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/sug/ - Steven Universe General

Girls Not Allowed Edition


1080p Torrents
https://kat.cr/user/wuskydingo/uploads/

>Season 1 and 2:
https://mega.co.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
https://mega.co.nz/#F!gtpBACjS!yH7vcAjYHgPGlvv5DneyFA
https://mega.co.nz/#F!DYlSjTqY!NQ0lr0fUqFxu7b9luFpNuQ

>Listen to Soundtrack Here:


http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://soundcloud.com/jeff-liu

>Buy "Attack the Light" for $2.99
Android:https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.turner.stevenrpg&hl=en
iOS:https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/attack-light-steven-universe/id941380906?mt=8

>Extended Intro
https://wwwyoutube.com/watch?v=9BfOx56KSxQ [Open] [Embed]
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I cant even
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First for ass
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Post personal character themes
>https://youtu.be/Y8DekFFCE5c
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thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckZlj2p8W9M
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Would people want me to continue the stripperdot/steven+garnet/pearl greentext from yesterday, or start doing one about pic related?
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>>1128814
Continue the greentext
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>>1129297
>>1129297
Already started the Garnet/Jasper one in the other thread, sorry >>1129047
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>>1129399
HAHA FUCKING PARASITE
https://youtu.be/T18E58vOTus
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Why is she so hot?
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>>1130259
This post again! Fucking incredible
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>>1130295
Stop responding to him. He'll go away.
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>>1130259
Of Friend, is is not the boner on peisne outside that of be.
but yetting the boner that stand with INSide that borkleva heart into the Zuker

For Por body of wombat, but soul of dove.
Dove who peisne big purple tit mess hair and ayy lmao

truly is of truly beauty
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I failed you homie, I'm so sorry. I had the inspiration, but it died.

Anonymous 01/23/16(Sat)18:22:01 No.1108326▶
>>1108246
Jasper/Pearl fluffy

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http://pastebin.com/CSH0gnTq

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Willing to take other requests.
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>>1111111

i missed it
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>>1130773
All it was is that it just said "I like cartoons"
Nothing more. No image
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>>1130584
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1feWQ1ilVz8
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>>1130795

/sug/ has failed me

FOR THE LAST TIME
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>>1130840
Isn't that Greg's VA?
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>>1130727
Ruby and Sapphire fisting
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>>1130727
if you're taking requests, please do something lewd with sardonyx
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>>1130727
Peridot getting babied, or a continuation of the cut scene of Amy explaining how to shapeshift a digestive system to her
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>tfw we won't find out what's happening with SU for another week
>tfw there might not even be any new episodes in February
HELP
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http://www.generatorland.com/usergenerator.aspx?id=10737
Show me your theories /sug/
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>>1130487
thats what we said about Tea anon in /co/
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>>1131635
Well, besides being able to fuse with humans, nothing yet. But if Steven bridges a fusion between a full human and a full gem, and something even slightly resembling an improvement happens to either party, I'm gonna be conceived Rose was planning Steven for other reasons than merely love.
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>>1131682
>edgy steven universe theory generator
>what if:
>Steven is the reincarnation of rose

....wait.
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>>1131682
WHAT IF

>Peridot is a knife

Well, this doesn't seem likely, Peridot isn't really sharp.
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>>1131531
Of course it would anon. That's how Steven and Connie can be sexually active without letting her parents find out.
Because you just know Dr. Maheswaran insists on hymen checks of her daughter when she comes back from spending a night at a boy's house.

>>1131635
Well Steven has already demonstrated his ability to fuse with humans that Gems clearly don't have.
But even moreso, his capacity for apathy and understanding is currrently beyond that of any of the Gems we've seen. Even Rose actually.
Steven's sage wisdom he pulls out at times largely comes from his human life/interactions, and applying it to the Gems.
His existence is a figurative and literal bridge between the species so they can learn from each other easier.
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>>1131689
Yeah, and then he went away!
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>>1131682
>What if Rose was dead
THAT'S WHAT SHE WANTS YOU TO THINK
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>>1131689
haven't seen him on /co/ for the last few bombs, so there has to be some truth to the statement
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>>1131682
>What if Greg was a Homeworld experiment
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What's a painless way to die?
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>>1131682
>what is steven was gay
this show would be the fucking worst.
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>>1131682
>ronaldo was a gun

well he probably has a hair trigger, if you catch my drift.
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>>1130727
Steven/Peridot lewd
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>>1131682
>what if nanafua was a good guy
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>>1131682
>What if centipeedle was pink diamond
well....
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>>1131701
The only thing I can think of is probably some sort of immunity to some gem technology like when he was helping Ruby escape in Jaibreak
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>>1131635
so far all he's shown is immunity to Gem Disruption tech, which was invaluable but very situational
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>>1131728
he died.
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>>1131682
>what if Yellow Diamond is the White Diamond?
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>>1131701
>reasons for having Steven
Do you think Greg expressed interest in having a child, or did Rose bring it up? Greg doesn't seem like the type, but of course he has played the role well besides.

And how could Greg agree to the consequences, try to imagine that playing out
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>>1131682
>what if god was one of us
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>>1126650
>Girls Not Allowed Edition
>girls
we have those ?
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>>1131812
>how could Greg agree to the consequences
I'm willing to bet Rose didn't tell him what would happen.
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>>1131830
we like to pretend we do
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>>1131682
>STEVEN IS THE PINK DIAMOND
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>>1126650
So any news on when this hiatus will be over?
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>>1131830
We're all girls stop denying it
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>>1131682
>What if Garnet is a ghost
Holy shit...
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>>1131854
Before you know it
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>>1131682
Gems are the successors to their masters.

the Nobel metals
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>>1131870
when are they gonna kiss
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>>1131854
yes.
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>>1131682
>Centipeetle is straight
Triggered
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Post fun but arousing comics.
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>Ronaldo is a lie
>steven is a ghost
>Kofi was not real
>Cookie Cat was part of the Diamond Triumverate
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>>1131682
>What If Yellowtail is two lesbians in a trenchcoat?
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>>1131918
Never
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>>1131701
>fusing with humans
>>1131726
>unmatched empathy
>>1131798
>immunity to gem disruption tech

All of this, and he's so young.
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>>1131950
The truth is out
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>>1131682
>What if Vidalia was a human?
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lets all watch zach miss a hundred Thresh hooks
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>>1131834
She really fucked everyone over
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>>1131961
he also has a dick
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>>1131935
what the fuck is this
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>>1131682
>Citrine was Bad
Who the fuck is Citrine
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>>1131830
yeah they're typically the most angry and aggressive posters, especially when when it becomes clear they're dealing with other girls
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We should stream some episodes
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>>1131980
glad I don't know what any of this means
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>>1131682
>Mayor Dewey was corrupt
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>>1132008
this
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>>1131990
just an AU
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>>1131834
>I'm willing to bet Rose didn't tell him what would happen.
FUCK. I want Pearl and Greg to bond over the loss of Rose over this tidbit of information if it turns out to be true.
Then to furiously make love in the back of his van in order to numb the pain.
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>>1131682
>Sadie's Song is actually the best episode
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>>1132037
A shitty au.
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>>1132039
and get Pearl pregnant
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>>1131682
What if Connie was a bad guy
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Good night /sug/!
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Steven Universe is soing a pretty good job at keeping me distracted from the real world.

