HG THREAD
SKELETON (ME) EDITION
>>10341214
first
Skeletons are shit
>>10341127
>The skeleton isn't ignorant of her attempts at making amends and simply sighs, rolling back over to face her again. Like she was feeling unusually charitable right now, the skeleton was feeling oddly forgiving right now.
The best way to make this up is to just kill me so I can respawn with my body again. The catch actually hindered that a bit, but I guess your heart was in the right place...
>>10341142
>The skeleton's jaw clatters as it parts from his skull, smacking into the ground. Despite that, the skeleton is still able to talk clearly. Not so nice, is it?
>>10341237
shut the FUCK up
>>10341214
>Neo carries Craig's skull into the thread.
>It's the least she can do.
Roast the goat!
DIRTY DEEDS
>>10341237
Women are shit, desu
>>10341214
>>10341142
There're gullible young bucks promptin' to have a good time with the cute girls. You'd ruin the once in a chance opportunity for those trying make peace with a peener sticking out, it just ain't right.
>>10341257
>>10341246
t.skeleshits
(Fuuuuuck, gotta go to sleep. remind me of doing those other edits)
>>10340987
>>10341016
(The only one I could do for tonight)
>Shitposts
>>10341255
DONE DIRT CHEAP
>>10341246
"Not so nice, isn't it?" isn't meant to be in greentext. That's speech. I'm talking there.
>>10341252
>roasting my nigga
Step up you son of a bitch I will fuck you up
>>10341246
>>10341251
>W-well considering she's just been proven wrong, the ice cream girl smiles and nods.
>She jumps up, raising the skull above her head.
>The crash is heard before the motion seems to fully go through as she whips the skull at the ground as hard as she can.
>Shattering into thousands of tiny pieces, she hopes THIS is the least she can do...
>>10341265
I have to agree with the skeleton and the anon.
shut the FUCK up and women are shit, desu
>t.Rex
>>10341281
Bring it! The sick creature must be put down!
>>10341297
I can see you, sgayleton.
>>10341277
D I R T Y D E E D S
>>10341270
>That's fucking horrifying.
>I love it!
>>10341303
You asked for it you faggot
>throws sand at your eyes
Fucking kinkshamers in MY fucking thread I swear to god
>>10341150
I was speaking in English. Idiot.
>>10341164
That's two. You're on very thin ice hear, last chance to grovel and give me a good reason.
>Ash balls up his fist as it's engulfed in green fire.
>>10341246
What are you talking about? You don't have any nerves! Lucky...I'd have you screaming if you did! Ugh, now you've gone and messed up my hair. I spend a good amount of time making it look good thank you very much!
>>10341264
Geez mind your tongue will you? No need to make excuses, I seen you come on to me before.
>>10341251
I remember I found an image for you. And then I found some more so here.
https://68.media.tumblr.com/d4a78ff2797f92fb077a915ed3c882cc/tumblr_op6xwnUhNw1u1wqbzo1_r2_400.gif
https://68.media.tumblr.com/aac3ce853cf60385cdd5fadb0141c6a3/tumblr_orv9jvlD2a1tvf87ro1_1280.png
https://68.media.tumblr.com/28ac1bbbe9a254cdf253c708f97cf5d8/tumblr_orv9jvlD2a1tvf87ro2_1280.png
https://68.media.tumblr.com/136770d98ada97cfcf3f4527da30b2c4/tumblr_osfjw5kUAw1tvl583o1_250.gif
https://68.media.tumblr.com/b6f49450188c002491c9f1153e82fe80/tumblr_oslyjujJsu1tm709uo1_1280.png
>>10340866
>Tricky is about to pass out, or, at the very least, needs a chill pill. She sulks to the bed, worn out from the events that had taken place that day in the Mayor's residence. She hops onto the bed, and cuddles Mr.Fancy once more.
Ahh...Much better. Mm, this is pretty comfy! Glad this spawned conveniently in the cozier side of the room...
>Fireflies buzz around the two, illuminating the dark like nightlights. Tricky turns to the Mayor, and stares at him.
...
>>10341337
>Neo isn't entirely sure how to thank the anon.
>
>>10341335
>He opens his mouth to speak, but ultimately decides against it. Grovel he does not, instead, his natural instincts take control of his legs and lead him to the nearest wall, which he proceeds to face towards, sulking. The young man, practically shaking in his boots, says nothing, simply cowering in the corner in a panicked attempt not to cause any more trouble than he already had. Oddly, he mumbles something about baked potatoes under his breath. Wonder what that's about.
>>10341333
>critical hit
>it was super effective
Ahh! My eyes! Fight fair you damn jerk!
>she is now blindly swinging her swords around.
skeleton lewds where
>>10341237
>The prisoner approves. Barring one or two, every skeleton he met has tried to kill him. You think undead would stick together but no, they hate convicts as much as the fleshies.
>>10341356
>You, meanwhile, are watching the fireflies dance about. They remind you of an old friend. You wonder where he is right now, since he didn't come with you to this place. Hopefully he's doing well.
>You don't notice the lady staring at you, be she certainly notices you.
>>10341374
FORGOT THE LINK AHHHHHHH
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/r37qpyi0xl4itsx/AAA9JePmkcrbNZeZ-GAJLS3ga?dl=0
>>10341389
Suck my dick you ghasty piece of shit it's not my fault I'm one step ahead
>throws more sand at you
Fuck why do I have all this sand I knew I should have brought a gun or some shit
Good night hg, I love you.
Except Bolin.
>>10341293
>The skeleton's skull is slammed into the ground with a force comparable to that of a quarterback passing the goal line and scoring the game-winning touchdown who then smashes the football into the ground as celebration.
>After making an incredibly shit sports analogy for the purpose of equally shitty comedy (despite the complete absence of any kind of joke whatsoever), the skeleton respawns. He clasps a heavy hand on Neo's shoulder and stares down at her, his skeletal frame towering over her. With his cold, dead, eyeless eye-sockets he says...
Hey! Thanks!
>>10341309
That was a T.Rex dude. A frickin' T.Rex. Y-you better believe it, because...a frickin' T.Rex!
>>10341335
And I'm lucky you do have nerves, because I love getting on them!
>The skeleton smiles.
Was that good wordplay or what?
>>10341396
THIS. We need some real women in these threads for once, with wide, could-bear-a-child-but-has-no-womb-so-therefore-cannot hips.
>>10341335
>>10341142
I'm only here because I'm dreaming. Sooon, though...heeeheeheee, soon, Uro will come and save me, and I can live out in the real world again!
>A manic, slightly deranged light shins in the girl's eyes as she rocks back and forth, grinning uncomfortably widely.
I won't have to deal with all of you things then, either!
>>10341396
>>10341431
>>10341422
Where's Soviet when you need him?
>>10341405
>The ice cream girl does her best to thank the anon for these images with a hug.
