Warhammer 40k General /40kg/

1st for mars

Second for primarines are shit

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Nth for Primaris Dreadnoughts SOON*tm

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Dis thread now belongz to da orkz!!!

>>53415431
So who made that pic?

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>>53415517
Git stuk in ladz!

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7th for TEMPESTUS SCIONS!

>>53415506
>caring about Primaris after they revealed those boxset abortions

>>53415451
it's just re branding so they can sell new cards. that reminds me, i need to get around to making my own objectives. they're on 25mm bases right?

>>53415520
They're better than altar of war.
>people still unironically play killpoints
>people will still try to get you to play a killpoints game with your orks vs his eldar

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>>53415431
In /tg/'s openion What faction in 40k has the best tiddies?

>>53415548
What's so cancerous about the box set? They seem good to me but I haven't been on /tg/ to know what the meme about them is

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>>53415595
nurgle

we should call the interceptors aeioumarines

>>53415595
Your mother

>>53415569
>he doesn't want to play a scenario focused on pure fighting and killing in 40k
>his orks are afraid of some rough and tumble
Weak.

>>53415529
>admech should use LRs
The emperor specifically said only space marines can use land raiders, he sorta died before he could recend the order, the inquisition also uses them because the inquisition loves to ignore the big Es wishes

>>53415650
There are no interceptors.

There are intercessors, and inceptors.

I didn't name them, don't look at me.

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>>53415595
hmmm

>>53415595

Slaanesh obviously, quality and quantity

>>53415543
That your army? Because it's beautiful. I still gotta build my Taurox Prime. So hyped for how much dakka it can put out in 8th.

>>53415595
Orks

>>53415611

/tg/ can and will bitch about everything, and a lot of people weren't happy with the jump pack primaris marines.

Are any 40k youtubers confirmed to go on /tg/?

>>53415569
Good news with 8th edition is since MSU won't be as viable, there no longer has to be this retarded "Kill Points" rule and we can go back to just counting up the actual points cost of the dead models to determine winners.

>>53415576
Taurox I'd say would be your best bet, I really don't think tau vehicles would work better in gsc than imperial ones, I own plenty of tau and orks. I mean, you could go the tonka truck route, but I reckon it'd be quite difficult to convert third party stuff into non orky vehicles, it's difficult enough to make them orky.
Don't really have a solid answer for you friend, good luck.

>>53415684
That pic has negative tiddies.

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>>53415548
They're growing on me.

>>53415569
Oh no question about that.
Though when if come down to luck vs. killing speed that's not much gain either way.

I'd like the big reward objectives to be based on the mission, moderate "workhorse" objectives based on your codex and bonus points on a small "deck".

>>53415543

You're an inspiration sempai. Literally working on the same thing right now, but I don't think mine will ever manage to be that pretty.

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>>53415684
>flat possibly trap chest
>best
Hmmm

>>53415738
The chest looks too small though.

>>53415738
God it's so ugly. It's like when they first revealed those abortions of Kastelan Robots all over again.

>>53415738
Never seen them point their guns up.

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>>53415595
The only one that has a focus on actually lactating for the purpose of growing a child

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I want to make an IS inspired IG army.

Do demo charges still exist? Do Hellhounds have a special rule when they get destroyed they blow up causing surrounding damage?

Youtube.com/watch?v=r44DaP2sH0Q

>>53415561
Don't know about the new ones (they look pretty fucking awesome, I'm going to pick some up just for random scatter terrain if nothing else). We use the old servo skull dice-holders, which I think are 20 mm square, but you need two for each objective. You probably want some space to have a mysterious objective indicator and the objective number on them still, so I'd recommend at least 40 mm.

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dr. primaris I'm chaos

Words going around about two rules for chaos marines

>Death to the false emperor: 6 to hit in melee gives an extra attack
>Khorne berzerkers get to pile in and fight twice in their fight phase.

So lads, I've been out of the loop since AoS dropped (work related). Will eighth make the guard not anemic?

>>53415738

I will stick with my old and true Marines. That shit is just awful

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>>53415595
GSC

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>>53415775
Indeed

>>53415709

We could potentially use power levels as an easy replacement to killpoints

>>53415764
Kastelans are unironically fantastic. They're the best pleb-filter in the game.
>he doesn't love retrofuture 50's robots

>>53415791
Guard have always been good, just gotta use a lot of tanks or lascannons.

>>53415791

Well your tanks got hella better.

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>>53415799
MAH NIGGA

>>53415595
From a purely model perspective it's Dark Eldar by far. Both in variety and quality. They're also largely cross compatible and spread throughout the range so you can do a lot mixing and matching them.

