HG thread
Skipping peace edition
>Heat up pizza.
>Take a bite.
>It's burning hot and freezing cold at the same time.
What the fuck.
>>10338768
>unevenly cooked pizza
Gg. Fix your fucking oven.
>>10338768
stop microwaving pizza
>>10338759
Don't trust that Shin-chan!
>>10338714
Are you sure, Simple plan? I like pizza a lot because the cheese is like Justice! It mels on your tongue with a magnificient flavor that can't be compared. I truly don't want to eat all your pizza and leave the otehr guys who are standing without a slice. I... Okay, I'll go.
>Karen goes over to his shelter and devours his pizza like the pizza monster. She eats so much pizza that Karen mutates into a living pizza.
>>10338759
>The only figure Karen can do is a tiny bee but she has done it so many times that apparently she's going to the Major League of shadow puppets during the campfire.
>>10338759
Many tributes agree that the garbage is where Touhou belongs, but many tributes are rude and shoot keep to themselves.
It's Deku vs Karen is a battle of determination or whatever! Whose justice shines brighter? Which one is the better hero? You say run, but Deku says no!
>>10338768
>>10338780
basically what he said
>>10338768
https://www.comsol.com/blogs/why-does-a-microwave-heat-food-unevenly/
>>10338691
Huh? What's the-
>Uh oh! She realized the Mayor had been experiencing a sudden pain, one comparable to only that of a ....Brain freeze. How dare it ruin her plans of helping make up for her terrible behavior!
Bad ice cream, bad!
>She kicks the glass with her shoe, sending it flying to the wall on her right. It shatters, leaving wasted ice cream splattered on the wall. She turns to the Mayor, and offers her hands out to him.
>>10338780
>>10338803
I didn't use the oven, it's fucking reheated Pizza Hut.
>>10338789
I'm not going to use an oven to reheat leftover stuffed crust.
>>10338812
That's a lot of science.
>>10338768
>Pizza
>1/8
>Nice RP
>>10338829
>reheated Pizza Hut.
You must hate yourself.
h
1/2
>>10338768
Fix your microwave. Also wet a papertowel, just enough so it's damp, but not dripping. Lay it over your pizza.
No disgusting stiffness.
>>10338829
>what is a microwave oven
>what is a convectional oven
>what is a dutch oven
>what is a gas oven
All reheat food, just in different ways.
>>10338803
NIGHT 6
uge dicks need to go in my mouth right now please
>King Knight
2/2
>>10338803
>Karen doesn't care how many times Deku stands up, a blow right on his stomach is always delivered with a force enough to make the sky grumble and cut the clouds in half.
>>10338829
>not eating it cold
>>10338829
>fucks up reheating fast food
How have you not completely starved to death by now?
>>10337534
>>10337916
>>10338492
>Adachi then looks at the red 87s around him and wonders to himself, should he take it a step further? He decides to do just that and runs his finger through the red liquid again, this time drawing the blood red 87s all over his face, his hands, and his arms.
>The moment Adachi finishes drawing 87s across his body, he looks up at the sky and brings his hands together in that of a prayer. He closes his eyes and begins to pray to his almighty and powerful god, speaking in another language that those around him would not be able to understand.
"ਇਸ ਸਥਾਨ ਤੋਂ ਇਸ ਕੈਂਸਰ ਨੂੰ ਹਟਾਓ ਮੈਂ ਤੁਹਾਡੇ ਅੱਗੇ ਬੇਨਤੀ ਕਰਦਾ ਹਾਂ, ਮੇਰੇ ਸੁਆਮੀ ਅਤੇ ਮੁਕਤੀਦਾਤਾ. ਅਵਿਸ਼ਵਾਸੀਆਂ ਨੂੰ ਮੇਰੀ ਸ਼ਕਤੀ ਤੋਂ ਇਨਕਾਰ ਕਰਨ ਦੀ ਇਜਾਜ਼ਤ ਨਾ ਦਿਓ."
>As Adachi says the final words, the 87s and the white powder substance begin to glow a bright shade of white, another voice speaking back to him in the same language. The voice says to Adachi "ਹਾਂ, ਮੇਰਾ ਬੇਟਾ ਮੈਂ ਤੁਹਾਡੀ ਸ਼ਕਤੀ ਨੂੰ ਇਨਕਾਰ ਕਰਨ ਦੀਆਂ ਸਾਰੀਆਂ ਕੋਸ਼ਿਸ਼ਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਰੋਕ ਦਿਆਂਗਾ."
>Adachi then opens his eyes and stands, clapping once and seemingly causing the 87s and white substance to vanish without a trace. He looks at the TV and smiles, knowing the god he prayed to would not allow the scum he threw in the TV to godmod or find any way out of the hell hole he threw her into.
>Suddenly! A portal that is strictly for viewing appears in the sky, showing that the wretched being he had removed from this plane of existence is now being forced to deal with the cosplay cancer Shimakaze raping her 24/7.
>finn
>>10338886
OH COME ON FAGGOT WHERE'S THE OTHER 5
>>10338828
>smooches on the cheek
>>10338886
Memes
>>10338828
>The sudden shattering noise of the glass only amplifies your pain, though that may just be a coincidence. You close your eyes, wincing, and look down from the lady's hands, at least for the time being,
>>10338886
THE NUMBERS ADACHI
WHAT DO THEY MEAN?
>>10338874
ice cream? god I love ice cream!
ya , my favorite flavor is vanilla
Ya, that stuff is good, sometimes I dream about snowboarding through a valley of vanilla ice cream.
Ice cream? god I love ice cream!
>>10338886
>Reddit spacing
>Unable to deliver 8 lines
>Finn
3/10 thanks for the attempt
>>10338803
>>10338881
>Izuku could feel his stomach rocket up his throat as Karen delivers her blow. He lurches over, coughing up blood before he pulled himself back up. He stumbles back and lets out a low grumble as he tries to keep himself in place.
I-Is that...Is that all you got? COME! OOONNN!
Someone give me how many BB events I should have? How many fatals?
>>10338874
>She wakes up instantly with a very loud wince. By pure instinct, Karen delivers a punch on Suzy's stomach as well but only because her reflexes were triggered.
>Adachi then looks at the red 87s around him and wonders to himself, should he take it a step further? He decides to do just that and runs his finger through the red liquid again, this time drawing the blood red 87s all over his face, his hands, and his arms.
>The moment Adachi finishes drawing 87s across his body, he looks up at the sky and brings his hands together in that of a prayer. He closes his eyes and begins to pray to his almighty and powerful god, speaking in another language that those around him would not be able to understand.
"ਇਸ ਸਥਾਨ ਤੋਂ ਇਸ ਕੈਂਸਰ ਨੂੰ ਹਟਾਓ ਮੈਂ ਤੁਹਾਡੇ ਅੱਗੇ ਬੇਨਤੀ ਕਰਦਾ ਹਾਂ, ਮੇਰੇ ਸੁਆਮੀ ਅਤੇ ਮੁਕਤੀਦਾਤਾ. ਅਵਿਸ਼ਵਾਸੀਆਂ ਨੂੰ ਮੇਰੀ ਸ਼ਕਤੀ ਤੋਂ ਇਨਕਾਰ ਕਰਨ ਦੀ ਇਜਾਜ਼ਤ ਨਾ ਦਿਓ."
>As Adachi says the final words, the 87s and the white powder substance begin to glow a bright shade of white, another voice speaking back to him in the same language. The voice says to Adachi "ਹਾਂ, ਮੇਰਾ ਬੇਟਾ ਮੈਂ ਤੁਹਾਡੀ ਸ਼ਕਤੀ ਨੂੰ ਇਨਕਾਰ ਕਰਨ ਦੀਆਂ ਸਾਰੀਆਂ ਕੋਸ਼ਿਸ਼ਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਰੋਕ ਦਿਆਂਗਾ."
>Adachi then opens his eyes and stands, clapping once and seemingly causing the 87s and white substance to vanish without a trace. He looks at the TV and smiles, knowing the god he prayed to would not allow the scum he threw in the TV to godmod or find any way out of the hell hole he threw her into.
>Suddenly! A portal that is strictly for viewing appears in the sky, showing that the wretched being he had removed from this plane of existence is now being forced to deal with the cosplay cancer Shimakaze raping her 24/7.
