HG - Hunger Games
Morbid Edition
>>11263126
>She looks at the scene with her most serious face, glasses on her face, rating his performance.
Mhhh... Not bad, not bad. It doesn't look very impressive like that, but the way so kicked his butt will surely scare the others once you take down the chief -they always attack in group-
Overall.
A solid A!
You pass!
It's weird though, the other gnomes I fought didn't bleed.
>>11263157
O-Oh... Sorry... I'm kinda dumb like that, I can't help. It's a disease. I've been thinking a bit more since I'm human, but I have a lot to learn.
Huh.
Well.
Why not leaving here until you get the money? There are enough rooms for the two of us!
>>11263190
~1~: D-Damn... I guess we were too slow to do our own edition
~3~: Yeah...
>>11263227
Mitsuki Nase shoots from 75th place to 7th with her victories.
https://pastebin.com/XHxsQBrX
>>11263242
>You passed with flying colors! Overjoyed beyond words, you raise your hands in the air in triumph!
>...Showing off the multiple lacerations you now have on them because you repeatedly punched ceramic shards.
host
>>11263275
>75th to 7th
Stop rigging for your waifus.
>>11263275
>https://pastebin.com/XHxsQBrX
I thought this died
>>11263242
Ok, but i'm sleeping in your bed and you gotta sleep at the foot of the bed. That's just how it works with dogs.
>>11263275
>lowest 10
Guess I'll just delete my folder.
I can't stop watching this
>>11263275
Feels good to be in my rightful place at the left of that leaderboard.
>>11263279
Scars of war!!
This is proof of your bodyguard status! Does it hurt? Probably not, you're a strong warrior. But let's pretend.
>She rips some bandage from his outfit and wraps them around his hands.
>>11263291
But I'm not a dog anymore... Can't I just have my own room? Come oooon!
>>11263291
>>11263279
>TURNS THIS FUCKING CAR AROUND.
>>11263338
>They actually hurt like hell, but a true bodyguard would never let the pain show. It's weakness leaving the body, so say mass-produced t-shirts.
>You're a tad more naked now that Fyxe ripped off some of your clothes to use as bandages, but you feel better that the bleeding has stopped. That's a fair trade-off.
>>11263352
OH YOU MOTHERFUCKER YOU ACTUALLY DID IT
>>11263338
Ya sleepin at the foot of my bed and that's final. You're also getting like one hour walks a day. starting now. let's go.
>>11263352
She's got a car parked in the garage, desu. I woulda felt bad if i didn't include some form of transportation with the free house.
>>11263363
I'll turn every car in every direction, don't you test me.
>>11263364
Consider it turned.
>>11263352
B-But..
host
>>11263380
dID SOMEONE SAY TEST?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmg-fnE7Das
>>11263275
KEK GET FUCKED RAT QUEEN
>>11263364
N-No...
>A collar with a leash magically appears on her neck.
I'm pretty sure it's illegal to do that...
>>11263380
Don't turn my car around.
>>11263363
Alright. Now, that you're properly healed... Follow me. I've spotted the gnomes' HQ.
It won't destroy their organisations, but I always say "strike 'em first before they strike you"
Except I never strike them but this is different now. Follow me!
>She grabs his tiny hands and leads him to a garden next door... The garden of a very old lady.
>Hidden in the bushes, they can see it. An ocean of gnomes. Gnomes everywhere! With a big one resting on top of a fountain!
Look at their creepy faces! It's obvious they're plotting against me!!
fuck this place
>>11263275
>tfw you're at the very bottom
At least I'm on the leaderboard, right?
host pls
>>11263432
>pets the mouse
The opposite of love isn't hate, but indifference.
Better be a known loser than be lost in the thousand of irrelevant fighters.
>tfw I'm gonna fall with them
>>11263432
Maybe you should whore yourself out for free kills.
>>11263431
I'm sure someone would try.
>>11263380
It's parked so I don't really think it matters if you turn it a bit.
>>11263423
>Looks and notices the leash in his hand
Wtf. Who the fuck.
>drops the leash
T-this ain't my fucking fetish.
>>11263454
Mitsuki plz
>>11263423
>Oh fuck.
>Just what have you gotten yourself into, Mayor? Just what have you gotten yourself into?
