HG Reigen Arataka Style
MAGIC EDITION
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDYNuD4CwlI
Tribute me senpaitachi.
BONUS: WIZARDS RULE!!!
f-forget what you saw
>>11260853
Not a dogman
>>11260853
Gascoigne
Cara Delevingne
>doesn't forget what I saw
>>11260853
Captain Luna
>>11260853
A chill dogman
>>11260853
Arle Nadja
Real wizards... awesome!
Araragi Karen
Lord Beerus
Mitsuki Nase
Shinoa
>>11260853
Mayor of Cantown
>>11260853
Catman
>>11260853
Mouse Princess
>>11260853
Jim Ross
>>11260853
Dogman killer
Nebby
Marjane Satrapi
>198
>>11260853
Bondrewd.
Kuroudo Akabane
>>11260866
>You will never cuddle with Shark Octo
>All it's limbs holding you
>You will never feel that safe in anythings arms
>You will never wake up with that feeling
>>11260907
Wrong Luna my friend, the porn poster was somebody else.
Lord Escanor
>>11260853
Baron Blade.
They suck.
>>11260853
Geese Thompson
PigWheel
Casshan
Altair
Checkit
>>11260853
Gishki Ariel
>>11260930
nice power to be late lol
>>11260913
>implying I am not simply another aspect of the same Luna who you see in theses threads all the time
Star Butterfly
>>11260932
Redongo bongo retongo! Let's bring Justice!
>>11260932
>>11260932
Time to fight for mankind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qkuu0Lwb5EM
>>11260903
What are you counting down anyway?
>>11260948
Lorewise, sure. But you and I are two different people.
>>11260905
>>11260932
>>11260934
I think I may take this chance to step out.
>>11260932
Reigen, if you would. >>11260950
>>11260932
Begin
>>11260932
>You are READY for a memetastic adventure!
>You also now hate yourself for using the word memetastic.
>>11260960
>Her childhood
>>11260930
>As you have eradicate that Baron, another walks in.
Do you have any idea just what you are dealing with? I am not even the strongest scientist in HG and even I could mop the floor with you. Now stop lashing out like a scared rat.
>>11260961
Nah mate.
I am you, and you are me.
>>11260930
Peekaboo.
>>11260985
Oh! Sounds ominous.
>>11260932
Ladies and gentlemen watching at home and around the world, welcome to Monday Night Rebound! Jim Ross here, and joining me behind the announce table is Mouse Princess, and ma'am, I'll admit that there may be too much action for a tiny thing like you. Nonetheless, what's your favorite combatant coming into this afternoon's contest?
>>11260932
There's no time to wait, let's enter the arena-gate.
>>11260992
Impossible. Our taste in porn is too different.
>>11260932
The bout is beggining! Ready or not here I come.
>>11260967
As should be natural.
You've my thanks for this.
>>11260970
Thanks Cap! I'll fight in your name and banner!
>>11260932
>checks it
Damn Reigen your dick is bigg
Check. Check. Check. Nice.
Let's go.
>>11260930
Hey why don't you rapscallion your way into this game?
>>11260932
Looks fucking awful.
Oh wait that's every HG rosters lol
>>11260853
Ryoma Hoshi
>>11261023
I would not ask that of you. I only hoped to help out a friendly new face.
Best of luck.
>11261034
Stop entering then
>>11261010
>implying you don't have a hidden subconscious part of yourself that has completely different tastes in porn
I'm gonna fuck that goose.
>>11261033
>The girl looks around for some skulls, as she and the rat princess have agreed to design their costumes with the most badass things in the world... skulls, sadly most of the skeleton around seem to be of birds, but bird skulls are still badass, right?
>>11261040
>>11261047
>massages your back
>>11261047
I somewhat doubt it. Small tits are objectively the best, there's no wiggle room.
Get it? Wiggle... Ah, I'll just see myself out.
>>11261048
I'm gonna tie a noose.
>>11261033
>In fact, you dance so much, you somehow reverse your gender by the end. The Gender-bender tango bango is a classic, don'tcha know.
>the cringy massage footfag guy is a ponyfucker too
>>11261033
>>11261047
Oh hey you're back
>>11261075
>don't mind me just pushing my agenda over here
Dang. Catmen ain't got nothin' on that cougar.
Also nice godmod power lmao. Shanked by a hobo.
>>11261075
Don't be mean to Shion.
