/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Smug Pearl Is Best Pearl Edition
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>Extended Intro
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We already have this m8
>>1123128
How would you convince Lapis not to kill herself?
>>1123000
Trip zeros confirm this is the best edition.
>>1123000
We're back baby!
I am cold
>>1126280
I don't.
Why is she so hot?
Best Pearl. Any other opinion is false.
>>1126322
why are your memes so forced?
>>1126322
Look mom, I posted it again!
Im making a girls not allowed edition. Which pic should i use?
>>1126327
why do you reply to him?
>>1126322
>guaranteed replies
>>1126327
just ignore him bud
>>1126339
This one for sure
>>1126339
this one
>>1126316
That's really mean, Peridot.
>>1126339
Well there goes this thread
>>1126339
but there's no girls already anon
>>1126351
Go home Braces-chan.
>>1126339
>>1126374
>implying everyone isn't secretly a girl
>>1126290
fawken.tumblr.com
>>1126370
Were just picking out a picture for a future thread. Chiiiiiill Brosephine.
>>1126408
Porn is not allowed on /co/, there we only have waifu wars and shitposting general
>>1126421
I thought it was only her posting pics
>>1126381
Is that what were calling her now? Fitting.
>>1126421
lies
>>1126396
fuck Ronaldo
>>1126421
How do you know? Its an anonymous board you ding dong.
>>1126449
with pleasure
>>1126426
same as here
but without porn
it sucks
Let's have some discussion.
Lapis. Crystal Gem, associate only, or neither?
>>1126489
I can't tell a person's gender by how they type unless they type like idiots on purpose.
>>1126512
>>1126512
associate only
Crystal Gem is just too dumb for a character just as her
>>1126512
Crystal Gem in extremis, seconds before getting shattered. The rest of the time, neutral
>>1126533
That's not the Sugar way, Anon.
>>1126489
>to how people type
You really are retarded, arnt you?
>>1126512
You know in real life they grind up Lapis Lazuli to make paint? I say they do that to her and use her to paint the fence on the cliff.
>>1126518
>I can't tell a person's gender by how they type
You can never be 100% on an anonymous board but there are tells
>>1126547
N-no im not!! B-baka...
>>1126460
He is DEFINITELY not for pleasure.
>>1126549
I think it's more likely that Lapis crushes the Crystal Gems and uses them as paint, honestly.
>>1126549
>wanting a really pissed off fence
They'd be better off just tossing her into lava if they want to get rid of her. Making her into paint would just lead to a lot of hassle.
>>1126547
Apparently because I have no idea what you're even trying to say with this fucking post
I want to be Yellow Diamonds sex slave
>>1126518
> gender
Are you calling men/ women idiots? Faggot.
>>1126549
>inb4 she's made into something like the Cursed Scroll from Together Breakfast
let's all just hold hands and be friends
>>1126575
That looks shopped.
>>1126325
BUT CAN YOU HANDLE WHEN I SHIFT INTO MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE?
EYAAH!
>>1126575
> percussion
>>1126575
she already has a pearl for that, fucker
>>1126557
Your post reminded me of this.
>>1126562
I'm pretty sure that none of the other gems get ground up to make paint you silly Lapisfag.
>>1126563
They could always poof her and let Pearl shove her gem back insider her. Different place this time.
>>1126560
But what if he is
>>1126568
Retard
>>1126575
I want to be Jaspers sex slave
>>1126618
>Lapisfag
Nah mate. She's just so pissed that she'll crush them at any point that it's possible, without Steven's intervention at least.
>>1126625
post balls, prove me wrong
>>1126648
Implying that Pearl and Amy won't fuse into Opal, dance around her water attacks, and then shoot her in half with an arrow.
>>1126102
>>1126258
We're likely getting a set of amy episodes like the week of sardonyx sometime after the cluster shit.
>The Kindergarten Kid
>Crack the Whip
>Steven vs. Amethyst
>Tiger Philanthropist
All of those sound like they could tie into Amethyst. And they don't even need to as evident from Cry for Help and Friend Ship actually being huge Pearl episodes.
>>1126669
And then they stay permafused? Sounds good to me.
>>1126650
This picture was hilarious
>>1126640
Please tell me that's not the full image.
Please tell me there's more.
>>1126687
Dear god
>>1126623
please don't
>>1126648
Lapis doesn't really stand a chance against the CG. She even admitted that she could barely hold Jasper down with the force of the ENTIRE ocean unless she was under perfect concentration all the time. Now she has to fight an even stronger gem, two gems that are useful in certain contexts in addition to a half-gem that can counter her water clones. Lapis is fucked if she tries anything.
So it's pretty much confirmed that the gems are a artificial race, so a group of quintesson like lapidary should exist right?
Would they OP as fuck since they must of made the diamonds who must be powerful enough to 1v1 almost all fusions.
>>1126712
That is SO true Ronaldo!
>>1126586
Suck my clit bitch
>>1126723
Femanon detected
>>1126612
Heres' the literal difference of the two pictures
>>1126669
Is it just me or is Opal massively underused for how sheerly powerful her Arrows are?
Like, she completely fucked an entire amorphous branching Corrupted Gem, possibly near a hundred, with a single arrow without trying.
She's a fucking Ditzy Flak Cannon, and I love her.
>>1126712
She held them down pretty good in Ocean Gem, but I think the Crystal Gems would win out regardless.
>>1126734
No shit, son
>>1126723
come on
>>1126723
considered typing out that london meme but then thought better of it
here's your (you) anyway
Will there be Snersons?
>>1126735
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>>1126738
On the other hand, she couldn't pierce the ship, so she is useless with gem technology
>>1126723
With pleasure!
QUICK POST PEARL NYA PICKS I NEED THEM FOR A FRIEND
>>1126754
fuck off Ronaldo
>>1126723
L O N D O N?????????????
>>1126168
>>1126409
Thanks
>>1126738
That's the fucking problem with Opal.
She has the least personality AND screen time out of all the fusions.
>>1126602
>>1126723
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>>1126747
I can't believe Peridot is dead.
>>1126640
https://www.google.com/searchbyimage?image_url=http%3A%2F%2Fi.4cdn.org%2Ftrash%2F1453679930157.jpg&safe=off
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>1126767
>not listening and responding politely to all Ronaldo posts
Look at this filthy polymorphic sentient rock. I bet you think your Level 8 society is impressive.
would you eat lappy's yummy tummy eggs?
>>1126723
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>>1126803
Thanks
Do you think they'll get a duet? Their VA's talk about how much they want to do one on twitter
>>1126820
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>>1126712
She never admitted any of that, what she was trying to hold back was Malachite, not Jasper, and the reason why she needs to concentrate so much is because
>She has to prevent Jasper from unfusing
>She has to hold back the fusion using the Ocean
>She has to prevent Jasper from taking control
Up until Chille Tid "Not losing myself to Malachite" was probably on the list as well, but she already gave in
>>1126787
what about sardonyx? she's really cool and most likely she'll never appear again
>>1120862
Fuck my own asshole, two threads later. Anyways anon if you're still here, here you go, hope you love it. Thanks for requesting jasper btw, i needed to draw the wife at some point.
>>1126735
Theres nothing there
>>1126835
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>>1126850
She has personality though Anon, granted a very generic personality but it's there.
And she hasn't isn't gotten fully serious yet, she's just been show boating until the second time she was used.
>>1126712
I think you're just massively underestimating Jasper.
Despite Future Vision, Jasper managed to punch the fuck out of Garnet a few times in their fight, meaning that there was really no alternative. There was no possible future in which Garnet did not get hit, because Jasper is that skilled and powerful that in some cases Garnet could only lessen the blows.
Not even Opal's Arrows could scratch the hull of the Gem ship, but Jasper by herself was able to fragment and cave in parts of the material inside of the ship, as well as surviving the detonation of THE core of the ship, WHILE INSIDE IT. Not only that SHE WASNT EVEN POOFED.
Compared to that, the 1,086 bars of the bottom of the Mariana Trench plus whatever multiplier to surface tension and pressure that Lapis's Hydrokensis can apply, it's fucking nothing.
>>1126850
She's pretty gr8 m8
>>1126891
Nice headcanon
What's going on?
>>1126913
Autism
>>1126913
Autism
>the spamming asshole got unbanned
It's that time of the month again. Remember to report any spam posts so the mods get to them quicker.