>After the hug, she wanders off in a stumble, finds a nice place to lay down, and promptly falls asleep.
>She would wish the people of HG a good night and to rest well, but she cannot, or chooses not to talk.
>>10341335
No one's making excuses here, like I said a sec ago, I was speaking on the behalf of an earnest and trust-worthy friend of mine. He'd be disappointed to hear this shocking revelation. 'NotAClueAsToWhatYou'reTalkingAbout'
>>10341422
Why do you have so much sand on you?!
>she's now crying from all the sand irritating her eyes.
>>10341444
>Sleep tight Neo.
>>10341431
you misunderstand
show me your thick, delicious coccyx
>>10340322
hey
>>10340303
do not...
>>10341444
>Spooks u
Goodnight
>>10341444
Good bed, icecream girl.
>>10341477
>Spooks you back
>>10341439
The skeleton getting sucked off: me
The skeleton sucking: my numerous enemies
Thanks for the image! It gives me a...nothing...
>>10341444
Have a good sleep, I'll be watching. Spooky right?
>>10341473
>The skeleton has absolutely no idea what bone the coccyx is, but he doesn't want to admit it so he plays it off like it's nothing.
Uhh..sure, let's just..
>The skeleton bends over and shows off its pelvis.
This is right, right?
>>10341440
Fucking dead, killed himself from alcohol poisoning
>throws sand in your eyes
Fuck that one wasn't intentional
>>10341461
I DON'T FUCKING KNOW I HAD SOMETHING ELSE BUT THAT WOULD BE WORSE THAN SAND
>throws more fucking sand in your eyes
ああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ
>note: あ means A
>>10341419
>Tricky moves herself closer to him, until they're shoulder to shoulder. She puts her hand next to his, slowly inching it towards having it be on top of his.
>She keeps silent, trying to enjoy the moment before anything goes wrong.
>>10341500
>>10341516
Anakin, stop.
>>10341516
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>10341500
ooh you absolute tease, you have no idea what you're doing to me
can you...rattle?
>>10341553
How dare you this is a christian image board.
>>10341548
delet this
>>10341533
>throws more sand in your eyes
No you stop I have to get rid of this samd somehow
>>10341549
ああああああああああああああああああああああ
>throws japanese sand in your eyes
>>10341379
>Ash corners the coward and shakes his head and sighs.
Well, can't say I didn't warn you. I'm going to enjoy this l
>Ash grabs him by the shoulder and spins him around, before socking him in the face with a fiery punch
>>10341431
You give yourself too much credit. You have the mind of a child. Seriously you're playing with fire here.
>>10341437
Ooookay...someone forgot to take their pills...well let's hope we won't have to deal with your lunacy either.
>>10341456
Past. I heard you call me sweet stuff a couple of days ago. You know, in the game you were partaking? Just admit it.
>>10341516
You call that a technique? Stand back anon and watch how a king does it!
>Sand king covers the thread in a heavy sandstorm throwing sand into everyone else's eyes continously
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y6120QOlsfU
>>10341578
Why do you have so much sand?
Where were you keeping all of it?!
>>10341578
>Getting rid of sand when this map clearly needs 2 metric tons more
>>10341578
ああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ
>>10341527
Eugh, flesh needs to be covered up with clothes. The less of it I see the better. Although, it gives me an idea - enslaving humans and using them as horses for the next Skeleton War! Sounds good right?
>>10341553
>The skeleton's bones begin to vibrate, resulting in a small clanking sound at first as they bash together. The frequency of the vibrations increase though, eventually resulting in an all-out rattling as bones begin to visibly quake.
Wait a minute the objective of the game is to not rattle me bones
>The skeleton ceases rattling.
And why the heck am I whoring myself out for you faceless freaks? Get outta here!
>>10341588
No, YOU have the mind of a child.
>A clever rebuttal.
And YOU'RE the one playing with fire!
>An even better rebuttal.
>>10341525
>Hmmm? Oh, she's now shoulder-to-shoulder with you. You suppose she's cold, so you shove a bit more of the blanket her way and continue to watch the fireflies buzz around.
>>10341516
>after the third sand throw, she now has a bearing on the anons general direction. She proceeds to use her spellcard, Hell Realm Sword "200 Yojana Slash"!
>>10341602
>Slaps the greentext arrow
NO don't encourage him! It--
>coughs
>>10341592
Oh fuck why
>>10341624
>Reminded that Vert will never finish your Yugioh card
>>10341588
Pills? HAHA! The only thing keeping myself sane is me, I haven't even seen another person in person in years! If you had to fight to keep the voices quiet, you wouldn't look so good, either, prettyboy! Isolation does that to you, you know, ahahaha.
And I plan on this place being the very first I visit when I get out~
>>10341525
do not sexualize the donuts
>>10341592
>more sand overwhelms the anon and gets into his pockets, which makes the problem even bigger
>throws sand in your eyes
WHAT THE FUCK YOU DUMB CUNT I DIDN'T EVEN WANT MORE SAND
>>10341594
I DON'T FUCKING KNOW, I BOUGHT THIS SHIT IN MY POCKETS
>throws more sand in your eyes and hair
REEEEEEEEE
>>10341602
NO IT FUCKING DOESN'T THERE'S SAND IN MY EYES AND IT FUCKING SUCKS
>throws sand on the ground and in your eyes
FUCK
>>10341609
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>throws american sand in your eyes
>>10341624
>the sand in the anon's eyes incapacitate the anon and he falls to the ground, thus missing all the attacks
>throws some fucking sand in your general direction, most likely missing
FUCKING KINKSHAMERS YOU CUNTS ALWAYS DO THIS TO US
>>10341617
>She covers herself with the blanket, plenty of it now sagging off the side of the bed. This isn't what she wanted, however, and she makes it clear to him by now holding his hand.
....It's really pretty, this whole little scene we've got in front of us. Look at how many fireflies there are!
....
>She closes her eyes, and sighs.
>>10341588
>The fist connects with a brutal crack that could be heard miles around! Just not to a face. His knuckles first make contact with an absurdly hard surface that- upon closer inspection- seems to be... A clam? A ridiculously hard clam shell had seemed to have sprouted from his collarbone and shoulderblades, shielding his face from the blow and any flames completely. It was much, much harder than any regular clam, but sure enough, a clam shell had formed out of his body. Just as the blonde man would have time to process this, Tamaki's arms begin transforming into slimy, purple tentacles, ready to attempt to coil around Ash's wrist and immobilize him. A muffled "please stand down, I don't want to fight," could barely be heard from within the tightly shut clam helmet.
>>10341588
HEY! That's your fault if you overheard me catcalling some girls at a strip-joint. There's no way in hell that I'd try couple myself with the likes of you, YOU'RE A DUDE.
