Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1434: Weaponized Love Edition

New Φrexian Perks for the Machine Orthodoxy, the 600cp perk you already know, though I'll post all the capstones together once I finish reworking them a bit.
A singularity of flesh and PURPOSE-100CP Free Machine Orthodoxy
Phyrexian bodies are made for their functions. Where evolution may leave unnecessary, inefficient or even adverse mistakes, you shall do no such thing. You may fill yourself with a singular purpose or goal - and be sure that you will not be distracted or make choices you know would be detrimental to it. You are doing a Great Work, jumper. Make no mistakes.
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>>52630488
The Power of Love is the best perk.

>>52630527
Flay the Flesh: 200CP-Discount Machine Orthodoxy
"Skin is the prison of the blessed and the stronghold of the hereti"-Argent Etchings.
Your fervor for the teachings of the Father of Machines is commendable-and you may share it with others. By punishing their heretical ways - from small painful reminders like pinching them to grand acts like the public flaying of their wretched skin, you may instill upon them the same faith in your beliefs, influenced by how big this act is. Small acts are harder to resist and leave more of the original, but take more time, while breaking them in a single act will leave naught but their fervor and a broken mind. Even if you were to teach them something other than the Etchings, you find that after your teachings are complete, they'll listen...
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>>52630561
Grace and false frailty - 200 CP Discount Machine Orthodoxy
Your movements are measured, your voice modulated, and your appearance awe-inspiring. While Phyrexians aren't designed with such petty notions as "beauty," in mind, you can all the same inspire upon the fools a feeling of... Respect. As if you were something to be revered, even if they hate you, even if they would give their lives to kill you, they will all the same consider you an opponent as they would one of their own. Someone who fights honorably will face you with honor, even if he wouldn't do as such for what he thinks a monster.
Whether you do so or not will change this, of course.

A faith of flesh and steel- 400CP Discount Machine Orthodoxy
The faith of New Phyrexia is a curious thing- paying no mind to things like "souls" or "consciousness". It is a faith of the physical, taken from the whispers of a slowly corrupting father, and twisted by Elesh Norn for her own ends-and yet, it is a faith all the same, and it's believers take it as truth. You have learned from it how to twist the ideals and beliefs of others, how to corrupt their goals and their teachings to better suit your own. Your capability to convert others from even seemingly incompatible faiths through manipulation and charisma is astounding, and while it might take longer than just forcibly inducting them... They'll believe themselves the ones who chose to follow you. Why would they resist what they know is truth?

Any perks like "A Key to Any Lock" from kingdom hearts? Also if I am a nobody and do not pick "Enter the Void" would I be able to use nothingness or is it locked behind the perk?

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I would very much love some feedback on these perks, as I want to make this jump the very best it can be. I hope getting all this glistening oil out of my system will help Kaladesh be done well, too.

>>52630652
they seem Appropriate to the setting and appropriate to the price,except for a faith of flesh and steel that seems kind of overpriced considering it's basic politics

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How bad would be damaged the fabric of time if I constantly traveled back in time to use namekian fusion on myself?

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>>52630649
Generally speaking only specific nobodies have the "Enter the Void" perk. So you'd only have nobody physiology and unique abilities. And not the powerset seen in snipers, Sorcerers, and Xemnas

Think of it giving you this -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPBMQmHxy8c
Or this -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgncTPlWoJQ Fight starts at 8:32

On top of your already weird Nobody anatomy.

>>52630681
The level of politics that let you pull off an entire world-wide religion and absorb all others into yours isn't basic politics.
With just that perk and a lot of hard work, you could get all priests in DnD to end up worshipping YOUR God... Or you as a god. Unless they start using divine interventions, because DnD gods are mean.
But anyways, it's not basic politics.

>>52630705
do you have any anti-paradox perks?Because your plan is lots and lots of paradox
>>52630714
But isn't that basically what the Christians did with the spirits into Saints and Saturnalia into Christmas thing? Maybe it's a Difference in my upbringing/knowledgebase, but I'm not seeing something worth 400 points.

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How important are waifus and husbandos in your chains /jc/?

>>52630735
Yes, they did that across centuries and over much of the globe,at the time anyway.

>>52630749
Extremely,my family is the one thing I will risk my chain for
>>52630753
Yeah but it doesn't specify that it goes faster,just that you know how to do itso basically the same thing

>>52630735
Now imagine that instead of pagan cults, Christianity did that to Islam, Hinduism, Judaism, and every other big religion. And they believed completely in it.

>>52630749
Depending, from very important to not important at all. Usually they aren't at the core of my chain simply because of the way I prioritize stuff like tech and magic perks over companion powerups. They mostly end up just using things I build for them over any perks they get.

>>52630707
Yeah I want Enter the Void now, Thanks.

>>52630735
>>52630735
>do you have any anti-paradox perks?Because your plan is lots and lots of paradox

Yes, I have plenty of those.

>>52630762
You could, you know, convert the biggest religious figures (like maybe the Pope), and that would make everything much faster.
It can, outside of religion, let you convert people to your ideology - whether it be being a hero of justice, a Saturday morning villain, whatever. Even if they were the complete opposite. You could turn the worst, most ireedemable villain into someone seeking justice and good for all, and make them believe in it fanatically. You can push them past their moral boundaries.
Old Christians didn't have charisma perks, either. And you don't need to convert whole religions.

>>52630811
then you should be good. Just watch out for when your past self becomes your future self and your Present self isn't there because they merged with your future self but if you can already handle an infinite amount of paradox and can't have your existence nullified through Self-inflicted time shenanigans. You should be good.

>>52630823
So, when is this jump coming in? I need that perk for I will convert them all to pastafarianism and in doing so with lots of magic and belief our god shall come into existence.

>>52630823
>>52630775

fair enough

>>52630841
>pastafarianism

just go to Franken Fran and pick up Fran. She does that in Canon

>>52630841
Well, I have the Generic Phyrexian and White phyrexian perks, so that leaves drop in/mirran, Green, Blue, Red, Black, Items, Companions and drawbacks.
Hopefully not too long in the future. I'll keep working on it. Thankfully, I have the lore on hand this time to help with the backgrounds.
The format might be a bit weird but it should all work out hopefully.

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So, about that WoW update, OAA...

Any chance of an option like Demonic and Undead, to shed the Curse of Flesh and be something like an Earthen or a Mechagnome?

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>>52630833
Also, Namekian fusion would keep my old/past self as voice in my head.

Which would be cool and creepy at the same time.

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>>52630488
>pic obligatory

>>52630749
As important as the raifus, shipfus and daughterus. So, important.

>>52630886
Is there any certainty that future you wouldn't become the voice in past-you's head?

>>52630886

Nyarlathotep is actually what I see all jumpers as considering we get a new body and memories etc. I acutally had a theory where Jumpchan was us just regaining our old form and when all the jumpers were done we would merge together.

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> Actually did the writing for some drawbacks
> Added some notes
> Added companion options

>>52630871
Looking forward to Green! Love the Phyrexia lore and setting. Thanks for making this!

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>>52630749
Usually they're important but I realized that most my chains, I kept them around more like living sex toys rather than real people. Which it's hard to not see them like that, when its like master/servant relationship in terms of power. You the Jumper are unique, you get 1000cp to buy host of new shit every 10 years or so. You can sometimes part way with portion of your points to give your companions some. However its often less than what you get & sometimes come with restrictions. I get now why some folks go companionless in their chains.

>>52630897
>Is there any certainty that future you wouldn't become the voice in past-you's head?

That's half of the fun.

I also planed to fuse the consciousness at some point.

Gem fusion would be better at that point, but it's temporary.

Maybe I could use something like Power Combinations to get the best of both?

>>52630899
>Paladins of Justice
>Moralfags
>Chaosfags
>Orderfags
>Edgy jumpers
>Vore jumpers
>Whatever bancho is

I don't see that fusion ending well.

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>>52630926
change log

>did some formatting work hopefully this looks better

>>52630749
Fairly important?

I just have one Waifu. My partner in crime from Jump 1 that I always import if capable; ie personal Jump Rules. I tend to go Brutally Cunning and have her go Cunningly Brutal like. I'm Brawn, shes Brains.