>>11263450
>fyxe just called you irrelevant
O-oh...
>>11263454
No that's disgusting and not wholesome at all.
>>11263450
Easy for you to say
Have you ever just stop and wondered why ducks are so mystical?
ok host pls
Hosto dosto bosto losto kosto plz
Thank
>>11263497
No shit, no joke: Yes. I actually have. and No, I wasn't high as shit.
why are we letting newfag literal who MLP cancer run around without shitposting
Did someone say free kills, brother?
I think they did sister. Shall we see what's left?
Maybe we could have seconds. Or thirds.
>>11263487
Yes, but it is 'whoresome'.
Shoot me
because we have no host
>>11263497
NOW AIN'T THAT JUST QUACKIN CRAZY
>>11263487
>>11263497
>muffled yelling
>waves hands to try and signal to his father
>>11263527
They're not causing any issues. What's the problem?
>>11263527
>Spike
>newfag
Look at him. Look at him and laugh!
>>11263404
Don't you get involved, Squid. I'm a wild child.
>>11263413
WHIPS, MY ONE WEAKNESS.
>>11263423
>Turns your car around
>You don't like this
>>11263465
Gonna turn it all the way.
Littlefinger died
>>11263495
I know, but look where I am. I'm gonna fall down with you guys. I'm not a good fighter, I've just been lucky.
>>11263469
>Puts a commado helmet on the Mayor's head
>Gives him a hammer as well.
Ready to attack, bodyguard?
>>11263477
H-Hey! It was just a metaphor to cheer up the mouse. Don't take it so seriously.
>>11263465
Phew... Glad you got your sense back. I mean... Being in a leash can be pretty cool, but I don't want people to call the police on me.
>>11263536
Curious is the trapmakers art. Their efficacy unwitnessed by their own eyes
>>11263534
>
>>11263541
It's that animal again!
>Starts chanting "hup hup hup yeah! hup hup hup yeah! Oooooo cariboo!"
>>11263554
Did he suck one dick too many?
>>11263552
Did I hear that right?
How do you pray?
>>11263552
Maybe I don't like this but...
DO YOU LIKE...
MY CAR?! (My car)
...
Sorry Spike. Shoot me please.
>>11263570
>LF
>too many dicks
Good joke anon!
ok host
>>11263560
>You are not ready in the slightest, but that doesn't stop you from stepping out of the bushes and shakily approaching the gnome rest on the fountain. You stare deep into his beady, gnome-y eyes as the hammer quakes in-between your hands. You give a nervous glance back at Fyxe.
>>11263586
>Throws bread instead.
>I'm going to roll dubs until I roll singles
>>11263552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSVApv8DIOQ
>>11263619
YO, WHO THIS NIGGA WITH GOOD TASTE?
HOST
>>11263625
>>11263608
I don't deserve bread anon.
This joke was awful.
My soul is cringing and I feel like I don't belong in this world anymore.
>>11263546
Shitposters need a reason when they don't like someone now?
>>11263639
>>11263633
>>11263634
You deserved to have rye on your eye for saying something ridiculous as that.
>>11263599
Y-YES!
He.. You... Your fighting aura is so strong you've paralyzed him with fear and all the gnomes around him!
He cannot move!
Grab your hammer and smashes his face Mayor! I know you can do it! You can be *my* hero!
>>11263652
>>11263527
I'll take ''Asgore being a dumb piece of pigshit'', Alex
>>11263650
>dabs while spinning two shuriken fidget spinners
>>11263664
>>11263618
>>11263625
Sorry we stole it.
>>11263653
Oh... It's based bread chan....
>tears come to her eyes
If someone deserves to kill me, it's indeed you.
Spear me with a french baguette while Ave maria plays in the background please.
A beautiful way to die...
>>11263688
>>11263681
>dabs while spinning on two shuriken fidget spinners while watching the emoji movie
step it up bruh
>>11263703
Oh, I'd spear you with something completely different.
>erection grows
>>11263690
>>11263688
Did our stolen goods just get stolen back? Well this sucks
>>11263711
kys Ramsay
>>11263717
>>11263704
>>11263708
>dabs while spinning on two shuriken fidget spinners while watching the emoji movie while smoking weed while wearing an OBEY cap
Get fucked nerd
Ooh~
Look what you made me do
Look what you made me do
Look what you just made me do
Look what you just made me
Ooh~
Look what you made me do
Look what you made me do
Look what you just made me do
Look what you just made me do~
>>11263662
>You turn back to the gnome, still shaky, and raise the hammer over your head, intent on smashing his stupid little face into smithereens.
