/sug/ - Steven Universe General
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Would people want me to continue the stripperdot/steven+garnet/pearl greentext from yesterday, or start doing one about pic related?
HAHA FUCKING PARASITE
Of Friend, is is not the boner on peisne outside that of be.
but yetting the boner that stand with INSide that borkleva heart into the Zuker
For Por body of wombat, but soul of dove.
Dove who peisne big purple tit mess hair and ayy lmao
truly is of truly beauty
I failed you homie, I'm so sorry. I had the inspiration, but it died.
Anonymous 01/23/16(Sat)18:22:01 No.1108326▶
Willing to take other requests.
>tfw we won't find out what's happening with SU for another week
>tfw there might not even be any new episodes in February
Well, besides being able to fuse with humans, nothing yet. But if Steven bridges a fusion between a full human and a full gem, and something even slightly resembling an improvement happens to either party, I'm gonna be conceived Rose was planning Steven for other reasons than merely love.
>edgy steven universe theory generator
>Steven is the reincarnation of rose
Of course it would anon. That's how Steven and Connie can be sexually active without letting her parents find out.
Because you just know Dr. Maheswaran insists on hymen checks of her daughter when she comes back from spending a night at a boy's house.
Well Steven has already demonstrated his ability to fuse with humans that Gems clearly don't have.
But even moreso, his capacity for apathy and understanding is currrently beyond that of any of the Gems we've seen. Even Rose actually.
Steven's sage wisdom he pulls out at times largely comes from his human life/interactions, and applying it to the Gems.
His existence is a figurative and literal bridge between the species so they can learn from each other easier.
>What if Rose was dead
THAT'S WHAT SHE WANTS YOU TO THINK
>ronaldo was a gun
well he probably has a hair trigger, if you catch my drift.
>reasons for having Steven
Do you think Greg expressed interest in having a child, or did Rose bring it up? Greg doesn't seem like the type, but of course he has played the role well besides.
And how could Greg agree to the consequences, try to imagine that playing out
>I'm willing to bet Rose didn't tell him what would happen.
FUCK. I want Pearl and Greg to bond over the loss of Rose over this tidbit of information if it turns out to be true.
Then to furiously make love in the back of his van in order to numb the pain.
why didn't they just had a three way, look at them, they seem all happy. there was literally nothing keeping them from doing it
I want Pearl to break Greg's arm in 2 places with one punch.
Actually want I REALLY want is for Pearl to learn that Rose wasn't so great and that she doesn't need her.
She already is. [spoiler]I love her[/spoiler]
How many freaks are in this thread? I mean I got more requests for Jasper than anything but there didn't seem to bee too many Jasperfags on last night and earlier today when I posted this Jasper fiction earlier.
Anyway, if you're a Freak and haven't seen this give it a read and tell me what you think.
she'll never know that though.
she'll be able to recall what that feeling felt like for a while but eventually that will fade too.
I like it, though the whole rape scenario isn't really my cup of tea. Other than that, it's great.
Well, even though she won't know that i love her (since she's not real), at least she has Steven and the rest that love and appreciate her.
would be nice if her redemption consists in pearl taking care of her after malachite unfuses.hopefully she would see rose's faults on her and recognize her own worth.
god, i think I'm starting to shipping them
that's a hard thing to come by for a being that was defective and near worthless from the very start.
how many of thousands of years do you think she was looked down on and belittled for simply existing while serving her purpose as a servant pearl before meeting rose?
how many years do you think it was drilled into her head how much of an utter embarrassment mistake she was and how thankful she was left to serve function other than pearl dust recycling
I have been saving things willy nilly into my standard pictures/documents folders on two different computers for like months now. sorting them into the right folders is gonna take forever
Post-neolithic civilizations were developing. With the capacity for spoken languages and basic architecture, as well as permanent agricultural settlements.
Developing cultures in Malta, Egypt, the Fertile Crescent Region, and all around the Indus and Yellow Rivers would have seen the war.
Imagine if she talked to Steven like she talked to Garnet the first time.
