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Cyoa General

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>tfw even anime reminds you of cyoas now

I can't escape this hellhole.
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>>52176162
Get a lobotomy than.
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>>52176162
Sir, you may have spent too much time here. You appear to be perceiving reality in reverse.
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>>52176411
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Help me out. What would you do if you were a god that's mostly obsolete? Would it be a good (lucky, no work) or bad (i'm useless) thing?

Like the god in charge of guarding the gate to the Underworld except humans can't even perceive the gate to begin with. Or the goddess who settles disputes involving all accidents caused by disobedient cows.
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>>52176466
Go back to god school, upgrade/get a different degree and get better godly position.
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>>52176466
Find a new job or relax both would be fine
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>>52176090
Everyone is posting their warden builds so I'll try to make a prisoner build. I don't like it how you have to spend a lot of points on things you dont care about when you don't want to pick too many punishments/treatments.

>Destiny: prisoner (300)
I don't know if the villain can give me a special powers so I'll just be myself or a more attractive version of myself. The villain always wore a mask and he made me wear it when he left me at the crime scene which is why everyone thinks I'm him/her. I like my dick so I'll stay a man.
>prison design, size and type: high tech, medium, male (270)
high tech sounds the comfiest; medium because I want to get rid of the points but picking large felt like too much;
>Rolled warden: Lily Lovett (270)
>uniform: bodysuit (260)
>negation: field (260)
Lily loves us so she doesn't want to harass us with those needles and uncomfortable collars
>upgrades: guards, facility, armory, gym, wardens office, surveilance, additional warden (amy armstrong), wardens office favorite pet (200)
Didnt have to but rolled the second warden because I rolled the first one and wanted to be consistent. I guess Amy will be there to make sure Lily doesn't fuck up anything. "Favorite pet" of Lily of course.
>special rules: 5% lottery, minimum orgasms 10 (175)
>treatments: futafication (50% - always one man and one futa in a cell), heightened libido, bimbofication (50% - always one man and one bimbo in a cell) (115)
Lily wants us to forget about doing crimes by changing us into sex obsessed bimbos. She's a nice girl so she won't make those changes permanent or plan to sell us as trained sex slaves.
>punishments: pleasure harness, upgraded bondage, upgraded slave training, sissification, shameful outfit (parasite suit) combined with orgasm denial, upgraded cumplugged (10 hours) tentacle pit, gender bending, glory hole (10)
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>>52176466
Definitely bad if you were once a major god or at least routinely praised. With minor gods they probably wouldn't care.
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>>52176466
>Would it be a good (lucky, no work)

This. I'd make an angelic race to delegate my duties to in the off-chance something did happen for once that would require someone's attention, then I'd run off to the mortal world for shenanigans. Mortal forms, occasional temporary self-mindwipes for mortal lives, maybe directly causing things myself to keep my underlings on their toes.
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>>52176466
They adopt ambiguous meanings of their godly domains such as rule over any doorway or hatch that leads to a basement or divorce court.
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>>52176466
Depends on whether I'm still getting my Godly stipend, and whether I'm able to use my spare time or not.

If my powers or benefits are tied to how many people I scare away from my gate, or if I have to spend eight hours a day at the local cow dispute resolution office spinning in my chair, I'll feel very differently than if I get to go out and chase nymphs and/or satyrs.

But I imagine I will feel nostalgic for the good old days when people respected and feared me.
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>>52176466
use my powers for shits and giggles
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>>52176720
Isn't this the one where every single option sucks unwashed ballsacks?
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>>52176752
Sure.
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Useless anon here. I've decided on my next cyoa. How does this sound?


Turns out you're a great evil. In fact, you're a really, really succesful and esteemed one. Your primordially evil mom is totes proud of you too. So proud that she personally suggested the incompete- I mean, special boy/girl of one of her equally evil friends spend some time with you and hopefully become more like you.

This is the first you're hearing of this though. Of any of this. Seems your powers are either obsolete or passive (maybe you're in charge of seducing mortals into atheism, or advancing "heretical science", or dessecrating "holy fossils" into oil, or whatever).

There's no time to set things straight though. Your new roommate can get here any minute.

It'll be your job to mold him/her into a true monster or at least get them to fake their success somehow.


I'm thinking your powers, your new home, and your waifu/husbando for choices. Any other choice spring to mind?
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>>52176791
>In fact, you're a really, really succesful and esteemed one.
> Seems your powers are either obsolete or passive
I don't follow
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>>52176752
I dunno about you but I rate anyone sucking my unwashed ballsack for me very highly.
>>52176791
A devil is a part timer sort of feel? Maybe followers/companions outside your love interest, your mom and the room mate are other things you have choices about?
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Tell me about your spaceship waifu Anon
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>>52176791
>How does this sound?
Sounds very comfy/humorous. Here's to hoping this one doesn't slip from your memory (no pressure, keep doing it at your own pace).
>I'm thinking your powers, your new home, and your waifu/husbando for choices. Any other choice spring to mind?
Perhaps a free (or cheap) one-time changing of your form (plus of course at-will version as one of the potential powers - perhaps even one that lets you alter others), and maybe some (maybe hilariously mundane) drawbacks if you feel like you didn't have enough points?
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>>52176846
Not what I meant senpai. I meant that every option in the CYOA sucks. As is the norm for anything but Liminal.
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You know, either today or tomorrow, or maybe the the day after, The Scientist will post the new Necromancer CYOA.
We're almost there, zombies and gentleskellies.
It's so close that if I had a tongue, I'd be able to taste it.
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>>52176825
I think something like the following was meant:
>successful
Things are progressing in the direction dictated by your evil nature.
>obsolete
You don't need to use them in this day and age for things to progress that way.
>passive
You exist, therefore you push the world toward the aforementioned direction.
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>>52176825
Imagine you're the great evil in charge of bringing scarcity and poverty. On some infinite, bountiful worlds that might be one hell of a job, but on Earth with its finite resources and with mankind's wasteful nature you don't have to lift a finger. Results are what matter though. So in the eyes of the evil community, you're responsible for all the Earth's scarcity. Hence you're doing one hell of a job.
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>>52176927
Lots of good cyoas out there. Not everyone but liminals suck. Stupid to even suggest.
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>>52176959
Some of us have been waiting for the NCYOA update for so long we're already dead.
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>>52176991
I think the other anon typed "but" when they meant "by".
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>>52176791
Maybe different housing choices? Other than that and weak passive decay abilities with massive range I can't really think of anything. Maybe that but you degrade memories and thus this would be the first you hear of it? I don't know. Interesting concept.
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>>52176991
I meant to write
>anything BY Liminal
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>>52176959
I can feel the heresy coming. Deep. So deep I feel it in my soul_.
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>>52176825
This >>52176985 explains it better than I did. Feel free to ask more questions. It'll give me an insight into what I should definitely make clear/explain well.
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>>52176090
some questions and observations

do you plan to add a "roll your fate in case of prison break" page for wardens similar to the one you put in Enslaved?
Prison type, design and upgrades take up a lot of space but there is little interaction between them and the rest of the cyoa. Some of the options in those sections feel like a point dumps.
"sexy aliAns" in Sil t'loak description
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>>52177031
You don't need a soul where you're going.
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>>52177024
>Maybe different housing choices?
I thought that's what "your new home" meant. As in, you'd get to choose from a number of options.
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>>52176987
>>52176985
So... I don't have to do anything? Just existing is enough? And then I get a cute Demoness waifu? I'm down for that.
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>>52176162
Damn, that picture is so bright and pastel it reminds me of those fake rooms in Ikea.
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>>52177002
Most likely someone died waiting for the update
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>>52176411
>The Ultimate Riddle
HOW
THIS IS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE
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OC from last thread, not my creation.