It then spread from there where she has alternate forms of being an AI, my Blood, Soul Weapon, and so on. Always try to pick up the ability for her to be multiple places at once. There was an android one somewhere in there that lets there be 10 of her so I keep the real one in my head and let the others go about!

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>>52630714
>>52630775
>>52630823
You know, while the perk itself sounds pretty decent, all this sounds a /lot/ better than the perktext makes it seem to me.

>>52631077
Maybe a middleground would be good

>>52630997
It is called the crawling chaos afterall.

>>52631077
It does require some time to convert a single person, so things like absorbing a entire big religion require more than just you converting individuals, but it's more meant to get your enemies or people who would be very useful to you to... Well, work for your goals. You can use this to start a cult, to grow it, to hijack others... If you had enough time, you could do some absurd shit with just the perk, but it doesn't exist in a vacuum.
Tl;Dr it's good, but I was exaggerating a bit. Use it on key targets, or when giving sermons to people, or televise it, but it works best when you can tailor it to certain people.

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Hey Reborn, if you're still around, could you possibly look into doing a overhaul of Code Geass jump, similar to your Bleach jump? Right now only thing really worth getting is a Geass. Also the pricing is all over the place. Nobody origin gets nothing other than lifting 100lbs. Soldiers get discount on a 150cp item which there's no 25cp stuff to buy. There's ton of other issues as well.

I'm not faulting you for them. I'm just asking if you would look over it whenever. Its really in need of a overhaul.

>>52631277
As autistic as ever. Bringing up a fact everyone knows, completely missing it already being redone by someone and generally just being blindingly obvious in the incessant need to state every single thought that crosses your mind.

>>52631277
You might as well be asking Wild Card to redo some of his Jumps.

>>52631309
I mean, while we're at it.

>>52631370
It's just not going to happen. You'll see replacements for Wild Card jumps before you see updates. And considering out embargo against those, you'd best get comfy while you wait. Hell has some major cooling down to do first.

>>52631423
I was just shitposting, I know it won't happen
>>52630950
Green... I might have some slight trouble with making green's perks, but I think I'll manage.
Good to see people are as hyped as I am!

>>52631304
Oh? When did this happen? It hasnt been brought up in awhile, so you can't blame me if I don't keep tabs on everyone's projects.

>>52631309
WC isn't around anymore is he? I know at least ReBorn is back around. I don't know if he still is, but it can't hurt to ask. As they say, there's no harm in asking & there's no stupid questions.

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I'm starting a new chain as an excuse to post builds and expose myself to jumps that I haven't used before.

My rules are that every 10 jumps, I get to choose 1, then roll for 9 more.
I can reroll 1 of those, and then I can rearrange those ten however I want.
Gauntlets are auto-rerolled.

Starting with Counter Strike.

---Jump Number: 1
---Title: Counter-Strike
---Age: 20
---Gender: Male

---Background: -400 Choice Points - The Professional

---Drawbacks: +1400 Choice Points
> +100 Choice Points - Flashbang out!
> +200 Choice Points - Map Voting
> +200 Choice Points - Sneaky-Beaky like
> +300 Choice Points - Buy Primary Ammo
> +600 Choice Points - VACation

---Perks: 2400 Choice Points
> -100 Choice Points - It's Just a Game
> -600 Choice Points - Beginner's Luck
> -600 Choice Points - Buy Menu
> -600 Choice Points - Team Captain
> Free from Background - The Fans
> Discounted from Background, -200 Choice Points - Map Knowledge
> Discounted from Background, -300 Choice Points - Reflexes

---Ending: Onto the next jump

Considering I start at Global Elite as a part of my background, am basically as good at this as humanly possible without bringing out-of-jump perks into this, and I'm also literally playing this constantly for the entire ten years...I'm going to assume I don't lose my chain immediately.

That said...10 years straight of simulated gunfights and nothing but, that can't be good for a man's sanity.

> Reward from Accomplishment, Blood Money

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What does "Street Level" mean to you, /jc/?
Is Spider-Man street level? Batman?
What are your favorite street-level settings for which there are no jumps?
What are your favorite street level jumps?

>>52631134
Only because he cant walk yet.

>>52631557
How are you rolling? Putting all the jumps in a massive list and then using a RNG?

>>52631557
I think you messed up your math. You should have only 2000 CP for perks after drawbacks.

>>52631443
Just some long as there's some option to get our hands on Darksteel/Blightsteel.

Also, are we getting something to make living weapons and Germs? And/or Myr?

>>52631633
I fucked up the drawbacks because I was messing around with the formatting to fit it all into the post. There's two more drawbacks that I took that total out to 400, DOOR STUCK! DOOR STUCK!, and Flashbang Out!

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>>52630999
>>52630983
just a reminder that space monkeys is almost done . So if anyone wants anything for it or has any suggestions speak your piece.

>>52631689
d-did you get that commissioned?

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[Suits]

Drawback: The IT guy hates you (1100)

Scenario: Jumper vs Zane

Rolled Darby International

The Tanner, age 36

Who? (Free)
Playing With The Rules (800)
Play The Man (500)
Cab Driver (Free)
Say that again, no the part before that! (100)
Media Man (50)
The Bike (0)

Vic Jenkins is 30 years old, on the verge of being obese and a law school dropout. He spends most of his time watching reruns of Imouto Subete Kawai (don't bother looking it up, quantum possibilities and all that-but it's trash), picks his nose when nobody's looking and keeps hoverhanding around the interns. He also smells like a wet dog shat the bed on a sunny afternoon, despite the hand sanitiser he brings to work.

And this would all be forgiveable, had the man not had the temerity to compare Kino no Tabi to his stupid incest waifushit. Accusations were made that could not be taken back. Those pertaining to spouses and the fecal content thereof, to be specific.

So fuck Vic. I spend half a day triangulating my network of super-Moots to download so much horse porn on HIS computer, he starts receiving angry emails from the equestrian community. For good measure, I forward him his own social security number and tax account.

Oh, right. I have a case to win.

Uh, your honor! Something evidence something something the law something...my client is innocent?

...

...oops, I turned on the Presence Charms in a panic.

The court finds in my client's favor, even though everyone saw him kick that baby into the burning trash can. Even he thinks this is a travesty of justice. After some hard bargaining, I drive down the full pardon and damages from the outraged family into a slap on the wrist and community service.

>>52630899
>Nyarlathotep is actually what I see all jumpers as considering we get a new body and memories etc

Hell. No.

I'd sooner obliterate myself. Dammit, REALLY tempted to enforce the humiliation of human form on it and then kick its' teeth in on the last day of work.

>>52631682
No, never mind, it was the bazooka one. Whatever, it wasn't listed but it's there.

>>52630978
hey Manyfist I noticed that there is no actual discounts on companions or equipment In transformers,was that intentional?

>>52631705
Yeah a while ago. check the lower right-hand corner for the artists Website, he does good stuff and a Competitive rate.

>>52631631
There's a list of all the jumps on the drive. They're even numbered already, so I just roll using that.

>>52631674
Darksteel grows, as long as you have an ingot you have a limiteless supply, though it takes a while.

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>>52631722
>Yeah a while ago.

>>52631748
care to let me in on the joke?

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>>52631756

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is anyone working on a nioh jump? It looks like a cool game at least.

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>>52631722
Idk what you mean on companions. However the no discounts on Technology is intentional. I used Pokemon Trainer as a template in how they didn't have any discounts.

>>52631743
...That seems really odd, considering it can only be forged and shaped by magic, and becomes indestructable after it's cooled.

Where's this mentioned?

>>52631903
>>Idk what you mean on companions. However the no discounts on Technology is intentional. I used Pokemon Trainer as a template in how they didn't have any discounts.

well I mean the Fellow Cybertronian Allies section has 500 points for eight companions,Which seems a bit much,if the technology section is what you meant it to be fair enough.

>>52631920
They get 500cp each. So you're paying for a massive investment. Although I could probably do 200cp for just one companion.

>>52631952
okay that's fair, I didn't look at it like that

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>>52631600
>What does "Street Level" mean to you, /jc/?
Destroying large walls at top. Maybe tossing cars, if you want to stretch it.