I'm not going to school or working and still live at home.

I don't know how long this is gonna last.
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>>1132039
why didn't they just had a three way, look at them, they seem all happy. there was literally nothing keeping them from doing it
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>>1132064
Well my dick likes it
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>>1132094
>I don't know how long this is gonna last.
which part?
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>>1131682
>What if Ruby was straight

Kek'd
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>>1130727
Malachite crying
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>>1132039
when will pearl just be loved?
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>>1132170
When japser comes along and satisfies her powerful gem lust
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>>1132039
I want Pearl to break Greg's arm in 2 places with one punch.

Actually want I REALLY want is for Pearl to learn that Rose wasn't so great and that she doesn't need her.
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>>1132170
When she lowers her standards and gives Dewey a chance
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>>1132183
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>>1132170
She already is. [spoiler]I love her[/spoiler]
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>>1132064
I like it.
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How many freaks are in this thread? I mean I got more requests for Jasper than anything but there didn't seem to bee too many Jasperfags on last night and earlier today when I posted this Jasper fiction earlier.

http://pastebin.com/H3shhuL1

Anyway, if you're a Freak and haven't seen this give it a read and tell me what you think.
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>>1131682

Greg was present for the war 6000 years ago.
"It's not like I was there..."
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>>1132213
she'll never know that though.

she'll be able to recall what that feeling felt like for a while but eventually that will fade too.
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>>1132008
I would love this
and there's another perk of /trash/! nobody to ban you for posting "advertisements"
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>>1132260
>6k years ago
What civilizations were on the planet back then
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>>1132249
I like it, though the whole rape scenario isn't really my cup of tea. Other than that, it's great.
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>>1132170
Once she learns to love herself.
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>>1132278
Well, even though she won't know that i love her (since she's not real), at least she has Steven and the rest that love and appreciate her.
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>>1131682
>>1131682

>What if Pearl is gay
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>>1132183
would be nice if her redemption consists in pearl taking care of her after malachite unfuses.hopefully she would see rose's faults on her and recognize her own worth.

god, i think I'm starting to shipping them
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>>1132307
that's a hard thing to come by for a being that was defective and near worthless from the very start.

how many of thousands of years do you think she was looked down on and belittled for simply existing while serving her purpose as a servant pearl before meeting rose?

how many years do you think it was drilled into her head how much of an utter embarrassment mistake she was and how thankful she was left to serve function other than pearl dust recycling
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>>1132330
what if we're the ones who aren't real
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Steven meeting Rose in a dream is going to be the biggest emotional punch in the series
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>>1132170
I can think of at least 3 people that love her anon, also what this anon said.
>>1132307
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I have been saving things willy nilly into my standard pictures/documents folders on two different computers for like months now. sorting them into the right folders is gonna take forever
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>>1132170
When she fuses with another Pearl
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>>1132170
steven already loves her
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>>1132294

Post-neolithic civilizations were developing. With the capacity for spoken languages and basic architecture, as well as permanent agricultural settlements.

Developing cultures in Malta, Egypt, the Fertile Crescent Region, and all around the Indus and Yellow Rivers would have seen the war.
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>>1132387
Imagine if she talked to Steven like she talked to Garnet the first time.
>"Oh Steven, you're turning out just like I knew you would"
>"You're developing quite nicely!"
>"When I thought about the miracle I could bring into the world, I had no problem with giving myself up for you."
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>>1132367
You know for Rose supposedly being so great and having such love for everything she sure fucked up when it came to how she treated Pearl.

Pearl couldn't be in the state she is unless Rose has no regard for her emotional state and just manipulated her and used her like a tool.
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>>1132393
>tfw collection is spread randomly across computer and phone
Fuck
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>>1132393
>mfw someone actually saved my drawing
You know i knew this was gonna be deleted on sight when i posted it on /co/ i didn't think anyone actually saved it then
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>>1132436
I honestly think Rose assumed she'd always be there until she impulsively feel for greg
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How often does Pearl diddle Steven's penis?
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>>1132426
Wow, how about that.

You can't blame gems for finding humans worthless when for thousands of years they were savage shits. Imagine them witnessing one of many medieval torture devices on an innocent

Or something as simple as how women were treated for the longest time
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>>1132436
I agree, Rose seemed to capitalize on the deficiencies of her supporters, both real and self-perceived in order to use them effectively.
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>>1132465
it's hot as fuck and I love it
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>>1132473
Not often, it get's in the way a lot.
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>>1132473
Every night after a certain misunderstanding.
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>>1132436
rose gave pearl her individuality and then gave it back to her in the form of leaving again.

pearl before greg with rose just before was probably still clingy in certain ways and rose probably didn't want pearl to just fall into her role of a pearl without thinking about it.

that being said just imagine having the one thing in the universe that didn't think of you as an accident defective ripped away from you and all your self worth and reason for existing leaves and not only leaves you but does it for reasons you don't fully grasp until you think about how much you love steven and even then...
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I hope Rose turns out to have a dark past, merely for the shitty "every rose has its thorns" line I pray they use.
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>>1132426
That's amazing to think about. They were damn near monkeys, what did Rose SEE?
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>>1132560
of course she has a dark past. She had to have had some important role in the hollowing out of planets, otherwise she wouldn't have been on earth to soak her panties when she saw everything.
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>>1132556
We need more racist Peedee on the double.
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>>1132560
Well, in historical friction they said someone who does everything right and has no flaw is lame so I guess we'll see Rose doing something fucked up in the past.
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>>1132477

They wouldn't have seen any of that, really.

At around this point in human history, there were some semi-barbarous wars fought over resources, but the daily lives of humans were quite peaceful and survival-based.

Women weren't really treated so differently at this point, as that really only started to get bad when cultures become more uniquely developed later on.

I think Gems would have just thought of humanity at this point as a minor competitor for the resources on the planet.
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/sug/, I need all your adorable pictures of Lapis to distract me from the crushing loneliness long enough for me to fall asleep.
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>>1132556
I love racist PeeDee and I don't know why
It's just one of those things that just clicks even though we all know it will never be canon.
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>>1132601
here are some of her adorable eggies
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>>1132563
Maybe how fast we evolved technologically?
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>>1132560
Of course Rose did bad things. She outright told Greg there were things about her past that she didn't want to tell him.
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>>1132601
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>>1132563

Nah, man. Humans have pretty much looked the same for the last 100,000 years. We just got better at passing on knowledge around 10,000 years ago.

