Paizo Games General /pgg/

>>54599212
>How far has your character gone for loot and booty?
Far enough to be pulled out of PF and into a good system.

>>54599212

The quest for booty knows no bounds

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>>54599212
Have your characters ever begged for death, /pgg/?

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>>54599299

the booty was in you the entire time.

How do I keep a brawler relevant at high levels?

Whats the best class to mix with Halfling Opportunist?

>>54599212
Hey, /pgg/.

What are people's thoughts on ultimate campaign?

How well do the rulesystems in it work?

What are the glaring holes in it that need to be fixed?

I need help fleshing out a Tiefling as a character. She's a main plot NPC so it's important but I hit a wall. She's from the border of the Abyss (this setting's version of the Worldwound), her mom was an elf, and so far her demeanor is like Aubrey Plaza from Parks & Rec or Stephanie Beatriz from Brooklyn 99

I have no idea what else to do with her backstory

I'm in the mood for some abuse. Mock me /pfg/.

>>54602046
Some of the special feats in it are hilariously broken.
Like the Story Feat that gives no-prereq Craft Construct at first and then an extra discount.

>>54602552
Anything busted about the actual subsystems?

>>54602401
I bet you don't even use coasters, skub-lover

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I want to play a Necromancer who focuses on 1 or maybe 2 buffed up minions, should I go Bone Oracle or is Cleric better?

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>>54599212
>>54599212

So I'm looking to get back into playing pathfinder, and I have (vaguely) fond memories of pfg games; the problem is my schedule is screwed up, since I work 24 on, 24 call, 48 off with my job, so it's never the same to week. Should I bother trying to apply to various games, given that schedule, or is it too mcuh for the average pfg game to bear?

>>54599640
Work with your GM to homebrew some stuff.

Relevant how? Damage/HP? Out of combat influence? Utility?

Just be aware, that as long as your GM tolerates full-casters, you will always operate from their shadow as far as impact goes. Unless your full casters are retards.

>>54602401
She left you for better dick, greater wealth, and happier memories and you know it, failure.

>>54608599 (From last thread)

Only at lower tiers of mythic. I found coupled arcana was extremely good if you have something to trigger it, as it gives you amazing action economy.

Mirror dodge is excellent. Divine source can help you get spells outside of your spell list, as not only can you cast them once a day, you can cast them as your own spells.

I also took crafting mastery so I could make the group's gear. As for feats, mythic spell focus is incredible for putting your DCs into "You can't make this" levels.

>>54608667
Sticking with familiarity is a very human thing. So long as they're not being smug assholes about it there's no reason to be upset over a GM favoring his friends over strangers.

If a random number called you and asked to hang out, would you accept it over a good friend calling and asking the same thing?

>>54608712
If you put out your phone number and said anyone could call you and hang out after a two-to-four week application process, then decided to act as if and say you're nonbiased, then it's different.

>>54605630

Cleric. Channel (negative) energy is incredible if you're a necromancer. Get selective channel to avoid hitting your allies as you kill the enemy and heal your minions. Quick channel to allow you to potentially do this multiple times.

>>54602401
Alchemist will continue to get shitty archetypes and no good discoveries.

>>54608683
Yeah, I was definitely planning on picking up Mirror Dodge, it looks way too good to pass up as an emergency "Shit, this isn't part of the plan!" button.

If this were a normal mythic game I would probably pick up crafting mastery too, but Godslayers is going to be a oneshot so there's probably no time to take advantage of it and the DM never mentioned pre-game crafting being allowed so I'm just staying away from crafting in general.

>>54608667
I don't mind it either, but what I think upsets most people here is when the DM doesn't say he's reserving seats for his friends. Having people jump through the hoops of the app circus only, I can see why they would be annoyed to find out some of the seats in the game were promised to other people right out of the gate if they weren't told upfront that would be the case. But with /pfg/, you have some people that will just assuming nepotism was going on without much proof, and then get really salty over it.

Starfinder campaign WHEN?

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>>54599495

>>54608794

Presumably when Starfinder comes out.

>>54608752
That's fair, and in situations like that I agree, it's very lame.

At the end of the day you're either accepted or denied. Even if the reasons why are terrible you're still denied.

Learn to avoid the particular GM if he's biased, or try again if he's not, or just find another game.

>>54608808
Or when it's leaked by leakanon. Has he forsaken us?

>>54608827
It ain't out yet, chill

>>54608752
>then decided to act as if and say you're nonbiased
But did anyone actually claim this?
Or was this a faulty/hopeful assumption on anon's part each time?

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>>54608604
Pic related?

What was the 3rd party book that had VMC for all the hybrid classes and such? I thought it was legendary games, but I don't think that's it.

>>54608847
I think it's implied that you're meant to be nonbiased. A judge wouldn't, in theory, give someone he knows personally and is friends with a lighter sentence.

>>54608852
Without the slightly weird face, almost exactly, yeah. Mine's an elf though.

>>54608661
I'll tear your fuckin' heart out and eat it while your children watch, m8

>>54608861
How do you know that this will even happen?

How do you know when a decision for a game application online is made in a biased way unless they flat out tell you?

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>>54608859
The Genius Guide to Variant Multiclassing Rules, by Genius Games?

>>54608861
A judge wouldn't, but a theater or film director would give casting preference to people they have worked well with before.

>>54608895
Does the snip.li trove not work for anyone else?

>>54608883
Don't asked to be bullied when you can't take it, you thin skinned pussy. No wonder she left you, your balls are still tucked away.

>>54608911
didn't mean to quote that

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So with the release of the revamped underwater rules will there be an influx of fishfuckers?

>>54608952
We're still going to be drowning in "thicc," elves, and fluffy tails.

>>54608982
>We're still going to be drowning in "thicc," elves, and fluffy tails.

I fail to see the downside.

>>54608941
Don't forget to lock your door, you piece of shit

>>54608895
Cool, thanks.

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>>54608952
Reminder that Merfolk and Cecaelia are best races.

>>54608994
I'm a pear man myself, but I'm far beyond caring to be honest.

