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Previous thread: >>52050356
Some resources and archives: http://pastebin.com/vrqYhnpu
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>>52060306
Seems a BAD END is all that remains for cyoa authors who try to rip off Fate/.

Rest in hell, Quiet.
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>>52060333
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>>52060346
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>>52060345
>assuming Quiet was ever going to finish his cyoa anyway
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>>52060360
Page 4/4.
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>>52060345
i dont know if this is at me, but im sorry for being an inept fuckwit - havent ever made one before
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>>52060345
Isn't Quiet still alive? He was posting about progress to his CYOA right before New Year's anyway.

http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/username/QuietCYOA%20Anon/
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>>52060461
Nope. Trust me, he's dead.
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>>52060306
>no grimbright world
>no comfydark world

Worthless cyoa into the trash it goes.
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Whatever happened to the Sex Magic anon
Did he finally post a version the mods wouldn't delete or is he forever exiled to the betentacled realms of /d/
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>>52060589
>Did he finally post a version the mods wouldn't delete
That seems to be the case.

To bad he also removed the reference picture for Mage+.
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>>52060588
> >no grimbright world
> >no comfydark world
>Worthless cyoa into the trash it goes.
Where's your CYOA with those options?
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>>52060629
It's best not to respond to obvious bait anon.
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>>52060629
>you are not allowed to criticize something unless you can create something better yourself

Theoretical knowledge =/= practical knowledge, you adorable idiot.
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>>52060615
Thanks I am a big fan of the lewd cyoas
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>>52060681
I'll go ahead and revise my question, then.

>>52060588
Is there even a CYOA with those options?
If not, why don't you make one?
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>>52060692
>Thanks I am a big fan of the lewd cyoas
then... why aren't you in the /d/ thread?
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>>52060796
>then... why aren't you in the /d/ thread?
What makes you think they aren't?
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>>52060796
Because I like normal cyoas just as much And becuse I have already jacked it twice today and if I get on /d/ I wont be able to stop myself
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>>52060834
because he's asking for a censored version of a /d/ cyoa?
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Daily reminder that "aesthetics over content" CYOA fans are the worst
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>>52060965
Daily reminder that content and asthetics are subjective. Just because that piece of shit tickles your autism, it doesn't suddenly become good. I'm sure that paragraph describing a fucking desert, or the one describing a really big ocean, totally make this CYOA deserving of such praise
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>>52060965
Daily reminder anyone that tries to start shit needs to go the fuck away.
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>>52061041
What are you even talking about?
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>>52061066
Not your hugbox, fuckface.
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One of my favorites, and it's fun to apply it to different settings
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>>52060717
Of course not, you fucking baboon. Who the hell takes my nonsense seriously. Wtf would a comfydark or grimbright world even be?! Holy shit, how much of an idiot can someone be.
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>>52061254
>Venus touch
>Sudden information
>Mind swap
You do realize that Tongues can permanently teach you 7 languages, right?

>Mind trick
>Time stop

>Versatility
>Mind swap
>Summon meal
>Lucis Gladis
Are the blades visible? Can I make them not hurt humans? I would like to minimize being ganked by other wizards.
A shame Portal is a permanent link. I would like a temporary version to teleport.

Really, that "PvP is encouraged" note is crap.
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>>52061266
>he doesn't know about grimbright
Fucking newfags and crossboarders
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>>52061266

>Wtf would a comfydark
Addams Family

>or grimbright world even be?
touhou
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>>52061089
Not your toilet either, shitstain.
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>>52060965

>Blended World (Land of Steel/Country in the sky)
>A World of Myths Unbound
>The Gifted One
>The Fantasy Magnet

Just fly around meeting dragons, unicorns, and fairies while exploring and learning magic.
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>>52061493
Sup angel.
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>>52061493
>>52061512
Actually I don't think you're angel. That filename's only been used twice before but she's posted the picture multiple times.
What gives?
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>>52061512