>Is Spider-Man street level? Batman?
Depends on the version. JL Batman is a multiversal threat with sufficient preparation time. The guy has an armor made out of demons to punch the likes of Darkseid.

>What are your favorite street-level settings for which there are no jumps?
Gintama, Tiger & Bunny, Boku no Hero Academia.

>What are your favorite street level jumps?
I like Overwatch.

>>52631718
>I'd sooner obliterate myself. Dammit, REALLY tempted to enforce the humiliation of human form on it and then kick its' teeth in on the last day of work.

Papa Nyarly is not that bad once you get to know him.

>>52631600
Using only their innate abilities or standard equipment, they cannot damage a significant section of road with one attack. Yes, though at the high end. Yes. Dishonored 2, Young Justice, B: tAS.

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[Onimusha]

Drawbacks: I'll See This Through To The End, Visions of Future's Past (1800)

Rolled Tengu Village, Japan

Oni Clan, age 21 (1600)

Ogre's Body (Free)
Soul Tech (1400)
Time Folder (1100)
Oni GauntletX2 (500)
Oni Dust (300)
Oni Jewel (150)
Power Jewel (0)

Oh hey, a dark future where evil is law. Haven't seen one of those in a while. Just gonna go ahead and round up my old Infernal circle and the other mystic progenitors in my crew. Alright guys you know the drill-whoever creates the dominant species that achieves interstellar flight first wins, and diplomacy must NOT fail until the antagonistic species' population falls to acceptable levels. And by all means-go crazy. If Dawn Judgements aren't cheating, nothing else is.

[Fire Emblem: Telius]

Drawbacks: In Ike's Place, SMASH!, That Makes Jumper Sad, Ike's Guide, A Grave Fate, All Humans Have Two Faces, I'm Not A Kid Anymore (2000)

Rolled Daein

Mercenary

As Long As I've Got My Cape (Free)
Ninety eight...Ninety nine...One Hundred! (Free)
Aether (1700)
Some Stones In a Bag (Free)
Blessed Weapon (1500)
Blessed Black Armor (1200)
Yune and Ashera (600)
Shaman Training (400)
Card Creator (200)
Dramatic Rescue (0)

Jumper knows little about this world, despite Jumper's extensive printouts of fictional universes. In hindsight, Jumper has been overly preoccupied with non-vidya related metaphysical pursuits has actually been a massive tactical disadvantage. Jumper can only hope this Ike does not get up to anything more distressing than what he is already involved in. Looking into the near future, Jumper also makes a note to covertly hook up dad with the huge redhead because dammit, Jumper KNOWS the pain of being hung up on a dead spouse for years on end. Jumper is also impressed by his new imouto's multiclassing, and slap power.

(Cont'd)

>>52631718
>[Suits]
The author never posted that here.

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>>52632189
The spat between the two goddesses Jumper awakened because they both seemed nice devastates the area Jumper is hanging out in. Jumper is repeatedly pelted with thunderbolts trying to breakup the catfight, in order to explain why the premise of turning everyone into statues to end war is flawed-fuckin' planeswalkers and Eldrazi, that's why. Both goddesses remain sceptical until Jumper summons Umor the Godflayer as an example of what Jumper is talking about, then reluctantly agree they're stronger as a team than apart. Umor the Godflayer appears confused by Jumper's manner of speaking, and also disappointed by Jumper's STRICT orders to not flay any gods today.

Jumper spends the rest of the jump touring the countryside with the local creator goddess, while also showing her a few tricks with Eradia and Prana to manifest her halves as independent selves.

>>52631969
Jumper strongly disagrees, and also has grave reservations about taking a multidimensional creator entity's self-declared gender at face value.

The Crawling Chaos is the embodiment of everything Jumper strives against.

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>>52631600
>Street Level

Street level is where the average mook can be of danger. Also focuses more on martial arts & gadgets. Batman is perfect example of Street Level. He's just a dude in PJs scaring the living daylights out of criminals, while using martial arts to put them down.

>Spidey & Batman

No & Yes. Batman has no powers besides money. His major threats are those with minor superpowers like Bane & Poison Ivy, or other tech villains like Mr. Freeze & Penguin. Or on an intellectual level, like Riddler & Red Hood.

Spider-Man on other hand is hanging around way below his belt weight. He starts out on top end of Street Level but quickly outgrows it. He has strength of a spider, which is anywhere from 15 to 30+ tons, his agility & speed is so great he can practically create after images, he's tough enough to take bullets like a champ & tough enough to duke it out with those with higher strength than him. Plus he's a genius like Batman, he's not as great of a detective but he's no slouch.

>Favorite Street Level with no Jumps

TMNT

>Favorite Street Level Jump

Street Sharks! JAWESOME! Also Thief is great setting. Overwatch is another one.

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>>52632199
My mistake. Just combing through the new jumps folder at the moment and trying to clear out the jumps I've yet to do.

I...guess that never happened!

Am I a complete dick for using German Hollow to waifu Masaki?

>>52632236
Yes.

>>52632246
It's not ntr if they haven't met yet.

>>52632236
Why?

>>52632236
Maybe. However it's more than likely the fact that fucking with the bullshit Aizen's plans isn't a good idea. Seriously.

I never knew German Hollow Quest was a bleach jump I just thought it was some obscure german game or book made into a jump.

Is there anything that can prevent Jurrassic Park's Life Finds a Way from triggering automatically? That isn't Toggle or similar perks?

>>52632336
there is a jacket in resident evil that can do that

>>52631904
Urzas saga of books has it,, see if you leave darksteel alone it just grows more. He had some phyrexians in a valley trapped in time warp, they just kept farming the stuff to make better phyrexian stuff.

The heart of karn is in fact the heartstone of urzas phyrexian waifu wrapped in darksteel so that the growth of the darksteel caused a pressure on it and squeezed the stone so karns memories would be capped at a set time period.

How bad of an idea would it be to rage through Bloodborne as a Hellsing Vampire?

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>>52632231
>Batman has no powers besides money.
We're talking about the same Batman?

Pic related isn't even the most powerful thing that he has pulled out.

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>>52632236
How can you waifu someone that is t alive by then? German Hollow Quest takes place between 1940-1950 (or Sixty Five Million BC to 1950).

>>52632328
I find this funny.

>>52632336
It's basically under your control already.

>>52632380
Can't tell if super villian or good use of resources.

>>52632398
Depends on how warping the eldritch nature of things effects you really..

>>52632405
He has loads of money yeah.

>>52632412
Isn't one of the drawbacks a 'stay till canon' one?

>>52632405
His power is money and preparation, he is like an epic level D&D wizard but he replaces magic with money.

>>52632438
>It's basically under your control already.
Yeah, but if I lose my memories or something, then it'll be weird.

>>52632456
Nope, nevermind, it's not.

Well shit.

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>>52632405
He's using technology to hit above his weight belt. He's still a Street Level hero, because he's not always in power armor like Iron Man. Rarely does he whip out anything other than his credit card & what's in his utility belt.

>>52632438
I just figured the best way to fight unspeakable horror is by being an unspeakable horror, but I don't want to come out the other side with an Old Great One tagging along in my soul or something.

>>52632405
>he has pulled out.
That's what matters. That he "pulls it out". He doesn't usually take it on patrols or even have it without some time spent to specifically develop it. I mean, if you count using shit he should theoretically have access to, then there are people IRL who could be considered city-level.

>>52632380
Wait, Darksteel was already from Urza's Saga? The information from the Darksteel set says Memnon created it.

Also, that sounds like a terrible idea, it'd just keep expanding and crush the heartstone entirely eventually.

>>52632551
>memnon
Uh, Memnarch, derp.

If you toggled off everything but your bodymod body, would it be reasonable to say you can improve it through training?

>>52632589
No.There'd be no reason to buy any of the body stats at levels lower then if so

>>52632605
levels lower then three*

>>52630749
Obligatory because I get lonely and upset easily and I need some kind of consistent factor in my life.

Also I like cuddles.

>>52632589
sure, but it would probably go away once you got a new body

Google why are you breaking up a photo of a car into the complete click boxes thing and then telling me to select all the vehicles?

>>52632605
So it's a trap option, then?