>>54608995
Like I'm letting you "take" her back. I'll have her send you some facial selfies if that helps you make the commitment to suicide.

God knows we don't need you breeding.

>>54608863
Elves are not supposed to have large breasts.

>>54609014
>that oversized zipper

How is this never a problem for her?

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>>54608952
They never left.

I've been hoping for the material so I could run the Twelfth Seros War from AD&D in Pathfinder.

>>54609086
Tell that to my large breasts, then.

>>54608982
Honestly, I really just want a sleek, athletic waifu now. Heaven knows we've had more titty monster applications than a hentai doujin of the casting couch.

>>54609099
You're a faggot, not an elf.

>>54609088
How could it ever be a problem?

>>54609099
Maybe I will! Maybe I'll press my face right into them and say it eye-to-eye!

>>54609108
For you.

>>54609088
It could just be purely decorative, and not actually a functional zipper.

>>54608895
I'm a level 20 philanderer, best watch yourself

>>54609130
I've got no need for boi pussy. Get lost.

>>54609093
Mermaids best race, though those gills are a problem.

>>54609130
Was being scried on part of your plan?

>>54609146
Do you think mermaids have to deal with aquatic parasites like tongue louse and shit?

Do they keep cleaner fish or shrimp as pets instead of bathing?

>>54609132
I mean, I guess?

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I'm going through the encounter tables for dungeons, and I noticed Gelatinous Cube comes up a lot. When people recommend the Shocking Grasp Magus, do they take encounter chances into account?

>>54609168
Sure. Do you remember those animal companions from The Little Mermaid?

>>54609126
Oh really now? You'd need to pull off the chains first. Don't want to poke your eye out!

>>54609219
>using an animal to clean your body

Sounds dirty.

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>>54609142
>he doesn't like boi pussy

Watch where you're posting, fagboy.

>>54609341
Go peddle your degeneracy somewhere else.

>>54609307
But anon, then something else might poke my eye out!

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>>54609359
Why don't you get fucked, because everyone on /pgg/ already had a piece of your ass.

>>54609445
Perhaps you could suck on them instead? Less risk of eyepoking that way.

>>54608827
It comes out, like, tomorrow or the day after. Calm down anon. Everything will be fine.

So I found out that the reason I got kicked from my local Adventure path group was "because I prioritised fun over the lives of the party" while playing my cleric, A.K.A not being a heal bot.

How the hell do you even respond to that?

>>54609501
Still not buying, go shake it for someone else.

>>54609558
By either leaving the group or never playing a cleric for them again. Probably the first. They already made that choice for you though, sounds like.

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>>54609563

>>54609558
You don't, because even if you convinced the party to bring you back, the damage has already been done.

>>54609558
This is what you get for playing with cocks faggot.

>>54609597
and he didn't heal it.

>>54609546
PM ME.

>>54609620
Get out.

>>54609553
>It comes out, like, tomorrow or the day after. Calm down anon. Everything will be fine

Tomorrow?! Or Tuesday!? But that's so far away, and it might not even happen! Doesn't the actual game come out Aug. 17? That's so far!

>>54609629
Mm, maybe.

>>54609558
Two sides to every coin.

Was a PC bleeding to death while you said something like "I'm not healing you because <character reasons>, good luck"?
I'd agree with the GM in that case.

>>54609088
>>54609014
>cant use a normal sized zipper
is that person retarded?

>>54609685
>>54609726
Thanks, that's helpful information to have. A CR 20 Mythic 10 monster would probably have lower raw saves but more immunities, rerolls, and mythic defenses, right?

>>54609731
Honestly no, if someone was down I did everything I could to kee them alive, only time someone actually died was either after I died first or due to an instant death via massive damage.

>>54609798
There would be some cases where the GM's criticism would be justified, and some cases where they'd be full of shit.

You sound okay, so I guess you should find a better group. What did the rest of the players think?

>>54609790
That is correct. Most of them have a slew of immunities before mythi things happen.

It's also worth noting that some of them don't have listing for their mythic ranks in their home planes (the archdevils, mainly) so you won't know exactly what to expect.

>>54609908
Be prepared to fight an Archdevil and a dozen Balor.

>>54609629
>>54609680
I wish we had a Discord dedicated to lewdness.

>>54609827
Never had any complaints from them and they generally appreciated my willingness to die in order to get off an extra spell or channel.

We rotate the GM position between AP and the current GM was a Ranger in our last game. Only thing I can guess is he holds a grudge against me because he died and got reincarnated into a woman and it messed with his Behind the scenes ERP with another player or something.

Hell I had to find out I was booted from another player

>>54609923
>Set up Discord
>Create a Lewd channel for X game
>Repeat as needed

Done.

>>54609923
Of course we do, and I figure all of us have at least one booty call on our Discords to satisfy that itch. Bringing that shit here is inexcusable.

>>54609923
I honestly do too sometimes.

I've been interested in some of the lewd games but my complete inexperience with it has kept me away.

>>54609923
I'm in two of them.

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>>54609921
What if the party chooses a mythic dragon?

What if the dragon is an OUTER dragon?!

>>54609956
>of course we do

We do?

>>54609936
Sounds like a grudge, yep.

I'd try to stay in contact and see if you'll be let back in once someone else takes the GM position.

>>54609936
>Only thing I can guess is he holds a grudge against me because he died and got reincarnated into a woman and it messed with his Behind the scenes ERP with another player or something.

I don't see how this could be a problem.

>>54609943
>>54609956
>>54609961
Can these Discords be shared? Contain the sexual shit outside of the thread?

>>54609964
FIGHTING IN THE VOID OF SPACE.

>>54609992
Sure they could be

I won't care, but you can share them regardless of what I or anyone else thinks.

>>54609921
Why would a bunch of Balors team up with an Archdevil? Archons get along with Devils better than Demons do!

>>54609992
>>54610010
Links.

>>54609988
Some people are depressingly normal, mang.

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Blingmaker greentext, incoming! We just finished a dungeon crawl that took three sessions last Wednesday, which makes this a good opportunity to greentext. The PCs have triumphed over their first Gilded foe and removed what would have surely become a terrible menace to the Greenbelt if left alone!