>>1126913
Ur mom OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HUMAN POWER RANKINGS
Ronaldo = Greg (They both defeated Rose Quartz) > Sadie (defeated a corrupted gem with little help) > Connie (defeated cluster gems nearly by herself) > Onion (held back the Crystal Gems for around a minute) > Pizza Family (helped defeat a corrupted gem) > everyone else
>>1126913
Some faggot posted a known /sug/ grill and everyone exploded. We all hate her or some shit
>>1126891
Jasper confirmed for best gem
metal as fuck 10/10 would bang
>>1126911
How else would you explain it?
She's taken more blunt and explosive force than any gem a thousand times over, and ate that shit for breakfast like it was fucking nothing.
That's an objective fact.
>>1126891
Still wondering why Jasper thinks Garnet was the reason she lost.
If she hadn't gotten angry and spin-dashed all the way to the core she could have whooped her.
Coming from a Garnetfag i do question if Jasper had already lost it from the impact of landing.
>>1126878
only sugilite seems less likely to come back
>>1126953
Why? For both things.
>>1126960
More like bad writing and pacing.
Good day to you all. Do you mind if I ask, but what are you listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PqXWLbYv6A
>>1126979
I actually don't know. People overreacting is a huge part of it.
>>1126958
You don't "bang" Jasper. She rapes you.
>>1126942
>Ronaldo defeated Rose Quartz
What. Anyone could knock Steven out, that doesnt count
>>1126975
Probably her pride.
>>1126942
>HUMAN POWER RANKINGS
>They all suck
Ftfy
>>1127021
Can't rape the willing.
>>1127034
*Anyone could knock out season 1 Steven
ftfy
>>1126975
i guess she's angry of how fusions are stronger than homeworld's soldiers and there's nothing she can do about that. that said, yeah, she could wipe the floor with garnet if she hadn't get that fucking mad
>>1127034
That is true, but they don't because of Steven's mind controlling powers. Ronaldo was the only one that Steven failed to control. This effectively means that Ronaldo is also more powerful than Amethyst, Garnet and Pearl, as Steven easily defeated them, yet Steven was easily defeated by Ronaldo. Ronaldo is easily one of the most powerful characters in the show.
>>1126855
Alright, let me highlight them for you, since it is quite challenging to see them clearly without having a greyscale background
>>1126975
She's a Warrior, plain and simple. From all of the little that we've seen of her, she's "Crack Skulls first, Ask questions to the nerd that does the Autopsy later"
She saw an enemy and hulk smashed in it's general direction. When she lost, the only thing in her mind was Garnet, because the only thing she focused on during the fight was Garnet.
It's hiding... Leave it alone and it won't touch you while you sleep..................
>>1126920
Double Autism.
>>1127021
Jasper could rape me all day everyday
>>1127067
WHAT THE FUCK
>>1127062
... Alright, anon.
>>1126891
Except that's not how Future Vision works and the interior of the Hand Ship is obviously not as sturdy and resistant as the exterior
You're right with the core explosion and crashing part tho
>>1127021
Why are you raping me :(
>>1127062
>Steven's mind control powers
You know I'd normally be upset at pants on head retarded theories, but this is just so fucking bonkers that I can't help but kek.
Reminds me of the "Asians can read minds Copypasta"
>>1127084
Plz anon, it's dark and i just watched insidious.
>>1127085
The good artwork counters the autism.
>>1126280
Give her Steven. He'll sort out that shit ez.
>>1127102
smell /o/?
>>1127015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoQFP-qSEnQ
>>1127084
>touch you while you sleep
I popped a boner
>>1127015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A
>>1126512
Associate or dead.
>>1127096
that's all the artifacts in the image, differences from the png source to the jpg image
And that's the sweetened pill, when you don't clip values the true extent of the difference between the two images and how utterly fucked by artifacting jpg images get is apparent and depressing
But of course, it's all fine as long as your 7/10 vision off a shitty phone screen can't pick it up, right?
a shiny espeon is a definite peri poke
>>1127157
I feel a little bit creeped out by you.
>>1127108
He befriends everyone without even trying. He somehow doesn't get instantly poofed (killed in his case) by Jasper, managed to convince Pearl to not kill him despite her clear insanity and is friends with every single human in Beach City, including even Onion. At a certain point, you have to stop calling it charisma and start calling it mind control. The most clear evidence of this is with Peridot. Peridot tries to kill Steven within a minute every single time they aren't in the same room, but when they are in the same room Peridot refuses to do anything drastic to him, even when he is an active threat.
>>1127102
>>1127117
She smells like /o/
>>1126512
>orange crush and blueberry unfusw
>lapis acts like a snobby bitch because she thinks what she did was 100% ok
>steven calls her out on the fact that she didn't have to
>she calls steven a traitor and leaves
>Doritos Locos Tacos available for a limited time only at Taco Bell becomes friends with steven
>they fuck for a while
>then the cluster fucks shit up
this is how the show is gonna end right
>>1127177
It's ok because I don't care
Ain't that a great reasoning?
>>1127157
>They can still live together, but I think Peridot should live at the barn but then work with the gems while Lapis just lives at the barn to be away from all that bullshit.
Yes
if somebody wants the high quality pictures they can find it themselves, not everybody is working on taking up a bunch computer space by building some mint condition collection of fanart pictures
>>1127202
>connie with fangs
this has gone too far
>>1127202
Ok...
>>1127211
Woops, meant to quote
>But of course, it's all fine as long as your 7/10 vision off a shitty phone screen can't pick it up, right?
>>1126747
AND SLAM
>>1127185
Well fuck...
I guess.
I mean isn't that technically what Charisma is? The simultaneous active and passive ability to impose your will upon others?
I mean DnD bards are entire based on the idea that there really is no distinction, could be a similar situation
He's even got a Sword and Board set-up going, could very well be a Swashbuckler type
>>1127263
wtf is this pic i just pissed myself
>>1123000
Who suffers the most and why is it always fusions?
>>1127285
Dank Poil Memes
>>1127185
He is Rose's son, anon.
Rose probably projects some sort of aura that makes people care for him.
How do you think human episodes with Peridot or Lapis are going to go?
[spoiler]Will Pearl ever get an episode where she connects with a human?[/spoiler]
>>1127279
Nah it's not "equally" fine
We've told you a bazillion times why it's annoying, but whatever
>>1127279
What?
>>1127327
>Pearl 'Why don't you just hunt and gather' McSaltyBritches
>>1127304
One of them isn't a Pearl though.
will we ever see peridot's hair down?
>>1127327
>Will Pearl ever get an episode where she connects with a human?
probably not, but lets be honest, she gets along with Greg VERY well nowadays, considering their past
>>1127185
Jasper didn't kill him because she didn't understand what he was, he didn't poof like a gem so she just put it in a cell like the other gems
as for Peridot, I guess she grew accustomed to steven being the least threatening in multiple occasions before. She definitely didn't think of him as a threat at all since she went on to kidnap him to try and get him to repair the galaxy warp
Speaking of which, how did she know Steven had healing powers? Did Lapis tell her?
>>1127376
oh also you might want to rewatch Sworn to the Sword
>>1127390
>not listening to Ronaldo
>>1127380
She literally says Lazuli told her in Catch and Release. Didn't you pay attention?
>>1127333
It is just as annoying to have shitty garbage sprinkled over fanart and hoisted in shitposts just cause
benis
Have you guys noticed that Jasper did nothing wrong? All of her actions were justified under the circumstances.
>>1127327
no. she made it very clear she doesn't care about humans.
>watching keystone motel
>steven jumps in gregs arms like a fucking child
This motherfucker is 14 why is he still doing this shit
>>1126891
Is jasper master chief?
>>1127348
I mean, even Garnet had Love Letters where she interacted with Jamie.
>>1127376
>>1127388
I don't really consider Greg or Connie episodes in the same vein as Human Episodes.
Human Episodes are about the residents of beach city and general human life and how the Gems treat regular humans.
Greg and Connie come to the gems, the gems don't go to/learn from them.
tang is in a weird mood tonight it's great
>>1127419
he's obviously mentally 8
>>1127398
>"I know you fixed lazuli's gem. Whatever you did you've got to do it to the Homeworld Warp"
oh, right
>"Or else"
She did not think Steven was a threat AT ALL
>>1127419
Did you skip Steven's Birthday or something? He acts the same as his age. He still feels like an eight year old, so he acts like an eight year old. Also, he has so much charisma that he can get away with it.
>>1127464
her art annoys me idk why, maybe its her personality
>>1127490
Why do people still think this. The episode NEVER outright stated that that's how his aging process works.
His lack of growth was obviously natural, it wasn't magic-related.
>>1127491
It's because it's simple carbon tool with bucket filled blacks and lacks in composition, leaving a shitload of unnecessary white space to presereve the canvas size, for whatever reason
>>1127062
>Steven's mind control powers
Y-you mean his manipulative adorableness, right? N-no one could be this retarded, right?