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>>53415799
That thread was weird

>>53415709
>MSU won't be as viable
What are you talking about?

>new morale rules make minimum sized units optimal
>bonus command points for using more force organisation slots

>>53415764

You best not be talking shit about my beep boops.

>>53415828
320 points of shooty goodness

>>53415828
The concept of retro 50's robots is great.

The execution was fucking awful. I don't care how "intentionally bad" they're supposed to look, they came out like fisher-price toys.

If you want a good example of retro 50's sci-fi AdMech, the Sicarian Infiltrators with their weird flattened dome-heads are that. The Kastelans are garbage.

>>53415850

It amazes me that people still remember. i would have thought the whore would be long forgotten by now.

>>53415830
>>53415833
So more armor, and infantry probably still suck, what about muh artillery?

>>53415850
Please explain.

>>53415543
Got several teams and HQs, 6 tauroxes.
Hope they don't botch them this time and that the orders are fun and effective.
Great army. Are the Valkyries useful?

>>53415828
You spelled Kastellax wrong

>>53415851
>tons of special rules that only kick in with larger sized units
>total split fire on everything

>>53415865
I think they could have used more skulls and rivets, but other than that they're great.

>>53415873
Never Baguette

>>53415822
That's actually a really good idea.

I'm also fond of using them for summoned units. In the middle of the game is exactly when you want a simplified points system.

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>>53415873
The faithful were promised the skymother would deliver

Aren't you faithful?

>>53415738
The EVA helmet makes them look a lot better but they still don't feel very Imperium in terms of aesthetic.

>>53415916
No, you spelled Castellax wrong.

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>>53415873
>forget about tits
>tits
>men
>on the internet where we catalog porn
>on 4chan where we catalog porn
>on tg where we're starved for sex

where do you think we are?

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>>53415850
tell me about it

>>53415873
DLFG is being remembered months, possibly years, after disappearing.

>>53415799

I have a more pull pic, but idk if she went full reveal, though.

Lazyfag reporting in, please spoonfeed me.

Do upgrades still costs points in 8th? Or is it like sigmar where you just pick the weapon?

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>>53415850
NEVAR 4GET BROTHERS

>>53415974
Yes.

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>>53415828
>>53415852

>>53415893

Well technically speaking now your infantry can would anything. And i do mean anything, but that's technically. In practice a lasgun is still gonna do dick all to most vehicles and big critters. But spit fire is a thing, and we really don't know enough about the guard infantry to say they will suck, we just know for certain that vehicles are getting better, which is the big complaint most of the guard players in my area have.

>>53414718
Dracula.

>>53415974
They cost points in matched play.

In the two casual formats you just go by Power Level which doesn't change based on wargear.

What armies are currently not shit?

>>53416010
>currently
Literally everything is changing in 3 weeks

Just fucking w8 4 8

>>53415830
>he doesn't spam cheap autocannons like a good guardsmen

>>53415940
I think they did the whole "most advanced imperial tech" thing well.
I don't like their guns tho, seem unpracticall.

>>53416010
craftworld and/or ynari eldar, vanilla marines, daemons, tau, necrons, combined mechanicus

>>53416010
Noone fucking knows. Unless you mean 7th, in which case who cares since it has less than a month left.

>>53415974
if you are balancing armies with powerlevels, no
if you are balancing armies with points, yes

what you see on the datasheets are powerlevels, points will be sold separately :^)

>>53415974

There's Power Level, which is like AoS points, and then there will be actual points, which is what we have now. The former will be free, but the latter is paywall.

>>53416010
Neither shit or good. We just don't know a shit about 8th

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>>53415850

>>53415947

>one ho
>who only showed underboob
>when we have access to essentially unlimited porn through the internet
>implying we are all as backed up and sex starved as you are

Why do you let your surroundings dictate your life? Who cares where we are?

>>53416010
Doesn't matter, 8th comes out in a few weeks and until it does, we really don't know what will be decent in it

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>>53416037
20 euros isn't too bad.

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>>53415865
I think they look fantastic if you put decent heads on them. The heads are pretty bad though; even the original version looked better.

>>53416049

There was a whore gene stealer player who showed some underboob and her panties and the pathetic among us lost their collective shit. As did the janitors.

>>53416037
>>53416035
>>53415998

Thank you all. Looks like I'll wait to model my new special weapons squads then. Still seriously considering Dark Lance Scourges for the lulz though.

