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2d6th for unreliable charge

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2nd for "my army is no longer playable." Nerfing summoning was obviously needed to make Word Bearers in line with Death Guard...plus I imagine most this list will be illegal due to GW not making models for it/there being no more formations/Warlord traits. I'm going to miss Warlord Psyker Defiler.

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Hide your everything, massed 6+ wounding rolls are coming near you.

Here's a thought: If independent characters grant nearby units special traits, then maybe we could have a Tank Commander who grants crazy infantry bonuses.

Obadiah Scheffer and his Vanquishers of loudness anyone?

>>53206521
It's almost like basing an army on getting free points is something they want to avoid.

>>53206541
And what exactly is wrong with that? It's almost like having some way to replenish losses over the scope of the game serves as a way to protect against alpha or beta strikes (like mass Lictorshame or mass Warp Spiders)...

This was a themed build, designed around a funny gimmick (a Word Bearer Defiler being able to summon stuff), with a few supporting pieces to round it off. I seriously doubt there's anything OP about that.

So, can anyone explain how the new hitting/wounding system mixes with weapon type?

So, let's take the Battle Canon, since this is the weapon that made me realize I didn't understand. Assuming it's shot by a guardmen, it'll probably be 4+ to hit. Now the Battle Canon is a Heavy D6 weapon type.

Does this mean I roll a D6 to get the number of dice I get to "shoot with"? Or does this mean that if I hit once, I hit D6 models in the squad? And then each model hit would suffer D6 wounds, if they failed their save?

Oppositely, if I'm shooting say, a Dreadnaught, can my Battle Canon hit the dreadnaught 3 or 4 times, each "hit" doing D6 wounds?


TL;DR someone please explain how shooing works now.

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Just finished the last game of 7th I'll have with my group, it's funny how (as a mech guard player) my lists have been called overpowered and units like Pask have been the centre of people's nightmares over the last year. Us guard players have been playing bloody tooth and nail this addition, and have been doing ok despite all the online bitching. Can't wait for 8th too!

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Anyone know the right magnet size for magnetizing infantry bases?
As well good parts to convert Cadians to look more like Valhallans?

>>53206695
I am not waiting for my wall of AV 14 Leman Russ Tanks to change into T8 vehicles that can be destroyed by bolter fire.

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>>53206700
Take cadians shave off the shoulders greenstuff a scarf and use pig iron heads.
I have actual valhallans but i use these guys as conscripts

>>53206739
meh, I'm a chimera chassis player who plays pask as the only lemans in their list. To me I can't wait.

>>53206613
It's simple:
Roll a D6. This is the number of attacks the battle cannon makes.
Roll that number of dice. Collect the ones that made a 4+, just like a shooting attack.
Roll strength 8 vs enemy toughness
Enemy rolls saves
For every unsaved attack, roll D3 for the number of wounds the unit takes. The D3 does not spill over to other units.

>>53206858
That's a huge nerf.

>>53206858
I thought you saved versus number of wounds, not save against hits and then receive multiple wounds?

>>53206925
It's a big buff against single targets.

>>53206739
Man I know that feeling. I preferred being able to identify the threats to my tank and angling the armor accordingly. Now it's "Yep, that's definitely a threat. Can't really do anything about it because I'll fire at BS2 if I move and the attack will effect me just as much from the front as the rear."

or in other words...

"Oh, look, a meltagun behind me. Ah well, I can take it: I got 7 wounds!"

Yes.

>>53206943
No. If you hit a terminator, and you roll a 2+ to wound him and succeed, then he rolls is 2+ armor save (now negated to 4+ armor save courtesy of the new AP rules) and only if he fails do you roll the D3. If you roll a 2 or better you kill that model and move on to the next model and roll another D3. If your were to roll a 1 on that next terminator then the terminator would have one would left, even if you rolled 3 damage on the previous terminator.

>>53206953
And doing things like having a squad of guardsmen hugging the back of the tank to provide the AV10 area with a cover save from deep strikers as well as protecting the squad from small arms fire coming in from the front was both fun and fluffy.

Now we might as well just not give any infantry support to the tanks as they are basically mini MCs.

>>53206954
No.

>>53207033
>I will never be able to do this on the tabletop effectively ever again :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q21AazXT9xo

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>>53207033
>don't give infantry support to your tanks
>50 hormagaunts blitz through the board and eats your lemons

>>53207063
Tanks get to attack back and your precious Hormagaunts wound on 2s.

Assume WS=3+
50*2/3=33.3
33.3*1/6=5.5
Save 3+ so
5.5*1/3=2 wounds max.
10 to go, my fellow horde player!


Yea I'm not scared of your silly bugs anymore.

>>53207127
Max? Sorry. I meant average.

>>53207127
>Gaunts only have 1 attack on the charge

Morale was fucking raped. So basically if I'm marines and lose 3 models I can get anally fucked.

>>53207154
If you have 10 marines and lose 3 models, you lose 2 more if you roll a 6, barring any changes from what Atsnkf does

>>53207149
Even if we assume they have 2 attacks on the charge (which they should), that's still not enough to even cause critical damage.

>>53206996
Well that's dumb. All-or-nothing is silly.

>>53207154
I actually like the new morale rules because they account for individual soldiers running or trying to pull wounded guys to safety etc, but it's Orks and IG who will suffer the most from these rule changes.
Maybe Eldar and Tau too.

>>53207214
I don't want 6 orks to die if 4 orks die, it's bullshit.

>>53207240
Mob Rule will negate it somehow

>>53207240
A) That already happened with Mob rule
B) if it didn't happen then you were probably having the entire blob of boyz start retreating anyway for several turn a until they regroup

Better to just take 4 off the back of the squad and move on

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Yet another example of a 7th list that simply won't work in 8th due to the way the rules were rewritten. This army has no HQs or characters, hence a Russ Warlord. This build relies on armor saturation and near-universal infiltrate/outflank, and mass Tank Hunters. Illegal of course.

>>53207131

I'd only buy it if I decided to go full ham on a SoS army, which won't even be a thing until FW finishes their lineup anyway. It's just funny that their other metallic is the same price, which is also the one I'd be more likely to buy because my SoB have silver armor.

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>summoning armies actually mad right now about not being able to double their army's points in one turn and destroy anybody else

>>53206536
I don't get this but it makes me laugh everytime because it's like the Knights are a bunch of easily spooked cattle.

>>53207046
Maby

>>53207276
>formation abusing cheeselord loses his army
Oh no!

>>53207214
>>53207240
Orks are better off with battleshock than the system in 7th.

In 7th
>lose a few Orks in shooting phase, either your dudes kill themselves or run away
>lose combat and lose the initiative test, entire unit dies

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>>53207297

>mfw daemons might actually be fun to play again now that retarded psychic shit and summoning is being reigned in

I was so very close to simply selling off my Tzeentch because it just wasn't a fun time.