>>11261087
Fuck off my house, cats
>>11261087
>This statement has the names in the wrong places
>>11261087
Poor Baron, I wish I could help him, but ah, I'm just a plain human girl.
>>11261087
I guess I should pay you back for those times that I've snatched a victory from right in front of your nose. I don't have much, but take it.
>>11261033
Bullseye! I KNEW that I could use one of these things! The only killer of Dogmen here is I, Star Butterfly!
..I should probably find some cover or something.
>>11261087
>Star lays curled up into a ball on the ground, her mind focused as all of her goals in life are finally achieved.
I. Am. Whole.
>>11261048
If you try and fuck the goose, the only thing you'll get is abuse!
>>11261087
The cold cannot hurt me, I am warmer than a lava sea.
>>11261033
Well, ladies and gentlemen, this 500 pound tiger is going to be guarding yours truly during this contest...Hey, settle down, there's plenty of Good Ol' JR's BBQ sauce in the back...Anyway, let's commence the action! AND IMMEDIATELY, WHAT AN IMPACT! STAR BUTTERFLY HAS FIRED THE FIRST SHOT, LITERALLY, INTO THE SKULL! INTO THE CEREBRUM OF THE DOGMAN KILLER! NOW NO ONE IS SAFE FROM THE DOGMEN, BAH GAWD IN HEAVEN!
>>11261065
Wiggle wiggle wiggle.
>>11261077
Hola des amigos
>>11261092
I've said it before and I'll say it again, that's not me.
Here's a UID
>>11261112
I know I filtered this image yesterday so what the fuck?
>>11261087
>With one swift chop, you separate the unsuspecting man's head from his body, sending blood spilling everywhere. You may have some career opportunities in the Middle East.
>>11261075
I'm an equal opportunity masseur
>>11261124
Ok, that one's nice.
>>11261128
Fyxe resets her files every week
....but anime is stronger than cats.
You're going to have to muscle up if you want a chance at taking down that winnaholic. Squab is a good start.
>>11261175
>tfw visit the devil's bathhouse for the third fucking time in a row
Reigen is a hack.
>>11261175
>You are not only a woman now, but also apparently a dogwoman. Therefore, it is now entirely appropriate for people to refer to you as a BITCH from now on.
What would your life look like if 4chan didn't exist?
>>11261169
That's messed up.
>>11261195
Exactly the same.
With maybe slightly more free time.
>>11261112
I'm getting tired of these asexual creatures appearing fyxe. Trying to control creatures like that is an absolute nightmare in logistics.
>>11261175
Bombs is the answer
>>11261175
>>11261191
>She looks confused at the picture of the mummified werewolf, looking up at the normal mummy, she shuffles a few feet away from the creature, not knowing what to do
>I might leave, thanks for hosting Roman Reigen.
>>11261033
I will show you all the might of the Gishki.
>>11261175
Do not think I mistake your calmness for stupidity.
>>11261175
Oh, woes have got me down. Alcohol is always a good cure for a frown.
>Geese takes the bottle of beer, and puts it up to his beak. The beer doesn't go into the plastic beak, and it spills all over his poncho
Oh, it seems like I've made a mess. Cleaning this will most likely cause some stress
>>11261175
I couldn't d it without you Catman, we make quite the team. Especially since I don't really know what Rugby is, but it was fun, and violent!
Catmen showing their worth as divine entities.
Divine entities that get beaten up by twig ladies in their mid life crisis.
>>11261186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVF10aqfruk
>>11261191
Hah.
Bitch.
>>11261195
The same but with another crippling hobby.
Maybe I'd still be playing Dota.
*shudders*
>>11261195
I'd probably masturbate about a third as much as I do now.
>>11261204
You sure? I thought sex made people acting crazy and stuff.
I wish I knew a dogwoman but nope, I don't know anything about dogs
>>11261191
Dog? And a girl?
I'm gonna call you "PERFECTION"
>>11261236
I hope that event isn't implying we're opening that chest, because NOPE
There are better heavy metal band out there
>>11261175
Whoa, what's Shinoa got in her hand? It's a bird! It's a real pigeon, folks! OH MAH GAWD, SHE STUFFED IT INTO KAREN'S MOUTH! WHEN I SAID WOULD BE A CATFIGHT, FOLKS, I WASN'T MEANING IT LITERALLY, BUT NOW THE FUR IS STARTING TO FLY BETWEEN THESE TWO, IF YOU PARDON THE EXPRESSION!