>>53416035
>he isn't already use to buying books to get the points for the units in his army

>>53416052
>>when we have access to essentially unlimited porn through the internet
But not from a qt who plays 40k

>>53416085
Always the nids

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>>53415695
>>53415750
>>53415899

Not my army, this poorly pictured army is mine. Working on new pictures and have since added NOD transfers. Added a few Tiberium crystals to the base as well.

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>>53415985
have people ever tried to use these heads? they look like they may fit both the request for more technical bits while retaining the oval dome theme

or are they too small?

>>53416056

Based on what happened in AoS, primaris/ space marines are gonna be great. Because GW is pushing them to win. Same as the sigmarines in AoS. they literally messed with the balance so order would do better in narrative events.

Orks might be good if they follow Ironjaws example.

Tau will still be cheese.

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>>53416112
>t. non-nidfag jealous we get the qts

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Is this accurate?

>>53416101
Why are people so much hotter when there's a relatable context to them?
Is it my long burried desire for a genuine human relationship trying to assert itself?

>>53416093
Dark Lance Scourges might be pretty good now that they can be mobile.

Who's ready for ORCS!

>Nothing has changed.
>Standard stat switches

>"Burnas are GR8"
>"Nauts are GR8"
>"I WISH I HAD TIME TO TELL U ABOUT FLASH GitZ BUT BOYZ ARE GONNA BE GR88888 M88888"

>>53416132
way too small, the dome heads are the size of a guardsman head or thereabouts and the head slot on the castellan is the size of a powerfist.

>>53416124
Oh I remember your army, I like yours a lot too.

I run mostly Guard, but I'm big on using all kinds of models. I have some Kasrkin and some Scions I need painting. I hope they are great in 8th.

>>53416143
>powerlevels in 40k
nope, don't go there
not possible, not sane

>>53416160
It's not like they can nerf orks any harder, only way to go is up!

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>>53416138
>we
>implying 40k playing qts would get withing 10 feet of smelly neckbears and spergs

>>53415521
Blazbaros. On Deviantart.

Don´t worry, you don´t need to use the image search function like normal people.

I don´t want your hardware to break or your brain hurt again.

#aheartforretards

>>53416143
40k handles power levels about as well as bleach so I just wouldn't even open that can of worms

>>53416093

Heavy weapons are only -1 to hit, and they're more than likely going to be 3+ to hit, so scourges with Lances are going to be totally viable.

Also
>not magnetizing your weapons
What's wrong with you?

>>53416160
At least we'll know how many wounds one of our AV's are worth?

>>53416052
Forgive me brother, for I am weak. To repeat I shall work on my backlog and roll 6d6 dice until they all get 6s

>>53416134

This. Sadly

>>53412519
If I go for the ice world looks, priming in white/bone would be already a huge step forward. The same if I go for a black / yellow scheme or even something like dark blue which I am pretty sure also has primer cans

>>53415809
I will stick with stage 1 and 2, patterns can look super cool or a complete mess. And I don't want to have to learn how to scrap off paint on top of the how to start painting tutorials.

>>53416124
Great masked commissars!
I painted my Stormies with grey-blues, grey-green, grey-sand colours in base of the squad and then focused on the lights (blue, orange, green) used on the Vehicles.
I added the assassins too, they fit so well with the theme.
Now my army is on the other side of the ocean, I will take it back this summer.

>>53416145
It's the same reason camwhores are popular, instead of just watching premade videos it's an actual human who you can chat to.
Except here the weirdos didn't even have to pay her, she did it because of her own lack of shame.

>>53415707
Yes. All of them. And their mothers.

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>>53416143
>Emperor not in his own tier
>anyone besides Prime Orks in the same tier as Primarchs

>>53416211
>Magnetizing infantry
Ugh. No thanks. I'd rather buy more. I magnetized all the Crisis Suits for my Tau but that's the smallest I'd want to go.

>>53416124
I love all the assassinorum stuff but they are always jobbing in the fluff, it's sadly embarrassing

Can you use Forgeworld Death Krops models in tournaments if you field them as regular guardsmen? or how does this work?

Oh hey a discussion on underhive underboobs happened.
Janny in five.

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>>53416195
>his playgroup is one of the shitty ones full of smelly neckbeards and spergs

>>53416237
No Shame and body confidence are a thin line, honestly if I had a rockin body and knew showing it off meant I could get a bunch of horny people to slobber all over me or even just know I made their day with my tits I'd probably try it
But this isn't the place for that discussion, back to talking about plastic minis and why there's no plastic power armoured bolter girls

>>53416279
FW models are official GW models, since FW belongs to GW. So you can use them.