>"Oh Steven, you're turning out just like I knew you would"
>"You're developing quite nicely!"
>"When I thought about the miracle I could bring into the world, I had no problem with giving myself up for you."
You know for Rose supposedly being so great and having such love for everything she sure fucked up when it came to how she treated Pearl.
Pearl couldn't be in the state she is unless Rose has no regard for her emotional state and just manipulated her and used her like a tool.
>tfw collection is spread randomly across computer and phone
>mfw someone actually saved my drawing
You know i knew this was gonna be deleted on sight when i posted it on /co/ i didn't think anyone actually saved it then
Wow, how about that.
You can't blame gems for finding humans worthless when for thousands of years they were savage shits. Imagine them witnessing one of many medieval torture devices on an innocent
Or something as simple as how women were treated for the longest time
Every night after a certain misunderstanding.
rose gave pearl her individuality and then gave it back to her in the form of leaving again.
pearl before greg with rose just before was probably still clingy in certain ways and rose probably didn't want pearl to just fall into her role of a pearl without thinking about it.
that being said just imagine having the one thing in the universe that didn't think of you as an accident defective ripped away from you and all your self worth and reason for existing leaves and not only leaves you but does it for reasons you don't fully grasp until you think about how much you love steven and even then...
of course she has a dark past. She had to have had some important role in the hollowing out of planets, otherwise she wouldn't have been on earth to soak her panties when she saw everything.
They wouldn't have seen any of that, really.
At around this point in human history, there were some semi-barbarous wars fought over resources, but the daily lives of humans were quite peaceful and survival-based.
Women weren't really treated so differently at this point, as that really only started to get bad when cultures become more uniquely developed later on.
I think Gems would have just thought of humanity at this point as a minor competitor for the resources on the planet.
/sug/, I need all your adorable pictures of Lapis to distract me from the crushing loneliness long enough for me to fall asleep.
Nah, man. Humans have pretty much looked the same for the last 100,000 years. We just got better at passing on knowledge around 10,000 years ago.
Physiologically, we've been the same monkeys for a long, long time.
So Peedee is younger than Steven, right? Or is he a manlet too?
You, just like Lapis, will stop being lonely once you stop pushing people away.
Let people in anon.
Peridot x Lapis fusion confirmed???
I'm not going to post happy Lapis images, water you gonna do to stop me?
gonna take a hand at some fanfiction
you filthy niggers are gonna help
give me some prompts to work with
Honestly I don't like it that much either, nor do I like writing stories where the reader is a character that much. I just couldn't really think of how to write Jasper otherwise.
I will give her another story someday when she is back in the show. Especially if she gets even a hit of a canon ship at some point.
Pearl dominating Peridot?
I want a story where Rose makes Pearl join in and do it with Greg, only for them to start to like each other and end up in a sweet three way relationship.
i liked the reader thing, but i can see how it kinda limits your options, both as a writer and a reader.
On one hand, giving the reader insert defined actions/dialogue/thoughts makes the story easier to write, instead of making it a choice-based story.
On the other, the person reading may not necessarily act like the insert in the story, and might not enjoy it as much because of that.
I also agree that there isn't really another way to write Jasper that tries to stay true to her limited canon personality, without jumping into headcanon territory.
TLDR: You juggled all the challenges pretty well. Kudos, WriteBro!
pic related is still the best lapidot fusion i've seen
but the floaty arms don't work now that we know the limb enhancers aren't a part of peridot
Exactly. That is why I chose to have you in the story have no freedom in your actions, because the second they start making decisions or speaking much you get a huge disconnect between the reader and the character.
Anyway, I have two ideas on deck for non-lewd stories I am going to work on. After that I'm gong to come back here with like 4 story concepts and have people vote on them with a strawpoll.
I'm still debating if that Jasper story is good enough to post on my HF and AO3 accounts.
They have yet to show a fusion that got MORE limbs than the combined number of gems. They've shown them having less, but never more.