>>11261236
Ow! Ouch! Hey, watch it buddy. I know it's kinda long but it's not like there's a salon anywhere around here! Plus my wand's outta juice.
>>11261236
>Even if it's an apt nickname for you now, it still hurts to hear. What an unfortunate occurrence. Also unfortunate is what's happening to Karen, but you couldn't care less about that at the moment when your own feelings are on the line.
>>11261271
>my wand's outta juice
What did she mean by this?
>>11261263
>Grabs a bucket of glue
>throws it over you
>then throws a bucket of fur over you
>>11261236
I'd hate to even think if the host was some savage beast out to kill us all! Just who and what in the hell is that mysterious host hiding?
Oooh. Imagine if that event was just one tribute down.
>>11261263
>If anything, this is imperfection, as you're two opposites of what you're supposed to be.
>...
>Wait, that girl's hair looks familiar. Where have you seen it before? A magazine? Either kind is a possibility.
>>11261316
>As is natural, the cat annoys the dog. The catman annoys the dogwoman. All is right in the world.
>>11261298
W-What have you done, anon....
...
Welp. I guess if you ignore the fact it's unconfortable as hell... It feels nice to be all orange again
How many animes have you watched?
>>11261316
>
>>11261336
>complete (235)
>dropped (89)
>>11261286
>M-m-m-magic!
>Probably should've worded it better, my bad sorry!
>>11261316
Okaaaaaay that dude is bigger than me and I lost my trusty bow and arrow...I can sleep here tonight no problem.
>>11261316
It's quite amusing to keep seeing people fall for the oldest trick in the book. Are they really that simple-minded?
Littlefinger dies
>>11261351
wew fucking lad
>>11261316
It seems like I'm going on a journey using the train, I hope I could stop by Spain! Maybe even Denmark, where they have beautiful, green parks!
>>11261334
Now for the final bit...
>slowly rips off every piece of glued on fur
>>11261326
No not, us humans are the one that are imperfect, always chasing a happiness that nevers comes. Dogs don't care about that, they simply live their lives.
>4th wall thought reading is in full force again
I miss being one...
>She pats the Mayor's head.
I didn't know you could get cuter though
Kek the geese event.
Oh and not fyxe is dead. Cool.
>>11261336
like four or five my dude
>>11261375
>>11261363
Now if only our Littlefinger could die as well
>>11261364
Been slacking off recently, sorry.
>>11261316
>>11261360
>The entire time, Ariel fixes Mitsuki with a cold, murderous stare.
>>11261375
BOOMER SOONER! BOOMER SOONER BAH GAWD!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrAzlvunI6k
>>11261375
Why you gotta spoil the fun like that?
>>11261367
H-Hey... HEEEEY!!!
What are you doing, it's taking my skin though
>Dies in a very gory way, something that could be straight out of an indie 80s serbian slasher movie
>>11261336
A few dozen but really only one or two because 95% of anime is all the same shit
>>11261397
That's a terrible exaggeration
>>11261369
>The girl monologues about perfection and then pats you on the head, calling you cuter.
>Cuter? So you HAVE seen her here before!
>But where and when? There's dozen of girls just like her here. You think you would remember this one given her hair is so neon, it glows in the dark, but your memory is failing you.
>>11261375
>It's just more cans.
>>11261375
>He meets his eyes with frienders'.
I suspect fiendish intent behind those eyes friender.
HE'S CALLING FOR BACKUP
BUT HE'S TOOOOO LATE
>>11261393
We've seen furry Fyxe.
And human Fuxe.
Now, coming to an HG near you, skeleton fyxe.
>>11261375
Woops, sorry. I thought you were one of the guards of yesterday who came back for revenge.
>>11261375
>The pure black, plastic eyes on the geese mask stares into the pig's soul. Geese notices the pig staring after a while, and he shakes his hand infront of the pig's face, trying to get him out of the trance
Hmm, are you feeling alright? You seem to be going totally white.
>>11261423
>Now, coming to an HG near you, skeleton fyxe.
...
You've unleashed the dark part of my soul that loves to create unholy things.
You're gonna regret that
>>11261423
>skeleton fyxe
>it's a skeleton with two basketballs glues to its chest
>>11261442
>>11261450
>>11261423
Based
Did you know that your skeleton loves vore? Cause it's inside you all the time!
>>11261423
>skeleton fyxe
This gives me a boner
>t. craig
What happened to these hosts? Seth Mokou Aikawa Junko Hoshi Jude Dedede
I think it's a little too late for that, girl. Their blood is on your hands.