>>52632551
>>52632558
There are different kinds of darksteel too, from what I remember the mana used in it plays a part in its hardness as well, black mana charged darksteel was pretty indestructible. Trying to find info on more darksteel before the mirrodin cycle.

>>52632589
Sure. I see no reason you couldn't.

It just wouldn't be guaranteed without upkeep like the BodyMod options, or go to the superhuman stats at the top ends.

>>52632405
And how did he make said armor? Money.

Although to be fair super intelligence is a super power really. But its one of those things you could argue about.

>>52632605
Personal preference? Pay-to-win? There's no reason to be a furry or get rainbow hair, either.

>>52632658
Interesting. I'm wondering if they're the same kind metal though, because Mirrodin cycle darksteel makes no reference to growing that I can find? Maybe it's two metal that just happen to share the name?

The article introducing it also makes it seem like it's a new thing?

http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/arcana/indestructible-impervium-2004-12-23
http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/savor-flavor/everything-dies-2010-12-15

>>52632759
http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/feature/shedding-light-darksteel-2004-01-13

Oh, and the article saying Memnarch created the stuff.

>>52632589
Improve it? Sure. Keep it at that improved, non bought level when a drawback reduces you to your body mod? No.

>>52632759
Darksteel I am talking about is the stuff from tolaria, timespiral has stuff from all over the mtg multiverse showing up thanks to the monumental screwup of urza, he made a time machine that made time rfts all over the place. Unfortunately I cant find the info right now, I may have to find my book.

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>>52632605
That's dumb and you're dumb for thinking such "balance" should be a thing

>>52632589
Up to how you interpret Body Mod working. Some say it's fixed and is the absolute maximum potential you can be at. Others say it's a baseline that you can train up from and is reset every time you go back to body mod (Which negates the point of physical self improvement and means only skills can be retained or improved in any meaningful way)


But it's a weird balancing act of making it meaningful vs being balanced. So go with whatever you think is least retarded.

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[Xam'd]

Neutral Zone Resident

Voices (Free)
Hatred (700)
Purity of Sacrifice (400)
Green Soul Stone (0)
Black Tears (Free)

NO YOU IDIOT. Having a mid-life crisis is NOT a valid reason for ruining the world to set up your own suicide by main character. Do us all a favor and jump off a cliff, or something.

Where do I even start?! This is a mess. I can't blame my new companion's recent order-aspect feelings completely vindicated.

Everyone gets a spiritual enema. EVERYONE.

[Katawa Shoujo]

The Standard Ten Years

Disability: Mute

Calm

Focused (Free)
A Hand Slowly Reaches (800)
Analog Watch (Free)
Shanghai (600)
Library (400)
A Small Step Forwards (0)

Communicating through the soul's boundary and eyebrow waggling proves effective. The academy staff are as baffled as my classmates, especially when the blind one starts smelling colours around me.

My plan takes place one fine sunny afternoon, in the school cafeteria. The food isn't the best, but Rin throwing it on the table is a bit much. Only then does she realise she have hands. Emi runs up to congrulate her, and trips-surprised by the rapidly growing legs pushing aside her prosthetics. Rin asks what the commotion is, and stares at her own mouth in surprise. For a moment there is elation as the girls try to figure out how their disabilities have been healed.

It is that moment I appear as a big glowing face in the sky. Having perfected my facial pantomime, I convey the need for five ex-cripples with attitude to fight evil using the Cosmic Coins.

"...what Cosmic Coins?"

I gesture at their pockets. Lily pokes hers, and is armored with hardlight.

Thus begin the adventures of the Empowered Rangers, and their mute mentor Jumper! Who spends most of his time in his own ships to use the on-board text to speech devices.

And ends up doing way more improvised politics classes than the show ever did because fighting crime IRL takes a lot more than just the bonds of friendship and a talk about feelings.

>>52632948
*Hanako throwing it on the table

>>52632948
>That Katawa Shoujo Build and Description
I didn't know it was possible to feel both extreme rage and utter sadness at the same time. Thank you Great Tentacle Horror.

>>52633193
Really? Those emotions tend to go together quite well, maybe hand-in-hand even.

>>52632494
Yeah, it's pretty weird. GHQ is spread out and takes place over most of a century. No idea why Gaunlet didn't include an option to stay for longer.

>>52633304
Because he's an IRC drone and they somehow see time extension drawbacks as "free training time" even though all you're doing is delaying the rate at which you gain CP.

>>52628620
Anon, the world is quite literally falling apart. Given the option, id much rather hang out with dragons on top of a mountain than I would the monsters and zombies plaguing the rest of the world.

>>52632551
>>52632558
>>52632759
>>52632786
>>52632802
Welp I had to search for my book but I finally found it, turns out you were right and I was wrong. I was apparenlty thinking thran metal, no clue how that got switched with darksteel. I apologise.

So yeah thran metal is the metal that grows from mtg.

>>52633304
I swear there was one during the WIP stage, but whatever. I'll just saga it with the regular bleach jump.

I have no idea why I want to waifu masaki, but I'm gonna do it.

>>52630527
New Phyrexia? Can't say I'm a fan.

What jumps offer sources of income that follow you through the chain?
I already know about the ones in Oreimo, Dodgeball, and the various Marvel/DC jumps.

>>52633372
Ah, alright. Well, no harm done. Thank you for taking the time to talk about this, and look it up.

...Now I'm interested in getting my hands on thran metal though.

Does anyone have the latest MCU 2 WIP?

>>52633412
Batman, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Animal Crossing

Though this is what i do
>Wait for a few jumps in
>Go to monopoly
>Go to new world
>Rob every bank in the world simutaneously, gaining trillions.
>Do this 2 days before your 10 years is up
>Leave the world, taking all your shekels with you, and say fuck income sources.

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>>52633485
>>52633412
>Needing income
>Robbing people
>Not using doppelgangers to replace key people as your minions, quickly securing control over the powers that be

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>>52633396
That's sad.

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>>52633344
>Because he's an IRC drone and they somehow see time extension drawbacks as "free training time" even though all you're doing is delaying the rate at which you gain CP.
>66 Million Drawback
>Gauged by a fucking Plot Device so strong it's reincarnation curbstomps Aizen.
I can't take you seriously, sorry.

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Jumpers, when did you join a party of protagonists (or antagonists), and how much impact did your presence have? Do you miss any of them?

>>52633595
I'm sorry I do not understand the joke.

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>>52633705

Alright bro so In Binnobogami I joined with Bobby as his apprentice and got him to let me follow him around by bribing him and the others, after those 6 months I had to leave like the rest of them and continue my training and needless to say I was as heartbroken as he was at the end but my journey had to continue. I practice the ways he taught me in every jump since

>>52633570
too much work just to get a burger from McDonalds.

>>52633705
>Jumpers, when did you join a party of protagonists (or antagonists), and how much impact did your presence have?

a lot I'm usually A blend of a second patron and a token evil Teammate


>Do you miss any of them?

All the time,I was really missing gentaro-san until I took the Festival DLC and made a copy of His mind to live in my head.

>>52633841
>made a copy of His mind to live in my head.
Now that's... using your head.
Ba-bum-dis.
Haha, I'll see myself out.

>>52633705
I joined the Teen Titans in...well, Teen Titans. I ended up being someone the group could talk to when they really needed it, someone they could all trust with anything. I also served as someone who would help them get back up when they were knocked down, whether it was through healing magic when it came to physical wounds or therapy when it came to emotional or mental wounds. So basically I was the team medic, therapist, and a glue to keep everyone together. I admit, I might have gotten into some shipping shenanigans in my time there as well, starting with Robin and Starfire and moving on to Beastboy and Raven, Cyborg and Bumblebee, Jink and Kid Flash, etc.

Yeah, I miss them. After ten years...we formed a very strong bond. They were less a team and more family by the time I left, and I might have cried when it was time to go if I hadn't known I would come back someday.

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>>52633856

What jumps have options to create custom weapons/magical artifacts?

Because I have an idea for a magical tool that I want to create, but It's functions are a bit out there, so I doubt I can find a preexisting item to serve it's purpose.

>>52633956
tell me more about the kind of artifact you want to make Anonymous, you might need to actually use some crafting perks.

