/cyoag/ - CYOA General

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>>53169675
Here's to another thread full of shitposting and moronic arguments. Cheers.

>>53169675
I think it's unfinished and the author disappeared.

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>>53169675
Does someone else get turned on when narrators in a cyoa insult you?

>>53169731
If this doesn't end with the blond kid making the brunette his bitch then it's trash

>>53169731
You'll like my CYOA then.

>>53169731
i could just insult you here

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>>53169721
Speaking of unfinished CYOAs, here's one that author posted WIP of and then it got popular and he got scared that the actual thing won't be that good and I think he died.

What kinda moron posts their cyoas. I keep them firmly in my own head, where they shine like a brilliant jewel. Why would you taint them by exposing them to this imperfect world where group of illiterate morons will descent on it like horde of retarded baboons, humping and shitting and humping their shit all over your crown jewel. Imagination is the key to infinity. Maybe at some point I'll stop being so lazy and put something on paper.

>>53169928
>My finished works will never get as posted as someone's abortion
Why even try senpai

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>>53169967

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Could somebody post some Photoshop tutorials for CYOAs? I've been creating a draft for a few but can't make it look decent.

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>>53169967
>>53169991

Can whoever made it post the full Worm cyoa

>>53170000
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0Bwl-aJm3wG4nR2hvU3BBTjluU1k


These are super helpful and really easy to follow.

>>53170000
Chest should be more masculine and she needs a penis. 7/10

>>53169987
tell me what it is and i'll tell you that it sucks, then I can post it.

But that's easy to post since it's one page and it will get replies because there's one choice only tho they are kinda interesting so there's no effort involved.

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>>53169928
Because mine is beautiful.

>>53170053
I was simply saying if I ever did make one. As other anons have pointed out before most things here get forgotten pretty quickly

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>>53170029
Much appreciated, thanks.

>>53169928
>I think he died.
He posted the first part of that one CYOA where you were saved from some villain's lotus eater dealie (i.e. this current existence), and were actually on your way to some superhero school.

>>53169967
Is the CYOA finished? there is this black space in the last one so i am not sure

>>53170024
Which one? There's at least five different versions or something.

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>>53170024

>>53170116
The one he posted the WIP of the last thread
Version 5 IIRC

>>53170104
I am thinking of adding events. But it might be finished if not. I don't really have any events in mind, aside from a mysterious pilot crash landing onto the island. Also maybe a heavy rain event.

>>53170116
>>53170024
Lets see there's..
Original Wurm (Kaleidoscope power)
Alternative Wurm (Kid Win Mode)
Revised 2 (god/standard/skitter)
Revised 3 (god/standard/skitter)
Version 4 (WormAnon's version)
Version 5 (3_tankista's version)

>>53170200
Hmm what about something about a blood moon and the enemies become stronger or relentless?

>>53170200
Add an NTR event.

>>53170236
Well I want the events to be balanced. Every event has an advantage and disadvantage. When the pilot crashes, he may be alive or dead. He may have useful items at the crash spot or perhaps it will only draw monsters if you choose to visit it. If he is alive he might not be friendly. The rain would take care of slimes but also hinder your movement and possibly increase the aquatic environments of some of the monsters.

So, maybe the blood moon would make monsters more powerful/aggressive but also less rational?

>>53170293
Yes you could also make that the next day the enemies are more lethargic and easier do deal with

>>53170116
>>53170217
>>53170024
https://pastebin.com/avqyp3dg

>>53170155

Entry: Self insert

Difficulty: Standard

Powers:

Eidolon
Power Manipulation
Kaleidoscope

Companions

Friends

Perks:

Shattered Limiter
Blank

Drawbacks:

Marked:
Wards
Empire Eighty Eight
Azn Bad boys


There, more than powerful enough to get by, and all of my friends get both a power and a perk. If they hate me for taking them away from their homes, I can even send them back. I also have basically as much flexibility with my powers as I could ever need.

>>53170470
>all of my friends
>Friends
>
It's ok, anon. You can cry.

>>53170395
I like 3_tankista's the best for the wide variety of powers
All the others are standard worldbreaking powers

>>53170920
Sorry, but DSA is the one to make the CYOA proving his status.

>>53170929
>he couldn't handle not having the last word so he had to reply in the next thread
[insert laughter here]

>>53170953
>You were actually attempting to get the last word.
How pathetic can you be?

At least you're not DSA, I guess.

>>53170967
No, but it seems you were.

That's not how you spell your name once again, but yes, I'm pretty glad I'm not you.

>>53170994
I wasn't. I was responding to an annoying gnat who kept going 'no u'.

But you don't seem to get it. What you think about me is irrelevant. That DSA is a terrible fucking person is a bald fact. And an annoying gnat like you still hasn't descended to his level.

>>53171020
I noticed in an earlier reply you did not deny being a cuck.

Self hating cuck?

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>>53170929
>>53170953
>>53170967
>>53170994

>>53170994
Have mercy on him. He's delusional and/or retarded. He probably can't spell his own name. And his efforts won't change anybody's mind, so don't waste your breath on feeding the trolls.

>>53171039
Sorry anon, but see that post you're referring to again >>53170929 .

>>53171055
It's just kind of fun to poke the retard with a stick.

Hey DSA, look. You're ruining a thread you haven't even posted in! And at the very start too. Your fans won't even listen to your wishes and keep drama at the end of the thread.

This shows how much of a terrible fucking stain you are on this community. That you ruin everything just from existing.