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>>53416143
>Sly Marbo in "Great Tier"
>Implying we don't need a new "Transcendant Tier" above the "God Tier" to represent his power
>Implying that's not also where Creed, Our Spiritual Liege and "I, Cato Sicarius" belong

>>53415738
Marines have seraphims, now? This isn't what I mean when I said I wanted them to redo sisters units.

>>53416250
It's really not that bad, especially since you're basically magnetizing arms to torsos anyway.

>>53416290
>and why there's no plastic power armoured bolter girls

male power fantasy sells more to kids than fapbait power fantasy

>>53416298
Sweet. Ty.

>>53416287
>implying 90% of 40k players don't fall in one of those categories

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>>53416309
>text to speech memes

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>>53416143
>Gul'dan as The Beast
gets me every time.

>>53416184
Anon it can always be a new 7ed codex
>Everyone kept telling us shoota boys and slugga boys should be costed differently, so we made shootas more expensive and then nerfed both!

>>53416326
Anyone else feel weird being at a game store and being the only person who's in shape and not a NEET?

>>53416315
>male power fantasy
You're not wrong, but it still sounds like a horrible insult. All those fucking tumblrinas ruined the term.

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>>53416326
Maybe where you play

>>53416032
their guns are full size regular bolters with shields attached.

it seems kinda lame

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>>53416332
Considering he does travel through time, it makes some sense.

>>53416328
Some fags don´t know shit about 40k, if it wasn´t featured in TTS. I´m not sure if this is a good thing though.

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>>53416346
>But... muh playtesting
Surely they couldn't fuck it up that hard... right?

>>53416352
I'm not in shape myself but I'm also not a landwhale, dress appropriately, have a job and shower/shave regularly. It's amazing what a shave and an outfit that doesn't include a metal band shirt that's filled with holes will do for you.

>>53416328
>Marbo, Guilliman, Creed and Sicarius where made memes by TTS
>''I'm going to hate on something because it's popular and muh niche culture is getting exploited''
Please tell me you're new.

>>53416326
I wish. At the LGS I'm the only one that remotely resembles the nerd stereotype, and even I lack a neckbeard and poor personal hygiene.
The rest are all normies, even to the point where they all live with somebody, are married or about to, or even have children.

>tfw you will never fit in anywhere.

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>>53416160
'orks have always been one of my favourite armies'
'rokkit launcha now have S 8, an amazing -2 AP and do D3 wounds! Wow! Not much is going to survive a whole unit of tankbustas shooting at them!'
'trukks are more durable than ever, thanks to their T 5, W 6 Sv 4+ which means it takes twice as many bolter hits to kill them as before!'
'mob rule gives you a brilliant +1 to Ld for every ten models in the unit, which should make large mobs of boys really resistant to morale'
'eavy armour reduces you to move 4, but now offers an absolutely incredible save of 4+! Wow! Hard to beat that!'

>>53416328
>implying most of that weren't already memes long before TTS
They're just old memes, not that that's any better.

>>53416374
I guess you're right, TTS and DoW have brought in so many new 40k players that I guess they are considered a force for good even with the cringey memes they produce

>>53416279
>>53416298
Except sometimes you can't.
Generally better just to ask. Sometimes you will have to use them as regular guardsmen.

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>>53416364
Of course, i'm one of the well adjusted, good looking 10%.

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>>53416352
Most dudes at my game store are actually all pretty fit looking. SUPERIOR GERMAN GENES.

We do have a couple skinny fags and fat smelly autists, tho.

>>53416195
>played a 1000 point 2v1 with 2 cute grills a week ago since i only had ~400 points of Skitarii and everyone else in the FLGS was running a tournament
>first game
>opponent was a ditzy blonde who had a bunch of Necrons someone gave to her; was also her first game
>boyfriend was a /pol/ack unironically so I don't know how
>ally was goth chick with Blood Angels
>flat as a plank, and probably a ca/tg/rill with as much as she bitched about hating the game generally and Wraiths specifically
>didn't seem to have a bf, but her dad was there
We won by forfeit, since our opponent was falling asleep on her feet and the store was 20 mins from closing. Lasted about an hour and a half, by which time we actually managed to kill 4 of the 6 cunting wraiths, which didn't fuck us in the ass solely on account of her never charging with them.

>>53416353
Are you mixing up the meanings between male power fantasy and rape power fantasy?

>>53416160
Don't forget the best meme line-
>we don't wanna reveal to much but we really feel this unit here will be one of the best in the game!

>>53416143
No. Marnues Calgar beat the Swarmlord to death with his bare hands.