>>52633705
Well, I kinda am the "bad guy" usually, at least at the start because I look fucking scary. But normally, I get to join the heroes as the "wacky scientist" or just someone for intimidation.
In Jojo, I managed to pass myself as an Autonomous Stand, and I joined the Duwang Gang. Was pretty fun, to be honest, but I think Joseph caught on at some point. He didn't say anything, though.
Maybe I should use return at some point.

>>52633956
Dungeons and Dragons has a pretty extensive item creation system. You could create (almost) anything under it, all you need are the right spells and a decent amount of experience points depending on how powerful it is

So, what ever happened to the mythic DC jump someone was making a while back that would have let one be Captain Marvel with the serial numbers filed off or a Wonder Woman equivalent?

>>52634024
Cracker Jack I believe, it might be a while before anything comes of that.

>>52634020
Too bad there isn't a Pathfinder jump. Exact same item creation system but you just spend more money rather than spending any xp. Much more convenient since jumpers essentially have unlimited funds after a while.

>>52634024
it became DC occult if memory serves,It's on the drive right now

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDdVV4ZzE4ckdNUlU/view?usp=sharing

>>52634024
>>52634081
Cracker Jack planned a DC magic jump, he then split it into DC Occult and DC Mythic while also making a dedicated Justice League Dark jump.

Mythic still has not been made but the other two are finished.

>>52634154
hang on, I thought He was only Splitting it into DC occult And Justice league dark?

>>52633979
Yeah, I guess I was a bit vague there...

The long and short of it is that I'm trying to make a sentient briefcase that can, in addition to acting as a normal briefcase, allow for high-speed flight that negates physical forces like wind and momentum from tearing up the user, but the main effect I'm looking for here is the ability for the briefcase to "eat" the sins of others, essentially giving them absolutely bullshit karma, regardless of how terrible a person they are.

I'm kinda going for an angel theme here. These effects aren't even that hard to replicate it's just fitting them all in one vessel that's the problem.

>>52634054
>>52634154
So it's still happening then? Sweet. I want the wisdom of Odin, the strength of Thor, etc, etc.

>>52634173
Nope; at first there was DC Magic, then he decided to do separate jumps for the mythic and occult sides of DC. While doing the occult jump he decided to further split that into JLD (which he was initially focusing on in Occult) and a separate more general Occult jump.

>>52634215
Not sure, there hasn't been much word on the subject since he finished Occult. Mythic may or may not still be happening.

>>52634176
>>The long and short of it is that I'm trying to make a sentient briefcase that can, in addition to acting as a normal briefcase

okay take some sapient Pearwood from diskworld and uplift it with an awakening spell from D&D for the actual briefcase part to make a sentient briefcase,now since it's A crafted item In addition to being kind of a tree, you can still enchant it with other things.

>allow for high-speed flight that negates physical forces like wind and momentum from tearing up the user

That sounds like it's from the domain of a C to A rank noble phantasm so pick up DX item creation in fate, which you probably should do anyway.

> but the main effect I'm looking for here is the ability for the briefcase to "eat" the sins of others, essentially giving them absolutely bullshit karma, regardless of how terrible a person they are.

Generic Xianxia Cyoa Has the import option "a fateful beast" which can allow such esoteric Forms of consumption,it can also probably handle The high-speed flight if necessary,but it would grow with time Rather than start out as fast as you're looking for.

http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Awaken

>>52633412
If you just need quick cash now then Young Justice has one of the better options I've found. It was just like 50cp for 1million dollars or if you go Drop In or Vigilante its 10million. Then the following option for like 200cp made it so that you started each successive Jump with that money again.

So at base just 250cp got you a replenishing 1-10million each Jump. Viggilante if I recall correctly also got like 300 free cp and 1 discounted item just for buying stuff.

I contemplated a vigilante build going nothing but cash and then just funding help programs once so that stuck with me as a quick cash option.

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>>52634292
Alright, that looks like it would work. I'll probably have to get more acquainted with the various settings to make those kind of combos in confidence, but even if I can't do that directly, I guess if I import it enough times into settings it'll eventually have the effects I want.

Thanks dude, you're a real pal.

>>52634176
>>52634292
I'd have to agree with Banchi to a degree here. That sounds like a multi-step project.

I'd also suggest going Diskworld for a Sapient Pearwood item. You choose an item >Briefcase, and now have a pseudo-sentient item that follows you around as a companion. From there just import it repeatedly till you got a super silly companion.

For flight I'd suggest and of the supers such as DC or Marvel Jumps and getting like flight and shielding. Then take it to stuff like Overlord (LN) to get it some quick power AND an item inventory.

For eating sins? Um...All I can think of are sin busters like Penance Stare from Ghost Rider and that one from Undertale but that inflicts damage on people. I vaguely recall the Ghostrider one having a Capstone to make it a healing thing and forgiving them though or something.

>>52633412
The new ffxi jump has a 50 cp buy item that nets you 1 million gills, however much that is. I think it is like dollars in final fantasy.

Is there a perk somewhere to render the delay between the transfer of memories from short-term to long-term memory null?

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>>52634428
>I'd have to agree with Banchi
Banchi...

Banchi
A code word used to describe when the nipples of a young woman become hard and raised due to a sudden drop in ambient air temperature so that no one else knows what you are talking about.
(Girl walks into room with hard nipples.)

Alan says to John, "Banchi."

why do you call me this? I can get calling me names, but why this?

>>52634475
He just misspelled your name, man.

>>52634481
oh that's reasonable. Nevermind Then

>>52634475
That fucking art style is hideous

>>52634475
Because you are a diseased malformed hairy cunt.

>>52634475
calm down banchi

>>52634475
Hush you soggy biscuit.

>>52634475
Silence you slanderous blue waffle.

>>52634526
Hey, I'm Chill no worries.

I took the Light and Nothingness/Void Capstones in Kingdom Hearts and in Birth by sleep I took the Darkness one, how strong am I?

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Changelog:
-Gimmick is now free for everyone; Drop Ins get a new perk, "Put A Smile On Their Faces" for free instead
-Lowered the effectiveness of All-Star Training to mastery in one month instead of one week
-"Suit" Gimmicks are lowered in price to 400, 300 CP Item Gimmicks are now discounted for origins
-Added Venom Injection Apparatus Gimmick
-Utility Belt is now 200 CP and a part of costume creation
-Jumper Computer is now discounted for Bat-family/Vigilante
-Jumper Industries is now discounted for Bat-family/Vigilante and Scientist, Lazarus Pit is now discounted for Drop In and Criminal
-Added some additional notes for Rogue Gallery
-Increased Drawback Cap to +1000, +1200 with Rogue Gallery

>>52634024
Pretty much what the other anons said. Im not saying I'll never get around to it, but it's on indefinite hiatus. I'd anyone else wants to take a swing at it, feel free.

Though on a similar note, a while back I talked to Heavens and got permission to work on a Marvel Magic jump and I actually have a skeleton of it now. And it may have something pretty close to what you're looking for.

>>52634452
Get a Jumper grade cortical stack and a companion you really trust with psychosurgery, skill, plus and the best skill mods in eclipse phase then have them go into your cortical stack and set that delay to zero. I wouldn't recommend it, though long-term memories affect people differently than short-term memories . So if Your short-term memories were your long-term memorys instantly , you might be a bit to Zen to function normally.

>>52634475
>>52634481
>>52634499
Yeah, sorry mate. I is next to O. Just a mistype.

>>52631557
---Jump Number: 2
---Title: Is It Wrong To Pick Up Girls In A Dungeon

---Starting Location: Dungeon Entrance
> Rolled 8 on a 1d8, got Free Choice, and chose Dungeon Entrance.

---Age: 20
> Rolled 7 and 1 on a 2d8, added 12.

