/bbg/ Blood Bowl General: 1 Concede = 1 Prayer

First for hello Sleepylmaokhen3!

>>53853428
tfw you have the objectively best team logo

>>53854176
yeah i know that treeman looks smug as hell

>>53853278

Ignore the bullies

>As a guide, any misconduct listed in the FUMBBL Rules is not permitted.
>Concessions are to be made only when there is merit for them.

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=979081
Dicks out.
Gorilla radio.

>>53855014

I am anon.

I'm leaving it to Mauled and Pizza, if they see fit to remove me from FUMBBL /tg/ league then I guess that's that and I'd just have to make do with TT or hoping I'm allowed in the next time.

>>53855854
>Rat Lives Matter has been killed.
FIRST ACTION

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Anyway to play as the four official testing teams from the app on Fumbbl?

>>53856535
Make a custom ruleset and create the rosters.
Then kill yourself for wanting to play dogshit dlc teams.

What's some good music for you to Blood Bowl to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztYSOAcBclk

Certainly enjoy Demons and Wizards while playing my Necromantic team.

>>53855893

HANDS UP DON'T BLITZ!

Who is doing the logo checkerboard stuff. Are they in Discord?

>>53855893
Let's go boys if we get 60 deaths we beat the overall Season 2 death count!

>>53858375
Look for it.

>>53858622
Yea, that's not helpful at all.

>>53859518
Are you looking to have him make a new color scheme or trying to make your pitch? If it's the second option, the templates are under the extras page on the /tg/ league page.

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>chaos vs nurgle
>both 1650 tv
>start as defender
>"I just need stall him out"
>recieve FIVE (5) injuries by turn 3
>only one from clawpomb
>mfw

Why have the gods of chaos left me?

>>53859901
They have not left you. They are simply waiting to see what you will do in this moment.

Do not fail them.

>>53859901
Slaanesh has gifted you with a banquet of suffering, let it nourish and strengthen you then share it with your foes so they too can feel the pain of mass casualties. Are not the chaos gods magnaminous?

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>>53860206
>>53860030
>They have not left you.

O-ok

>Do not fail them.

A-anon I...

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>>53860244
You fought to the end, did you not? You did not turn and scurry like the weaklings of the empire?

Then you have not failed little one. You have merely stumbled on the path to glory. You have thrown yourself to the wayside. Those who pick themselves up, shall trample the unworthy in the end.

Now go.

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>>53860602
Thank you fellow Chaos coach for your counsel. After much thought and delibiration, I have come to the conclusion recruiting the almighty minotaur will be the force that will carry my team from the brink of doom and top victory!

>>53861373

Now that's the kind of delusional optimism we're looking for!

Do cute girls play Blood Bowl? Can love bloom on the pitch?

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>>53862667
>Do cute girls play Blood Bowl?
Yes

>Can love bloom on the pitch?
No

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>>53862945

>>53861373
FOUL WITH THE MINOTAUR

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>>53862961
Cyanide aesthetic Pro Elves in plastic, and without boutique prices to boot? The Elf Union box can't arrive soon enough.

Wake up mauled

Chorf players are a pain to play against in low TV
Fucking stunties, just wait till i get some level and I'll offer your skulls to khorne

Shit.

Lawless check your PM's if you're about

>>53867190
>Lawless check your PM's if you're about
LawlessJustice - heute um 13:23 Uhr
I give up ill message him later
I got work soon

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Don't start being daft lads, this is a let-off. You're only hurting your own team and the League with concessions.

>>53867234

I caught him, we're playing same time tomorrow now.

>>53867350
Nice, I can concede my match I don't wanna risk losing an important player

>>53867350
>doesn't even put up a rule
i guess our concede policy is you get a pm about it for being a bad kid?

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Bloodbowl is a spiritual experience.

It teaches you that life is suffering.

>Chaos team
>low TV
>It's a shit team
>Mino can't break armor for shit, luck is at its lowest
>Eventually mino levels up
>Doubles
>Get block

should i keep playing or just fire this shit team of losers?

>>53869957
Play a better team.

>>53869957
Keep it, that minotaur is going to carry you to victory.

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>buy mino to help my team
>beat undead 2-1
>looking good
>fight dorfs
>warrior killed turn 2 by scrum block
>apoc rolls dead
>mfw

Nuffle why?

>>53870229
The Chaos gods all play The Great Game... But Nuffle makes the rules.

>>53870122
doesn't seem like it since i keep losing because i get outbashed by zombies

>>53870468
Whats your current roster?

>>53870614
standard mino+3 CW and beastmen

I'm just unlucky as shit with this team

Mino rolls 3 1s in a row for wild animal, never do anything but both down results against dwarves

plus i'm shit at the game

so it's a constant losing streak

>>53870656
Consider playing a better team.

>>53870656
Not to mention i never break armor, not even against skaven

while my chaos warriors gets constantly BTFO

>>53870656
You chose the hardest chaos roster to begin with man. Blitz with minotaur with one assist top get 3dice.

>chaos wars get btfo

Welcome to the club!

>>53870656
I'd say 4 warriors, 7 goats and the rest in rerolls is the most reliable starting roster, but the extra muscle does help sometimes.... when it's not being completely retarded.