>Opal has 4 eyes put in, 2 eyes came out
>Garnet has 3 eyes put in, 3 eyes came out
>Sardonyx has 5 eyes put in, 4 eyes came out
>Sugilite has 5 eyes put in, 5 eyes came out
Alexandrite has 7 eyes put in, an unclear number that appears to be 5 but may be 7 came out
I mean, I think it's good enough for AO3 or HF. Plus, it'd be more convenient to find than on Pastebin.
Also, any tips for an aspiring WriteFriend?
Writefag reporting in, any requests?
Not that guy, but embrace how much you suck at it initially and just write everything. It's like any other craft that you need to practice.
These were helpful for me:
>What if Rainbow Quartz was present for the war 6000 years ago
Someone should update this shit. The war was 5,500 years ago.
Also, how long after finding out about Garnet do you think it was before Pearl wanted to fuse with Rose?
What helps me is I try to think of a point in the cannon I want my story to take place, then I try to think of situations that I could conceivably see a character being in.
I find that when you are writing about pre-established characters it's typically a good idea to try to have their personalities be as close to their canon personality as you possibly can in the context of the story. If they write them saying something try to imagine if you could see them actually saying that if they were in that situation.
I typically suggest that you attempt for the most part to only write about character that are in the show as well. Having OC or insert characters can make writing a believeable story harder.
Clearly I broke these rules with that Jasper fictoin, and I'm not saying these are absolute rules you need to follow. That's just the general mindset I have when I write.
One of the most important things I find is feedback, so don't be afraid to post work here and ask people to tell you what they think of it.
If you ever want me to read something you wrote well.. I suppose the best way would be to leave a message on my HF account or just use my name here. I'm usually on late at night.
>wasted on misunderstanding a post
Anon, the question was how long was it before Pearl, having seen Garnet being made from two gems caring for each other, turned to Rose and said "FUSE ME HARD ROSEY"
Looks pretty good, how big is it?
Place a bill or something to compare sizes, or just tell us the size.
I usually hate the beads art stuff because they are mainly used for Megaman sprites and that's lame (not that I hate Megaman, but it's so overused it became lame), what you did is great man.
Do you have a store or something or just a hobby?, if you could mail these things without it falling apart I would buy it.
Thanks man! I hate the super simple bead art. I kinda skipped over it. I like doing larger, more complex characters instead. Here is a pokemon card for reference.
>I mean, I think it's good enough for AO3 or HF.
Fan fiction and fan fiction sites have standards? News to me. Is some of this horseshit supposed to be fine literature or something? It's fan fiction. You're all just making characters fuck. Let's not pretend we're working with quality here.
>he's never read a quality fan fiction before
I've read fanfiction better than the source material. It's not common and I doubt any of the people on /sug/ are writing it, but when it's good it's good.
Almost all "original" things out there are derivatives anyway.
What you need to do is go into it with the realization that it's all fucking bad and you can't possibly make anything worse than some of what's already out there.
I've read some unbelievably bad fan fiction that people love the absolute hell out of. Fan fiction is inherently cringeworthy so there's no point being too self-conscious with it. Just fucking do it.
Fuck off, it's every night with this shit.
So iv been thinking about what to do for my next Au comic strip, should it e another light hearted one or should i make it a bit more lenghty and serious?
Because for the most part they're making the characters enact their relationship fantasies. Sure, there are writers who care about actual storytelling but like you said, it's pretty rare. Not to mention wasted potential when these people could be writing original stories and potentially selling or adapting them somehow.
>Not to mention wasted potential when these people could be writing original stories and potentially selling or adapting them somehow.
I used to think this too. I always feel mildly guilty writing fanfic when I could be working on actual OC instead.
But the weird thing is, even my shittiest fanfic gets people commenting, saying how much they loved <x>, yelling at me for making them feel suspenseful. I've had a lot of great conversations, and I can see that kudos counter go up and it's frankly awesome and addicting to know exactly how many people got something out of my work.
When I finally got my OC officially published, it was a huge rush and I was proud of it. This was a short story published in a magazine, not a novel, but still. I've heard jack shit from anyone besides the editor. As far as I know, barely anyone's read it. Nobody cares. The paycheck was nice but I make bank at my day job so it doesn't matter, really.