---Gender: Male
---Background: -100 Choice Points - God/Goddess

---Drawbacks: +1000 Choice Points
> +100 Choice Points - Condemned to Chuunibyou
> +100 Choice Points - Family Reputation
> +100 Choice Points - Notice Me Sempai!
> +200 Choice Points - Super Powered Divinity … Itty Bitty Living Space
> +200 Choice Points - Monster Bait
> +300 Choice Points - Increased Monster Presence

---Perks: 1900 Choice Points
> Free - General Fighting Skills
> -200 Choice Points - And That’s Cutting My Own Throat
> -600 Choice Points - Whisper Magnet
> Free from Background - Blessing of Falna
> Free from Background - Eternal Perspective
> Discounted from background, -150 Choice Points - A Father To Your Familia
> Discounted from background, -150 Choice Points - Ageless and Eternal
> Discounted from Background, -300 Choice Points - Purview [Gunsmithing]
> Discounted from Background, -300 Choice Points - Unearthly Beauty

---Items: 200 Choice Points

> Free - Valis
> -50 Choice Points - Valis
> Discounted from Background, -150 Choice Points - Manor

---Ending: Onto the next jump

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>>52634662
it's cool, just got a little confused.

>>52634624
Does the Butler have to be elderly?

>>52634695
If you want to make them younger, that's fine.

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>>52634624
>-Gimmick is now free for everyone; Drop Ins get a new perk, "Put A Smile On Their Faces" for free instead
On one hand, nice. On the other, did my Deranged Fan lose Gimmick, since the companion section does mention them getting free perks?

>-Increased Drawback Cap to +1000, +1200 with Rogue Gallery
Cool, thank you.

>>52634748
Yay!

>>52634757
No, Gimmick and Timm Design are free for everyone; I'll make sure to note that in their description.

are there ways to acquire immortality in an early jump other than hero bbs?

>>52634814
Alright, thanks

>>52634643
>a Marvel Magic jump
That certainly sounds like something to be exited about.

>>52634824
Be a vampire in twilight.
Be an apostle in gate.

>>52634824
Classic Horror movie I think had one. Had to go undead I think and if killed could resurrect if not killed properly or something.

>>52631277
You know he gave up Code Geass to Heavens who gave it up to Digger, right?

>>52634643
Hoary Hosts of Kazadoom?

>>52634824
Xena/Hercules: The Legendary Jumpchain has it , but you need somewhere in the warehouse you can grow an apple tree.

>>52634824
Overlord, and The Devil is a Part Timer. Both have immortality options and you can just stay out of the way of the plot and be safe.

>>52634887
>Devil is a Part Timer
We have that?

>>52634624
Why the minor downgrade to All-Star Training?

>>52634902
http://archive.4plebs.org/dl/tg/image/1483/50/1483505596237.pdf

>>52634887
We have that? I thought it got rejected because the maker was trying to turn it into a power grab shopping list.

>>52634858
Generic Universal Monsters had the undead capstone resurrect you (eventually, time it takes varies by measures taken to prevent your revival) unless some extremely powerful force/being makes you stay dead.

It also only works once per jump making it just a worse 1-Up.

>>52634902
>>52634928
It was posted, but not accepted. Which is a bummer, because that's a setting I want to jump.

>>52634919
I forgot that I wanted to do it earlier; I was reminded when someone pointed out that All Star Training gave the effects of Martial Discipline, another thing that I had forgot to change, but then it somehow slipped my mind.

I had no idea it was rejected, now I feel sad.

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>>52633808
What is a Jumper without overcomplicated schemes to get simple things.

>>52634928
>>52634959
Personally, I liked the Jump. I think that just toning down a bit the super-intelligence capstone would be fine...

>>52634966
I mean, it's not on the drive, man. That should have told you it was rejected.

>>52635004
>>52635025
It had the beginnings of a good jump, but was a bit too non-standard for our liking, as i remember it.
A bit of work and input from us could have got it to an acceptable point.
But that didn't happen, for whatever reason.

>>52634824
Generic Universal Monsters does have a good immortality perk that also stops poison and disease IIRC.

>>52634612
We have a Birth By Sleep jump? I can't find it on the drive.

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>I thought the problem would work itself out but he hasnt even aged
>He just grew that stupid beard
>Now it looks like hes gonna be around forever and I just dont know if I can handle that.

Tell me how do I destroy the samurai?

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>>52635144
Well, he's just a man, and you're an immortal evil being, right? Just destroy all the time portals and wait for him to die of old age.

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>>52634836
Right now I'm working on slogging through Marvel's modern magic stuff. Some of it's actually pretty good. I like Doctor Strange and Herc's stuff. But then some of it is just a perfect example of everything wrong with Marvel these days.

>>52634868
By the Hoary Fucking Hosts, anon. By the Hoary Fucking Hosts.

>>52635170
But I tried that, and he just grew that stupid beard and refuses to just DIE!

>>52635191
Have you checked on him recently? He's mortal, and has mortal perspective on things. For all you know he might be going through a mid life crisis.

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>>52635144
Atleast you can rub it in his face how much more handsome you are.

>>52635182
What about the technomagic doom does? He was combat casting magic by making his armor record other wizards attacks then using his armors autoreplay function to flawlessly copy them to use their spells

>>52635139
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B1qb0_OLhDrDMkhROWFjcjhZc00

>>52635182
Thats what I wanted for so long.

>>52635144
Have you tried cloning him, and then corrupting said clone with your evil magic so it will try and kill the Samurai? After all, that Mad Jack thing was working out pretty well until the Samurai conquered his anger. With this, that won't be a problem this time!

>>52635268
Oh, it's in WiP. I never check there. Seems rude.

>>52635144
Since you can travel through space, why not move your important assets to other world, purge all life on Earth and then come back?

After 50 years, the effort might be worth it.

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>>52635252
The Drop-In tree is based on Doom. And there will definitely be stuff for melding Science and Sorcery.

>>52635285
The ability to power your spells by shouting alliterative gibberish? I feel you, anon. I feel you.

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>>52635216
Just *uuuurrp* sit down and shut up you ugly *buuuugh* primordial shitface. I *hurghp* I got this

>>52635144
You gotta *gurp* you gotta open a portal and let him *uueerrp* let him go through it but into a parrallel timeline *urp* to be some other yous' problem. There now where is my *eeerp* Sechuan chicken sauce?

>>52635360
>based on Doom
All the yes.

>>52635381
Just go to a parallel timeline where Sechuan chicken sauce never disappeared.

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>>52634674
So it should be obvious that I'm not going anywhere near the dungeon during my time here, and am probably just going to spend it just coasting by keeping to myself and making the highest quality guns possible without modern technological resources, providing them to whatever poor saps I can trick into being a member of my Familia or maybe just selling them.

I honestly feel sorry for those poor guys, having to deal with my nonsense for ten years and then I basically disappear into thin air, I can't even take them with me because I didn't buy them with CP. The least I could do is provide them with armaments and train them in the basics of their use, which is basically all I can do, considering I have no other skills to speak of. Though, they're already basically becoming superhumans as a result of their Falna though, so they can't complain too much if I can't invest much more into them.

I have no gauge to determine how good I actually am at making guns, but I imagine they're pretty monstrous even compared to modern firearms, seeing as I now apparently have impossible levels of skill and can(hopefully) circumvent the need for more modern methods of processing and production through fantasy setting bullshit.

I'm regretting a little bit not ditching Whisper Magnet for to take Purview two more times so I could make tons and tons of shit, but all I really care about is making guns and making money, mostly because it's the only way for me to build up myself up at this point. If I can make guns even if I can't conjure them wholesale with money, and pretty good ones too, then I can start building up an arsenal and adding to the collection of weaponry available with Buy Menu. By accumulating basically useless Valis that can't be spent anywhere else but this jump anyway, I can use it as worry free material for conversion into more guns later on, which I can sell for more money then they originally cost to make in a currency that does have value.

>>52635360
There had beet be a perk that allows me to blow holes in the walls with no consequences. Because jumper does not use doors like a filthy peasent

>>52635417
No. That is a stupid idea and you are stupid for suggesting it.

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>>52635467
Walls? Setting your sights a little low, aren't you?

>>52635498
Alas I am but a simple dictator with simple dreams of conquering a simple world full of simple little people.

>>52635216
Oh I wouldn't worry about that, he is getting a backup for me, and we are coming for your umbral ass.

>>52635524
You know, I think that would end in one of those episodes where jack and aku team up to destroy some unspeakable monstrosity or something.