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>>53861469
>>53861722
5 games and he is doing ok! 5 K.Os and no casualties caused though ;_;.

https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/06/18/blood-bowl-made-to-order-2/
Ogres, Wood elves, Halflings and Vampires coming next week.

>>53872524
>best ogres are coming back
>exactly a week after I bought a box of WHFB ogres

>>53872691
Why not get both? Least the WHFB Ogres aren't limited edition.

>>53872718
Because I'm already pressing my budget pretty thin as it is.

>>53872774
Thats fair enough. Though one weekend not going out to set aside for weekly budget might help.

>>53872774
thats a shame. If they're the same price as the other MTO teams they're going to be a steal, but I honestly expect them to be higher priced.

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In case nobody else has spotted this yet, I'm pretty sure Chaos Renegades are getting a conversion bits pack like they did for the Bright Crusaders and Orcland Raiders.
I'm really hoping they make a booster with the skaven, delf, orc and goblin too, but I won't hold my breath for it.

>Be shit at the game
>play chaos nonetheless
>Lose all the time, can't level up properly
>All my victories are from the adversary conceding over small shit

I hade a Skaven player that conceded after scoring a touchdown in the first turn and then failing to pick up the ball with a gutter runner

Granted: i injured 4 of his players, included his lvl 4 blitzer, but come on

>>53874804
play champion league if you don't want to deal with concedes

>>53874804
Have you tried playing a better team?

>>53874829
Well memed, friend ;^) Got me good. 8.5/10

>>53874970
Chaos is one of the worst teams in the game at low TV. Playing a better team is a good idea if you want to win.

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WHERE ARE THE GAMES.

>>53875472
Tomorrow at 1200 server time khemri v high elf

>>53875120
Yes, but the "play a different team" approach completely disregards the notion that the people playing Chaos actually WANT to play Chaos, as if they built an entire team on accident. I almost never hear people telling others not to play goblins, ogres or flings, because we're all chill and like having fun.... unless you're Chaos because fuck those guys.

>>53870229
he has fallen to the pitiful minions of order. Chaos has no time for those that fail

>>53876526
People who are new and play chaos often have no idea what they want.

>>53876587
Beginners are told Chaos is all about killing. That is super appealing but the team in practice is sub par so its kind of a false flag. Cant blame people looking for the killiest team.

>>53876526
Funny you should mention that. I learned BB through Goblins. Then I tried Chaos. I went back to Gobbos quick. Winning was easier but I lost a enough chaos teams to give me a bloody nose. My gobbos in contrast had isdues winning but were cheap to replace and my trolls were tough to last, keeping the team going.

Besides the other advice, so long as none of your team is crippled, get a doctor and third reroll asap.

Check articles for formations and tactics.

Id recommend fumbbl.

>>53876526
>>53874804
Here you go

https://fumbbl.com/help:LRB6ChaosSetUp

https://fumbbl.com/help:LRB6ChaosStrategy

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Bump

Most third edition teams hold up ok when next to the newer bloodbowl models but a heads up for anyone thinking about made to order - the vampire team is noticeably smaller than other older blood bowl teams. Still nice sculpts.

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=979445

Underworld vs. Slann has already started!

Frogs don't know how to fit armor properly!

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>>53880817

Chthonic Cabal farms the easy win 2 - 0.

What are some solid werewolf models I can add some shoulder pads to? Most of the BB-made ones look either really dumb or scrawny.

We didn't get any news about BB2 LE, did we...?

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=979478

Deadline Dodgers vs Dog's Best Friend, because why work on a Monday morning when you can play Blood Bowl.

>>53884536
Chain push to win the game 1-0 in Khemris favor

>>53883303

They had a booth they were demoing it at, and someone took a couple of phone pictures and like 30 seconds of footage of Underworld vs. Kislev (Slann).

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Black Scorpion just released their Halfling team. If you're considering buying the GW made-to-order ones next week, take a look at these guys first.
Team of 10 plus Treeman comes out to about $32 USD

>>53887112
Those look great.

I've got the Black Scorpion human team with the ancient greek aesthetic. Lovely overall, but a few odd proportions here and there and occasionally there was minor pitting in joint areas like where the neck meets the torso or under a shoulder plate.

They also came with a surprisingly thick coating of release agent. I gave them a brief scrub in warm soapy water and undercoated them, and found that paint was running on many sections of the model. I stripped them, re-washed them very thoroughly and then they painted up well.

>>53887309
Yeah, I've had the same release agent problem with the Chaos Warriors.
These guys are seriously some of their best figs I think though. I'm actually half-tempted to pick up a bunch and glue shields and weapons on them to use in a wargame. The ones in the greathelm and bascinet are particularly fetching.

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gfi

Picchan's Precious Memories vs Brockley Blizzard
https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=979563

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>>53876539
Fought Dwarfs. Got draw. Much pain.

>>53890526
You would have done better with a better team.

>>53890701
It was 1500 TV The Dwarf was 2k ;_;

>>53890828
You need more claw.

>>53890864
>need more claw
>Warriors keep dying as in pic related
>struggle to even get block
>lucky if even level 3

Out of roughly 30+ games, I've had to replace around 5-6 chaos warriors. 3-4 of them were deaths. My Warriors just don't last. Minotaur made things better though.