I've kind of come full circle now. It's a waste in that I'm not creating more characters, but I feel like writing fic just reaches more people easier than OC does.
People love fast food because it's salty and makes you feel good for a little while.
Of course the plebes won't appreciate your gourmet meal as much. It's more expensive and their pallets can't comprehend the flavor.
That's true, most popular things are terrible.
The thing is, I don't think my fanfiction is any worse quality than my OC. I actually think a few of my fics are better than the OC that got officially published in terms of technique. I don't need to invent a character to tell a great story with them. I just need to understand them.
>pearl will never be real
>i will never take her to a play on a date
>i will never clean up with her
>i will never hold her until she pretends to fall asleep
>she will never pretend to be sleeping while i fall asleep holding her
>ill never hold her when she wakes up from her first nightmare
>ill never hold her and tell her i love her
>ill never tell comfort her
>ill never dry her tears when she cries about how she is useless on her own
>ill never reassure her that she is amazing
>ill never be able to tell her how beautiful her nose is
>ill never be able to listen to her complain about everything
>ill never listen to her nerd out over so many things
>ill never tell her that her volume is too low at new years eve
Life is truly suffering. Is there any way out?
But doesn't it feel a little like cheating using entire characters and settings from something else?
At the end of the day, when you're dead as shit maybe, the only thing that's going to matter will be your original material. If you want to create an enduring piece of art you've got to at least shoot for it.
People started taking a hobby way to seriously while trying to shame people that "waste" their talents by not writing original stories, because apparently me writing a few fictions qualifies me to be an author.
I'm not saying it's a waste and I'm not shaming you for writing it. My point is
>Fan fiction is inherently cringeworthy so there's no point being too self-conscious with it. Just fucking do it
I like reading what the writefags here come up with. I just think it's silly to think "oh this isn't good enough for fucking fan fiction dot net"
>even if Pearl was real you would never be friends with her
>Pearl will never try to suffocate you in space
>she will never try to starve you to death
>she will never forget to pack water for a 50 year trip
>you will never die in a firey explosion because she can't build for shit
>she will never watch you dangle off a cliff until you inevitably loose your grip
>she will never use a holopearl to stab you in the back
>she will never try to stab you in the forehead
Why even bother living?
It's definitely easier to write an established character than it is to create one. And my ridiculous ass fanfiction is never going to be taught in literature classes, sure. I don't feel like it's "cheating" though, because I'm not competing against anyone or doing it to be a Certified Good Writer. You can say that writing non-fantasy is "cheating" because you're not bothering to do any worldbuilding just as easy as you can say it's cheating to use someone else's setting. It's not a contest of difficulty. I'm honestly trying to reach out to people and entertain them, maybe get them to feel something. Doesn't make a difference to me if I have a legacy after my death or or not, I'd rather just enjoy my work now when I'm alive.
>I just think it's silly to think "oh this isn't good enough for fucking fan fiction dot net"
I've been one of the posters saying that fanfiction can be great, and I second this. Just put it out there, there are already thousands of fics shittier than yours up there. It'll help you get better, anyway.
Hey though. It's your hobby and writing I think is creative. I think you should just do as you please.
If it makes you happy then do it. I know I kept going with my hobby and I think in time I gotten better at what I do, when it comes to cooking or drawing.
I cook but I'm not a chef, I draw but I'm not an artist. It's just good fun and the people around me seem to enjoy it so why not keep at it.
She's got plenty of love, you're just overexaggurating.
>Rose talks up human sex to pearl, talks about how to create the necessary organs, goes on and on about how it's a little like fusion
>Talks about how much fun she's having with Greg
>Pearl's need to be Rose's Special Person and general rage at Greg intensifies
>Suggests they try the sex on their own
>"Haha! Pearl, you're so silly. Why would we do this? It's a human thing. Maybe if we had a human involved..."