>finn
>>10338886
>Isa sathāna tōṁ isa kainsara nū haṭā'ō maiṁ tuhāḍē agē bēnatī karadā hāṁ, mērē su'āmī atē mukatīdātā. Aviśavāsī'āṁ nū mērī śakatī tōṁ inakāra karana dī ijāzata nā di'ō.
"Remove this cancer from this place. I beg you, my lord and Savior. Do not allow unbelievers to refuse my power."
>>10338921
After all that I'd done for you, all that support I gave you in your time of need? And now you can't even look in front of your face when you're around me. You're breaking my heart, Lum.
>>10338834
Thanks.
>42/69
>>10338840
I have three slices left over from earlier, the fuck am I supposed to do with them?
>>10338858
I'll try that next time.
>>10338873
Yes, let me reheat pizza in a fucking Dutch oven. Good idea.
>>10338882
Thought about it.
>>10338884
Because usually I dine in? I had people over so that's why tonight's an exception.
>>10338934
Fatal events > non fatal events
>>10338921
Karen is forced to kill the one who was so kind to her just a slide before. What was he thinking, handing her that extra scoop despite planning to kill her that night? The mind of a killer is a strange thing. I know because I don't even know what I'm thinking about most of the time
>>10338977
Fatal yourself first lmao
>tfw oven beeps 5 minutes after writing a ton of cancer
Noice.
Enjoy the memes and reddit tier spacing while I enjoy delicious beef wellington and risotto.
>>10338903
A-Ahh!
>Tricky blushes, and turns away.
P-Please, anon...
>>10338912
Augh, auuugh! No, no, I'll...
>She takes a deep breath, and collects herself as best as she can.
Here, here. Do you think you can stand up, Mayor? I'll take you to somewhere you can relax.
>>10338934
40 non fatal
20 fatal
for a start
>>10338934
>20-50 should be good. More fatal events if you can make it work.
>>10338983
Anybody want a 2B smoothie?
Karen is dangerously close to winning. I don't really like her all that much, so if somebody could stop her that'd be nice. I'm looking at you, Suz. You're a hardened soldier, killing some dumb kid should be ezpz for you.
>>10338886
>The form of Neo, ravaged endlessly, lays lifeless. Something seems... Odd about it...
>There is a tapping on his shoulder, and just as Adachi begins to turn around, the body in Shimakaze's hold shatters like glass-- An illusion!
>Neo smiles brightly to the man, seeing that his work was been so easily undone.
>Clutching her sides, the ice cream girl falls backwards, kicking her legs as she silently laughs.
>>10338934
100 each
>>10338950
what does the other one mean?
>>10339016
>pats head
>>10339017
I-I think I'm just gonna wait for an experienced host to ask them.
>>10339016
>godmod is denied by the power of adachi's prayer
>>10338991
Shhhhh. You're doing a good job. Keep it up.
>>10339015
FUCK
WINNER NEXT SLIDE
DON'T DIE LUM OR I'LL KILL YOU
>>10339036
I'm an experienced host and I tell you that it is 100
>want to rp
>kitter won't let me
rip
>>10339036
>>10338995
listen to me bitch
See? This is why I can't fucking RP with you people.
It's all memes and godmodding.
Pure cancer.
>>10339044
NOOOOOOOO
>>10339046
use on-screen keyboard then
>>10339046
Why the fuck are you missing so many keys?
>>10339052
Lead by example you OOC faggot.
>>10339046
What are you doing you monster?
PET THAT CAT
>>10339054
I feel your pain, man. I feel it.
>>10339046
>no tab
>no left
>being Spanish?
>>10339041
I am? Aw, shucks, thank you!
>>10339063
I like to pull them off and insert them into my asshole sometimes.
>>10338926
>Karen raises her fists once again when he pulls himself back up. His face wasn't giving her a reason to stop at all, he's obviously suffering from her blows. She plays with her feet a little ''dancing'' or rather taunting him before spinning on her same spot and launching a kick straight into his stomach. The air cuts sharp through the sky before her foot connects with his stomach and forces him to fall into the floor again. Though she already know he was going to get up.
>>10339044
>She clearly can't control it since she keeps punching and kicking Deku.
https://youtu.be/S8EvnM2XUTI
>>10338991
>After a few moments, you look back up at the lady and her outstretched arms. Your reached out, grab them, and hoist yourself up, eyes twitching all the while. You think your brainfreeze might be subsiding, but finding some place to relax might be nice for a change of pace.
>>10338934
Hmmm...how often are you going to host?
>>10339052
>You godmod to spite the television salesman.
>>10339075
>using humor to deflect from the fact that you pick your keys because of your horrible insecurity and nervousness.
>>10339085
DUDE HOLY SHIT
>>10339044
LUM DON'T DIE
LEN ALREADY WON ONE OF MY GAMES
I CAN'T HANDLE ANOTHER
FUCKING
BRAT
WINNING MY GODDAMN GAMES
KILL
KILL HER YOU ALIEN GOSH DARN IT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>10339039
Really? We can't even READ the prayer.
Why should she follow shit she can't even read?
>>10339046
>/lgbt/
Fucking gay
>>10339110
YOU ARE BEING MEMED FAGGOT
>>10339075
Me too.
>>10339087
Every so often, I suppose.
>>10339107
o-oh
she did it
no need to yell my bad everyone
>>10339107
Calm down, Mr.Bones. I'm dead now I didn't win.
>>10339029
>
>Neo pouts, but does little to stop it...
>>10339107
I feel like that game was rigged
>>10339126
Change the winner.
>>10339107
>>10339126
Unfortunately for you I packed my strangling gloves today!
Thanks a bunch for hosting skeleman.
>>10339126
look at them all
>>10339132
yeah, it's pretty sweet right?
>>10339126
Fucking RIGGED. Karen won
>can't find tv remote or mouse to desktop
Which one of you fags godmodded them away?
>>10339139
ay bih u gon host Lator
>>10339148
>Everyone today got last fucking place.
>>10339156
later as in 14 hours from now yes
>>10339126
Congrats, horny ladyy. Thank youu, skeleman.
>>10339126
>>10339148
>congrats and thanks for hosting.
>>10339135
Oi, I was just despairing with you over the loss of Suz! Don't go throwing around accusations like that, seriously
>>10339136
>>10339154
What the FRICK is going on here?
>>10339160
kek
>>10339079
>He flops down on the floor, another groan escaping his lips as he presses his hands against the floor, forcing himself back up to his feet. He cracks his neck as he stands up as straight as he possibly could. This guy has that special kind of willpower and strength of mind that you only see in manga! he was like a rubbery wall that just refuse to break. He wipes from blood that tricking down his nose away with his thumb, before letting out a long heave.
Hoo...you're not done yet, are you? I barely felt a thing!
>>10339155
Pretty sure that was you.
>>10339126
Congratulations.
>>10339148
Thanks for the game.
>>10339126
Congratulations.
>>10339148
Thank you very much for the chance.
>>10339125
Define every so often. Once every two or three days, about?
>>10339126
>>10339148
>You congratulate the winner and thank the host.
>>10339155
>You ask the man to choose the right hand you have them in, since you godmoddingly stole them both.
>Little does he know that you have neither and are just doing these mindgames as entertainment. Boy will he have egg on his face!
>>10339087
>She lifts him up, finding him surprisingly light-weight, as if he was some sort of doll. Carrying him in her hold, she escorts him to a bed, and lays him on it. From a sachel seemingly to appear suddenly on her side, as if it had been there the whole time, she pulls out a white alpaca doll, and hands it to the Mayor.
Cuddle this. It'll warm you up!
>>10339197
Sure. Once every two or three.
>>10339148
15th place is...decent enough.
Thanks for hosting, I appreciate it.
>>10339133
>>10339029
>An escaped prisoner is confused and joins in.
I got some good replies out of that game. I had fun reading them. I'm happy.
>downs an entire bottle of alcohol
>smokes a whole pack of Marlboro cigarettes
Life's good.
>>10339139
>>10339175
>>10339177
>>10339194
>>10339196
>>10339197
>takes a drag
>coughs loud enough to hack up a lung
Yeah. It was good. Thanks for playing.
>>10339148
Feh, I could have won too.
9th place is better than most of the people here, though.
Looking at you, greenboy!