Just checking out thread hoping different people are on now then yesterday evening. That fantasy adventure cyoa is a nice short one.
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>>52060333
Is it the same 12 points for all the pages? It is, right?
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>>52061566

I probably deleted it and looked it up again or didn't move it to my new computer. Idk.
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>>52061569
I've been hoping to catch you, you're one of the few that still try to start RP. Sadly I don't have the time right now.
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>>52061582
>Is it the same 12 points for all the pages? It is, right?
Pretty sure it is, yeah.
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Operator maid cyoa when?
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>>52061741
Is that a real rifle?
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>>52061757
Its a drawing you moron
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>>52061851
fucking lel
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>>52061851
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>>52061582
>>52061738

The first page uses those 12 points, then you have 100 pi-symbol points to spend on oufits, ships and companions.
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>>52062018
So it is. Guess that's what I get for not remembering how it works and only looking at the first page while checking.
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>>52060796
Lewd has been made here and will continue to be made here, whiny bitch.
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>>52061851
You know damn well what I meant.
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>>52062153
>Gothic Parish
Gimme dat creepy-church town vibe.

>Temperate
Having four distinct seasons is something I'll never be able to live without.

>Mountains, Marshlands, Volcano, Rock formations, and cave systems.
This place is going to be hella fun to explore.

>Tower Lodge
I'd take the old mansion but im a bit of a lazy cunt, would never bring myself to work hard enough to polish that place up.

>A Strange place.
I'd like to imagine these are re-purposed ruins from below the earth, inside the rock formations/caverns.

>Pale Ring, Rusty Dagger, and Shiny marble.
To give me that extra confidence, as well as making exploring easier.

>The high walls
The only option that might mean their is something to discover on the other side.

>Guardsman.
Sounds like a fun job, if not super stressful.

>Cloud Tower, Old castle, siren overlook, and healing springs.
That combination seems like the most fun.

>Lonely monster.
Shamelessly choosing the potential demihuman waifu.

>Catacomb depths, ruined cathedral, wandering god, endless abyss, nature sprite, and decay city ruins.
This'll lead to a lifetime's worth of entertainment, granted that life might not last long.

As for things i choose after picking them. I don't mind some of them going to waste, all I really want to add is...

>Nostalgic Chief
>Primeval Forest / Floating islands
>Inviting Pendant / Yellowed Book / Ragged Doll
>Rivers / Waterfalls
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>>52062112
You compleeetely missed the point of that post.
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>>52060096
I was just doing one for simplicity's sake. So basically out of the Primary Sector thing, I can choose one of Inbound Logistics/Outbound Logistics/etc.?

Also perhaps some kind of bonus if your brands can supply your other brands with product, representing you owning the supply chain and thus giving you discounts? Like, in my example, if I had Animals and Medical branches. The Animals branch uses slaves and animals to R&D medicine, the results of the research which is then passed on to the medical department. Meaning I end up saving money.
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>>52062529
And I just read the vertical integration part.
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>>52062529
Yeah, that's pretty much the vertical integration mechanic which is already in place.
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>>52061077
This seems like there should be a good deal more to this...

>Communication
>Computer Use
>Science
Class: Future Coordinator

>Meditation
>Alice
Sooo business as usual for me then? Cool?
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>>52062576
OKAY. So, now I have a new question. With the introduction to the Primary Sector of the Capture equation, how would my Animal Research thing work? Would I need another branch/brand to do the capturing, then vertically integrate their stock into the research brand?
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>>52062634
If you don't vertically integrate any way to procure te slaves you just end up buying them from a third party.
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>>52062634
Honestly, I think you could just take a medical research and fluff it as using slaves for test subjects without having to say it's the animal market. Just like you can do it in a building without it being in the construction market.
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>>52062634
Well I was going to have a 'capture' branch, then a 'research' branch, and finally a 'medical' branch. The only problem is Research doesn't get a bonus from buyer power score, so vertical integration is useless.
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>>52061620

Maybe some other time then.
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>>52060419
why does buyer power negatively impact profit

shit if both supplier and buyer power negatively impact profit why would you ever vertically integrate, all it does it negatively impact the bottom line of your product
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>>52062927
The power represents where they stand in the negotions and how good a deal they can get off you.
If the supplier power of the buying product makes a bigger proportional impact than the buying power of the supplying product taking away the first and adding it to the second gives you a net gain in profit.
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>>52051254
>Hardmode: 22, 54.
Hypnotist Watch seems OP, especially since most people don't believe in that hokey sort of hypnosis anymore. The trick to making it big with this power is subtlety, human nature, and preparation. Gum Gum Fruit is okay I guess.