>Pearl decides to Do it For Her
Can you even imagine what a shitstorm that would be? It would probably end up with Pearl seriously injuring Greg.
Anyone interested in stripperdot?
10 million hours on an iphone
Original requester here
Peri best skankfu
>Peridot blows kisses out to the audience, now reduced to nothing but her chunky stripper heels
>So high off the scent of sex and complete euphoria, she stumbles and falls into Steven's arms backstage
>She proudly shows him the wad of sweaty bills she kept stuffed between her cheeks
>She has him count up the total
>Peridot fans herself with her earnings and practices some more advanced moves in the mirror
>She blows a kiss into the mirror
>She leans in closer and presses her breasts into the mirror
>The cold glass makes her blush and moan
>She begins to make out with her reflection
>Steven watches from the doorway and whacks off
Garnets Universe. Hated the art style of the story, wasn't ever hooked into the "whimsical" factor of it all and I didn't much care for the effort to make an entire episode on one joke.
>Steven sneaks in quietly, wearing nothing but his pink shirt
>Spooks Peridot by giving her a slap on the buns
>She jumps and bonks her head on the mirror
>He holds her in place there and tells her to keep going
>She blushes and agrees, looking at her own reflection, tongue grazing over the cold glass, fantasizing about making out with herself
>The great and lovable peridot
>Steven encourages her, telling her she's already super cute
>So two Peridots is even cuter
>They start to talk dirty, about how Steven could fuck both of them until they pass out
>He could jerk off while they 69 eachother
>One can eat his ass, the other choke on his cock
Goddamnit, knew I forgot something
>not liking house guest
>not liking dear old dad
>not liking the reason Steven's healing powers aren't consistent.
>not liking pearl rubbing herself off from all the oil
Man I don't even know how to classify tastes as shit as this.
If I wanted cute I would just fucking watch any other episode instead of the garbage that Steven imagined.
>Garnet casually walks by and gives Steven a thumbs up
>He turns and gives it right back, balls slapping away against Peri's flat little ass
>Eventually both their legs give out from underneath them, and they fall to their knees, Peri's face still smushed against the mirror
>She nervously asks Steven to pull on her hair a little
>He accepts, reminding her he only wants to hurt her if she wants him to
>He grabs the top of her triangle and pulls backwards
>In the mirror she sees him towering above her, yanking her hair and pounding her from behind
>He leans in over her and smooches her neck, biting it hard, before running his tongue over it, healing up her bite marks
You know anon, that is something that always bothered me about that episode as well.
Greg is the whiny lazy bastard that would stay at your place for months still trying to find that "job" while eating your food and jacking off in the kitchen sink. But you keep him around because he's good for a joke.
>name a worse song
Steven and the Stevens.
I actually don't like Steven as a singer and hearing 4 of him almost made me quit this series.
And fuck yeah. That episode is redeemed from those 5 seconds of pearl.
Guys, I'm one of the biggest Pearlfags you will ever find and I don't like that oil scene that much. It's got super wonky animation. I mean her head is tiny and when she is done her head seems to change size really fast.
What am I missing here? I like the idea of Pearl of the scene but..
>Greg is the whiny lazy bastard that would stay at your place for months still trying to find that "job" while eating your food and jacking off in the kitchen sink. But you keep him around because he's good for a joke.
that falls flat as according to the creators most of Greg's money goes into Steven's stuff as the Gems don't have jobs, Greg at least has his car wash
It means you are not a mindless sheep and actually have a differing a opinion.
it also means you are not the biggest pearlfag and if I ever catch you say I g lies like that again I'll slit your virtual throat.
I agree with every least favorite episode listed in the thread except Alone Together. Maybe I'll throw in The Answer, have to rewatch first.
Why did he even open a car wash of all things?
MFW I'm watching an episode of Home Movies called "Hiatus".