>However, the weight of the hammer causes you to lose your balance and stumble backwards, arms flailing as you try to regain your balance. The hammer falls as you too fall backwards...right onto the pointy hat of one of the other gnomes.
>This gnome is now all up in your grill. And your pancreas, too, from what it feels like.
>>11263730
>New to the threads and wanted to have a little fun
>Missed out when the threads were alive
>>11263741
God I wanna nut all over her face
>>11263741
i dont like ur perfect crime
>captcha: ausfahrt levels
>>11263711
I feel like it will indeed kill me... but only after years of suffering from a STD
>>11263703
We don't have a baguette, but~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOBaqEgzvBM
>Hansel spears her with his axe
>>11263759
>>11263767
Tell me about it. I've got no idea how these people just sit around chitchatting for hours. I'm just about dead from the boredom alone.
>>11263784
>>11263768
The fuck, brah? The fuck?
>>11263703
A beautiful way to die? No need to get all riled up over a corny joke, sheesh.
Why succumb to death earlier on in your life when you have so much to live for.
>He wipes your tears with a wad of cash.
Now now don't shed a tear for the power of money and bread will soak it all up.
Jesus fuck if I hosted a /co/de would you guys be happy?
>>11263767
Get off your high horse. Sure the newfags are kind of shitty and don't really host but that doesn't mean HG is dead.
>>11263816
>us
>happy
>ever
>>11263816
sure
>>11263808
>Rabbids with mario game
Not bad, I gu-
>
FUCK THIS SHIT
>>11263808
>Just ate some Burger King
Na-Nani?
>>11263767
Give me an ava to play and I'll make them alive again
>>11263741
>>11263832
Did you burn the place down after you ate?
>>11263829
>>11263816
Any chance to kill these poor excuses for heroes is enough for me.
>>11263780
>implying I have an STD
Fyxe, I...I...
>erection fades away
I'm a...virgin...
>>11263782
Thank you... Now my sould is finally at peace... Because all dogs go to heavens after a- huh
>Realizes she commited the capital sin of furry: shaving
>She gets throws into the deepest circle of hell... and she can't even yiff
>>11263754
M-Mayor!!
F-Fuck! I don't know how he did it, but the big gnome managed to score a critical hit...Should I go help him or...
>she gulps down, gathering all her courage and runs towards him!
D-Don't worry, I'm here!!
>As she runs, she trips, and inadvertadly graps the mayor, spearing him deeper into the gnome.
>>11263848
N-No.........
>>11263830
Game of the fucking year.
>>11263830
Thanks for reminding me i need to get this
i love me some xcom
>>11263797
>>11263850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIJXVQ7epAE
>>11263870
>Yep, that's definitely the pancreas. You didn't need it anyways, no biggie. You can just buy another one, as soon as the agonizingly searing pain in your abdomen goes away.
>>11263892
>>11263891
Post the roll chart pls.
Who do I need to blow to get a game going?
>>11263860
O-Oh...
I'm sorry anon...
I'm sure Suz could have helped you with that, but she's gone now....
>>11263802
Nah, you don't understand. I lost my beautiful twilight-colored fur. I'm just a plain girl who works as a maid because the furry lobby dumped me.
Look at you!
You're a fucking bread! Everyone would like to be like that! No wonder you're so rich and popular.
...
I'm sure you're good friend with Nutella-chan too, I love that girl
>>11263933
>>11263931
Kill yourself.
>>11263841
Be yourself.
>>11263907
post that shit again and i swear to god you'll eat McFuckin™ lead for dinner
>>11263938
>Succs dicc
Ok gib gamu
>>11263870
An angel falls, so sad...
>>11263937
>>11263948
B-But I'm autistic tovarish...
>>11263952
Can't host right now, just wanted to see if you'd do it. Ya just got blacked, son.
>>11263981
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Ronald McDonald is the true final boss of America.
>>11263970
Play Junko Enoshima from the Danganronpa series
>>11263970
There are some things only a mamochka chan love, but that doesn't mean you can't try anyway. If you can't be yourself who can you be?
