net/hga/res/955267.html
just replace fags with ch
>>8702990
I don't even know who you are so what's a god to a nonbeliever
>>8702990
>You're correct in assuming I'm really an overweight man with a neckbeard, but what you didn't account for was that all of that was really just a clever guise. I discard my mortal form, revealing that I am truly Gxx'voran, Scourge of the Stars, and have come to destroy the Earth as I had set out to do many sons ago. My plans were foiled when you're great ancestors defeated me and sealed me away inside of my mother's basement, but now I am free, and looking to end the bloodline that caused my imprisonment. I draw my chakrams and use a rare ancient ninjutsu, chaining you up and also removing your clothing in the process. You can't do anything against this and you're completely helpless and I also have two penises
>>8702990
Yes, but what kind?
>>8703013
Still a god. They only are not if they are not worshipped at all.
>>8703020
>two penises
Do you have four testicles?
>>8703020
>and I have two penises
>>8703013
What's a non believer to a cute anime girl?
>>8703020
>uses fairy glitter to god mod your rp
>none of that happens
>>8703022
I dunno, magic.
>>8703032
(Suz?)
>>8703036
>snorts the glitter, preventing it from Godmodding
>>8703044
Why does everyone think I'm Suz when I post that. It's not even the same artist. It's some Korean fuck who loves drawing blonde female soldier vore
>>8702965
Wanna make one?
>>8703020
>all that shit and then
>and I also have two penises
I am dead