>>10339178
I'm not claiming that it was rigged or anything like that, but you need to change the winner regardless. I can't just let people like you go around making wincards for people without my approval. Lum wronged me in a stupid, uncoordinated way and for that, she doesn't deserve to win. What fun is the path to glory if it's littered with coincidences and embarrassing mistakes? Your arena is a fine place to combat in, but Lum's victory was, in my eyes, terribly illegitimate.
>>10339249
You shouldn't smoke. You'll hekerkemne
You'll die.
>>10339262
Let him smoke!
Looking pretty calm in here. You guys never fail to make me feel good on the inside!
So is anyone going to explain why Ocelot is doing the Cancerous rule64 thing that Link did?
>>10339283
Subaru. More like arrive a bit earlier and not just before I sleep faggotru HAHAHA
>>10339294
The memes, jack
>>10339200
>You have no idea what the fuck is going on.
>You gently grab the alpaca doll out of instinct and stare into its eyes.
>Adorable little fucker. His bowtie is unsettling you, though. How is he wearing it? There's no indication he wrapped it around his neck, and if it's a clip-on, he had to have clipped it right into his skin, which you can only imagine causes him a great deal of pain.
>This quantum conundrum causes your mind to work so hard, it works the brainfreeze right out of you, probably. Or the passage of time did it. One of the time.
>>10339202
Then I'd say 50-60 NF, 20-25 F. Also depends on what size you're going to consistently make the games, or if it has a restrictive theme that may cause you to run out of workable ideas.
>>10339294
>He doesn't know
Fucking newfags
>>10339294
Link did it because he was bored/shitposting.
Ocelot is doing it for attention.
>>10339283
That's the best we can hope for in times like these, my friend. Positivity and humbleness will guide us through a sea of nastiness and violence that's been on the rise lately, despite its unpleasantness.
>>10339239
>The escaped prisoner is met with a confused look from the ice cream girl.
>>10339294
It's rule 63, and what's wrong with wanting to change your sex? I've lived all my life as a man but did I ever wanted to be one. I just decided to follow wjat I think was appropriate to me, now I'm finally a female and I will stay one forever
Alright, senpaitachi.
Let us play a guessing game.
Guess the location of my mouse and TV remote.
Whoever wins gets a prize.
PS.
I still haven't found them and I will check requested places as long as they aren't part of my body.
>A young boy walks into the thread, muttering to himself quite angrily. He doesn't appear to be that aware of his surroundings either.
All I said was don't cause a scene, and somehow you still manage it... Sometimes I swear I would've been better off without the blow to the head.
>>10339338
Gay. I liked you better with a dick.
Okay seriously though, code critics are you still around? I'd like for your services. Meme event and coffee reference have been noted.
>>10339259
You raise a good point, and maybe if it weren't Karen in second place I'd consider it but I simply can not allow a change of winners to occur. Karen got second place and that makes her the rightful secondary winner, but she's a brat and routinely gets under my skin.
Although if you look at it from another perspective, you could say that the tributes who lost to a tribute haphazardly stumbling her way through the game to a victory all deserve to lose. Proper planning and tactics prevail over coincidence and embarrassing mistakes. If the other tributes lose to a person like that, they never deserved to win in the first place.
>>10339339
Your mom's asshole
>>10339155
I'll pay you 55 bucks if you throw >>10339197
Inside a tv as well.
>>10339299
I'm sorry. Maybe there's a way you can not go to sleep?
>>10339344
Create a scene right into the bin. Wrecked lmao.
>>10339256
Could'a would'a should'a, right?
>>10339262
Did you have a stroke at some point while talking?
>>10339339
Under your mattress.
Check all the garbage cans too.
>>10339339
Check in the closet
>>10339347
Well it's gone and eaten.
>>10339339
Somewhere within your house.
>>10339339
Your TV remote is either in the space between your TV and the wall or under your couch.
Your mouse is probably somewhere in your closet or behind your bed.
>>10339360
Remove the event with the death by wolves. I died on that one so I'll make up any reason for it to bad.
>>10339361
omg why would you say that my mom's been dead for 80 years
>>10339367
Meme's dead, Jack.
>>10339382
Will check.
>>10339383
but yosuke's in there
>>10339389
that's cheating
DQ'd
>>10339390
will check
>>10339312
>Tricky notices his relief, staring at him as he stares at the staring alpaca doll. It was like a silent stare showdown of the most elite of staring contest hall of famers. She smiles, and giggles.
Mr.Fancy is truly a great doctor, knew he'd be able to fix you right up! Now, you lay there for a little bit more, alright? I know just the thing that'll make sure that brainfreeze stays out!
>She hurries over to the fridge again, an entire kitchen having accompanied it in the mysterious appearance of it.
>>10339334
My thoughts exactly! I'm a man that believes in romance and dreams, and look at how well that has worked for me! If only people could think like you and I. I think the toxicity that curses this place would disappear on site if the aura changed a bit.
>>10339339
Tv remote is under the couch/chair
Mouse is most likely behind/under the computer desk
>>10339344
>She wasn't the one with that look. He put his hand away cautiously, expecting her to speak. Only to grab his weapons when he sees the spookiest of skeletons.
>>10339360
>>10339404
Better start digging.
>>10339344
>Mikazuki, seated in a chair and his head resting on one shoulder, perks up once he hears the boy passing him. He flicks the air and tries to get the youthful stranger's attention.
Hm~? Is something the matter, friend? You seem a bit out of sorts, perhaps there's something to be done about that.
>>10339344
>Subaru walks up to the boy and rips the band-aid that sits on his forehead
You can't be wearing that around here. People will think you're weak.
>>10339428
>>10339337
>*only one with
>>10339283
Awww, but it could be so much more alive, silly boy. Don't you think it'd be nicer if everyone was fighting and yelling? The sphinx certainly does.
>>10339339
Behind your computer desk.
>>10339344
>Wordlessly, the Usosphinx sticks a foot out, trying totrip him up.
>>10339360
I mean, overall I quite like the code. You got any specific questions? I don't really pay attention to events besides the ones I'm in unless someone asks me to.
>>10339367
>If the man's vendetta is against "cute anime girls," it would make no sense for him to throw you into the T.V. Besides, you quite like not having what ensued happen to you.
>>10339410
>Mr. Fancy, is it? What an apt name for a dapper-yet-morbid-secret-hiding alpaca.
>You continue to stare down Mr. Fancy, ignoring the kitchen that magically appeared nearby because thinking about it would probably give you another headache.
Are trap avas well accepted?
>>10339443
>The sudden voice gets the kid's attention. He looks up, around, and then at the woman with a mopey look on his face.
Oh no. I'm really back here? I didn't even notice...
>>10339446
>The wound on the boy's forehead, one approximately the size of a baseball, begins bleeding immediately once the bandage is removed. The owner doesn't seem too pleased and immediately snatches the bandaid back and slaps it back on his forehead.
What the hell are you doing?!
>>10339458
>Tarou is tripped. He begins pulling himself up off the ground to turn and see whatever asshole did that to him.
...
>He just stares.
Nope. I'm not even gonna question it.
>>10339521
Are you having fun using them? That's all that matters.
>>10339428
>Neo shakes her head, giving a dismissive hand waggle in the direction of the skeleton, indicating that he wasn't actually that dangerous.
>>10339400
I don't want to remove that one, I kinda like it. Let's hear your best made up reasons!
>>10339337
>>10339456
>It's a trinity of confusion as the skeleton flashes him a confused look of his own as he draws a weapon.
Excuse me, what the heck are you doing? I really hope you aren't planning on cutting me down, especially after I just hosted a game for everyone. It'd be really rude. And why are ya dragging the chick into this?
>>10339509
Mostly just about the "RPibility" of the code. Have any of the events you've gotten made you think "this is kinda hard to reply to?"
>>10339521
They're not really hated or liked either way, they're pretty neutral
>>10339534
IT'S DANGEROUS TO LET THOSE WOLVES IN THE ARENA. TAKE THEM OUT THEY COULD KILL SOMEONE!
or something like that.
>>10339509
>The girl returns, hopping on one foot as she desperately tries to keep balanced a cup of tea in her hands.
Here, Mayor, I've got you a warm dri-
>Her face falls onto the ground as she trips, the cup spilling the tea onto the ground. Tricky screams, and starts crying LOUDLY.
