Hunger Games thread for host
>>10273284
Remember that if you have a waifu, you're actually gay
>>10273300
That would explain a lot of things.
>>10273284
For some reason this pisses me off
>>10273279
Although it looks like I'm burning to death, that isn't the case; it is just another skeleton trick. Check THIS out:
>The skeleton spews forth fire from its mouth.
>>10273284
Thanks
Starting now
>>10273316
I expect only disappointment and calamity this day.
>>10273316
bitch had it coming
>>10273316
Rice is nice. I like it. I'll give it a solid eight out of ten.
>>10273241
My... My clothes aren't cheap! Your bones are cheap! These clothes I'm wearing right now are especially made for training and fitness. Unlike your cheap bones that can barely keep you standing.
>Karen frowns in disgust, obviously not happy to hear his words about her clothes.
You're jealous you don't have these.
>>10273316
>Karen legs it away from the center of the arena, as fast as whe can. She doesn't even look back, the prize is on her mind, nothing else.
>>10273300
>only for people
I'm in the clear, then.
>literally wake up just in time to miss this game
guess ill go back to sleep
forever this time
>>10273335
Please don't tell me your waifu is an animal
>>10273336
Oh, quit whining. There will be another eventually.
>>10273344
I have precious little need for someone the likes of you.
Begone.
>>10273345
The keyword being "only" but that too.
>>10273361
Why am I even surprised. We ARE on /trash/ after all. What's the animal?
>>10273311
>a guard comes up to you with a bucket full of water and pours the bucket of water on you
We don't want any fires going on here.
>>10273316
>the guard sees a criminal murder someone and that criminal runs away
>1000 bounty has been added to whiterun
>the guard starts chasing the criminal >>10273344
It's been days since I've slept and I'm already seeing things
>the guard grabs his helmet
I need to get some sleep
>>10273344
Too early for arena event
>>10273366
Well guess? Who's your resident horsefaggot?
>>10273380
Miserable...woman. I'd have been better off on my lonesome.
>>10273383
>Not Luna.
>>10273332
Honey please, I can never be jealous of such poor clothing when I have access to luxurious, more aesthetic things such as these shades.
>The skeleton reaches into his rib cage and grabs a pair of shades, sliding them onto his face and covering his empty eye sockets.
Niceeeee. Don't even need to have ears to keep 'em on my face, that's how fly I am.
>>10273344
>The skeleton's search for his father's killer ends abruptly when he remembers his father is still alive.
Oh yeah.
>>10273372
Oi! That's classified as an assault right there, an assault on your Thane!
>The skeleton cups his hands around his mouth and yells, calling the attention of all the other guards.
I've been ASSAULTED!
>>10273380
Little creep. With such a munted face I should've expected the freak to turn tail.
>>10273393
Why not?
>>10273396
Futa Maud Pie is better
>>10273380
Peace after storm
>>10273380
These stromcloaks think they can take whatever they want? Not on my watch.
>>10273383
Kamina
>>10273402
>Futa anything
It's like you're actively trying to be more gay than humanly possible.
>>10273407
He's more pedo than horsefag tho
>>10273403
>>10273403
I didn't skip anything
>>10273414
But to be one is also to be the other
>>10273395
>another guard hears your autistic screeching and starts talking to you
What is it? I've haven't got all day.
>>10273407
I'd be honestly upset, but not surprised, if he turned out to be a horsefaggot.
He's got 50% down already.
>>10273424
>Not wanting to only fuck adult horses
I wanna fuck my sister
Is this bad?
>>10273429
He's a massive furfag too
>>10273434
I never said that, if you want to fuck MLPhorses, you're a pedo
>>10273429
He kinda sorta is, what with the centaur monstergirl and all
>>10273436
Night 2
>>10273435
is she hot?
>>10273438
>Not wanting to only fuck adult MLPhorses
>>10273442
Eh, that's not really the same.
>>10273445
She's my sister so...
>>10273444
What would the children look like?
>>10273445
A horsefag is a horsefag, no matter what equine ejaculation aid they use
>>10273427
That guard over there, that FILTH
>The skeleton points an accusatory finger at the offending guard
poured a bucket of water on ME!!! I am your THANE!! Execute him. Uhhh...cut him open and slather him in faeces, it's a fate worthy for one who has done such a shit job at holding the peace.
>>10273453
That's not squid inkling, that's thot inkling.