Physiologically, we've been the same monkeys for a long, long time.
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>>1132601
she's on your couch, anon
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>>1132556
So Peedee is younger than Steven, right? Or is he a manlet too?
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>>1132601
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>>1132642

[spoiler]I don't even have a couch[/spoiler]
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>>1132601
You, just like Lapis, will stop being lonely once you stop pushing people away.

Let people in anon.
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>>1132645
Probably near the same age as Connie.
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>>1132601
Isn't she just precious?
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>>1132601
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Peridot x Lapis fusion confirmed???
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>>1132601
I'm not going to post happy Lapis images, water you gonna do to stop me?
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>>1132665
I must ask, why do people who clearly hate being alone push others away?
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gonna take a hand at some fanfiction
you filthy niggers are gonna help
give me some prompts to work with
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>>1132601
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>>1132726
nah
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>>1132726
No you dumb faggot. Stop posting such obvious shit that uses the "New episode later" banner.
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>>1132735
"Who's on first" with Peridot and Pearl.
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>>1132301
Honestly I don't like it that much either, nor do I like writing stories where the reader is a character that much. I just couldn't really think of how to write Jasper otherwise.

I will give her another story someday when she is back in the show. Especially if she gets even a hit of a canon ship at some point.
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>>1132689

Creepy fae Lapis is my favorite
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>>1132735
Peridot gets lost in town and enters a secret sex shop
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>>1132735
Pearl dominating Peridot?
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>>1132732
I think it's an issue of self-worth. They tend to think they aren't good enough or don't deserve to be happy.

Also social anxiety. It's just one of those things.

>>1132735
What kind of fiction, I'd be more than happy to help you out.
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>>1132601
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>>1132112
What makes you think they didn't...?
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>>1132735
Garnet jerking off in public with Amethyst.
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>>1132735
A nuclear submarine has an encounter with Malachite
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>>1132601
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>>1132726
better fusion
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>>1132601
This is the cutests I have.
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>>1132735
The Beatles find Malachite with their yellow submarine.
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>>1132820
>>1132726
whoever did this fake might have been inspired from this pic now that I look at it
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>>1132601
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>>1132112
I want a story where Rose makes Pearl join in and do it with Greg, only for them to start to like each other and end up in a sweet three way relationship.
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>>1132820
>2 gems
>5 eyes
Nigga what are you even doing?
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>>1132601
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>>1132735
seconding >>1132848
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>>1132757
i liked the reader thing, but i can see how it kinda limits your options, both as a writer and a reader.

On one hand, giving the reader insert defined actions/dialogue/thoughts makes the story easier to write, instead of making it a choice-based story.

On the other, the person reading may not necessarily act like the insert in the story, and might not enjoy it as much because of that.

I also agree that there isn't really another way to write Jasper that tries to stay true to her limited canon personality, without jumping into headcanon territory.

TLDR: You juggled all the challenges pretty well. Kudos, WriteBro!
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>>1132820
pic related is still the best lapidot fusion i've seen

but the floaty arms don't work now that we know the limb enhancers aren't a part of peridot
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>>1132885
>2 gems
>2 eyes
what is opal even thinking

(none of these things are set in stone I think)
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>>1132888
Indexer where are you!
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>>1132896
Exactly. That is why I chose to have you in the story have no freedom in your actions, because the second they start making decisions or speaking much you get a huge disconnect between the reader and the character.

Anyway, I have two ideas on deck for non-lewd stories I am going to work on. After that I'm gong to come back here with like 4 story concepts and have people vote on them with a strawpoll.

I'm still debating if that Jasper story is good enough to post on my HF and AO3 accounts.
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>>1132919
Not that anon but that doesn't make any sense. I could understand limbs or eyes not being used, but where does the bonus one come from?
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>>1132784
>What kind of fiction, I'd be more than happy to help you out
anything
>>1132776
i could do this, i'll try and bust it out by the end of this week
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>>1132919
They have yet to show a fusion that got MORE limbs than the combined number of gems. They've shown them having less, but never more.
>Opal has 4 eyes put in, 2 eyes came out
>Garnet has 3 eyes put in, 3 eyes came out
>Sardonyx has 5 eyes put in, 4 eyes came out
>Sugilite has 5 eyes put in, 5 eyes came out
Alexandrite has 7 eyes put in, an unclear number that appears to be 5 but may be 7 came out
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>>1132888
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>>1132948
combined powers making some sort of seer-ish third sight? brainy logic head gem + mirror water magic? idk ask the artist
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>>1132885

Lapis and Peridot seems like it would be pretty unstable. We got six arms with Malachite and a false face with Alexandrite, so I'm okay with a fifth eye.
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>>1132735
Peridot uses the internet to learn about humans, learns more then she expected, takes it surprisingly well
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>>1132970
Malachite breaks this pattern though, with her having 6 arms.
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>>1132964
If you do that idea you should have her run into the good pizza sister in the shop. I think it would be funny to see her character seen in such a situation.
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>>1133009
Those are pretty much just legs.
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>>1133039

They're pretty arm-y legs
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>>1133039
Yeah, but its still 6 arms, even if 4 function as legs.
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>>1132732
>>1132732
Im sad because i eat, and i eat because im sad.
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>>1132945
I mean, I think it's good enough for AO3 or HF. Plus, it'd be more convenient to find than on Pastebin.

Also, any tips for an aspiring WriteFriend?
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>T-those don't count.
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>>1133009
>malachite
Point taken. I guess that is some kind of proof. Though I'm more willing to understand excess limbs than I am excess eyes.

>>1133002
Her second mouth isn't that weird when there's 4 gems composing her. Especially since she's pretty clearly unstable.
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Writefag reporting in, any requests?

>>1133071
Not that guy, but embrace how much you suck at it initially and just write everything. It's like any other craft that you need to practice.

These were helpful for me:
>http://www.openculture.com/2015/04/kurt-vonneguts-8-tips-on-how-to-write-a-good-short-story.html
>https://litreactor.com/essays/chuck-palahniuk/stocking-stuffers-13-writing-tips-from-chuck-palahniuk
>http://www.amazon.com/Self-Editing-Fiction-Writers-Second-Edition/dp/0060545690
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>>1133103
fusions are greater than the sum of their parts
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>>1133183
I just noticed >>1132735 further up thread, I may swipe one of those. Still looking for prompts though if anyone else has ideas.
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>>1131682
>what if Sour Cream was Lars

what
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>>1133183
peridot playing space station 13
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>>1133183

A clown griffing Peridot.
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I finally finished her. What do you guys think?
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>>1133239
is it for sale
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>>1133239
cute/10
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>>1133234
"Clown" as in literal circus clown?
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>>1131682
>What if Rainbow Quartz was present for the war 6000 years ago

Someone should update this shit. The war was 5,500 years ago.

Also, how long after finding out about Garnet do you think it was before Pearl wanted to fuse with Rose?
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>>1133071
What helps me is I try to think of a point in the cannon I want my story to take place, then I try to think of situations that I could conceivably see a character being in.