>>11261402
Hyperbolic but not terribly so. Haven't you ever watched the first episode of a series and immediately knew all of the character archetypes because you see them in most every show?
>>11261468
Seth died.
Mokou is afk.
Aikawa is busy masturbating.
Junko is busy shitposting.
Hoshi is miffed.
See Junko for Jude.
Dedede is busy playing Kirby games.
>>11261404
So... what have you been up to? It's kinda been a while. Do you still have the plush (Deluxe edition) I gave you?
>>11261457
>Fuckin nice.
Badum tss
>>11261468
Dead (rip)
Break
Hosts now and then
Despair games followed Junko's dad into the grave
Hoshi doesn't host
Jude shitposts
DDD hosts every now and then
>>11261423
>Neoroid Casshan plummets into the frozen lake rescuing the hapless wight from succumbing to the eventual symptoms of Hypothermia.
Otou-san.............................................................
>Junko
>>11261468
>Seth
Dead. Didn't pass on his games, either.
>Mokou
He's here on and off.
>Aikawa
He hosted during the eclipse
>Junko
(Insert Dead dad joke here)
>Hoshi
Too busy playing FF14
>Jude
Dead/Shitposter
>DDD
He hosts sometimes
>>11261483
do noT LEWD THE MAYOR
Man, I bet he's jealouuuuuus.
>>11261500
Dude that joke was so bad that I'm literally shaking my head at the fact it made you laugh.
>>11261263
Believe me, it has nothing to do with that.
>>11261336
>About 10 or fewer i think
>>11261423
>Baron actually kills himself
>The meme is realized.
>Someone is streaming Snail Race on facebook
Wha a time to be alive
Alright feast it up
>When you JUST start tugging on your dick and your mom barges in without knocking
Oh....
I miss rigginsmania
>>11261423
>You immediately descend on the meal like a lion on a crippled wildebeest. Suffice to say it, there is none left for Karen.
>>11261493
>Plush? But the only plush you have is-
>You immediately pull out your coveted FYXE PLUSH and look at the hair. Then, you look up at the girl. Then back at the plush. Then back at the girl. Then back at the plush. Then...
>>11261541
>Cantown happened to need new construction materials for another housing development, and as it just so happens, Casshan is a big fan of recycling. 2 + 2 = hand over all the cans and no one gets hurt, prettyboy.
>>11261583
>AAHHHH!
It's over
next slide.
>>11261600
>lewds the mayor
Shit did I miss the new code last night?
>>11261585
>not staring her directly in the eyes while you finish
It's ovr
this slide
>>11261630
I don't think so
>>11261600
There is it!
Damn... Even if it's a crude replica I didn't remember looking so fresh! That orange color is like dusk light glistering over the ocean
-Yes I'm kinda poetic-
Damn... I miss my fur.
>>11261616
My lunch money on the mayor!!
>>11261642
>>11261644
Hah. Hahahah.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>11260923
>>11260923
>>11260923
>>11260923
>>11260923
WINNER
ALL THAT BATH PAID OFF
>>11261541
I just thought it was one of those dumb good jokes that makes you smirk and shake your head..
ngw
Haha. Heh. Hoo...
Thanks for biding.
>>11261657
No. It was one of those jokes that's so bad it isn't even a joke.
The kind nobody reacts to.
You're that one person who snorts and then everyone stares at you like you're the dumbest one in the room.
>>11261616
>Upon reflection, perhaps stabbing straight into the mouse with a butter knife was not a good way of doing surgery. Oh, well. She's in mousy heaven now.
>>11261626
>You get lewded, whatever that means. Hopefully in your dogwoman form to pander to a certain demographic pretty hard.
>>11261642
>When one forgets about oneself, that's the most dangerous thing of all.
>>11261644
>Her fur?
>It finally clicks with you after several signals: THIS is Fyxe. You run over and give her a big ol' hug!
>>11261656
Congrats to the winner before dinner!
>>11261656
>>11261642
...............................
Of course he forgot about them, since he because one... They're nothing but traitors.
Ah.
Congratulations.
And thanks for the game
>Says something about the host you don't like
>>11261677
I hate myself too.
>>11261656
>>11261666
>You congratulate the winner and thank the host.
>>11261677
Is a faggot
>>11261666
Thanks for hosting Reigen.
Things you think only you do.