>>53890943
Give it to beastmen then. Block, MB, Claw should be the normal skills for a beastman.

>>53890997
I did have it on one. He died shortly after. My claw Mino is my crutch as my experienced beasts and warriors keep dying.

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=979593

Tooby vs sasasing

>>53891119
are you just burying them in the enemy team with no support or something?

>>53891383
Updates....goblins winning?

>>53891984

Goblins up 1-0 at halftime, but they're running out of players to throw in the way of the ball.

>>53892021
Thanks kind anon

>>53892061

1-1 now, but there's no goblins left.

>>53891413
>are you just burying them in the enemy team
Yes

>with no support
No.

I start off as kicker as much as possible and screen. However once the opponent commits or I see a gap I will gang pile multiple enemies and start trying to grind them down.

I keep one beastman as a lineback at all times. I mean, more often than not it works but then I also have the second half. Which is a similar plan of pin the enemy down while trying to break open a gap.

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>>53856566

Okay then, thank you.

Just hope there will be a death zone that will have all the app teams in them with minor tweaks so they can become full official teams.

I really want to play the Pestilent Vermin team.

>>53892598
You could just play Skaven anon. Its not Clan Pestilent but its still rats. Plus you get 3 of the 4 clans, Skyre (thrower), Eshin (Gutter Runner), and Moulder (Rat Ogre).

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>>53893200

True, but the vermin seem interesting, GM on the linemen with disturbing presence, fast GA players with stab, horns and block for great starting blitzers and of course the GP bomb throwers.

Quite different from the regular Skavens. Someone also made a guide for building them in an, interesting font.

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Apparently Cyanide will be making a Slaanesh team after legendary edition going by the icons that leaked earlier and the response of developers when asked about new teams.

>>53897133

Yea?

When the fuck will they add Pact?

Rolled 4, 5 = 9 (2d6)

>>53889966
Armor check

Does anyone know what the price of the ogre team used to be? Like a standard box of skaven / elves / orcs or whatever used to go for £20, did the 5 ogres and a goblin cost more? Apparently MTO prices are the same as they used to be but + inflation, so I was hoping to use the old price as a rough guess

>>53897674

Likely the 'Ogre' team will just be 12 snotlings and you will need to buy all the ogres separately full price.

Or buy two copies of the made-to-order teams that are running right now (no snotlings).

>>53897181

Probably in a pack with Slaanesh and something (Daemons of Khorne) else.

>>53898409
Didn't they already make a Khorne team ages ago though?

>>53898654

Yeah, in Blood Bowl 1 Chaos edition, so they would just port it to Blood Bowl 2... Chaos edition.

>>53898884
Graphics and Bretonnia aside, is BB2 actually giving us anything BB1 didn't?

>>53898989
Slower animations

>>53898989

Better league management tools...

In legendary edition.

>>53898989
better pathing. still need to manually do your move if you need to make dice rolls with it, but it's a lot nicer than bb1 pathing where you had to spell out every move

What team do you want to like but just can't, /bbg/?

>>53901969
Norse and Dwarves. Norse because starting everyone with Block just feels unfair at low TV, and Dwarves because they're just plain bland.

>>53898989
Resurrection League Mode and hopefully starplayers with chainsaws.

>>53901969
Skaven. Enjoy the ratmen in my Underworld teams, but for whatever reason I suck with them on their own.

Also dark elves, but then I keep trying to play them far bashier than they are. So it's me being dumb.

>>53901969
Orcs. Favourite army in Fantasy and 40k and I love their fluff and design in Blood Bowl. But they are so stiff to play. Chaos at least has a large spectrum of risk and is more fun because of that. Orcs are just so safe and drab.

>>53901969

Khemri: Fucking decay.

>>53901969
Nurgle.

>>53901969

Dwarves. Slayers are fucking cool and Dorfs all around have the right attitude, but I'm pretty shit at positioning with slow teams and even when it goes right, it's a pretty dull team to play.

>>53901969
dark elves. so boring and the least "elfy" elf race. just screen on defense and cage on offence, no flashy agi plays like the other elf races rely on

>>53902602
>Orcs are just so safe and drab.
just use troll and gobbos and they stop being that.

>>53902651

This is honestly the flimsiest excuse to not want to play a team I've ever heard.

>>53903216
I do use the troll and gobbo duo once I get cash on hand but that doesnt change their core gameplay. Box up and beat em up or wall up a line of blorcs and steamroll.

>>53902695
>Nurgle

Wut? They are a pretty fun team, just got to get used to their below average speed.

>>53903222
Think about it, you have collection of bad to spectacularly mediocre players with a really cool aesthetic going for them and not much else. Then you see these towering, massive mummies and you're like:

>"Well shit, maybe we can work something out after all. Let's give it a go!"

And then you realize after several hardy punches to the ol' cranium and taking a Claw or two up the cooter; you're actually not going to be able to build up a solid core for your team. You're doomed to walk in a limbo much like the Khemrians themselves, cursed to have your teams capability wobble to and fro until it finally collapses in on itself. Because when your big gimmick is not allowed to progress in any meaningful way, and has a higher casualty rate than the linemen, it can be a bit of a turn off.