>>53171083
>anon ruins the thread by shitposting about DSA
>blames DSA for his own shitposting
You have control over your own actions, believe it or not.

>>53171083
You do realize this thread would be perfectly fine if you didn't drool on your keyboard, right? Not a singe person would be annoyed.

>>53171108
DSA is to blame for his own actions and his own existence. DSA's fans are to blame for their own. Nobody else is. If DSA does something awful and his fans shitpost to defend it, that's their fault.

>>53171131
Everything in this post is so utterly divorced from reality that it's downright surreal.

>>53171159
Why are you talking about your own post like that?

>>53171083
Who is DSA?

>>53171164
I won't reply again after this, but I just want to say I'm sorry, and I really do hope someday you feel better about yourself anon.

>>53171185
De Stardust Anon

>>53171185
He's some asshole who made an NTR cyoa and then whined about people righteously hating him for his fetishes.

>>53171131
>DSA is to blame for... his own existence.
DSA is God, all praise DSA

>>53171185
A literal saint.

>>53171185
Derelict Station anon, apparently a new target for shitposters.

>>53171202
>>53171185
He's a guy who has made many different CYOAs including the recent Urban Unease one.

He made an NTR CYOA once as a joke, and is generally nice to everyone, even the retarded troll who won't shut up about said NTR CYOA.

>>53171185
The creator of Derelict Station, The Village, Urban Unease, GFD and other things. And that troll is under the opinion the NTR CYOA he did back in reaction to another author being called a cuck was more than a joke.

>>53171227
It's pretty clear the delusional one is this guy who thinks that spending your time and thoughts on making an NTR CYOA somehow means you don't like NTR.

>>53171200
made me laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXd1ceHdn1w

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This has all been very unfortunate. I'll take this as a lesson to make myself scarce except when posting a new CYOA, for those who are just tuning in or will tune in later, I apologize for the part I played in all of this.

>>53171247
So you must love it since you've spent way more time discussing it just today then he did making the CYOA.

>>53171227
Didn't he also do that cow one where you're encouraged to cripple and murder for food these cowgirls that were made from human women? It seems like he's a bad apple in general.

>>53171258
DSA, please ignore the retard, it is not your fault and you can be here as much as you want.

He is a literal bully who is targeting you because he knows you'll actually react like this when most would just shitpost back.

>>53171258
Don't be. You're not responsible for other people's actions

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>>53171258
You're welcome.

>>53171258
You played no part in this though.

>>53171286
He made something repugnant.

>>53170155
So what's the least broken of these insane powers? It feels almost like Eidolon, because as useful as five powers perfectly fitting the situation would be, they're only powers viable within the scope of Worm, while everything else is far beyond it.

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>>53171285
>Taco Bell.jpg

>>53171258
>Implying anyone wants to see you here again after this.

>>53171296
Wait, he's your mom? How does that work?

>>53171266
I've been talking about a terrible human being, anon.

>>53171040
AI CYOA:
>Talia
Primary Class:
>Synthetic Humanoid
Secondary Class:
>Collective Creativity
Modifiers:
>Repair Nanobots
>Free Wifi
>Enhanced Intelligence
>Nanobot Injection
Drawbacks:
>None

>>53171316
>Your mom
How sad. To defend the cuck you resorted to 'your mom' jokes.

>>53171320
Yes, I did notice you were talking about yourself, but that doesn't change anything.

>>53171311
Lots of people do. You, on the other hand, wouldn't be missed by anyone.

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>>53169967
>>53169991
>>53170010
>>53170104
>>53170236
>>53170244
>>53170309

Changed the third page. Got rid of the typo under Leviathans and I added 3 events. I should probably add more, though.

>>53171351
We'd all be better off without DSA, definitely.

>>53171335
Well, you're the only repugnant thing in this thread, so what else could you have meant?

>>53171342
You're the only one talking about me, anon.

>>53171368
But DSA just posted.

>>53171355
I just caught the "mist" typo. Will fix it in next update.

Just report the troll for Rule 3 violation.

are three pages too much for a shitpost CYOA?

>>53171419
I made one with four anon.

>>53171419
If you put effort into it, then it's not a shitpost.

>>53171398
This.
He's worse than a shitposter, shitposting is just bantz. He clearly doesn't care about NTR, he just wants to bully DSA out of the thread because he saw someone who would take it to heart and couldn't resist digging his claws in, because he's a miserable ball of hate and wants to drag everyone down with him.

>>53171419
In general, yes. Rarely worth the effort. But don't let me interrupt with your vision!

>>53171419
One page is too much for that anon. But you could really go for it and make a 150 page shitpost cyoa, each a separate image so that to post the entire thing you would max a thread's images.

>>53171083
Holy shit, is that you, Timmy? I recognize that writing style. What are you doing out of /JC/?

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>>53171434
>he doesn't put effort into his shitposts

>>53171463
Timmy Turner?

>>53171398
Already done.

>>53171479
Timmy the shitposter. He's been trolling Jumpchain since the inception, trying to drive authors out and just generally making threads awful. He's had a lot of nicknames, but ever since we noticed his shitposting schedule matches when a student gets free he's been Timmy.

>>53171556
Oh. Well no, I'm not this guy. you're accusing me of being Why do you call him Timmy, anyway?

>>53171083
All you people are so brain damaged that it's beyond funny. Your handlers should have never let you loose.

>>53171563
It's a way of mocking him/you. Timmy is a standard stereotypical little kid name, so good for someone who shitposts between classes and during school breaks.

>>53171083 is almost exactly the same as a post made to try and drive a Jump author out of the thread, so it might just be a funny coincidence.