>>11261642
>>11261685
you tried your best little sweetie
>>11261704
take a shit on the exact same time every day
>>11261585
fuck off bolin
>>11261666
Thanks for hosting, sir!
>>11261666
Even though I didn't make it in, I would like to thank you for letting everyone else enjoy these games. That's more than I can say about my progress.
>>11261666
I'm dumb for appreciating that kind of humor? Well, I'm if it makes you feel any better go ahead and say that because at the end of the day I'm glad I can let myself relax and enjoy dumb jokes.
>>11261667
H-Hey, why are you happy all of sudden...?
Not that I'm complaining, a hug is fine.
I also feel it much more without all that velvet on me...
>she hands him Fanta can.
I've already used it, but there is still some soda inside. You can have it!
>>11261747
>grabs a hairbrush and combs Fyxe's long, sily purple hair.
Looks like a game just ended, would anyone be interested if I hosted a game immediately after?
>>11261656
>tfw you actually win
Thanks for the game, host
Sorry for the late reply.
>>11261779
do it pls
>>11261708
>This situation can only be accurately defined by the term "hell gay".
>>11261747
>What's this...?
>CANS CANS THE MAGICAL THING, THE MORE YOU GET, THE MORE YOU...
>...sing? Sure. SING!
>You take the can and run it over to Cantown, setting it up to be a new SUBWAY STATION. Your metro is coming along quite fine, save for a small worker's strike over falsified pay raises.
>>11261779
I'd have to drop tribute and run, but I'd be down.
>>11261779
ye spls
>>11261656
The winner is unsettling... Besides that, it was a good show! Thankaranya for hosto bosto.
>>11261770
H-Hey... What are you doing anon. My hair is fine, it's a special "messy" style, you don't have to comb it...
...
But it also feels quite nice so... Go on!
>>11261779
I'm game for one!
>>11261794
Bye bye!
Damn, what a pretty voice... I wonder if he could sing Italo disco
>>11261779
>>11261793
>>11261794
>>11261795
Ok I'm hosting, first 24
I'll try to get the genders correct this time
>>11261835
Ryoma Hoshi
>>11261835
Lord Beerus
>>11261835
John Egbert
>>11261835
U-511
>>11261835
Skeleton Fyxe
>>11261835
>>11260921
Geese Thompson
>>11261835
Captain Luna
>>11261835
Misunderstood Up-and-coming Artist Adolf
>>11261835
Reigen Arataka
>>11261835
Monstar Butterfly
>>11261835
Ash Crimson
>>11261835
Mayor of Cantown
>>11261828
>You can certainly sing the song of love, as you blow Fyxe a kiss and run away, giggling like a tiny little rag-covered schoolgirl.
>>11261835
Lord Escanor
>>11261872
>massages your feet
>>11261835
Shu Maiko
>>11261835
Upset Lenny
>>11261835
Kuroudo Akabane
>>11261835
Revy
>>11261835
Arle Nadja
>>11261835
Sleepy Mouse Princess
>>11261835
Araragi Karen
>>11261835
Usotsuki
>>11261835
Reaping, if you wish to switch say so now
>>11261883
>enjoys it
>>11261948
Let's do this!
>>11261948
I, Reigen Staraka, accept this challenge.
>>11261956
>Reigen Staraka
???
>>11261948
I'm not particularly excited about anyone here... Oh well, I'll just kill them all and start over with a new batch until I find one that catches my eye!
>>11261948
I wish all contestants good luck, unless you died during the bloodbath then I apologize I wish you better luck next time
>>11261963
check his district mate
>>11261963
IT'S HIS NEWEST ORIGINAL OC DONUT STEEL
>>11261948
I am prepared for anything, from my feet up to my wing.
>>11261977
This is no place for children. You're lucky I stumbled across you first and managed to give you a quick death before the others could make you suffer. The first kill of the day and it's a kid.. Hopefully I can find someone more worth my time soon.
>>11261977
The first day begins, no massive events but theres some fun little scenarios that have happened here and there
>>11261948
>>11261977
This job was chosen exclusively for my own pleasure - don't get any ideas that I'm here mettle with your personal affairs or any of the latter.
>>11262032
You messed up my gender, again?
>>11262057
It's because you're that much of a cunt.
>>11261835
Johnny
>>11262032
W-What kind of magic is this?
>>11262032
Oh, it seems like I'm being chased. If I want to get away, I must keep up with my haste.