I find that when you are writing about pre-established characters it's typically a good idea to try to have their personalities be as close to their canon personality as you possibly can in the context of the story. If they write them saying something try to imagine if you could see them actually saying that if they were in that situation.

I typically suggest that you attempt for the most part to only write about character that are in the show as well. Having OC or insert characters can make writing a believeable story harder.

Clearly I broke these rules with that Jasper fictoin, and I'm not saying these are absolute rules you need to follow. That's just the general mindset I have when I write.

One of the most important things I find is feedback, so don't be afraid to post work here and ask people to tell you what they think of it.

If you ever want me to read something you wrote well.. I suppose the best way would be to leave a message on my HF account or just use my name here. I'm usually on late at night.

http://www.hentai-foundry.com/user/Yotsuba/profile
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>>1133183
peridot denying the holocaust
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>>1133239
don't ask us what we think just post it next time.
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>>1133239

>enhancers
>that smug face

Very good. The gem looks off-center, though.
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>>1133239
It looks good.

>>1133288
There is nothing wrong with seeking feedback.
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>>1133258
No, but I've been thinking about selling some at conventions. I just don't think they would sell well.
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>>1133262
As long as it took her mind to circle back around to Rose after meeting Garnet.

Wonder what that conversation looked like.
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>>1133299
For sure! Move it to the right?
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>>1133239
bretty good, I can't tell if there's something or not in her lap tho
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>>1133262
Maybe she suspected it all along since that third eye and two gems?
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>>1133333
>33333
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>>1133183
Thanks for the advice guys, I'll be sure to keep this stuff in mind!
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>>1133333
Noice digits
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>>1133300
ask for critic then.
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>>1133333
>quints
>wasted on misunderstanding a post
Anon, the question was how long was it before Pearl, having seen Garnet being made from two gems caring for each other, turned to Rose and said "FUSE ME HARD ROSEY"
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>>1133239
Looks pretty good, how big is it?

Place a bill or something to compare sizes, or just tell us the size.

I usually hate the beads art stuff because they are mainly used for Megaman sprites and that's lame (not that I hate Megaman, but it's so overused it became lame), what you did is great man.

Do you have a store or something or just a hobby?, if you could mail these things without it falling apart I would buy it.
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wehn will pururin be back? no more free faps at fakku sucks.
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>>1133407
>no more free faps at fakku sucks

Wait what?

I haven't been in Fakku in a real while, did they jew themselves?
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>>1133387
....they did, by asking us what we think
r u having a bad day
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>>1133401
Thanks man! I hate the super simple bead art. I kinda skipped over it. I like doing larger, more complex characters instead. Here is a pokemon card for reference.
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>>1133395
>FUSE ME HARD ROSEY
My error was worth it
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>>1133422
Well don't ever bother going back again then. Trust me.
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>>1133439
Holy crap thats a big Peri
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>>1133433
yes. and i don't wana encourage hug box.
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>>1133439
Wow, it's really big.
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>>1133476
Showing a small indication towards familiarity and asking how something you've worked on turned out rather than asking "for a critique" does not a hug box make, anon
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>>1133476
?? how is asking for feedback encouraging a hugbox
eh whatever i hope your day gets better
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>>1133071
>I mean, I think it's good enough for AO3 or HF.

Fan fiction and fan fiction sites have standards? News to me. Is some of this horseshit supposed to be fine literature or something? It's fan fiction. You're all just making characters fuck. Let's not pretend we're working with quality here.
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>>1133538
Quality/readability is often all over the place
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>>1133538
>he's never read a quality fan fiction before

I've read fanfiction better than the source material. It's not common and I doubt any of the people on /sug/ are writing it, but when it's good it's good.

Almost all "original" things out there are derivatives anyway.
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>>1133573
What you need to do is go into it with the realization that it's all fucking bad and you can't possibly make anything worse than some of what's already out there.

I've read some unbelievably bad fan fiction that people love the absolute hell out of. Fan fiction is inherently cringeworthy so there's no point being too self-conscious with it. Just fucking do it.
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>>1133579
>I doubt any of the people on /sug/ are writing it

Wait til you read mine, buddy!!!!!
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>>1133616
Fuck off, it's every night with this shit.
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>>1133609
Why's it all bad? Because they're not employed writers for the show?
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>>1133624
Gotta keep the brand alive!!!!!
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So iv been thinking about what to do for my next Au comic strip, should it e another light hearted one or should i make it a bit more lenghty and serious?
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>>1133635
Because for the most part they're making the characters enact their relationship fantasies. Sure, there are writers who care about actual storytelling but like you said, it's pretty rare. Not to mention wasted potential when these people could be writing original stories and potentially selling or adapting them somehow.
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>>1133688
>Not to mention wasted potential when these people could be writing original stories and potentially selling or adapting them somehow.

I used to think this too. I always feel mildly guilty writing fanfic when I could be working on actual OC instead.

But the weird thing is, even my shittiest fanfic gets people commenting, saying how much they loved <x>, yelling at me for making them feel suspenseful. I've had a lot of great conversations, and I can see that kudos counter go up and it's frankly awesome and addicting to know exactly how many people got something out of my work.

When I finally got my OC officially published, it was a huge rush and I was proud of it. This was a short story published in a magazine, not a novel, but still. I've heard jack shit from anyone besides the editor. As far as I know, barely anyone's read it. Nobody cares. The paycheck was nice but I make bank at my day job so it doesn't matter, really.

I've kind of come full circle now. It's a waste in that I'm not creating more characters, but I feel like writing fic just reaches more people easier than OC does.
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>>1133718
People love fast food because it's salty and makes you feel good for a little while.

Of course the plebes won't appreciate your gourmet meal as much. It's more expensive and their pallets can't comprehend the flavor.
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Good gord. I think some of you miss the point, abandoning thread. See you tomorrow night.
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>>1133753
That's true, most popular things are terrible.

The thing is, I don't think my fanfiction is any worse quality than my OC. I actually think a few of my fics are better than the OC that got officially published in terms of technique. I don't need to invent a character to tell a great story with them. I just need to understand them.
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>pearl will never be real
>i will never take her to a play on a date
>i will never clean up with her
>i will never hold her until she pretends to fall asleep
>she will never pretend to be sleeping while i fall asleep holding her
>ill never hold her when she wakes up from her first nightmare
>ill never hold her and tell her i love her
>ill never tell comfort her
>ill never dry her tears when she cries about how she is useless on her own
>ill never reassure her that she is amazing
>ill never be able to tell her how beautiful her nose is
>ill never be able to listen to her complain about everything
>ill never listen to her nerd out over so many things
>ill never tell her that her volume is too low at new years eve

Life is truly suffering. Is there any way out?
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>>1133760
I just got here. what's going on?
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>>1133753
>pallets

how do i keep doing this
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>>1133771
But doesn't it feel a little like cheating using entire characters and settings from something else?