Okay, give me 24
>>11263992
>>11263955
>>11264014
Mayor of Gnometown
>>11264014
Eddy the cyclops
>>11264014
John Egbert
>>11263954
>You recieves a letter from the underworld in your mailbox. Hell has become pretty modern as of late
"Plz summon me with a ouija table, i don't like hell, it's cold and hot at the same time"
signed: the girl you killed
>>11263899
Are you okay?
Please give me a sign if you're okay.
Just because you're on the verge of death doesn't mean the fight is over! We'll win together
>She lift the gnome, the mayor still impaled on him. She raises it so, if he managed to gather all of his strenght, he could give a final smash to the big gnome with the hammer.
D-Do it!
>>11264014
FYXE
>>11263819
What? I was saying that I heard this place was way more lively before I ever came to these threads and wished i came here sooner
>>11264014
Gascoigne
>>11264014
Hibiki
>>11264014
Mitsuki Nase
>>11264014
Night Dog
>>11264014
James Storm
>>11264014
Kharjo
>>11264014
Lana's mother
>>11264048
lol, let me tell you a secret
it wasn't
>>11264014
SHREK'S HAD ENOUGH
>>11264014
toshinori yagi
>>11264014
The Burger King
>>11264014
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>11264012
>Y-You right. Thanks best ship.
>>11264014
Saber
>>11264024
>>11264014
Duck Guy
>>11264014
Galko
>>11264014
Lord Beerus
>>11264014
Kyouko Sakura
>>11264014
Wolfgang Grimmer
>>11264047
>You hold up an OK hand sign even though you are clearly not. You would not want to disappoint Fyxe with your failure any more than you already have.
>Oh, what's this? She's ignoring your ludicrous amount of pain to raise you up to equal level with the king of the gnomes. Hammer grasped back in hand somehow, you summon all of your mayorly strength to bring the hammer down and smash his stupid head to pieces.
>Mission accomplished.
>>11264119
AHA
A LOLI
>>11264002
I'll ask Adachi for the folder when I get home.
>>11264014
Hansel and Gretel
>>11264014
Yomika
>>11264014
Kumagawa
>>11264108
>>11264014
Marcille
>>11263936
A 'plain' girl? Being plain is the best thing you could possibly be, it's in my name, heck it's the DNA of my soul.
White Bread is probably the most blandest thing next to water. But being me, who I am, a bland guy with an acquired taste of boring stuff has made me get the dough.
I'm sure you earned yourself a reputation around these parts being fur less, what's the dillio?
>>11264014
Plain Bread Chan
>>11264139
If you do it I'll suck your dick, Kamina-san
>>11264165
Do not lewd the Kamina
>>11264014
Machi
>>11264139
Worst boat
>>11264029
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>>11264177
GET FUCKED, NERDS!
>>11264152
>>11264190
WELL I'LL BE DAMNED
Late Go
did I miss the game?
>>11264190
>>11264190
OH DAMN OH MAN SUCH A FUNNY PRANK HOT DAMN YOU DA BOMB
>>11264190
>implying i didn't think it was going to be bait
worth entering anyways in case
>>11264190
>The girl pulls out a BAR
Are those your last words?
>>11264190
>>11264190
>>11264190
Yeah I figured.
Gimme a sec I'll pick up the roster and bump it up to 36
>>11264210
You might be on time.
>>11264136
>Hibiki turns around to observe the scene
Where?
>>11264135
>Out of nowhever, the final fantasy victory fanfare echoes into the night! The boss has been vanquished! The world (read: FYXE) is free at last! Nothing wrong will ever ever happen any-
>An old lady burst out of her house, a rifle in her hand and shoots Fyxe in the back
>"You fucking hooligans have been destroying my gnomes for way to long"
>>11264239
ty bby
>>11264014
Lord Escanor
>>11264014
Marjane Satrapi
>197
>>11264239
Geese Thompson
>>11264239
Perfect. Make sure you put me against somebody worth something this time.
>>11264239
>The twins kiss her on the cheek.
Thank you angel.
>>11264232
>>11264239
Thanks, I was already picking it up but you can host better than me.
>>11264190
>NERDS
>>11264164
Oh, you're right.
Sorry. I didn't want to insult you or anything.