>>1127362
this would be an amazing concept for centipeedle when reformed. When shes scared her white hair goes all spiked up and calm it goes down.
>>1127514
Well anon, can YOU draw.
>>1127458
>>1127477
good taste anon
>>1127520
If Steven is truly adorable and not a mind controller/pheromone master, then why is it that Peridot and Lapis only try to kill him when they aren't near each other? Checkmate, believers.
>>1127464
>>1127532
You're probably just trolling, but they are right.
Has Tang ever actually done more than just the same old doodles?
Be honest, how many of you thought of the possibility of Monster Reunion being about Malachite instead of Centi.
>inb4 not at all
I want to stuff Ruby until she bursts
>>1127547
Like stevonnie litterally had everyone in a trance.
>>1127514
i think it's ok, isn't outstanding but is fine
>>1127570
Gems don't need to "eat" anon.
>>1127532
>>>>doodles
>>>>>drawings
>>1127584
but they can
>>1127565
she doesn't need to do more imo, her talent is in cartoon humor not technical skill
kinda like zuke
>>1127185
>He befriends everyone without even trying.
He's basically just pacifist Frisk. Godly patience and understanding helps him get through to people trying to kill him.
>>1127532
Yes, but my draw hand got fucked up 3 years ago
>>1127565
She has done more complex works i'm sure, but not anything that involves palette work
>>1127578
>but is fine
>>1127419
I bet your age ends in -teen
>>1127506
>His lack of growth was obviously natural, it wasn't magic-related.
yes, not growing or changing at all for several years as a child is completely natural
>>1127571
Don't forget that Steven had Centipeetle as a useful member of the team almost completely under his control within one afternoon. Even Rose was apparently never able to do this.
please please PLEASE post /true love/
is there more of this AU?
>>1127674
Alright.
>>1127641
god, i love that one. her face, that finger
makes me diamonds instantly
>>1127674
>>1127674
Only the purest and truest of love for you family.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5794249
>>1127698
SUBTEXT
>>1127680
yeah as an drawfag. i think its a slendid work. expecially how soft the pussy is potrayed.
>>1127677
not yet. the guy was drawing more i guess
>>1127674
>>1127730
it is. the linework is pretty solid and the colors are great too
>>1127674
oh uh
garnet
>>1127674
>>1127677
well theres the one before that one. and some off handed pics iv seen posted. mind you i believe he said he plans on putting the same level of effort into all of them from now on as the one you posted.
>>1127777
>>1127803
Being in a relationship to create the most powerful being in the universe is not true love.
>>1127777
nice quints
so.. i'm going to buy a tablet sug.
mainly to read and shit and to ocasionally draw, most likely lewd stuff for you.
what should i get?
>>1127826
anything 7 inches or bigger, is really awkward try to draw on smaller screens
>>1127826
Cintiq Companion 2.
>>1127633
I bet you wack off with the lights off.
>>1127674
>old as fuck doodle from a flockdraw
SSfag pls
>>1127826
i use wacom bamboo. but it takes practice.
Do we know when SU is coming back yet?
>>1127871
Sugar said realistically by late 2018, but probably by early 2020.
>tfw internet is so bad i can't even upload a 500kb to 4chan because the captcha expires before it's done posting
Kill me please
>>1127866
fug u
any good pornographic fanfictions
>>1127871
24 DAYS 21 HOURS 7 MINUTES 46 SECONDS
>>1127817
as far as we know, rose had no idea of how steven would be
>>1127900
sauce?
>>1127896
>pearl
>tits
pick one
>>1127826
Ipad with the Adonit Jot Pro stylus.
>>1127878
THEY WILL NEVER GET OFF THE BOAT
>>1127871
Tomorrow night!
>>1127906
Rose seemed far too devious in the extended intro. She probably realized that humans are cunning, but brutal and that gems are brutal, but cunning and thus would make the perfect half-breed.
>>1127900
I'm bettin it'll be earlier than that. 11th maybe
>>1127935
Nah, we would know at least 15 days before it airs.
>>1127851
>>1127867
>>1127874
I'll look into wacoms then, if i don't find something that i like then i'll do what >>1127849
said.
thanks guys!
>>1127932
howed they fuck up jaspers gem so bad?
>>1127747
E N D G A M E
>>1127956
Expect to pay at least $250. Big tablets are fucking expensive.
>>1127951
so that would mean we'd have like 4 days from now to find out
I can hope..
>>1127990
but steven likes the brown stuff
>>1127990
LITERALLY CANON
>>1128001
More like over 1K for a Cintiq Companion 2.
Jasper is kinda hot now that I think of it...
>>1127918
pearl has tits but they are smol
>>1128019
Oh, sorry I didn't thought about tablets with a display.
Struggling a lot here..... using a tablet is too hard
I wonder how people make lines so smooth.... guess I need to keep on practicing....
> Steven and Connie watching the world burn
>>1128014
RED FLAG
E
D
F
L
A
G.
>>1128048
scary
>>1127933
or maybe she thought earth was finally safe, and wanted to finally be part of its life having a child
>>1128048
a drawing tablet or a regular one?
>>1128048
Spooky. What other stuff have you drawn for /sug/?
Also are Connie and Steven in the nude?
Jesus fuck I want out of the trash pile already
There's too much porn here
>>1128048
Just wondering, how to you feel about loli?
>>1128048
You do realize artwork goes through several stages, don't you? First you have to draw a rough version of what you want and after that you can tie it up and get the smooth defined final lineart over your initial sketch. Of course, it takes practice, but keep trying mate.
>>1128048
Some times an anon needs to undo a line over 50 times before you get it right. Tablets are indeed strange expecially if your accustomed to flipping your paper around a whole lot. But give it time and it will probably be the only medieum you use.
>>1128048
I like this. I like it very much
>>1128001
don't worry being a lonely fag without girlfriend or family allows me to save money.
When i die my cat will be rich.
>>1128087
Yeah I know, such degeneracy.
>>1128048
>I wonder how people make lines so smooth
Art programs like paint tool sai have line stabilizer tools.
>>1128096
>not using the money to fund a local political campaign and getting a postume statue
>>1128048
I thought Connie was jerking Steven off
>>1128048
I was the one that requested this. I love it.
>>1127202
I never thought I'd meet a bigger fag than Supas
Thanks for showing me nothing is impossible anon/indexfag
>>1128041
she's literally flat. there's no boobs
>>1128103
Does Photoshop have something like that?
>>1128096
I have a girlfriend, but working full time making decent money affords me such luxories as well. Go big anon, get the Cintiq Companion 2.
I hear nice things about them.
>>1128087
I hear ya
>>1128014
Please no.
>>1128086
Do clothes matter as the world burns?
>>1128098
where are her balls
>>1128143
Fucking shit man why isn't there more futadot
>>1128138
I would go for a simple tablet instead, I heard displays are not as precise as regular pads.
>>1128135
only rose had tits anyway all the other gems have barrel chests if your using the show as reffernce.
>>1128093
i do, is pretty weird
i rather paper though
>>1128135
depends on the artist desu
>>1128143
please post futadonutdot
>>1128143
oh my lord
did scribble really draw that
>>1128014
She already said that pairing was non-canon in her eyes.
Paulette has no place in the camp's hierarchy.
Amethyst is a brute and is probably great at three legged races.
>>1128061
Isn't it?
>>1128077
Drawing tablet
>>1128086
A lot of things, posting everything on shifuto.tumblr.com
Yes, they are
>>1128090
cute but not for sex
>>1128091
Yeah... if you check the link above you'll see it, I don't know if there's a huge improvement though, but it's something.
>>1128093
Indeed
>>1128095
Thanks
>>1128103
I know, it's just... my hands lol
>>1128122
Up to your imagination, anon
>>1128128
I appreciate it and thank you for the request
Hi everyone!
>>1128135
We leave for one minute and everything goes off the rails!
>>1128175
>>1128164
i don't have enough access to things i want to do on paper maybe that why i got gud with a tablet instead i dunno.
>>1128188
>in her eyes
It's canon in camp pining hearts though
>>1128200
>color war
Peri that doesn't mean what you think it means.
>>1128204
where's the donut?
>>1128164
this is litterally the opinion of everyone starting out with tablets.like i said if you stick with it you will learn a thing or two is all.
>>1128188
again, all things that fit in peridot's logic and hierarchy obsessed mind
but then there's character development and canon and the laughable concept of monogamy in steven universe
>>1128216
Your ass is the doughnut
>>1128178
scribs is a huge pervert who got banned on /co/ once for drawing futa connie.