SoB?

>>53207333
Stop crying baby.

>>53207357

Even been hit with a sack filled with 2000pts of metal toy soldiers?

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>>53207240
IZ YA SAYIN YOU DON WANNA CARRY SUM POOR GROT TO DA PAIN BOY AFTA SUM SPASS MAHRINE BLOWED HIS LEG OFF!!??!!

IT TAKEZ 4 OF YA TO DO IT!

>>53207322
>No Subterranean Uprising
>No Double First Curse
>No Flyrants + Mucoloid Tax
>No mass Magi to spam Summoning.

Because wanting to do a War Rig/Battletanx army is clearly formation abuse. Plus, it's a vehicle list for 7th edition. Try harder.

I want to sing a song to you, /tg/. It's GW and their change in their buisiness practices.

Games Workshop!
Gaaaaaames Worshop!
Gotta light, here it goes!
Selling 40k until it's dope!

[chorus]
OH LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW
OH LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW
empty pockets and xenos tears!
OH LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW

[verse]
No discounts for ten percent!
Models pricier than the rent!
For Rouge traders to 5th editions!
Money gamble comes to fruition!

[chorus]
OH LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW
OH LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW
empty pockets imperial tears!
OH LOW LOW LOW LOW

[verse]
Oh but here it came the 6th edition!
Reign of Chao's timely perdition!
Now we shoot and Tau and shoot!
Drown in jetbike and riptide doom!

[bridge]
Tears keep flowing forever more...
I'm running back into Forge World...
[guitar solo]

[chorus]
OH LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW
OH LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW
empty pockets and chaos tears!
OH LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW
they gonna squat my orks my nids!
OH LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW


>continue?

Though I'm pretty glad summon spam is getting nerfed, it kinds seems like really they just went 0-100 or in this case 100-0 with it. Like yeah Horror summon spam was retarded, and cult summon could get a little out of hand in smaller point games, but it seems to me they could have just nerfed Horror/tzeentch, not the entirety of the mechanic. Still willing to see how my first few games play out when 8th drops though

>>53206536
N-NANI!??!?!?

>>53207378
Kek.

What happens if I rape a Sister of Battle?

>>53207447
You know jack&shit about 8e genecults. Try harder.

>>53207328
Tzeentch in AOS is super fun to play so that'd have been a stupid idea regardless

>>53207526
She immolates herself alongside your dick.

>>53207568
That sounds hot.

So today was the first time I experienced an insane player.

Was playing Blood Angels versus Chaos Marines. Everything was alright except the guy I was playing against was major rule lawyering and every time I made a measurement with my tape, he would annoyingly use his own tape to measure what I just checked. Also he would debate that one of his marines was not under my flamer template, when clearly the base of it was, (for some reason he glued all his models so that they stood on the very edge of the bases and informed me that when it came to weapons I had to be able to -see- his model in entirely yet because they bases were 2 inches apart it was legal.

So besides the fact that this dude was a major tool, what REALLY drove me nuts was he made all his rolls without me seeing. What I mean is this guy would roll all his dice in a building used as terrain on the board, and conveniently I was not able to see whatever her rolled.

I bit my tongue at first but the amount of "lucky" rolls he was getting was insane.

He has to make 8 cover saves? He makes them all.
He is wounding me on 5s? Somehow I have to make 4 saves.

But what finally did it for me was when my squad of Death Company went to charge his chosen. Again he rolled in the building and somehow rolled 6 6s. And then killed 4 of my marines with Plasma.

This was just suppose to be a "friendly" match. So I was removing my killed models and asked him if from now on he could please roll his dice in the open so that we can both see the results. The fucker has the balls to look at me offended and say "Why?"

"Because it's just being courteous and it just seems like the dice gods have been really favoring you today."

He starts claiming I am accusing him of cheating and is telling me I am just being a sore loser. He also says he doesn't have to reveal his rolls. He was making such a scene that the guy who organizes the games came over and asked what was going on. Continue in next post.

>>53207535

I'd be lying if I said my army wasn't primarily princes and horrors because that's how I played in 5th. That doesn't do so well in AoS from what I've gathered. I have some failcast flamers, four metal 2nd Ed beaky flamers, a shitty metal LoC, a metal changeling, and like 5 metal screamers. I'd really need a tzeentch SC box for AoS if not more.

>>53207600
Continuing.

Immediately this guy points at me and starts telling the head that I am unjustly accusing him of cheating because he is beating my list. I explain that all I did was ask him to make his rolls in the open. The head just tells the guy to make the rolls out in the open. He quits saying all this has spoiled his mood and leaves with his army.

I talked to one of the guys who played the same dude earlier that day and apparently he was pulling the same bullshit. We both brought this up to the head guy and I guess he is gonna have a talk with this dude.

Has anyone else have games like these? Or just some THAT GUY stories?

>>53207644
not so intense as that (or 40k) but I once wiped approx 1/3 of an skaven army off the board on turn 1 with a mega purple sun of xereus down his battle line

he instantly conceded and packed up

>>53207607
DPs and Horrors are both excellent units, but they do have negative synergy with each other when done in excessive amounts because they steal from the same Lore of Change. Depends how many Flamers but that's actually a rather good start.

1x LOC, 1x Changeling, 1x DPoT, 3x Horrors, 1x Flamers, 2x Screamers makes a playable, if not exactly ideal list.

The amount of bullshit a Lord of Change throws out is criminal, I really want one.

>>53207600
>>53207644
>modeling for advantage
>Hiding his rolls
>playing csm
Yeah don't play with this faggot anymore, and call him out on his shit if you see him doing this to a noobie (or anybody)

>>53207688
Who the fuck doesn't just concede and restart the game?

>>53207644
We had this one guy years ago, maybe 4th edition. Played deathwing. Otherwise a nice guy, bit crazy but so were we. But when we played 40k he insisted on using the same single dice for his saves for each of the terminators. Not only did this slow down the game considerably I swear he saved abnormally high amount of 5+ invulnerables with that dice.

>>53207177
they have 3 you fuckwit

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>>53206416
Still waiting for plastic female guard.

>>53207705
he was very displeased

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>I play Chaos Space Marines

>>53207750
Obviously, but you've set up and rolled all your random bullshit that bogs down warhammer games then just walk away 6minutes in to the first turn. What a bitch

>>53207693

I thought the rule of 1 totally neutered horrors?

As for the flamers, I have a total of 7, though I used the beaks as Exalteds. They're smaller, though, so I kinda stopped.

What is "ideal" then?

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>>53207694
>>53207751
lots of bullying going on here
I will not stand for it

Tzaangors in 8th
Please let them still be thieving magpies

>>53207694
(Lets call That Guy John)
I am pretty new to this shop I play, but after speaking to a few people, no one really likes this guy but as far as everyone knows, this shop is his only hang out spot plus he blows all his pay checks at this place so the owner wants to keep him around.