Well plain bread, just as plain water, are the best thing ever, BECAUSE they're plain...
>She stands up.
But... Even though it was the price of fame... I guess It's kinda nice not to be called "cancer" when I walk down the streets now. It's comfy...
>>11264239
Magical Slayer Mamika
My penis is rock hard. ROCK HARD!
AAAAAAAAAHHH!
>>11264239
James Storm
>>11264313
Calm down KK
>>11264249
>Fyxe getting shot in the back causes her to drop the gnome and the Mayor. When they land, the force of the landing pushes the gnome's hat all the way through the Mayor's body, sending it poking out through the front of his abdomen. One of his kidneys is impaled on the end of it.
>Both Fyxe and the Mayor are probably dead. And by probably, read: definitely.
>>11264295
AHHHHH
I NEED A LOLI RIGHT THIS SECOND
>>11264239
Elias Ainsworth
>>11264239
Dr. Jackal
>>11264333
>>11264336
>>11264336
>>11264309
>just had a flashback
>i remember someone making a post about wanting to ava a current anime season character but said they died in the newest episode
>wonder what they're talking about, forget it and watch the newest episode of this
>mfw
Penis in VAGOO!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
>>11264336
>LOLI
LOL
>>11264347
>>11264325
>And by definitely, read: until they get back without any damage the day after because HG is that kind of magical place.
>THE END
>>11264341
Hey Len do you have this
>>11264357
>>11264357
>>11264354
that was me
and she's in my dead folder now
her death really killed my wanting to ava her :(
>>11264370
>>11264415
>>11264372
>Curtain close.
>You applaud the performance, feeling slightly weird about applauding your own death as well as Fyxe's, but you'll be damned if it wasn't dramatic enough to bring a tear to someone's eye.
>>11264403
Do you think Rin let Archer fuck her? Cause I'd let Archer fuck me, desu
Hokay.
You got some swaps? Gimme them swaps
>>11264422
>>11264460
Take out one of the james storms
>>11264460
>Gnomes and missing kidney be damned, you are READY!
>>11264460
>You got James Storm twice kek.
>>11264452
I'd let Rin fuck me with a horsecock strapon desu
>>11264460
Change all of the tributes to James Storms
>>11264394
no but i do now thanks
>>11264305
Crumbfy. As it should be. You're still beautiful regardless of what you mold yourself ought to be.
>>11264460
Alright, I'm ready for a fight! I think...
>>11264478
Girl, why have you not entered?
>>11264473
>>11264478
But what if we need two...?
Yeah alright!
>>11264436
>>11264493
>Enters the booth that you were sitting in and murders you infront of your wife, Len.
>>11264460
Begin when you are ready.
>>11264460
They don't look like very strong prey, but they'll have to do. Hopefully one of them will surprise me.
>>11264460
They're ready to go!
>>11264460
Let us begin. I will try to go for a win.
>>11264460
>>11264051
>>11264341
>gotsa go do some stüf
>>11264544
>>11264507
>Getting new pics.
>Gotta make a wincard for the person that won my game this morning.
>I was gonna pick this game up so I didn't want to enter.
>Pick all three.
>>11264494
Thank you... Thank you for seeing the real me despite my new appearance.
Maybe it's because a bread is still a bread, no matter what you put on it, nutella, jam, butter... So you can feel how i feel!
>kissu
>>11264562
Oh, ok.
I was gonna give you my spot though.
Sorry Storm-Senpai, they noticed...
>>11264543
Already in.
Before one of you memers implies shit no it's not default.
Not very eventful either, seems like we just got one big fight.
>when your bait works and someone picks up the roster
>>11264570
HAHAHAHA YOU FUCKING SUCK YUNO
>>11264567
>It's cool Anon!
>Do your best out there!
>>11264570
>a furry and a lanky white boy beat king arthur and buffington mcsunpraise
shit games kyo
>>11264523
>You look up to a nearby balcony to see the alternate dimension you that accepted Len's hand in marriage get assassinated and slump over.
>What a chump. You knew it was a trap.
>>11264570
>It required a bulldozer to break his grotesquely huge schnoz.
>>11264574
The point is to waste everybody's time, not get a game going you fucking newfag shitposter
>>11264574
Oh damn you sure got us
>>11264589
I will. Already got me a nice shovel to dig myself out of graves SOMEONE put me into.