>>1128163
yeah but you can tell they have boobs by the shape.
>>1128170
this also
>>1127932
>>1128242
Post it fucker.
>>1128242
did you save it?
>>1128222
I'm not precisely starting, i just rather work with my hands, that's all
>>1128251
nope i can't rose only had tits. all the humans had defined breast as well the gems did not.
>>1128216
here
>>1128262
>>1128264
I did not save it, Im sorry anons it was so long ago.
>>1128307
thanks senpai
What is the secret to Greg's charm?
>>1128293
example?
>>1128366
He's got the skills to pay the bills.
>>1128143
Do you mean this guy?
http://discount-supervillain.tumblr.com/
>>1128048
>Steven and Connie watching the world burn, naked.
D-do they plan on doing things?
>>1128370
the murdercock
>>1128413
>Le mudercock may may
>>1128366
post yfw greg will never fuck peridot cannonically.
>>1128427
Use your tablet. It will work.
>>1128293
Amy and Opal (probably because Amy) do for sure.
But of course Amy popped out of the ground around when humanity's natural selection torwards permanent prominent mammalries took hold for >20,000 years.
Being the nasty sinful Earth animal she is, it only makes sense.
>>1128408
>>1128370
See who much a more natural curve he boob is in comparison to barrel chest garnet?
and almost anything sadie as well.
kyuun~~
>>1128443
Why do you want it to be canon?
>>1128443
>Greg fucking peridot
>mfw
>>1128477
I want to suck that piss right off her
>>1128242
Can you post it?
>>1128497
>bathing in a sea of piss
>>1128453
Even amy at times is questionable, no cleavage at all.
don't give me the its a kids show shit rose has them
And for the most parts early episode boarding is all over the place, amy is not standard barrel chest since ep 30.
>>1128466
i guess you have a point ame is the only one who seems to have more or less defined tits
>>1128543
i don't have it anon and even if i did i don't wana get banned.
Any quick doodle request? Expect shitty results.
>>1128443
have to stick with porn then
>>1128443
>>1128587
Pearl dressed up as rick
>>1128587
sardonyx and alexandrite magic show
>>1128580
Nigga, you're in the /trash/ now, you can't be banned for posting futa here.
>>1128594
You know pearl is trying to kill peridot, right?
>>1128587
Sapphire with the world's tiniest violin
>>1128617
You say that like it's a bad thing.
>>1128606
but you can for Loli.
>>1128632
>wanting to kill peridot
/:^)
>>1128587
Malachite crying
>>1128606
>my dick is not gendered
wow thanks tumblr
>>1126405
We're all pretty girls here
>>1128666
>not how pearlfect
>>1128650
Really? Got any proof of that?
Why would they let /b/ have loli, but not /trash/?
>>1128705
good one
>>1128587
Jasper/Pearl smooching
>>1128717
leave the catalog and read the top thread post.
it says no shota or loli
>>1128704
why steven knew perfectly how to walk on heels?
>>1127015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9xMZecr1uc
>>1127777
>>1128687
it's not
it's a sexual organ
whether you like it or not, these days "gender" has taken on a different meaning that "sex"
>>1128717
>>1178
>>1128760
he's half rose, she probably did that sometimes
gemetic memory
>>1127015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Wd9WxS5_nc
>>1128777
And "regardless" and "irregardless" mean the same thing.
Ignorance doesn't mean objectivity.
>>1128777
Yeah, this. A good metaphor is that gender is a reflection of sex. It's more about social presentation and self-image than physiology.
Also who wants to bet that Stevonnie has a feminine penis
>>1128777
Fuck off faggot gender is a discriptor term and i will use it as such. U got a dick? you a guy.
>>1128769
>>1128757
>>1128781
Pretty sure a mod made that post, then left this hellhole forever.
Like, how many /trash/ threads are actually off topic threads that were moved here? Most are actually just made because other boards don't want them.
And again, why is loli/shota allowed on /b/ but not here?
Does someone have gnome-no new Lapis pic?His soup is blocked now for regular people.
Would anyone want me to continue the stripperdot/steven+garnet/pearl greentext from yesterday, or start doing one about pic related?
>>1128777
Thanks, tumblr. You've jammed IDPol into so many people's heads that some colleges and workplaces are actually starting to place the movement's backwards ideals over individual student liberties.
>>1128856
pic related
>>1128856
Pic reminded me of the fact Sapphire is the least developed of Garnet.
>>1128856
Voting for the pic
>>1128822
stevonnie is a futa
Social bullshitlitterally means nothing to todays society
>OOoooooOOo im a gurl who is now a guy pls treat me as such
>oh you a gurl? time to lower your pay.
You can sprinkle it as much as you want but if you have a vag your not gunna be seens as a guy, and if you have a dick your not gunna be seen as a girl.
>>1128802
rose didn't even wear shoes (as far as we know)
>>1128840
nope i got banned for postinf shota here so the rules apply but do't ask me why we have this rule here its fucking shit.
>>1128870
whatever random butthurt thing this post is talking about, it sure has nothing to do with my post
>>1128919
>Underneath that dress she has Jaspers body shape.
>>1128769
>>1128828
and just for shit and giggles
>>1128840
Cause fuck you.
>>1128919
Will Steven go barefoot too?
>>1128919
I'm bet she put on heels for her and greg's human wedding
I wonder if they got married?
>>1128760
I can walk pretty naturally in heels, it really is as subconcious as whether you favor your heel and arch or the ball of your foot as you walk.
If you don't plant your heels firmly or have a slight lean in your stride, which seems to be uncommon naturally, you can actually move very agily in a set of heels
>>1128961
All of them should go barefoot
Dick squad lapis?
>>1128978
I wanna see more barefoot garnet desu
>>1128599
25 minutes for this. Isn't it frustrating?
I really don't know shit about anatomy.
>>1128941
I don't git how this is supposed to validate anything.
This literally shows that the variance/differences are only in black lines.
You can open both the images, and just click the posts between each to jump to them instantly and see that there's visually no difference between the two of them.
>>1128840
The same reason why one of the global rules is to keep all shit posting on /b/
Because it's /b/. /b/ updates faster than mods can thoroughly monitor, and even if they try and play janitor, they won't be able to stop them like they can here or anywhere else... On /b/, SOMEONE will ultimately post the loli thread.
>>1128975
>lapis realized something that day...she was a shit gem.
>>1128978
>Hard callused gems feet on my dick, scratching my nuts.
>>1129020
Lapis is worst gem, dumb and definitely a slut
>>1129006
Look's nice!
>>1128886
>>1128908
As you desire, pervy anons
>Jasper shoved three fingers into her mouth, coating them with her slobber, while yanking on the fusion gem's thick curly hair, pulling her closer
>Garnet smirked and pressed her thick lips against Jasper's neck, sucking and nibbling her skin
>As Jasper removes the fingers from her mouth, she pulls Garnet into a hot, sloppy open-mouthed kiss, their tongues wrestling as if trying to pin the other down
>She shoves her three thick, lubed up fingers into Garnet's ass, which easily stretches to accomidate them
>Still, she makes the mistake of letting out a moan of pleasure and surprise--or as Jasper sees it, weakness
>She grasps Garnet by the throat and flashes her pearly whites in a menacing grin
"Don't tell me you're already whining after that! Especially if you're hoping to get any of this!"
>She shoves Garnet's face down into her crotch, pressing her cheek against the twitching bulge, barely held back my a tight black thong, a large white tuft of fur sticking out the top
>>1128938
irk? why she's still depicted that fat
>>1129004
>>1129047
Here we go
>>1128975
I don't know why but Lapis suffering is just so refreshing.
It makes me feel alive.
Maybe my life is so numb that such powerful emotion of any type is empowering.
Maybe it just gives me hope that she'll smile again one day.
>>1128933
I'll dumb it down for you.
You shouldn't be trying to wrestle over the definitions of terms like 'gender', 'sex', and the fluidity of the two. You should fight for the individual freedom of anyone to do anything with themselves in any way they see fit as long as it doesn't infringe on another person's rights.
Think less "TS are women too, gender is a social construct, they can be anything that's psychologically sound" and more "They're their own individual and can do whatever they want with themselves.". Trying to demand that everybody else (LGBT included) subscribe to your narrow political perspective is just obnoxious and pointlessly feely-friendly. Do you know who sucks up that sort of bullshit? Public institutions like schools, corporations, and government offices.
so stop it anon.