I was talking to one of the major painters, one of the few guys who really goes all out painting his minis (and it really does show.) He told me whatever you do, don't touch John's models. Sure it's annoying to have people touch your shit without asking, but John will act like you committed a cardinal sin. Which is weird cause his army is never painted except for whatever he gets commissioned by dudes who charge enough to break the bank. But John will touch everyone's models without asking. Painter Bro told me on more than one occasion John has gone to his table, lifted one of his models off the board, looked at it and put it back (at the wrong spot) saying "looks good."

>>53207788

Ideal would be to use Arcanites, specifically Tzaangors, to bulk up the force and to stay far, far away from Screamers as they're dogshit.

7 flamers is better than I thought, that's two units. That's a ton of firepower. I love burning chariots but Flamers are honestly probably better considering you should be avoiding melee with them anyway, I just like how Chariots give you more movement freedom as well as capability in melee.

Rule of 1 did totally neuter horrors, but getting access to the Disciples of Tzeentch psychic lore to actually give them powers besides their one-of bolt and shield gave them a new lease on life, now they're excellent battleline units.

>>53207805
CSM are fine (if only because I love the painting schemes you can do with Nurgle and Tzeentch themed armies.

But they suffer the same problems as some other armies...

Tau's attract Weebs
Eldar Attract WAAC players
CSM attract neck beards.

>>53207859
been collecting since I was about 12 or 13
I liked khorne because he was red

>>53207898
That is adorable retarded.

Anyway the his point is some armies attract more kind of people. Not that everyone that play those armies are like that

>>53207859
>Tfw collect FW Chaos Dwarfs and plan on starting a Death Guard army as my 40k starter

A-Am I a neckbeard?

>>53207906
I know what you mean don't worry

>>53207859
Heresy Era Legions attract patricians that bathe regularly.

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>>53207751
>I play Astra Militarum

>>53207913
>>53207898
FFS, I meant that these factions tend to attract those kind of people, not that all those players are what I listed. Like what >>53207906
said.

But seeing as you two haven't been able to see that maybe you are neckbeards :^)

>>53207600
>>53207644
What an actual faggot
Never play him again

Also, nice repeating digits

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>>53207751
>I play Blood Angels

What's the best space marine anti tank that isn't a melta gun?

>>53208038
Multi-melta or Lascannon

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>>53208024
>I play orks

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>>53207957
Why do kids do these? Why do they waste so much money on stolen Valor just to get called out? Why disrespect the soldiers who work hard for their shiny metals?

>>53207154
you dumb motherfuckers, welcome to dat ork life

>>53208065
Because most of the time they won't get caught. It's disgusting but people do this shit all the time to the point where stores that have veteran's perks need to ask people to show their military IDs now.

>>53207717
We lose the extra attack on the charge in 8E. Sorry bro.

>>53206588
If you don't understand why free things in any game are bad, you don't understand enough about game design to be commenting at all.

>>53207821
Aren't autists supposed to have a strong sense of justice? Might just be an asshole though

>>53208174
>a strong sense of justice
They have a strong sense that their side is just, whether or not it is, so sort of?

>>53208174
Where the fuck did you get that? They generally just have to have things their way, and if someone doesn't fit what they think is how things should work they spazz out, because they can't comprehend someone else's values. They might yell about rules, but it doesn't mean they're consistent or make any sense in normal human interaction.

>>53208140
They'll honestly probably have one of the unique special rules that still grants it to them.

>>53207276
Woah, you have the Genestealer Cult codex? Shit, hook me up!

What's that? You're pulling stuff out of your ass?
What's that? We've already seen 3 FoC that let your HQ take a dedicated transport?

>>53207849

Ah yea, arcanites and shit. I did look through the new book because I have the tzeentch models. Maybe I'll get some mortals at some point, but I'll probably stick with daemons.

Is the Tzeentch lore good? I only skimmed it, so I'll have to take another look. Also, would my Prince be able to use the mortal lore?

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Superior japanese space marines are folded over a thousand times

Do you guys think they'll do any wargear consolidation for 8th? Certain units (first thing that comes to mind is tau commander/crisis suits) just have an absolutely absurd list of upgrades and weapons.

>>53208296
What is that, a recast? Those sculpts actually don't look half bad.

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>>53208314
No those are the JP exclusive collectable marines

>>53208296
Some good looking dudes. Are they from the new starter box?

>>53208233
Maybe its just that

>>53208319
kek
Are they the right scale?

>>53208319
>Feet are part of the base
>Look like gundam kits
>Spuer matches the general colour of the model.

Did GW actually do proper marketing research?

>>53208296
Have all of them been posted? There's like 13, right?

>>53208174
>Aren't autists supposed to have a strong sense of justice?

Not exactly. Autists have a strong sense of everyone having to follow rules. I work at a high school in a special ed department, and autistic kids will constantly come up to me during recess and such with things like "Timmy is listening to music without headphones". That's a rule we have because some of our kids get sensory overload and having to listen to someone else's music really annoys them. Or I'll be in class and if the teacher says "No talking" and someone talks, and the teacher says nothing, the autistic kids will really get on edge, because the rules aren't being followed.

Now, the key here is that autistic people don't pick up on social rules. Unstated ones, like "Don't pick up someone else's mini without asking them first." "Don't stare at a chick's tits openly." "Don't loudly talk about sex in the middle of a crowded shop filled with customers and children.".

This is exacerbated by the attitude some gamers have of "I have no social skills, but now I'm in this space with other people who also don't have social skills, so I don't need to develop social skills." Because autistic people can very much learn social skills. You just don't learn them automatically like most people do during early development. The kids I work with, by the time they graduate from Grade 12 are, for the most part, quite socially well adjusted. But too many gamers think they don't have to try.

>>53208296
Are those Infinity marines?! So dynamic! So mono pose!

>>53208324
Nope, Japon only.

>>53207731
Victoria Miniatures anon, you won't be disappointed.

>>53208368
>professional make a good post about a subject
Can we just get back to shitposting? Quality posts make me uncomfortable.

>>53208396
>$50 for 10 man guard squad
im disappointed

>>53208368
Does the entire high school get recess or just these guys?

>>53208062
I am completely fine with this picture.

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>>53207276
>>This build relies on armor saturation
It will still have lots of vehicles that will over saturate weapons that are good against them. It would always have the problem of doing poorly against anyone with lost of mid strength weapons like auto cannons or missile pods

>>and near-universal infiltrate/outflank
What's the problem? I've not heard that those rules won't be included

>>and mass Tank Hunters
Again what's the problem? Tank Hunters is no longer as necessary and they may still get that in some form

Basically more sky is falling bullshit

>>53208405
When the USA goes to sleep magical things happen.