Either way, I hope you rip your frenulum next time you jerk off.

>>53171258
Don't listen to them please

>>53171626
Anon, I hate to tell you this, but I don't go to your jumpchain thread, nor am I shitposting. I'm just calling out an awful human being.

>>53171656
Yeah, he really should ignore those people trying to get him to stay here instead of leaving.

>>53171604
>all of you
It's one guy.

>>53171669
Fuck off you know that is not what i meant

>>53171703
My apologies, I thought you were trying to give him good advice.

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Can't go one thread without a retard slipping his leash, huh? Breaking the glass.

>>53171703
Calm down. Keep your nerves. It's just a troll, and he's getting off on that. Just ignore him.

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>>53171604
It's one guy who won't stop shitting up every thread, please don't lump us in with him.

>>53171662
Uh huh. Don't forget to go to do your homework so you can get to bed on time, Timmy.

>>53171788
Shouldn't jump stuff stay in the jump thread?

Post Urban Uneasy sempai

>>53171872
Go back to last thread.

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>>53171872

What are some things people would like to design on a plane? So far I've only got wings, armaments, and engine, as well as role chassis, but I'm not married to that idea

>>53171300
Liesmith and polymath won't really help you against stuff like endbringers or the slaughterhouse nine, so they'd get my vote for weakest.

>>53172059
A magic skyship.

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>>53171726

>>53172059
Last time I asked a similar question, people started rattling on about lasers and missiles, so I would assume the same holds true here.

>>53172059
Electronics?

>>53172059
AI

>>53172059
Radar stealth, flares and ECM. And don't forget the paintjob!

>>53172059

Depends on the setting.

WW1 Planes where dependant on the type of wind, two types of engines all the armament was pretty much the same and you had fighters, bomber and recon.

WW2. You had some biplanes but mostly monoplanes, two types of prop engines, two types of jet engines and some rocket planes. You had fighters, light bombers, medium bombers, heavy bombers or tacitcal and strategic bombers, attackers, fighter bombers, heavy fighters, ASW, cargo, para.

And modern day we have two types of engines, similar armament. And the designations are Fighter, Interceptor, Bomber, Strike Craft, ASW, Tactical Command Aircraft.

>>53172135
>type of wind

I meant type of wing.

>>53172059
Like a fighter plane?
Number of engines
VTOL or not
wings (variable geometry, forward swept, etc)
Control system (fly by wire, direct hydraulics, etc)
Radar size and power
Whether it has IR sensors
Hardpoint location, number, and capacity - closely died to weapon selection
How durable the airframe and engines are
How good its autopilot is (from being able to fly in a straight line to terrain hugging maneuvers + takeoff/landing)
Whether it's got a cannon built-in
How stealthy it is
This isn't a seperate point, but how heavy everything is compared to the thrust of the engines is super important

There's probably more but that's what I remember from the flight sims i've played.

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>>53172090

>>53171671
Everyone who contributed by responding falls under that very same category. Troll can't troll without attention, which you gleefully and stupidly gave him.

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>>53172203

>>53172241
This is true. I hope he didn't end up pushing DSA away too much.

>>53172059
>nobody's said guns yet
What the fuck is wrong with all of you

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>>53172244

>>53172264
>armaments

>>53172091
>>53172103
>>53172107
>>53172125
>>53172135
>>53172194
Thanks for all the answers, it's going to be hard balancing between realism and something more fun and viable for CYOA. But in either case its nice to have some more ideas to add

>>53172273
Who the fuck calls them armaments in 20 fucking 17?

>>53172059
Sharks

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>>53172269

>>53172283
People who know what armaments are.

>>53172308
And are these supposed to be the people in /cyoag/?

>>53171735
Strength: Moderate
Defense: Moderate
Speed: High
>Mammalian
I like staying middle of the road, and having at least some slightly humanoid characteristics.
>Natural Weaponry, Tentacles, Projectile Attacks, Increased Speed.
I have retractable barbs on the end of the tentacles; good for stabbing. I also have a mouth full of flesh-ripping fangs, and a pair of cruelly sharpened horns. My back is covered in quills that can be fired off, like a giant porcupine. And as we all know, ya gotta go fast.
>Budget Rangers, Where I go I must rape.
I'm going to teach Blue Ranger how to properly sexually harass the female members of the Budget Rangers.
>Drones, Electric Discharge
Stabbing tentacles are also shocking tentacles, for when I want to subdue someone instead of bleed 'em. Also, I'm probably going to need to have some sort of creepy rape shack so my Drones can come to fruition. But hey, they will be nice cannon fodder. Bonus: I can demoralize my enemies by telling them where the Drones came from.

Mostly, I plan on stalking the Rangers, at first. Get a feel for who they are and what they do, in my human form. Maybe even conspire to set me up to be rescued by them. If possible, kidnap one of the females on the down-low.

If not her, then some civilian; some slum-dweller or some traveler off the side of the road in the middle of the night who won't be missed. They'll be the first to make Drones for me. Then, when I know how to hit the Rangers, it will be shock & awe and blitzkrieg tactics. Hit 'em hard, fast, and when they don't expect it. Whittle them down, draw them out and into ambushes.

Take hostages. Make their females into Drone producers until their bodies give out.

>>53172321
There are plenty of people with actual educations in /cyoag/. Some of them are vocal retards, others keep quiet.

>>53172321
As this is a website that uses english? Yes.

>>53172321
>People in /cyoag/
There is no people in here we are all ghosts

>>53172125
>ECM
Don't forget ECCM.