Urm...hi? My name is pearl and I believe most of you humans already know who I am, anyways, amethyst showed me this so called site named 4chan and it seems.....interesting for the least, anyways, you can ask me anything, especially the sexual questions since this site is filled with anonymous humans who are into sexual stuff and are into these so called fetishes and I find that bit weird but its okay by me i guess so...
Ask away I guess?
>>1129076
>>1129095
As always, feel free to make requests/suggestions :)
>Garnet grunted and and attempted to lift her head up, quickly summoning one of her gauntlets and firmly punching Jasper in the gut
>She lifts herself up, fixes her hair and removes her glasses
"Don't you worry, I can take that thing no problem."
>She coyly smirks as Jasper rubs her stomach, glowering at her
"Sorry dear, but I needed to knock you down a peg. Here..."
>She keeps her gauntlet on, grabbing and yanking Jasper's underwear and ripping it off in one clean motion, letting the quartz's thick, stripey orange cock flop out
"How nice..."
>She softly coos, lifting the floppy cock in her glove, wrapping her strong fingers around it, while Jasper simply growls through gritted teeth
>Her intimidating glare softens a bit, her eyelids coming down just a bit as Garnet begins to stroke, feeling the veiny length in her fist starting to swell...
>>1129110
blah blah blah you're making a ton of assumptions about things I don't care about
all I'm saying is, gender don't mean one thing anymore, and it's dumb to use it in the same way you'de use the word "sex"
word's change, so don't be all surprised when people say genitals aren't gendered
>>1129179
How bad did Greg's dick tear you up?
>>1129110
Yeah we should not be fighting for a right for a guy to be called a girl but a guy to do whatever the fuck he pleases with his body (acting like a girl included) and no one give a shit.
>>1129187
Jasper fisting Garnet pls?
>>1129179
Would you fuck Peridot?
Details
>>1129179
>RPing
Kill yourself
>>1128978
they did on beach party
>>1129179
Do you think Garnet being fused all the time is unhealthy for Sapphire and Ruby?
>>1129210
Lovingly, while giving her a gentle reach-around
>>1129210
use your imagination anon
>>1129191
>gender does not mean one thing anymore
Tell that to sexisim where all that matters is one thing.
Also once the work gender becaomes absolutly useless as a words like your saying know what people will do then? Say Male instead because words that have no function are stupid and i might as well say my gender is otherkin
>>1128621
>>1129095
Thanks. I should also get some patience.
>>1129187
Go on
>>1129004
>>1129187
Jasper and Pearl fluffy or hate sex, up to your choice
>>1129255
> Also once the word gender becaomes absolutly useless as a words like your saying know what people will do then?
Just because you don't understand the new usage doesn't make it 'useless'. Admit that you don't understand what they mean and move on.
>>1129255
Word* not work.
>>1129187
Jasper masturbating to a picture of Chris Pratt
It sure is Tumblr in here
>>1129257
>Plays the violin with no problem
GG
>>1129179
Bitty titties or gtfo.
>>1129278
If i can't use it to descibe someone in a police report its fucking useless.
>>1129257
Drawing is no easy bro, I know that feel...
Study, practice, post and get feedback (don't mind the trolls), many guys here will give good advice, I'm sure
>>1129255
where did I say the word should be useless
I go with the commonly accepted meaning that gender is what you identify as
and that can be a he or she or they or whatever
>>1129304
Steven Universe is literally Tumblr: The Show
I don't know what you were expecting.
would you pee on lapis
>>1129311
you'd describe them as whatever sex they appear to be. easy peasy
guys...
>>1129179
On a level of 1 to 1000, how hard would you fuck Rose?
fluffy, lewd sex with peridot
hhhhhhnnnn
>>1129318
Identity means nothing in a society where you only are what others think of you.
>>1129179
Where's peridot!?
>>1129329
I would let Lapis pee on me
>>1129208
Normally not too into that, but I think I could put it to good use here
"Good girl..."
>Garnet softly says while patting Jasper on the head with her free hand
>Jasper looks up with an angry frown, before her eyes close again to focus on the pleasure
>Garnet's own cock is still soft, forming a neat little round bulge in her own tight thong
>She smiles softly at the aggressive gem's reaction, scooting closer, laying her slender hand over Jasper's huge, muscular one, guiding it back to her tight ass
>Instantly, three thick fingers dive back in, stretching and pumping Garnet's stretchy backdoor
>Garnet's cock starts to twitch and grow inside her thong, while Jasper's is just reaching full mast, drooling precum into Garnet's powerful gauntlet
"Get over here."
>Jasper orders, wrapping her other arm around Garnet, pulling her forward both to get her second hand on her cock, and to shove her own fingers deeper inside
>Garnet giggles and summons her other gauntlet, wrapping both huge hands around Jasper's swollen footlong, squeezing it tightly
>Jasper's breath grows more hot and ragged, and she shoves her pinkie finger inside as well with a heavy groan
>>1129112
As long as you don't plant your heels, your good with any footwork, but can also quickly pivot by leaning your foot placement back and into the turn.
It's not hard. Just a little basic physics and manual dexterity.
I got a hold of it my first time wearing heels. At least as well I could normally dance, which is bad. But I could pull a backflip on a trampoline in em my third time.
>>1129345
Jeez that guy needs to clean up his TV desk it's fucking disgusting.
>>1129352
*tip*
>>1129351
sex
>>1129345
I've already seen that deviantart tier pic before
>>1129345
That's not even a proper fake. It's pure shit.
>>1129220
But anon, Pearl can't die.
>>1129337
Yeah, this. That's what is meant by 'gender is social presentation'. You describe them by what they look like, because chances are you didn't see inside their pants. Someone can have a dick and look like a woman on the outside.
>>1129352
That's not true - if what matters is what other people think of you and your identity don't match, then it means you need to change what you look like on the outside to match your identity.
>>1129329
LaPiss
>>1129249
>It's going up your ass darling
>>1129337
No its not cuz it was not the first fucking time at my department that i was to keep a look out for a fucking transgirl who was reported as a girl but looked like a big burly man dike.
>>1129345
STEVEN/CONNIE?????????
WOAH!!!!!!!!!
>>1129376
I want to kill Steven
>>1129366
Make Jasper shove her entire arm up in there
alternatively the entire arm all the way through to the mouth
>>1129351
Do you guys think Peridot eats ass?
>>1129408
I'll help
>>1129316
Thanks anon, I'm not used to get love here <3
>>1129385
So everyone should have a y chromosome and be white right? it be a nice way to clear most of the worlds problems... oh wait.
>>1129345
>Not even trying
>>1129390
no matter how bad you wanna feel victimized by the sjw's, that situation would not happen in real life
>>1129425
I think it would either gross her out or she'd be incredibly enthusiastic about it depending on how you explain it to her
>>1129423
He fucked my pericherry
>>1129451
How would one explain it to her to get her to love it?
>>1129376
KILL
>>1129453
no no anon she is pure for you and no other
>>1129434
> So everyone should have a y chromosome and be white right?
The only thing that everyone 'should have' is the body they want.
>>1129449
You have the choice to believe what ever you want m8. At the end of the day if the word gender becomes somthing "i don't understand" ima just use male. instead. And ill just call trans, trans males/females.
>tfw amethyst will never take the knot
>tfw yiff yiff im a furry
>Jasper's grin grows wider as she forces in her pointer finger, her partner's ass tightly squeezing around her digits
>Garnet quakes and shivers with pain as her ass is stretched even more than she's used to, but keeps on a brave face, using one fist to cradle Jasper's swollen balls, the other wrapped around her base, guiding it to her thick dick-sucking lips
>She gives Jasper a playful wink with her third eye before diving in, wrapping her lips around it and diving down, easily able to get the first six inches in effortlessly
>Jasper raises her eyebrows for a moment, before her eyelids droop and her mouth falls open as the sensation of Garnet's hot wet mouth stimulates her rock hard weapon
>>1128840
Sexiest centichan.
Why is Garnet forever alone?
>>1129490
Cool, to bad that freedom does not exist, and with current technology not possible as well.
i still await the day i can become a cyborg without restrictions from the government.
>>1129515
>garnet
>alone
requesting art of everyone's reactions when walking in on these two /ss/ing
>>1129515
She's already a relationship.
>>1129495
it's just, you use a really bad example
if you had to do a police report you would describe them based on their appearance, not their gender identity
but yeah whatevs
>>1129460
Tell her eating ass is an honor only the most intelligent beings can perform and that doing so constantly will win her respect and admiration of those around her but only if she eats it like groceries
>>1129376
>>1129520
> i still await the day i can become a cyborg without restrictions from the government.
Me too, me too.
>kot blini
>its lapis
>>1129515
she's forever the opposite of alone though!