>>53206757
Fucking awesome anon. I love it.

>>53208419

Whole school gets two breaks. Our kids are no different; they follow the same schedule. They're not especially high level when it comes to their disabilities; we're not a special school.

>>53208368
>But too many gamers think they don't have to try.

Fucking this. Jesus Christ the place I play at has too many people like this. Maybe I am lucky and I work in an industry where banter is constant and you either learn to adapt or get out. But I swear I will be trying to have a conversation with one of the players and they won't look you in the eyes or act with a superiority complex.

>>53207214
We got Commissars for that! We'll be fine!

>>53207485
It'll be fine.
It's just mid-match list tailoring now, instead of free points. Outside lists designed entire to get a free army it wont be an issue, I reckon.

>>53208296
Hentai Doujinshi of Rowboat and Yvraine when?

>>53208509
>he doesn't know

What are the chances that they release a brand new set of the basic 10 tactical/chaos space marine models with 8th ed?

Not counting the numarines of course.

>>53208519
More likely than a new set of Ork boys, Guardsmen or god forbid basic troop choice for SoB.

That is like asking if water is wet

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What are you anons working on tonight?

I'm doing some birthday night painting trying to knock out the final highlight layer on these damn Reavers. It's been slow progress.

>>53208519
>basic
0%, but we'll probably get new nurgle marine plastics

>>53208517
Well it's not on exhentai so link or it didn't happen

>>53208529
Building the rest of a Missile Devastator squad. Going pretty well, though I'm still antsy about doing the details on the shoulder pads.

>>53208529
Painting a Calidus Assassin, a Plaguebearer and a Orc lineman from Blood Bowl, and doing so testing new techniques/color schemes.

I'm still deciding in going full chaos or full agents of the Imperium for 8th.

>>53208529
same thing I do every night, just painting some boyz

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>>53208529
Working on a chimera. Need to do weathering now.

>>53208529
Happy birthday you fuck

>>53208529
Going over list ideas to see how many Burnas and Skorchas I could fit into an Ork army.

Debating between starting up those or guard for 8th.

>>53208572
Much appreciated.

>>53208519
>new set of the basic 10 tactical

None, tactical kit was just updated. Chaos marines sure but not tacticals and I would not be surprised if GW starts to replace current marine line with nu-marines.

I think its more likely GW will just update the Black Templar upgrade kit.

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>>53208529
'appy birthday m8
Just getting my SWA killteam fieldable. I've been putting it off for a while. I probably average a model done every few days

>>53207305
It's based on an awful copypasta that one anon posted every thread for several days, in which he described a hypothetical scenario where Fabius Bile melee's a trio of Titans, kills one instantly due to instant death, and the other two run away due to battleshock. It was repeatedly pointed out how this was impossible on a number of levels, but he kept posting it, so it started to be made fun of each time it was posted, leading to images like the above.

>>53208529
HPBD you brilliant bastard.
Reflecting on myself for spilling half of the Carroburg Crimson tonight.

>>53208529
Nothing, as my box of wyches still isn't in yet :(

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>>53208529
Just finished my Tac marine with a Meltagun. Now debating if I want to work on my next marine or maybe finish up my non-jump pack Death Company Marine with a Bolter and maybe try and green stuff some long hair.

>>53208529
Happy birthday.

>>53208529
I have two Rhinos that need to be assemble and converted.

Can you guess the army?

>>53208529
Trying to put the finishing touches on some Berserkers for my Black Legion list. Hoping the Blood God will make the assault phase great again this edition.

>>53208596
Thanks. I got a box of Wyches just for SW:A. I'll be WYSIWYG-ing them for it, but I hope 8th lets us use them effectively.
>>53208626
It's okay, I spilled half a FRESH bottle of Nuln Oil last month. Still kicking myself for not setting it down with sticky tac.
>>53208640
Thank you.
>>53208652
>converted
Either Sisters or some Chaos Marine flavor...Slaanesh?

>>53208529
Happy Birthday, anon.

I'm working on some Deathwatch. Suffer not the Alien to Live, battle brother!

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>>53208662
Kind of correct. Witch Hunters

>>53208509
>>53208517
>>53208546
>fat foreveralone faggots actually looking for doujins of freaking space marines & hideous space elf hags
Why are you people so fucking embarrassing. This is why we get these shit pandering romance sub-plots in narrative 40k books now, because of you pathetic waifu fags. Why can't you separate your gaming hobby from your dick and jerk off to moe anime loli's like the rest of us without crossing it into 40k .

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Is there a good way to get the heads/arms off models without causing too much damage? I was looking at the Ebay route for Guard, and wanted to know how hard it would be to customize them.

>>53208725
Jewelers saw or hobby knife

>>53208725
Jewlers saw.

Think a coping saw but with an extremely fine blade.

IMO it's a must for anyone that wants to do conversions.

>>53208412
>>53208368
>But too many gamers think they don't have to try.
This is one of the reasons I'm pushing for my friends and family to get into the hobby. If I never have to enter another hobby shop again, I'll die happy.

It's one of the reasons I'm so glad Shadow War came out, it makes entry pretty damn easy.

>>53208662
>sticky tac

Holy fuck. That's brilliant.

>>53207305

The joke is that pre-8th Fabulous Bill had instant death, and so because in 8th anything can wound anything it was assumed to be theoretically possible for him to one-shot knights now.

Of course we know that instant death no longer exists, but since when did reality ever get in the way of a dank meme.

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BROTHERS!

>>53208804
It's so fucking useful. That shit made painting so much easier for me when I figured out I can put the mini on a wine cork and get to rotate it as much as I want for brush access without having to actually touch the model. It's a godsend.

>>53208893

I've done that for awhile now, but I never thought to stick wash bottle down with it.

>>53208762
I'm gonna try to get my brother into at least Shadow War eventually. I wanna buy him a small squad box of something since it's pretty much all you need for SW but I dunno what army he'd like though. We haven't talked much in years and he lives eight hours away.

>>53208710
>pathetic loser on a sumerian bonecrafting site insulting other pathetic losers in a cringey attempt to earn points from nobody in a thread about a game nobody is playing

>>53208337
they contracted production out to another company

>>53208348
I haven't seen all 12 yet

>>53208332
they appear to be

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Ok here is what I got:

60 Power Armor Marines
10 Terminators
Terminator Captain
Chaplain in Power Armor
2 Dreadnoughts

What should I be looking out to round out Marine Force? I was thinking maybe Scouts and/or Rhinos.

>>53208979
Some form of transport for sure. Rhinos, Razorbacks, Drop pods, Land Raiders, anything

>>53208979
Definitely vehicles. Rhinos are gonna be assault this edition, so I'd say they're safe.