>Normal mode: Lucky Horseshoe, Hypnotist Watch, Fountain of Youth, Starman.
Invincibility+eternal youth seems simple enough. Hypnotist watch because it's the best remaining item I can still afford. Lucky Horseshoe because it's the best .25 item.

I'm tempted by the Destiny Compass, but not the point I'll give up eternal youth for it.
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>>52060883
That wouldn't be in a /d/ thread in the first place.
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>>52060306
Anyone else feel like ranting about the current state of cyoag?

Let me start. What the hell is up with all the waifu cyoas? Every cyoa hands them out like candy nowadays. Back in the day you were lucky if a cyoa had any potential female love interest at all. And they didn't pursue you. Oh no, you had to court them like a proper gentleman. Course I never had any problem with that. "Anon," they used to say "how do you get all them young lasses?" and I'd say "why friend, nowadays you might find yourself a young lass to court but back in the day there weren't any at all. No sirree. Bears we used to court. Gave 'em a mackerel or a salmon, and they'd be eating right outta your hand." Anyway, that's why you cyoa youngsters are all so braindead these days. You're not eating enough salmon. Like they said back in the day, a salmon a day keeps the doctor away. Talking about doctors, why haven't any of you earned your medical degree yet? Can't be that hard. You should be grateful you aren't working in the mines like I was at your age. Didn't see a cyoa until I was 72. By then my teeth were so rotten I couldn't even chew a proper salmon. Course nowadays you have those fancy wooden teeth but they make a salmon taste differently I tell you.
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>>52063424
I didn't read anything. tl,dr?
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>>52063424
Nicely done. Amusing/10.
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Can someone post the latest "Most Wanted" cyoa please?

Thanks much in advance.
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>>52060306
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>>52061341
>comfydark
>addam's family

Damn. Damn. Damn. Now I really want this.
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Doing research, my senpaitachi.

Please post your favourite cyoa and explain why it is your favourite.
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>>52063937
It's still 3 right?
Fire in the Sky, Chrysalis, Concordance of Self.

Let's see what I get!
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>>52060965
SO IT BEGINS?

>World: The Country in the Sky
>Theme: Sing It Out
>Boons: Fortunate Son, Geared Up to Go
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>>52063937
>Chrysalis
>Alluring Mirage
>Carnal Sustenance

What's the worst that could happen?
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>>52063937
Democracy, Concordance of Self, Carnal Sustenance.
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>>52063937
>Indomitable spirit
>Maw
>cute shota husbando
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>>52063013
I don't get it, I need an example.
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>>52060306
Do you prefer to be evil or a sissy faggot moralfag in cyoas?
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>>52063967
What: >>52060589
Why: I made it.
Hope it helps, Mr. NSAFBICIA.
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>>52063937