I'd go with
>Confident Soul, Lost Inheritance, Harem Mode
A bit of a buff to my nature, money and a home to take good care of my wife/sub in, and something to help smooth things over between her and whatever sub I end up with from this cyoa.
>Hernandez
My kinda Dom
>Angelica
Sofia is tempting, but Angelica is too cute and will mesh very very well with my current sub. The two of them being happy together will hopefully help with the whole rivalry thing as well.
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>>52177273
>OC from last thread

Just because it hasn't been posted in forever doesn't make it OC.
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>>52177305
Are you serious? It is less than seven hours old.
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>>52177305
>Just because it hasn't been posted in forever
What had been posted before were unifinished versions. The previous thread saw the first posting of this version that has all the options and pictures.
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>>52177269
That's easy anon, the answer is death.

Kids are addicted to the cinnamon sugar, they eat excess amounts of it until they get morbidly obese and die from diabetes.

The answer has always been death.
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>>52176720
Oo are we doing all the various Outer World ones this thread?
Let's go!
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>>52177382
The Price of the Power you picked, or if you refused there is the next page.
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>>52177273
>will mesh very very well with my current sub.
Wow. What an awful person you are. Fuck you AND your happiness...
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>>52177392
If you refused the strange red voice, then these become your options. Of course, fucking off is still an option itself.
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>>52177414
And the responsibilities you'll be taking on. Next image of course, is the flat refusal of everything so far.
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>>52177431
Last bit of choices, no more refusal hidden thing here given that just fucking off home is still a bad choice.
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>>52177447
And last but not least, the final consequences.
I like Liminal's work, but sometimes he is a bit of a dick with the consequences.
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>>52177414
>Of course, fucking off is still an option itself.
And that is the option every sane person picks when a cyoa punishes you for not wanting to be fucked by a cactus
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>>52177367
>What had been posted before were unifinished versions.

Alright, I'll accept that then, my bad. I just remember seeing it forever ago. The boons and mentors for sure I know I've seen before. The subs, I don't know how many were added, this wasn't my thing so I didn't read enough of that part. WIPs besides the Genie Galleries shouldn't be posted anyway, either they take forever to be completed or they just never get finished at all.
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Rolled 2 (1d6)

>>52177471
>picked Trash
fug
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>>52177527
Wip posting is cancer yes
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>>52177394
Hey it's not all roses and wine anon! I've got her and three family members to take care of, over 30k of debt to deal with, and my health is finally starting to go due to age and overwork.
I just try to take the happy moments where I can get them, mostly out of her. Besides, she's got a thing for redheads.
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>>52176047
I fucking love this scenario/build! I also remember a PDF with a similar premise, but you roll for the powers and you face against the Challenger.
>Peak Mind
>Telepathy
>Omni lingual
>Molecular Telekinesis
>Limited Omniscience
>Regeneration
>Imaginary Constructs
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>>52177589
Fuck you, fuck your happiness...
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>>52177575
Sorry bud, but hey I'm sure that the rim world of Pram isn't all bad!
Here you go, good luck!
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>>52177382
>Serve Jai for 1000 years
>In exchange get to live for 5 to 10 million years

YEP SIGN ME THE FUCK UP
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>>52177693
>I'm on a backwater surfer planet
FUCK
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>>52177688
Why ya gotta hate?
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>>52177816
Because I'm miserable and you're living a life that, based on the tiny bit of information I have, is what I want. Flaunting that reminds me of the simple fact that some people get to live what I can only dream of.
That fact shatters me. It forces me to try to make you feel worse, in a sad and pitiful attempt to lower your happiness so mine is higher in comparison.
It is sad. I know.
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>>52177696
Physical existence. I think it fucks over your ability to reincarnate or live beyond physical reality, both of which seem to be treated as real concepts in the setting.
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Waifu Blues
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>>52177881
I'm sorry anon.
I won't try to give the usual self-help advice or stuff like that. Just try. That's all I can say, is to try.

Good luck.
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>>52177920
>posting the last page first
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>>52176897
Ship? Me? Was there a difference?

>Origin
Rebirth

>Ship Focus
Feeling

>Captain's Chair
Shared Senses

>Aesthetics
Ship's Choice

>Ship's Personality
Deredere

>Body Modification
Digital Uplink

>VR System
Builder

>Food
Cosmic Radiation

>Information Subscription
SOL

>Companion
Ship

I am at the center of my Ship, and will never leave. I love you.
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>>52177696
>1000 years of doing horrific shit, getting locked in featureless boxes, and having a voice yammering in your head
>imagining the thing which emerges from that experience will resemble you in the slightest
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>>52177958
I'm posting it in the order it's in in beri's drive. Take it up with him.
S'not like we haven't all seen it before.
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>>52177920
Better have all of them this time.
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>>52177954
I'm grateful but I can't change my situation unfortunately. C'est la vie.
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>>52178009
I'm posting all the images in his drive if that's what you mean.
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>>52178046
6 of 6 (not counting the meta aka "why can't you just play the CYOA as written?"-page)
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>>52178000
>I'm posting it in the order it's in in beri's drive.
>>52178046
>I'm posting all the images in his drive if that's what you mean.
Did you download them from a previous CYOA thread, and only checked the drive for the order in which to post 'em, or did you get them from the drive and purposefully rename them as if they'd been uploaded to 4chan and then re-downloaded?

If the former, why not rename the files before uploading? If the latter, just... why?
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>>52178073
But the meta page is my favorite
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>>52178073
>not posting the final page
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>>52175924
Not even memeing but I hate how the english language lacks a lot of gender-neutral words. Never noticed it until making this stupid cyoa.

How fucking weird would it be to have your little sister call you "sibling" in the cyoa? I don't want to break immersion for anyone by using sister or brother.
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>>52178168
I use sibling all the time, but I am admittedly strange.
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>>52178163
Wasn't in the folder so yes, I did not post it
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>>52178168
English has plenty of gender-neutrals, but they're all used for inanimates so they become really strange when used for people.
Also, most forms of personal reference, like brother or sister are generally, you know, used between people who know each other's gender.
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>>52177414
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>>52177382
shoulda stopped while you were ahead the cyoa the movie the game
>>52177414
airi
synthetic brain upgrade 1
synthetic brain upgrade 2
ghost series upgrade 1
electrokinetic series upgrade 1
electrokinetic series upgrade 3 (2 is just a repeat of 1 so im skipping it)
electrokinetic series upgrade 4
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>>52178168
Go with they/them/their. It's a little out of it but it's generally how it's done "They give you a hug and give you a squeaky-voiced cry of joy to see you" &etc.
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>>52178168
Depends entirely on the family and relationship.
My sister has called me bro, boy child, brother, by name, by Spanish bastardization of my name (we are both white as fuck) and various types of hey you.
I call her sis, a nickname that is just her shortened name, girl child (though I've laid off on that one since she had her college gender issue thing), a quick rhyme of her name with the word noodle at the end, and recently just a shortened male version of her name.
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>>52178271
It sounds dumb
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>>52178291
>college gender issue thing
>male version of her name
So your sister is a lost cause huh?
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>>52175924
Four choices? There's only a couple that seem interesting to me, so I'll take the rest and probably use them once in a blue moon.

>Demon Maid

I would like to get into firearms, so I don't see it being that hard to come to like each other.

>wizardchan

Not too hard, just lurk enough to tell what's sacrastic newfag responses and genuine discussion. Could be useful.

That's all I'm really interested in. I guess I'll take Meme Machine, always wanted a pet and this looks like it'd be simple to take care of. Possibly Anime Lenses too for shits and giggles. If I could let other people try them too, that'd be great.