>>1129515
>Pearl to Lapis
This better not be some kind of shipping chart, cause there's no way in hell Lapis would ever forgive Pearl for keeping her in a mirror in her gem for god knows how long.
>>1129529
>implying it was an example
Dude maye it was just a cuz gay pride was happening at the moment but i shit you not that was the case. It was not an example it was an experience, and i had to walk the beat for a target that looked nothing as described.
>>1129529
most police descripes simply go as
>black
>male
>baggy jeans
>white shirt
>>1129562
(but she'd forgive Jasper for trying to hurt Steven?)
>>1129562
sounds like their personal crack shipping chart
>>1129490
This is why 'should' gets you in trouble.
I want to be a foot taller and have the physique of classical statue. There's no 'should' element in expressing that desire, it's delusional to pine for the impossible.
And if some linebacker looking motherfucker thinks he should be a dainty little lady. Well, tough shit, get in line behind all the other people whose wishes won't come true. Encouraging the idea that this 'should be' an alternative is a dangerous aversion of reality. It's far more healthy, mentally, to come terms with limitations and accept the world and bodies we live in. Encouraging that person into thinking their body 'should' be something else is abuse in my mind.
>>1129526
>"Your ship is a sin against humanity."
>>1129526
it'd probably be
amethyst laughing
garnet giving a thumbs up
peridot being both confused and heartbroken
connie just being heartbroken
greg having a heart attack
jasper being disgusted
lapis being both sad and angry as usual
every human being shocked except onion who gives an uncanny blank smile
>>1129594
>implying we won't have the technology to turn me into the little girl in several thousand years
>While her head falls backwards, tossing her thick white mane back over her shoulders, Jasper forcefully squeezes her last digit in, her entire fist now squished inside Garnet's thick, dark ass
>This final push makes Garnet cringe and groan in pain, making her fists wrench around Jasper's cock and balls
"That's....too much!"
"No...I like it....f-fuck....more!"
>Jasper looks perplexed as Garnet begins arguing with herself, her ass clenching up and her thighs shaking
>After a moment, she glows white for a moment, before splitting into two
>Jasper now has two naked midgets in her lap
>Ruby is facedown on Jasper's thigh, furiously finger-fucking her ass
"MY HANDS ARE TOO TINY FOR THIS"
>Sapphire, meanwhile, is in the same position, only icing her sore, stretched-out anus
>Jasper's cock remains unflinchingly erect throughout this
>>1129616
>Implying Peridot would know what the hell was happening
>>1129526
they smash pearl immediately and never look steven in the eye again
>>1129011
It is a literal representation of the artifacts, adding that image to the source image will give you the jpg image
The difference is also in color, as jpg can't deal with reds at all,as clearly seen in the extinguisher
>>1129351
>>1129637
hooooooooooot
please moar
>>1129637
Doin good, anon.
>>1129195
It didn't really hurt much besides the fact that it actually felt good but at the same time feel that Greg is trying to kill me but I think it matters because that tearing didn't hurt much.
>>1129210
Finger her obviously
>>1129229
I am not sure if its unhealthy for Sapphire and Ruby to fuse all the time though it did go wrong at one time where amethyst and garnet fused into sugilite and I was a bit concerned if Ruby and Sapphire keeps fusing all the time but for now, I am unsure of that.
>>1129346
As much as l miss Rose I think fucking her at a level 1000 would be outrageous so I might have to safely go for a level of 600.
>>1129360
Working on the drill with the other gems, nothing much.
>>1129666
Nice satanic trips
Satan wills me to write
>>1129647
yeah thats why i wrote confused
>>1129594
By this logic we'd all still be using fire and spears and walking everywhere because even though we 'should' have cars and stoves, that's delusional and 'pining for the impossible'
Everything is impossible, until someone tries to do it.
> It's far more healthy, mentally, to come terms with limitations and accept the world and bodies we live in.
Defeatism is not healthy. Stagnation is not healthy.
> Encouraging that person into thinking their body 'should' be something else is abuse in my mind.
Encouraging people to stay in bodies that disgust them, just because one thinks it is 'too hard' is even more abusive. When a scientist says something is possible, they are usually write. When a scientist says something is impossible, they are almost always wrong.
>>1129662
>greg's black star shirt
RIP Bowie
>>1129637
Jasper proceeds to fist both midgets
>>1129637
please someone stitch this all together
>>1129694
>they are usually write
why must I write by muscle memory?
>>1129692
Call the Pearloice
>>1129637
>>1129376
>>1129666
>>1129672
>Jasper shrugs before slipping her fingers back inside of Ruby, who shoots steam out her ears and nose, letting out a loud moan not unlike a locomotive
>Once her ass is properly soothed, Sapphire sits up and steps infront of Ruby's face
>She delicately lays a hand on Ruby's chin and lifts her gaze to hers
>Then slaps her across the mouth like a cold-hearted pimp
>Wordlessly, she steps over Ruby, walking across her back, standing parallel to it
"I was in the middle of something."
>She pops the tip in her mouth, using both tiny hands to hold it, her fingers not even able to touch, around Jasper's striped cock-tower
>>1129703
I'll put them all in a pastebin when I'm done, maybe I'll turn it into a proper story
>>1129772
The plot thickens
>>1129772
> maybe I'll turn it into a proper story
no no no
just do it
>>1129594
>we went from house-sized computers to pocket-sized computers that are even more powerful and it only took a few decades
>he doubts humanity's technological progression
Imagining explaining the internet to some guy who living 200 years ago. He'd say that you're delusional and something like that is impossible.
>>1129793
Nice post, Steven
>>1129772
Damn, that made my mouth water.
>>1129730
>>1129801
by 2045 we'll all be gem hybrids like Steven, with the ability to shapeshift and summon shields
Trans-gem revolution when?
>>1129793
So Steven, why is Jasper so lewd?
If she were flexing in front of you, would you sneak a lick of her armpits?
>>1129801
But first let's talk about parallel universes
>>1129772
You're doing god's work anon
>>1129801
Yeah and it only took us 30 years to create hoverboards by the Year 2015...
Oh wait.
We didnt.
Because we learned it's physically impossible.
Sci-Fi is much more fiction than it is science, and it's a very rare circumstance that these wild guesses come to fruition in reality.
Don't get your hopes up.
>>1129694
Don't start that sophistry shit. I'm not talking about scientific advancement and you know it. We are talking about how it is beyond the bounds of medical science to transform a large man into a small woman. Maybe we'll be there someday, but not right now. You have to accept that as much as a person living two hundred years ago had to accept small pox or any other ill that their time and place afforded them.
Accepting the world as it is, isn't defeatism. It's the first step to figuring out what you can change.
>Encouraging people to stay in bodies that disgust them, just because one thinks it is 'too hard' is even more abusive.
Actually it's about dead even, as the suicide rate for post operation transsexuals is the same as pre operation ones. Turns out therapy, i.e. getting them to mentally work through their problems is the only thing that actually abates their mind body issues. Which is why John's Hopkins (the clinic that pioneered transsexual operations) stopped giving the procedure years ago, they could no longer medically justify giving a painful and expensive procedure that produced no measurable quality of life improvement.
jesus tang
Anon kindly fucks off, regretting he won't see the story finish till tomorrow.
>>1129877
I love her so much and her anus hand
>>1129818
Thank you~
If I can be vain, which part?
>>1129801
I doubt that which hasn't been proven. Show me how to turn a man into a woman and we'll have a conversation. Currently we have genital mutilation, hormone therapy, and wigs.
If you developed some revolutionary new technique it would probably be a good time to share that with someone.
>>1129877
I wanna fuck her anus hand
>>1129877
Does that mean I have to fuck her hand?
>>1129837
>Jasper accepts this turn of events, placing one hand on Sapphire's ass, before getting it roughly slapped away
>Through she could easily throw the blue gem through a wall if she wanted, her attitude managed to keep Jasper quiet
>Instead, Jasper softly laid one hand on Sapphy's head, weaving her fingers into her long hair and gently pushing her down
>Sapphire leans forward and gobbles it down, her throat visibly bulging
>She also lifts herself just an inch off the ground, leaning in closer and placing her tiny feet on Jasper's grapefruit-sized balls, gently prodding and rubbing them with her toes
>Ruby remains facedown in Jasper's inner thigh, biting down on the muscle while holding her asscheeks open
>Three of Jasper's fingers pump in and out, making Ruby thrash and kick and slap herself on the ass, her tears of pain quickly evaporating the moment they emerge
>>1129875
>Turns out therapy, i.e. getting them to mentally work through their problems is the only thing that actually abates their mind body issues
This is absolutely not true. The only thing the AMA does *not* recognize any CBT as a superior treatment to HRT or SRS. The issue at Johns Hopkins is an isolated case of an activist doctor flexing his influence.