>>10273444
One death today
>>10273445
They're still multicoloured horses from a childrens show, to like them at any age is to be a pedo
>>10273450
Yeah but objectively.
>>10273456
Eh.
>>10273466
Uh-huh.
I don't quite see your reasoning there.
>>10273464
Second arena event incoming
>>10273466
>liking horses is pedophilia
????????
>>10273464
>>10273482
He's saying that liking my little ponies is pedophilia, which makes sense in a way I guess
>>10273480
Night 3
>>10273491
Does it though?
>>10273482
Liking real life, actual adult horses is not pedophilia
liking MLPshit is
>>10273496
Yes.
>>10273503
How?
>>10273395
>Karen looks at his skeletic hand as he grabs the oh so called luxurious shades. Once he finally puts them on and they magically stay in place despite his lack of ears, Karen can't help herself. She tries to hold back her laughter but soft giggles come out as whe covers her mouth.
S-so... Y-you truly.. PFft.. Are a... Luxurious sleketondfpmt.
>She can't hold back anymore and breaks into a loud laugh which lasts more than she'd like to admit.
Youu look aabso... Fhhha... Lutelydfm good!DHFPTHahha
>>10273460
And why did he pour water on you? There must be some sort of reason.
>the accused guard starts to talk
He was spewing fire out of his mouth. if I hadn't put out the flames he would of burned down houses or people would be hurt.
>the other guard starts to talk
He was spewing fire out of his mouth.
>the other guard starts to speak
Yes! You've got to believe me!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVab5Z0bndo
>>10273509
That's what I call homocide.
>>10273507
ponies are children horses, jew.
>>10273509
I didn't see that coming
>>10273527
kek
>>10273522
Didn't he jack off while he was streaming?
>>10273532
Except the adults are still ponies though.
>>10273534
Yes.
Yes he did.
>>10273533
Here's your winner.
>>10273537
And is he the same guy who does not know how to crouch jump?
>>10273538
And the placements
>>10273535
so you fuck adult childrens? jesus anon
>>10273542
Correctamundo
>>10273533
Dammit Titus, this is last monday night all over again!
>>10273537
>>10273546
How the fuck did I win?
>>10273546
And the summary
Thanks for playing.
>>10273532
>ponies are children horses
nigga what
>>10273546
Thanks for hosting.
>>10273547
Aren't adult children just adults?
I mean, everyone was a child at some point, no?
Also, where is that gif from?
>>10273538
Congratulations, harlot.
Thank you for this.
>>10273538
>>10273546
Begone thot. Congrats, but begone. Also thanks for hosting!
>>10273558
nigga yes
>>10273561
don't know, but it has children 2 if you want to fuck them too.
>>10273514
>The skeleton persists through Karen's laughing fit completely unfazed, dismissing it as the childish laughter of a peasant who doesn't understand style. Once she finally ceases her laughter, the skeleton glares at her through his extremely stylish shades.
>The frame now changes colour too, for that extravagant touch.
I should be the one laughing here, Karen. It's embarrassing how little you understand what true fashion is. True aesthetic.
>>10273516
>The skeleton takes full advantage over how skeptical the other guards sounds and joins in.
Ridiculous, is it not? This was a random, unwarranted assault on the Thane of Whiterun. What sort of punishment should he expect for this dire misdemeanour?
>>10273546
Yayaya, thanks for hosting and all that jazz. Congrats to tats.
>>10273578
Considering that's snow white who was being fucked by the prince in the original story while being 12, I'd say I'm not the first.
>>10273591
go away kamina and make me a sandwich
>>10273578
>Both are of the same species, equus caballus and come from the same family tree. Ponies stay small their whole life, maturing more quickly than horses. Pony foals are tiny, and will mature to the approximate size of their parents.
https://www.thespruce.com/the-difference-between-horses-and-ponies-1886998
Nigga you gay
>>10273601
>actually being a horsefaggot
fag
>>10273598
Stop calling me Kamina you jewish cunt!
>>10273608
>swiping the first result from a search for "are ponies baby horses" makes me a horsefaggot
Nigga pls
pls
>>10273613
>calling me a jew
too far...
>>10273585
Now hold on Thane, listen to me alright. The guard that pours the bucket of water on to you said that you spewing fire out of your mouth, am I correct?
>>10273626
You took it too far when you called me Kamina.