Session #10: A Mystery is Afoot!

>out in the verdant wilderness of the Greenbelt, the party wakes after a stormy night to continue charting the lands
>a peaceful morning of slow riding on horseback is interrupted for Kyras by an occasional tugging on his tail by some unseen force
>Kyras chastises the resident casters for their trickery, but they claim innocence
>party realizes that if it's not one of them pulling on Kyras' tail, then...
>scanning the surrounding forest for anything suspicious, the PCs spot something- but not what they expect
>a dead black-scaled kobold is caught in the branches of a nearby tree
>inspection of the corpse after Kyras brings it down reveals that the old wound appears to be a slit throat
>the PCs' reactions vary from cold detachment to somber concern, and the PCs debate who would have murdered a kobold and left his corpse in a tree
>Franze employees her experience as a detective to try and find clues
>but before the party gets anywhere, Kyras' tail is tugged again, and again, and again...
>both frustrated and curious Kyras decides to head in the direction his tail is being pulled, the others following behind him to make a couple jokes at his expense
>the party is led to the top of a cliff, where the view of the green canopy stretching over the land below is dominated by a single tree of massive size, ringed with platforms around its sides
>knowing they could be walking into a trap or possibly something even worse, the party begins making their way down to head towards the tree
>they reach the tree's base and find stairs built along the side of the tree, which they carefully ascend after checking for traps

>>54610019
Shit dude, I don't know nothing about high-ranking devil soldiers. What's the Balor equivalent in the Hell?

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>>54610065
>when the party reaches the platform at the top of the stairs, they find a pair of short, blue elf-looking guys talking in an unknown language
>Viviana's attempt at diplomacy and peaceful first contact are immediately shot down as the enemies draw their swords
>the creatures, identified as quicklings, prove to be obnoxiously fast and annoyingly hard to hit, but the PCs are able to take them out with only a few stab wounds suffered
>Viviana learns she can Nothin' Personnel people now! Thanks Gareth!
>With the battle over, the party checks out their surroundings and find that not only is there a ring of platforms encircling the tree's trunk, but rooms seem to have been carved inside the tree as well
>Branwen is pleased to find an alchemy lab, though less pleased to see that the quicklings don't have any tools or reagents worth stealing
>the PCs all do their own investigations
>Branwen determines that the quicklings were making blue whinnis poison, a dangerous concoction that the quicklings before didn't seem to be using for some reason
>Antoinette looks through the various journals in the room and is able to identify the language the quicklings were using as Aklo
>Kyras provides commentary for Branwen and Antoinette
>Viviana searches the rooms for any hidden compartments or secret doors (and finds one!)
>Andrik and Franze stand guard and have a short conversation about the aggressive quicklings, before getting called back to help check out the secret passage
>a small and cramped hallway has been revealed, with another door at the opposite end and a trapdoor leading downward below
>the week's session ends, and Kyras is stuck waiting a whole 'nother week before we play again and he gets a chance to check out the trapdoor

Session #11: [muffled DK Rap in the background]

>Kyras and Viviana decide to delve into the dimly-lit, cramped hall while the other PCs leave them alone to go check out a room that turns out to be a kitchen!

>>54610038
>>54609988
>Someone is playing a male character
>They become a woman and thus fuck up their private roleplay with another player
>This is something to criticize

Hey man, why you gotta be hating on penises?

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>>54610102
>vivid memories of the ashen disaster that resulted last time Andrik tried to cook something flood everybody's mind, but before he can do much more than glance through the stockpiled ingredients, he and the other PCs are called back by Kyras
>Kyras had found the room below to be some kind of sleeping quarters and slowly searched, finding nothing of interest but realized he was being watched when he heard a door at the other end of the room shut
>Viviana and Kyras check it out alone, since the small space is too cramped for the whole party
>the pair find a curious room that appears to be someone's private quarters, complete with bed, wardrobe, and work bench
>trashy romance novels and crafting manuals are scattered through the room, and it seems someone was in the middle of making some clockwork device before the PCs barged in
>Kyras and Viviana manage to find a finely-dressed quickling hiding inside the wardrobe, but rather than attacking them it begs for mercy in Common
>playing a good cop-bad Abyss Knight routine, the two are able to extract some very interesting information from the nervous quickling
>the quickling says his people are at war with the Sootscale kobolds, though he swiftly voices his disapproval of the war
>Kyras extracts some information about the layout and defenses of the quicklings' treefort and then moves along to report to the rest of the party
>the quickling stops the non-Gilded Viviana from leaving and secretly confides in her that the king- his brother- is Gilded just like Kyras
>turns out the quicklings had stolen a curious gold statue from the kobolds, and from the sound of the story, it was more Gilding Gold
>Viviana is told that the quickling king, high on his new power, declared war on the Greenbelt
>Viviana grows yet more wary of the effects the Gilding has on the mind
>the quickling is concerned that his brother has lost his mind, and sorrowfully agrees that killing him may be needed since he won't listen to reason

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>>54610127
>the quickling warns Viviana to be careful because his brother is much stronger and faster than any normal quickling
>Meanwhile, the other four PCs had finished scouting out the first floor and were talking about necromancy again
>once Kyras and Viviana catch back up, the group climbs up a ladder leading to another ring of platforms overheard
>atop the ladder, the platform seems empty save for a lone kobold in a cage- but before the PCs can move to release him, they're ambushed by more quicklings!
>the kobold cheers the PCs on as they thrash the quicklings, but the enemy has an ace up their sleeve this time
>with a whistle, one of the quicklings calls for "Mimi" and "Fufu" to come get lunch, and a moment later two dire apes leap into battle from the branches above
>Comically mis-identified by the party, the "tree-bears" lay a beating on Andrik as he holds them off from the rest of the party
>as the ape's quickling handlers go down, Franze literally leaps to Andrik's side, slugging one of the apes across the jaw and then grappling the roaring beast
>with a gutteral shout, Franze hefts a half-ton of ape into the air and throws it over the side of the platform, sending it plummeting 80 feet to its death
>Viviana and Antoinette combine swordsplay with blasty magic to finish off the other ape, but somewhere in the chaos of the battle one of the quicklings managed to escape
>the caged kobold, who gleefully cheered while the PCs fought his captors, tells the party that the quickling escaped through a door 'round the other side of the tree
>despite the kobold's pleas for release, the PCs decide he'll have to wait as they hurry ahead to follow the quickling