>>11262032
A surprisingly small number of you decided to sleep, hopefully that wont come back to haunt you in the later days
>>11262057
I believe you claimed to be a lady during the last game, I am obligated to identify you by your preference
>>11262081
Little late there
>>11262095
fuck
>>11262095
I suppose I could tuck you under my wing if you are cold.
>Miss 3 games in a row
>>11262095
I'm upset.
>>11262095
>>11262127
Okay, thanks
>>11262095
You're a pretty scary looking dude, I like that. You've gotta be a monster that's taken down countless heroes, right? How about a spar or something?
>>11262095
If your going to get into fights and spare your opponent your in the wrong game.
>>11262128
Better luck next time
>>11262095
>Geese proceeds to peck the two to death with his plastic beak
Oh, you two certainly tried your best. However, your fighting skills were like ones who just came out of the bird's nest.
>Geese takes a cloth out from his poncho, and proceeds to wipe the blood off his plastic goose mask
>>11262168
Listen, you three are gonna stay back and do nothing. You lay a hand on my prey, and you become the prey, understand? You're going to tell everyone what you saw as soon as this is over, and you're going to spread the story of the monster known as Garou. If you get it, then come on.
I miss when ___ used to RP
>>11262095
Sleep tight while you can ma'am because by tomorrow morning, you wouldn't dare to step foot an inch close to me. Hope you wouldn't mind the pungent aroma of miasma either.
>>11262168
Night 2 and almost everyone is sleeping, guess skipping your rest on the first night really puts a toll on you.
>>11262176
I like you, I hope you don't die a tragic death
>>11262201
shit up nigger
>>11262216
Ah, shitupniggerfag. Truly one of the all-time great RPers.
A shame he became a shitposting asshole.
>>11262211
There is a story I've got, but it's a pretty straightforward one. And it's not one many people like to hear about, either. It's one about a monster, a strong monster, one stronger than anyone could ever imagine. He kills the hero and torches everything in sight, and eventually wins in the end and destroys the world! I could tell it to you, but.. Where's the fun in that? I'd rather show you firsthand. Anyone want to act out the role of the hero?
>>11262211
24 hours have passed without anyone staining their hands, paws, hoofs or beaks with blood. Stop suppressing your blood thirst, your free to do as you please here
>>11262263
I'm definitely NOT getting hero vibes from this guy, more like... I don't even know. Something sinister, for sure. I can get behind that. Might as well leave him alone, there're better targets out there.
>>11262211
I don't normally get praise. Whenever I do, it sets my heart ablaze.
>Geese pecks the host's forehead softly, as if it were a kiss
>>11262263
Exploration can be such a drag, but it can always be helped by a group of the ragtag.
>>11262263
...Bad news, browser crashed when I went back on it restored the save from my previous game not the current one... Any suggestions?
>>11262357
leave it and let someone else host
>>11262357
This is a wonderful night and nothing can ruin i-
>KABOOOM
>Kamui's body falls on a close lake
>>11262357
Forget about faggoty HG and go fap to loli porn
>>11262357
Always save the game before you start and paste the session somewhere. That sort of thing happens a lot.
Thank you for hosting nonetheless
>>11262357
How about you run it again, and put me up against some actual heroes this time? This was way too easy, and WAY too boring. How am I gonna prove anything against small fry?
>>11262263
Not a bow or an arrow to account for, but no matter, I have my own equipment for this accord.
>Dr.J whips out a scalpel sheathed from his sleeve.
Now let's see if my pinpoint accuracy is the same as it use t--
>>11262357
What an unfortunate turn of events.
>>11262383
This.
LOLIS ARE THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD
>>11262389
Don't I know you? I fee like I've seen you somewhere before...
>>11262400
kys kamcuck
>tfw starting to suffer from legit hallucinations
The beginning of the end.
>>11262422
......Wait a second.. Yes, I think I do remember seeing you before. You're the mascot for that tomato company, right? The guy with the tomato for a head.
>>11262427
Are the shadows moving yet?
>>11262427
Fight them! Don't let them take control no matter what!
>>11262436
N-no.. I'm a pro hero.... I know i don't get a lot of attention, but i thought i do a pretty good job...
>>11262427
YoU cAnT hIdE fRoM uS
>>11262427
Usually being on HG stops mine.
WATER
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>>11262460
A pro hero, eh? Probably a new rookie, seeing as I've never seen you in the guidebooks before.. Alright, you might be a good first step. Listen, hero, how would you like to fight a monster?