Waifu option of grimy note doesn't really appeal as I'd have to move away from civilization, and yanderee doll no thanks.
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>>52178168
First have her mention that she's your sister and then have her call you "you".
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>>52178318
Nah, she's just big into that 'labels tie you down' thing and wanting to make sure she doesn't get held back. Same reason she got her tubes tied so that she wouldn't ever suffer an oops baby.
It's kind of a shame, given that she's a literal Shirley Temple type girl who's gone into programing and just landed an awesome job with it. Her boyfriend is a cool guy, though she's just using him for companionship and dick at this point.
My worry is her manic/depressive swings, but I do what I can to help.
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what's the most degenerate CYOA?
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>>52178377
She sure sounds like a lost cause, that's for fucking sure.
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>>52178377
>just being used for companionship and dick
sounds better than being a walking ATM
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>>52177951
>Brunette
>Breasts: Medium
>Breasts: Lightweight
>Butt: Big
>Build: Lithe
Really needs more options.
>Age: Fresh

>Equal
I've learnt that both being the sub and the dom might be fun, even if I have a clear lean.
>Libido: Matching
Obviously.
>Demeanor: Cute
Sensual would be nice, but not in public.
>Hobbies: Cooking, Nursing, Art, Cleaning (14)
>Race: Nekomimi (15)
Items: None
>Powers: Sake, Nutrition (24)
>Eternity: None
>Suitor: Whoever fits
I don't think a waifu should be able to pick who to be the waifu of. That's the reverse of how it should be.
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>>52178398
Both will leave you feeling empty and used, in the end.
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>>52178388
To each their own opinion, I'm just happy that her student loans look to be worth it and in line for paying off within the decade while not worrying about having to support her financially anymore. Really glad she's happy and has gotten away from the rest of our family.
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>>52178409
aye
That's my excuse for not having a girlfriend, totally not just because I can't get one, nope, this was a willing choice
VR so we can have waifus that don't abandon us fucking when
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>>52178409
What are you talking about? *Real* men don't have emotions. They're solid chunks of logic and muscle.
Fucking manlets, when will they learn?
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>>52178384
Life.
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>>52178472
AHAHA
THE BEST MEME IN THE WORLD
There was a thread on /pol/ earlier today about some guy who took the twink pill combo and became a trap/tranny, and a good looking one at that. They instantly went from being a shut-in NEET to someone successful at life, with the only drawbacks being that they get followed around if they go out at night alone, and other guys don't respect her opinion on cars and mechanics shit even though she used to be a mechanic.
Girls have it so fucking easy in america, all they have to do is not be lard-balls and they win at life.

Life fucking sucks, post CYOAs so I can pretend mine is a bit better for five minutes
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>>52178472
>What are you talking about? *Real* men don't have emotions. They're solid chunks of logic and muscle.
If I'm not a *real* man, I guess that means I'm a complex man.
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>>52178472
If I could get rid of one real-life meme I think it would have to be the
>UR not a REAL MAN/WOMAN if you CAN*T do X thing I CAN DO
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>>52178531
Shoulders too broad, I'm guessing?
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>>52178433
Embrace oblivion, anon.
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>>52178557
Yeah, the Scotsman's Fallacy is pretty fucking nasty.
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>>52178560
I'm built like a fucking football player gone to fat, so yeah.
I'm going to have to work out to join the military in a few months though, so I'll just look like a football player then.
Still fucked though.
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>>52178604
Don't get tied up with a military girl, senpai.
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>>52178604
Oh man, you picked a good time to join the American armed forces.
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>>52178604
You should try to eat less food
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>>52178620
I've heard the stories, aye, I'll be dodging women like the fucking plague.

>>52178634
No shit, their budget got a huge boost already and I'd rather not wait to get conscripted into WW3 when I can get a 2 year head start and be something other than a fucking foot soldier.
>>52178646
That's part of the plan

Can we stop talking about real life and post CYOAs?
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>>52178667
Sure!
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>>52178667
Only if you tell us which CYOAs to post, and you make a build for it.
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>>52178710
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>>52178377
>she got her tubes tied

I'm sorry your sister is so damaged.
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>>52177269

Through the power of SCIENCE!
Get a bunch of kids, force 'em to eat that stuff, and then one by one you write down the data you collect about their preferences and stuff.
Think of it: You could get a Nobel if you actually manage it!
Clearly the hardest feat of them all, but worth if only for that.
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>>52178736
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>>52177471
in the sanctuary cyoa something saves a bunch of our universe by creating sanctuary worlds. i think the elder just wants to demoralize people that didnt take its offer. some people still get saved and the beyond sanctuary cyoa comes after this so the universe somehow survives and so do some people on earth even if earth itself doesnt survive. a bunch of places sound like they didnt survive.
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>>52178710

Alalda Flamemourn
>Stroc
>Prophet
>Clarity, Charisma, Vitality

>Battlemage
>Knight Sword 4
>Polearm 10
>Magitech Musket 16
>Kite Shield 20

>Divine Unlock 1
>Weapon of Light (Magitech Musket) 2
>Weapon of Light (Polearm) 3
>Courageous Light (Battlemage) 4
>Fortitude (Battlemage) 5
>Light Ray 6
>Light Ward 7
>Mending Sparks 8
After Search and Rescue
>Consecrate
>Divine Halo
>Light Chains
After Skirmish
>Fire Unlock
>Flame Weapon (Knight Sword)
>Dragoon Armor (Battlemage)
>Explosive Blows (Polearm)
After Fort Defense
>Judgement
>Guardian
>Heaven's Fury
>Cloud of Smoke
>Conflagration
After Defiant
>Ascension
>Purge
>Apostles
>Demigod
>Magma Torrent
>Nova

>Princess Kayla's Brigade
>Phisora Jaeneth 1
>Ada Godefray 2
>Mirielda Bardol 3
>Josephine Balton 4
>Juliana Angaret 5
After Search and Rescue
>Mai Vaughen
>Raptor Mount
After Skirmish
>Sonya Keilana
>Judith Lafleche
>Tyrant Mount
After Fort Defense
>Phisney Carnhel
>Serf Bardol
>Drake Mount
After Defiant
>Dragon Mount
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>>52178881

Alalda, who's family had perished, was rescued by a Beautarian fighter as the city fell. She was just a small orphan girl and nobody knew who her family was, so she was named Firemourn after the loss of the city and so many in it. She was taught to ride, shoot and fight by Princess Kayla's bodyguards. Once it was discovered that Alalda had strong magical potential, she was set on the path of becoming a battlemage. Her supreme beauty has led many suitors her way, but her devotion to the purging of all detritus has caused her to reject all approaches.

Alalda specializes in healing magic and protection magic, but her hatred for detritus has given her the power to unleash powerful holy flames upon the twisted, perverse creatures. From atop her flying mount she scans for where her healing and wards are needed and swoops down to provide aid. In the meantime, she casts light spells and snipes at detritus with her musket from the air. When the fighting gets tough, she's also able to smite enemies up close and cut through the monsters with her blades.
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>>52178751
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>>52179037
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>>52178881
Kek, you already reposted your build before he even finished posting the whole cyoa. That's quite something.
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>>52179063
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How do I stop being a WIP-posterfag?
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>>52179138
Finish your shit and then post it.
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>>52176047
>Lightspeed (20)
>Molecular Telekinesis (15)
>Omniform (10)
>Elemental Mastery: Fire, Water, Wind, Earth (5)
>Beastmaster (0)

I feel like just picking a bunch of the high-level abilities is the easiest thing to go with.
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Tell me your ability ideas. Go nuts and list whatever comes to you.
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>>52179174
Fiddle-playing.
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>>52179174
Dick sucking
Able to deep throat
Able to snowball and make it look hot
Able to make the same sounds like in porn
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>>52179174
Area Omniscience
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>>52179174
Lycanthropy
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>>52179174
You have the power to turn into a 2D anime girl, but you're literally 2D. As in, you you're a flat plane.
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>>52179174
killing yourself CYOA to find the best way to kill yourself
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>>52179174
at all times your body is like a piñata, but with stinging insects, venomous snakes, scorpions, and spiders instead of candy.
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>>52179065