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>>53172344
>There are plenty of people with actual educations in /cyoag/

>>53172357
>implying you're not me

>>53172375
But i am you

>>53172390
I'm not a ghost

>>53172399
That is correct however i am still you

>>53171258
The idea of you going away because some literal retard is absurd.
As absurd as the literal retard that looks traumatized for having being cucked his whole life.

Are you just pretending to insult yourself with this NTR thing to make drama?

Because I have trouble seeing other explanation to such high level autism in these last threads.

>>53172421
>as the literal retard that looks traumatized for having being cucked his whole life
>projecting this hard

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>>53171258
>What are some things people would like to design on a plane?

You never answered m very important question DSA, Can the bashful haunt be my secret admirer and if I accidentally yell at it do I have time to apologize and get them back. This is important!

>>53172617
>Even thinking in the posibility of yelling at the bashful haunt
You disgust me

>>53172617
Plane anon isn't DSA I don't think

How's your OC going senpai?

>>53172711
>Wake up at night
>Be struck by inspiration
>Run to start writing
>All is gone

How i am supposed to start creating OC when i keep getting blueballed?

>>53172657
>You disgust me

Some times I get grumpy when I'm sleepy or woken up and rushed, So I wanna do my best and make sure they know I don't mean it.

>>53172678

I didn't respond to plane anon anon

>>53172747
Keep a notepad and pen at your nightstand. Scrawl down whatever comes to mind, no matter how much gibberish it is. Make sense of it when you're cognizant.

Did DSA only made the waifu generator gentle femdom, or also the one about different timelines?

>tfw you will never marry DSA

>>53169731
I spit in your /cyoa/ general direction.

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>>53172813
>different timelines

>>53172792
Thanks i will get myself a notepad and pen who knows maybe if i sleep more i get a good idea for a CYOA

>>53172815
Like it matters, you'll still be able to cuck him anyway.

>>53172747
You just gotta grab your muse senpai. Let your idea grow so huge that it won't let you drop it and forget it

>>53171185
DarkSydeAnon, or DSA for short

nothing he could do

>>53172836
Putting a notepad next to my bed was the best thing I could do to preserve my ideas. Only thing that's giving me trouble: shower ideas are lost.

>>53172893
Put a notepad in your shower

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Behold, fresh content.

Someone asked for this a few threads ago, so if you're still around anon, here you go. I had fun with it.

If you see any typos, let me know. It's my first CYOA, so I'd like it to be presentable at least.

>>53172822
A Gentle New World/I Don't Have Alcoholism

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>>53172917
And part two. Enjoy and let me know what you think.

>>53172711
Badly. I have little to no time to work on it, and when I'm working on it I get ideas quicker than I can write them down ... which means it's grown far too large for a normal CYOA by now. Doesn't stop me, but ... well ... it's a 32 MB mindmap by now. By the way: XMind is a great tool to structure your CYOA concepts.

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Choose one.

>>53172917
Force
Point
Invisible
Big Gross Eye

>>53172711
I just need to make the image.

Urhm...let's talk about something else.

Is there a CYOA that's theme is being trapped? Specifically banished or stuck in a place of your choosing. The places would be different, tropical deserted island with no hope of escape, pocket dimensions, derelict space stations with no means of transport, things like that. Each place having a character, or several characters, the locations having their own perks and drawbacks. I know there are some where you wake up or are snatched off to a dangerous place, but I'm talking bout multiple places with preset characters/boons. The choice being which place you'd want to be stuck.

I'd make it myself if not, but I'm afraid i'm rather ineloquent. :(

>>53172792
While I've not created any CYOA I've kept my phone ready at night to be able to do a quick recording of dreams with cool ideas of things. One think I dreamt about and would think to be kinda cool was about some cross multi-verse Warhammer shit.

Basically in one universe there was a SM named Julian, he went about his normal purging xenos business when he made use of a nearby vox-caster and ended up speaking to a woman who identified herself as Juliana of the same Chapter as he was. They were both confused because they knew in each of their own universes the other sex couldn't/didn't become SM. Most of the rest of the dream was them talking between their universes and when fighting xenos, what one encountered, the other did in the same way, so they would scout for each other in different universes.

Not lore friend or anything but I thought it was a neat little idea that I only know of to this day because I recorded it at like 5am.

>>53172421
He knows he did something wrong.

>>53173048
So would that be masturbation, or incest?

>>53172917
Hypno
Homing
Invisible
President Dinobot

I can hypnotize people from around corners, with invisible beams of hypnotic power!

And Dinobot because he's cool.

>>53172917
>>53172934
Force
Homing
Blue
Big Gross Eye

>>53170000
if you cant even read the pastebin I dont think there is any chance of you actually using your retard head to finish a CYOA lol

>>53172934
>>53172917
Eyeball: Meatvision
Tricks: Homing
Color: Rainbow
Buddy: Prophecy child

In darkest meat
In brightest ham
No Muslim will escape my "Ram"
For those who worship evils might
Beware my power
Gayman Sight!

>>53173066
Even if he truly had a NTR fetish, something that I doubt because in the end the CYOA was about saying that NTR is bad and the options were basically parodies/cliches, what harm he was causing to anyone?

>>53173071
Thats the kind of shit that keeps a man up at night.... honestly though? I'd go with incest because masturbation is yourself, and while biologically its yourself, its not you so. It'd be twins I figure

>>53172917
Force
Big Beams
Green
Biclops

>>53173137
PLEASE don't get him started again.