At the end of the day, when you're dead as shit maybe, the only thing that's going to matter will be your original material. If you want to create an enduring piece of art you've got to at least shoot for it.
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>>1133753
This is the most pretentious shit I've read today.
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>>1133774
People started taking a hobby way to seriously while trying to shame people that "waste" their talents by not writing original stories, because apparently me writing a few fictions qualifies me to be an author.
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>>1133796
Stick around pal, I can top it yet
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>>1133777
Worst gif ever
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>>1133797
I'm not saying it's a waste and I'm not shaming you for writing it. My point is

>>1133609
>Fan fiction is inherently cringeworthy so there's no point being too self-conscious with it. Just fucking do it

I like reading what the writefags here come up with. I just think it's silly to think "oh this isn't good enough for fucking fan fiction dot net"
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>>1133773

>even if Pearl was real you would never be friends with her
>Pearl will never try to suffocate you in space
>she will never try to starve you to death
>she will never forget to pack water for a 50 year trip
>you will never die in a firey explosion because she can't build for shit
>she will never watch you dangle off a cliff until you inevitably loose your grip
>she will never use a holopearl to stab you in the back
>she will never try to stab you in the forehead

Why even bother living?
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>>1133793
It's definitely easier to write an established character than it is to create one. And my ridiculous ass fanfiction is never going to be taught in literature classes, sure. I don't feel like it's "cheating" though, because I'm not competing against anyone or doing it to be a Certified Good Writer. You can say that writing non-fantasy is "cheating" because you're not bothering to do any worldbuilding just as easy as you can say it's cheating to use someone else's setting. It's not a contest of difficulty. I'm honestly trying to reach out to people and entertain them, maybe get them to feel something. Doesn't make a difference to me if I have a legacy after my death or or not, I'd rather just enjoy my work now when I'm alive.
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>>1133833
Fair enough I guess, maybe it was silly for me to say that. I posted it about ten minutes ago anyway.
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I'm bored. Smutty greentext requests I guess
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>>1133833
>I just think it's silly to think "oh this isn't good enough for fucking fan fiction dot net"
I've been one of the posters saying that fanfiction can be great, and I second this. Just put it out there, there are already thousands of fics shittier than yours up there. It'll help you get better, anyway.
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>>1133861
Plus practice and more readily available feedback
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>>1132791
Greg had a son with Rose, not Rainbow Quartz.
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>>1133871
Steven cucks Connie with Tinydot.
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>>1133871
Some Jasadie would hit the spot right about now
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>>1133871

Rose's moss getting infected with smut.
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I want to make Peridot laugh. I want to make her life worth living.
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>>1133887
Why is your life worth living and hers isn't
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>>1133797
Hey though. It's your hobby and writing I think is creative. I think you should just do as you please.

If it makes you happy then do it. I know I kept going with my hobby and I think in time I gotten better at what I do, when it comes to cooking or drawing.

I cook but I'm not a chef, I draw but I'm not an artist. It's just good fun and the people around me seem to enjoy it so why not keep at it.
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>>1133861
Eh, fair enough I guess.

>Doesn't make a difference to me if I have a legacy after my death or or not
truly a braver man than I
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>>1132170
She's got plenty of love, you're just overexaggurating.
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Next episode when?
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>>1133891
Who said it was?
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>>1133899

It was confirmed to be around late 2016; early 2017 at the latest. So it is coming up pretty soon.
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>>1133903
You seem to know a thing or two about what makes life worth living
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>>1132112
>Rose talks up human sex to pearl, talks about how to create the necessary organs, goes on and on about how it's a little like fusion
>Talks about how much fun she's having with Greg
>Pearl's need to be Rose's Special Person and general rage at Greg intensifies
>Suggests they try the sex on their own
>"Haha! Pearl, you're so silly. Why would we do this? It's a human thing. Maybe if we had a human involved..."
>Pearl decides to Do it For Her

Can you even imagine what a shitstorm that would be? It would probably end up with Pearl seriously injuring Greg.
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Pssst.
Anyone interested in stripperdot?
10 million hours on an iphone
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>>1134025
It looks great phoneanon. Nice work.
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>>1134025
Worth the wait, man. It's great.
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>>1134025
What app
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>>1133797
Is this based off of another tumblr comic?
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>>1134041
>>1134042
Thanks friends. I almost thought I wasn't gonna be able to do it, but I made it through.
>>1134059
Pic related, auto desk sketchbook
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>>1132170
When she returns to her diamond.
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>>1133422
Pulled all non-official scans in the name of supporting artists.
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>>1134025
Original requester here

My hero

Peri best skankfu
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>>1134138
So, they're charging for other people work while said people don't see any of the money?
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What's everyone's least favorite episode, if you have one?

Mine's Love Letters
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>>1134025
>Peridot blows kisses out to the audience, now reduced to nothing but her chunky stripper heels
>So high off the scent of sex and complete euphoria, she stumbles and falls into Steven's arms backstage
>She proudly shows him the wad of sweaty bills she kept stuffed between her cheeks
>She has him count up the total
>$21
>Peridot fans herself with her earnings and practices some more advanced moves in the mirror
>She blows a kiss into the mirror
>She leans in closer and presses her breasts into the mirror
>The cold glass makes her blush and moan
>She begins to make out with her reflection
>Steven watches from the doorway and whacks off
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>>1134199
That Uncle Grandpa one. I've tried to watch it twice and noped out each time. It's the only episode I haven't finished. Not my kind of humor.
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>>1134199
Joking Victim is pretty weak to me
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>>1134199
Always Sadie's Song.
>>1134227
I'm glad they announced that it was non-canon early on, I don't know why I bit Matt's tweet. It was definitely a little too experimental for the show but I wouldn't call it a total failure.
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>>1134227
I'm right there with you.
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>>1134201
I like it, good stuff anon.
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>>1134199
Beach Party. Not even worth it for pearl feet
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>>1134232
Now that's forgettable.
>Lars is a dick like always
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>>1134199
Love Letters.

Jamie is nice but the episode was not good, for me.
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>>1134139
Truth
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>>1134199
Garnets Universe. Hated the art style of the story, wasn't ever hooked into the "whimsical" factor of it all and I didn't much care for the effort to make an entire episode on one joke.
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>>1134199
Island Adventure.

Iffy unresolved Larsadie causes full body cringe
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>>1134254
Did Jamie's pretentious love letters remind you of fourteen year-old you too?
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>>1134201
>Not "Spends all day Whackering"
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>>1134199
Another vote for Garnet's Universe

what a fuckin waste of time
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>>1134134
She already has her Pink Diamond.
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>>1134199
House Guest. Alone Together is pretty high up there also.