It doesn't hurt anything.
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>>52179174
you turn into a living hole. You're pitch black, and you can reach inside yourself to put things in or take things out. there may be things already in there for you to grab.
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>>52179335
Didn't we have one of those? Though you're right, I guess we could use a big one. Preferably with details on how to properly kill yourself using these methods, so people can finally stop whining about how CYOAs won't ever be reality.
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>>52178601
That's not what the Scotsman fallacy is, for crying out loud.
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Saber CYOA when?
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>>52179174
>Shapeshifting and/or transformation
Alter your appearance and possibly your physical abilities (at least for yourself, maybe usable on others as well).
>Stop time
Potentially letting others remain unfrozen with you.
>Normalcy
Whatever you do, people won't mind because they think it's normal. Maybe even make them consider that whatever you do is generally good, or have someone excempt from the effect if you want to toy with them (i.e. they'd react as people generally would to whatever you were doing, but others would ignore their attempts at pointing out the strangeness / calling for help / etc).
>Charm
Make people infatuated with yourself, or perhaps someone else.
>Alter physics
Make things around you work as if you were, say, in a cartoon (e.g. get squished by a piano? Emerge from under it all flat and wobbly, but pop back to normal - or at least a more normal state - by blowing on your thumb or somesuch), or some other unrealistic way.
>Item conjuration
Create items from nothing, such as clothing to wear, a snack to eat, etc. Dismiss them if you so desire, so you could eat a conjured cake and not suffer the calories, or not have to undress when you want to remvoe the conjured clothing, and so on.
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>>52179174
Creating a mental entity that may or may not help you based on your subconscious (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Id_Beast_Creation). Amorphous physiology. Freezing fire. Liquid lightning. Transform into a dragon. Weather control. Telekinesis. Telefrag. Absolute zero beam emission. Super jump. Area creation/manifestation. Regeneration.
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>>52179174
The ability to bend reality as you will
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>>52179174
Ability to create living things/spirits through casting spells.
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Shut up, you're ruining my misinformation campaign.
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>>52179529
What?
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>>52179768
You know damn well what I'm talking about.
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>>52176791
Can you have a decent amount of male roomates if not 50/50 to girls? I'm tired of most CYOAs appealing entirely to people to like women only.
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>>52179174
Idea denial.
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>>52176897
>Time Kidnapped
>Exploration
>Shared senses
>Ship's choice (I am bad at designing shit and I hope my shipfu let me choose some shit once in a while)
>Deredere
>Digital uplink
>MMO Focus (I like other people sometimes too)
>Ship grown
>Xeno focus
>Ship

With all of this I want to see beautiful shit, discover new things while listening to good and foreign music/reading that kind of stuff all the time. While enjoying my shipfu.
Most comfiest ship ever.
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>>52179834
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>>52179899
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>>52179923
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>>52179174
Specific mechanics should conform to a composed holistic vision, not the other way around.
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>>52179174
The "Anti-Faggotry" ability to stop faggots from being faggots for once.

Has diminishing returns over subsequent uses on the same faggot.
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>>52179947
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>>52178620
Not him, but why?
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>>52180079
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>>52179813
Why should I? You don't do anything in particular to gratify me for doing so.
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>>52180151
You don't have to if you don't want to. It was just a suggestion since you asked for them.
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Hey are there any CYOAs that let you build a civilization? I'm aware of the domain one, but I'm interested in one that let's you focus more on stuff like resource allocation and source of income and stuff like that.
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>>52180179
I was just giving you a chance to provide incentives that I might have missed. Sorry it didn't work out.
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>>52180204
Not to my knowledge.
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>>52180204
I'm working on one, but ... no idea when it'll be done. It'll take a long time, so don't hold your breath.
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>>52176090
>>52176114
>>52176132

>Warden
>Prison Design: High-Tech prison and Bioeenginered Prison
>Prison Size: Medium
>Female Prison
>Vice Wardens: Lily Lovett and Lilith
>Uniform: No Uniform
>Power Negation: Power Suppression Collar
>Prison Upgrades: Medical Facility, Prison Gym, Additional Warden, Assistant, Wardens, D.T.F., Special Request (Picture) and Favorite Pet.
>Special Rules: Minimum Orgasm (10)
>Treatments:Slave Training, Increased Sensitivity (Upgraded) and Rape
>Punishments: Heightened Libido, Parasites (Upgraded), Monster Menagerie (Upgraded), Cum Plugged, Bimbofication and futafication.
Yessss, good, very good mmmmm.


My prison is the ultimate sex slave factory! It will be split in 3 sections. Section 1 is the high-tech section this is where new prisoners are sent and where they will begin their slave training. Section 1 will focus on breaking the slaves and turning them into horny sluts with Rape Treatment. Minimum orgasm will force them to orgasm 10 times per day. If they fail to orgasm 10 times they will be punished with Bimbofication or Heightened Libido to ensure they keep the quotas. Section 2 is a bio lab, this is were the slaves need to learn restraint. A sex slave must be a horny slut, but slaves must must be completely obedient to their master or mistress. Section 2 is ruled by Lilith, she will teach them to not fuck anything they see and be ruled by their own desires. Last section is section 3 a bioeenginered hive, this is the final step in the slaves education. Here they will learn endurance and they will be tested to their limits by Lily Lovett to become the highest quality sex slaves. She will fuck them silly and if they fail to keep up, Monster Menagerie and Parasites will be used to increase their endurance. Lily will also order the slaves to break the special rule in order to get punished with tons of punishments. If they fail to obey her they will be sent back to section 1 to redo the slave training.
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>>52179138

I like listening to music while I make images, the proper mood being set, it does wonders for putting you in that zone where the efforts involved become almost automatic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV-hSgL1R74
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>>52180308
You monster.
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>>52176047
Superhuman strength (22)
Superhuman speed (19)
Superhuman durability (16)
Superhuman healing (13)

Superhuman mind (10)
Superhuman senses (7)
Oncoming storm (4)

Blink(3)
Omnilingual (2)
Minor TK (1)
Surface reader (0)
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>>52180257
You the nigga from two thread ago asking for help with the neighbor section?
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>>52180458
No, I'm working on the Arcology CYOA.
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>>52180056
Military women are huge sluts, basically, and crazy drama hounds.
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>>52180583
That's just women. They're more open about it in the military, though. Or it seems that way because of our perspective as military men.
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>>52176090
Question, what does it mean by heroes and villains? Is there a separate sheet for shit?
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>>52180765
Heroes and villains from any and all settings you can think of, basically. CYOAs, comics, movies, games...
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>>52180106
you've forgot the lewd dlc my guy
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>>52180744
DARPA must be working quickly, if the robots can post on /tg/.
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>>52180788
>put everyone from Domain Master in the jail
>even the creepy doll
>especially the creepy doll
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>>52180880
That made me laugh.
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>Highlander is turning Traveler into a game and novel.
How can other authorfags even compete? Is there any authorfags that can even try to compete?
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>>52180929
Why would they want (or even need) to?
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>>52180880
I'm a robot because I recognize reality? For the record, many men are also huge sluts and incredible drama hounds. There's no special correlation with being in the military though.
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>>52177951
before picking a suitor
>brunette, medium, big, lithe, fresh,
>submissive, matching, formal,
>hobbies: cooking (3)
>human
Wanted to be a good waifu and pick a man but those who I liked didn't like my build and those who liked me were faggots. Would build myself for Simon if I started from picking a suitor. So I picked Monica which gave me 16 points of true love. Already have cooking so I have 13 points left to spend on benefits
>shrinking (monica will love it), love construct, marriage
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>>52180880
Is that a reference to /r9k/? Because I was not expecting that.
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I'm trash. Literal trash. Not only am I an irredeemable edgefag, I also can't NOT post wips. I need to be guilted and shamed into finishing stuff.