>>52635467
Reading this and remembering the context reminds me of how much I wish Doom and Spider-Man were arch enemies instead. Their interactions are hysterical.

>>52635578
I am morbidly curious as to who you are talking about, please tell.

>>52635578
Do they support Trump and hurt your feelings?

>>52630749
More important than anything. Justice will even stop fighting if one of them wants him to.

Tiger has no waifus, yet. Not sure if I want him to have one, or who it will be if he does get one.

>>52632236
Why? At least waifu someone with personality.

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>>52635634
>>52635611
>>52635626

Don't turn this into Politics again please

>>52635611
I think you hating someone is a reason to like them.

>>52635657
>Jontron is Stormfront

Okay now I just have to ask. Wut.

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>>52635653

>>52635657

Hey bancho I know it might to much to ask but can you delete your post before some anons see it and the thread sets on fire again please?

>>52635702

I'm trying to stop it before it starts

>>52635657
Alright if you hate them that they must be a great person all around.

>>52635716
It's already too late. I saw it.

>>52635716
yeah I'll do that, but seriously , if something happened in real life that you would've been aware of as a jumper has been to real life jumps that Would have changed what you've done in a later jump which you Took before the real-life thing happened , Would it be Reasonable to change it?

>>52635657
>Jontron is stormfront

Holy jesus fucking a donut what kind of democratic brainwashing are you lapping up?

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>>52635726

Thank you so much bancho, So lets put it behind us.

Jumpers what do you do after you lose your powers in jump

>>52635735
>It's already too late. I saw it.

No you didn't

>>52635657
No bancho, you are the stormfront. You are super racist against the laws of physics. You monster. RACIST!

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>>52635760
>yeah I'll do that, but seriously , if something happened in real life that you would've been aware of as a jumper has been to real life jumps that Would have changed what you've done in a later jump which you Took before the real-life thing happened , Would it be Reasonable to change it?

Yeah you can retcon your build man, I do it if something popped up in the setting and I wasn't aware of it

>>52635764
>>52635794

STOP

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>>52635689
Basically Jon went on stream and said some racist stuff. It wasn't anything really shocking, just some bargain bin racism like your aunt might say.

Internet being what it is, though, SJWs are flipping out about it and calling him a nazi, while alt-righters are putting him up on a pedestal and acting like he's going to take charge of the movement.

But at the end of the day he's still just a guy with a Youtube account who does ads for Audible.com. If you sign up today and enter Jontron as your referral, you'll get twny %off or nex atlkskme to byttttttttttt .t

>>52635768
>Jumpers what do you do after you lose your powers in jump
I scoop my brain out and go full-conversion cyborg. There's an automated process set up for that now.

Because fuck biology, I'd rather beep boop the whole time.

>>52635818
So bancho is a SJW? This explains so much.

>>52635689
IIRC he said something about how blacks are more likely to commit crimes by percentile, based off of their higher conviction rates.

>>52635992
But isnt that mathematically proveable and true? Is math racist now?

>>52631600
>What does "Street Level" mean to you, /jc/?
Destruction of a street. As in, over the course of a fight, walls could be knocked down, cars might be thrown short distances, but buildings aren't toppling willy-nilly yet.
>Is Spider-Man street level? Batman?
Yes, to both. Though Spider-Man is at the very high end of street level most of the time, and Batman is sort of special case where he's technically on every level.
>What are your favorite street-level settings for which there are no jumps?
Grrl Power
>What are your favorite street level jumps?
Overwatch, Sunset Overdrive, Fallout 4, both Elder Scrolls, Archer

>>52636019
According to sjws institutional racism is the only reason why they get convicted.
So, yeah. Basically.

>>52635969
Well I think racism is crap, but I don't think that makes me a SJW,the literal violence and overthrow of entire governmental systems due to social injustice my Jumper commits makes me an SJW
>>52636019
because it's really really easy to Create Statistics to back up anything you want, it ignores factors like socioeconomic pressures,the school to prison pipeline, Educational opportunities, etc.. In short , if you make ghettos and don't give people a way out It doesn't matter what ethnicity they are You're going to wind up with criminals. Also remember that correlation does not imply causation.

>>52635992
>>52635818
Man, seems like just yesterday RWJ got to be the biggest channel on YouTube by making racist jokes and saying "fake and gay". Now Jontron's being crucified for referencing statistics?

...Man, I mean I have no strong feelings one way or the other, it's just blizzard to me.

>>52636095
>overthrow of entire governmental systems due to social injustice my Jumper commits makes me an SJW

Yeah it kinda does.

>>52636113
bizarre*

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>>52636095
>>52636019
Basically saying black people are Savages because more of them are criminals is like saying Nicholas Cage films cause people to drown.
>>52636127
No argument here

>>52636095
Banjo you can make all the excuses you want, comitng a crime is commiting a crime.

>>52636095
>social injustice
Yeah, actually it does. What did you think sjw stood for you brain dead slob.

>>52635818
Is that why Playtonic took him out of Yooka-Laylee? Speaking of which, jump when?

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>>52636163
>>52636095
>>52636157
>>52636019

like I said, it does make me a social justice warrior, I literally agree with you but thinking racism Is Crap? not so much.

>>52635992
90% of the murders in our country is committed by 10% of the population, primarily against other members of that 10%.

What this tells me is that black people hate black people more than anybody else. Best way to fix it would be a combination of the Black Dynamite perk that let's the things you fix on a societal level stay fixed, and then use charisma perks to fix society Martin Luther King Jr. Style.

>>52636157
Except there is correlation between Black People being assholes to each other and 90% of the murders being committed by them.

>>52636157
Dammnit Cage. I knew you were up to no good you shifty-eyed freak of nature.

Where's the justice? He should be in jail for this! All those poor people.

>>52635967
That's actually great.

>>52636157
Yeah, because whenever math disagrees with you the math is always wrong. Is that right?

All this pointless drama make me want to create a youtube 2 jump with a racist drawbacks and perks for other types of content apart from gaming.

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>>52636157
>>52636095
Statistics are easy to skew because how we gather and compile them are flawed. Idiots don't trust statistics because they lack the brain power and patience to properly scrutinize every it thoroughly enough. So get caught by surprise when someone actually does the footwork for them and has to lay it out step by step as to why those statistics are wrong. They warned you about this in fucking high school AND collage.

Don't talk shit about something you don't know fuck about.

>>52636198
Margarine, you bastard half-assed butter subsitute. I knew you were up to no good you yellow-bellied bastard.

Where's the justice? Are we just going to let this guy get off breaking up happy homes? Let's lynch him!

>>52636216
I'm not saying that, I'm saying there are other Factors At play and that correlation does not imply causation. Are you saying correlation implies causation?

>>52636263
Let me tell you this Scatophillia, the group that hates a group the most are highly similar groups or their own group. This is a very common trend throughout history. Islam and Christianity fucking hate each other, during the early days White people fucking hated Irish people, to the point where they hated them more than Blacks and it was the only thing they could get together about. Now a days, the group that hates white people the most is other white people due to our white guilt complexes and SJW's hating the fuck out of themselves. And I can tell you, this trend is common with every societal group. Legal Mexican immigrants fucking hate illegal immigrants, Muslims hate other Muslims, and Black people hate other Blacks.

It's just how it's always been historically.

>>52636263
Look I refuse to believe anyone could beas stupid as you while still remembering to breath. Dont link me. I am done participating in your daily masturbation sessiom. I am done.

So, with Crimp, Create, Control from Kubo, would I be able to control explosive tags in Naruto Konan-style?

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>>52634859
Yeah HeavensAnon told me this morning in the IRC. Thanks though for letting me know anyways. I guess the only thing to do now is wait.

>>52636344
Humanity.. fuck yeah? Right?

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>>52636165
Yeah, basically Jontron has a huge internet shitstorm surrounding him right now and they backed out, because that's bad for business.

I'm sure they don't actually care. I'm sure most companies don't care. Companies are in the business of making money. But racism is a hot button issue right now and it's easier to make money if you just stay away from shit like that.