Kek, holy fuck your a newfag. Well better late than never my friend.
the only episode I don't like (yes, I like, or am indifferent to, every other ep mentioned in this thread) is Island Adventure
>lars portrayed as the bad guy even though sadie kidnapped them, even when steven warned them there might be a gem monster on the island
>CGs/Greg didn't notice Steven was missing for weeks
>Lars' and Sadie's parents didn't notice they were missing for weeks
Great show. Dr Katz is better though
I'm laughing at the way you worded this
You're so new
Only parts I remember enjoying:
>cute garnet/Steven at the very start and very end
>cotton candy garnet
>tfw eating peanut butter out a spoon at 4:30am to distract myself from the pain of knowing my waifu will never be real
Post your best Peri's
I didnt mention in this series in this thread, but yeah, Peri has a dong in this story
>Nervous about hurting her, or accidentally saying anything mean, Steven continues tugging on her hair
>Peridot manages to murmur out, tongue hanging out as she licks at her reflection, completely caught up in the sight of herself being fucked
>Her hands fumble around to grab hold of her swinging shaft, and she licks her palm before beginning to beat herself off, asking him, begging him for more
>Steven looks down at her tight, lime green booty and reluctantly slaps her--loud enough to be audible, but not enough to really hurt her
>She looks over her shoulder at him with sharp fangs, tongue hanging out and drooling as he hammers her prostate
>He nods and gives her another palm smack, making her yelp and blush
>The look on her face is too cute to resist...and he can always heal her up later...
>He lays down the punishment, slapping her asscheeks back and forth, just like she asked
>Peridot goes full ahego in the mirror, using both little hands to jerk off her 4-inch erection
If the internet's taught you one thing it should be that real is only a reflection of deeper personal truth. You could make your waifu real if you wanted to.
It's more accurate to say
>to distract myself from the pain of knowing that I will never sacrifice enough to make my waifu real
which sounds a lot more pathetic. It makes me question your devotion to the cause, anon. Sorry you can only accept proper sacrifice when it's made for you by circumstance.
You do others? What other characters/designs do you do? Do you have a site? Do you take commissions?
I'd love a bead waifu on my wall, if, like the other anon said, it would not break during shipping.
No tulpas anon. They are unclean, false abominations.
It looks like Lapis has the upper hand, for now.
"Turn over Peridot..."
>Steven grunts, helping her onto her back
>He hoists one of her legs over his shoulder and continues plowing her
>With one hand she holds up her hanging, bouncing balls, the other continues whackering
>Her eyes practically roll back into her head, her mouth hanging wide open and her toesies wiggling and curling
"Peridot...I'm close to..."
>He groans between thrusts, his balls swelling and growing heavy, loudly slapping her ass
>Peridot can't even bring herself to speak, but the way her cock swells and twitches, it's clear she's close too
>Steven takes her wrist and pulls his cock out, laying his slippery, throbbing dick in her hand, while taking over jerking her off
>Both inexperienced lovers awkwardly tug eachother, until near-simultaniously they both spew, giggling as they both lose control, cum squirting off in every direction
>Peridot's visor gets a shot right across it, along with a thick squirt into her mouth
>She has no idea who's cum she's tasting, but feels herself starting to gag
>But understanding that an Earth slut always swallows, she simply smiles and forces it down, trying to get rid of the taste as soon as possible
>Steven, on the other hand, is more than happy to get to work cleaning her off, lapping over her tummy and tits, sucking on her softening cock lovingly
It's the way to go. Just make sure to have rosary beads around your neck or something, no joke. I blew my brains out hoping I'd meet Mugi in the afterlife only to wind up being forcefully employed by satan for all eternity. I get paid minimum wage to sit in this fucking hell-cubicle and try to convince people on the internet to kill themselves.
Every time I get somebody to do themselves in the boss gives me a coupon for Pizza Hut. If I bring in ten coupons I get free bread-sticks with my order. I don't think I'll ever actually get to go to Pizza Hut but I've almost got seven coupons and I'm not stopping now.
If you think a pure-thought construct in the image of your one true love is unclean and false, how do you think the thought construct feels about you?
You know, I don't remember if I ever learned the artists name but they post on /aco/
I like their stuff a lot.