Session #12: Things Start Getting Anime

>inside the second floor of the tree, the PCs find a small armory of swords and daggers, a torture chamber equipped with crude but intimidating tools, and a war room with a map of the area surrounding the great tree

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>>54610146
>not wanting to waste much time while pursuing the fleeing quickling, the party hurries past all of it and find a ladder in the war room leading upward
>climbing up, the party enters a spacious throne room full of with banners and support columns, where a quickling with a crown of golden spines growing from his Gilded head is busy (metaphorically) shooting the messenger while surrounded by his consorts
>"Ah, so the thieving knaves have arrived... There's no reason for royalty like myself to trade words with penniless commoners like yourselves. The punishment for defiling my throne room with your presence... is death!"
>the battle opens up favoring the PCs thanks to the luck of the dice, the party swiftly dispatching most of the attacking consorts while the king throws powerful evocations at them
>Viviana Nothin' Personnels the boss, lighting him up with Fairy Fire to negate the innate Blur effect quicklings have
>the Gilded king and his remaining consorts leverage their great speed and the open area of the combat to their advantage, striking from range while the PCs struggle to catch them
>Branwen manages to catch the quicklings' leader with her Slumber hex, putting him on the ground
>it seems like the battle might be over, but the sleeping king survives Andrik's follow-up attack and rages at the PCs for pushing him this far
>Having had his fill of toying with the PCs, the quickling king praises them for forcing his hand and shows them his ultimate technique, "Light Speed Glory - The King Holds Court!"
>surrounded by four PCs and on his knees, the king seems to vanish despite the Fairy Fire still clinging to him
>a moment later, a fierce gust tears through the area, and cascading trail of afterimages of the king begin to appear
>the images all speak in unison, mocking the PCs, and the party realizes this is no illusion but rather a demonstration of speed so fast their eyes can't keep up

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>>54610160
>the king's sole remaining consort briefly fangirls over how cool her leader is, before stabbing Viviana with a dagger that was laced with the same poison Branwen found traces of in the alchemy lab before
>with blows that seem practically simultaneous, the Gilded quickling stabs Kyras from multiple angles, inflicting vicious sneak attack damage and poisoning the Abyssal Knight as well
>the PCs destroy as many of the half-real speed-clones as they can, but Viviana and Kyras both soon succumb to the poison and pass out
>just as the situation starts to look grim, Antoinette uses her frigid magic against the king and manages to ensnare him in ice, and sicks her skeletal wolverine on the quickling
>the panicking king finds the situation unbelievable, but his words are cut short as the undead creature tears out his throat
>as soon as the quickling king dies, his connection to the Gilding Gold is severed and his accumulated Hoard of treasure explodes out of his corpse, literally showering the party in gold, silver, and other loot
>the Gilding Gold itself, expelled from (newly-impoverished) king's corpse, is launched through the air and catches Branwen, surging out around her shoulders and Gilding her!
>the large ruby gemstone of the Gilding Gold embeds itself between the witch's shoulder blades and her mind is assaulted by a series of visions, just like happened to the other Gilded PCs
>she sees the inside of a traveling wagon, then the scheming face of a purple kobold, then herself casually laying half-buried under gold coins at the top of a vast pile of wealth surrounded by slumbering dragons, and finally a vision of a giant monument of a humanoid creature silhouetted by the bright sun behind it
>the conscious PCs swiftly began to tend to the wounded and collect the wealth of their slain foe, the king's last consort fleeing in terror now that her leader was defeated

And that just about wraps the last three sessions up!

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>>54610185
certainly

>>54610065
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>>54610127
>>54610146
>>54610160
Jeez, been a while since the last update, huh?
I might also suggest, if I may, that you put all this in a pastebin instead of multiple posts. Maybe one post with a session blurb of a line or two, with the pastebin for the whole greentext.

>>54610103
It's a magic setting. Weird shit happens. Write up a lament to your temporarily lost junk in the meantime, if you absolutely can't handle trying the taco side. Hell, RP out being distraught over it, I don't care.

>>54610200
I was waffling on whether or not I should have Pastebin'd it all, yeah. Seeing just how far it sprawls down the page, I think I probably should have. That's a good idea for a compromise, so I'll try to do that next time we have a greentext of multiple sessions.

Of course, if I don't let the greentexts build up like that it also probably shouldn't be an issue in the first place.

>>54610216
Wouldn't a man suddenly turned into a woman experience some hardcore gender dysphoria?

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>>54609964
Mythic outer dragon? Pic related.

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Do you prefer tit witches or hip witches?

>>54610614
I've got both.

>>54610614

Breasts are fashion. Hips are more important (for chilbearing reasons).

>>54610146
>EXPAND
>DONG

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>>54610614
I prefer ones that have some writing that makes them interesting rather than pure aesthetic fetishizing.

Though if I had to choose it would be ass

>>54610499
Depends on how comfortable they are in their own skin. The guy teeming with confidence and happiness might just see it as a "new experience" but still struggle with this new development. The insecure guy who tries to put his masculinity out there at any chance might feel his world crumble around him.

>>54610614
the answer is both. even better if she got the booty too.

>>54610614
I prefer (you).
Though honestly I'm a breast man

>>54610638
Pics or it never happened.

>>54610185
Will all Gilded people get special moves? Does that mean the party will anime it up too?

>>54610614

You can only have one or the other. Tits and hips? These girls don't exist.

>>54610614

Hips. She's a witch. She must be closer to nature.

>>54610614
Tit Witch for the party slut, Hip Witch for the Party Mom.

>>54610719
Maybe you could take a closer look? Better than a picture.