Yeah there's no fucking way I'm playing this one, too many of the options sound vaguely ominous for me to feel comfortable accepting these "wishes" blindly.
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>>52064192
Depends on the options provided.
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>>52064208
How dare you speak to me, degenerate. Please do not respond to my posts any longer.
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>>52061569
I pull out my cock and shove it down your throat.
You try gasping, but end up choking on it. It doesn't make me flinch. I keep pushing it down until the whole thing is in your mouth. Your tongue runs all over it, I can feel it pressing against the underside of my dong in all the right veins. At some point you stop resisting it, and start sucking it like a vacuum instead, your wet tongue massaging my shaft as I feel my glans in your tight, moist throat. I pull it out for a minute.
>"More... please, put it back in..."
>"Please what?"
>"Please, sir, treat my mouth as a filthy fleshlight! I am nothing but your slutty cum dumpster!"
I immediately shove it back in, and your tongue goes all over it as if you desperately craved it. Every inch of my cock is fitting snugly in your mouth, and I don't even pull it out - I can feel your tongue wrapped around the side of it, going up and down, and I know you're more than happy to finish me off by yourself. Soon, the vacuum sucking does me in. I cum deep into your throat, pull it out, and finish my load on your face.
>"P-please... more..."
, you say, still swallowing the remains of my cum.
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>>52063937
Bond of the Brofist
Chrysalis
Concordance of Self
>>52064248
Quit being such a colossal coward.
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>>52061447
I guess it is, since you'll have to put up with my shit, cumrag.
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>>52064301
>3 and a half hours for a shitty comeback
I'm not even them, but that's sad.
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>>52064369
Did you think I was in this thread the whole time?
I went out, had dinner, pissed on a homeless man. What did YOU do today?
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Is it me or have these threads become even more pathetic than usual this week?

I usually like to read along as people play cyoas while I'm working on my own but during this last project it seems like there's been only shit flinging and that one weird guy, I hope it's only one, unable to keep his pants on at the mention of Angel.

Also ideas for a mechanical edge for polearms would be nice. So far they just get kinda everything that isn't a big explosions.
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>>52064402
As long as it makes her quit the thread, I'm fine with it. I think we should pay the man, even.
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>>52064402
>Is it me or have these threads become even more pathetic than usual this week?
There has been a noticeable decrease in post quality over the last few weeks yes.
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>>52064402
Who the fuck cares about pole arms. Add some bigtitted waifus and these morons will lick it up like butter.
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>>52060965
World: blended world -land of steel/the streets (we nasuverse now)
Themes: a world of myths unbound
Boons: The unstoppable, the companion ( they receive That thing is important)

we Gilgamesh now (if he was summoned by the MC)
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>>52064391
I think they were referring to how pathetic it was of you to respond with a comeback after that amount of time, regardless of where you were in the interim.
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>>52064445
There's always a huge dip in post quality around March and April.

Have you guys seriously forgot what happened at last year' around this time?

It was just a never ending shitstorm of paranoid waifufags shouting cuck at every opportunity.
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>>52064296

shut up your not my dad
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>>52064438
Well, the easier thing would probably have been to not start a collossal shitstorm on sight so that she kept her tripcode and just filter for it.

I may not like her content that much, but this thread filling up with public mastubartory rape fantasies is too much colletral damage.

>>52064530
I vaguely remember leaving for a long time when the waifuwahn went into overdrive, but was that really a year already? Fuck I'm getting old.

>>52064483
I refuse to fall to cheap formulaic pandering. I have dignity man, I almost got a job once!
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>>52063937
>Shoutout to Gavrilo Princip
my man

Erzherzog, Inside Job, Terror on the Wind. Let's see if I die.
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>>52064536
That reminds me. Did anyone bother to save the "i hate my dad" cyoas I shitted out last year?
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>>52064596
You know you don't have to read Angelrapist's erotica, right? Just glance over it. Literally one lewd post per thread is not "too much collateral damage".
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>>52064661
The ones where you can make anime real or get a GF that you can kiss? They're probably saved in the archives if nothing else.
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>>52063937
>protagonist
>carnal sustenance
>intimidate
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>>52060615
Needs DLC to customize familiar
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>>52060965
>Blended World: Country in the Sky, Chrome Land
>Theme: Sing It Out
>Boon: The Gidfted One, The Center

Still best CYOA, 10/10
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>>52064706
Isn't that just one of the many uses of the upgraded Transform spell?
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>>52062128
It kind of looks like one of Armalite or Steyrs bolt 50s just with bakelite or wood bits, which I suppose you could do bleh
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>>52064690
They're probably not, they're just that shit.
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>>52064690
A-anon remembered!
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>>52064785
I was referring to 4plebs and the like, not the various CYOA archives.
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>>52061089
I picked death, so uh, do I just sit around in the field until I'm sent out to start reaping? Do I go through some kind of training regime? Or just hang around on earth and wait to be told to get to work?
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>>52064777
Isn't this two pages long?
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>>52064690
Okay, so I found this one in the archives but I don't remember whether it's mine or not.