>>10339531
t. faggot
>>10339458
Yeah, yeah! I'm a little disappointed there, but I think it's nice to enjoy a peaceful night with your fellow tributes. I'm not sure who this sphinx is, but I think they'd agree with me. Any more attacks on that piece of art and its entire head might fall off.
>>10339524
Isn't it obvious? I'm helping you! Why in God's name would you ever show off how weak you are in a place filled to the brim with tough brutes? It makes zero sense, my friend. You're basically asking for someone to stuff you in a small enclosed space.
>>10339565
>HUGSTIGHTLY
>>10339360
I can't offer my opinion on Karen, as I've never spoken to the girl, but surely she has to be more tolerable than Lum? I don't like to rag on others, but there's something suspicious about the whole "happy, stripper clothes alien" deal she has going on. I just can't bring myself to trust her, perhaps she's a government agent testing out a new levitation device under the guise of being an extraterrestrial. Maybe she's the other gay alien in drag, the one that's swapping spit with the Ash Crimson character, Haru. I don't believe that I've forged any relationships with these people, but when you've come into contact with the human experience as much as I have, you start to pick up on things.
While that is a fair point you raise, some situations are plain unavoidable. I had begun to reconsider my thoughts on Lum, providing her with emotional support when she sat in the corner and cried. But then it all had to come toppling down with the ice creams that she had, I couldn't have outrun that even if I was the fastest person alive. It's certainly a learning experience for one.
>>10339420
Exactly! There's too many cynics and murderers on edge around here, not enough happiness and basic human kindness. I understand that this is a fighting arena and all, but some people here need to take it a little less seriously.
>>10339283
You stated you would return with your work finished. So. Where is it?
>>10339565
>kills you
>>10339565
>dabs on
>>10339598
>She sniffles, and hugs you in return.
I-I, sniff, got a s-splinter, and...
>She starts crying again. Her knees appear to be skinned, her right elbow in the same condition.
>>10339611
>Tricky dies.
>>10339627
>As you dab in her corpse, the power of MEME MAGIC revives her!
>>10339575
You're not helping me at all.
>The kid's glance moves upwards, above the forehead of his 'helper' for just a moment.
I don't want your help either. I'm wearing this bandage for a reason, so don't just go pulling it off like you own it. Want to sign it? Good. Don't, but good. Sign it mentally and then move along. I'm not in the mood to waste energy on a person like you right now, especially considering I've wandered into -this- place again.
>>10339524
>Mikazuki smiles, hoping to change the mood and turn that frown on the boy's face upside down.
Oh? Have you been here before? I can't see how you wouldn't notice, seeing as how this is such a remote yet eye-capturing location. It seems to me like you'd have to come back here with a purpose.
>>10339533
>>10339534
>The prisoner was ready to slay this enemy he had faced many many times before until hearing it speak. But suddenly the girl stopped him explaining silently that he was not just another hostile. He had learned that no enemy he had faced ever really spoke to him, but he still was not sure. So as a test
>
>>10339658
nice
>dabs into the sunset
Do you look at the toilet paper after you wipe?
Good night HG.
>>10339658
There, there. It'll all be alright, sweetie.
>Kneels down, and caters to your knees, putting cute bandages onto any bad mark.
>>10339534
>Have any of the events you've gotten made you think "this is kinda hard to reply to?"
From what I can recall, no, but the Mayor is a REALLY flexible character when it comes to RPing specific events, so I may not be the best person to ask.
>>10339565
>You snap your head in the direction of the cry, turning Mr. Fancy the same way so he can see, too. You both see the lady crumpled on the ground, wailing while covered in tea. After turning and facing each other, both of you think the same thing.
>Oh crap.
>You hop out of the bed, carrying Mr. Fancy under your arm, and dash over to the crying lady, kneeling down so you're closer to her face. She looks in really bad shape, and you're momentarily at a loss at what to do.
>>10339425
They were both under the couch...downstairs, with dog teeth marks in them.
Now, what's your discord if you have one?
>>10339705
How else am I going to check if it's clean or not?
>>10339705
yes
>>10339521
>Just don't rub it in peoples' faces.
>>10339524
Hmmm?
>Uso smirks, folding the paws over each other from where she sits.
Is something wrong? You seem to've taken a nasty spill.
>>10339575
You speak to the sphinx even now! You are too comfortable in this peace, boy. Some excitement is what you need!
>>10339705
I haven't used toilet paper in years. I shit and then shower.
>>10339705
Need to check for blood.
>>10339607
But that begs the age old question of what we should do to make those grumpy and angry people feel the same happiness and kindness we feel, and if it's even possible to save those deprived people. What's your plan of action, kind man with a guitar?
>>10339609
Hah! I'm glad you asked! Well, just so you know, it's...s-still in the works. It's hard to finish up something when you have distractions all around you. It happens when you have attractive women begging for your attention!
>>10339660
That reason you're proudly proclaiming sounds like a cover to me. Why bother wearing it if it's just a little bump? Obviously, you can't handle a man thumping you on the head.
>Subaru lifts his and up and karate chops the kid on his forehead
Did that hurt? Do you feel the need to cry now? Go ahead and do what I did to you to me. I'll show you how tough you need to be if you want to walk the lands the Indians used to roam.
>>10339705
No, I have a bidet.
Post ava wallpapers and rate.
>>10339721
You already have it.
>>10339753
Is it possible to make one with only one avatar
>>10339767
message me then, fgt
>>10339772
Yes.
>>10339753
How about no? This is a shit idea. And takes the fun out of it when you know who is which ava.
Post big black juicy cocks and rate.
>>10339730
I can't lie that I'd like some excitement, but if you're going to do what you did to me last time then I'd like a pass. I don't like when girls show that level of dominance over me. It strips away my manhood.
>>10339671
I really don't see what purpose I'd have to come here. I used to use this as a getaway from all the gossip and rumors about me back home, but I've grown a tolerance to it now and it doesn't really bother me. Frankly, being here is worse than being there now even if nobody's antagonizing me.
>Tarou sigh.
But, now that I'm here it's not likely that I'm going to be leaving for a while so I won't waste any energy trying to escape. Like a stick in a river, I'll just go with the flow.
>>10339730
Oh yeah. Something large and soft suddenly came out in front of my legs as I was walking.
>He says this, poker-faced, while staring at the girl's lower half.
>>10339736
>He flinches, but that's just human nature. Other than that he seems mostly okay.
Of course it hurt. You're smacking an open wound. I'm not going to waste any energy worrying about it though. I've been hit in the head more times than you could count.
>His glare grows colder.
Look, I've been here before. I've seen people die in this 'arena' of yours so you really don't need to lecture me about why or why not you think I'm suitable to be here, alright?
>>10339799
post codes and rate
>>10339822
abab^v^v<><>
>>10339822
7892
That's my phone code
>>10339564
I'm sorry but I was expecting better. I don't think I could remove my precious mutts from the arena for such a lousy excuse.
>>10339607
Ah, you're not familiar with Karen and I'm not familiar with Len. If we continue discussing the quality of their character we'll never get past a stalemate in this debate. We're both lacking too much information here and can't really build up a proper argument and rebuke each other's because we're so sorely lacking in that information. It's unfair to both persons. We may just have to throw this entire debate out the window, unless there's anything you would like to discuss further. I suppose I could delve into the ethics of "changing winners" and the outcry it may result in, and how that has an overall negative impact on the games...but, ah, I don't really feel like it...
>>10339676
>The skeleton stares blankly at the prisoner as he flips him off and yells "FUCK" at him. Confused beyond his wits, the skeleton scratches the top of his skull and tilts his head.
Uh...do you want me to shoot you or something? Because I can if you really want me to.
>>10339717
Eh. I suppose it's alright then, I don't think anybodies ever said they had a problem with RPing to my events (besides the meme one that was pointed out earlier)
>>10339822
87V4M-678H7-YYW27
>>10339817
I don't think I understand your motives. Are you looking for someone to kiss it for you? Asking works just fine. There's no need to put on a show for everyone. Someone here is bound to do it for you.
>>10339715
>She smiles at you, and pets her new bandages with her fingers. It hurts to move, so she remains still. Her eyes still are red from the damp, hard tears.