>>54610750
You can be both!

>>54610614

But...does she have a pretty face?

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>Astrus starts responding to questions
The dream is alive boys!

>>54610727
Hopefully!

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>>54610796
Wh-Where?

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>>54610614
The kind that know when they're not wanted and act accordingly.

>>54610028
Fuck off.

>>54610863
Hi Disk

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>>54610614

I challenge you to find a picture of a real woman who has the kind of body, tits and hips like that.

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>>54610909

>>54610765
>Take a closer look
>When there's nothing to see

:Thunking:

>You can be both!

No you can't! A Party Slut can't also be the Party Mom! How would that even work?

>>54610614
Why you gotta make a guy choose, tits and hips are the best parts!

>>54611052
>How would that even work?

Anon...

>>54611067
The two are mutually exclusive, anon. One's the carefree, wise-talking young woman that hops into another PC's tent when she feels the need, and the other's the wise maternal sort that gives out advice and helps people work out their personal problems!

Also, Party Moms often are actually moms, a Party Slut can't be a Mom.

>>54610979
>Reverse Google Search this image
>Get Shelyn

What in tarnation...?

>>54610614
I just really like witches.....so long as they're not evil old hags, that is.

>>54610614
What games are there that I can apply to as a sexy slut witch?

>>54611052

Oedipus Complex.

>>54611153
There used to be games where you can apply as a sexy slut witch, but those ships have sailed.

>>54611153
I want to run a Halloween goth adventure starting this October.

Keep an eye out for it.

>>54610185
Why is Kyras such a dork?
and why is that so cute Jesus christ

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I prefer my witches in covens. Sexual energy is a potent source of power after all.

Would a tiefling female (slayer) be scorned for her sex, or feared for being a fiendling nature?

>>54611241
Sexism is basically unheard of in Golarion unless specifically required for MUH STRUGGLE, so the tiefling angle is a better option.

>>54611107
A wise person can be carefree with the right life philosophy, and sex can often be useful with personal problems (eg. confidence boost) and for advice so the cherry boy doesn't perform badly on his 'first time'.

Reminder that your Ensoulment of the Flower Court characters are being used as NPCs.

>>54611272

I'm not interested in Golarion. I'm asking for how she would most likely treated in a more grounded setting.

>>54610614
I'm a simple man, and I prefer hardsub witches that enjoy the feeling of rope on their skin along with having a healthy figure all around

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>>54610614

belly witches.

Reminder that every witch needs a handsome bodyguard.

>>54611354
Not unless they're pregnant.

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>>54610614
Both are arbitrary classification, it's all about personality. And that delicious shade of brown.

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Who's going to make techno witches for starfinder?

>>54611299
I want to use Jericho for pleasure!

>>54611439
I know I am! Cute busty witches deserve to be part of all genres.

>>54611439
Busty sneks are better.

>>54611501
Why not a busty techno snek witch?

>>54611378
You still like the cute Jadwigaboo Ulfen witch girl?
If Linnorm DM returns to us, I will contact you, Anon.

>>54611439
I plan to make a taciturn gun witch that's a master engineer with a cute robot familiar

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>>54611463

I definetly intend to have a mystic celebrity as an NPC or character of some sort.

>>54611501
>>54611521

Agreed, That said, a race of snek people would be cool as well and seeing as merfolk have kinda gained interest snake like merfolk?

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>>54611354

fuck yeah!! Belly witches!!

What's the ultimate underdog meme build?

Kobold Unchained Rogue, non-Zethian variant?

I'm not that sort of girl!

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>>54611620
>>54611354
You two like the wrong sort of bellies

>>54611637
Then what sort of a girl you are?
C'mon, tell me about yourself.

>>54611645
Amazon would shit all over those other losers

>>54611629
You'd have to figure out which kind of kobold is seen as the lowliest among their own kind, to make sure you're the right color. Also, are you trying to play against or into the perceived stereotypes of kobolds as vicious little cutthroats that can't be trusted? Because you could be an underdog either way but I think playing against the stereotype would be more memetastic.

>>54611645
Have fun kissing a stone slab. Soft flesh is best flesh.

>>54607933

Hate to bump my own post to ask, but since the thread seems more active, doing so; is it worth trying to get into /pfg/ games when you can't guarantee access to a specific schedule of days off?

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>>54611800
>t. man who doesn't understand how muscles work

>>54611810
>is it worth trying to get into /pfg/ games when you can't guarantee access to a specific schedule of days off?

Nope, hell nope!

Can you be hot and have an extremely low charisma?

>>54611800
>I have never met an actual woman.
Enjoy that cellulite.

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>>54611822
>Not understanding poetic language works
>Being this plebian

>>54611870
Yup, just be obnoxious cunt. Imagine Paris Hilton. If she were hot.

>>54611354
t. amerifat

>>54611870
Yes, but you'd be a chad or one of those blonde suburban blondes who get through everything with blowjobs rather than diplomacy rolls.

>>54611870
Absolutely, Charisma is less about your physical appearance and more about your personality and magnetism.

An extremely hot person with abysmal Charisma would be great eye candy... And nothing else. You want to fuck 'em, but not stay with them, either due to them being boring as hell or actively annoying.

>>54611719
There's a trait that gives you Survival as a skill and makes you bright pink. Only one option.

>>54611923
Well, I suppose a hot pink kobold would need to be a master of wilderness survival techniques to not get eaten.

I've been gone a few months now. What are the currently recruiting games?

>>54611969
>What are the currently recruiting games?

A campaign focused on Inner Sea Intrigue and another that's a one-shot gestalt level 20 Mythic 10 clusterfuck.

>>54611969
https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/84677/godslayers
https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/83277/the-fiends-and-intrigues-of-house-karvane

Also a Iron Gods and lewd Carrion Crown game but I think those are closing recruitment in just a few days. Also might be bamboozles.

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>>54611921
We've actually seen an example of just such a thing accepted to Tuvarkz's game.

>>54611958
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/traits/race-traits/carnation-scales-kobold/
Knew I saw it recently.