>>53208979
Transports

>>53208979
rhinos for sure

scouts maybe depending on play style

some fun HQ options (like a librarian)

stick to the basics for now because it remains to be seen what things will be like in 8th

>>53208595
Oh fuck don't say that. I just finished a whole count-as-Vanguard Veterans with my Sword Brethren and actual Vanguard Vets using the conversion kit.

I still want it though. That and decent chapter tactics, GW plz

>>53208979
That's a pair of Calth boxes if I ever saw one.

I have the same plus a Prospero box

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>assaulting from any vehicle in 8th
>charger strikes first
Are fish of fury coming back? Should /40kg/ learn to fear the Breacher?

>>53208960
>implying all these implications
>this butthurt I insulted his ugly waifu
I don't give a fuck about "internet points" from random anonymous fags, I give a fuck about the writing in 40k getting worse because jewW realizes that cringey waifufags will eat that stupid shit up and give them more money for barefoot space elf bitches if they ship them with smurfs.

>>53209042
Nope. But Blood Angels will be good again.

>>53209035

Indeed it is, though I got the Assault Cannons from FW for the Cataphracti Terminators. Got a good deal on two boxes when it came out and just recently got around to building them.

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Why are sisters of battle such pervs?

Did GW say if you'll be able to assault from a drop pod on the turn it arrives?

>>53208567
good looking

>>53209042
>Hitting on a 5+

No more than before

>>53209042
>give them some hot pulse blasts to the face
>proceed to unleash the fury of ws5+ s3 a1

>>53209050
>Implying I actually give a shit about the two worst factions in a setting that has garbage writing to begin with
>Getting devastated because an uninvested third party anon called out the crying grimdark loser

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>>53209050
GW loves Eldar and Smurfs above everyone else lad.

>>53209096
Because a lot of their players are thirsty dudes with poor social skills.

>>53209086
>asscannons

I'm [spoilers]Night Lords[/spoiler], so I don't have the luxury of asscannons. However, the new/old combi-weappns have me hard as diamonds. I was hoping to find someone to trade some Catas for Tarts, though. The Tarts I got from china were iffy at best, and the weapons hardly look usable. I haven't bothered putting much work into them yet, though.

>>53209097
They have avoided mentioning it directly. It's implied, but we'll see.

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>>53209143
No I mean the sisters themselves, not the players

>>53206757
How exactly did you get the shoulder pads off?
I'm working my files right now and it seems it'll be a bit hard to get a smooth-ish finish.

>>53209050
>tfw geedubs will never pander to me with genestealer cult hypnosis gangbangs

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I can't stop buying space marine models from the early to mid 90s off ebay

>>53208725
I just use a hobby knife, but whenever I'm about to cut something large like an army I grab a brand new blade to minimize the necessary force and prevent a bad cut.

>>53208529
Taking full advantage of the Cadian's many, many, MANY, MAAAANY different parts and bits and sculpts to build some new "thematic" squads. First up: A walking wounded squad. Then I'll do a PCS whose theme I haven't decided yet, and then a squad of grenadiers throwing grenades. After building four generic riflemen squads I figured I'd need to get creative or else fall into the same rut most guard players and non-cadian guard in particular fall into: That of endless, souless batch-painting of the same 12 dudes over and over and over again.

Then I got to work on my techpriests: I got a metal sculpt techpriest in the mail and boy is he tiny! Gotta convert some tempestus scions into servitors, build a new Leman Russ or Chimera, and then the final remaining chimera or Russ. And then, after all that, I need to finish simple greening my first batch of Cadians and repaint that generic rifle squad.

It's gunna be a while before my store makes any model money off me. Too much backlog! AAAH!

>>53209200
>blighttown.gif

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>>53209200
Hello me

>>53209200

Better than buying china shit that you haven't even used yet for boxes of shit you have barely touched, while also buying shit for another army entirely.

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>>53209042
>charging with tau

>>53209096
Oh hey, you're the Russian Comic anon. Yea, I got your translation for the second one, with just the girl and dimetrius. I won't post a picture because this is a blue board, but I have the translation.

> "May I at least open my eyes?.."
> "Of course not, get rid of those heretical thoughts, Brother Dimetrius!"

>>53209275
I'm sure Sun Tzu has a quote about surprising the enemy with unconventional tactics somewhere.

>>53209340
I dunno what you're talking about

can you upload it to imgur and post a link pls

>>53208142
Except it's not exactly free if you're paying points and Warp Charge to pull off said summons in the first place. It's called opportunity cost. Unless you have a proper plan for such, plus the actual momentum in summoning new units is generally outpaced by the amount of dakka in your average 40k game.

Free units are a legitimate mechanic for some armies, and have been part of 40k for quite some time now (Without Number Tyranids, Chenkov Conscripts, Tervigons, etc). Usually these end up not actually being as powerful as they'd appear, simply because creating chaff ends up not helping you actually kill your foe.

Now, some other changes could be done of course. Make Sacrifice a 2 WC power, require players to declare what they want to summon before they attempt to manifest a power, make GSC summons roll a D3 (instead of a D6) on the Cult Ambush table, etc. But removing summoning altogether cuts deep, especially when the alternative is a game of "can I bubblewrap, hide in a corner, or max my null and go second?"

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>>53209042
> Tfw I was already collecting Pic Related when 8th edition gets dropped, with every intention that my tau were going to be Melee+Shooting.
> Tfw 8th edition gives us Assaulting from ANY VEHICLE
> Tfw my breachers always go first Except against Eldar... Fucking reece gave them "Always Strike First" from fantasy.

>>53209352
He also has a quote about only fighting battles that are already won.

So I guess if you're charging an inferior number of grots then it's a good move, but outside of that........

>>53206416
My players have found a TON of charge packs for their weapons. We haven't worked out the weight on it yet as their still on a transport, I'm going to limit it to their carry capacity, but one of my players wants to make IEDs from some of them.

What kind of damage and radius would that be? Also I'm thinking of having some risk involved in crafting them. What do you think would be appropriate? I'd rather not have him blowing up the entire party's transport.

>>53209357
http://imgur.com/a/QinD2

It's very NSFW, the comic anon has the original without censors, I'm hoping he gets this since he requested a translation.

>>53209397
fuck thats good art. Are you saying theres actually a full comic of that? my dick needs it

>>53209380
This isn't the 40kTTRPG thread.

>>53209380
>>53209424

Try here: >>53203553

>>53209360
>you're paying points and Warp Charge
Which you get anew every turn. What a horrible sacrifice.

>the actual momentum in summoning new units is generally outpaced by the amount of dakka in your average 40k game.
That is the case NOW. But by the looks of it it's very doubtfull that will still be the case next edition.

Also, the argument that you need to be able to summon in thousands of free points to stand a chance against the cheese armies is a poor one. That's like saying you need to be paralized because otherwise you'll feel the cancer.