>>53416393
All the playtesting in the world means nothing if GW didn't do anything with it.

If I were to start an Iron Warriors army with £200, what should I get first? Any good budget options?

>>53416290

>why there's no plastic power armoured bolter girls

You can take sisters of silence with bolter if you really want to.

They are more expensive than metal sisters of battle though

>>53416352
Do you feel resentment and/or envy from the ''people'' around you when you're there?

>>53416399

>Faggot heard about those on TTS for the first time

>calls others new

Perfect /tg/ moment, Anon...

>>53416370
Well, not by his choice, but you have a point.

>>53416430
I doubt he will do much with str4

>>53416421
That's what I was planning to do, just use them as codex guardsmen.

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>>53416312
>Seraphims
Cute

>>53416352

Eh, most of the guys at my store are actually pretty normal fully functional members of society. We only have three guys I would write of as neck beards, and only two of those are irredeemable fuckups.

>>53416411
>>53416399
>implying these memes weren't dead for years before being dug up and Frankenstein'd back to life
>implying the entire LGS doesn't get sick and tired of newfags making "Le metal boxes XD" jokes constantly after a week

>>53416427
No. It's just that ''male power fantasy'' has been used as a synonym for ''pathetic fantasies of bitter manchildren'' so much, it's ruined the term.

>>53416352
One of the guys in my college's gaming club literally unironically REEE'd once.
He was moving boxes of terrain and asked me to help. I had a meeting, so I told him I couldn't and he sperged the fuck out there and then.
I slowly stopped going to gamesoc as the year went on.

>>53416440
Get Battle of Prospero for the MK III marines, sell off the cuckstodes and sisters of silence

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>8th comes out
>most balanced the game has been in yonks
>6 months later the new eldar codex gets released
>back to broken dogshit

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>>53416411
>>53416399
>>53416374
>>53416328
>Being this triggered by a shitpost
Made my day

>>53416460
You can doubt it all you want but it happened.

how are they going to patch points?

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>>53416352
mfw when I'm a stereotypical fat loser with no job, poor hygeine, depression, etc. but still have a fairly decent girlfriend and get laid with actually pretty hot girls quite often.

>>53416406

You Ork players are getting nearly as pessimistic as us SoB players

>>53416466
>sensibly attached jet engines
>cool helmets
>pistols that allow you to look where you're actually shooting

>>53416445
No it's just weird
>sorry I can't play Wednesday I gotta work
>oh well I've been unemployed for 2 years so I don't have to worry about that
Shit like that constantly, makes me worried if I'm hanging with the right crowd

>>53416481
Any idea what I should go for after that? Or should I wait until I've built everything and see what my options are/what I'm lacking?

>>53415517
I've been considering Orks for the new edition. Maybe some Blood Axes who mimic the Imperium a little too much (MANZ that wear Deathwatch colors with Orky "Chappa Simbols" for example).

That or Feral Orks.

I've been thinking of picking up those new Plague Marines, but if I have to build one more fucking Rhino chassis I might go insane.

>>53416446
>>Faggot heard about those on TTS for the first time
>my projections are objective fact
Lmao @ ur life

>>53416406
This is what breaks me of this game. Anyone looking to buy Ork tomorrow?

>>53416490
>i was only pretending to be retarded dot jpg

>>53416406
"And all our twin-linked stuff now has double the shots which means TWICE the DAKKA!"

>>53416500

Are you a Wizard?

>>53416495
by selling an updated points compendium each year

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>>53415595
Slaanesh and Slaanesh related forces.

>>53416211

I only magnetized vehicles anon. It's not worth it otherwise.

>>53416151

God I hope so. They're so cool and I have enough Lances to make a full squad of 4, or 5 if that's legal now.

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>>53416526
>"retardation intensifies"

>>53416534
[/spoiler]He probably plays genestealer cults[/spoiler]

>>53416485
They'll be updating points values across the board yearly. That's why there are no points on the datasheets.

>>53416485
This anon gets it.

All this playtesting is just levelling the playing field (- primarines) so the powercreep bonanza can start all over again.

>>53416529
I hate this so much
Literally nobody who writes those articles can probability apparently.
>wow guys! The Leman Russ battlecanon can now one-shot a gorkanaut!

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Who's ready to have an entire force of Boyz wiped out because you failed a morale check?

>>53416510
After that you should check what rules Iron Warriors get in 8th edition, which options they get that you like and want to add to your army.

>>53415738

deep sea diver marine. looks to huge to fucking take off in the air.

>>53416124
Nice Deadpool Assassins.