T-Thank you...
>She kisses your lips, and hugs you again.
>>10339717
Ahck...Ooooow....
>She moans and groans in pain, though, in a less hurt state thanks to the medical care of another person aiding her at the moment she fell. Still, she's in rough condition, and she looks at the Mayor. Seeing his worried face only makes her cry even more, in both the fact she didn't wanna see him like this, and that he had been showing her the hospitality of concern. When she had broken her collarbone in sixth grade, she hadn't even gotten something like, "Are you okay, Tricky?".
T-There was, ouch, some splinters on the ground, and o-one of em stuck into me, and so I was trying not to walk on the foot that got hurt, but....b-but...
>She bawls.
>>10339847
>>10339676
>Neo looks between the two, then carefully takes a step back.
>She wasn't going to really stop them if they came to blows.
>>10339858
No. I'm not here to do that.
I'm not here for any reason. I just happened to walk in. So if you'd be kind enough to -not- be a disturbance and let me wait around for the time to leave, please, do that.
>>10339821
10 out of fucking 10 made my mouth water
>>10339904
>>10339847
>The prisoner got into a defensive stance upon hearing the word shoot, waiting for his move.
>>10339736
Not having it done and lying right to my face? Yeah, expected something like this. Not like I can talk though. Haven't done too good on my end either.
>>10339753
>>10339822
You already know mine.
>>10339879
>This is really not good. And it's also breaking your heart to see such a kind person suffer like this.
>Thinking quickly, you set Mr. Fancy next to her face while still holding onto it and start performing an INTERPRETIVE DANCE with him, complete with you providing hoarse, croaky instrumentation.
>You hope this cheers her up, because otherwise, you're out of ideas, and you can't spawn them out of thin air like this lady.
Who hates you, HG?
>>10339822
I91NJJew
>>10339993
God
>>10339993
God
>>10339810
Hmm? I don't recall our last meeting being so hostile~. In fact, you're the one who ran off without a word or a sign when I was just going to show you something.
>>10339817
>The look isn't lost on Uso, as she just grins wider.
My, my, whatever could that be? What a mystery. Perhaps a big cat?
>>10339736
That's the thing, I don't exactly have a plan yet. Some people are far beyond any form of redemption, but others would gladly be open to embracing peace and a way to chillax. If we were to start a project in which we got the people of this area to abandon their hot tempers and take in positivity instead, it would probably need to work on a person-by-person basis. Everybody's different and has their own reasons for being the way that they are.
Also, if we're working together, we might as well get to know each other. I'm Stu. People like me or hate me.
>>10339753
Others may be attacking you for this post, but I've always had a penchant for these wallpapers.
>>10339847
Yeah, it is getting a bit tiring. Len's a fine girl and I've come to appreciate her after a while - she's definitely better than another certain three letter name individual. You can take that one as either Stu or Lum, it'll work in both cases. But seeing as how we're discussing things we have practically no idea about, it's probably for the best if we just stop while we're here.
>>10339847
You may have a time to use it.
>>10339993
Life.
>>10339993
I-I think Jude, maybe, and a few other people. I couldn't say who, though, cause they're anonymous whenever they talk mean to me.
>>10339879
Mmph! Ah, not a problem... Anything to help you.
>He kisses your lips back.
Let's see those elbows now. Keep calm, nove slowly.
>>10339907
Now you're confusing me even more. Why would someone choose to walk into this place? I was put here by some higher power and haven't been able to go home.
>Subaru points over to a crudely made hammock with a deer corpse near it
I've been living like that for about a month now, maybe even more since people have been telling me they remember me from the past. There isn't anything here for someone like you.
>>10339970
P-Please understand that I need to dip my feet back in, yeah? It's right there. I can taste it. It may make me want to throw up because I'm not sure how well it'll be liked, but it's almost done. I just don't want this to be spam on a paper plate when people are excepting a rare steak on fine china. For now, this is just a way to relieve stress!
>>10339993
Suz.
????
????
That might be it.
>>10339993
Hikki and Kaz
>>10339993
Bolin, Hoshi, LF, KK, Seth.
>>10340007
Yeah, probably.
>Tarou turns on his heel and starts walking away. Clearly sitting around talking to a cat girl, and not one of the usual sort, isn't at the top of his to-do list.
>>10340024
I know. That's why when it comes time for me to aimlessly walk away never to return, I'll be glad.
>>10340029
There's a difference between hate and dislike
>>10339969
>Rolling her eyes, the ice cream girl steps between the two.
>After a tense moment of looking between them, she turns her hands palm side up to reveal simple, 15-clip pistols for both of them.
>Funny, those weren't there before...
>>10339993
A bunch of oldfags, probably.
>>10340065
>Asgore
>>10339993
Everyone.
>>10340044
What? You're not even going to say "bye"?
>A clear pout enters Uso's voice, and a brief sparkling light envelops her as she changes back to the standard body type to be expected by a young girl like herself.
>>10339993
>Neo leans away from the current rp to silently giggle once more.
>She seems to find the idea of anyone hating her amusing.
>>10339993
>tfw no one really has a strong opinion on you
>>10339993
Jude and Adachi maybe.
>>10340007
You were going to show me something suspicious! I can feel how hostile things were going to be. Girls usually don't show me things unless there's an ulterior motive.
>>10340044
>Subaru scratched his noggin and tries his hardest to decipher the hidden message the boy is obviously putting out, failing to do so, which makes him look even more pained
So...you're one of the wanderers? You certainly don't look like one. You remind me of a guy that just got done with school and accidentally went into a bad neighborhood. It's possible, given your head trauma and all.
>>10339993
>everyone
>now please give me more attention
>>10340099
If it's any consolation, if you post with any sort of frequency then I probably find you at least mildly annoying.
That's something.
>hugs
>>10340096
>Neo leans away from the current rp to silently giggle once more.
>She seems to find the idea of anyone hating her amusing.
That's an odd way to say Adachi
>>10339989
Oh..?
>She wipes her arm over her eyes, and watches your performance. Mr.Fancy dances along to your "hacha hacha"s, and a small grin forms on her face at the adorable display.
>Tricky giggles the same giggle she gives at the sound of a certain someone's dolphin noises, and for the whole thing, she forgets any of the pain still burning on her wounds.
Bravo, bravo!
>She snatches Mr.Fancy from you as you finish, and cuddles him in her arms.
>>10340022
>Tricky sits up a bit, and positions her elbow to your gaze.
Right here, mister!
>>10339993
Reply to this post and I'll tell you how I feel about you.
>>10339969
>>10340063
>The skeleton recoils upon seeing the prisoner shift positions, but quickly relaxes when he realises he's simply assuming a defensive stance.
>That is until Neo hands him a pistol, of course.
>"Has this guy organised a duel with me or some shit? What the Hell is going on?
Uhh, okay? I have my own, but I won't be impolite.
>The skeleton reaches out for the gun and takes it from her hand. If this idiot really wanted to duel him, so be it.
>>10340094
It's not like I'm inclined to talk to you. You tripped me, I keep walking. That's generally how it works.
>>10340107
That description isn't entirely inaccurate, but this head injury isn't exactly a detriment or anything. Just part of who I am. I've had it for a few years now and it's still open. I don't waste energy worrying about it anymore.
>>10340141
I already know you love me. I'm your favorite avafag ever.
>>10339993
>Paul, that's about it.
>>10340141
>>10340008
Agreed. Continuing this discussion would just make us look foolish, and there are so many eyes around here. Say one dumb thing and it'll stick with you forever.
>>10340010
An oddly specific image, but a correct one nonetheless. I'll take it, but I think I already accepted an image like this without the text from another tribute before. I just wanted to acknowledge that in case he's around, so they don't feel like I forgot about them or anything.
Thanks!
>>10340141
Probably neutral or something, right? I never really go to know you. Anyways, that's my prediction.
>>10340199
I hate that you won't let me ERP with you
>>10340134
>It worked! She's happy now! And you're overjoyed at her own happiness, and it shows! Everyone's happy!
>>10340141
Hoshidog requesting validation, master.
>>10340165
That's an awfully long time for a wound. Are you positive there isn't some...magic involved? Perhaps you're on some wizards blacklist? If you ask me, having a permanent head injury sounds awful. Nobody likes a man with a busted up head.