>>10273627
You are correct, and he is delusional. No man or skeleton can spew fire from their mouth, it's impossible. Now kill him, chop his head off.
How does this image make you feel?
>>10273642
putting on some fucking clothes
>>10273642
I only wonder why skilled artists waste their time with anthro/furry cancer. Sure some spergs pay good money but at one point you just have to be like ''fuck this shit I'm out'' right?
>>10273642
left is hotter imo
>>10273652
Wouldn't you want to get paid massive massive amounts of money, just for drawing, even if it's a thing you hate? like holy shit furries are REALLY loaded
>>10273642
A touch of disgust, but mostly curiosity as to what series of innate and environmental factors would bring about such attraction
>>10273652
Dude, did you see that one pic where one of these autismos paid something like $1300 to get two of their OCs in a template drawing? The money is fucking insane
>>10273652
God forbid people might take the time to draw things they personally enjoy.
>>10273659
Post that picture right fuckin now
>>10273637
Hmm, you may have a point that no man or skeleton can spew fire out of their mout-
>the guard gets cut off by the other guard
wait! the dragonborn can spew fire from his mouth! He has that shout, remember?
Oh yeah! The dragonborn can do that and isn't the dragonborn also the thane of whiterun?
>>10273657
>>10273659
I'd feel disgusted and the only thing that would keep me away from jumping infront of a freight train would be the paycheck.
I'll be honest in saying that I'd do this shit if people would give me 100's for one piece of art but I'd draw limits at shit like scat (no pun intended) fat and piss or whatever.
>>10273662
If i was good at drawing, it'd be a furfag artist right away
>>10273673
Same tbqh
>>10273661
Sure and all praise to them. Doesn't mean I have to approve it. There's a lot of things in this world I dislike or outright hate. But that's the thing: I'm just me.
I'm also a firm believer in the principle of ''do whatever the fuck pleases you''. If people do stuff they genuinely like and it gives them fulfillment w/o breaking the law, who am I to be that one guy to tell em not to do it?
>>10273666
just be a macro artist and that one guy who commisions nothing but starfox macro will keep your pockets full of cash
>>10273680
Yeah but then they're not wasting their time.
And they have no reason to go "fuck this shit I'm out" as you put it.
>>10273682
Isn't he some fucking loaded south korean doctor or something?
Human sexuality is one hell of a ride
>>10273664
Uh...
>The skeleton is completely ignorant as to the the Dragonborn is. Is it a good thing? Is it a bad thing? Does he have to be a Dragonborn in order to be Thane? Because if so, he'll be discovered as a fake. In the end, he decides to wing it.
Yes. Yes I am the Dragonborn. But...I can't breathe fire from my mouth yet, that's too high level. Ummm...he's lying, trying to save face by using my Dragonborn nature as an excuse!
>>10273690
he says he's korean on his profile, him being a doctor would make sense with all that cash
but jesus did nobody tell him TOO much of a good thing is bad
>be reasonably good artist
>draw only hyperfat pictures
>a couple of curves and a face, colour the rest of the picture the colour of the character
>make cash money
>>10273336
interesting superhero premise
>>10273690
>>10273698
https://twitter.com/togepi1125
>>10273698
People pay a 2nd hand car worth of cash for a commision of their neongreen dicked donut steel .
Do not, under any circumstance whatsoever at any point in your life, underestimate just how bad someone's autism can become.
This is not an artist thread fuck off
>>10273704
I was going off his FA profile http://www.furaffinity.net/user/togepi1125/
>>10273707
I know, but at this point he's paid WELL over $1000 in commisions
jesus i'm willing to bet it's in the $2000 at this point
>>10273700
I really don't understand how people can get off to obesity/fat/blob. I sometimes lurk the fatfag threads out of morbid curiousity (Don't judge me) and the way they worship a condition that literally kills you makes them almost as bad as pedophiles. Like how they in detail fantasize about shortness of breath, heart attacks, getting fatter ( AND HOLY SHIT WEEZING IS LIKE A BUZZWORD OVER THERE)
>>10273717
Self-insert obviously
>>10273717
As someone with a mild sickness for chub, this confuses and disgusts me as well (since there's so much more extreme fat stuff than mild). I'm mainly into writing, and have you SEEN some of the shit these fucks get off to? The furryshit here is one thing, but there's so much worse
http://biggirlshere.deviantart.com/gallery/30520827/Daddy-s-Little-Angel
>>10273748
>ThomasTheTankEngineAintClickingThatShitNigga.jpg
>>10273585
I... Haven't thought about style or aesthetic at all. Tsukihi is more into that than me. My simple clothes are all I need. I don't need to be ''stylish'' in order to punch a stomach and kick some butts. You should be embarrassed, why? Because tho....Those shades look pfftffunny on you.