>>53209380
Go with plasma grenades but subtract a die of damage, iirc.

>>53209042
If haywire grenades are still a thing it may actually have its uses. We'll have to wait and see I guess.

>>53209364
>gave them always strike first
That isn't true at all, don't spread lies

>>53209364
>Except against Eldar... Fucking reece gave them "Always Strike First" from fantasy.
Reece didn't give them anything, he's a playtester, not a designer.

And only Howling Banshees got that so far anyways.

So assuming the tau thing of overwatch when a nearby army gets charged remains, is there any legit way to get a melee character into combat with them?

They can't join a unit, so they have to make their own charge.
Overwatch isn't limited to one per turn, so charging with the bulky unit first wont help.
There's the 3' consolidation, but that requires you to have your IC already there, basically.

Am I missing something obvious?

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>>53209520

>>53209538
>Overwatch isn't limited to one per turn, so charging with the bulky unit first wont help.
Yes it does because you resolve charges one at a time and once they're locked in combat they can't overwatch anymore.

Also if the character isn't the closest unit they literally cannot shoot him at all.

>>53209541
Can Bob even hit Avatar without D-sword?

>>53209551
>Also if the character isn't the closest unit they literally cannot shoot him at all.

I wonder if that rule will mean a unit can't overwatch if the Character charges first but the unit next to him is closer

If so ... oh lawd.

>>53209578
...why wouldn't he be able to? S: D isn't even a thing in the new edition.

>>53209583
...huh. That's a real good point. That would basically let you hack the Overwatch rules.

>>53209424
>>53209455
My bad guys. On mobile and could have sworn I clicked 40krpg.
>>53209500
Thanks man. Will do.

>>53209551
Tau, at is stands, don't have to be the unit getting charged though, right? I think it's 12' range?
So you'll have units not locked in combat around that are able to over watch.

Also, it specifically states that they can't shoot them if they're not the closest during the shooting phase.
>To counter the fact that these Characters cannot join units and “hide” from enemy fire, there is a rule in the Shooting phase that means you can’t target a Character unless they are the closest enemy model.
I assumed this meant in other phases they could still be targeted.

>>53209608
6" range.

Good call about specifically mentioning the shooting phase, though.

My guess is that supporting fire, unlike normal Overwatch, WILL only be limited to once per phase.

>>53209380

There are stats in one of the games for overcharging a Las pack and detonating it. Use that.

>>53209604
If you want, when crafting them, if the player(s) fail by 3-5 degrees or more, it explodes in their face for half damage. Failing by 1 degree makes it useless but salvageable. Failing by 2 makes it completely useless.

>>53209050
I actually though her character design visually was quite good. Well stop there cause the write was horrendous.

>>53209624
>My guess is that supporting fire, unlike normal Overwatch, WILL only be limited to once per phase.

That'd be the easiest way, but all it requires is foregoing it a few turns and their character still can't make it to melee range.
I'm pretty sure it was even said you have to charge to get to melee, so you can't just walk up a turn or two later.

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>>53209042
>Tau
>Close combat
As an Ork guy, this amuses me SO much.

>>53209674
I won a game off of an assault with my Tau once.

Granted, it was pretty much just a last turn charge against a lone troop holding the deciding objective, but still

>>53208567
if only the cadia pattern was in the standard chimera box

Based on what we know about 8e and AOS, how do you guys think Orks will fare against Space Wolves? How do they fare against them now?

>>53209824
We know very little so...
Not a bloody clue?

>>53209869
Okay, then how about my second part of the question?

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ITT post your headcanon.

Here's mine:

Battlestar Galactica is a canon representation of The Dark Age of Technology.

>>53209891
The Dark Angels are actually loyalists

>>53209874
Well Orks typically fare poorly against all opponents at the moment.

>>53209986
It's sad for the greenskins, huh? I hope 8e helps us out.

>>53209994
Well chargers striking first is a net benefit for
>I2 melee race
But they should also probably get at LEAST some sort of support for being a melee race, so it seems pretty promising.

>>53209994
Same.

>>53209918
>look mom i posted it again

>>53210092
>spot the butthurt DAfag
Every time. Every single time. You guys are the most easily baited playerbase in 40k I swear to god.

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>dakkajets get 18 shots now
>probably more on a waaagh

>>53209364
It's funny: He thinks just because he's Tau he's going to have all the initiative.

>The Assault Marines Strike first, because they charged you first, because that predator annihilator managed to kill your transport in one 4-lasgun salvo.

>>53210104
>look mom i'm trolling on the four chans!

>>53210260
I wasn't even the guy who posted that, I just think it's hilarious how anytime someone does the Dark Angels not loyalists meme on here at least one guy has to immediately get so anus-ruffled he gives it a bitchy, womanly (You).

>>53210275
>oh shit, mom, he called me out, what do I do?
>i know, i'll pretend i'm not him! i hope i don't get a time out for lying on the internet

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>>53206522
>tfw i got a bunch of old plastic gretchin dirt cheep, and love customizing mek guns and looted a few vehicles with gretchin pilots, including a jet.
Also mek guns can move and shoot without snapshoting.

>>53210149
Really hoping they put out the ork faction focus soon. I need something to blindly base my unit purchases on.

>>53210275
It's because it's an old, worn out meme and usually people that post it act like it's some deep insight into the inner workings of 40k.

>>53210292
Jesus how are you so fucking mad

>>53210388
>oh god, he's still calling me out mom! this isn't fair!
>i'll just have to try and call him upset, maybe that'll upset him in real life too!

Why do Nurgle Plaguebearers are so cute?
When I opened this box I was expecting some cute Nurglings and some disgusting Plaguebearers but they seem so fucking happy. They all got the expression "holy shit I'm a fucking zombie demon mom! I did it!".

How can I -not- build an army of these fuckers? They seem so pleased with themselves.

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reminder
buy this, newbie

>>53210430
Because they know there is nothing to live for, why care for anything? LAUGH AS THE UNIVERSE ROTS AWAY!

>>53210406
Dude, you should probably just close this tab, like you're only proving his point by continuing to be atomically triggered.

>>53210455
>o-o-o-o-oh shit! h-how does h-he know e-e-e-e-everything i-i try t-t-t-t-to do?
>l-l-let me t-t-t-try c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-combining a-all t-t-those techniques f-from j-j-j-j-just n-now, w-w-w-will t-that throw h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-him off?

>>53210406
>maybe
You are clearly fucking upset, just calm down already. One anon made a cheeky shitpost in response to a question and you've become like a PMSing female about it.

>>53210485
I know it's hard as an autist, but sometimes you should understand you're being such an autistic loser it's attracting the attention of multiple people

>>53210505
Embarrassing.

How is it everytime there's shitposting it always comes back to cheetahanon?

>>53210505
Embarrassing.