Would making the the stat bonus at 4th and such a +2 or +1/+1 like in 5e break anything?

>>54611870
Just act like that:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHAJ4VFStUE

>>54611211
Because he's being played by a huge dork.

>>54612030
Not at all, Starfinder is actually doing that.

>>54611354
SwEagle pls go

>>54611848

Well, I suppose that's that then.

>>54612016
Yeah, but that shitfest couldn't go one session without losing a player.

>>54612016
See, the difference there is Bethany's neither overly annoying or extremely boring, she's just... Autistic.

>>54612034
Are you telling me Sleep is cute?

>>54612081
Depends.
How cute do you find failure?

>>54611891
>Projecting really hard.
Will do.

>>54612061
Don't give up yet, how wild can your schedule get?

>>54612031
I love David Tenant so much

>>54612030
Yes, absolutely. You run a game like that, and it will be busted beyond all reckoning. I'm talking MAXIMUM FUBAR levels of destroyed. Your entire campaign will burn to the ground, literally. The fire will spread as if possessing a malevolent intelligence, and soon your entire hometown will be consumed in the horrific mess of bad game balance. Your players will weep tears of blood and your family will die under the weight of a thousand PF Core Rulebooks. It will all happen so fast, that you might not even realize it. You just told your players, "Hey guys, sit down and pull out your sheets. The campaign begins with you waking up in what seems to be a basement..." and then before you even know it you're sitting alone in a chair that barely stands, covered in soot and the ashes of everything you once loved in the middle of the wreckage that was once your house. There will be no one left except yourself, nor even an animal, not in that blighted wasteland. And then, after a hundred days of wandering about aimlessly and thinking about the life you lost, you will find a new resolves and set out, leaving the crater that was your home behind as you become a PC.

Speaking from personal experience.

>>54612030
Make so it HAS to be a +1/+1 for two different stats and it'd be pretty good for martials and the MAD characters.

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>want to play a Pactmaker
>nobody allows Pact Magic because degeneracy

>>54612081
E-Chads can't be cute.

>>54610796
Uh, I'm not seeing anything. Where is it?

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>>54612289
I know that feel friend, I know that feel.

>>54612119

Well, my schedule in august, for example, is 24 hours on the first, 24 hours of call (so I could have to drop everything and go in to work) on the 2nd; that repeats on the 5th/6th, 9th/10th, 13th/14th, 17th/18th, 21st/22nd, 25th/26th, and 29th/30th, with two days off in between each 48 hour period of work24/call24. Now, while I'm at work, I do spend most of my time sitting around, since I'm in EMS, but when a tone drops I have to drop everything and go, regardless of what's going on.

So to answer, fairly wild.

>>54610572
Pretty much...

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>>54610614
Lithe Skyclad witches.

>>54611153
Godslayer.

Some of the Racial Point boosts the GM posted are fucking weird.

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>>54611439

>>54611645
wisdom

>>54611213
People often forget a valuable and important member of a witches coven is the Black Man, who represents the god-deity of the witches as opposed to the goddess represented by the head of the coven.

He gets a lot of ritual sex.

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>>54611645

all bellies deserve love.

I just have a preference for bigger ones.

>>54612997
fatfags please leave

>>54612997
That's kind of disgusting and I would actively be skeeved out if you tried to include it in a game with me, but you do you!

>>54611645
Would you lick those abs?

So I took a close look at enlightened paladin, and I get ki, cool, but on top of ignoring DR against a target of my personal trial (smite) for a turn, for what else I can use ki? nothing else?

>>54613148
There are a few feats you can use it for, but Ki Pool also grants the Ki strike and the ability to use a point of ki to increase movement, do an extra attack, or get a dodge bonus to AC. Those are not insignificant abilities.

>>54612973
>Black Man
[muffled /pol/ screeching in the distance]

>>54613148
Finish reading the entry. The monk's ki pool ability gives it a bunch of other things like making their unarmed attacks into magic weapons, letting them spend ki for extra attacks, and more.

>>54613125
And everywhere else.

>>54613220
>do an extra attack
No you don't.

>>54613226

>/pol/ btfo by big demon goat cock

Sorry, white women know what they really want.

>>54613220
>Ki stand
>Ki Diversity
I only found these, and they're pretty garbage

>>54613351
>/pol/ btfo by big demon goat cock

There's a joke in here about Kyras and the Abyss Knight, but my brain's too fuzzy to come up with a good one.

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>>54613379

I've seen the name around but I'm not familiar with all the celebrity PCs

>>54613433
He's a Tiefling character in a local meme game that presumably has a big demon goat cock, the joke is further enhanced by the fact one of the other PCs is actually a Witch.

>>54612866
Racial Point boosts...? Did the Godslayer DM post some custom racial features or something? I don't remember seeing them... Oh! They just recently edited some new stuff in to their chargen post. They didn't make a new post, so I didn't realize it until now.

Thanks, anon!

>>54613246
I'll join you.

Let's all three lick each other.

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>>54613467

I see, I'm curious as to how meme/lewd games are actually ran, I suppose the beauty of being on the internet is not seeing another sweaty dude pretending to be a busty female and wanting to roleplay sex scenes and then everyone being all nervous about being the first to actually do it.

>>54613500
>+4 RP gives you +2 to an Ability Score of your choice
>Can instead take the Advanced Ability Score Spread, gain a +4 to one stat and +2 to three others for a -2 to one skill.

>>54613537
Lewd games aren't that much different, but the internet definitely does help. In fairness some people can get into text a lot more than visual stimulation. It's a personal taste thing.

>>54613537
>I'm curious as to how meme/lewd games are actually ran

You run the gamut of player types, I've met people who treat their characters like porn actresses/actors that just haven't been given their cue to disrobe and get sweaty, and I've met people who treat their characters as completely normal people and treat flirting or outright seduction/propositioning with respect and realism. Sometimes I've met these people in the same game.

>>54612107
Pretty cute, desu

>>54613467
>local meme cucks thousands of Brevans, fucks witch

Should I run a lewd game since the other ones both bamboozled?