>Karen tries to hold back her laughter once again but this time succeeds and keeps her composure. Without anything more to add, the girl raises her hand and then her thumb to tell him he looks ''alright.''
>I've been very sleeppppyyy so I think I can't really RP right now. I'm going to lurk or do random stuff until my eyes finally close. See you later Mr.Bones. (If you are still there.)
>>10273717
I think personally they're so attracted to it because it's something that could only happen in a 'perfect' world (you could eat what you wanted and nobody would judge you). I myself am more into 'impossible' scenarios that could never happen.
>I have a massive elbow-licking fetish
>>10273773
Nonsense.
Handholding.
>>10273766
Got'chu covered famalam
>>10273748
>“DADDY!!! I WANT ICE CREAM!!!”
>It’s not unusual to hear a little girl scream this, it is slightly unusual, however, when that little girl weighs close to 7000lbs.
Jesus Christ this is like if /r9k/ met /lit/
>>10273818
Three and a half tons...
>You are standing right outside of the weird and conveniently placed mall of this arena, but you are very bored, and you don't have any money to buy anything from the mall
>What should you do?
>>10273766
>>10273795
Isn't that James?
>>10273835
Sit on the corner and beg for spare change from passers by
>>10273835
Host a game
Rate hosts
>>10273772
You haven't thought about style or aesthetic at all? I find that extremely easy to believe. You're struggling to hold in another laughing fit, it's obvious you don't know much about the subject of style.
>Craig gives her a thumbs down in response to her own gesture.
You see why I lie so often? The truth hurts. You may call me a liar all ya want, but I'm telling the truth here. Those clothes are terrible.
>Cya later.
>>10273879
10/10
>>10273843
>you lean on the corner, watching people come and go, before realizing that you can't speak well, they must think you are just a hobo that doesn't want money, even though you'd eat another hobo for the money.
>>10273864
>you begin thinking about hosting a game...
>You don't really know, your only friend Jenny knows about this hosting, but other than that, hosting isn't really your thing.
>>10273902
Everything becomes Noir
>>10273748
>Hundreds of women are chained to the wall, naked and heavily pregnant. The chains keep their arms in an upright crucifix position, their legs are dangerously thin as if they’ve not been allowed to walk in years, and constantly collapse under the weight. Their gestating guts are abnormally large, and metal cups attach to each of the women’s’ breasts. Pipes pump milk from the cow-women into a large tank in the center of the room which feeds down into Candy’s domain below. The girls are aged from 12 to 45.
>“These are all her sisters, we adopted a bunch to be friends for her. Now they’re all of breeding age we have our doctors extract sperm from Candace’s brothers and fertilize her sisters. They do it so each girl will carry AT LEAST four kids at a time.”
>“Wh-- Why?...” Bridget staggers.
>“Well,” Mr. Koot laughs, “Candace very much insists that SHE and only she is the baby of this house, we are all to take care and dote on her. To get her point across she makes her slaves have babies for her and… well…”
>On the screen Bridget sees one of the young girls scream as a baby slips from between her legs. Her vagina is clearly loose from constantly being forced to give birth. The child is instantly taken away by a decrepit nude old woman. Below them a troop of feeding staff brings platters of roast-babies towards the squealing feeding goddess.
>“During their pregnancies the little whores will also be constantly pumped for milk. Candace LOVES breast milk, and this whole thing started with her Mommy. Candace demanded she be locked away in a different part of the house where she would be milked and forced to make her more tasty brothers and sisters. Now she’s too old to do either, obviously, and works keeping “the farm,” as we call it, running.”
No words, only screams
somebody kill me please
>>10273937
>sends you to the shadow realm
>>10273914
>Enough begging on the streets, it's time to bust some dudes, finish some crime detective work and whatever else happens in the Noire Genre.
>What crime is there to bust?
>CNN trying to blackmail a 15 year old kid for making a gif that trump tweeted out
cant make this shit up
>>10273951
I thought that the shadow realm was just a place where you have to constantly duel people that use burn decks.