>>53210505
>utterly no self-awareness
I feel so bad for the other DA players who have to be associated with you

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>>53210437

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>>53210535
>...he says, giving every indication that he's the emotionally unstable manchild behaving in this fashion
I can't get enough of these keks

>Tactical Marines went down in point cost
>"standard" game size increased by a third
Wew boy.

>>53210505
>>53210535
How can your heart take this level of fucking fury?

>>53210552
Maybe if we keep responding he'll have a heart attack and die while frantically trying to type out his cringey stutter impersonation and then we won't have to deal with easily baited faggots shitting up the general by responding so much to the trolls anymore.

>>53210551
Mind you they are also talking about general play times dipping a bit as well, so who knows how quick a 1500 point game might be once folks are pretty comfortable with the rules.

>>53210562
*autistic shrieking intensifies*

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I make one shitty post about Dark Angels' loyalty and come back an hour later to this shit.

>>53210535
Jesus Christ, man.
Have some fucking dignity.

>>53210563
>responds to every single person weighing in on his embarrassing behaviour
>tries to act like he isn't mad
You can just stop anytime now instead of continuing to make a scene and giving DAfags more of a bad name

>>53210576
SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE

>>53210576
He literally thinks it's all one samefag and that that samefag is you. I'm dying.

>>53208529
I just finished assembling a kitbashed Coldstar. I'm excited to get started with basing and painting.

>>53210576
>SKREEEEEEEEEE SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>53210577
>I FUCKING HATE DARK ANGELS SO MUCH SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>53210580
>MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>53210590
>*autistic shrieking intensifies to a point of untranscriptability*

>>53210590
Yeah it's great I'm expecting him to swallow the rage and either give up impotently or try and play it off as some kind of master troll. Regardless he'll probably still end up fuming for a few hours at the very least, probably grind his teeth thinking about it when he finally flops into his bed.

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>>53210608
Go to bed.

>>53206757
Those look awesome, nice work.

Yeah, I was thinking of making conscripts with 3rd party chests and legs, and then using all the extra IG arms I have for them, but the thought of shaving off all those shoulder pads to match sounds like it'd take a century.

Any tips from how you did it by chance? Or can you only confirm that it's soul killing work?

>>53210608
It's time to stop posting

>>53210615
>>53210621
*shrieking attains 20khz and becomes inaudible to human ears, causing extreme torment to dogs in a 1 mile radius*

>>53210608
Anon in all seriousness you're aware that this is how YOU are coming off to everyone else in the thread, right? Nobodies even trying to win an argument here, they just want you to stop making a fucking fool of yourself because it's derailing the thread.

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>>53210608
OI, LISTEN 'ERE YA GIT!

QUIT FOAMIN AT DA MOUF LIKE A RABID SQUIG AN' CALM DA ZOG DOWN ALREADY!

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>>53210437
Yet another fag falls for Tau.

>>53210608
Pls make sure you're in the thread the day GW releases the campaign book where Lion comes back and is confirmed a traitor, thx

>>53210629
I like this new 'shrieking Dark Angels player' meme

>>53210626
>>53210632
>>53210635
>>53210651
>>53210653
>*autistic shrieking attains 30khz and begins jamming radio transmissions in a 5 mile radius*
>*uproar can be heard as hundreds if not thousands of people have their radio and TV cut off*

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>>53210655
He's committed now, maybe he'll go till the thread auto-sages.

>>53210655
He's certainly spending a lot of effort coming up with new ways to project how mad he is

What the hell is going on in this thread?
And on a side note, I've seen a lot of stereotypes for factions, but haven't seen one for admech. How do you see admech players, /tg/?

>>53210149
>implying they won't just gut the amount of shots Ork twin-linked stuff will get

They won't leave in Dakkajets getting 18 S5 shots, or Warbikes getting 6 S5 shots each.

That many S5 shoots might harm marines. GW wants Orks to stay at the bottom of the barrel as a punching bag.

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>>53210668
Transhumanists
And I should know, I am one.

>>53210661
>>53210665
>*autistic shrieking attains 50khz, causing an EMP-esque effect in a 10 mile radius*
>*disaster strikes; thousands of people are brutally affected by the sudden loss of power*
>*meanwhile the CIA can be seen infiltrating under the cover of the chaos in an attempt to extract the autist as a combat weapon*

>>53210682
Careful! Don't let the CIA get you Dark Angels senpai

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>>53210682
>>53210690

>>53210668
One anon made the usual spoilered joke post saying Dark Angels are traitors

Typical DA autist gives him a (You) instead of ignoring it

Someone points out how those posts get (You)s every single time and DA players must get real easily butthurt

DA autist proves him 200% correct by going on to have an autistic fucking meltdown for like a dozen posts where he accuses everyone telling him to chill the fuck out of all being a samefag

Hilarity has sort of ensued

Expect this post to be linked alongside like 5 others in the next increasingly unstable greentext about how I'm actually the one who is mad

>Three attacks hitting on 3s, wounding on 3s with -2 rend, each doing D3 Wounds
>Additional D6 autohits wounding on 5s with -2 rend
>Probably can still use Smite in melee for additional unsaveable wound

How can other grunt chaos champions even compare?

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>>53210700
>*autistic shrieking breaks multiple world records as it attains 100khz*
>*the birds in the sky all drop dead, their brains destroyed from the loud high frequencies resonating through the air*
>*most if not all the people in the area have already been knocked out, their eardrums permanently ruptured from sounds they were unable to hear in the first place*

>*and lo, the autistic ShareWolf shill became the first ever noise marine*

>>53210700
I don't get it, is the greentexting anon the guy who was originally mad? Because this just seems like a really elaborate piece of performance art and to be honest with you I'm genuinely gripped by the story. I want to know how this CIA shit ends.

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>>53210672
>GW wants Orks to stay at the bottom of the barrel as a punching bag.
Quoting directly from the FAQ on weapons:
>"Orks as well, renowned for their habit of twin-linking for “more dakka”, gain a lot of bullets from this change. Just think about the number of shots those Waaagh!-planes will be firing now!"
Pretty sure GW doesn't intend for Orks to be the punching bag anymore that's the Tyranid's job!

>>53210711
Yes.

We're all fascinated by this.

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>looks professionally painted

Oh ebay. You scamp

>>53210711
see
>>53210615

Like I said, he'll probably try and play it off as an "epic master troll" yet again we idiotic anon /tg/ posters have been bamboozled by this titan of intellect.

>>53210733
Yep. We are clearly all one person who is supremely upset.

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>>53210709
What a letdown, I had such high hopes for the ending.