>>53416534
>implying a wizard gets laid

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>>53416522
Triggered Anon is triggered.

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>>53416352
>>53416423
>>53416468

Where do you people game that there are actual adults? Whenever I go in, literally everyone except me and the employees are schoolchildren or parents.

>>53415985
Bottom right is good the rest are trash.

>>53416586
Seems pretty logical. Thanks man I appreciate it. Any guess on what their rules will be focused around?

>>53416500

how much do you pay them?

>>53416501
Honestly, they need to chill out.

Tyranids look good, no reason to think Orks won't too.

are there epubs of the gathering storm books?

>>53416598
Why do you gotta argue man?

>>53416600
Not at a GW store

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>>53416572
>For Balance.

>>53415959
>DLFG
more info maybe? I lurked around and it seems she posted some big insertions stuff

>>53416600
In slavlands the wargaming community is mostly adults. Kids can't afford the stuff on just the pocket money.

>>53416500
Well from what I've seen social skills are a bigger factor than how you look.

And the only skills I have are Warhammer related.

>>53416500
Does anyone else see the smiley face on the progenoid?

>>53416634
>I lurked around and it seems she posted some big insertions stuff
W... what

No she was a classy lady!

>>53416585
You don't play Orks with a shovel handy for removing casualties?

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>>53416598
>make retarded statements
>get called out
>''LELXD TRIGGURD''

>>53416500
>mfw I'm a well kept /fit/ guy with a job who makes the deans list regularly who isn't socially awkward but has never dated anyone because I still hold feelings for a highschool crush I had and never go out and talk to anyone but my small circle
And of course my only hobby other than videogames is 40k which has a 2% female population, maybe I should just drink my paint water

>>53416591

>Implying the reason wizards dedicate themselves to their arcane craft isn't to eventually get all da when their success draws more women in than the marshals muscles

>>53416585
>by having a nob you only lose d3 orkz when you fail a battleshock test

>>53416628
My GW store is mostly dudes in their twenties. But there's a lot of military nearby, so maybe that's the difference.

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>>53416622
This made Anon sad...

>>53416659

You me m8?

>>53416600
Independent gaming stores/clubs. GW stores are designed to attract the little screaming downers.

>>53416605
There have been no hints yet, but hopefully IW will get some actual artillery this time around.

>>53416659
My old nerdy group (D&D, WH) was full of people doings sports and a couple of musicians; only one person qualified as the classic "nerd", plus me, but I learned to hit the gym and later hike quite early.

>>53416634
got a direction to find them? a friendly neighbourhood inquisitor needs the files for research purpose

>>53416659
Start climbing, plenty of hot chicks in there. Get ready for another expensive as fucking fuck shit time sinkhole hobby though You'll get buff in all the right parts

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>>53416659
Dude that's so gay.

and too real

>>53416143
Tau Drones can beat basic infantry, should be at least Shit.

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NURGLE BTFO

>>53416632
The General's Handbook is $25. If that money can convince GW Corporate to spend money on ongoing playtesting and balancing it's well spent in my opinion.

>>53416671
Man we need love not hate. Why everybody gotta discriminate. You all gotta stop falling for bait. 8th edition just round the corner, lets not be late for the 17th of June is the date.

>>53416701
thats the point idiot i know she posted them, but i don't have material itself

>>53416506
Helmets, guns, cameras, video feed, auto targeting.

>>53416703

Not that guy, but i've climbed before. It didn't help, at least for me.

>>53416697
I mean yes, you are in fact admitting to being an underage b& on 4chan. Everyone knows kids post on here but why on earth would you identify yourself?

>>53416697
MODS
UNDERAGE B&
I lurked here for four years before turning 18, I suspect a good third of the board is b&
that changes nothing get out ree

>>53416634
To avoid any confusion - DLFG (Deathleaper's Fangirl), The Underboobs and MoS Tramp Stamp are three different people.
DLFG is britbong, I believe, the other two are murricunts.
DLFG was around like... 5 years ago until until about a year ago, played nids, unsurprisingly, and made very insightful comments on Bad Dragon's products and bondage, but never posted any pictures of her (gender assumed) own anatomy, besides possibly fingers caught in the frame while taking picture of a mini,

>>53416710
Tau Drones are a terror in close combat. I've seen them kill anything from terminators to a bloodthirster in CC.

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>>53416713
STAND
PROUD
SON
OF
ULTRAMAR

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Stop arguing
You fucking tools

>>53416721
>They can sell powercreep codeces and armies for more.