>>10341669
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>10341617
>>10341677
>plays a song in the distance
https://youtu.be/psuRGfAaju4
>>10341677
>the blur
reeeeeeee
>shion
>>10341669
>Sand flies straight into eyes.
>Anon freaks out and attempts to run off.
>He runs straight into a wall and probably dies.
>>10341692
ァァァァァァァァァァァァァァァァァァァ
>throws sand in the air
>>10341699
Whoops
>in regret, the anon digs a grave and buries the anon, giving him a proper funeral like he deserves
>throws sand over your corpse
>>10341669
This is getting us nowhere! I'll be back after I take care of the sand in my eyes!
>she wanders off, bumping into everything thanks to the assholes pocketsand.
stop throwing sands reee
>>10341713
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAs off in to the distance majestically
>>10341677
>You agree. You're so entranced by them, that it takes you a few seconds to notice that she's holding your hand. When did that even happen?
>Oh, well. You're too tired to think about that. It's been a helluva a day for you, so you follow suit and close your eyes.
>...
>Peace.
>Calm.
>All is right.
>>10341713
STOP THIS MADNESS! TAKE THIS YOU DISGUSTING ANIMAL! POCKET SAND!
>tosses sand in your eyes
Why are these threads so horrible these days?
>>10341737
>runs you over
>>10341755
Because you can't have fun.
>>10341755
Because you forgot how to have fun
>>10341725
GET BACK HERE YOU FUCKING KINKSHAMER, ASGORE JUST WANTS TO BE C-UCKED PEACEFULLY AND YOU INTRUDE ON HIS QUIET LIFE
>cries because the pain and the sand in his eyes
FUCKING SAND
>>10341726
>throws sand
FUCK
>>10341728
aaaaaaaaaaa
>weakly throws sand in the air
>>10341748
>is hit by the pocket sand
>cries from a personal betrayal
DALE NO YOU'RE MY IDOL, I DID THIS ALL FOR YOU
>>10341737
>also runs you overt
>>10341761
>shoots the gas tank
>>10341694
>>10341767
Likely story, but if what you're saying is true I'd be willing to forgive you....If you're willing to prove your loyalty. You can start by fetching me more sand for my pockets.
>>10341646
>During the girls ramblings that sound like something a patient in a psychiatric ward would say, Ash was just on his phone, not paying attention and slowly backing away
Uh huh..Sure...yup...
>>10341681
W-What is this?
>Ash recoils from the weird tentacle guy, backing away not out of fear, but out of disgust. He pinches his nose and covers his mouth
I..I think I'm gonna be sick!
>>10341686
Buuut~ that didn't stop you from cat calling me a couple of days ago, when you didn't know I was a boy.
>>10341737
>Tricky wraps her arms and legs around him, holding onto him as though she were cuddling Mr.Fancy. The power of her friendship creates a shield, deflecting the sudden Honda Trucks from running the Mayor over in his tranquility.
You're so warm...
>>10341761
>>10341768
>deflects u
>you like this
psh...nothin personell, kid...
>>10341785
>forgot pic whoooops.
>>10341797
Delet this Aron.
>>10341795
Are you cheating on Booce again?
>>10341806
Why Aron
>>10341806
No.
>>10341797
"My mind is full of fuck"
>>10341795
Bro, you need some warmth? You shoulda just called me earlier.
>Warms you up just by standing near you cuz i'm the fucking sun
Feel better yet?
>>10341770
>drifts away from the bullet
>>10341795
>revs engine angrily
>advances slowly
>rams into shield repeatedly
>>10341791
>The clam shell opens up around Tamaki's neck, revealing a look of pure despair at the man's reaction to his ability, to which he responds by promptly pressing his forehead back against the opposite wall & slouching over, thoroughly depressed.
Please don't call my power gross, that's so demoralizing...
>>10341813
That's my fetish
>>10341817
Give you a hint, he posted it in the discord group.
Also, this >>10341818
>>10341761
>>10341768
>Oh for fuck's sa-
>>10341795
>Oh.
>Well, that's one crisis averted, but now the lady's wrapped around you like a boa constrictor. You'd rather not become prey today, even if that shield was wicked cool.
>You wriggle around a bit, desperately trying to free yourself for the clutches of friendship.
>>10341813
>Implying my ava self is myself IRL
>>10341797
Heh a literal mind fuck.
I'll see myself out.
>>10341826
Oh hey! When did you get here?!
>Grabs you and squeezes you tight.
If I'd known you were going to be coming around here I would've had everyone around tidy up the place!
>>10341791
LIES! ALL LIES!
You don't know when to stop messing with a guys' ego; if anything what you just said were good to be true, then it was a HUUUUUUUUGE understatement.
>>10341791
You knooow...it's supposed to be rude to pay attention and back off without even saying something. But fine, be that way, blondie, I'll just enjoy smacking you around the next time I go to sleep!
>>10341823
>Tricky turns to the sun man, and gives him a wink.
Why don't you come on the bed with us, mister? There's lots of room, and the more people cuddling one another, the better.
>She gestures for him to join them.
>>10341824
E-Eep!
>She hugs the Mayor tighter, strengthening the force of the shield. She hopes that when Patchy joins, then the shield will become nearly impenetrable.
>>10341839
Huh..? Why are you struggling, Mayor? Doesn't this...ahh, feel good?
>She closes her eyes again, and smooches him on his cheek.
Stop, please. I mean, unless you'd PREFER a truck to run us over.
>>10341847
>He is squeezed uncomfortably.
A... Ah.. Mirio..
They.. Sent me here on hero training, you of all people should know that, you were there during the assigning.. We're supposed to not be drawing any attention to ourselves, or be seen together for that matter, but I guess that's more difficult for you to do than most people.. And here I've already gotten into a fight.. You're even better at doing nothing than I am...
Peace nigga
>>10341908
>>10341860
>these are the children of today
we're all fucked
>>10341908
>when Inkling tries to act manly
>>10341891
Are you crazy? Do ya want the bed to catch on fire? How about ya think before accidentally killing yourself and your bed buddy.
>>10341860
h-hahaha...
>>10341785
As you wish my master
>gives you sand from my own inferior pockets; my loyalty makes the sand purely perfect
I would give my own life for you
>>10341899
I wasn't exactly in the mood lay low! Plus I've only come around this part of this place a few times just to check out and try the Arena. It's pretty great! You should give it a try sometime.
>>10341891
>You feel your air supply getting cut off, so no, not really. In fact, you'd struggle harder if you weren't currently in a life-or-death situation and this was the only optiOh holy shit she kissed you.
>SHE KISSED YOU.
>WHY.
>Is this sexual harassment again?
>>10341826
Your right, it isn't just gross. It's incredibly revolting! Oh Gaia and I touched t-that she'll. I'm going to need to completely disinfect my hand. Who knows what a creature like you could be carrying! You should be ashamed...exposing yourself in front of others!