>>53171258
you should stop making CYOAs honestly. That's what I did and I still see mine get reposted weekly lol

>>53173137
>the CYOA was about saying that NTR is bad
But you got the best bonuses for engaging in it.

The harm he causes is it making this a wore place to post.

>>53171735
Hmm, not sure how you can possibly do the dark hero with the given points.

But let's see if I can't do lewd things to some magical girls

>Base
Mammalian
>Special abilities
Camouflage
Tentacles
Enhanced Senses
Bio-laser
>Missions
Budget Rangers
Magical Girl Team
Infiltration
>Boss perks
Enhanced Strength
Enhanced Speed
Enhanced Regeneration
Electric discharge
Absorption
Band of mooks (free)

The idea here is to go after the secret identities of my targets. Try to be in the area whenever they fight, then camouflage and follow them back, as often as necessary to find out there civilian identities. After that, be a creepy stalker until I know who their (unpowered) friends and family are. Pick one that's close with the strongest member, eat them then try to get some alone time with that member. If it's a male, tentacle stun him then eat him. If female, tentacle stun her...and you've watched enough hentai to know where this is going. Eventually eat her too. Move down the line of the team's power ranking. After the teams are dead, do the infiltration mission as a vacation.

If something goes drastically wrong and I get discovered, I'll have to rely on my healing factor to stay alive. Speed and strength should be enough to at least break contact and try again.

>>53173144
>twincest
I like it.

>>53172917
Hypno
Homing
Invisible
Child of Prophecy

I can enslave people with invisible homing mind lasers. I'll build an army with the child of prophecy at its center.

>>53173173
Oh, forgot to add: if any target is too hard to get alone, try to assassinate them with a surprise bio-laser while they're in civvies. Preferably sleeping.

>>53171735
We have one of these so is the Toku CYOA guy still around? All these monsters of the week and no Kamen Rider to stop their terror is downright criminal.

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>>53171726

Kaylah Thorne

>Erotic Horror
>House Hecate
>Enemy House: Minerva

Allure 1
Elusive 3
Force 1
Study 4+1 from house=5
Threat 1

Favorite Class
>Magic 1
Dominant
>Feared 3
Inhuman
Magical
>Inherent Magic 9
>Magical Training 14
Mental
>Just As Planned 18
>Addiction 16
Physical
>Athletic 17
>Glasses 15
>Huge Breasts 14
Social
>Wealth 14
>Polite 12
Sensual
>Cute 15
>Virgin 13
10+3 towards magic from house=13

Magic
>Study 5
>Favorite Class is Magic
>Inherent Magic (Hypnotism)
>Do NOT do sexual rituals. Lesbian cult rumors are fine.

Mystery
>Restricted Section
>Test Subjects
>Monster Repellent

Enemies
>Experiment
>Bimbofication

Got Modified Body and Nymphomaniac drawbacks from rolling 1 on Test Subjects mystery.

>be awkward ugly duckling nerdy girl into witchcraft and stuff
>parents get worried about my interests, especially when strange magical things actually start happening around the house
>magic shenanigans catch attention of someone at prestigious magical school who sends a letter
>parents are all to happy to send me off to special school despite dark rumors
>get placed in House Hecate and excel at magical witchy studies
>pick up on dark school rumors and slip out at night to investigate things
>try to learn about dark magic for my own ends and not get to involved in school's darker goings on
>being forgettable and low threat, but quiet and great at magic studies gets me somewhat mysterious and feared reputation among many
>some older girls realize I'm not that creepy or dangerous and am just a shy nerd and use me as subject of experimentation for new spells and potions and first pick when a virgin is needed for a ritual
>this is what turns me from ugly duckling to having Cute perk and gives me addiction to breast growth potion giving me Addiction and Giant Breasts drawback
>"bimbofication" isn't necessarily the other girls' goal, just a danger from the experiments they want to do on me

>>53172917
>Freeze
>Big Beams
>Blue
>Biclops
Simple, but effective.

>>53172917
Eye liked it! Really let me See the different ideas that some creators have. The colors are a tad Bright but that's very comic book-esque. Good job hope to See more from you in the FUTURE!

>>53172421
You underestimate the levels autism can reach.

Personally I'm pretty sure the guy was trying to bully DSA out of the threads because people praised him to much and he seems to have a submissive personality,

>>53173201
This is what I chose though it is a toss up from homing to explosions so you can just hypnotize huge crowds of foes.

>>53173418
Pacifist, like Beri.

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>>53171306
I name my pictures to keep them organized. Is that a problem?

>>53173432
Yeah, DSA makes me think of a spookier, less outgoing version of Beri honestly.

>>53173349
>Eye liked it!
End your life.

>>53173492
After you mr socially inept autist.

>>53173498
That's a lot of assumptions to make from a single shitpost.

They're correct assumptions though.

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>>53173451
>been several minutes and fallen paladin hasn't been posted
Time to fix that.

>>53172059
A waifu.

Anyone got the obvious jerk-off bait KEK BUSTER cyoa from a few threads ago?

I didn't get to read it through and feel like some sexual escapism tonight bros... don't judge me.

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>>53172059
An option to fly by guitar, or use other musical instruments to pilot it.

>>53172711
Thinking about scrapping it because the concept demands multiple 'acts' and Im not sure if Im ready to make such a big cyoa yet. Might need to make few more single page waifu cyoas to gain confidence.

Anyone have that older golden horde CYOA?

>>53173620

Can't say c*ck here now, come on man. I just wanted to have some c u c k busting powers.

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>>53173663

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>>53173663
Older? Do you mean this one?