>Coupon to shitty ass Pizza Butt
Satan really is your employer
Anyone into piss?
>Peridot catches peeks of Steven peeing
>She is confused but finds it fascinating
>While talking to Amethyst she learns that if you drink you need to pee.
>She drinks a lot and tells Steven to come with her
>She pees in her new 'shirt' front of Steven because she is so proud that she leaned how to pee
>She thinks it feels really good and is in pure ecstasy.
>Steven watches, and while he knows it's wrong for Peridot to do this in front of him he can't help but be aroused by her display.
>Peridot giggles as the stream continues to flow
>"I didn't know it would be this warm."
>she pulls Steven closer to her and moves his hand down to her piss stream.
>Steven can feel the hot golden liquid gently run over his hand.
>Peridot pushes his hand all the way against her leg
>Pee runs over the back of Steven hand while he gently gropes the soft flesh of Peridots leg through her pants.
>The flow slowly goes down to a trickle and then stop, both seem disappointed by this
I'll make a note of that. I'm looking for ideas to do later this week.
>Steven stares down at his hand for some time as if in a stupor.
>Finally he managed to will his gaze back up to Peridot, meeting her eyes.
>She is grinning at him, with a look of pride and excitement in her yes.
>"That was incredible, I had no idea this 'pee' thing was so exhilarating. I must find a dry 'shirt' and consume more liquids"
>Peridot slides the wet boxers off and stuffs them in Steven's hands without a word and darts out of the room.
>Steven just stands there with Peridot's wet boxers in his hand and stares at them, unable to think clearly.
>He holds the boxers with both hands and stretches them out in front of him.
>They are absolutely soaking wet and dripping pee on the floor.
>Their is a big puddle of piss on the bathroom floor from Peridot.
>Steven can smell it, but for some reason he doesn't dislike the smell.
>Without thinking about it too much, he wads them back up and brings them close to his nose and takes a big breath in.
>Overwhelmed by the odor Steven coughs for a moment. Still, for some reason this was making him feel oddly excited.
>Steven throws the boxers in the sink and takes off his clothes.
>Steven steps in the shower to clean himself off.
I didn't put all that much though into this. I may re-do it at some point but I don't know how many people are actually into piss around here.
My gf ain't into it so there's not much I can do but imagine
Yeah that does suck. My current girl has greatly enjoyed anal in the past, even asked for it but for the last year straight has claimed to hate anal.
I don't get it.. but w/e. You ever fuck her in public? That's some fun stuff.
One of the best sexual experiences of my life was when I was fucking a girl on my couch and she was riding me hard and told me she had to pee (we were both drunk) and I told her to just go.
She pissed a fucking gallon on my cock and I came inside her while she was doing it. Seriously one of my favorite sex memories.
We used to also take showers together and I'd run my hand under her stream while she pissed, which would get me super horny and make me bend her over and fuck her like a rabbit.
I see it how I see other moderate fetishes (like spanking, shibari, anal, etc.). It has to be a spur of the moment thing for me. If a partner asked for it or just did it I wouldn't be asking questions and might be turned on by it, but premeditating it or fantasizing about it isn't for me.
I'm givin it a swing tomorrow, but I'm pretty busy so we'll see what happens.
That picture is great.
>Steven takes the time to enjoy the warm water, ten minutes later as he is getting out Peridot bursts through the door.
>"Steven! I've figured it out, a more efficient way to conserve the fluids necessary for this 'pee'"
>Steven yells that she shouldn't burst in when he is naked, and quickly covers himself with a towel
>"No, it's okay! You see it is actually optimal that we be naked for this conservation of pee. It all makes sense now. Come, help me.
>Peridot unforms her clothes and drags Steven back into the bathtub.
>"You see steven, if we consume this 'pee' then it will provide the necessary liquid so we can perform the act of 'pee' again. It's so simple!"
>Peridot gets gets down on her knees in front of Steven.
>"Okay Steven, come on aim this 'pee' into my speech orifice"
>Steven is hesitant but tries, nothing comes out
>Peridot firmly grabs onto Steven's penis "Come on, what's wrong with this thing."