>>10341863
What's that? Sounds like it's someone being insecure heehee~
>>10341874
You'll have no problem making me unconscious, cause listening to you ramble is putting me to sleep. And that's harder to fight off than you.
Tricky and Assgore look like brother & sister irl.
Do they have an incest fetish?
>>10341979
That... That's just wrong. Why would you even think such things?
>>10341979
Where's the faces
Somebody should speak to me in Punjabi.
>>10341959
I've...
>He sighs, dropping his solemn gaze down to the ground.
Lost. In the first round, in... Almost every game I've tried entering.
I think this is too much for me, Mirio, I.. I don't think I'm ready, I'm not good enough.. How do you do it?
>>10341968
>He only sinks further into his own shadow with every insult, as if each word were an individual arrow to his heart. At the end of the verbal assault, he seems to even be struggling to stand properly, pressing both palms firmly against the wall to keep from toppling over.
It's... It's clean, what you touched was clam wi-
>He chokes on his words, visibly incredibly anxious.
With.. Ginger that I ate earlier this morning.. So, if you could stop insulting me..
>>10342012
Tricky! Stop looking up asgore porn!
>>10342012
>>10342022
how about Kikongo instead
>>10342022
curry curry designated
>>10341968
I don't like the tone of your voice, frenchie. I ought to teach you a lesson or two in a fight! Who do you think you are to pick on me, KIICHI MIYAZAWA, the TOUGHEST and dastardliest man to ever surface from Kobe. GET A LOAD OF THIS WILL YA!
>Kiibo surfaces a feint left to catch him off guard.
>>10342035
Where is Lana
so how's your night been going so far.
i'm staying up to fix my sleep schedule
>>10342091
I can't sleep through this madness.
>>10342089
In my basement.
>>10342091
Pretty boring. Some sand flinging and goats into ntr
>>10341960
>Tricky lets go of you.
>She proceeds to get off the bed, take a gun from under the bed, and shoots herself in front of the Mayor.
>>10342091
Trying out this Titanfall 2 game. It's pretty sweet, tenouttaten.
Real talk. Mainline energy drinks until bedtime. It's the only way.
Yo cunts, what should I make my steam name/ picture?
Give me some turbo autism shit.
>>10342030
Oh shit, that's the even larger version I was missing. Thanks!
>>10342136
if dubs make this your icon
also, a wincard for imperfect cell, winner of the unofficial murdery games which was hosted yesterday i think
>>10342091
Been having mood swings a lot
>>10342091
Eh, not too bad. I'm just noodling around in Photoshop. My sleeping schedule is basically irreparably fucked so idc
>>10342136
Acc name: Chicken lover
Image Provided.
>>10342136
A giant pile of horse shit
Me IRL
>>10342136
>>10342136
Aaron Kennedy
>>10342136
Faggoty Andy/ This
>>10342091
good luck, get coffee
>>10342136
Big Bad Sam Brad
>>10342209
do u like coffee
>>10342136
xXxD4RK5P4WNxXx
>>10342232
I do, but it makes my throat dry, which is unfortunate.
>>10342091
>The toads outside won't shut up.
>>10341968
I wasn't talking about that, silly.
>In a flash of light, a nail-ridden bat appears in her hands.
I was talking about this.
To anyone who's been able to get custom backgrounds figured out, are these actually supposed to be different layers? I decided to attempt to convert the xcf into a psd, but I'm starting to realize that may have been a really dumb idea
>>10342027
Hold on. You're telling me that I just touched was a clam made from ginger vomit. Why does everything you say disgust me even more!
>Ash pulls out a pocket case of hand sanitizer and viciously scrubs his hands
This is so nasty!
>>10342076
>Ash stands there non chalantly, with not a care in the world.
Ahaha~ You really do remind me of an old friend of mine. Right down to his attitude.
>>10342250
Sorry, I don't like sports. Go find someone else to play with.
>>10342243
It leaves bad taste in my mouth
>>10342128
>...
>Well then.
>You now have the blanket all to yourself and you can breathe again, so that's nice, but holy shit she just shot herself in front of you. Don't you feel like a terrible person now.
>Or, you would at least, if your tiredness didn't overpower every other emotion you have currently.
>You roll over in the bed so you're facing away from the ghastly sight and try to sleep, but every time you close your eyes, all you see is her bleeding corpse three feet away from you.
>You hope this is just a nightmare. It has got to be.
>>10342091
Played some CS:GO and got accused of being into NTR, so overall it's the same ol' same ol'.
>>10342252
>Take slide in paint.net
>Select all of one color with tolerance on 0
>Ctrl+x
>Layer behind game layer
>Paste bg image
>Save as png or jpg
Done
>>10342252
If that's the template I made, then you should use Gimp and just paste the images you want to blend into each other on the different layers.
You do not have to do anything else, the blending is handled by masking layers. Just paste the images on the layers so they cover everything.
I think the masking has been lost when you converted to psd.
>>10342263
It's an acquired taste. But it reallt is bad if you drink water after that. Reminds me of the smell of cigarettes.
>>10342262
Reeeally, now? Because your head's starting to look an aw-full lot like a baseball right now.
>>10342252
>>10342272
PIC RELATED.
Don't listen tricky if you use the template kek.
>>10342262
>He's curled up in a ball in the corner at this point, the depression around him practically tangible. His voice escapes in the weakest possible tone imaginable, it was as if he were dying from just the bullying alone.
It's not vomit... It's part of my body, like an arm.. Or a leg, so.. S.. So, it's not actually..
>>10342270
>tfw no windows 10
I'm glad, but I feel that it would be useful for things like this. I'll definitely keep that in mind for the future though, thanks!
>>10342272
Yeah, starting to see that I should have just gotten Gimp for the first place. Also oh shit, you made all of this? Nice, and thank you!
>>10342279
That's not a baseball you dumb shit since when does a baseball have eyes, hairs and a cute face?
>>10342269
>with the annoying shield girl dead the truck runs you over
>>10342309
No problem, the template is just to get a nice BLENDING of different backgrounds going into one image without having to know much about image manipulation. See webm here >>10342295
If you want to add an image (for example the one created by the template) to the website, then upload it somewhere and paste the link in the background URL on userstyles.
Gotta go, bye bye
>>10342317
>You know, you probably deserve this, but that doesn't make the pain of bruises and broken bones feel any better.
>You lie on the ground in total agony yet again before the sheer amount of pain causes you to pass out.
>>10342349
You wish to kill yourself!
>>10342262
>Kiibo recoils his hands straight into his pockets with a confounded expression.
Congratulations, you didn't flinch. So you're not as much of a punk as I thought you were strange, but it ain't sufficient for you to compare me with someone you associate with.
>>10342314
Sssssssh. Your opinion is bad, and you should feel dumb.