> We are talking about how it is beyond the bounds of medical science to transform a large man into a small woman. Maybe we'll be there someday, but not right now.
irrelevant. My point is that by discouraging those people, you push 'someday' further into the future. By encouraging them, even if they fail, progress is made and society can learn from the effort. A good example is otherkin, actually. Someone who wants a wolf body obviously can't currently have it. But by encouraging them to strive for the body they want instead of giving up, they could go on to research new surgical, genetic or other transformative techniques that pave the way for the body they want.
You can't justify your philosophy.
>>1129877
5 star comic
>>1130022
nice dubs zuke
>>1130022
It's official, folks.
>>1130022
You're perverted scum, Zuke.
>>1130051
What can I say? Buttholes are comedy gold
>>1130051
Standard Crewniverse degeneracy, desu senpai
>>1130190
I'm rebecca
Ruby is the best gem
>>1130190
>>1130207
>>1130207
So your not..rebbeca?
>>1130207
I dont believe you Sugar, if that is your real name
>>1130207
well done, friend
What happened? Thread suddenly died.
>>1130272
Cum inside me,
>>1130272
I dunno. Writefag still here, if anyone wants more
>>1129909
the big dick sucking.
I'm waiting for Based writefag
>>1130297
MEME XDD
>>1130297
dicks
By the power of witchcraft,gem magic bullshit and the power of heart i bring you a good Sardonyx desing.
>>1130290
Go for it bud.
Enjoyin' it.
>>1130316
I don't trust you.
>>1130322
>First time fusion Sardoynx
>>1129980
Nice dodge on skipping over the suicide rates not changing for pre-op and post-op. But I guess people killing themselves isn't an expression of mental health, they're just encouraging the development of resurrection technology, right?
I can justify my philosophy by pointing out that you can't do the thing you want. At some level a mentally healthy adult has to accept that. No matter what crazy science fiction fantasies you harbor for the future, its beyond any means to get what you want now.
That's not anti-progress that's a statement of fact. It's no different than saying there's no cure for cancer right now. This doesn't discourage cancer research. But you are pushing that non sequitur because you just don't like the options reality gives you now.
You're seriously bringing otherkin into the debate? Disaffected FurAffinity members who want to be wolves are pioneers of scientific progress? And you have the gall to say I can't justify MY philosophy?
You're our of your fucking mind.
>>1130290
yellow diamond abusing her pearl in private please
>>1130322
god, she's even hotter
>>1130322
it looks like she can't decide what kind of look she wants
>>1130324
>Jasper continues to work Ruby over, all four fingers in her ass, her thumb twiddling the girl's clit
>Ruby bites down hard on Jasper's thigh as she feels herself close to cumming
>Sapphire kicks Ruby in the ass as she cums, before returning to giving Jasper's swollen balls attention with her tender feet
>As Ruby explodes, steam visibly rising from her dribbling pussy, she goes limp
>Jasper removes her sticky fingers and grabs the base of her cock with them, shoving Sapphire down deeper, the bulge now poking through her little blue belly
>Jasper lets out a gruff, satisfied moan, falling backwards onto the bed, reclining and enjoying herself while the tiny blue one works her over with those fat DSL
>>1130290
go go go
>first time fusion sugilite
>>1129980
Ey you know what iv got a solution, become a hindu and fucking shoot yourself perhaps you will be born a fucking dog.
>>1130432
the first time look actually looks better on her
>>1130422
This part got me confused.
I cannot for the life of me picture the last two lines because they either somehow conflict, or i'm extremely retarded
>>1130432
Would she even have the glasses?
Jack Calzone (Stephen's VA) is playing League.
http://www.twitch dot teevee/ropen_lol
Disgusting
>>1129980
Life is not fair anon, one of the healthiest things one can do is accept that. put to much in to hope and delusion and you will find yourself in more misery than before. Transsexuals are prime example of this. very few are happy with them selves in any state or form anon.
>>1130494
>She shoves Sapphire's mouth down more on her cock
>She lies back and enjoys it
>>1130532
It's the fact that her belly's bulging.
From what? The dick going so deep?
Welp, off to bed. Goodnight /sug/. Thanks for the good company and comfyness <3
>>1130322
>>1130432
Dou -hong is based sometimes
>>1130508
Shut up steven.
>>1130507
>He's a LoL nerd.
Nerd.
>>1130508
Jesus Greg, come on
Square pizza?
>>1130508
Yeah, fuck pizza
>>1130397
>>1130546
Yeah. She's a tiny lady, and Jasper's hung at least a foot, maybe longer. It's porn anatomy, anon
>>1130556
You'll suck dick, but square pizza is over the line, huh?
>"Rose...uh...what do you think?
>"I think it's kinda hot."
>>1130507
I cant watch this it would be weird
>>1130578
>>1130583
That is so fucking wrong
>>1130583
At first I thought Pearl's ear was an eyeball and that she was wearing Greg's skin or something
>>1130507
>League of Legends
Fuck this. Show dropped. Bye, /sug/
>>1130578
I didn't know Greg was Joel.
>>1130583
>>1130507
I dont want to watch this and find out hes an asshole or something
>>1130583
>Pearl and Greg form a two armed almost perfect fusion
I guess they get along better they want to admit.
>>1130643
I wonder if he'd confuse that art as one picturing him since he doesn't know the character
>>1130547
Goodnight anon
>>1130656
Yeah, I never looked into the VAs for this reason.
Crew is different
>>1130659
Or can't admit.
>>1130656
well hes playing LOL so its pretty much confirmed hes an asshole.
>>1130656
Zach seems like a chill guy. Hell, the whole cast is really friendly.
>>1130677
>TF2 font
>>1130687
Except Peridot's VA. She's OLD and UGLY.
>>1130687
Shut up Rebecca
Goodnight sug
Remember to always fight communism, even in your dreams
How did Steven get the boo-boo on his eye in Jailbreak?
It looks like Jasper head butted him in the eye but that doesn't make sense
>>1130674
What why? Pearl's VA is so nice and retweets/likes a lot of SU fanart she finds and talks about it a lot, Amethyst's VA hangs out with Lauren a lot, and the rest of them are pretty nice too.
>>1130694
>Peri's voice actor is old and ugly
Well, there's hope going down the drain.
>>1130700
Don't be jealous of Rebecca anon. Sure, she's best buds with Estelle, sure she created one of CNs top shows, but you can do all that as well.
>>1130702
Have sweet dreams!
>>1130720
Amy VA is basically a partially responsible version of her
>>1130702
fuck off
one goodnight sug guy is enough
>>1130677
>>1130720
I'll take your word for it. I just don't want to risk having some SJW/unsavory thing a VA said to pop into my mind when trying to enjoy SU
>>1130720
Not that Anon but there adults and i can expect a level of maturity but Zachs a kid and kids are awful
>>1130728
Don't lose hope yet.
>>1130689
>Complaining about a font
>>1130720
>you will never fuck deedee and hear pearl sex noises
why. live.
>>1130694
But what if she's nice
Is the writefag still around?
>>1130749
>Pearl was always an oblivious rapist
Makes the whole Sardonyx accident make more sense.
>>1130744
i think it's funny how pearl's VA is just like her character, and amethyst's is too.
>>1130751
Amethyst's VA is very liberal, but Pearl's VA never posts any political stuffs or really any personal opinions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJEtIjNwqO0
>>1130749
lel.
>>1130840
Why the hell would anyone want to watch this?
>>1130855
it seemed relevant.
>>1126942
>Connie (defeated cluster gems nearly by herself)
That was mostly Rose's sword, plus the clusters aren't very coordinated.
I appreciate Lapis! She probably tries really hard!
I failed you homie, I'm so sorry. I had the inspiration, but it died last night as I froze my ass off and struggled to stay awake.
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>>1108246
Jasper/Pearl fluffy
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http://pastebin.com/CSH0gnTq
>You will never catch Lapis' sweat on your tongue as she works the pole for pocket change
>>1130895
so you know how much suffering she's in right now then?
>>1130507
Well at least now I don't have to worry about this fucking kid being cooler than me
>>1130895
Pearl tries harder
>>1130929
Why is everyone hating on zack playing League? I don't understand?
>>1130919
>Lapiss
>not Peridot
>>1130929
he's like 18... not really a kid
>>1130955
and it still gets her nowhere
>>1130978
That's a kid
Probably still in diapers
>>1130583
why didn't they just fug together?
there was literally nothing keeping them to do it
>>1130890
that swords gunna be responible for connie winning alot of things. i can feel it.