>>53416724
they don't follow rule of cool, anon, it's not the same

>>53416758
warhammer, warhammer never changes

>>53416736
I remember having in-depth discussions with DLFG about game design and things. She knew her shit. I miss her insights.

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>>53416722
Right. Satan approves of this too.

>>53416713
POMF

WAH, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ON THE BATTLEFIELD CORPSE WORSHIPPER?

>>53416725
sad to hear, my wall has about 60% rate of /fit/ girls in between 20-40

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>>53416736
o! so how do you explain this thingie?

>>53416758
They can sell both codeces and yearly updates.

>>53416736
Is deathleaper's fangirl gone that long?
I guess you never really notice the tripfags leaving.
Good fuckin riddance.

>>53416736
>MoS Tramp mentioned
>Filed under 'massive insertions'
Isn't that a dude?

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>>53416775

>>53416778
A picture of a dildo?

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>I-I'll clean your armor Chad just d-dont hurt me

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>>53416713
STOP BULLYING US

Any idea of a good website I can preorder the new starter set online now in USA?

I don't feel like worrying about tracking one down.

LGS doesnt do warhammer.

>>53416713
>>53416811
Post pics of the 12pg core rules.

I know you have them.

>>53416734
Isn't it fine to be under 18 on a blue board?

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>>53416809
but why would someone go on the internet and post lies?

>>53416811
>dark angel squats in front of a longer than average weapon ready to shoot hot loads of plasma

what did they mean by this?

>>53416811
>You had the option
>Of painting them not blue.
>And you blue it.

Get out of here anon.

>>53416828
You literally can't pre-order until next week.

>>53416841
Man please stop fighting

Lets just laugh at SoBbing SoB players

I need to kill myself

>>53416841
Well that's getting delet.
i'm thinkin... almost instantly.

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>>53416778
I said she never posted pictures of herself, not that she never posted pictures of her toys, I think it was the one with ovipos... ovipus... that lays eggs. So yeah, pretty big one. Resemblance to "official" Tyranid terrain purely coincidental.

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>>53416600
My friend has a pretty good setup in the basement.

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>>53416848

>>53416848
Pretty sure GW employees have been told to paint them in the official box-art colour scheme.

>>53416848
they're gw leaks, they had no choice on what to paint them

>>53416828
www.games-workshop.com

>>53416777

Dudes. Dudes everywhere, and not a fine female ass nor long tight legs to be seen in all the center.

What new minis do you guys think guard might get with the 8th ed launch ? I'm hoping new guardsman troop kit, cadians or steel legion or literally anything would be great

>>53416841
so where's this actual gif?

>>53416867
As a Sisters player I just threaten to drop my army on other people's.

I save my lamentations over the way the army is treated by GW for when I'm alone like one should

>>53416515
What you are looking for is Deffwotch

>>53415873
We shall tell tales of the celestial bussoms til the end of days

>>53416883
God I hope salamanders get some love in new edition.

Maybe I will finally be able to muster the energy to build my space marines without worrying about minmaxing weapons in new edition.

Are the salamander books any good I am up to Burning of Prospero in HH and still no salamanders besides passing mentions.

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>>53416874
i believe she posted some lewds cause later comments look like she did

>>53416898

New Rough Riders.

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>>53416789
Approximately, haven't seen her around for a while, or maybe just dropped the trip. Who knows, she might be reading this very thread.

>>53416790
>implying

>>53416889
Does GW charge tax on their site when it comes up for preorder?

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They ruined the Leman Russ BT. At first I thought the all of the hits passed automatically like the flamer but they don't. Assuming they retain their BS of 3, that means 1.5 hits each time it fires. wtf

>>53416908
I looked for Deffwotch but no git seems to have actually made an army of them.

Actually an Army of Manz, Kanz and Deff Dreads sounds kind of fun. Deffwotch could be my new edition army project assuming I can fit that all into an army without needing Boyz.

Zog it, I'd probably still build boyz.

>>53416585
I played a game today where a 15 strong mob of boys was wiped out by three models because they killed so many boys that by the time I2 kicked in they couldn't get in to base contact to retaliate.
And then the surviving nine got caught and killed.

>>53416931
yes

>>53416920
They did get a mention in the hype article , wonder if they will still be attilan rough riders or some other regiment ?

>>53416898
At launch? Absolutely nothing. Primarines and death guard are going to be all we see until August at the earliest.

When they get round to doing the guard again? God knows. New infantry range seems possible, but I'm amazed they stuck with the current ones as long as they did so maybe they will carry on.

>>53416951
RIP I guess ill just buy from ebay.