>You crank dat soulja boi
>>10342349
>it then reverses over your unconscious body
>>10342372
>Asians trying to be black
Stop.
>>10342373
>unfortunately, being a unibody Honda truck weakened all damage done to the goat by the feminine pickup.
>shoulda used a Hemi Ram.
>>10342373
>Tricky rises from the dead from the lust she now feels for this Honda Truck.
H-Honda-Truck, let me grind on your trunk!
>>10342398
>Dodge
>>10342358
>You don't wish that at all, really, and you'd tell the disembodied voice such if you weren't out like a light.
>>10342373
>This is total overkill, and the driver knows it.
>>10342383
Hello, my name is Nigga Nakadashi.
>>10342401
>pets the catto
>>10342398
>the truck smashes into the anon to get him to shut up, before turning and driving up to Tricky
>>10342401
>it can't respond for it is nothing but a mere truck, its every move controlled by the driver
>>10342412
>it then drives over him again for good measure, as if the second time wasn't a good enough measure
Ngw?
>>10342279
Try it and I'll stick it where the sun doesn't shine and turn you into a popsicle.
>>10342308
So I punched an organ or skeleton or something. Whatever, it's just as disgusting why don't you do us a favor and euthanize yourself?
>>10342365
Aha~ The only punk here is the one in front of me. Your not even worth laying a finger on, in fact, I have seen pip squeaks smaller than you fight better. Poor form. Poor...everyrhing.
>>10342445
Right now if you really want
Where's the arena? Don't tell me they plan to demolish the place! I'd love to keep training there and I still need to wipe the floor with Mr.Bones.
>>10342455
Then who's hosting?
>>10342413
Today is my first day at my new high school. Mama wanted the best for me eva since daddy walked out.
OH SHIT NIGGA, I'M LATE FOR SCHOOL!
>>10342454
Correction! You could TRY.
>>10342455
>>10342458
It's right there! Give it to us!
>>10342463
Me
Gib 24, but going by the UIDs I can bump that if need be
>>10342432
>Tricky cowers before the truck as its engine roars. She stares at its blood-drenched tires, afraid that she would meet the same fate.
P-Please, don't! I don't wanna die like this, i-it was just a prank!
>The gun she had used earlier is revealed to be a prop, with the blood from the shot being ketchup packets rigged to explode.
>>10342269
>Consider your prayers answered. Though, considering you've just been ran over by a Honda Truck numerous times, it doesn't seem like there's much hope left for you now. She can't do anything yet to help you, but she intends to as soon as this truck and driver is dealt with.
>>10342454
>He's just pulling grass at this point, it's horrible, really. He's a broken shell of a man, it almost hurts to look at.
I can't.. If I'm dead, I'll be even more useless than I already am..
>>10342478
Araragi Karen
>>10342478
Usotsuki
>>10342478
Sun Eater
>>10342478
Tricky
>>10342478
Gascoigne
>>10342478
Aron
>>10342478
Ibaraki Douji
>>10342478
Ryougi Shiki
>>10342432
>Well now this person is just being an asshole. Or a psychopath considering you're on the verge of going into a coma considering how much damage has been done to you.
>>10342478
Comatose Mayor
>>10342479
>She had better hurry. You'd rather not meet the same fate as a certain other ava related to you in spirit.
>>10342478
Youmu Konpaku
>>10342454
Was I asking for you to lay your grimy little fingers on this perfect doo? I can stand being made fun of less.
>>10342478
Jeanne Alter
>>10342478
Toriel
>>10342478
Domino.
>>10342478
Uraraka Ochako
>>10342478
Garnet
>>10342478
Ash Crimson
>>10342478
Tusk Act 4
>>10342526
3000 yen?
>>10342478
Scrappy Rex
>>10342478
CRAIG
>>10342458
Yeah, you still need to do that don't you? Especially since the first time you promised to do so you died in the beginning. And then the second time I ended up killing you instead.
>>10342479
>>10342504
>The driver of the truck steps out of the vehicle, giving the frightened Tricky and the comatose Mayor a friendly wave!
Hello friends, it is I! Fear not for I am here! Sorry Tricky, I know you wanted to FUCK a sentient truck but it's not sentient at all. It's just me.
>The skeleton strolls over to the Mayor and gives him a good kick in the face for a final bit of good measure, before walking down to the arena.
>>10342526
>Gives 3000 yen and looks at >>10342544
>>10342478
Remilia Scarlet
My, but it has been a long time since I've been here.
Greetings, everyone! I hope this morning finds you well.
>>10342553
>The kick in the face damages you even further, prompting your brain to finally shut itself down temporarily to repair all the dam,age that's occurred to you
>You are now in a coma. For how long?
>Who knows?
>>10342576
best 2hu
>>10342599
damn fucking right nigga
R8 my data entry/gender distinguishing skills, swap, or do whatever it is you kids do for fun around here for a few minutes
>>10342553
Wh...W-What?!
>Tricky's surprise changes to that of pure, unadulterated ANGER. She glares at the skeleton as he walks away, knowing all too well of what this cocky guy can do.
Hmmmph, stupid, stupid...grmphngrr...
>>10342592
>>10342504
>It seems like it's too late for her to save you, or, at least, have prevented the Mayor from entering a coma. She rushes over to his body, and lifts him up again, adjusting his position on the bed once more. She shakes him, trying everything she can to wake him.
>....
>Nothing is working. She begins to cry YET AGAIN over his rags. They're soaked in minutes.
And pics
>>10342599
>>10342607
my niggas
>>10342584
Sooooon...heeeheee, soon, soon~. It's nearly time! Good morning, goatlady!
>>10342608
>>10342619
Hurry!
>>10342608
>>10342619
This should do just fine. Thank you, host.
>>10342508
Ready to go, Jeanne? Let us do our best to work together!
>>10342584
>There's a guy curled up in the corner, he seems to be in pretty bad shape. Not physically, though, but mentally. The guy's lightly rocking back and forth, mumbling something about potatoes and underwear to himself, it's really not a pleasant scene at all. Comparable to the inbetween point of a homeless meth addict and a scene from The Exorcist, one might say. He's not exactly bothering anybody, but maybe he could use a pick-me-up.
>Or maybe he's just some loon. Plenty of those around here. Maybe not worth the time.
>>10342608
>>10342619
Looks good to me. I'm ready to go! I'm feeling really good about this round.
>>10342584
I'm having a hard time distinguishing whether I'm awake or not, nonetheless good morning to you too Miss.
>>10342608
At the brink of dawn, the sun shall light my path towards victory!
>>10342584
And salutation creature. Though I won't say much to you, since focusing on my combat training. I shall at least say hello.
>>10342483
That's impossible! You can't be more useless than you already are.
>>10342474
You really have a death wish, Huh? Oh wait I forgot you're insane.