>>11264593
>>11264555
>goof
>>11264587
>>11264593
>Well-fought, Shrek, but tonight I am superior.
>>11264570
>The girl walks into the arena once more, noticing a mace leaning on the wall, picking it up, the girl pretends as if it was a wand and she is a princess, of course her fantasies are soon to be rudely snatched away by some giant man, the girl could try to protest and get the mace back, but she doesn't think that would be a very smart idea
>>11264596
get fucked nufag cancer, I got you and you can't deny it
>>11264460
Ready.
>>11264612
>Are you sure about that?
>>11264611
>pets
>>11264601
>Pfft!
>I'll bury you again next time we're in a game together cat man.
>Plus you better hope you never win one of my games or else I'll put my little present for you on it!
>Now focus on your game I'm gonna lurk.
>>11264564
>>11264570
フィックス・チャン. Thanks.
>Kare wa arīna no kata ni mukau.
Eilas must have noticed how good that little Ruler chick is doing, imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.
Yeah I fucked up that little boat's gender but I blame Kamina. I think of "trap" when I see "boat girl" now.
Fuck you Kamina.
>>11264595
>knew it was a trap
Len's a trap? Damn it, Asgore, don't spill the beans
>>11264650
You had better put that bow on there, I'm fully expecting it and I'd be severely disappointed if it's missing.
Have a good evening.
>>11264644
>You're about to experience the wrath of a god.
>>11264660
>Literally a grey goose. You will drink to that.
>>11264662
>Anyone with eyes could see she was a trap.
>Her siren song called, but you did not answer.
>>11264660
>The girl tries to nudge the man by the shoulder to get him to get up and win the fight with her, but her attempts on motivating him is in vain, before she succumbs to the same fate as the man, laziness
>>11264660
You're not going to finish me off now? Hah.. That's your mistake. I'm a genius, I'll learn from this and kill you another day. I've already learned your combat style. You heroes, being restricted to not killing.. This is going to come back and bite you. Next time we meet you're going to be the one on your knees, not me.
>>11264649
Please refrain from... petting me, Anonymous. I am not an animal after all.
>>11264651
>Waves BEST Bread goodbye.
Take care! And don't stay too much into the toaster, okay?
>>11264690
Don't make me post it
>>11264676
>Fool, I am a god! And I shall smite thee!
Shrek is Drek
>>11264660
>His eyes remain fixated at the crackling campfire.
>He huddles closer to the fire for warmth.
>>11264713
>I am past, present and future at once. Time itself bends to my cosmic whim. How do you expect to defeat an opponent you can never prepare for?
>>11264662
A cat is fine too
>>11264690
You're not an animal, you're A LOSER!
ARE YOU FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF? WELL YOU SHOULD BE CAUSE YOU ARE DIRT! YOU MAKE ME SICK YOU BIG BABY!
Oh uh... Seems like Fyxe is having fun at least.
I'm wondering what the mayor would even cook, and how it could be that bad?
See guys? We need 2 James Storms, he's a good, forgiving guy.
>>11264731
Careful, you might get toasted
>>11264739
>By being the master of the universe, false demigod.
>>11264660
Fowl does not need clothes anyway. Kharjo will just take them for his companions.
>>11264742
>Kiritsugu looks around after the GPS on his phone goes blank.
Dammit. I'm wandering too far from camp anyways. As long as I retrace my steps I shouldn't have any trouble getting back.
>Kiritsugu walks back to his base.
>>11264742
Birds of a feather flock together!
>>11264765
>"False"? I have slaughtered untold millions in my quest for godhood, and you are nothing before me but a mere ant.
>>11264742
>After a couple minutes of straight up vomiting, he finally stands up, when he does his eyes looked glazed over and dead, and there's still a little vomit dripping from his lip
I think...I'll cook next time.
>>11264660
>>11264680
I'd never thought I would be gray, aside from when it's my 100th birthday.
>Geese spray-paints his rubber goose mask with a can of gray spray paint, including his beak and eyes
>>11264742
Sleeping in the best time for weeping.
>Canon event.
Seriously where did everyone go
Sorry Machi but... That seems like quite the tall order. Maybe you should reconsider?