>>1134264
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit taste.
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>>1134247
>Steven sneaks in quietly, wearing nothing but his pink shirt
>Spooks Peridot by giving her a slap on the buns
>She jumps and bonks her head on the mirror
>He holds her in place there and tells her to keep going
>She blushes and agrees, looking at her own reflection, tongue grazing over the cold glass, fantasizing about making out with herself
>The great and lovable peridot
>Steven encourages her, telling her she's already super cute
>So two Peridots is even cuter
>They start to talk dirty, about how Steven could fuck both of them until they pass out
>He could jerk off while they 69 eachother
>One can eat his ass, the other choke on his cock

>>1134274
Goddamnit, knew I forgot something
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>>1134254
I rewatched Love Letters last night

It's not as bad as I remembered, At least its not a fucking ronaldo episode
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>>1134277
>>1134264
it was cute you fuckjugs
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>>1134201
>>1134287
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>>1134310
>bald garnet
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Who coloured >>1131032 without telling me? It's not like I don't appreciate it, but it's kind of weird other people would do my job for me.
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>>1134286
>not liking house guest
>not liking dear old dad
>not liking the reason Steven's healing powers aren't consistent.
>not liking pearl rubbing herself off from all the oil

Man I don't even know how to classify tastes as shit as this.

>>1134310
If I wanted cute I would just fucking watch any other episode instead of the garbage that Steven imagined.
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>>1134336
this nigga gets it
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>>1134336
So much whiny yet monotone Greg in House Guest.
>dear old dad
Name a worse song.
>self cleaning oil spill bird
Only good part of episode. That relieved sigh
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>>1134326
>Garnet casually walks by and gives Steven a thumbs up
>He turns and gives it right back, balls slapping away against Peri's flat little ass
>Eventually both their legs give out from underneath them, and they fall to their knees, Peri's face still smushed against the mirror
>She nervously asks Steven to pull on her hair a little
>He accepts, reminding her he only wants to hurt her if she wants him to
>He grabs the top of her triangle and pulls backwards
>In the mirror she sees him towering above her, yanking her hair and pounding her from behind
>He leans in over her and smooches her neck, biting it hard, before running his tongue over it, healing up her bite marks
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>>1134266
I don't hate this episode but what the fuck were the gems doing while steven was missing for 2 weeks or whatever
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>>1134379
And Lars parents, sadies parents, the state of the Big Donut without them
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>>1134379
You know anon, that is something that always bothered me about that episode as well.
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>>1134368
Greg is the whiny lazy bastard that would stay at your place for months still trying to find that "job" while eating your food and jacking off in the kitchen sink. But you keep him around because he's good for a joke.

>name a worse song
Steven and the Stevens.
I actually don't like Steven as a singer and hearing 4 of him almost made me quit this series.

And fuck yeah. That episode is redeemed from those 5 seconds of pearl.
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>>1134379
Whatever, they we probably having an orgy with the rest of beach city.
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>>1134336
>>1134420
Guys, I'm one of the biggest Pearlfags you will ever find and I don't like that oil scene that much. It's got super wonky animation. I mean her head is tiny and when she is done her head seems to change size really fast.

What am I missing here? I like the idea of Pearl of the scene but..
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>>1134199
>>1134254
>Not appreciating sexy wet Garnet
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>>1134420
>Greg is the whiny lazy bastard that would stay at your place for months still trying to find that "job" while eating your food and jacking off in the kitchen sink. But you keep him around because he's good for a joke.

that falls flat as according to the creators most of Greg's money goes into Steven's stuff as the Gems don't have jobs, Greg at least has his car wash
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>>1132037
I know that Gem is just "crystalised semen" but does it still work like a Gem? Can she summon a weapon? Can she shapeshift? Can she fuse?
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>>1134457
I know what you mean
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>>1134457
It means you are not a mindless sheep and actually have a differing a opinion.
it also means you are not the biggest pearlfag and if I ever catch you say I g lies like that again I'll slit your virtual throat.
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>Joking Victim
>Island Adventure
>Garnet's Universe
>Say Uncle
>House Guest
>Love Letters
>Beach Party

I agree with every least favorite episode listed in the thread except Alone Together. Maybe I'll throw in The Answer, have to rewatch first.
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>>1134469
I guess...
Why did he even open a car wash of all things?
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>>1134485
Can't we all just be sexy friends here?
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>>1134505
Yes
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>>1134494
The Answer is what got me started on the show, still one of my favorites. Not trying to be like >your opinion is wrong desu but that's odd to me.
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>>1134512
No bimbodot
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MFW I'm watching an episode of Home Movies called "Hiatus".

>>1134519
Kek, holy fuck your a newfag. Well better late than never my friend.
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>>1134199
the only episode I don't like (yes, I like, or am indifferent to, every other ep mentioned in this thread) is Island Adventure

>lars portrayed as the bad guy even though sadie kidnapped them, even when steven warned them there might be a gem monster on the island
>CGs/Greg didn't notice Steven was missing for weeks
>Lars' and Sadie's parents didn't notice they were missing for weeks
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>>1134370
My erection is reaching perfection
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>>1134546
Any requests, anon? I'm not quite sure where I wanna take it now
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>>1134525
>Home Movies

Great show. Dr Katz is better though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSCkcKPDma8
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>>1134268
I never wrote a love letter tbqhwy
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>>1134519
I'm laughing at the way you worded this
You're so new

Only parts I remember enjoying:
>cute garnet/Steven at the very start and very end
>cotton candy garnet
>pic related
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>>1134549
Steven cums in her mouth, she tries to like it but is secretly disgusted by the taste
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>>1134494

the answer has the best song and the bes backgrounds fuck u faggot
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>>1134567
Hot midget lovin does nothing for me

The whole show is pretty
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>>1134549
Steven needs to spank her obviously.

I had a stripper ask me to spank her once.. true fact. I did it but yeah..
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>>1134549
Peridot shapeshifts a dick and they both jack off and blow on each others tummies.
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>tfw eating peanut butter out a spoon at 4:30am to distract myself from the pain of knowing my waifu will never be real
Post your best Peri's
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>>1134578
What is real anon? Is anything real?
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>>1134578
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>>1134562
Biiiig head
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>>1134564
>>1134574
>>1134576
I didnt mention in this series in this thread, but yeah, Peri has a dong in this story

>Nervous about hurting her, or accidentally saying anything mean, Steven continues tugging on her hair
"S-sp...spanks?"
>Peridot manages to murmur out, tongue hanging out as she licks at her reflection, completely caught up in the sight of herself being fucked
>Her hands fumble around to grab hold of her swinging shaft, and she licks her palm before beginning to beat herself off, asking him, begging him for more
>Steven looks down at her tight, lime green booty and reluctantly slaps her--loud enough to be audible, but not enough to really hurt her
"More!"
>She looks over her shoulder at him with sharp fangs, tongue hanging out and drooling as he hammers her prostate
>He nods and gives her another palm smack, making her yelp and blush
>The look on her face is too cute to resist...and he can always heal her up later...
>He lays down the punishment, slapping her asscheeks back and forth, just like she asked
>Peridot goes full ahego in the mirror, using both little hands to jerk off her 4-inch erection
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>>1134549
Peridot forms a dog and Steven sucks it.
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>>1134607
>a dog
A cat is more his thing desu
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>>1134578
If the internet's taught you one thing it should be that real is only a reflection of deeper personal truth. You could make your waifu real if you wanted to.
It's more accurate to say
>to distract myself from the pain of knowing that I will never sacrifice enough to make my waifu real
which sounds a lot more pathetic. It makes me question your devotion to the cause, anon. Sorry you can only accept proper sacrifice when it's made for you by circumstance.
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>>1134607
*Dong.
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>>1134614
Stop trying to convince people to kill themselves.
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>>1133439
You do others? What other characters/designs do you do? Do you have a site? Do you take commissions?