>>10340141
Respond to me and I'll find where you live and take you out for a nice dinner but I won't leave a tip.
>>10340134
>kisses, removes splinter carefully, and patches up
>>10340141
I'm about to go to bed, so feel free to tear into me or sing whatever praises you may have. I won't mind either way.
>>10340209
>W-who might you be?
>>10340141
>>10340243
Somebody that wants to dick Nonon
>>10340252
cute
>>10340222
Well I'm not looking for love anyways, so that's a bonus rather than a detriment. I don't have the energy to waste on that sort of stuff. A wound that requires little treatment other than a new bandage every once and a while is a lot better than having to deal with that.
>>10340107
You didn't even see last time!
>Unequipping the Chimera effect, and instead trying the other one one more time, she holds her hands behind her back.
Now, I'm gonna give you the chance again~. What's behind my back?
>>10340141
>Sure.
>>10340024
No no, I totally get it. I'm in the same situation myself. It's scary knowing what others think, but I think they would enjoy it. Or something like that.
>>10340084
>>10340119
Man, you guys are real downers. I hate people like that.
>>10340141
Hit me up. I need something to motivate me.
>>10340141
>>10340104
Who are you?
>>10340128
This.
>>10340141
Have at it, Starfaggot.
>>10339993
Less than people think.
>>10340128
>Neo clutches her sides, trying not to fall over as she continues to soundlessly laugh.
>As this continues, it begins to dawn... Maybe she's laughing because Adachi doesn't actually hate her?
>>10340141
>>10340155
>Neo gives him a wink as he picks up the gun.
>Perhaps things aren't as they seem...
>>10340216
>Out of the blue, a familiar clown, not one of Alternia, appears to strike the girl out of the thread like pic related. He takes her place, sitting in her position as if to mock her overly cute demeanour.
OHH, MY DEAR, SUCH A GENTLEMAN YOU ARE! THANK YOU FOR THAT SHOW, IT WAS VERY CUTE? HOW ABOUT I REPAY YOU, HMMM? COME, LET'S GO BACK TO THAT BED OVER THERE, AND I'LL TELL YOU ALL THE DETAILS FROM THERE.
>>10340264
>>10340291
>Of course. Everyone can't be happy, can they?
>Through your mixture of annoyance, confusion, and frustration, you cross your arms and refuse to budge.
>>10340264
Hey Aikawa
>>10340318
>This does not please him.
>>ERROR: PLEASURE NOT FOUND. ENGAGING COMBAT MODE.
PLAYING HARD TO GET, YET AGAIN? I SEE HOW IT IS.
>Tricky leaps towards you, and humps against your backside. Like pic related.
>>10340175
You're the official immouto of HG.
>>10340199
I have a feeling you anonymously shitpost me sometimes due to past comments you've made, but I think you're fine and I'm open to anything.
>>10340204
You're a crucial part of the HG community make-up for the time being. I like the way you host and post.
Good job getting a skeleton ava off the ground that isn't a complete meme. I'm impressed.
>>10340216
>Pets
>Gives treats
I would be sad if you left. Looking forward to more codes by you. Fag an anime girl.
>>10340222
Jokes on you, it'll be morning where I am so you'll be getting me the wrong food.
>>10340141
Have at it big guy!
>>10340286
Stop laughing! This isn't supposed to be funny!
>>10340270
You keep saying you have no energy, but you look younger than me. Don't tell me you're one of those kids that overthinks everything to the point of pushing themselves into a corner of dark thoughts and a downward spiral of external dread. Life is more than that, you know.
>>10340276
Look kid, I'm not a fan of this kind of treatment. Can't we play a game that doesn't involve me fearing for my safety? I don't want to have to run around avoid you at all costs.
>>10340277
Go figure someone like you would think like that. I can tell you're the type to play it cool just so others won't find you unappealing.
And I don't need a pep-talk. I know it'll be great, it's just...maybe it'll be so great that people won't like it, like that Seth guy. His games are great and yet people hate them.
>>10340345
>>10340063
>>10340155
>>10340286
>The prisoner picked up the strange weapon and fired it at the walls a couple of times, only to stop and hand it back to the girl. He had enough weapons already.
>>10340356
Rules are meant to be broken. We're going to be breaking a few rules when we eventually meet.
>>10340363
Not even close. I'm an energy saver. I spend as little time worrying or thinking about things as possible. I've been in every club, but not enough to get too invested. I have a wide array of skills but only what I need rather than wasting effort learning stuff that will never apply.
I'm that sort of person.
>>10340363
Just take a guess, you silly man!
I honestly fucking hate black people
ok no one cares
>>10340357
Are you home yet?
>>10340402
I hate your statement. But I will defend to the death your right to say it.
>>10340381
>As he points to the wall and pulls the trigger, her eyes widen.
>The gun clicks, popping out a tiny flag that says "BANG!"
>It was merely a joke weapon...
>>10340358
>Neo falls to her knees, then wipes a tear from her eyes.
>Catching her breath, the ice cream girl coughs several times into her hand.
>Once more, it's like someone has pressed a 'mute' button on her, as no harsh air exhalation can be heard.
>>10340238
Your Japanese filenames are based. Death to the impliers.
>>10340252
I wish you'd do some cutesy stuff for me and not just Aikawa. But I wouldn't know what to do if you actually did that.
>>10340276
I believe you need to extend the range of you avatars, leave your comfort zone. But to that I expect a "Gah" and having to realize you're most comfortable where you are.
>>10340277
It annoys me that you don't use Discord. But for some strange reason you have a Yuno-like feel that makes me need to have you notice me or something.
>>10340279
I have wish I had something to say, establish your presence further, expand your personality and take over the threads.
>>10340356
>I might have, to be honest. I can't remember. You're an alright guy when you aren't going on a fit.
>>10340416
That I be. I'll get to the message in a m moment now that I have a proper connection.
>>10340441
I never did that
>>10340286
>>10340381
>One second you're minding your business, the next you're being handed a pistol by a mute to duel another mute. Well, he may as well be mute. If only he were a little more vocal this entire situation wouldn't be happening right now. Such is life in the Arena.
>Upon seeing Neo wink, the skeleton detects the faintest hint of mischief and inspects the gun for any evidence of tampering.
If I pull this trigger, is my hand going to explo-
>The skeleton suddenly jumps at the sound of gunfire, thinking the duel has started already. Out of instinct the skeleton dives to the floor and opens fire on the prisoner with the gun Neo handed to him.
POP POP BRRRRRRRRRRRRAP POP POP
DIE IDIOT
POP POP BRRRRRRRRRRRRAP POP POP
>>10340422
>And then he slams into the ground, a stupid flag poking out of the barrel of his gun. He looks up at Neo from the floor and says, as dryly as possible...
Nice. Original. Cool and good.
>>10340356
A crucial part? I definitely don't feel the same way at all, HG would be pretty much the same without me I think. But I certainly wasn't expecting that kind of praise, to be honest. I'm pleasantly surprised. Thanks.
>>10340441
>You're probably right on both terms. Wouldn' t even know where to look. Maybe I'll figure something out.
>>10340422
Good. Now that that is out of your system I need to tell you something.
>the anon leans in torwards the icecream girl, getting right up to their ear.
>they whisper into her ear just a simple statement:
You should cut down on the icecream, you're starting to get chubby
>>10340357
>big guy
>>10340282
I wish you would talk to me like a real person sometimes. It's kind of abnormal and I would've removed you by now, but you're Adachi so I understand because you get special passes from me.
>>10340286
Hello, Neo. I wish I had the motivation to RP with you this fine day. It's nice to have a different flavor in the threads now and again.
>>10340357
It's nice to have a newfriend, always if you need advice about anything HG, I'm the man to go to. Especially hosting, I have a nice group of people that will be thrilled to support you.
>>10340345
>Things have just taken a turn for the weird again. Is this sexual harassment? probably, but you're too panicked to care.
>You spin around the push the demented clown away from you.
>>10340356
>I would be sad if you left.
c:
>Looking forward to more codes by you.
Ehhh...Gauntlet might be the only one I need anymore. I did start reworking the war /co/de, but someone's apparently doing their own WWII code, so I'm on the fence about finishing it.
>Fag an anime girl.
HahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
>>10340363
Hey, this isn't about what I'm like or what kind of heat other hosts get. This is about how we both suck at making these things. Now what was I talking about? Oh yeah. So you think it'll be too great, huh? That's very stupid, you know.
>>10340441
What can I say? I prefer to be in the shadows. Makes it a lot more comfier.
>I've gotten better about it but I've always been anti-social. I don't see myself using Discord
or anything because of it. If it makes you happy, I pretty much try to notice everyone when I do come to threads.
>>10340141
>>10340476
>Neo sheepishly grins and shrugs her shoulders.
>It'd be adorable if it wasn't infuriating.
>She slowly reaches forward to take the gun from him.
>If he decided to hit her with the gun, Neo wouldn't be surprised.
>>10340490
>The statement stops her in her tracks.
>After a moment of heavy breathing, Neo stares at the anon.
>Her hands glide across her figure, starting at her ribs and moving down, she seems to try and gauge the anon's words...
>There was no way he could be telling the truth!
>>10340544
>All of the second was supposed to be greentext. Sleep is looking pretty good by now.
>>10340141
>eh, not like I got much better to do.
>>10340422
>>10340476
>Despite the stupidity of it just being a toy gun, the prisoner keeps rolling, jumping and blocking the imaginary shots with a shield thinking they were real. For a fellow undead he was definitely twitchy. For a fellow mute of sorts he was not quiet ethier.
>>10340141
>Opinions are nice.
>>10340530
desu I regret rping as Tricky the Clown in this RP
How do I fix it
Why did I ruin the comfiness
>>10340141
>Okay.
>>10340526
>With a slight bow, the ice cream girl smiles, then makes a motion of a sun rising and setting, indicating another day.
>>10340385
I didn't know your asshole was a rule.
>>10340448
My fit machine is broken.
>>10340476
Well, you're not supposed to know, but I have a good sense of the place and it needs you. And you're not neutral in my book, the girls are fond of you.
>>10340530
FAG AN ANIME
>>10340469
B-But it feels like you do
>>10340478
I wish for your growth
>>10340544
Well, I only have a few things to ask you over it in private. Beyond that you're free to do as you wish.
>>10340611
>Hoshi goes home and faps while thinking about you
>>10340573
But it is true. If you keep it up you'll rip the seams of your pants with ease.
>>10340573
>>10340589
>The skeleton doesn't bother to hit her, instead he opts to lie on the ground and wallow in his stupidity. He soon snaps out of it though and erupts into laughter as he watches the prisoner's antics, nudging Neo with his foot and pointing at the prisoner.
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH! Look at that idiot, he's dodging it like it's the real thing! What a dick!
>The skeleton clutches at his ribs and begins rolling around on the floor, unable to contain his laughter. It's not really all that funny, he's just happy he's not the biggest idiot in the area
>>10340627
>She appears all too aware of this fact.
>Her pulling of her coat to reveal more of her chest is a clear indicator of that, even if it the view doesn't last for too long.
>>10340644
slut
>>10340627
Understandable, have a great day.
>>10340627
Nope, just your imagination
>>10340646
Inb4 kys Baron from Hoshit
>>10340600
>How do I fix it
Uhh...that's on you. I guess have Tricky (you) punt his ass out of the thread or something.
>>10340627
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
...Why?
>>10340390
Sounds like you're all talk with no bite. What's the point of being amazing if you're not going to show anybody? The only possible answer is that you're a fraud! You have no self-awareness!
>>10340391
Ugh, fine.
>Subaru thinks for a brief moment, rubbing his chin and tilting his head to add to his process
It's a teddy bear, isn't it?
>>10340544
And you're very stupid as well, so what's your point?
>>10340630
>Neo's lower lip sticks out slightly, her eyes welling up with tears.
>She clutches a large plush of an ice cream cone tha--
>WHERE DID SHE GET THAT?!
>>10340642
>Neo watches him, trying not to smile.
>She's failing pretty hard at this one simple task though.
>>10340589
>The soft sound of leather brushing against itself rolls along under the sounds of his movements.
>Her clapping goes largely unnoticed.
>>10340649
>Neo makes a faint jerking motion while rolling her eyes and shaking her head.
>>10340646
>stares
...
...
kys baron
>>10340673
I'm doing this for me, not for other people. I really don't need to explain myself on that front.
>Tarou looks to the left suddenly and then forward again.
So yeah. Buzz off.
>>10340671
>TRICKY, THE GIRL, SCREAMS AS SHE RETURNS FROM WHERE THE CLOWN HAD LAUNCHED HER. SHE FALLS ONTO HIM, AND KNOCKS HIM AWAY ON IMPACT.
aaAAAAAAAAAA
I WANNA SLEEP IN THE SAME BED AS YOU MAYOR LET ME PLEASE I WANNA BE YOUR BEDBUG
>>10340551
You don't want my feelings, you just want to hurt them... Stop hunting my loli crew.
>>10340576
Mister Gascoin, I was really touched you didn't start a new thread to host a game and totally abandon my song OP thread. Really appreciated. I think I have you added already. If you want to be in the hosting network, gimme a call.
>>10340593
You're probably one of the few shippable males in the threads, a rare species. I hope you don't fall into despair.
>>10340610
To me you're like a nice decoration to the threads. If I lost you, I'd have to go buy a new one. Place has less color without you.
>>10340646
Lys Baron
>>10340644
>Little did she know, Hoshi is an ass man.
>>10340671
You need to try it at least once to be a real HG oldfag.
>>10340704
Sorry, no can do. If I buzz off you'll be left alone. What fun is being left alone?
>>10340695
>try to make Neo mad at me
>laugh instead
Ily. Never change.
>>10340450
Are you still there? I don't want you to force it if you don't want to.
>>10340717
>tfw no actual opinion
Well isn't it a bit more lively than usual. Though not by much. Still how are you all?
>>10340729
Getting to it now you're good.
>>10340725
Really, that's the least of your concerns. Don't bother wasting energy on it.
>>10340732
>Tarou looks up above the guy's head. He stares for a moment before suddenly turning around.
Yep. That's my cue to leave. Sayonara.
>>10340732
Yes, it is.. I was just looking for a quiet place, away... From these voices.. My exercises aren't helping at all..
>>10340717
>She takes this into consideration.
>There's a flourishing twirl that... Really shows off how toned those killer heels have made her legs and rear end.
>>10340717
>>Hosting network
>Do I dare ask
>>10340141
Everybody is hopping into the train. Might as well follow them.
>yfw theres a homestuck 2, /sp/ and sattelites edition
>>10340627
>We can dream. Ba-dum tsh.
>>10340673
Nnnope! You get one more guess!
>>10340732
Waiting impatiently. It's nearly freedom tiiime.
>>10340727
>
>>10340732
I would like people to get a bit quiet, I can barely hear my games in this place
>>10340730
Despite what your avatar appearance may present, I imagine you to be a small neat freak princess in a pink dress irl.
>>10340732
I can't hesitate to ask you this very, VERY, important question: Are you a boy or a girl?
>>10340774
>he knows
>>10340717
First off, it's impossible for me to be an oldfag. Duh.
Second off, there was this mistake, which was close enough IMO.
>>10340642
>>10340695
>The prisoner runs in and starts kicking the skeleton so hard it is like they were in a street fighter game. It is at this point the two notice something which makes this whole farce even more strange. The undead is this mobile while wearing clunky sandals. SANDALS.
>>10340717
>One of the few shippable males
>I-...I don't know how to feel about that
>>10340717
>How? I don't really do much to be honest.
Welp. I got what I wanted so I should leave. Not even supposed to be here anyway. Night folks.
>>10340627
You want to tell me something in a place no one else can be? I'm not going to get killed or something, am I? That would be totally uncool.
>If it's only a few things you want to tell me, then it could happen someday. Just have to know to be scared to make one one day.
>>10340673
You know, the whole point was to remind you about your sucky code so you remember to finish it. So there's that. And hey, if I'm stupid then I know what you're doing is stupid to. Stupid is as stupid does or something like that.
>>10340732
Oh hey Ash. See you in a month or so.
>>10340804
>
>>10340717
The l standing for?
>>10340833
Love???? Are you fucking retarded????
Kys baron.
>>10340810
Bye-bye, ice girl.
>>10340833
Love. Or maybe lynche? Hard to tell with the gook.