Did anyone else make this and did I just copy it?

Can't find my elementel one though. That one I surely made.
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>>52064913
Three, actually. That anon just posts random pictures from their CYOA folder where nothing is labeled.
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>>52064913
no, this is patrick
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>>52064661
Fuck your shitty cyoas. Did anyone save MY trap scat goddess cyoa?
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>>52064993
No fuck YOUR shitty Cyoas lad
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Page 1/2.
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>>52065004
Page 2/2.
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>>52064958
Enjoy your ban faggot
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>>52065031
Please stop shitposting
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What are some unique waifu sexual interests?

All I can think of is dominant, submissive, handholding, breeding, and equal.
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>>52065156
>handholding

Don't you fucking dare, degenerate.
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>>52065156
That's all of them. To be honest that's a lot too. Most women irl have the "dead fish in bed" sexual interest. Is this going to be another fantasy cyoa?
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>>52065196
this is going to be another Saber fantasy CYOA
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>>52065156
Cucking on either side, anal, oral, worship, femininity, leather, the list is huge and goes on and on my friend.
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>>52065156
>What are some unique waifu sexual interests?
You mean kinks/fetishes/etc?
>All I can think of is dominant, submissive, handholding, breeding, and equal.
I think dominant/equal/submissive/switch is more "how she acts" than "what she's into". As for what she's into, what about "breastfeeding"?
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>>52061341
Touhou's not that grim, is it?
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>>52065156
Headpats.
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>>52064926
>anime where gfs like you alot
Obvious choice.
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>>52065210
I don't exactly follow your blog so I have no idea what you're talking about. Just give them big tits and make them love anon unconditionally no matter how ugly, fat, pasty and socially inept he is.

Geez, you're seriously overthinking this. This is like waifu making 101.
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>>52065222
Have a pancake, you've earned it.
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Okay.
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>>52065239
Why are you responding to some random shitposter instead of telling that stuff to the person who asked the question in the first place?
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>>52065264
It's called a conversation.
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>>52061757
>>52062128
PGM Hecate II.
Also known as the Anti-Materiel Rifle in New Vegas.
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>>52065196
Yes, you're a dark knight who rescued a princess and now have to run the kingdom for the old king since she's his only heir.

>>52065211
No cucking, but what else is there? The most depraved princess I had in mind wanted public sex.
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>>52064899
never seen this side of angel before.
I think i like it this way...
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>>52065458
I already hate it. Sorry but I'm being honest here and in the end my single opinion shouldn't keep you up at night anyway. But seriously, not only making waifu cyoa #4642466 but literally making the oldest princess trope in cyoa form. "You saved the princess and now you're the King" might just be the most uninspired concept by now. Give it some fucking twist at least. Something other than "here's a princess, here's your kingdom".
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>>52065458
>>52065550

Yeah like after that what about a civil war with the kingdom so that I can seize the crown from the kings dead hands
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>>52065520
actual autistic meltdown or "lel i was just trolling xD"?
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>>52065004
>>52065021
sci-fi (20)
rich (15)
character creator (10)
fortunate one (0)

time to get comfy
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>Touhou's not that grim, is it?
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>>52065021
>Haram Master
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>>52065634
too early to tell, this strain of angel memetics is a willy one
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>>52065550
>asking the Ordion the one cyoa author that consistently churns out generic fantasy and power fantasy cyoas
>to be less generic

You're barking at the wrong tree anon.
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>>52065734
Ordion has consistently been criticized for really generic work. There's no tree more correct than that one.
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>>52065458
>most depraved princess
Oh man you can get so much worse. Bestiality, specific fantasy races, living insertion, not just public sex but public use where they're put in a stocks and just left there, be it anonymously or with their identity on display. The list is huge man, just search for a list online or go look at the massive one that you can fill out on f-list or something.