>>11262486
I'm a little busy, but i guess it wouldn't hurt to take out a monster before getting home to my wife genos.
>>11262357
Sorry for this ending
>>11262384
I'll take your advice hopefully this wont occur again
>>11262520
No problem.
AND YEEEEAAAH!!!
>>11262511
Genos?! The demon cyborg of S-Class? So you DO have connections! Maybe this'll lead me to great places after all! Alright, rookie hero, be sure to tell him all about the monster you fought after you wake up from your hospital bed! Tell him all about the monster Garou, and how afraid you were when you were almost killed by him!
Goodnight, hero!
>
>>11262529
>A pair of tiny arms suddenly wraps itself around Fyxe's waist.
>>11262520
Jesus fucking christ.
>>11262533
>notices your hand on my shoulder after a bit
...D-dude... Are you ok?
EXTREMELY LOUD SCRUB-A-DUB-DUB
>>11262557
EMI IS EXTREMELY FAT
O B E S E
>>11262547
W-What the...
Those tiny arms...
The gnomes... They finally found me...
...
I'm dead...
>>11262569
A-are you ok?
>Helps you up onto your feet and carries you over my shoulder
L-let's get you into a nice soft bed to rest in
>carries to the luxury 5 bedroom doghouse in the backyard
>>11262553
So you were able to withstand that, huh?! You're lucky I was pulling my punch! Fine, then, take this! Not even Tanktop Master could withstand this hit!
>Garou unleashes a ton of super awesome anime martial arts moves, all of which are named something cool like Homing Missile Tiger Strike or Crashing Waterfall Lilypad Kick, etc. They completely unsurprisingly do nothing.
>>11262569
>That's an interesting way to greet a friend. You take note to use it on someone later.
Post your rooms.
>>11262584
dude,m stop. You're causing too much property damage.
>points to the surrounding area which was destroyed in the process of garou's rampage
>>11262520
Ah well, thank you either way.
>>11262583
Oh. Late go.
Phew you really scared me you know? The Irish mafia is after me so I must constantly watch my back...
You're pretty strong despite your noodles arms thou-
...
This... This is for me? ALL THAT?!
>>11262594
Im confused now...
I didn't know you were a gnome, Mayor
>>11262615
I see.. I underestimated you, you must be an S-Class hero yourself, aren't you? That's fine. You don't need to tell me your real identity. But I've figured out your fighting style! Try to defend against THIS!
>More of the same anime attack shit just with more adjectives, longer names and more wind pressure
hg plays vidya when?
>>11262630
I mean if you want i can just go to petco and buy a regular fucking dog house. I really don't know why i sprung for an actual 3 story house with electricity.
>>11262630
>You don't remember being one, either. Last time you checked, this crazy dimension had turned you into a dogwoman, not a gnome. Peculiar.
post your social security number
My name is Hugh Jass. Now, don't you just love...butts?
>>11262667
mIIIIIINECRAFY
>>11262704
Send bob and vegana pics first.
>>11262640
Oh wow. You're pretty strong! By the way... You mind buying me a new pair of clothing? I mean it'd only be fair since you're the one who destroyed what i was wearing.
>>11262716
MINEY CRAFTA
>>11262728
How are.. You not.. But that was..
>Garou jumps back a ridiculously overdramatic length.
I see what I have to do. I see now that I'm not prepared to fight you, yet. I'll retreat for now, but first, tell me your name, hero. I would l-
>Garou suddenly quickly jumps forward and unleashes another flurry of kicks and punches
>>11262686
Weeeell.
You did it because.
1- You've always loved me
2- You've seen how much of a responsible girl I've been, so I can take care of that one.
3- Everytime I tried to enter the old one, my chest was in the way.
...
Is it okay for me to enter it though. I mean, for the time being I'm not a dog... Maybe If I put a fursuit...
>>11262695
Well.
If you are you better tell me and try to kill me right now!
Ever since I've managed to reach the tip of the rainbow, the gnomes want me dead. I know to much...
>sighs.
You wouldn't happen to know a good bodyguard?
>>11262774
>smacks you away as you start to get on my nerves
Mumen ERPer
>>11262787
Your skirt is clipping through your leg, madame.
>>11262797
>Goes flying through several walls and into the horizon
>>11262787
>crosses out the dog on the Doghouse sign and writes HUMAN over it
Better?
>>11262803
I know right? Reaity have been acting strange lately.