>>53903250
What if Orcs could take secret weapons on their players a la the rules in Blood Bowl magazine? How much would their gameplay change?

>>53903376
They would arguably become the strongest team in the game. Chasinsaw protected by a slab opf av9 green giants and str4 blockers on top of a troll. Utterly trounce offense and rip and tear blodging elves.

Bomber with pressure on the ball on defense and a full team of orcs protecting him. Top tier easily.

>>53903318
Not him but with 4 str 5, surely you can put support there to prevent blocks?

>>53903447
There's the problem. With the rest of your players being slow as molasses, and brittle as glass you'll start to get out bashed and isolated really quickly. You can't play Khemri like a bash team, you have to play them like special ed. Dwarves. Except not only do you have the aforementioned mobility problems (aka you mes up your positioning the opposing team will run circles around you) you have no core/bash skilled players to fall back on and weak/average armor to boot. Throw in some low down fouls and lucky armor breaks and you have a recipe for disaster.

And this is just in one game, as said before, Khemri's problem is long term sustainability. Even with regen you're going to lose Guardians at a staggering rate. And by the time you have two of them finally leveled (usually 1-2 skill ups, three if you're lucky.) the rest of the enemy have more reliable and powerful skilled up players... Who will then proceed to murder your team and then your guardians.

On a side note, maybe the nu-MVP system can sooth the leveling problems somewhat, but it seems unlikely.

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Are people here playing tabletop much? Any opinions on the special play cards or unique balls?

>>53894744
Speaking of the dlc. Is it just me or is the Dwarf Runesmith ridiculous for his price?

>>53903655
The cards are waaaay too random for my taste, so we don't play with them.

I feel the same about the balls, however might give them a try.

>>53903855
The runesmith is pretty insane, yes.

>>53903655
Special play cards are fun, haven't tried the balls yet. They seem a bit more disruptive than the cards, so I'm a bit weary.

>>53903584
New MVP helps a lot, actually.
Just concluded a terrible season as Khemri, being able to give spp to someone who needs it rather than lineman#24 helped me a little bit, managed to stay relevant despite horrible horrible rolls and admittedly mediocre play.

>>53903655
My community doesn't use the cards, we feel that they add too much randomness on top of an already unreliable game.

The only new rules we have adopted are the new MVP and the Piling On nerf, it's going fine.

>>53904255
What about the old cards?

>>53903884
I still have the hard copy of this. Loved those Ogres. Wish they could still field 11 of them.

>>53903870
>>53903870
>>53903843
Any more of these pdfs anon?

>>53903903

What does the runesmith and warlock engineer do and how much do they cost?

>>53902785
You can play almost any race without screening and caging, especially dark elves. The problem might be on your end, buddy.

Is it normal for this game?

> Me: both dice showing skulls -> reroll ->
2 skulls again
> Opponent: both RED dice showing def down

> Me: Bone-head kicking in for 3 consecutive turns
> Me: not scoring any downs for an entire turn.

>>53905636
Yes it can happen, just rare. Sometimes Nuffle smiles on you and other times for the opponent.

>>53905636
Yes, people complaining about bad dice in thread is pretty normal.

>>53903843
>defensive tactics
>offensive tactics
>really offensive tactics ie.trashtalking

>advising players to use quips from video games, mentioning Mortal Kombat by name

GW were so laid back in those days, it's like reading a high quality fan publication.

>>53905919
The Lord Borak agony uncle segments were the best. Really hope they bring both him and his articles back in a tongue in cheek manner. How times have changed.

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https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=979803
Kawaii frog match.

>>53904882
Yeah, some of them are over 4chans file limit.

>>53908140
Sad that. Would you have a link where I could look at some more? Would like to see if a playbook for Ogres and goblins was written up. Plus just some BB goodness in general.

>>53905096
Warlock Engineer 120,000 (Skaven Only)

Basically you pick a sideline square and a massive lighting tears out from it to the other side of the pitch. You make an armor roll when it hits a player, if it fails, the bolt keeps going. When/if it succeeds an armor roll ot then arcs to every player adjacent to your victim acting as a mini fire ball knocking them down on a 4+!

Runesmith 30,000 (Dwarf Only)

At the start of a drive roll a die, on a 3+ you may bestow a rune upon a player. On a failure you may try again in another drive. When you succeed you may use one of these runes, these last till the end of the drive.

+1 Strength

+2 Movement

+ Dauntless and Frenzy

+ Horns and Juggernaut

+1 AV And Stand Firm.

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>>53908328
what the fuck is this

>>53908499
The dlc from My Dugout. Packaged in the experimental team bundles. They also have race specific crowd events and new star players as well.

>>53908755
I don't know how to feel about this

>>53909035

I like unique inducements on a conceptual level, but God knows how balanced these things would be.

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Would there ever be a situation in the fluff where a match could devolve into a gigantic battle with fistycuffs and spells flying around with dozens or a few hundred people?

Think Bane final fight just with Blood Bowl creatures and wizard magic flying about.