Personally though, I love a pretty sub that's into a bit of pet play and degradation with a bit of choking breath play and bondage.
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>>52065762
But it hasn't worked.
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>>52065634
>autistic meltdown

I know you are probably joking, but it's kind of stupid to call an angry outburst autistic.
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>>52065762
>>52065734
You can bark up my tree, anons.
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>>52065520
Your tab game is weak.
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>>52065858
prove your worth
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>>52063937
FIRE IN THE SKY
VESTEMENT
INTIMIDATE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>52061254
First Level:
>Refresh
>Venus Touch
>Dispel
Second Level:
>Heal
>Black Tentacles
Third Level:
>Doomball

I think I'm set, I can deal with other mages pretty easy with Dispell+Doomball and be a lewd fuck with Venus Touch and Black Tentacles, all while keeping myself in the best condition using Refresh and Heal
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>>52061975
Normal Magic:
Healing 5 (-9)
Conjuring 5 (-9)
Domain 5 (-9)
Transmuting 5 (-9)
Longevity 5 (-9)
Time 5 (-9)
Abjuration 5 (-9)
Evocation 5 (-9)
Enchanting 5 (-9)
Metamagic 5 (-9)

Epic Spell:
Outlive Universe

I've got my immortality, I've got my pocket plane full of servants, I've got all sorts of fun toys to play with...
so much power from this, they really should lower the points you get
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>>52065550
What about one where you rescue the princess from her own evil father? I.e. she rebels against papa and you help her and marry her in the end to secure friendship between your kingdom and hers.

>>52065734
>>52065786
Keep trying and it might.
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>>52066110
Make the princess evil instead. Then we can waifu her and help her conquer her daddy's kingdom. Making earning her love an actual challenge though so you have to work towards not getting shivved on your honeymoon.

It's your cyoa though but "help the evil princess conquer a kingdom while conquering her heart" is my suggestion.
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>>52066110
>What about one where you rescue the princess from her own evil father? I.e. she rebels against papa and you help her and marry her in the end to secure friendship between your kingdom and hers.

Why do you ignore me sempai

>>52066182

0/10 would not help take over kingdom
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>>52065802
I do, my dear. At every opportunity.
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>>52065915
Take notes Junior.
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>>52066110
>your kingdom and hers
What dark knight has a kingdom
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I want a fantasy kingdom! I want a fantasy kingdom now! I also want to be a dragon! I want to be a dragon with a fantasy kingdom now!!!

(dragon king cyoa was a huge dissapointment honestly)
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>>52066381
you have my apologies elder
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>>52066434
than play overlord cyoa again, I don't have that cyoa on me right now
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>>52066434
You're the saberfag aren't you? Fuck off you cancerous leech.
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>>52065858
>>52065915
>>52066381
Wastrels.
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>>52066381
Wastrels.
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>>52066434
I understand and share these feelings so strongly, but didn't know it until I witnessed someone else saying it.
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>>52066472
>those mountains
woah...
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>>52066501
ya know those could all be blank tabs
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>>52066510
Empty, climbable mountains really get Todd's Rodd going.
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>>52066520
>Todd's Rodd
Don't you mean stubb?
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>>52066460
What's a saberfag?