I'd love a bead waifu on my wall, if, like the other anon said, it would not break during shipping.
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>>1134614
No tulpas anon. They are unclean, false abominations.
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>>1134604
Now we're talking.
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>>1134660
It looks like Lapis has the upper hand, for now.
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>>1134660
artist?

"Turn over Peridot..."
>Steven grunts, helping her onto her back
>He hoists one of her legs over his shoulder and continues plowing her
>With one hand she holds up her hanging, bouncing balls, the other continues whackering
>Her eyes practically roll back into her head, her mouth hanging wide open and her toesies wiggling and curling
"Peridot...I'm close to..."
>He groans between thrusts, his balls swelling and growing heavy, loudly slapping her ass
>Peridot can't even bring herself to speak, but the way her cock swells and twitches, it's clear she's close too
>Steven takes her wrist and pulls his cock out, laying his slippery, throbbing dick in her hand, while taking over jerking her off
>Both inexperienced lovers awkwardly tug eachother, until near-simultaniously they both spew, giggling as they both lose control, cum squirting off in every direction
>Peridot's visor gets a shot right across it, along with a thick squirt into her mouth
>She has no idea who's cum she's tasting, but feels herself starting to gag
>But understanding that an Earth slut always swallows, she simply smiles and forces it down, trying to get rid of the taste as soon as possible
>Steven, on the other hand, is more than happy to get to work cleaning her off, lapping over her tummy and tits, sucking on her softening cock lovingly
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>>1134632
It's the way to go. Just make sure to have rosary beads around your neck or something, no joke. I blew my brains out hoping I'd meet Mugi in the afterlife only to wind up being forcefully employed by satan for all eternity. I get paid minimum wage to sit in this fucking hell-cubicle and try to convince people on the internet to kill themselves.
Every time I get somebody to do themselves in the boss gives me a coupon for Pizza Hut. If I bring in ten coupons I get free bread-sticks with my order. I don't think I'll ever actually get to go to Pizza Hut but I've almost got seven coupons and I'm not stopping now.
>>1134636
If you think a pure-thought construct in the image of your one true love is unclean and false, how do you think the thought construct feels about you?
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>>1134688
You know, I don't remember if I ever learned the artists name but they post on /aco/

I like their stuff a lot.
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>>1134702
>Coupon to shitty ass Pizza Butt
Satan really is your employer
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>>1134688
You should throw this all into a pastebin when you are done for posterity's sake.
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>>1134725
Please do this, good shit
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>>1134725
>>1134739
Will do. I'm gonna put in one right now, then probably post it tomorrow night and ask for more requests, and continue it a little more
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>>1134752
Anyone into piss?

>Peridot catches peeks of Steven peeing
>She is confused but finds it fascinating
>While talking to Amethyst she learns that if you drink you need to pee.
>She drinks a lot and tells Steven to come with her
>She pees in her new 'shirt' front of Steven because she is so proud that she leaned how to pee
>She thinks it feels really good and is in pure ecstasy.
>Steven watches, and while he knows it's wrong for Peridot to do this in front of him he can't help but be aroused by her display.
>Peridot giggles as the stream continues to flow
>"I didn't know it would be this warm."
>she pulls Steven closer to her and moves his hand down to her piss stream.
>Steven can feel the hot golden liquid gently run over his hand.
>Peridot pushes his hand all the way against her leg
>Pee runs over the back of Steven hand while he gently gropes the soft flesh of Peridots leg through her pants.
>The flow slowly goes down to a trickle and then stop, both seem disappointed by this
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>>1134759
Not into it myself, but different strokes.

I'd love some footfaggotry focused on Peridot/Lapis and Steven, or Peri and Lapis together. Maybe Pearl and Peri/Lapis too
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>>1134759
Piss is fucking nasty
More
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>>1134772
I'll make a note of that. I'm looking for ideas to do later this week.
>>1134779
Okay

>Steven stares down at his hand for some time as if in a stupor.
>Finally he managed to will his gaze back up to Peridot, meeting her eyes.
>She is grinning at him, with a look of pride and excitement in her yes.
>"That was incredible, I had no idea this 'pee' thing was so exhilarating. I must find a dry 'shirt' and consume more liquids"
>Peridot slides the wet boxers off and stuffs them in Steven's hands without a word and darts out of the room.
>Steven just stands there with Peridot's wet boxers in his hand and stares at them, unable to think clearly.
>He holds the boxers with both hands and stretches them out in front of him.
>They are absolutely soaking wet and dripping pee on the floor.
>Their is a big puddle of piss on the bathroom floor from Peridot.
>Steven can smell it, but for some reason he doesn't dislike the smell.
>Without thinking about it too much, he wads them back up and brings them close to his nose and takes a big breath in.
>Overwhelmed by the odor Steven coughs for a moment. Still, for some reason this was making him feel oddly excited.
>Steven throws the boxers in the sink and takes off his clothes.
>Steven steps in the shower to clean himself off.

I didn't put all that much though into this. I may re-do it at some point but I don't know how many people are actually into piss around here.
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>>1134759
We /r/ now? Not a big pissplay player personally. Just not my thing.
Domination handjobs are my thing.
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>>1134795
>>1134779
>>1134772
I get the feeling you would all be into pissplay a lot more if you had ever tried it IRL. I have, it's pretty great.
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>>1134798
My gf ain't into it so there's not much I can do but imagine
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>>1134811
Yeah that does suck. My current girl has greatly enjoyed anal in the past, even asked for it but for the last year straight has claimed to hate anal.

I don't get it.. but w/e. You ever fuck her in public? That's some fun stuff.
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>>1134798
I've actually thought about how I'd feel if I was with someone who was into it. If they wanted me to pee on them I'd be fine with it, but I'm not interested in taking it myself
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>>1134822
One of the best sexual experiences of my life was when I was fucking a girl on my couch and she was riding me hard and told me she had to pee (we were both drunk) and I told her to just go.

She pissed a fucking gallon on my cock and I came inside her while she was doing it. Seriously one of my favorite sex memories.