>>53910035


>DYK: That the largest game ever played was between two Snotling teams. Though it is not an officially recognized record, the inaugural, and only, game ever played by the upstart All-Snots League saw over 3,000 players take part. A league run solely by Snotlings was always doomed to failure, but managing to host a single game was something amazing unto itself. The match began reasonably well, with approximately correct numbers making up each side, plus a ball and what passed for a pitch. Shortly after the kick-off though, spectators began to wander onto the field and things quickly got out of control. Once the ball had disappeared, Snotlings aimlessly wandered about, with small brawls occasionally breaking out. What was supposed to pass for a game went long into the evening. It may have gone on for days had a passing band of Orcs and trolls not mistaken the game for an all you can eat buffet. The game still stands as one of the greatest shows of Snotling stupidity ever witnessed.

Don't know if that really counts. There are also riots and pitch invasions in-game, but we don't get to see what that really looks like.

>>53908188
I had scrounge all of these off of Scribd. So many dummy word documents, so little time. I'll try to compile the rest, but first some breakfast!

What do you build on a minotaur right after claw?

assuming you didn't roll doubles

Juggs

Last three games when? The deadline approaches. Will we see the league press on with forfiets, or will slackers get their games in?

>>53910035
That's a pretty normal occurrence. In fact Blood Bowl rules for a while for crowd interference beyond pitch invasions and thrown rocks. Streakers, brawls and reporters were the norm out on the pitch. It even had a rule for keeping record of fan fatalities that players caused when pushed off the pitch.

>>53910165
>>53913467
Thats good to know. I love Blood Bowl but wanted to know if there was any mega battle type occurances in the fluff.

>>53912303
See >>53912433

>>53913092

I've PM'd those remaining, deadline will be strict.

>>53912303
You go Claw>Tentacles>Juggernaut on singles.

dead

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I might be going to a tournament in the kind of distant future (next 3 months hopefully) and have decided to bring Chaos.

Assuming its ressurection format, 3 skills start, 3 more second day, what is the best way to equip my chaos?

>>53910035
Ever roll a 12 on the Kickoff table? That's more or less what happens.

>>53917470
Get Block on your Warriors, then Clawpomb.... Alternatively, Extra Arms if you need a package handler. I always keep at least one goat with extra arms around.

dead

Rolled 4 (1d6)

>>53920171

Rolled 6 (1d8)

>>53920449

>>53920464
>>53920449
>>53920171
Nah, just a broken leg. We'll be fine after sitting out next game.

>>53917470
block on two warriors and a gor, alternatively MB on the gor if you want to go cheesy, but iwouldn't advise that. You might even like Guard on a warrior, but you probably need block more.
The second day i would block all warriors and give MB to the same gor.

MauledByTheTigers aka “MauledByTheNiggers" is not my commisonier. he is british alcoholic and probbaly mooslim as well :DD

>>53922769
Praise Nuffle

>>53922769
Nuffle and dice, not curry and rice.

To be fair Nuffle is basically Allah, p.b.u.h.

>>53910890
Thanks anon. When you get around to it, be sure to upload here for the rest of us for some nostalgia.

>>53917470
The best way would be to try and play a better team.

>bb2
>playing chaos
>it's suffering
>lose 0-4 to lizardmen, scrounge a tie with necromantic, win against high elves because he conceded after scoring at turn 1 and failing a foul at turn 2
>mino has been completely useless so far
> gained points only to one MVP thing
>play against skaven
>suddenly it's a gorefest
>mino Injures 2 rats and ko's the Rat-ogre, warriors injure 3 more, a beastman fouls another and ko's another
>still get 2-2 because of those meddling gutter runners
>mino gets MVP
>he gains two levels in the same game

How quickly the tide turns

>>53924482
Did he get anything good? You should probably fire him otherwise to get rid of bloat.

>>53924482
Good job man. Fight the good fight for Chaos!

>>53924482
Imagine if you were a better team

>>53924482
Correction, mino injured 3 rats

Points didn't add up

>>53924970
But i don't want to be a better team. I want to be chaos

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>>53925157

That's a common tension I've noticed in these threads and for newer blood bowl players generally.

Many are drawn to chaos initially because of the high fantasy dread knight aesthetic and familiar theme of chaos that's so prominent in 40K and WFB. They expect that the four warriors will be expensive armoured juggernauts, terrors upon pitch. They expect chaos warriors to be to bash teams what wardancers are to agility teams. What they get are four plain S4 players with unusually high (average) agility with the potential to be scary one day. And with no initial skills and expensive re-rolls, that day is distant indeed for new players.

I really wish something could be done to buff the initial bashyness and reliability of chaos warriors to help newer players, even if there was a greater trade-off in gold, but I'm not sure how to do that without cementing their late game dominance even further.

>>53925867
Starting them with any bash skills would be too good I think, and buffing their survivability might not be what you're really looking for.

I guess they could start with one of the worse block-related skills, like juggernaut or grab or something. Maybe even tackle if you're really crazy.

>>53925867
I like to think its the Chaos warriors being way out of their league. They are big, they are strong and they are experienced in fighting. But they arent good brawlers like Orcs.

They love to kill which is actually represented well: no skills. They just like killing though and when you have able bodied armoured opponents like Orcs as well as huge lumbering monsters, your experience fighting peasants and militia suddenly means far little.

Developed Chaos are teams who manage to become good at killing rather than simply thriving off it.