>>10342506
Trust me you won't be able to stand at all when I'm through with you.
Oh shit nigga, just in time to bitch and whine about not getting into the game
Uhh... Fucking newfags spamming filler so real roleplayers like myself can't join
>>10342615
>Nothing happens, because you're in a coma. You're going to wake up really confused that your rags have tear stains on them.
>If you ever wake up, that is.
>>10342645
Insane? I'm not insane! I'm just stir-crazy and bored!
>With a toothy grin she steps forward once.
I wanna kill some time.
>>10342631
>that feel when I know the source of this
Oh my fucking lawdy this is hilarious
>>10342645
I even fail at being useless... Can I go home..?
>>10342619
I'm edge at of my seat from anticipation cuz' I'm ready to kick all of your asses to kingdom come.
>>10342645
SORRY? Coming from you saying that, just gave me the zits.
>>10342629
Good morning, young one!
Hehe, how energetic you seem for it being so early.
Are you well this morning, dear?
>>10342635
Hm? Ah....
> * Toriel approaches the downtrodden-looking man.
> * Smells like cinnamon.
Are you... quite alright, sir?
>>10342642
Good morning!
you do not have to worry. I assure you, you are awake.
>>10342644
Quite alright. That is what you are here for, is it not? I hope you improve further, for whatever you need those skills for.
>>10342631
Of all Gods creatures you are the most hilarious one. For your sake I hope your combat abilities are better.
Sorry about that wait, coffee machine took longer than I was anticipating.
Now then, fasten your drool cups and ready your vomit bags because audience beware, you're in for a scare!
... or you know, have your kleenex and lotion on standby because this code can get pretty lewd too
>>10342631
If this is who I think it is then I'm gonna throw up.
>>10342728
>"runs"
>As in, someone drags your unconscious ass into the mansion instead. Who?
>Probably that damned skeleton, honestly. Of course he'd fuck with you, even while comatose. He doesn't have a heart, after all.
>>10342719
I can fight if I must. Do not worry.
> * Toriel summons sizable balls of flame around her.
>>10342732
>suika?
>>10342728
Off we go.
>>10342697
>As she speaks up, he nearly jumps out of his skin, clearly not expecting company. He shivers visibly before clearing his throat and adjusting his tie, awkwardly and nervously scooting around to face the new arrival. Then, suddenly... A glare! He turns his head, and shoots her the most threatening glare she'd ever seen in her life!
>...But it doesn't last. He quickly begins shaking again, his mouth anxiously flicking between a neutral rest and a terrified grimace.
Are you saying I'm not alright..? How rude of you... I suppose I don't look it, though...
>>10342728
This isn't that lewd mansion, is it?
>>10342697
I'm awake alright, Miss.
>He peaks into the distance, hoping to find a reality check or something.
>>10342697
It's hard to lack energy when you're always asleep! Ooohooohoo, I'm just shivering in anticipation!
>>10342728
Let's go, let's goooo!
>>10342728
And that good feeling was obviously just me being over confident...
Guess I'll just sit this one out.
>>10342761
Yes yes, do what you want. I have other things on my mind than working together with a creature ripe for the slaughter..As God intended, apparently!
>>10342761
>Suika is a furfag
Brb, gonna an hero.
Yes, listen to the intangible physical manifestation of a man's spirit. No such thing as ghosts!
See, GasCoin always struck me as having a pretty gravelly voice. Glad to see his singing range is pretty impressive!
... positives in everything, right?
Could that little thing cause any significant harm to anyone?
>>10342768
Nope, there is no way that this spooky mansion code that may or may not contain lewd maids is the code you're speaking of!
>>10342728
>Kiibo strides along the field at steads pace, relishing this moment he's been waiting for sine he got here.
TIME TO KICK SOME ASS!
>>10342805
No, you get out!
>>10342805
>Having never had a woman anywhere remotely close to his bedroom before, Tamaki just silently sits in the corner and watches her every move, like a socially inept hawk, only speaking when spoken to. The situation is needlessly awkward for both parties.
>>10342805
>It's changing your pillows, since you obviously cannot do that yourself.
>That, or the third instance of sexual harassment tonight. What a record.
>tfw have three secret avas
Holy fuck help
>>10342774
HAve you not tried pinching your cheeks? That tends to help find out.
>>10342767
> * Toriel takes a step back. She looks slightly shocked, but her expression goes back to calm quickly. She chooses her next words carefully.
I was simply asking. No need to worry.
>>10342798
>?
>no? I just play toriel dude. :v
>>10342805
This old thing! It has been too long since I've seen this dress.
And it still fits, too!
>>10342848
What's wrong with that
>>10342843
>>10342828
sleep
you fags were here when I went to bed
>>10342805
So what if I culled the countryside, razed entire towns and slaughtered the townsfolk? Where were they when I was executed on false accounts? NOWHERE!
Oh no no no...This is merely divine retribution. if there was a merciful God, why didn't He stop me yet? Don't you understand, you ignorant fool? I am merely carrying out His will!
>>10342848
Confess your sins and feel unleashed.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>10342798
Fagging a furry doesn't make them a furfag
>>10342848
>tfw 1
>>10342805
>Kiibo sifts through the tapes hoping to find something questionable in place.
HEHEHE! NOW THIS IS SOMETHING I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO. Who says you can't spare some free time on your hands.
>>10342667
>Tricky keeps trying to shake him, praying that he'll wake up. She decides, for the time being, that she will keep him company and make sure he's well-kept until he wakes up once more.
Please, wake up, please! Please, mister Mayor!
....
>She vows that whenever she sees him, until he wakes up, she will immediately go to him and check him for any signs of awakening.
>>10342855
I already am asleep!
>I aint tired, my schedule's that fucked
Meanwhile, a certain cripple is having the time of his life fucking with Domino from the comfort of offscreen
God Hates Heroes of Justicce
Oh yeah, we forgot to mention that this facility is also yet another hidden Umbrella lab. We here at the Late Night Anon Games apologize for any inconvenience or decapitations you may experience.
>>10342728
>>10342755
>Craig saunters into the mansion with the Mayor stashed inside of his rib cage (how big is it?), his limp arms and legs dangling out over his bones.
I'm gonna make the ghosts possess him and do weird things with items I find in the kitchen. Then I'm gonna film it and blackmail him for 100 cans! I am the evilest skeleton of all time.
>>10342805
What's so funny, you dick? This is an arena you worthless idiot butler! They're all trying to kill me, so help me the heck out!
>The Butler laughs again, as he is an NPC and totally unaware of the fact they are in a death arena.
Whatever, nerd.
>>10342849
Oh, okay.
>notices the ":v"
Sonofabitch! Where's my suicide kit?!