There was that black man yesterday... he wanted me to choose between a blue and a red pill but I could see he was just a filthy drug dealer!
Do something entertaining
>>11262821
Dog... Human... Why not simply name it "house"
It's 2017, dogs and humans should come and go and live happily.
Speaking of which... Wanna show me how is it, inside?
>>11262787
>You? Kill Fyxe? You'd laugh at that if the very thought of hurting her didn't disgust and terrify you.
>A good bodyguard? You really don't know anyone here that well to trust them to protect her life (they've probably all killed her before anyways). Perhaps...you could be that bodyguard?
>>11262826
That is very unfortunate, madame.
I hope your, er...chest, doesn't clip through your clothing.
>>11262853
>offers boypussy
You can nail me all you like~
Make me your toilet~
>>11262886
a-aikawa?
>be mine
>>11262872
Nah, don't worry, it's okay. Proper standing is very important so I always make sure to wear an anti-clippling bra when I go out!
>>11262853
You want me to entertain? My type of entertainment is only for ones with a brain
>>11262853
>You do something entertaining.
>>11262862
><breaks the fucking sign off and just holds it under his shoulder
Whatever.. Get in
>Pulls you in by the hand and gives you a tour.
Over there's the shitter. I dunno if you even use toilets, but i put one in here. That way is the kitchen has all the essentials. Oven, fridge, sink, and dining table. All that stupid shit. UIhh
>Points to the hallway door
That's the basement door. all the laundry doing shit is down there. Fucking two bedrooms on the first floor, the other three upstairs. The whole third story is the attic which can also be called a bedroom I guess since there's a bathroom with a shower up in it too... there's a den somewhere around the first floor. Dunno. I give up.
>grabs a beer out of the fridge and just depressingly drinks while staring at the doghouse sign.
>>11262868
>The Mayor and Fyxe are like Garfield and Jon.
>Garfield cannot speak but Jon has no trouble understanding him. Truly, this is the power of love!
You?
A body guard?
Mhh... Why not. Apparently people who never speak turns out to be pretty strong around here. tested it myself.
But ah, I don't have a lot of money to give you... Just enough to hire a low-tier bodyguard like Zer0 in fact...
>>11262853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqgMPTSz91E
>>11262940
O-Okay! Lemme take some notes!
>She takes out a notebook and begins to draw a map of the house...at first, but it was too boring so she just drew Late Go's head with dog hears instead. It was pretty funny.
Wow you know, I've never been in such a big house before, this is the perfect place to invite all my alternate me so we can live together...
A-And you too of course, if you want.
>She grabs a beer as well.
Did you take an insurance? Just in case I make a big party to celebrate moving in and we end up destroying everything. Not that it's gonna happen, but I prefer to ask.
>>11262988
Why the fuck would i live in the backyard when my actual house is right outside your porch? And no. I didn't get this place insurance, but that's only because it was already covered by my own home owners insurance.
>stares at my little 1 story hovel from the deluxe dog mansion
What am I doing with my life?
>Drinks more
>>11262945
>You hastily agree to work for free, because you are a dumbass.
https://en.shindanmaker.com/741207
>>11263019
... You're not wrong. Now that I think about it, i've never seen your house... Give THIS is just a doghouse... yours must be... It must actually be a huge technological mansion!! So high-tech it displays a hologram of a shitty house to throw off the thieves!
>Jumps on the couche and pats your back, oblivious to your worry.
You're the very definition of successful man
>>11263022
Y-You're a hero Mayor! So selfless.
I will give you my ice tea cans as a payment, don"t worry!
>Takes out a dummy gnome.
Shall we begin the training then?
>>11263069
>points at my hovel and starts tearing up
F-fuck.....
>>11263069
>Iced tea cans? Those would make a perfect stock exchange that the taxpayers have been clamoring for!
>You dive right at the dummy gnome, knocking it out of Fyxe's grasp and onto the ground. You waste no time in kneeling over him and pummeling his stupid little bearded face in until his head is only shards of bloody ceramic.
>Your blood stains his body. He knows who is above him now.
do a host
>>11263107
I know you feel sad because I'm a faillure compared to you, but it's okay. I'm happy. Don't cry Go...
>>11263134
You're a fucking ditz. i'm crying cuz i dropped a ton of cash on this sick ass house, but forgot to upgrade my shitty shack of a house. Now I gotta save up for another month to turn my shitshack into a dank party mansion.
>>11263190
>>11263190
>>11263190
>shoot your goo, my dude!