>>53925941
>juggernaut for Warriors

I like that. It fits well thematically with Warriors being huge and blocky, soft buffs them and fits well with the beastman horns.

>>53925867

What if Chaos Warriors had wrestle to start with, alongside a modest gold increase?

Fewer turnovers from both downs, better defense against both-downs, better at removing the ball from ball-carriers. All the stuff a new player needs.

And because you aren't breaking armour, you aren't making scary late-game chaos worse. Chaos coaches will probably still want block on their warriors in their skill progression to get the armour rolls on both down results, and they will fear going prone because of fouling.

Thoughts?

>>53926270
I think juggernaut for warriors fits closer. Wrestle makes them too safe and for a lot of chaos coaches one of the appeals is the extra challenge to a bash team. Also increases their aggressive fluff.

>>53925941

I like the idea of them having grab, this allows them to keep a fight going (which isn't always a great idea) and doesn't make it so that literally every player on the team is fighting for the turns blitz which juggernaut would do.

It fits the theme a little bit because Chaos just does not relent when it's trying to beat you down.

>be me
>play bb2
>chaos vs humans
>turn 1
>block with minotaur
>two skulls
>re-roll
>two skulls again
>minotaur dies

wtf

>>53929541
Ya that can happen.

>>53929541
Stay tuned for more!

>>53929541
>playing chaos as a new coach
>taking a mino
>wasting a reroll on a mino

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>Be this >>53924482 and this>>53874804
anon
>Keep spewing out chaos teams to get rido of bad luck
>BB2
>Playing Chaos vs High Elves
>I am TV 1020, he's TV 1000
>First half is shit, actually get outrunned and outbashed by damn elves
>He scores
>Second Half
>Play super defensive
>He eventually tries a long pass
>My Chaos warrior actually intercepts it, despite the 1/6 chance
>Start deleting his team with injuries
>Like, really badly
>Foul like there is no tomorrow
>Score a tie
>Last turn
>Decide to foul one of his blitzers just for the heck of it
>He dies
>mfw
blood for the blood god

:skull_crossbones:Sylvania Slayers:skull_crossbones: vs Fjord Escorts
https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=980234

>be me
>play chaos
>something bad happens

woah haha ill keep updating you guys

>>53932480
Please do. I spend my whole days refreshing the thread waiting for you to share another one of your exciting chaos stories. I'm your biggest fan.

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>Be me
>Playing lizards
>Beat up chaos fags all day with my 6 ST4 players
>Dodging through all theur tackle zones with my skinks
>He tries to block my krox with his minotaur
>Both down
>MFW his mino dies but my krox is fine thanks to AV 9

Get rekt chaosfags

Crime Sans Punishment vs Dr. Frankenstein's Many Names
https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=980309

Filthy Freedom Fighters vs Dancers of the Eclipse
https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=980318

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Neat, deadline is in group info message, next Wednesday night.

>be me
>Play tabletop on lfgs
>Chaos vs orcs
>Orcs remove my chaos warriors from the pitch
>Mino rolls double skulls and gets badly hurt
>Orcs easily win 2-0

How could this happen to me

>>53936816

>be me
>playing BB:CE
>chaos vs. halflings
>base trees with entire team to get sick 3 dice blocks on them so they can't get back up
>halfling ball carrier wanders close to one of my warriors and uphill double pow blocks it
>chaos warrior explodes, suffers 3 niggling injuries and a -ST
>the other chaos warriors also explode in a chain reaction, launching halfling carrier into my end zone
>Minotaur commits honorable seppuku with the assistance of the rest of the halfling team, double skulling a block while the halflings chainpush it into the crowd to a dead result (apo into dead)
>Halflings easily win 8 - 0

I've made my mistakes

I'm probably going to be buying a necro team pretty soon. I have been looking at Greebos unrennaisance team. Willy seems good but greebo just screams quality. Any other companies to recommend before I buy?

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>>53937310
I was about to suggest Raging Heroes for their were-bitches, but I just found out they're actually fucking gigantic.

>>53937377

o-oh my

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>>53937377
>>53937457
Oh my....

GOODNESS.

>>53937377
Damn I would love my bitches to look like this...

>>53937377
raging heroes? haha more like raging BONNER HAHAH FPAFPAPFAPFPAF cause wolf TITS :))

dead

>>53937068

Chuckled

Does anyone have a couple good lists for one off games for the human, orc, skaven, and dwarf teams?

Ok now, serious question

how do you effectively fight Khemri?

Maybe it's because i'm shit at the game, but i found myself unable to win against this specific team everytime i met them.

Their tomb guardian are pretty insane, considering they're ST 5 with no drawbacks, unlike Ogres or Minos, and their catchers and blitzers can handle the ball pretty well.

I can at least try and deal with most other teams:
Elves are usually a failed dodge away from ruin, so you just male them keep dodging
Lizardmen you try and murder those fucking skinks
Dorfs and Chorfs you claw, or lacking it hold thight and pray they fuck up their positioning
Necromantic you kill the wolves

But i'm atloss against Khemri. Despite their positionals being average in stats, those tomb guardians really mess me up, man

>>53943808
>with no drawbacks
decay

>>53943881
Please explain how decay makes them easier to deal with.