>>10342853
I am putting off playing my main ava in favor of playing three I like
The problem is that people (presumably) like my main ava and I feel guilty for putting off playing him
>>10342859
I ava a furry, am considering doing a 2hu and some other faggot
>>10342875
P L E B
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>>10342884
For the first time in moons I can get a good night sleep and that idiot has to ruin it!
>Groaning and cursing something in a strange language, Jeanne falls facefirst back on her bed. Snoring soon follows.
>>10342849
A..Ah.. Well, I've already been useless enough today. I wouldn't want to take up any of your time. I'm not someone worth bothering with.
>He stands up from his position on the floor, but keeps his forehead firmly pressed against the wall.
If you need a hero, I'll be here.. But there are also probably better heroes around...
>>10342884
>There is panic. There is chaos. Tamaki's body doesn't know whether to go into cardiac arrest or to fight for its life to get out of this situation, but there is one thing that would puzzle historians for the rest of eternity when discussing the hero Sun Eater: "was his cause of death from the werewolves, or from the anxiety attack he was having during the sex?"
>The world, truly, may never know.
>>10342688
Nah. Your my personal punching bag now.
>>10342689
Ewe! I don't want to hear about your zits!
>>10342668
How about you start with yourself?
Adachi is one talented birb
Volga is lucky that this is a lewd MANSION and not a lewd SCHOOL. I don't think that armor would go well at a host club
Translation: someone just hooked up the Mayor's feeding tube to a bowl of cereal. I'm pretty sure this was just a botched assassination attempt
>>10342784
Always asleep, hm? It sounds relaxing, but do take care to get some exercise as well!
Is that why you're here?
>>10342792
God had plenty of chances in the past to kill me... So I consider it a blessing I'm still alive. As for my plans, I hope to live peacefully as long as possible.
>>10342893
>that's always been my thing...;
>>10342884
My, my... The infernal thing is just a little too loud.
Why the fuck are the threads more active during midnight than the primetime
>>10342930
>your
>le grinning green man
>>10342884
>The abrupt bloodcurdling shriek of terror intrudes upon Kiibos 5-hour long ritual, he scrams out the door with his pants buckled down to his shins exposing his member.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
>>10342938
Because of the amerifats not having a good sleep schedule
>>10342930
....I.. I don't know if that's.. Something that I'd like to do.. I think it would be better if you would just leave me be, there's no reason you should bother with me, after all... You can probably find more interesting punching bags out there...
>>10342905
>the screaming ensues for another two hours before finally coming to an end.
>>10342937
Oh yes, It sure is a blessing to stay alive, to be at the whims and petty wishes of a loving God. When your crops are flooded and your little hovel burns to ashes, be sure to thank hi -
>>10342936
>Screams intensify as the poor, vengeful spirit was merely looking for a snack to eat after waking up
>>10342880
>COMA, COMA, COMA, COMA, COMA CHAMELEON.
>>10342884
>Someone so helpfully taped a flashlight to your hand. At least people won't step on you since you have a beacon now.
>>10342936
>What the host said. You'd think it was delicious if you could taste anything.
>Or feel anything, for that matter.
>>10342936
You know what Butler? You're alright. You play a mean game of mini-golf and didn't hold back, and I can respect that. What should I call you?
>The skeleton gives no time for the Butler to speak, interrupting him as soon as he opens his mouth.
Jeeves! That's a butler name. You're Jeeves. Either that or Alfred.
>>10342951
Should I come at these times by now
>>10342899
>a furry and a 2hu
>>10342972
Yes I know it fucking SUCKS
What do I do, anon? How do I kill myself painfully because of such autism?
>>10342884
>She strolls away casually with a laugh.
>>10342936
I know what the monster's first victim will be.
>>10342930
Hmm. That wouldn't be as fun. But your face looks nice and smashable!
>>10342937
Don't be silly, goat-lady, sleeping is the only thing I CAN do for now! But that'll be fixed veeery soon....
>She giggles eerily, her hands nervously clenching up and relaxing and she fidgets back and forth.
There's not enough room to exercise anyways.
>>10342849
Tried but nothing else happened.
How do I microwave pizza
Oh wowee, you killed someone physically incapable of providing any resistance. Such an impressive display of your skill deserves an applause https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_w2FNk4qDc
But you're a punch ghost! You could probably get in if you really wanted~
Also this place isn't haunted, it's just old and never maintained. We're technically not even supposed to be here - it's legally condemned
>>10342971
may as well if it means hg is bustling at the night
all the shitposters are asleep anyway
>>10343001
wrap it in aluminum and microwave on HIGH for 1 minute and 15 seconds
>>10343001
you don't
>>10342972
>not meeting half way n fagging a werewolf tuhu
>>10342553
But you don't see the bigger picture, Mr.Bones. It doesn't matter how many times I lose, as long as I keep getting back up I'll be able to defeat you and maybe craft a homemade lamp with your bones.
>>10342884
Alrighto! Time for some training!
>Karen opens the door of the mansion and runs in the backyard just a second before the lightly hits her head and toasts her whole body. Roasted bee is in the menu tonight.
>>10342929
> * Toriel starts to walk closer, close to the wall he's leaning on.
I don't think you can be useless if you truly are a hero. Fighting for the sake of others is a very righteous cause.
>>10342936
They dress so provocatively. Are maids supposed to wear such short skirts?
>>10342964
I never did say I believed in that God.
Th-
....!?
>>10343000
Then surely that means you're awake. It would be more unusual for things to melt around you, or for you to simply disappear. Luckily, you're still here.
>>10342996
The only thing you can do? And why is that, young one?
>>10343004
We were doing what now?
>She looks up from the blood stain on her bat.
>>10343004
>That was the easiest kill that person could have ever gotten. You hope he pats himself on the back a'plenty for it.
Good night, HG.
I don't blame you Youmu, I always hated that rat bastard myself
He's not a murderer! The Grim Reaper simple takes people who are naturally out of time.
Franken Berry: now endorsed by real monsters as part of a cpomplete breakfast!
>>10343004
What's a punch ghost?
>>10343015
last night was terrible
>>10343020
can never understand why people would want to fuck a dog when they can fuck a fish
>>10343039
>cpomplete
I guess I have brain problems
>>10342939
L-Leave me alone you creepy frog man!
>>10342954
Nope! I think you're perfect for the job. Mhmm, you'll be seeing a lot more of me~ Take care of yourself now!
>>10342996
Haha~ Not even in your dreams. Speaking of dreams I think I'm going to head home and have some dreams myself. Au revoir!
>>10342936
>Being exposed amplified the embarrassment he endured as he witnesses a horny maid.
>>10343042
nah it wasn't that bad
we could have gone through worse
>>10343046
>he doesn't want to fuck an umbrella
>>10343028
>The look suddenly sours, as her voice shifts to match gloomily.
Being locked in one tiny room with nothing in it you haven't used to death.