>>54613683
Sell us the concept first, not all lewd games are created equal.

>>54612107
Failure is absolutely adorable, especially when followed by lewd teasing punishment.

>>54613542
Well, to be fair, 4 RP for a +2 bonus to the stat of your choice IS an existing feature you can buy in the race creator (except you can buy it multiple times, stacking with itself but becoming more expensive each time).

But as we even allowed to buy a different ability score spread than the one our chosen race normally gets? Miao said we can't remove anything the race normally gets.

>>54613612
Well, I don't know if you really do think so, but thanks for saying so.

Is there an archetype to make a cha based magi or is that more swashbuckler territory?

>>54613683
Run a lewd version of Skulls and Shackles

>>54613671
BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 4711 AR
I am Trash Man
410,757,864,530 DEAD GUARDSMEN

>>54613692
I was talking about it a week or so ago. The players would be members of a once powerful Lamashtan cult lain low and trying to regain their power by fighting and fucking while also engaging in guerrila warfare against a Desnan Inquisition.

Either that or something else... I'm not sure but I'd be interested in hearing other lewd campaign concepts that you guys could be interested in!

>>54613683
>>54613692
>>54613736
Skullfucks and Shackles would be great.

>>54613749
Yes please!

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>>54613751
>mfw the press-gang segments right out of Book 1

>>54613751
Skullfucks and Fuzzy Shackles anon.

>>54613736
>>54613751
Didn't Rory try to get something like that going?

>>54613749
>>54613751
Do the Lamashtan campaign but in the Schackles. The cult are pirates, and the Desnans are hunting them at sea!

>>54613768
That was Serpent's Skull and it was a bamboozle.

>>54613751
Imagine all the booty...

>>54613749
See >>54613751, Skulls and Shackles is simultaneously an incredible campaign for lewd while offering a surprisingly fun campaign.

While we're on the topic of quality APs that could be easily converted into lewd, Reign of Winter and Giantslayer might be good.

>>54613785
>Do the Lamashtan campaign but in the Schackles. The cult are pirates, and the Desnans are hunting them at sea!

Anon... I hate to say this, but that sounds incredibly one-dimensional and would get very boring very fast. Campaigns built around the lewd rarely survive.

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>make cool reach Zealot build, gonna protect ALL the people!
>mfw roll 3 natural 1s in first round of combat with character

>>54613751
>>54613765
>>54613766
>>54613796

Fuck well I have run Skull and Shackles for my IRL group a while back. I could feasibly do something along these lines. The only problem I encountered is that the early part of the campaign when the players are all on the boat working can get slow and kind of boring pretty easily.

>>54613537
>another sweaty dude pretending to be a busty female
There is a surprisingly-high concentration of actual women on /pfg/, it's kind of weird.

>>54613749
Desnan Inquisition is oxymoronical as fuck. Desnan Inquisitors would be solo heroes. They wouldn't have some hierarchy or some shit.

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>>54613692
Grand dungeon of futa monstergirls. Class is hereditary. Get in, fuck em all, get out, play the next generation Rogue Legacy style. Character creation boosts for dragging a wife back out of the dungeon and into civilisation.

Not that anon, and I'm joking, but fap away if you so desire.

>>54613808
>The only problem I encountered is that the early part of the campaign when the players are all on the boat working can get slow and kind of boring pretty easily.

Anon... It's a lewd campaign, where half the cast will probably be playing women of loose morals, and the crew regularly feed you VERY strong inhibition-eliminating alcohol.

>>54613796
>RoW
Definitely. Northern hunks and hotties, Greta, Witches, and even fur and scales for people so inclined.
>Giantslayer
I'm pretty sure the only NPCs that aren't trying to kill you are giants and one Red Dragon (which can't assume human form). Size fetish only.

>>54613796
>Giantlayer

>>54613808
It'll be way less boring if it's a lewd game. That's the prime rape period, when everyone is weak and outnumbered.

>>54613827
>>54613838
That is... An excellent point. So then should I do it?

>>54613819
Honestly, that seems like way more work than it's worth since it sounds like character generation constantly.

>>54613809

yfw SEagle turns out to be a chick

>>54613857
Yeah, go for it.

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>>54613857
Yes, also make it Core+Jolly+SoP!

>>54613857
What's your plans for CharGen?

>>54613884
>>54613890

Ehhhh... Probably the standard shit PFG goes for. Not a lot of 3pp content allowed as I'm not familiar with all the subsystems. Dreamscarred and Jolly, Gonzo maybe. Probably, no spheres.

Are there any good 3pp stuff I should read for a pirate/lewd campaign?

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>>54613881

SEagle probably looks like this.

>>54613857
Let's talk Chargen first. Do you like 3pp? Which ones?

>>54613918
I hope the Legendary Gunslinger playtest is out by then! Wanna play a gun girl with loose morals!

>>54613884
ban weather

>>54613884
>>54613918
DESU I'd be good with all 1pp, but allowing ALL the weird bullshit 1pp options, like wordcasting, occult rituals, automatic bonus progression, that sort of stuff that usually doesn't get play.

>>54613960
I'd just hope to make something people actually like. I always feel like I'm not doing it right if I can't make someone who's sexy.

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>>54613877
Eh, then do it in big stages, with the romance being alternate wincons and the main deal something else.
>The BONELORD has reawakened after a hundred years in his crypt, and is creating an army of suspiciously hot minions to conquer the kingdom! Delve into the depths of the dungeon in search of exquisite wizard-crafted waifus and end his evil once and for all!
>You fucked it up, it's fory years later, and he's back. God, have you never heard of a phylactery? Luckily, there's a new generation of heroes to take up the fight to the WAIFUS 2.0
>Okay, yeah, this is getting kind of ridiculous and incestual and not in the hot way.

>>54613808
It won't get boring when lewd's involved. A game would be amazing, for the not lewd too.

>>54613884
>no Psionics
Shit

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>>54613857
>>54613918
>we just memed a lewd game into existence.

You're nice, anon. Let us know when it's up.