>>53943906
They don't survive long enough to get mighty blow/guard/juggernaut on every one.

>>53943906
You punch them down and inevitably they double roll bad injuries and are out if the game or fire worthy.

>>53943808

For the most part you leave the TG's alone. The team is slow and has low AV, let them come to you and try to beat down exposed players. They have a hard time dealing with screens as well as player loss, so every team should have a way to deal with them.

>>53943808
Are you playing chaos in bb2 again, faggot?

>play chaos in bb2
>not breaking wood elf armor despite multiple minotaur blitzes
>they screen me 0-0 first half
>on defense i base my entire team to them
>they just walk away and i lose 1-0

what the fuck, how do i win against wood elves as chaos?

>>53943808
claw mighty blow and hit the guardians. if you remove 2 guardians from the pitch the team suddenly becomes a worse undead / necro team. if you have beefy linemen / linemen with regen just mark the guardians and screen away since the team's so slow most teams can outrun them. on defense just make a 2 deep screen, with universal agi2 and m6 or worse they can't dodge through, or run around you.

>>53943932
>>53943937
Despite punching them down many times, this never happened to me. they always got only stunned or regenerated

>>53943962
no this time i'm playing humans

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Finished painting the ogre for my human team.

>>53945208
can the shoulderpads be bigger please?

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>>53945208
Bumping with my Undead.

I'm a bit unhappy with the mummy miniatures because they look so weedy, but hey I had them lying around.

Thinking of making Chaos Pact with headswapped human linemen. Should I go Slaanesh or Tzeentch?

Thinking about getting into bloodbowl, looking at the thread I see a lot about chaos. It looks like a good team. Wish me luck! Making a team on 2 now.

>>53947069
Talking about a team doesn't imply it is good. Chaos is a newbie trap.

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=980467
Sekrit high TV chaos fun

Thanks Tooby for giving up your trophy so that season 4 of /tg/ sekrit league has no winner.

Fanfic league will get updates as the main league season progresses.

>be me
>play elf chaos in fumbbl
>super bloated turbo chaos lizard team
>get the mino star player
>mino both downs trying to save my carrier
>lose possession of the ball and get scored
>my warriors don't do much
>second half
>I start removing more of his players but he can run around
>he scores for 2-0
>I manage to score a TD for a final score of 2-1

I’ve got no where to run

>>53947069

Don't forget to take Minotaur!

Crime Sans Punishment vs Revenge for Harambe
https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=980504

>>53949076

Harambe cares not from where the blood is spilled.

>>53950527
Harambe is a niggler.

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STALL is recruiting. Magic number is 16 for the knock out.

Get on discord. The magic roll this season is bbd75

Did discord just stroke out?

>>53950928
Seems so.

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Start recruiting for STALL, discord can't take the rush. My bad.

>>53950801
>>53951016

7 slots to go.

>>53950801
>>53951016

What's STALL? Can I play Chaos?

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=980620

Elf off, going on now

Will reddit prevail against fumbbl tryhards?

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5 Sloots to go.

STALL is a 16 man Secret League Knock Out tournament.

The Kicker is that EACH round you will roll randomly for a new team.

The first three rounds will with a new team each round.

Team are made with Secret League Open rule set
https://fumbbl.com/p/group?op=view&group=10263
So you can keep using them after the tournament.

After you've rolled(in discord) and created your team, apply it to https://fumbbl.com/p/group&group=10591&op=view

It's short, it's silly, it's STALL

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The current secret team list, being used for STALL.

Rolled 2 (1d6)

guh-fye

dead

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I call myself the 'Ban Hammer.' Am I just overcompensating for my tiny rice peepee?

Rolled 26 (1d77)

>>53954263

>>53962751
You have to roll on discord

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1 Slot left

>>53962751

Also there are clearly 75 teams.

>>53963209
doesn't change the relative odds though, just adds two dead results ;^)

>>53963209
76 is your mom and 77 is your wife

>>53963298

Then it should be 78 for my wife's son. Bit of a twink, if you know what I mean.

>>53963287

t. crab

>>53963551
I do :^]

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>>53943808

Roll rain on the weather table, then never roll change of weather on the kickoff table.

EZ PZ

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0 slots open. BUT recruiting is still open. Slots are first applied first served.

Rolled 6, 3 = 9 (2d6)

Hey what's the kickoff roll

>>53943808

They're slow as fuck and struggle against screens and their armor is mediocre to bad except TG, so you can get player advantage if you're bash. Probably the easiest team to 0-1 grind against in the game.

Honestly, my best advice for players who struggle against a specific team is to try them out and learn where they really fall short.

The parents of little skrubdrinka are desperately trying to find him for the crime of not applying with his team to STALL

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>>53968974
He's currently on Terra fighting some nasty Poxwalker in a tabletop simulation for the 41th millenia war
I'll apply when I'm home, probably in about 3-4 hours max

>>53853428
>doesn't even have bull centaur xing in the OP

I bet you guys are going to forget about the best part of season 8 with chorfs getting BTFO'd and rage quitting versus stunties

>>53969460
None of us forgot, but he isn't in the league anymore

>>53897181
they won't be adding pact or underworld because legendary edition has the mercenary teams which can sort of make pact/underworld teams

>>53969497
>underworld
underworld is in LE.
Chaos Pact and Slaanesh come later as DLC

Is the videogame welcome here?