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>>53173451
>>53173549

>Order of Light
>Smiting, Exorcism, True Sight
>Sword
>Inconspicuous Clothes
>Holy Tome
>Cathedral
>Oracle, Squire
>Legion
>Bound

>Unbridled Passion
>Sacred Blade
>Unholy Strength, Serpent's Reflexes, Master of Arms, Smoldering Gaze, Favored by Demons, Charisma, Resourceful
>Trainee Paladin
>Abandoned Castle

Was a Paladin of Light who went up against a world ending legion of demons. I think the skills and items I chose would make me very good at that. But the legion was so strong that in the end I had to bind them within myself. The stress and trauma of binding the legion and containing them within me and seeing my squire killed, all as the oracle predicted causes me to become a Fallen Paladin who retreats to an abandoned castle. There I stew in dark thoughts and am regularly tempted by demons who wish to free the legion or use me for other dark purposes. Until a young paladin trainee who heard my legend seeks me out wanting training.....

>>53172917
>Hypno
Classic and fetishistic
>Big Beams
Broadband hypnosis. Fun.
>Green
Them not dodging is a good thing.
>Big Gross Eye
Can't have people breaking free while I blink.

>>53173418
>>53173432

Then why would DSA go away? Obviously most people would like his presence, even if it's just to anwser questions about the CYOAs, only one or two autists don't like it and they can't do much besided shit post, and shit post is normal in this threads anyway. Not to mention, they are shitty people, the idea of them being pissed of should just be more reason for DSA to stay.

I ignored their shitpost so far, but I was shooked when DSA told that he was going away. It's a terrible decision from all perspectives.

>>53173349
Thanks, glad it was enjoyed. And yeah, I was going for a very comic book feel to it. That's why I went with the dot background, it was supposed to invoke that old time comic look.

I have a few ideas for another CYOA, but we'll see how it goes.

>>53173492
Shh. Puns are the life- giver. Embrace it, and we can bask in them together.

>>53173789
I don't think he's going away, pretty sure he posted again in this thread at some point. He seems like the type who feels sorry for everything, even when they didn't do anything. The retard kept going on about how his own shitposting was DSAs fault for existing, maybe it got to him?

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You want to fuck your mother

You want to fuck your mother

You want to fuck your mother

You want to fuck your mother

>>53173840
sigmund freud go back to bed

>>53173823
>Thanks, glad it was enjoyed. And yeah, I was going for a very comic book feel to it. That's why I went with the dot background, it was supposed to invoke that old time comic look.
It worked well.

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>>53173840
No, I want to fuck my sister.

>>53173840
>choose an age that is lower than your own
>choose incest
Just like that, I don't even need an imouto CYOA

>>53173840
Please anon, do you honesty think the only reason someone would want this kind of relationship is because they want to fuck their mother? Generalizations like that are so ridiculous and really disgust me. This is borderline bigotry. Some people just want to fuck their onee-chan

>>53172917
>>53172934
>Force
>Homing
>Green
>President Dinobot
By including Dinobot, you can't seriously expect me to choose any other character

>>53173312
Would impregnate and give even bigger milky tits.

>>53173708
Yep, thanks!

>>53173877
>choose family friend
>choose nurturing
>choose onee
I don't even need a gentle femdom CYOA

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>>53173828
No I'm fine, I might have said I was going away but I really meant I'll try to avoid posting except when necessary. My feelings aren't hurt but I don't want more shitposting to go on. It might even be a mistake to answer to your post but I feel the need to clarify.

All I meant is that I'll try to avoid posting as "DSA" unless I have OC to bring. I'm quite happy posting as anonymous which is what I usually do anyway. Again I appreciate your concern but I'm not apologetic about existing, only about dragging in mud into these threads when it could have been avoided.

Like I said previously, it's not necessary to defend me from obvious shitposting because I don't feel offended in the first place unless I feel the insult had any sort of substance and was genuine in nature. Venezuelans are renown for banter in the first place, just stringing insults along doesn't really mean much.

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>>53173946
After I posted that I looked through the archive again, and there were as far as I can find two updates before it changed to be like>>53173676
So here is the latest one with a blue background.

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What is the best CYOA waifu to ever be made. Personally I think it's Flatty McWorthless.

>>53173877
>pick pure, dim-witted, childish, kind, submissive, and inept
>bap her constantly

>>53173919
>>53173870

It's a joke.

>Context
There was this one anon who would always say that anyone who liked more dominant women, wanted to fuck their mom.
And so, I decided to reference that, I a mocking way.

>>53173990
>It's a joke
Did you even read my post anon?

>>53173938

No thanks.

>>53173973
>I'll try to avoid posting except when necessary
Posts like this aren't helping, dude. There's no reason to justify shitposters.

>>53173981
>tfw no suicidal legal loli wife to kill bandits and rape girls with

>>53173973
Whether you post as DSA or not, the shitposting will continue. Shitposters will always find something else to shitpost about, this is a rule of life.

>>53173877
Has anyone actually tried to make their real sister with this

>>53173989
You should add Retarded too.

>>53173973

Why do you ignore me DSA I'm not an trashposter like angel or that other anon, I just want my question answered.

>>53173451
Why is that one named taco bell?

>>53174056
I would if I had one.

>>53174059
What was your question? I'm sorry if I accidentally ignored you in the last thread.