>>10343039
Oooh...sultry.
>>10343049
Exactly in my dreams~. Bye-bye coward!
>>10343046
how about bird like aya
>>10343046
fluffy tail>scaily fin
>>10343061
>sets dress on fire
>>10343063
Birds aren't furries
>>10343039
MURDERER!
>>10343004
>>10343030
Definitely not what that dumbass maid was thinking. One - I'm pretty sure you're underaged, and that's not how I role. Two - I lack the necessary organ for that.
>The skeleton gazes down at the maid, her face rendered a gooey mess from the girl's bloody bashing.
So yeah, fuck 'er. She's not even a real participant.
>>10343021
Mhhm, right. Actually, wrong. I see the bigger picture - me, the world, flames and skeletons. That's what all life has been leading to, my complete and total dominance over this world. Heck, I've gotten a few surprises up my sleeve now. I've moved beyond you, you're small time now.
>>10343039
>>10343077
>Craig scoffs.
Well, duh. You don't need to point it out, it's fairly obvious.
>>10343061
....?
So you're saying you are trapped in a room by yourself?
> * Toriel looks worried.
How... Are you actually here? Are you nearby? Do you need help, child?
>>10343030
No showing armpits, ma'am.
I'm not sure what's more surprising. That the half ghost has a car or that she's old enough to drive. Seriously, she looks like she's just entering middle school next year
Hey man, Craig's just a friendly skeleton who just wants to hang out! It's not his fault he intruded on the little Bone Zone you had going on
Eh, it's probably nothing. We always make sure to check under the bed for monsters every night before bedtime
>>10343028
...You say that, but I can't believe it.. I look around, and everyone else is so full of sunshine, everyone else is radiating joy.. I just can't be one of those types of people. It's impossible for me to be that beacon of hope. That's what a hero should be, not... Me.. I just can't do it. What use is a hopeless hero..? I can be as righteous as I want, but... That doesn't make me worth anything..
>>10343049
....I hope not..
>>10343028
I'm not feeling so lucky at all today.
i wish somebody would rp with me
>>10343060
>he doesn't want to plunge his dick deep inside a poisonous wooden doll
>>10343063
pass, don't want h1n1
>>10343066
oh, ok. I get it now.
you're trying to say that you're gay
>>10343109
I don't remember owning a car though...
>>10343120
anyone?
>>10343127
>he would not, in fact, wish to have kinky BDSM sex with a spider waifu
>>10343120
Alright let's do it
>>10343109
Hey fella, just here to-
>Craig immediately shields his eye sockets and looks away, letting out an embarrassed laugh.
Ha, seems like I walked in at the wrong time! I noticed you've got quite the pecker down there, don't ya? I reckon if I had flesh it'd be that big, most likely a bit bigger though.
>And there he goes, ruining the moment.
>>10343120
Okay, let's do it. I hope you don't mind talking to a skeleton.
F E A S T
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Ouch. We made sure to keep the feast area free of weapons, but you guys have proven that you're as creative as you are savage
Also, Final Five time!
>>10343040
It's a ghost, but it punches people.
>>10343127
>fluffy tail
>gay
>>10343132
>a spider waifu that upon placement of your dick inside her bagina would deliever literally every venereal disease possible unto your loins
p a s s
>>10343141
I ask you: what would be the point?
>>10343109
.........
>TODAY WAS KIIBOS LUCKY DAY, without further hesitation he proceeds to 'mingle it' out with the maid until that is Craig arrives to rue his day.
kys furfags
>>10343109
Hello?
Is... someone down there?
>>10343117
That can't be true. You must have some value. I believe everyone does.
It is alright, not to be the kind of hero everyone idolizes. You are your own person, after all.
Now... can I ask the name of the hero in front of me?
>>10343146
>he wouldn't want to fuck a spider that can tie you up and rape you
>with TITS
???
>>10343146
no dude she lays so many eggs inside your dick that it fills you up from the tip of your urethra to your bladder
that's the hot part
>>10343120
Well now, don't look so glum. Lucky for you that your old pal Andy's here to keep you company. What's on your mind pardner?
>>10343158
I'd rather fuck a birb like Papi or the touhou
>>10343141
>both of my entries died at the feast
>>10343154
This. They're all bone-biters.
Actually, I take it back. Don't kys furgags. Saying that now would ruin the CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT I've been undergoing with Fyxe and Emi. I can tolerate them now, I guess.
>>10343086
My growth's just stunted. Hahahaha!
>She suddenly grabs the maid's body by the hair, dragging it off with an ominous laugh.
>>10343104
I do what I want, old man!
>>10343101
Mmmhm. Just me, the bird that visits, the oold books, and that stupid radio. For years and years and years and....
>She brightens up again with another unsettling giggle, rocking back and forth a bit.
But that'll be fine, soon! Someone's coming, and it'll all be fixed soon!
>>10343109
Hmmm. I'm gonna just stick with my bat.
>>10343141
No eating! Busy hunting.
>>10343146
>Her ability is the control of it, it'd only happen if she wanted it.
What, the screaming didn't clue you in to him possibly being a touch unhinged?
It's not mysterious, we're merely following federal privacy regulations. Who do you think we are, Big Brother? That sim's third door on the right
>>10343133
Something something feminine benis
>>10343158
>>10343162
but dude you'd get like super fucking moon aids or something
is it really worth it?
>>10343167
>remembers the harpy greentext I'm still trying to write
FUCK
I might as well fuckin give up at this point I haven't even written that much
>>10343156
...My name.. I'm..
>He pauses for a moment, and something seems to don on him, briefly. He balls his fist against the wall and stands slightly straighter, turning to face her, his eyes trained on the palm of his hand. That's right, how could he forget? All it took was remembering his name. He crosses his hand over his heart and meets the goat woman's eyes, standing firm in replacement to his cowardly quivering moments past. That's right. He is..
I am Sun Eater.
>>10343170
Where the heck are you taking that? You're leaving a blood trail and this shitty mansion is already dirty enough. Think of all the bugs you're gonna attract! OI! OIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
>>10343174
Low fat, no fat, full cream, high calcium, high protein, soy, light, skim, omega 3, high calcium with vitamin D and folate, or extra dollop....low fat, no fat, full cream, high calcium, high protein, soy, light, skim, omega 3, high calcium with vitamin D and folate, or extra dollop...
>>10343186
Sacrifices must be made
>>10343186
yes
i get to fuck a cute spider lady that's not rape-y like rachnera AND not a jew like muffet, and not only does she have tits, she's a qt to boot
fuck nigga i'd get cancer just to tap that ass
>>10343170
>tickles them
>>10343136
You came straight from anatomy class or what?
More or less you ruined my sanity!
I had it going with myself this whole week, I'd say I call this a relief to find myself some uknowhat till you showed up.
>>10343189
Do it faggot.