While I lean more towards the left and think there are problems that need to be fixed, and while I don't agree with the things Jon said, it still makes me sad that he has to go through this. He just said some opinions. They aren't radical opinions or calls to action, they're just opinions. You're allowed to have opinions.
Jon has neither the experience nor political clout to create any kind of social change in either direction. He himself has acknowledged this. The whole thing stinks of SJWs circling around for another sacrificial target, as they are want to do. Because that's easier than actually trying to create change.
I hope Jon pulls through this okay. Regardless of anything else, he's always seemed like a pretty okay guy.

>>52636400
Isn't there a Read or Die jump? Lots of paper manipulation there.

Or is it an SB?

>>52636400
Seems like it would, yes? Though going by the pictures of it, I'm not sure if it would reach Konan-levels when she's serious, even with the capstone boost, and you wouldn't be able to turn into them like she can.

But otherwise it seems like it.

>>52636521
Yeah, I know. Like, even with serious training I'd probably only ever be able to control a thousand tags at a time.

But I can't help but find the idea of covering somebody, say, the Hulk, in hundreds of pieces of paper and then blowing them up when they ask what it's for to be sorta amusing.

>>52635381
>>52635417
>>52635484
Oh shit.
Has this conversation happened before?
I think I might be stroking out over here.

>>52635818
>racist
He didn't really say anything racist from what I know.
Could you link me the video with some timestamps of this supposed racism?
He just referenced some statistics which may have been wrong from what I've heard.
Polite sage for derail.

>>52636752
No you just fell into our wonderful dimension from whatever Dimension you originated in. Once your in there is no leaving. Which dimension do you come from? Berenstoin, berenstein, or baron stronoff dimension?

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I had a massively huge rant about how african american statistics are ironically incredibly accurate because of their culture and its very specific racial hang ups directly supports such a metrics and that by not acknowledging they have a serious SELF INFLICTED problem then we'll never ever get anywhere beyond being considered jokes that no one will ever take truly seriously with recycled jokes that had been around since the fucking 60's.

But that's just me in my extremely impotent autistic rage going in full throttle.

How does "Building/Creating Magic" work in Darksiders? I didn't play much of the first game but got pretty far in the second game. And I don't remember anything about creating magical spells and whatnot. How exactly would such a process possibly work?

Has anyone here used time travel tech to go back to the Golden Age in 40k to stop the fall? Actually knowing everyone here you probably just stole an STC and returned to the future.

I know there are several jumps that offer perks which give you someone commentating over your life, but are there any that give you a group of people?

>>52634824
Narnia is ez mode if you aren't literally satan.

>>52636842
Makers basically say "I want thing" and then through smithy, carving, sculpting, what have you the "make thing" the seals that contained the doom of the universe? Those were made cause a maker was asked to make them. They are pretty bullshit tier awesome they just dont have the burst damage of the other races.

So what jump would be best to use in the Benefactor of Science perk from the Halo Gauntlet? I was thinking SupCom or the Polity (Jain nanotech). While thinking about it 40k (Old one or Necron) and Marvel (Celestial) / DC (New Gods/Monitor/Brainiac) are contenders too.

>>52636898
I believe Youtube Jump gives you the option of buying multiple commentators. I could be wrong.

>>52636913
Or if you decide to fight Satam.

>>52636933
Dr. who and Worm

>>52635467
Cave Story lets you KoolAid man through walls like a champ.
The wall doesn't even stay broken afterwards.

>>52637031
>The wall doesn't even stay broken afterwards.
What even is the point then?

>>52636933
The Endless.

>>52637069
It's one of the best gaslighting perks in jumpchain.

>>52637069
The question was about having no consequences.
Since you don't need to make people clean up it's all the swag factor with none of the mess.

If you just wanted to plow through a wall you can already do that by being swole. There's no need for a specific perk.

>>52637069
Breaking the same wall open when you leave, duh.

>>52637088
>>52637105
Fair enough.

>>52637113
Oh. See, that makes perfect sense.

>>52636783
>Mandela Effect bullshit
I thought I was just suffering from Deja Vu, but I checked 4plebs and we totally did have this conversation in the thread before.
That's a little reassuring.

>>52637175
Uhoh that means I somehow went into another verse. Fucknoggles!

>>52635059
>a bit too non-standard for our liking
It was not non standard. It had some 25 CP perks. 25 and 50 CP perks/items are perfectly fine as long as you have enough of them you don't have to worry about CP left hanging

Anons have just became whiny Prima Donna's

>>52637255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAct7Ynxty8

>>52637348
There was also the pert where the maker wanted nothing at all to do with either jumpchain community and refused to respond to anyone on the matter even when poked on his SB account.
He didn't post it here or there. Just made it and dumped it in uploads with no fanfare.

>>52635182
>But then some of it is just a perfect example of everything wrong with Marvel these days.
What you don't like Dr. Strange the street level superhero with a shitty goatee because they didn't think the movie would go all weird crazy bullshit like old Strange?
You must hate comics.

>>52632336
In case you are still wondering, the easiest way is to just not surround yourself with only dudes. Or chicksif you're a chick. Because that's the trigger.

>>52634824
Suggsverse. You don't have to stay, and still get what you want. The only price is that the showers won't wash off your shame.

>>52637378
Well, that's just wierd and childish of him.
Does he think we eat newbie jumpmakers or something?
We'd have ben happy to help him improve the jump into something we all could have enjoyed.
Pity, oh well.

>>52637861
Suggverse is a joke jump, nobody actually, seriously uses it.

>>52637873
It was posted without him knowing. Also, what world are you living in? It sounds pretty nice compared to this one.

>>52632336
You know, I don't think the perk ever mentions how suddenly the change starts. You could easily enough just rule that you can feel it starting, and then just choose to make it stop. In that case, the only time you'd have to worry about it is if it starts while you're sleeping. It also says there's a "small possibility" of an automatic change, but never gives any actual odds. Maybe the possibility is so small that it'll only happen once or twice over the course of millenia?
Genre conventions dictate that this side effect is 1000 times more likely to trigger when you're in the middle of a light-hearted anime.

>>52637992
>Jumper is patrolling with his unit in Platoon.
>"One second, I feel my vagina coming in."
>...
>"Okay, what were we talking about?"

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Well since I mentioned I was working on it already, I though I may as well post a WIP of what I've got so far. I'd like to hear opinions and any ideas people have. Especially for a capstone for humans.

Now be warned. It's kind of a mess. I had just scrawled down the names of stuff because I knew what I wanted to make them, then I was going back though and adding fluff. But most of it didn't have fluff yet,so I just ran through it and added a brief description of what stuff is. Items are also completely out of order right now, but there will be discounts once I get everything sorted.

>>52638040
It's like wisdom teeth, but without the wisdom!

>>52638040
>Jumper is anime high-school for the 200th time
>Single sex dorms
>"Morning"
>Roommate just stares at them, mouth agape
>"What, do I have something on my-"
>Jumper looks down
>...
>"Not again"

>>52638058
Powerwanking scum.

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I'm doing a thing.

>>52638255
Forgot my name.

>>52638255
>>52638272
>Inb4 death from Superman curse.

>>52638290
HNNNNNGGGHH!
*Thud*

>>52638255
Ugh. Christopher Reeve's acting was great, but there's only so much you can polish a turd. The actual movies are terrible.

>>52638299
At least it wasn't a truck.

>>52638303
Yeah but they're fun in a very campy way.
At least one and two are. Three mediocre at best and four is godawful.

>>52638255
>Drawback where you spend the entire jump arguing over whether Superman was spinning the Earth backwards, or just going so fast he went back in time

>>52637917
Lots and lots of irrational and unfrounded optimism, my friend.
Getting high on life.
Come with me to the world of imagination and leave all pessimism and realism behind and just repress and imagine that the world is actually a really nice place that you definately want to live in.

Didn't know it was posted without his knowledge

>>52638218
You didn't even read it, did you?
Reactionary, shitposting scum.

>>52638058

Worthy weapon needs an important option
item section needs medical materials to use with the unnamed blacksmithing perk.

Worthy weapon mentions domains but no domains Seem to appear in the jump . I'll chalk that up to it being a WIP though.

Squirrels is obviously the thousand point you lose drawback

>>52638218
That's what my mom calls me, too.

>>52638058
>Hell Lord
Import option?

>Nascent Jumper-force
Noice.