We used to also take showers together and I'd run my hand under her stream while she pissed, which would get me super horny and make me bend her over and fuck her like a rabbit.
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>>1131682
>what if
>Ronaldo is straight

I keked
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>>1134818
>public fucking
I gotta ask her about that.
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>>1134798
I see it how I see other moderate fetishes (like spanking, shibari, anal, etc.). It has to be a spur of the moment thing for me. If a partner asked for it or just did it I wouldn't be asking questions and might be turned on by it, but premeditating it or fantasizing about it isn't for me.
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>>1134851
I can see that.

>>1134845
I suggest changing rooms, or in a parking lot, or at the park, or in a bathroom stall, or in a gym.

I've done all of those more than once.
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>>1133871
Jasper cumming on Steven's face with her penis while she had him prisoner on the ship.
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>>1134025
I like it, [spoiler]futa version when?[/spoiler]
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>>1134793
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>>1134904
I'm givin it a swing tomorrow, but I'm pretty busy so we'll see what happens.
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>>1134906
That picture is great.

>Steven takes the time to enjoy the warm water, ten minutes later as he is getting out Peridot bursts through the door.
>"Steven! I've figured it out, a more efficient way to conserve the fluids necessary for this 'pee'"
>Steven yells that she shouldn't burst in when he is naked, and quickly covers himself with a towel
>"No, it's okay! You see it is actually optimal that we be naked for this conservation of pee. It all makes sense now. Come, help me.
>Peridot unforms her clothes and drags Steven back into the bathtub.
>"You see steven, if we consume this 'pee' then it will provide the necessary liquid so we can perform the act of 'pee' again. It's so simple!"
>Peridot gets gets down on her knees in front of Steven.
>"Okay Steven, come on aim this 'pee' into my speech orifice"
>Steven is hesitant but tries, nothing comes out
>Peridot firmly grabs onto Steven's penis "Come on, what's wrong with this thing."
>"Interesting design, a device that implants it's seed into a host. As a certified kindergartner I've delt with this type of thing many times."
>"Yes, just like the injectors" She squeezes it tighter. "Come on you STEVEN I desire to perform this act of 'pee' again"
>She feels his penis swell, and as soon as she looses her grip a stream of piss flows out and hits her in the visor.
>She quickly moves her mouth in position to catch the beam, drinking it down as fast as she can.
>It's coming out too fast and piss flows down her cheeks as it overflows her mouth
>Finally the stream comes to a halt and peridot violently shakes his penis to make sure it is done before letting go.
>"excellent, that should do nicely. Okay Steven, it's YOUR turn." She pushes Steven down on his back with a laugh and get on top of him.
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>>1133871
The Gems sissifying Steven.
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>>1134925
Soon™
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>>1134688
>>1134712
http://saltinedreams.tumblr.com/
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>>1134926
>violently shakes his penis
This never fails to amuse me
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>>1134940
Fuck yes! Thank you based anon.
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>>1134941
>Peridot will never violently shake your penis
Why live?

>Peridot is positioned right above Steven
>Steven protests for a moment, but can't help but stare are her fully exposed pussy.
>"Okay okay, it's my turn!"
>Peridot begins to piss on Steven's face, he closes his eyes and spits for a moment.
>Suddenly Steven pulls her down right on top of him and latches his lips onto her lower lips.
>Steven drinks it down as best as he can while clumsily trying to work his tongue in her.
>Peridot squeals in ecstasy.

That's all I wrote. Would probably make this general concept into a story if I found more people into piss.
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>>1134957
Yeah, not too many like it sadly, it's always the same few guys every night
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>>1134957
I like it...
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>>1135007
Lapis(s) Lazuli does seem like the gem who would be the most into watersports.

That fucking edit sent my sides into orbit.
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>>1135007
>>1135020

>Didn't see the edit the first time
>Unlimited Kek
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I just realized this but I don't ever remember seeing any of the crystal gems ears.

Is it possible that they don't have ears?
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>>1135043
The only time we have seen an ear on a gem is on the episode Reformed with Amy.
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Pearl.
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Peridot
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>>1135099
She's cute.
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>>1135118
Pearl using her psammokinesis to build sand castles with Steven.

We NEED this to happen in canon.
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Good morning /sug/
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>>1135210
The fuck you just say about me?
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>>1135226
holla holla get dolla
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Single mother Pearl fics/draws when
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>>1135254
Someone made a greentext of that pic, but I don't have it.
Also that AU is probably the only human AU I like.
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>>1135254
I love that Pearl is in an academic field and that Peridot is her colleague.
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Reminder that Steven, Garnet, and Pearl have all been inside Amethyst.
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>>1135294
And Greg.
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>>1135294
>Steven
Disgusting
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>>1135254
>It had been arduous at first.
>Rose Quartz was a beacon of happiness in their otherwise dreary lives.
>For a time, you held onto the belief that nothing was impossible. You held out for hope, and then some.
>Rose had been your hope. She'd taken the time to talk to you on that sullen, rainy morning.
>This rather large woman, with a sizable everything, with an eye searing shock of massive pink hair, and a dress that couldnt have possibly been easy to move around in.
>You'd been hesitant to indulge her. Her smile, so sweet and inviting. It almost disgusted you.
>But you did. You told her how sad you were. How you felt your life went nowhere. With no purpose. You were merely a defective struggling to find your place.
>You'd expected her to laugh at you. But she didn't. She chuckled, folded her large hands, and leaned forward.
>You'd be lying if you said you didn't glance at her impressive bosom.
>She said that life was worth living. It was worth it to go through the troubles and come out better for it. Life was precious. No matter how small.
>You scoffed. She only smiled again, before she wrote down something on a napkin.
>Her number. You couldnt score on a good day, let alone get a pretty womans number on your own.
>The irony was palpable.
"Call me sometime."
>You wouldnt see her for another week.
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>>1132112
Goodmorning sug
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>>1132330
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>>1135383
>You finally mustered up the courage to call Rose.
>It had been a week and a day since your encounter with her. Part of you was hoping she wouldn't pick up, just so you could forget about this.
>But she did.
"Hello?"
>Came her sweet cherry voice.
"Hi. This is... Pearl. From the diner last week?"
>It took her a moment to say anything. Your stomach sank.
"Oh! Hello, hello! My, it's been a little bit, hasn't it?"
>You swallowed the lump that formed in your throat.
"Yes, I'm sorry. Work had me swamped."
>That was a lie. Your associate Peridot had picked up most of the work the past week.
>But a white lie couldn't hurt, right?
>You got to talking. Eventually, she'd taken the initiative to invite you to a little party on the other side of beach.
>You'd said yes without really thinking what that meant.
>After the call, you wanted to throw up your lunch.
>A few days later, you'd trekked to the far side of Beach City to where the gathering was.
>Quite an ensemble cast. Two large, muscular woman, one tanned and one black.
>a rather short, wild haired woman.
>And a thin, yet fairly muscled girl about your height.
>You felt sorely out of place.
>And yet, Rose was right there, by your side in a flash, meeting and greeting as if you were old friends for years.
>For once in a while, you smiled widely at the good nature.
>But it wasn't gonna last.
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