>"Interesting design, a device that implants it's seed into a host. As a certified kindergartner I've delt with this type of thing many times."
>"Yes, just like the injectors" She squeezes it tighter. "Come on you STEVEN I desire to perform this act of 'pee' again"
>She feels his penis swell, and as soon as she looses her grip a stream of piss flows out and hits her in the visor.
>She quickly moves her mouth in position to catch the beam, drinking it down as fast as she can.
>It's coming out too fast and piss flows down her cheeks as it overflows her mouth
>Finally the stream comes to a halt and peridot violently shakes his penis to make sure it is done before letting go.
>"excellent, that should do nicely. Okay Steven, it's YOUR turn." She pushes Steven down on his back with a laugh and get on top of him.
>violently shakes his penis
This never fails to amuse me
>Peridot will never violently shake your penis
>Peridot is positioned right above Steven
>Steven protests for a moment, but can't help but stare are her fully exposed pussy.
>"Okay okay, it's my turn!"
>Peridot begins to piss on Steven's face, he closes his eyes and spits for a moment.
>Suddenly Steven pulls her down right on top of him and latches his lips onto her lower lips.
>Steven drinks it down as best as he can while clumsily trying to work his tongue in her.
>Peridot squeals in ecstasy.
That's all I wrote. Would probably make this general concept into a story if I found more people into piss.
Single mother Pearl fics/draws when
Reminder that Steven, Garnet, and Pearl have all been inside Amethyst.
>It had been arduous at first.
>Rose Quartz was a beacon of happiness in their otherwise dreary lives.
>For a time, you held onto the belief that nothing was impossible. You held out for hope, and then some.
>Rose had been your hope. She'd taken the time to talk to you on that sullen, rainy morning.
>This rather large woman, with a sizable everything, with an eye searing shock of massive pink hair, and a dress that couldnt have possibly been easy to move around in.
>You'd been hesitant to indulge her. Her smile, so sweet and inviting. It almost disgusted you.
>But you did. You told her how sad you were. How you felt your life went nowhere. With no purpose. You were merely a defective struggling to find your place.
>You'd expected her to laugh at you. But she didn't. She chuckled, folded her large hands, and leaned forward.
>You'd be lying if you said you didn't glance at her impressive bosom.
>She said that life was worth living. It was worth it to go through the troubles and come out better for it. Life was precious. No matter how small.
>You scoffed. She only smiled again, before she wrote down something on a napkin.
>Her number. You couldnt score on a good day, let alone get a pretty womans number on your own.
>The irony was palpable.
"Call me sometime."
>You wouldnt see her for another week.
>You finally mustered up the courage to call Rose.
>It had been a week and a day since your encounter with her. Part of you was hoping she wouldn't pick up, just so you could forget about this.
>But she did.
>Came her sweet cherry voice.
"Hi. This is... Pearl. From the diner last week?"
>It took her a moment to say anything. Your stomach sank.
"Oh! Hello, hello! My, it's been a little bit, hasn't it?"
>You swallowed the lump that formed in your throat.
"Yes, I'm sorry. Work had me swamped."
>That was a lie. Your associate Peridot had picked up most of the work the past week.
>But a white lie couldn't hurt, right?
>You got to talking. Eventually, she'd taken the initiative to invite you to a little party on the other side of beach.
>You'd said yes without really thinking what that meant.
>After the call, you wanted to throw up your lunch.
>A few days later, you'd trekked to the far side of Beach City to where the gathering was.
>Quite an ensemble cast. Two large, muscular woman, one tanned and one black.
>a rather short, wild haired woman.
>And a thin, yet fairly muscled girl about your height.
>You felt sorely out of place.
>And yet, Rose was right there, by your side in a flash, meeting and greeting as if you were old friends for years.
>For once in a while, you smiled widely at the good nature.
>But it wasn't gonna last.
>it wasn't gonna last.
Please don't lie anon, everything's going to be okay, isn't it?
Pick one perl to protect u
The other five will try to kill u