King I don't think you can recolor the hair on that costume, just saying.
Deku dude are you okay? I'm worried about you man...
>Sex events
At least my boy JAMES STORM is there to oversee it and make sure it remains pure.
>>11264742
>>11264809
>You find it a bit rude that the man vomited up your exquisitely prepared meal. After all, those beans only expired 50 years ago. They're still good as long as the can was unopened, you think.
>>11264804
>For every being you slayed, I killed tens of thousands with half the effort, and this will be no different as you only have barely ascended in godliness.
>>11264840
Hang on, I'm not here for this kinda business, this ain't what monsters do, alright? You people are crazy.. If you wanna fight then let's fight, but this, uh.. You can probably find somebody else!
>>11264840
>oh man should i go for the weaklings and stuff
>nah man lets go for
>a kid that can delete anything
>god of destruction
>a fucking ruler
>two crazy kids
>>11264840
>>11264844
Kharjo can not help but wonder, why are there so many birds here? Do they fight? The birds Kharjo knows are harmless animals.
>>11264840
Wait did I--...Oh my god, I vomited up blood. Oh that's not good.
>>11264844
You know what? I don't think you shoukd be allowed near food. No offense but; you're not very good at this.
Boom, Slice, Slash
Lots of shit going on here, and our boy Emiya kicks off the night with a bang.
Mayor I gotta ask how you could ever be so confident to willingly give up your organs?
Well, still more lucky than that Matt fella... Unwillingly.
K-Kharjo you okay?
>>11264863
It gets weirder.
>>11264872
>You suggest birdwatching to find out. It could be fun, probably.
>Probably not.
>>11264875
>You never claimed to be good at cooking.
>>11264855
>Shrek, we can put aside our differences and rule as twin gods. I will gladly share my powers to create a better universe. Listen to me, brother, and do not lose sight of the important things.
>>11264914
>The better question is what she will do with them now that you're a skinsack of just bone and muscle laying on the ground.
>>11264917
Then why'd you think it'd be a good idea to try? That was so bad it caused me to vomit blood, BLOOD!
>>11264914
oh
>>11264914
We'll be back after a few commercial beers.
>>11264190
I wish I would have been clever enough to do that.
>>11264840
Hibiki contains the qualities that firmly discerns her as being poor: Envy, Carelessness and Anger. It disgusts me.
>>11264914
What's that? Are you all hungry, you could of just told me earlier instead of gawking at my amazing mold. I'd be glad to deliver you bread.
>>11264950
>Blood? Impressive. You've had people vomit your cooking up before here, but never vomit so badly as to puke up blood. This is a proud first moment for you. You take out a DISPOSABLE CAMERA and take a picture of both the man and his vomit for your scrapbook.
>>11264914
『And what a shame, I liked them better this way too』
『Surely this is a loss for me』
>>11264934
>That isn't possible for both of our powers are too grand for the multiverse, one of us has to die to preserve all of causality
>>11265004
The ghost of my furry self is gonna haunt you for what you did. Be sure of that.
>goes back to hell
>>11264996
It's not impressive! I'm probably going to need to see a doctor after this...
Why would you be proud of this? This isn't something you should be proud of.
Another three tributes slaughtered right off the bat, dunno how Deku can fight so well when he just got finished puking his guts up but whatever.
Really seems like the poor kid got the only shitty cook in the arena too, everyone else is eating pretty good. Toshinori even has some bacon!
You butter try harder next time, plain bread man, and don't be jelly of Beerus' skill.
...I'll see myself out.
Also excuse me while my net just fucking dies.
>>11265038
>Oh, you never said you were proud of this. You actually feel really terrible about it. But, a first moment is still a first moment you need to record for memory's sake.
>>11264917
Kharjo will keep an eye out.
>>11265053
>keeps an eye out
>completely misses the one eyed kid
Why did it have to be like this.
>>11265022
>Will you not sacrifice your own self, brother? Such a noble act from a leader such as yourself would be remembered for the rest of time.
>>11265033
>Oh hey you used the filename I suggested
>>11265053
YOU'RE TOAST! KITTY-KAT!
>
O'come on, really? A force field? Rye'd you have to be such a buzzkill.
>>11265121
>>11265121
>>11265121
I gotcha
>>11265094
Of course I did, it was a good idea after all.