>>53173981

>MOTHERFUCKING COWBOY
YEE-HAW, MY DUDES
>CORNI, MIKEY
A WEEB, AND MY SON.
>EGYPTIAN MAGIC TOME
HELL YEAH, MY DUDES

>>53173981
>Anime girl with gun
Fuck you dad I'll do whatever I want.
>Cowgirl Emma, Flatty McWorthless
Flatty is a perfect waifu. to be honest I just want to have morally questionable sex with a hot retarded cow.
>Mikotonoshiroitori
Nice bird.

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>>53173973
Your imouto, femdom, and Saber CYOAs inspired me to make a waifu builder CYOA. It will never get done, but an outline is the furthest I've ever got in making one.

>>53174056
There isn't a 'fat fucking bitch' option.

>>53173973
It's not shitposting to point out that you're a terrible person when it's actually true about you.

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>>53174013
But if SDA offered you'd be begging for it. What am I doing wrong?

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>>53174066

>>53174132
Don't forget to include NTR because if it's for/inspired by DSA, that's his favorite fetish.

>>53174184
Angel will never reciprocate our love for her. Such a cruel world.

>>53173973
Please marry me.

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>>53174013
>>53174184
>>53174240

>>53174184
Hasn't she indicated to you before that if you want to RP something like that, you need to make a build too?

>>53174083
>What was your question? I'm sorry if I accidentally ignored you in the last thread.

My question was >>53172617

>>53171040

> using Cortana, EDI, and a fucking hologram of Plo Koon as the face of one of your possible AI companions

this one is so low-effort it physically hurts

>>53173973
hey man it's Tanasinn. Love Urban Unease. You said you're from Venezuela. Do you want me to send you some food? Could you even receive it at this point?

>>53174184

You know, you could try making cyoa builds and trying some character interaction. Maybe it'd turn out our characters synergize and could go on adventures together. That'd be a lot better than trying to drag me into your weird fetish that I'm just not interested in and commenting on my builds when you aren't even making your own.

>>53174278

No.

>>53174298

Yes I have. Guess it's just shitposting.

>>53174341

Not to mention it hardly makes sense. The AI has a body/mecha/suit, but there is also a hologram thing sorta mandatory? So, is the suit for me and the hologram for the AI? Is it both the AI? I dunno, but the CYOA sucks buttocks.

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>>53174362

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>>53174362
What color are your panties?

Anyone have the newest copy of PACYOA:TE?

>>53174339
The bashful haunt won't leave if you're just screaming randomly, in any case it would get worried and make you some delicious soup stock since it seems you're coming down with something. It would only leave if you intentionally screamed at it angrily to leave you alone.

As for being your secret admirer, I don't know really, probably? I don't think you need to take secret admirer if you want the haunt to write to you since it normally leaves messages around anyway.

>>53174359
I appreciate the offer but it'd most be likely get stolen or lost in the system before reaching me. It's too much of a hassle at this point to deal with it unless it's brought by hand personally. Please don't worry about me, my situation isn't nearly as bad as it could be.

>>53174397
What panties?

>>53174448
Confirmed for self-aware female AI.

>>53174056
And taint the ideal? Fuck that.

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>>53174421
>The bashful haunt won't leave if you're just screaming randomly, in any case it would get worried and make you some delicious soup stock since it seems you're coming down with something. It would only leave if you intentionally screamed at it angrily to leave you alone.

Thanks DSA, you are a treasure and that was exactly the answer I was looking for.

>>53174421
>As for being your secret admirer, I don't know really, probably? I don't think you need to take secret admirer if you want the haunt to write to you since it normally leaves messages around anyway.

I like the idea of the ghost liking me but being to shy to say anything so it writes and sends letters anonymously to me.

>>53174490
Not everyone has terrible relationships with their siblings, you know.

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>>53174508
2D > 3D. It doesn't matter how good your relationship is.

>>53174395

Kaylah is les.

>>53174421
>a starving Venezuelan find the motivation to make CYOAs, and they're better than yours
Why even try?

>>53174541
Nothing mind control magic can't fix.

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>>53174461

>>53174555

She's inherently les. It's part of her nature, not a choice. Mind control magic won't change that.

>>53172917
Hey! I have like eyeballs and stuff!

Hypno always good option.

Homing. Because missing sucks.

Red. Fast goes well with homing.

Biclops, cause dying sucks.

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>>53174573
Computers don't need panties as they lack sex parts.

>>53174508
Not everyone wants to fuck their actual siblings, either.

>>53174421
Honestly though, I'm really looking forward to when your life falls apart along with your home.

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>>53174596
She goes to Rapture doesn't she? We don't know her?

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>>53174596
Silly Angel, powerful enough mind control magic can rewrite anyone's nature.

He will never go away now. His b8 is too good. It doesn't matter how many years pass, he won't go away. Ever. Just as the french must learn to live with terrorism, so must /cyoag/ learn to live with him.

>>53174685
Come on anon, now you're just reaching. You've exhausted your autism sources for the day.

>>53174709
>didn't take the other lesbian too
Talk about underachieving.

>>53174718
It's not reaching at all. Venezuela is falling apart, so soon that piece of shit will experience some real life suffering. It'll be great.

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>>53174738
That's the second page.

>>53174706
>>53174709

Fine! I'll just take Counterspell instead of Hypnosis for Inherent Magic!

>>53174709
>>53174759

And those pics are fucking gross and wrong!

>>53174762
Why so resistant? The brainwashing will make you like it.

>>53174747
The autism is you being this mad at someone over the internet.

>>53174781
Maybe DSA actually murdered his family and raped his sister back in his legendary cowboy days.