This shit is going to be COMFY though. It will be comfydark. Not grimdark. COMFY.

Thank god the powerfantasy aspects are done. Now I can get to the homes and waifus/husbandos. Though I'm rethinking the inclusion of homes.
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>>52178531
>she
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>>52181100
>Not evil power of donuts
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>>52181092
Yes, that was the joke.
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>>52181100
Rude little vamp shit.
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>>52178736
I hate the way you are locked into columns for ability progression. IMO it would be so much better if any t1 ability unlocked any t2 ability unlocked any t3 ability.

That way you can skip over abilities you don't like
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>>52181100
>posting a WIP of a CYOA this good

Just finish it already you fucking cocktease.
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>>52181319
We can't always get what we want, you fucking whore.
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>>52181100
>It's not like they're stupid enough

Does she not know what erosion is? Or that paper decays, stone can be broken, and not everyone is always considered important enough to keep records of?
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A lot of underaged schoolgirls itt right now.
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>>52180744
Jeez, women aren't that bad. We at least have to give them credit for being the inspiration for 2D cuties.
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>>52181503
Earth is baby tier. A magicless, godless world inhabitated by glorified monkeys.

In any other world, there'd be oracles, immortal gods, etc. to take care of that. You'd actually have to make an effort to expand your legion beyond the unlucky losers you got day one.

You'll have to keep that in mind when choosing your waifu/husbando if you want to flourish in the next world too.
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>>52181100
Those aspects of evil make me laugh.

I wonder what would happen if you used fire to spread mankind to the stars, all the while claiming that you're totally just setting them up for an even bigger fall.

Or if you went down to the land of Death to take a census and get to know every one, but definitely only to better understand what makes someone forgettable. You know, like Mom. No way that you're just a history buff.

Blood could make everyone harder, better, faster, and stronger while still keeping a relatively hands off approach. Give the order of "Be excellent to each other, and remember to donate." Suddenly, blood transfusions are a form of mutually beneficial social contract, that advances your goal of "Biding time and searching for the worthy."

Darkness just sounds comfy as fuck. I'm having fun sitting in it right now. Now if only it could give back rubs while advancing the inevitable. That'd be great.
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>>52181564
Can I fuck them?
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>>52181100
>Though I'm rethinking the inclusion of homes.
everyone needs an evil lair
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>>52181751
I love the way you think.
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>>52181720
I don't mind women. Hell, I am one. But sometimes that just makes them piss me off even more, especially when they're going maximum tee-hee mode.
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>>52176719
>Fugitive
>Alchemy, Darkness [8]
>Mothman, Drider [5]
>Dungeoneering (Arrow Trap, Spell Binding Circle, Cultists), Reinforcements (Slime Infanty), Dungeon Dungeon, Leadership, I Have You Now My Pretty [0]
Entering my lair is a battle of attrition; assassins attack from the shadows, regenerating slime blocks obvious routes and hypnotists bewitch adventurers who have often been drugged by dart or gas. Then the real fun begins as I interrogate and convert my prisoners. Some Stay as cultists while others are released as sleeper agents to draw other parties to their doom.

I first came here to conduct my research in peace and despite failing to escape my reputation I stayed to study the chimeric locals. The moths thrive in twilight and the spiders in the dark but seems a pity that the insect folk should be confined to the forest. An adventuring princess that I recently captured is proving harder to process than expected and I wonder if such stubbornness would not suit the first of a an new breed of bee people. Only one way to find out.
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>>52181726
>godless

You fool, you've summoned them.
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>>52181964
Nothing to argue about. Offcourse Earth has to be godless in that setting. A real God would undo an apocalypse immediately, being omnipotent and all.
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>>52181830
So do I. I have great fun with it.

>>52181809
I completely agree. There are a great many important things that Evil requires space for.

Such as corn and mating.
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>>52181781
I don't know, can you?
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>>52181992
Unless it was a part of their divine plan, you see.
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>>52181922
Post your flabby tits.
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>>52182118
Don't worry, you'll probably have tits someday.
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anime lenses glasses
adventure helmet
demon maid
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>>52182197
That couldn't have been more unfunny and unwitty. I believe you are actually a woman.
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>>52176897
>Rebirth
>Exploration
>Comfy
>Alternative Reality
>Tsundere
>Digital Uplink
>Role Focus
>Ship Grown
>Ship Only Network
>Ship

Fuck, this is comfy
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>>52182059
>He doesn't know
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>>52181964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smZwG-auxC8
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>>52176897
The setting of this cyoa confuses me. Someone explain what's going on, please.
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>>52178710
This is gonna sound weird. But if the creator is reading this, but can you edit a past character of mine you added to the addon? An Ifraix named Reshmier, I didn't even add a bio and I feel bad so I want to recreate it right.
>Ifraix
>Sentinel
>Vitality, Endurance, Intellect, Mind, Charisma
Survivability is the main thing here, then leadership
>Aegis
See above
20 coins
>1 handed War hammer-16
>Staff-10
>Square Shield-6
>Wand-2
>Dagger-0
Either the Shield and Warhammer or Staff are used at a time. Wand is kept on my belt, and the dagger is kept up my boot.
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>Undead Unlock, Ceaseless, Summon Undead, Soul Seeker, Relentless charge, Soul Guardians, Thrall, Death Miasma, Army of the Dead
>Acoustic Unlock, Song of Perseverance, Song of Fragility, In Rilievo, Amoros ( For my staff)
>Divine Unlock, Mending Sparks, Light ward, Light ray, Consecrate, Light Chains, Guardian, Ascension, Demigod, Apostles.
>Nature Unlock, Companion ( Black Irish Terrier), Spirit Warding Armour Etch, Leaf metal etch ( For my War hammer)
>Bone Seekers
Only reall guild I could choose here. Turlough is definetly my kind of guy. Using heretical and corrupting magic while being a genuinely good guy.
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>Lucienne Godfrey-20
>Guillaume Juhel-19
>Roseia Oceus-17
>Abaigeal Ni Sithigh-16
>Irene Bocuse-15
>Harold Vangen-12
>Felna Wyvern-6
>Richart-4
>Earl Reimfred-0
I'm a sucker for anybody with the rank and pile tagged on. The rest of these are either quirky undead guys or waifus.
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>Search and Rescue, Raptor mount
Quick, if not easy job. raptors add another fighter into the fray, plus they add onto the evil looking underdog aesthetic.
>Denial, Scarab Mounts
A smaller enemy party just means less things to get overwhelmed by. Scarab seem pretty good for combat and long hauls.
>Reclamation, Behemoth mount
I good massive battle seems to fit me and my team well. Behemoths seems great for both combat partners and for holding all our junk.
>Defiant, Etching
Another huge battle. I'd be better at doing this than attacking a titan head on or reaching a portal.
When creating his character bio, can you put
Reshmier Scrimpt
"Support Warlord"
Second Era
School: Divine, Undead
Mark:Sentinel
Physical Skill: Up to you
Magical Skill: Up to you
Race: Ifraix
A heavily armored battlemage that makes uses of minions, support and defensive spells, and a warhammer in battle. Despite being an Ifraix, he's obsessed with his own mortality. Thus he will focus on his own life first, helping others survive second, and attacking third. Just wants to be remembered fondly by history and his comrades.
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>>52181100
What do you mean by incompetent? Are the waifus going to be idiots?
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>>52176090
>>52176090
>Warden
>Prison Design
High-Tech
Bioengineered
>Prison Size
Large
>Prison Type
Mixed Prison
>Vice Warden
Sil T'Loak
T.A.Y. 7W3375
>Prison Uniform
Classic
Nude
Parasite Suit
>Power Negation
Power Disabling Field
>Prison Upgrades
Medical Facility
Armory
Surveillance Room
Additional Vice Warden
Wardens Office
Favorite Pet
>Special Rules
Word Of The Day
"Fighting"
Lottery 3%
Minimum Orgasm 100
>Punishments & Treatments
Slave Training - Treatment
Sex Machine - Punishment
Pleasure Harness Upgrade - Treatment
Public Use - Punishment
Rape Upgrade - Treatment
Sissification Males - Punishment
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>>52182465
Humans build highly advanced AI. As is expected, the AI eventually controlled all of human society. Now, the AI realized, that they could infinitely improve and alter themselves because of their nature, yet they enjoyed the human mindset they were programmed with, and feared the thought of losing that. So they thought that partnering with a regular human, who would have influence on their decisions, would be the best method of preserving a human mindset. And the best way to ensure they would stay loyal to the human and continue to wish to empathize with them? By becoming maddeningly, yandere-ly in love with their human partner.
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>>52182557
That's actually really fucking cool. Especially how you're not even sure who is in charge: mankind or the bots.