>>54614016
>There's no need for interesting content if we can just fuck each other!

Kys famalamadingdong.

>>54613857
I'll support you every step of the way, Anon. I'll even submit an app!

>>54614026
I'll want to at the very least get the maps for the first book pre-prepared so maybe sometime late tonight or tomorrow?

Also does Roll20 have content filters on campaign names because I do like 'Skullfucks and Shackles'.

>>54614038
It doesn't mean have no interesting content, it means in moments of total inaction just whip out your tits or dick.

What is it with you motherfuckers in lewdshit.

Fucking Christ.

>>54613930
It's pretty appropriate for a pirate game anyways

>>54613857
Well, when you say it'd be a lewd game, how lewd do you mean? Would the lewd stuff be the focus of the sessions, or would the focus be adventuring and the ERP gets shunted off to between sessions after a fade to black during the session? Would the would be super sexualized like something out of an H game, or treated more realistically?

And how many players would you be seeking. Lewd or not, I'd like a game that isn't going to end up as a 6-player clusterfuck (literal clusterfuck, if it's lewd).

>>54613930
How loose?

>>54614047
As far as I know, no, provided you include the 18+ tag.

>>54614047
Yeah, naming it Skullfucks and Shackles is a bad idea. That can be our name for it ingame where they don't give a shit about profanity. Shackles is a potentially suggestive word. Dunno what you'd do with Skulls though.

>>54614072
Skulljob and Fuzzy Shackles?

>>54614065
I'm hoping for something where the focus is on larceny and killing people, but folks are getting sodomized on the side, you know?

>>54614068
Well she's gonna be used to handling a long thick rifle, so you tell me.

>>54614083
Rum, sodomy and the lash!

>>54614065
I don't know what Skullfucks is planning but I prefer my lewd to either be off to the side or after sessions, though in-session sexing, such as when there's multiple PCs involved, is also good, though ERP should never be the game's only focus.

>>54614093
Yeah, like the primary objectives all relate to treasure and murder, but the secondary objectives relate to rum, sodomy, and lashing people.

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My GM is currently using /pfg/ applications as on-the-spot, pre-statted NPCs. Is this resourceful, or ill-advised?

I can identify two of the Carnal Crown applications, including the "dullahan."

>>54614096
I personally feel like it should be a thing that happens, just that it doesn't become the focus of the campaign. Undertones are totally fine.

>>54614110
Is he going to make the dullahan service herself?

>>54614110
Tell us about some of the others so we can see if we can't pin a name to the description.

>>54614065
I was thinking fairly sexual. Losing combat against an enemy inclined to do lewd things means they'd have some fun with you. Players would be given plenty of oppurtunity to get it on with NPCs and eachother during sessions but those would be faded to black and ERP'd in Discord after the session.

I wanna get real nasty but not to the point where it's taking away from the actual game.

The players are going to be pirates. Presumably sexy ones. Therefore sexy things are bound to happen during the session but during the actual session nothing along the lines of actual fucking will happen.

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>>54614093

>>54614072
>>54614082
Just make a joke on the Jolly Roger (AKA cross-bones) and call it Skulls and Shackles: Crossing Bones. The name is only subtly lewd that way, just like the game should be.

>>54614083
>>54614096
Sounds more my speed, cool.

What PB are we looking at? I could start working on a character right now, if there aren't any special chargen rules you need to disclose.

>>54614137
That generally sounds like the best way to handle it.

Any way to get Int to saves?

>>54614050
Jesus Christ.

>>54614052
I know, right?

Lewd isn't about the climax, it's about the journey.

>>54614137
>tfw being a lovely choco helf swashbuckling cutie (vigilante though) with a love of bondage, who *really* enjoys when she's bullied

>>54614137
Make.

This.

GAME.

Could fucking happen if there's some kind of all-PC thing going on?

>>54614170
What materials are available? Default Warder gets Int to Reflex.

>>54614180
Certainly!

I give my word I'll try my damndest not to let this ship sink or this game bamboozle.

>>54614173
I mean why does there need to be lewd at all. Like fuck. Every goddamn game.

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>>54614124
>>54614134

I have already identified the other two as Essentia applications.

This GM is pulling from some of the lesser-known games.

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>>54614253
I got this done up in a drawthread a while ago. Been meaning to get some use out of it.

just need to figure out an actual character for the character.

>>54614176
>tfw buff musclegirl who handles the cannons and sails and always goes topless because she hates the heat and wants to stay cool
>tfw tits and sweaty abs constantly

>>54614197
Pretty much all of dsp and a bunch of other mythic bullshit.

Trying to shore up my saves because I don't have a static stat to all of them.

Preferably to fort and will

Guy that was asking about making a wizard for Godslayers earlier. Thinking of gestalting fighter or some other full BAB on my other half and I'm wondering whether Mythic Arcane Strike or Mythic Power Attack would be better. THoughts?

>>54614275
>Preferably to fort and will
Doesn't exist.

>>54614253
>>54614271
Nice try. Learn to samefag properly before you bring that bullshit back here, faggot.

What feats and equipment do I need to unfuck crossbows for Hawkguard Warder?

>>54614322
That was a post edit you stupid fucking nigger
topkek

As a lewdfag, let me just say: fuck lewds.
I try and try and try to make something people like, and the best I ever get is "PFFFFT" or "lel you stupid."

>>54614201

As the GM, how do you feel about floating/flexible schedules for players who can't garuntee they can make the same day every week?

>>54609923
its the cabalcord

>>54614378
Makes me very nervous. Sure, it can work for a while, but what are the chances it'll hold up in the future? Eventually things will shake out to where the players can't make it regularly or even at all.

>>54614378
No 100% fond of it but if your app ends up being one I'd seriously consider I'd PM you to work something out.

>>54614201
We're with you anon!

>>54614401

Then, goddamnit, I'll give it a try. Lewd pirates is basically my favorite thing.

>>54614368
What's your handle, Anon? I'll lewd with you.

>>54614435
Oh, whoops, didn't realize you were asking a specific GM. I'm >>54614397 and not the one that was talking about running a game.