>>53174781
He vents his disgusting NTR fetish here, revealing he's a terrible person and making us all deal with it. So it's pretty karmic.

>>53171040
Carrie
Battle Mech
Enhanced Intelligence
Hard Light
Size Modifier
Projector Upgrade

Free Will

No need to worry, Carrie! See, I installed you in a nigh-indestructible battle mech, so nobody can get you! Even your hologram is tough— it's hard light, fifteen feet tall, and can be projected through walls, enabling you to beat people up without even engaging your fearsome mech weaponry!

That's... that's what you wanted, right?

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>>53174541
You don't need to be straight to get pregnant.

>>53174778

Nope. And can't happen with Counterspell!

>>53174773

on the contrary

I wish there was some sort of worldwide straight-conversion superweapon that turned lesbians into lusty straight bimbos

>>53171258
Please don't. You're one of my favorite CYOA authors, and I'd like it if you were around.

>>53171899
Why the fuck are all the girls perfect animu waifus? This is disgusting fetishbait.

>>53174809

Yeah, but Kaylah is total les and isn't interested in having a baby or sex with men at all.

>>53174817
In my opinion all women should be sex-crazed bisexual sluts who will spread their legs for any man and paw at each other for pleasure.

>>53173877
>1-3
>Family Friend
Not a degenerate
>First Name
I am not a fucking jap
>Rivalry
I don't want to be bored
>Genius, mature, tomboy, elegant, kind, haughty
Almost all of the other options are bad for a healthy friendship.
>Insulting, Bapping, Waking Up
>The Park, The Grocers, Outdoors
I am a simple man, walking and cooking are two of my favorite group activities.
>Similar, Flat, Noble, Regular, Athletic, Tanned, Fashionable
Aha, you think that I will go straight to unladylike?
>To Shape You Up
A little help is always good. I am just a little fucked in the head anyway.
>Spats
Why do I have to pick this?
>Good Smile
That was easy
>Esper
Espers are always cool.
And there it is. The least degenerate build that I could make.

>>53174822
>He wants an ugly waifu

what a fucking faggot kill yourself.

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>>53174762
>>53174773
You cannot deny your hunger for the dick.

>>53174828
No one said she had a choice in the matter.

>>53174817

NO!

>>53174842
It's just unrealistic standards that ruin the mood. Real girls don't look like that!

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>>53174828
>implying that's gonna stop anyone from getting pregnant

>>53174845

Ew.

>>53174846

Counterspell and House Hecate.

>>53174817
The world would be a better place.

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>>53174849
You can always see the moment Angel's heart rips in half.

>>53174862
You don't need magic for good old fashioned rape.

>>53174861

Uhm, yes it would?

>>53174871
Poor Angel.

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DSA did this one, right?

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>>53174881
>>53174879

>>53174879

Whatever, try not to get cursed or anything....

>>53174919

No.

>>53174915
Yep.

>>53174709
>>53174759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCCjzN8Mghc

>>53174926
You'll be forcibly impregnated by an invincible eldritch tentacle monster and give birth to his unholy seed.

Why do you cling to your online persona angel?

Become one with the ether.
Fade into the background.
No one would notice...

>>53174942

I think you have the wrong character for the wrong cyoa.

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>>53174573
>>53174636

>>53174961
Nope. They live in the forests outside the campus and roam around at night.

>>53174915
Roach is a best, I'd call her Hotaru-chan and watch her melt.

>>53174961
Looking up Rapture Academy, I don't think he does.

Now I want to update my build.

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>>53174965
What is sex? I do not understand this 'waifu' you speak of. I am programmed to create top of the line CYOA characters.

>>53174978
>>53174986

Kaylah is a non-rape build! I explained that when I first made a build and lots of people said that was fine in this cyoa!

>>53174991
You are the waifu, you beautiful machine.

>>53173676
>Weaponer, Intimidating
Mystical blood weapons sounds fucking cash. Also, no one should underestimate the power of the silent death glare.
>Providers: Food Herd. Watchdogs, Raptors.
These guys bring all the meat. All of it. Plus plentiful amounts of leather. In battle, these men are my infantry.
>Defenders. Food Herd. War Wagons, Watchdogs.
These guys work well to support the war effort by providing not just food, but a very safe means of escorting supplies where they need to go. In times of strife, these skilled archers also have their mobile platforms; high ground where we want, when we want it.
>Lightning Runners: Swift Herd. Raptors.
Primarily my scouts, they also work to harass the enemy and crush their morale by circling all the way around the battlefield and firing into their rear flanks.
>Rippers: Hunter Herd. Paragon, Kheshiks.
I will, of course, ride the Paragon animal they gift me. A sabertoothed jaguar is freakin' badass. Though I do, of course, keep them around me in peace times as my elites, and take them to important events, in battle, they work as skirmishers to hit the enemy from the sides, while my infantry clashes from the front.
>Tearers: Hunter Herd. Paragon.
My other Skirmisher. My meatgrinder tactics are brilliant. Hunters from both sides, swift riders from behind, infantry in the front; what army could stand up to this? Of course, I can't ride two Paragons at once, so I will sacrifice it to bring blessings to the entire herd.
>Strategic Consort (3x), Welkin Witch, Hostage Princess, Raven Warrior.
The Warrior will teach some of my fiercest Swift Riders to become more like him, and he shall be in charge of their daring operations. The Princess shall aid me in understanding the Empire I do battle with, and the Witch shall aid me against their sorcerers. All those consorts translates into allies; and probably a headache.
>Stele of the Fallen Empire
I need to figure out how this thing works if I want to truly rule the world.