>>10273967
There's a dinosaur rampaging through the streets of New York. Classic noir stuff.
>>10273974
>burn decks
No
you get to fight exodia decks, who always go first, and with no banlist.
>>10273985
>>>/leddit/
>>10273986
This deck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cp4fxe75810
All day every day
>burn decks
>Exodia decks
Jesus christ the horror
>>10273996
That deck is shit because it's story mode, he just got good RNG
he should use a proper super meta exodia deck, not one that's designed to be beatable
>>10274007
this deck too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4kZnDgfk4Q
>>10274016
>>10273981
>There he is
>The big Terminator-X
>He's been the big boss of many of the crimes done here, his crime network is deeply rooted with all the problems of this city, you must do something about him, now.
>But what should you do?
>>10274031
Orbital strike
>>10274031
Summon Bahamut and Akh Morn it
>tfw you can win Yugioh before the first turn even starts if your starting hand is the 5 exodia cards
>>10274031
climb into it and grow to the same size as it
>>10274057
>not playing in the speed duel format to avoid this
>>10274057
I'm shit at math, but with a standard deck size of 40 cards and needing the exact 5 out of 15 exodia pieces , that's still pretty unlikely
>>10274073
Can't you have three of a card per deck though?
>>10274037
>>10274042
>>10274068
>Shit shit shit shit shit
>you can't do any of these, you are not even a detective, you are a hobo that can't speak and doesn't have hands...
>oh now your hat is on fire.
>oh you forgot you were also a flaming fire
>great job
>you don't know how to feel about this
>you could only feel the same way as that Harold guy Jenny keeps sending you pics of, you don't know why, but his face perfectly represents your current feeling
>Hide the pain Pichichu
>>10274081
Hence the 15 exodia pieces. 5 pieces x 3 copies each
>>10274070
>wanting speed duel format for such a small chance
>>10274073
You need 5 Exodia cards, one of each ( so 1 left arm, 1 right arm, etc)
Exodia is limited to 1 card per deck as of tournement rules, and you usually have the minimum amount of cards in your deck so you can draw what you need
So a 40 card deck
Odds of your beginning hand being every piece of Exodia is 0.0001519738362%
If someone hosts ill suck you off
>>10274073
>>10274081
>>10274095
each exodia piece is limited to 1, and even if you could have all 3 of each piece in a deck, that would make it SUPER inconsistant due to drawing into duplicates
you'd want to replace the extra pieces with more draw power
This is a strange thread.
>>10274097
That can be arranged. Give me a sec and I'll set something up
>>10274111
C-can you stop posting that image? It's a bit disturbing.
>you decide it's stop to just find a nice hole to sleep in
>as in this thing is done for now
>>10274111
Do you remember me, eddie? When i killed your brother? I talked... just... LIKE... THIIIIISS!!!
>>10274122
>you decide it's stop
>>10274155
Give the fellah a break, he properly never went to school
Where's the rp?
>>10274122
>>10274155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdu_FrYYrqg
>>10274165
If you want to see people RPing so bad then why don't you do it?
Alright, everything's goo to go. Gib 24 pls
>>10274113
Fine, just because you asked nicely
>>10274165
Karen went to sleep, Guard went to sleep, Craig is doing skeleton things. No RP for now
>>10274183
Topo Gigio
>>10274183
A guy
>>10274183
Gishki Ariel
>>10274165
Here
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>>10274165
>pulls your pants down
>raughs
>>10274183
Lord Beerus
>>10274183
Glutton
>>10274192
>not the guy
>>10274183
I
>>10274183
Araragi Karen
>>10274183
Duck Guy
>>10274183
Mad Chaser
>>10274183
Captain Luna
>>10274183
Gascoigne
>>10274183
Gigavolt
>>10274183
Johnny
>>10274183
Twiss
>>10274183
Yukana Yame
>>10274183
Hat And Scarf Girl
>>10274183
Nick Bate
>>10274183
Dagganut Prime
>>10274183
Vic Viper
>>10274256
God no
>>10274183
Nyanpasu~
>>10274204
I'm not "the guy".
I'm The Man.
At least, that's what used to be said.
But don't worry, it's "A guy" as in an "A" guy, an "A+" guy you could say even.
So it's still as flattering as ever, I think.