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>>53416939
flamer abilities

>>53416941
DRILL YOUR BARRELS

>>53416961
>refusing to pay tax
>instead will pay 2x or 3x the cost of the box on ebay

why though

>>53416941
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53416912
It's either people trolling or lost in void of the internet. Also isn't it past your curfew, kozojeb, kurwa!

>>53416904
God my poor models being crushed by the thicc pewter sister thighs

>>53416973
Nah usually the box is 20-25% cheaper on ebay.

PLEASE

ANY RUMORS ON 8E ORKS?

>>53416956

Probably some other regiment, Attilans got swept under the rug for good I'm sure.

>>53416939
but now you get to fire all your weapons, along with wounds, armor saves. missing a few shots is worth the trade off

>>53416997
We'll hear something tomorrow

>>53416973
What the actual fuck are you smoking?

>>53416997
they get a community post tomorrow, come back then

>>53416958
Who knows? Since everyone had their book reset all bets are off aside from a new Space Marine book very soon.

>>53416981
It'll probably be a Penitent Engine or Exorcist tank that crushes your models.

Plus all the thicc models are in plastic.

>>53416997
Tomorrow, my green friend

>>53416997
>I2
Is no longer an issue (as much as it was).

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>>53416980
hello anon-kun have a nice day, it's just 1:30 am here

>>53416997
Faction Focus is tomorrow.

>>53416997
NO.

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>>53417031
peace

>>53416844
Dark angels are gay, it's been lore since RT when they decided to name their base after a gay night club

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>>53416997
PLASTIC BUGGIES

SKARBOYZ

LARGER THAN LIFE MARGARET TATCHER

VICTORY ON ARMAGEDDON WILL KICKSTART THE APORKALYPSE

KULT OF SPEED WILL BECOME A SMALL INDEPENDENT FACTION

What earth culture are salamanders most like?

Space wolves are vikings/slavs
Ultramarines are romans
Night Lords were translyvania batmen

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>>53417031
>>53417052
How about something relevant to the thread?

>>53417070
They're central african inspired, with a good mixing of roman mythology, because everything has roman mythology.

>>53417070
they were blacksmiths and shit

>>53417070
WE

>>53416839
DING DONG BANNU

>>53417060

Any clue what the fuck i looking at?

>>53417060
>orks winning armageddon

I think you missed the part where there's a DAEMONIC INCURSION on armageddon


The last time there was a daemonic incursion on armageddon ANGRON WAS THERE

>>53416939
>1.75 hits

FTFY

>>53417000
Why would you take 1.75 S8 hits when you can take, say, an Exterminator for 4 S7 hits?

>>53417105
it's a tire, anon thinks this means ork buggies

it's more likely new chaos space marine bikers

>>53417106
Isn't Angron coming back?

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>>53417074
fug u

>>53415799

enjoy your ban sicko

MODS!

(hehe, i've been banned for less)

>>53416939
it'll be Heavy 2D6 against units with 10 or more models
>>53417121
they haven't said he's coming back

but we got Magnus, Guilliman, now we're getting Mortarion

I think it's safe to say we'll get a Loyal Primarch and then Angron given how they've hinted at the DAEMONIC INCURSION ON ARMAGEDDON

>>53417106
Pretty sure his ass got banished for a few hundred years didn't it?

>>53417106
Prepare to see khorne get BTFO by grots and bail out by saying the bloodshed was all it wanted anyway, baka!

As cool as those new nurgle marines are they do NOT belong in a starter set lmao

>>53415799
The Emporer sheds a tear every day you don't post those on imgur

>>53417125
>D-Dad, please...

>>53417113
You're making assumptions about the Exterminator, and the BC does do D3 damage per hit. It's not too bad against vehicles and monstrous targets.

>>53417125
is fulgrim about to facefuck eidolon

>>53417132
Fair enough. I thought we were hinted that he was coming back there.

>>53417154
the daemonic incursion is the hint

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>>53416981
>tfw a battle sister won't gently choke you with her toned thighs from drilling at the scholera
Why live?

>>53417150
Probably about to cuck him.

>>53417150
>about
that's post the act

he's trying to make him chew and swallow

>>53417150
Eidolon is Pepsi

>>53417165
Let me guess....they peg that guy under the guise of "flagellation"?

>>53417186
Sisters don't need an excuse
They aren't required to be celebate, it's just usually they're too busy worshiping the emperor and doing battle drills to make time, because nothing takes priority over the emperor

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>>53417147
i play asexual fungi, but not gonna lie.
the idea of BIG BURLY GAY primarchs speaks to me on so many levels