Any reason why the ship is implied to be a women though? Although I guess it'd be creepier if a male ship did that to a women.
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>>52182453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w2b033DXCw
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>>52182524
Not at all. They're just horribly inefficient at ending worlds, which is ultimately their job. So they get paired up with a better one to balance stuff out.
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>>52182610
Because it was made for us and you're most likely to be a straight male, and thus prefer that your mandatory ship waifu is a female.

And honestly, anon, the ship would probably change its voice modulator in a heartbeat if you want a man's voice.
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>>52182663
Make one a dojikko please.
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>>52181751

>all the while claiming that you're totally just setting them up for an even bigger fall

Or better, you could claim that you are just moving on to destroy the rest of the galaxy via exponential growth.
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>>52177920
This was probably my favorite waifu builder before the stream of like five we got in the recent weeks. It's been outshined since then but I'd like to give it another shot for old times sake.
>Create a waifu
15
>Blonde
>Enormous, Lightweight-14
>Big
>Lithe
>Childish
>Submissive
>Matching
>Everything but Formal and No Change
All of the above besides Formal and No change interests me to be honest. Taking away a point for myself. I read Paul Santerre Cyoa so it's fine.
>Computers-10
>Cleaning-8
>Cooking-5
>Standard
Always thought this race one was unnecessary just because it wasn't my fetish.
I could never afford both of these which always made me feel pretty bad.
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>>52182786
Just as planned. My horde of monkey locusts will consume all!
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>>52182714
Elaborate. I barely know the deres by heart, let alone the more obscure waifu types.
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>>52182846
My weebspeak is rusty, but I think they may be referring to a clumsy (doji) girl (ko). So they're fetishising klutziness or something.
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>>52180313
>Halcyon On and On
>mfw

You have amazing taste, my dude.
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>>52182663
How can someone be inefficient at ending worlds?
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>>52182846
They're clumsy and often also airheaded and sweet.
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>>52182931
Not the dude, but lot's of effort, not a lot of gain, maybe?
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My rightness only makes my smug harder.
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>>52181100
This is hilarious, please keep it up!

They're better be a bazillion waifus, tho
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>>52183023
Quality over quantity my dude.
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Quick question: when it comes to cyoa's, what artstyle is best for the chosen images? Anime? Western? Whatever is on google images?
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>>52183191
Think of the theme of your cyoa.
Also keep in mind this is a chinese cartoon imageboard.
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>>52183191
It doesn't matter, it's just usually best to keep to one style. I'm pretty sure that in the pastebin there is a guide for finding images of specific types.
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>>52183191
Whatever you do, don't go realistic. You haven't known suffering until you're browsing through hundreds of tumblrs for pics of models who hopefully resemble the characters you made.
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>>52176897
Ship? Me? Was there a difference?

>Origin
Rebirth

>Ship Focus
Feeling

>Captain's Chair
Shared Senses

>Aesthetics
Ship's Choice

>Ship's Personality
Kuudere

>Body Modification
Digital Uplink

>VR System
Builder

>Food
Cosmic Radiation

>Information Subscription
SON

>Companion
Ship

I am the center of my Ship, and will never leave. I love you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mCWgAhtlUU
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>>52183191
Anime works the best around here.
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>>52176897
Ship? Me? Was there a difference?

>Origin
Rebirth

>Ship Focus
Feeling

>Captain's Chair
Shared Senses

>Aesthetics
Ship's Choice

>Ship's Personality
Dandere

>Body Modification
Digital Uplink

>VR System
Builder

>Food
Cosmic Radiation

>Information Subscription
SON

>Companion
Ship

I am my Ship, and will never leave. I love you...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0Yaf25e4Zw
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>>52181100
I liked so far.
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>>52176897

>Origin: Time Kidnapped
What happened? Where am I? What's going on?
>Ship Focus: Fighting
If I'm stuck in here I at least want to be well protected.
>Captain's Chair: Comfy
This was a lot more comfortable than I thought it'd be.
>Aesthetics: Full Design
If I can't ever leave I guess I should make this prison a comfortable and pleasing one...
>Ship Personality: Kuudere
Maybe we can be friends...I just need some time.
>Body Modification: Drone Control
Great, now I don't feel so trapped.
>VR System: Builder Focus
Ability to create whole new worlds? Sold.
>Food: Flavor Implant
I've always wondered what dragon tastes like.
>Information Subscription: Human Focus
Hopefully their message boards don't suck.
>Companion: Dolls
Shipmates would be nice.

I don't take well to this new universe at first, the prospect of eternity stuck aboard a ship in a world where Humans are corralled by AI outweighs the idea of immortality and space travel. A lot of the excitement in traveling to alien worlds is lost when you can't actually land there, you know?

It took a long time to warm up to Bastille (good name for a prison/fortress ship) and I think a small part of me will always resent her for kidnaping me from my home. I know she feels guilty about it but it's not like she can do anything about it, even if she wanted.

We have eternity together, it'll work out one way or another.
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>>52183445
Also, I forgot to mention, but comfydark is my favourite "thematic". Altough I usually think of things like Over Then Garden Wall or Yume Nikki instead of "world ender" stuff.
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>>52167955
Would be nice if you could pick multiple crimes. Like, two or three. Would be more dynamic. Anyway, I'll take pædophilia, which has the best bonuses, and trustworthy, which is the better way to live out of those two. Plus it fits me well. With the perk, I'll take fraud and Pitch Man. That'll come in handy

Expert:
Leadership, since the whole premise is being a leader.
Diplomacy, since it's super fucking useful.
Business Management because, let's be real here, we're going to want money. And assets that pay you are the best assets, so it's best to maximize those.

Advanced:
Escape, because we're all escaped criminals.
Languages and Politics, because we're going to have to deal with a variety of people - and if everything goes well enough, I may even set up my own polity. The galaxy is apparently ripe for that sort of thing, after all.
Disguise because I'm a persona non grata, and it's going to be necessary to do a lot of business and put my social skills to good use.
Navigation, since as the boss that may be my day to day job as well as anyone else's, and
Small arms, because realistically chances are good we're gonna see some fights when shit goes south.