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>>53210740
>as the various black armored vans close in, operations director Schlomo Shekelberg thanked himself for installing soundproof vibrational padding for emergencies like this
>it had the side effect of occasionally microwaving the men inside but nonetheless it worked
>12 black vans closed in to the small suburban house as the shrieking reached 200khz, capable of jamming airplane flight signals
>but before they could enter, the shrieking suddenly attained 300khz, smashing the various armored soldiers aside as the sudden shockwave blew them away
>for the autist had inadvertently become a servant of slaanesh through his extreme noise, a daemon prince no less, and saw his assailants coming from miles away

I guess their aren't many admech players here, oh well.

>>53210757
What makes you think that?

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>>53210709
So DA autist becomes a noisemarine trying to deflect from the fact that he's looking like a complete butthurt buffoon?

I guess dat Lion git really was a traitor after all.

>>53210768
Only one person responded to the my stereotype question. But mostly it seems people are fairly neutral towards them.

We're the armored assaults only a temporary thing? The CSM says "Sold out online". If that's the case, I does that mean I missed out on my $10 unit of Marines if I wanted to buy a rhino?

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>>53210771
Top fucking cake

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>>53206536
Repostan

>>53208368
So... you work in a GW store?

>>53210781
The thread is too busy sperging out over the angry DA poster. Though I guess AdMech hasn't drawn enough attention to itself to make people develop stereotypes around it's players. We're just kinda there.

>>53210788
Yes, it was temporary

Maybe they'll reinstate it for 8th ed launch?

>>53210771
Fitting really. Do anything it takes to drown out anyone who suggests Dark Angels might be traitors.

>>53210805

That's such shit. I figured that was the new standard. I'm so upset. How can I bring myself to ever just buy a rhino now?

>>53210801
I suppose no reputation is better then a poor one.

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>>53210809
>the newly born daemon prince rose from the small flimsy house, smashing aside cheap wood panels and pathetic concrete
>his contacts from Fenris Matters were in panic, for they were aware of this potentially happening
>the daemon prince pushed his fursuits aside, smashing his pathetic Space Wolves miniature collection, and proceeded to stomp on the puny humans attempting to assault him
>no number of bullets were able to hurt him, for his slaaneshi might turned pain into pleasure
>as more vans pulled in, with armored jeeps accompanying them, the prince roared, detonating the gasoline in the vehicles and killing hundreds of armed men

>>53210809
It's not really drowning it out by reminding everyone about it every dozen posts.

>>53210781
Why would admech players know their own stereotype, you're better of getting non admech players to say how they view admech players.

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>>53208529
Got really distracted for a bit, but here they are. Done with the major highlights. Shit is tiring.

>>53210837

Fuck man. You make me just want to put my dark eldar away and never touch them again. My shit looks like shit.

>>53210834
I was asking for any opinions, from any faction.

>>53210406
It's time to stop posting, even if you're just trying to troll. This isn't /b/. They're not responding because you're making people rage, they're responding because it's pathetic. No one's going to think you're cool.

>>53210856
From my experience Ive found that black templar are particularly zealous of their faction and generally go to great lengths to play like the fluff.

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>>53210831
>It's not really drowning it out by reminding everyone about it every dozen posts.
So... Just like Dark Angels in game reminding "EVERYONE THAT THEY'RE MOST LOYALLY LOYAL CHAPTER AND THEIR PRIMARCH'S WAS NEVER A TRAITOR, AND ONLY A TRAITOR TO THE IMPERIUM WOULD EVER IMPLY SUCH A THING!"
... all the bloody time.
>>53210872
Shush. We're poking it with sticks to see what it does. Quit ruining our fun.

>>53210878
He was asking for opinions of AdMech players from any other faction.

>>53210887
But it's the same generic shit, this one's just like watching a compilation of "someone disagreed with me" posts. Spam is spam, even if it looks like someone's mad. Or even if they are actually autistic.

>>53210831
>>53210872
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>>53210905
>with this fresh sacrifice to slaanesh, a portal to the warp opened, as hordes of daemonettes and keepers of secrets poured through the crack in reality
>the slaughter grew and grew, as the endless pink tide tore through the black armored men
>not even tanks were capable of ending their ceaseless waves as they were simply shredded asunder
>no amount of weaponry could hold off the forces of the warp
>this concerned Schlomo, for he knew that this could potentially be the end of his career
>how could he possibly stop a horrific beast like this, would the goyim finally know the truth about the universe?
>"OY VEY" he shouted, as he watched US currency drop like a rocket as the various investors around the world learnt of the events transpiring

>>53210914
Okay I didn't scroll down enough. This is getting creative. Carry on.

>>53210715
For example, the Warbike.

Currently it's Assault 3 twin-linked. I'll honestly be shocked if it stays that way.

My guess is that it'll go down to Assault 2 twin-linked at a minimum.

>>53210923
>meanwhile, the king jew, George Soros sat in his ivory tower, for he had planned and manipulated this event into reality for years to come
>he already planted the seeds of hatred for the Dark Angels inside the unknowing young psyker's mind, and he had used his severe autism as a weapon in his own organization, ShareWolf
>he did predict the incorrect god, he had believed the young one would turn to Khorne, in that case the entire US would be brutally slaughtered before being nuked by Russia and China
>but it mattered not, for this was all part of his plan to #ImpeachDrumpf

>meanwhile, as thousands of US armed forces closed in, the growing mass of daemonic filth expanded
>the jets were torn out of the sky by towering greater daemons while chariots shredded ground troops to a fine paste
>the slaaneshi daemons were feeling unrivaled pleasure from the fury of battle, the feeling of unrivaled triumph. of glory
>nothing could stop the hordes of chaos now

>>53210951
Well, for comparison, Eldar Jetbikes and Space Marine bikes would both be putting out 4 shots themselves, while having 3+ BS isntead of 5+

6 shots is 2 S5 hits for an Ork, compared to the ~3 S4 hits a Marine/Eldar would be getting. Granted, they also have to get a bit closer to do so, but they'll also probably end up with faster bikes so it evens out.

Lowering it by 1 to make it 4 shots would just be shitty.

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so im looking in starting a space marine army and i love the look and conversion potential of chapter masters in terminator armor. i know 8th is just around the corner but for 7th are they any good, and what weapons do people usually take on them, i love how lightning claws look but if i went with that what other weapon would go well with it?

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>>53210856
As an Ork player who hasn't been active since before AdMech were an actual faction...

Their gear looks good. Would be fun to loot if I still use Looted Vehicles.

>>53211026

Hold off on purchasing, Marines might be getting Truescaled which means either: 1. new kit for you to buy 2. cheap old kit from ragequitters on ebay.

>>53211028
If only they had vehicles to loot.

>>53211026
Combi-weapons are shaping up to be really good in 8th. A combi-melta or flamer might be good alongside a claw for dropping in, burning something, and then moving in to slice it with the claw.

Stormshields are also a popular choice

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>>53210837
Looks solid. I did a similar thing with mine, but my hand isn't quite as steady for those fine lines