>>10340732
It's not all that lively, but that doesn't mean you have to leave us all here to rot away without anyone to talk to.
>>10340744
Maybe from your perspective, it's an awful idea, but I'm willing to out in the energy. Sometimes it's nice tiring yourself out. At the end of the day, you can look at your actions and feel good that you did something, even if it's just talking to some weirdo with a bandage on his head!
>>10340766
Candy? A baseball? Maybe some anime dvd I'd like? Just give me my answer now!
>>10340810
...
I-I'm not stupid...
>>10340810
>See you in a month or so
wait what
>>10340715
>You...you think getting into bed is a good idea considering everything that's happened in the past two hours. Some rest would do you very well to take your mind off what nonsense has been happening.
>You walk over to the bed and lie down in it, leaving enough room for the lady if she so desires to rest next to you.
>>10340855
>She suddenly holds out in front of her...a birdcage. Complete with a small white dove.
Ta-daa!
>>10340627
You're much more familiar with this place then I am so I can't really argue with ya, even if I feel like I haven't made any sort of impact. If that's true then I'll try and keep it up.
>>10340799
>>10340695
>The skeleton gets more than a good enough view at the prisoner's footwear as he gets his shit kicked in. With each powerful kick one of the skeleton's bones breaks, but despite this he seems to be in pretty good spirits, the trailing echoes of his previous laughter slowly dying down as he gets annihilated.
Ha...ha...haaaaaaaaaaahey, mute, mind stepping in? I can't feel pain but bone breaking in still pretty annoying, and you-
>The skeleton is unable to finish his sentence as the prisoner punts his skull like it's a football.
>>10340744
Mhmm, that's you better do. Run along and Let the big boys talk.
>>10340745
Oh it's you. The guy who spat ink on my face, please give me a reason to cave in your head right now.
>>10340766
Freedom time? I didn't get the impression that this was a prison.
>>10340772
It's quiet all day here. What is an hour of activity a bit too much for you? Don't be so selfish.
>>10340777
Ugh, why do I get the feeling this won't change the outcome...I am a boy.
>>10340810
Yeah yeah whatever...
>>10340855
Well there has to be someone worth talking to Suby~ How's my little poor friend doing?
>>10340799
>Neo jumps, the sudden surge of kicks throwing her off.
>The only thing throwing her off more is his choice of footwear.
>After a moment of contemplation, She looks down to her own.
>Heels, at least 4 inches tall, and she's pulled off some complicated moves in them...
>Is she really one to judge?
>>10340732
>The skeleton walks up behind Ash and yanks on his hair.
Alas, poor hairdo...
>>10340842
>>10340851
I was pretty sure it was that but I wanted to check because you never know.
>>10340810
See you around, best girl.
First 24
>>10340909
hey man i'm thinking of visiting france but i don't know any good places to visit aside the obvious ones
do you have any advice on which places i should go to or nah?
>>10340909
I would rather not, actually... As a hero, that's.. Something I should try to avoid, fighting without reason.. Anyway, that can all be explained... You caught me off guard, and.. I'm sure you would have done the same, so... I'm sorry for rejecting you so rudely, that.. That was uncalled for.. But, please give me a warning, in the future..
>>10340904
>Coming to remember just what's happening, Neo takes a step forward, just in time to watch his head go sailing off.
>It seems she is too late to stop it, but she may not be too late to save him!
>Running forward, she jumps, and with an impressive slide...
>Neopolitan catches the skull of the skeleton before it can shatter across the floor!
>>10340760
It's just a place where hosts talk about their codes and help each other out, all that kind of stuff
(You know what? I don't know when i'm going to bed and I have nothing to do, so first 10 avas or fillers for something)
>>10340909
But games are even more interesting in nights, you know? Why they don't get up early and talk all day instead of doing it in the night?
>>10340964
Reigen Arataka?
>>10340760
It's exactly what it sound s like.
>>10340764
You're like my HG niece.
>>10340797
But he has a dick and Dangan isn't anime. It doesn't count.
>>10340804
Hence why I said decoration. But an important decoration. It looks like I don't notice but I do.
>>10340810
I think I already sent you a request to some mizore account that might be you.
>>10340833
Love yourself Baron. Then everything solves itself.
>>10340964
>>10340945
Sun Eater
>>10340964
Gascoigne
>>10340964
Oce
>>10340964
>>10340945
Aron
>>10340964
Elias Ainsworth
>>10340945
Dio
>>10340964
Penthesilea
>>10340964
Garnet
>>10340997
Not the dio I was expecting
>>10340945
Seiga Kaku
>>10340964
Nonon Jakuzure
>>10340964
Craig
>>10340945
>>10340964
Francis
>>10340945
>>10340964
Prisoner
>>10340932
>>10340911
>He was petty happy with himself as the proven victor of this duel. Giving a thumbs up to the two of them.
>>10340909
>"WHAT!?"
WHAT!? Okay. Glad we cleared things up in a second. I was speaking on the behalf of a special someone. This "special someone" is gon' have a bad time facing reality.
>>10340964
Kiibo
>>10340964
exyF
>>10340964
>>10340945
Neopolitan?
(Ok, enough)
>>10340998
>>10341016
(A better pic of your faces would be nice)
>>10341024
That's not your name.
>>10340975
First point still stands.
>>10340964
Ater
Fucking fight me Asgore. You won't.
>>10340964
Ultron
>>10341024
No your name is Suz.
>>10341041
No?
Refresh my memory.
>>10341035
Here!
>>10340945
Usotsuki
>>10340909
Hmmm? Here is the free-est I can be right now! I mean free in the real world, not this place.
>>10341051
He may not, but I will. You, and your shit theme!
>>10340945
Parsee
>>10341035
>>10341064
It's Suns- Suz. It's Suz
>>10340945
Craig
>>10340962
>>10341027
>The skeleton glances up at Neo, his dead eyes somehow burning with an intense loathing.
Yeah, thanks for that.
>His skull rolls over in her hand to face the prisoner, scowling. Somehow.
Oi, that wasn't a proper duel! I didn't even have a real gun!
>>10341051
>Kissu
>>10340945
Youmu Konpaku
>bait?
>>10340975
I don't know how to feel about it. But nice to know someone notices me. I'm trying to improve myself here.
>>10341075
No, I need to fucking fight asgore with his ntr fetish.
>>10341115
>ntr fetish
What a fucking cuck
>>10341091
>Neo frowns, lowering her eyes as if to say sorry before exhaling on the top of his head and rubbing it with her sleeve.
>Perhaps this gesture of kindness would make him feel better?
>She was feeling unusually charitable right now.
>>10341115
>Asgore as an NTR Fetish
That's it, he needs to die
>>10341109
YOU WON IT WAS BAIT
>>10340756
>When I forget to reply to the booty
>Puts on shades
>Slowly takes them off
>Nods slowly
>>10341115
>ntr fetish
The goat must die!
>>10340932
Huh? Ow! You imbecile!
>Ash elbows Craig's jaw right off
>>10340960
Paris as you know is a tourist trap. You're going to see more foreigners than any French people there. If you truly want to capture the essence, Id visit the country side. Vienna and Cluny are hidden gems. Also visiting WW1 memorials in Verdun is captivating.
>>10340961
Wrong. You have two more tries to convince before I realign your nose.
>>10340964
I suppose you have a point. People are probably busy slaving away for a pathetic paycheck. Sad really. Still a crowd never hurt anyone.
>>10341028
This someone needs to learn to get over it. So what if a boy likes to be effeminate?
>>10341071
Go ahead and explain what you mean because I don't follow.
>>10341142
>imbécile
LEARN HOW TO BE A PROPER FAGGOT
>>10341122
It needs to stop.
>>10341142
W...What? What's wrong with my nose? I know it's a little bit crooked, but.. How horrible, making fun of it to my face like that...
>>10341160
Do what you have to do, honey.
>>10341164
Vino?
>>10341051
You're right, I won't.
>>10341115
What the absolute fuck?
>>10341131
I'll take Asgore being cooked over an open fire as my reward!
>>10341160
Death to the goat!
>Youmu
>>10341142
thanks man i wasn't really sure on where to go so i thought it would have been a good idea to ask someone from france
have a good evening man i appreciate it
MAKE A NEW FUCKING THREAD OMG