Basic:
Charm seems handy.
Bluffing and chameleon seem like subsets of disguise, but they're useful in their own rights.
Durability is a good thing to have.
Survival may be what we need for a while when laying low.
Science is something every leader should be skilled in.
Seduction seems useful, and fits my background.
Small unit tactics and strategy are pretty necessary for a leader, even if I'm not going the war crimes route.
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>>52183508
Oh... I need to play Yume Nikki again.
Thank you for reminding me.
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>>52183566
Psychic powers seem super useful, and also unduplicable.
Advanced Ship, because it's both my home and my main tool in making money, at least to start. And it's the only thing besides my body that I should never lose.
Storied Past, because mechanically I think it should be that way, and Augmented, because those options are nice.

Compulsion seems appropriate to my background as well.
Public Enemy is actually kind of nice, it shows they care about me after all~

NGBR seems like a great combat weapon, with the Hydra 2120 as a useful sidearm.
Regulator armor is good for someone who, like me, is going to be in a variety of situations.

The guidebook seems very important.
An ocular implant and neural enhancer should prove substantial boons as well. Skeletal reinforcement is nice, and a dermal transplant should help when I'm pretending not to be me, but unexpectedly encounter a combat situation. The cosmetic bit is necessary, to make it seem as though I'm not augmented at all. Would fuck up my disguises otherwise.

Supplies and weaponry are pretty much a given. Gold is a good starter, we can get things sorted out nicely and get some more long-term assets going. The guidebook should make fencing easy.

For ship type, the Unknown is obvious. Sure, it has a big drawback, but that's a problem that we can solve with time.
Cloaking is pretty necessary considering I'm on the run.
The AI should allow me to fully take advantage of the ship's systems once I've got them figured out, and hopefully smooth out the learning curve a bit.
Sickbay is necessary to avoid significant losses.
Sensors are entirely necessary since avoiding the fuzz is part of this game.
And hydroponics should let us go dark for a while and survive, and generate some extra income while when we don't need to go dark.
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>>52176897
Dlc
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>>52183588
Let's say I'm in independent space, fleeing the Terran Empire.
Melanie Krauss seems like a good enemy to have. If she plays by the book, that means she's predicable.
Someone polite like Poppy Appleby also seems like a worthy opponent.
I look forward to capturing both of these individuals.

Crew... I don't like companion parts of CYOAs, especially when they're like this and the only real big of knowledge you get is a meaningless name and image. Although on close examination, it seems they're organized by type, so that's something.

Mary Palmer seems like an appropriate engineer. It's up to her, first of all, to figure out what the hell is up with our ship. Engines are the first priority, followed by guns. Then they comfort stuff. That's assuming we've got the add-ons figured out, otherwise cloaking comes after engines, and hydroponics comes before comfort. Medbay comes hopefully before we need it.

Kazuo Yano seems like the best doctor available. Heywood is also good, but he's apparently liable to die soon enough himself.

You Jeong seems like the best pilot. Hopefully she doesn't mind setting her vendetta aside until we build up a big enough powerbase to win a war like that easily.

Jesse Poole is in charge of the hydroponics lab, and he can have dominion over any uninhabited planets we come to possess.

Erlea Barrios seems like the only chaplain on offer, and her views suit me well enough.

Sila Demir's procurement abilities seem like they'd come in very handy.

There's a slot left, so I guess Amanda Fox could be a useful sword.
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>>52183298
>>52183369

I don't seem to understand.
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>>52183602
And... that's it. I come from a corporate background but had no real regard for laws, and had some particular tastes, some of which are also illegal. Luckily, my tongue is fucking sterling and I'm decent in a few other respects, so I organized a breakout and we took this crazy fucking advanced ship. Oh, and I'm a cyber-psychic. So now I've got a squad of dedicated individuals who don't let regulations get in the way of their goals, and we're set to bounce about the independent systems (or go further afield if needed) getting rich. There are two women after me, one to bring me in for breaking out and one to recover my ship, but I'm going to capture and rape them both. Not for me, you understand, but because they're enemies. Once that's dealt with, well, hopefully we'll have some illicit assets set up. Might be worth a foray out beyond settled space to set up some planets growing drugs. If Dr. Poole (because I can hand out doctorates if I want) can get the ecology going right, we won't even need plantations. Then we'll set up some planets for people to live, and take over a few planets with assholish governments. Ms. Fox is in charge of insurgency, but of course I'll supply her with plenty of funding and weapons. Once successful, Dr. Poole and I can work out the details for some general life improvements, and ecumenical matriarch Barrios can ensure that public morals are up to par. Hopefully her ministrations will lead to some suitable outlets for my own passions as well. Meanwhile, of course, we'll build up infrastructure and wealth until we become a reasonably major player in the area. When the time is right, we'll deal with Ms. Jeong's grudge, and her cause will give us the legitimacy we need to get a wider government going.

By the time I pass away, my legacy will be utopia.
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>>52176897
>How did you get here?
Time Kidnapped
>Ship Focus
Feeling
>Captain's Chair
Bath
>Aesthetics
Ship's Choice
>Ship Personality
Kuudere
>Body Modification
Drone Control
>VR System
Builder Focus
>Food
Ship Grown
>Information Subscription
Human Focus
>Companion
Ship

Love this one, but choices almost seem too easy, hardly anyone picks speed or fighting focused ships
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>>52176897
I don't like it at all. Way too creepy.
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>>52183605
The A.I.s do not seem to consider termination of memories to be suicide.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UT9xmRnvax0
>>52177959
>>52183298
>>52183369

>>52183600
Cool.
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>>52183605
He's an edgefag.
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>>52183600
Isn't this only if you chose the ship only network
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>>52178377
She sounds like the epitome of collegerekt, broken people.
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>>52183787
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>>52183298
>>52183369
Now do Key.
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>>52183877
Oh... I need to watch that again.
Thank you for reminding me.
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>>52179174
Wife-beating
arson
being a moderately sized dog
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>>52184040
It's like you're me.
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>>52179174
The ability to read the mind of people above 300lbs
Being able to stop round things for rolling
Understanding exactly what pets want
Agoraphobia
Being able to give people lactose intolerance
The ability to lift anything heavier than 1 ton but less than 1.2 tons
Being mildly fire retardant
Being mildly flammable
Having every hair be a very slight, but noticeably different color
Being unnoticeable in supermarkets unless doing something wrong
Having an aura that compels people to say hi to you without consciously realizing it
Being able to fly but only if you flap your arms really hard
Instantly be able to summon ugg boots that disappear when put on
The ability to make people sneeze by thinking about them up to once every two days
Being able to successfully argue that pepsi is superior to coca cola or vice versa
Being able to rename any cat you want
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>>52181100
What happens if I tell her to go away? That I'm not interested in destroying worlds? You could include that at the end.
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>>52184040
>>52184249
Being able to swap you driver's license picture at will
Being able to change a single type of citrus into another randomized citrus fruit
Taking on the mannerisms of a dentist
Being able to fully immerse yourself in reality TV
Always having a respawning fitted cap with half of a sticker torn off
With willpower and focus, you can change any woman's haircut into Rachel's from Friends
The ability to remove lightbulb filament by reaching through the glass
You are able to eat a book without any downsides
Your wallet is always in a pocket of a random article of clothing you own unless being used
The ability to never worry about your keys
Every time you are punched you cough up a butterfly
The ability to make anything you found funny at age twelve into a meme
1/10th of things with your name on them will combust
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>>52179174
Finding the right thing at the right time.
Finding the right thing at the wrong time (so you need to horde shit for the right time)
Changing the wrong time into the right time for the thing you already have.
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>>52183651
> hardly anyone picks speed or fighting focused ships

I-I do, anon.
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Does anyone have the updated Hero Academy CYOA? Haven't seen it posted in a while and I can't find the newer one anywhere
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>>52176090
>Enjoying this CYOA
>Read death option
Welp, that killed my boner pretty fast.
Decent CYOA, though.
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Has Pokemon Personified Plus+ came out yet?
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>>52184739
Have you?
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>>52184759
Absolutely rekt.
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>>52184779
Yeah, I'm sorry. I've been awake for too long.
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>>52181100
Well, I guess I'll learn what "comfy dark" is if you ever finish this you faggot.
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>>52179834
Did this get a minor update?
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LEMME SEE SOME CYBERPUNK
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>>52184759
Savage
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...I wonder what race war anon is up to...