>>1130984
Rose could never love Pearl because she makes her look fat
>Foo Fighters
Zach has great taste
>>1130975
>You will never lie to Peridot about the value of U.S. currency and get her to suck your dick for a nickel
I came inside of Lapis without protection. Is she going to be okay?
>>1130997
best OP3
>>1131011
i don't think rose would think like that.
>>1130895
No lapis is lazy, really lazy.
Shes the type of person who would be to lazy to get up and get the remote so she will drag her entire chair instead to get closer to the remote.
Shes the worst kinda lazy.
The lazy that makes things even harder on you.
>>1129877
>says the Gem who doesn't even like to eat
>>1130507
I can't watch this anymore.
>>1131032
>Implying your waifu is real
>>1131038
And there's no catchy ship name
>>1131066
what happened?
>you will never hearing a knocking on your front door
>you will never open the door and see him shivering in the cold
>you will never let him inside and get some blankets
>you will never be picked up and forced under the blankets into a hug by him
>>1130984
DO people actually think these to were in a intimate relations ship? her feelings or rose seemed quite one sided.
>>1131032
should have used the bottle m8
>>1130895
Lapis is too tragic acting.
She needs to let loose and brings the farts back,
>>1131031
We just did these posts last night didn't we
>>1130694
what u talkin bout m8
>>1131067
>implying schizophrenia and delusions aren't
>>1131007
She couldn't beat a Pearl, as soon as she faces a gem that isn't a mindless monster she's going to poof like Amethyst. Except she won't come back, because she's a human and they only get one shot to not fuck up and die.
>>1131090
>>1131122
Don't fuck with tulpas. Shit will mess you up.
>>1130751
dear god your as bad as any girl on tumblr scared of triggers everywhere
>>1131117
what the fuck is that dress with those fucking yeti legs that's badass
>Chat filled with underaged
>Calling Zach "Steven"
>Requesting SU Music and Estelle Music
>Saying the Zach is their "Waifu"
This stream is more cringey than Zach himself.
>>1131164
>that's ugly
ftfy
>>1131137
>implying roses blessing is not in the sword implying when in real danger, plot armor activates and a "rose sentiment" takes control over the host.
Connie is gunna have the most bullshit plot armor and you know it.
>>1131179
I'm pretty sure zack will kill himself after this steam, resulting with SU being canceled.
>>1131084
i think it was mutual for a while also you have no heart.
>>1131179
What stream?
>>1131220
Steven's VA is streaming League of Legends on twitch.
The link has been posted a bit ago.
>>1131200
>killing yourself because you have fans
>>1131192
>when in real danger, plot armor activates and a "rose sentiment" takes control over the host.
>>1131190
what about the woman on the left wearing a pie crust
Has anyone ever considered Rose was suicidal? But she took the way out that benefits her team most.
so what will Alexandrite + Peridot look like/be called?
>>1131231
>LoL
Barf
>>1131216
Nothing to imply it was mutual. litterally nothing.
>>1131179
classic
>>1131258
>nothing could ever fit so perfectly inside
>that finger clasp with holo-Rose in Rose's Scabbard
>>1131237
Look into your heart and you know it to be true.
>>1131247
Why the fuck does everyone think Rose had some ulterior motives?
Why can't she just have wanted a baby? People can want babies without wanting to turn them into soldiers.
>>1131247
i do. maybe she felt like she already did everything she had to, except being part of the earth's life, so she had steven
>>1131216
didn't Greg have to explain lover to her?
or being in love i guess?
>>1131291
Not gems.
>>1131231
>Steven's VA plays League
FUCKING
DROPPED
>>1131308
Rose wasn't a normal gem, she was a fucking weirdo obsessed with humanity despite not knowing anything about it.
>>1131291
>People can want babies without wanting to turn them into soldiers.
I don't think I know anyone like that
>>1131232
>killing yourself cause you have cringey fans
FTFY
>>1131276
pearl and rose had something but i think rose was trying to kill a few birds with one stone in deciding to have a kid.
>>1131291
Killing yourself and leaving behind companions of thousands of years, leaving the earth at risk with Maybe Baby
Something was UP
>>1131291
>Why can't she just have wanted a baby?
because she had to kill herself to have one.
>>1131307
he had to explain her how a relationship works for a couple
>>1131276
Wana explain exactaly what that means.
Rose was important to pearl sure so rose was perfect for pearl,
Nothing to say vise versa yet.
>>1131360
she didnt have to she chose to
>>1131291
I doubt Rose is secretly evil or anything, but we still have no idea why, for example, she kept lion a secret from the rest of the crystal gems.
Full pic?
>>1131362
If you think holding hands isn't the lewdest act imaginable, I suggest therapy
>>1131378
she straight up said that she and steven couldn't exist at the same time.
>>1131340
cringe cash is still cash, dog
>>1131385
psycho mantis?
>>1131247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6nvQc8So0s
if this song is in roses perspective Rose fucking hated herself.
>>1131385
it's gnome-no bud, google it
You and pic related are about to perform fusion, what is the music you both dance to?
>>1131291
I think it comes from the mere existence of that bubbled object in Lion's mane. That thing is clearly artificial which could paint her in a mad scientist light. Also when she said, "Who cares what I think, what YOU'RE feeling is much more interesting" to Garnet. She's looking at her like a thing to be studied, rather than an individual.
>>1131410
>The Ocean Returns
>>1131419
Cuadruple cartwheels until we slam our bodies
>>1131416
His tumblr doesn't exist
>>1131419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kY7QvTjQbM
If its with that abomination, i wouldn`t even call it a dance, more like a mistake.
>>1131454
Wait, fuck I thought you only wanted the dance, what could go well with quadruple cartwheels?
>>1131469
Woah dude, not cool! He has feelings too. They're mostly varying degrees of agony, but he can still feel.
>>1131410
>I always thought that i might be bad but know that i know thats it true , Because you are so good and im nothing like you.
Damn maybe your onto somthing.
>>1131416
His soup won't let me in. I have to be a friend?
>>1131393
>she and steven couldn't exist at the same time
How did Rose know for sure also that that's how it works?
>>1131496
>>1131496
Wait, if Steven licked Connie down there, would that restore her hymen?
This is the first time I've thought something like this, I'm genuinely curious.
>>1131495
It's been so fucking obvious that it's Rose singing the song.
>>1131507
That doesn't matter, we're talking about her intent.
>>1131532
Is it her VA?
>>1131496
adult connie is for sexual
>>1131470
See my eyes, I can hardly see
See me stand, I can hardly walk
I believe you can make me whole
See my tongue, I can hardly talk
See my skin, I'm a mass of blood
See my legs, I can hardly stand
I believe you can make me well
See my purse, I'm a poor, poor man
Will you touch, will you mend me Christ?
Won't you touch, will you heal me Christ?
Will you kiss, you can cure me Christ
Won't you kiss, won't you pay me Christ?
I think Rose will be this tragic individual who is trying to break from her species' utilitarian views, but ultimately finds it impossible or at least really difficult. She's used to viewing individuals in terms of what they can contribute, more things than people ("my Pearl, viewing Garnet as something new to study, "playing" with Greg and other humans) and even her decision to protect humanity might have come purely out of the potential the species had, demonstrating their worth. And maybe that mindset drove her decision to have a hybrid, thinking of the potential such a being could hold, and the benefits to both Gem kind and humanity.
>>1131179
this is the most normal twitch stream i've ever seen
holy shit
>>1131616
What is Paheal, it's in there.
>>1131561
>that timestamp
Has Steven got any proven abilities over Rose yet? I don't see how the human elements in a hybrid could do anything but dilute gem powers.
So fragile.
well no need to make another general
>>1126650
>>1131633
What?
>>1131677
holy shit
>>1131677
You can't be serious.
>>1129662
>Garnet purses her lips as she looks back at Peridot. She couldn't even tell how such an event would pan out, just that it made Steven happy.
>Garnet gives a thumbs up, knowing fully well they did
>Peridot pauses, blushing brightly as she figures it out for herself, then giving a thumbs up in reply.
Slightly better ending imo desu senpai
>>1131799
no thanks
>>1128777
the trips of progress
>>1131561
The gems' societies are not utilitarian; they do not value the greatest happiness for the greatest number of people.
From what I gather, their actual ideology is basically fascism + a caste system.
The lower-class gems in the caste systems do everything for the elite "diamond" gems, and the diamonds only seek to expand their resources and population.
t. a utilitarian