>>53971517
what team do you play anon? do you like big guys?

>>53971684

Chaos. I like the minotaur.

>>53971747
you'll fit right in, got any enthralling green text story for us?

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>>53971780

>be chaos
>fighting khemri
>my chaos warriors keep getting based up against tomb guardians
>whatever, they have AV9, it'll be fine
>pow into KO, pow into niggling injury
>fuck I guess I have to use my minotaur's horns to power through
>wild animal, try to reroll but loner
>try it again next turn
>wild animal
>try it again next turn
>skull, both down, loner reroll fails
>armor break
>dead mino
>tomb guardian is just stunned
>skeletons score
>chaos warrior doesn't wake up even at the half
>so many guys down that they score again, but not before cas'ing two beastmen

I literally have no idea what I could have done differently. I'm remaking the team and hoping I don't get fucked this time.

>>53971927
Yeah, sounds like you just had bad luck, I hope you have better luck with your next team anon, we all get games like that from time to time.

>be le me
>playing circus chaos
>after replacing many dead chaos clown warriors to double skulled blocks, finally can afford mimeotaur
>first game using him, against stuntmen dorfs
>roll a 1 on my Invisible Wall check for 3 turns in a row
>dorf daredevil makes his roll to Leap over him to reach scoring range
>Mimeotaur finally passes Invisible Wall check, try to blitz but roll double both down, haven't taken Juggernaut yet
>Mimeotaur's armor breaks, gets a -ag so he now autofails his Invisible Wall checks

The night goes on...

>>53964249
STALL IS ALIVE

>>53971927
Sounds tough. Why start with a mino though anon? Its the hardest roster.

Try 4 Chaos Warriors, 7 beastmen and 3 RR. You lose a bit of brawn but its a lot safer.

At what point do you decide it's time to fire a player?

Do you keep him regardless of injures and fire him only if his main stat is lowered, or fire him at his first permanent injury no mattet what?

I got a lineman that suffered a -ag injury, but he already is lvl 2 and got block. I'm conflicted on wheter should i fire him or not. I got more than enough money to replace him, but -ag is not a crippling injury since i was building him to be a roadblock

>>53982158
>lineman with -ag
Line fodder. I wouldn't fire a linemen unless they got -AV or -ST. Positionals all get fired unless its an ag2 player with -AG or a Niggle and I feel frisky.

Maybe at higher levels I would keep -MA, but if there is money and the level is low you might as well.

>>53982158
If they don't have any useful skills, then for me it's once they hit either AG2, MA3, ST2 or AV6, if the stat didn't already start that low for things like stunties or big guys.
Your player sounds like a good guy to throw on the scrimmage, since AG is useless if you're not planning on carrying the ball or moving out of tackle zones.

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>>53982158
That really depends on their role. If it's a lineman with -1 agil or even -1 move, it's not a big deal. - Str, - AV, or niggling injury is an instant fire since they're just gonna go down quick and I don't want to risk them getting MVP. just.

>>53982262
>getting them mvp
NuMVP says hi

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>>53982281
>Everyone plays my version of the game.

>>53982307
So do you play old tabletop or the shitty video game?

>>53982158
If its a positional, I tend to keep them around unless its -1 Str or -1 Ag depending on the positional.

Lineman practically till death with the exception of -1 Str, but even then if you're hurting money you can just keep them.

Its a beginner mistake to replace immediately regardless of injury and with the new rules its much more efficient to save considering how hard it can be later on.

>>53982257
>>53982261
I'll admit it. It's not really a lineman

It's a beastman but usually keep him as a support for the line of scrimmage

>>53982429
>Beastman
That is a lineman for chaos. You slap him on the line until he dies.

>>53982429
Anything with a 0-16 player limit is generally termed a Lineman. Doesn't need to actually be called "Lineman" on the team roster.

>>53982449
>>53982529
Beastmen are runners.

>>53982449
>>53982568
>>53982529

No they're ball handlers

>>53982568
So are Hobgoblins for Chorfs, give them the ball.

>>53982568
Their 0-16. Their official designation is ogre fodder.

>>53982449
>>53982529
>>53982568
>>53982600
No they're sweepers

>>53982449
>>53982529
>>53982568
>>53982600
>>53982608
>>53982647
Beastmen are passing positionals

>>53982449
>>53982568
>>53982449
>>53982600
>>53982647
>>53982603
>>53982664
No they're screeners

>>53982751
They're hobgoblins with horns.

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=981048

Chthonic Cabal vs. XxXSylvania SlayersXxX

https://wyrdstonesandtacklezones.com/2017/06/23/the-highs-and-lows-of-the-hobby/
GW's fabric pitches are cancelled.

>>53983969
Can't say for sure, but the post makes it sound like it's just a temporary setback while they work out the quality issues.

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=981079
Hey, another game

>>53984632
Actually, don't watch

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>>53984632
>draw a boy

>>53984632
was it rape?

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=981100

Picchan's Memories vs. Filthy Ghetto Skaven

>>53985736
>Bump
Everyone look at this retard and laugh.

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>>53985424

>>53986340
>>53986340
New Threaderino.