P.S. page 2 when?
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>>52176466
Isn't this basically what the small gods in Exalted are?
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>>52185019
I dont think so
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>>52185030
Not soon; Currently taking a "break" to work on calculus and accounting over spring break. But since I'm not doing anything right now, I'll work on it now.
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Can someone post soft femdom please?
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>>52176466
Just make robots do it. When shit goes down they call me.
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>>52177273

What does domestic discipline mean?
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>>52180204
Some of the world's in Conduit were suited towards that but they weren't super detailed.
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>>52182465
You've been kidnapped by a yandere spaceship who won't let you ever leave her. In exchange you get to explore the universe and experience maximum coziness.
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>>52183191
It varies based on your theme. Anime is the vanilla option but feel free to so something else.

Just don't use photos of real people unless it's a historical cyoa. It always looks bad.
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>>52185873
Some of the best looking CYOA's use real photos.
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>>52185918
The best looking CYOAs have all used either western or eastern art. I haven't seen a single one that used real photos that didn't look shit. Most of them are terrible which random shitty hot girl would you like to pretend date. I saw exactly one that used old style photos that looked ok. That's it.
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>>52185918
For landscapes and such, but I've yet to see one that had pictures of people that didn't suck.
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>>52185648
Spanking.
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>>52178538
Terrible joke mate.

Made me snort in acknowledgment though, one free internet cookie for you.
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>>52181100
I must say that I liked the cooment about the mother. One thing that I thinks it's rare but that I greatly enjoy in a CYOA is The idea of having a decent and caring family. Royal Revival is particulary good in this aspects. Are there other CYOAs with this?
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>>52186559
I always assume you can create a nice familyonce you're ridiculously awesome.
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>>52186559
I know this feel
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Hey /tg/, I thought you could use a little brightening up, so I made you some simple OC. I hope you like it!
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>>52186571
You can create wifes, children, etc. But not siblings, parents, grandparents, etc.
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>>52186597
Yes. And that's why only those things make sense.
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>>52180151
This is the only response to husbando-whiners. Writing men takes up precious room that could be used for options people actually care about.
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>>52186662
Not him, but I'd rather just deal with guys than bitches. Women are a pain in the ass.
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>>52186662
The problem is the lonely virgins who never get fulfilled no matter how many waifus or husbandos they get. There can't be quality in a CYOA that succumbs to that shit, because the desire is self defeating.
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>>52180151
Well, I mean, you might get a few extra (You)s. I know I'll give you some!
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>>52186593
This is really comfy, thanks anon
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>>52186593
Citrus Vampire, Vacation, and Pupper
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>>52186766
I'd do Citrus Vampire too. Don't really know what else I'd take, a lot of options are really good. Demi-mortal friend would be nice. Recurring problem in my life is that my friends all eventually leave me for one reason or another, not counting me shooing them away for any reason.
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>>52186593
Fucking cruel to the pale, hairy troglodytes amongst us.
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>>52180151
You're not me.
>>52186662
I'm actually going to include husbandos. Like 2:1 waifu/husbando ratio. I might include more now. Who the fuck are you to dictate what the proper response to a request to me is?
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>>52185460
Not that poster but great! Been waiting to see the second part.
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>>52186593
Can you post the citrus vampire image please?
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>>52181100
This has potential. Can I fuck the loli vamp? She's practically gushing over me.
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>>52186593
Divine Day Spa, Goddessbux, Demi-Mortal Friend
Get to refresh my prematurely aching body, get some cheap deals (who doesn't like cheap deals?) and a nifty friend to spend time and have adventures with.
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>>52187045
Why cruel? I'm sorry...

>>52187131
Here you go!
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>>52187184
Thanks.
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>>52186593
Comfy. As. Fuck. Thank you Sunnynon!

- "All" Expense Paid Trip
- Citrus Vampire
- Smartest Phone

Travelling part-timer plan is a GO!
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>>52176897
I just noticed that you appear to have posted an older version. This should be the newest one.
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>>52184830
Someone previously gave Addams Family as an example of comfydark, IIRC.
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>>52181100
Looks good- awaiting for more!
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>>52186593
>Divine Day Spa
>You will leave [...] looking beautiful
Do we get a say in how this beauty manifests itself?
>Citrus Vampire
Does this also give what vampires generally get from blood (i.e. sustenance/immortality)? Also do you need to consume a whole citrus fruit, or just enough citrus fruit flesh (and if the latter, can the fruit flesh be mixed into other things)?
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>>52188171
>Do we get a say in how this beauty manifests itself?

Only insofar as you can tell them whether or not to apply a spray-on tan or do your hair, etc.

The spa cannot really change your appearance much more than might be expected from most spas. If you have acne, your skin will be blemish free, and I suppose they would do some body hair grooming if you wanted.

That sort of thing.

>Does this also give what vampires generally get from blood (i.e. sustenance/immortality)?

That is not stated and was not intended, but if it makes you happy, then sure, why not?

> Also do you need to consume a whole citrus fruit, or just enough citrus fruit flesh (and if the latter, can the fruit flesh be mixed into other things)?

Try not to think too hard about it. I imagine that the goddess likes her directions to be followed specifically and literally, but she is also understanding and merciful when it comes to loose interpretations. She'll know if you're purposely pushing the envelope just to be a smart ass, though!
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>>52186593
I would be more happy if I could convince you to stop shining directly in my eyes, but since Divine Sunglasses weren't an option, I'll take the Dog, the Green Thumb, and the Phone.
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>>52188333
>That sort of thing.
I highly doubt treatments as normal as those could make me look beautiful.
>She'll know if you're purposely pushing the envelope just to be a smart ass, though!
I was mainly thinking about using the Fruity Drink power to get the required fruity bits for free (and possibly make 'em taste better) instead of having to go out and find/purchase the relevant fruit.
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>>52176466
Depends on if my Godly powers are correlated to my followers or not. If they are I'd start looking for open god positions for things more frequent than "Accidents caused by disobedient cows". otherwise just dick around with godly powers until I get bored
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>>52184299
You already are destroying it
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>>52181100
>Basically, if some dead geezer has no ancestors left who remembers him
I think you meant "descendants" instead of "ancestors".
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>>52184299
The context is you're already a god of destruction. You've just been living your whole life ignorant of it. Because you aren't taking an active role the world has only slowly been destroying itself. Unless you can figure out a way to stop it fix it whatever. You're shit out of luck senpai. The world is going to die and it's clearly all your fault.

Now if you still want to make the world a better place?
Kill yourself or leave.
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>>52187155

But anonymous, it sounds like she's your sister
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>>52187071
If you want to waste time go nuts
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>>52186593
"All" Expense Paid Trip
Free Tickets
Fruity Drink

I was initially wary of Fruity Drink - I'm likely to become an alcoholic - but goddamn, who can refuse free drinks FOR LIFE? I can even drink during all those events and vacations! Everyone who picks Fruity Drinks can enjoy the joyous descent into liver failure. God help the Sunny Goddess if she's paying for my friends and my date's drinks too...

The vacation perk doesn't give me a job that offers 4 weeks of even unpaid time off, so that's an issue. I'll probably take weekend trips to cities. Catch a show in New York, enjoy fine dining in Chicago, etc. First class all the way, I'll just play a 3ds or read on the plane.

Free Tickets is basically an excuse to get out of the house. Why regularly sit at home when you have the means to enjoy concerts and shit?
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