I haven't been here in months. Somehow year after year I only visit this place from march-august.
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>>52066539
a fag who is late to the game and wiafus saber.
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>>52064777
I can tell you just by the ears that that isn't Vaporeon. It's Glaceon.
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>>52066568
hair is a give away as well
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>>52066568
More triggered by the fact that he goes by the weeb names for all of them but won't call Ace Trainer an Elite Trainer or Cynthia Shirona.
And calls Cynthia a gym leader but I'm just going to assume I'm not in on some ebin meme and ignore it.
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>>52061254
First Level
>Tongues
>Spider Climb
>Vanish

Second Level
>Heal
>Time Stop

Third Level
>Scry
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We need more CYOAs like cowboy one. Just lots of fun and cool options.
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>>52066723
This is why people shouldn't make cyoas of popular franchises they have no knowledge on.
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>>52061089
Holy shit, the absolute madman, he did it, he replaced pestilence with old'conquest!
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>>52066472
Weak I have 80 tabs open in this singel window right now.
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>>52061975
>Epic Spells
Muscle Wizard [90]
Outlive Universe [80]
>Spells
Longevity 5 [71]
Healing 5 [62]
Charm 5 [53]
Conjuring 5 [44]
Transmuting 5 [35]
Domain 5 [26]
Fire 3 [21]
Water 3 [16]
Earth 3 [11]
Air 3 [6]
Time 3 [1]
Polymorphing 1 [0]
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>>52066434
Shit taste. I'd rather have a dragon maid.
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>>52066510
I suppose they could. They aren't, though.

I've got 5 different browser windows open, each with a similar number of tabs. 2 of those windows are work-related.
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>>52067007
>Weak I have 80 tabs open

That's adorable.

In this window, I have 425 open tabs.
My next window has 225 open tabs.
The window after that holds 97 tabs.
Next is 135 tabs.
Finally, the last window which I just opened only has 10 tabs so far.
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>>52067007
I prefer to split into a separate window before I have to scroll. Much easier to navigate that way.
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>>52067031
Shit taste. Those horns are freakish.
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>>52066182
Never trust a bitch who'd kill you. She's worthless.
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>>52067031
Does the small one also have cow tits
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>>52067048
>so many tabs you regularly have to scroll through them with the mouse wheel
I hate this. So much.
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>>52067043
I'm glad that I haven't gotten anywhere near the epitome of tab count. You've given me something to aspire to today.
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>>52067084

My browser uses just under 3gigs of memory if I kill the process then restore last session. I'm going to go watch netflix, in a few hours it's going to be up to 7gigs.
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>>52067063
Kanna is pure and must be protected.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x5WDflXnDQw
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>>52067128
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>>52067128
I want to kiss her with a billion sperm cells.
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>>52066194
Are you >>52065569 ?

Sorry I must have skimmed over your post.

I have another idea for a more original setting, one kind of like Dark Souls with the ages and whatnot.

>>52066182
What >>52067059 said.
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>>52067223

Yes that was me and thank you for finally noticing
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>>52060589
>>52060615
>>52060692

Im still alive you know, been working on some shit. I think you faggots will like it when its done.

P.S. its almost done.
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>>52066744
What cowboy one?
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>>52067433
did you get banned again, haven't seen you for like 3 days
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>>52067433
>more fetish shit

I'm sure someone will enjoy it.
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>>52063424
Underrated post.
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>>52067447
No, I was just busy.
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>>52067433
>mods keep banning him for making lewd cyoas
>keeps making them anyways

A B S O L U T E M A D M A N
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>>52067433
>no futa
>no cunt boys
>no play

Don't let this cyoa dissapoint me.
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>>52067433

Warden sounded amazing for a moment, then I realized you basically become the weakest point of a super villain prison, and all of the worst super villains in the multiverse are going to have it in for you.

Best to go to prison and endure pseudo-Slut Life for two years.
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>>52067433
Pocket Dimensions are one of my favorite powers, so even if I don't think I can make my ideal pocket space with this it is still super rad as shit.
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What non-adventure, waifu, war, sci-fi, weapon, creature Cyoas have been done? Thinking of making one, but want to step out of the usual. I know there's a soda pop one, a bath one, and a pizza one, but trying to think of what else there could be. What I have so far
>A cafe
>A wardrobe
>Bedroom
>neighborhood
>candy
You know what? Neighborhood sounds good.
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>>52067433

Don't make it just a rape zone. Add some other dark stuff like torture and even the chance of death.
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>>52065220
It's hardly grim. Some people just love to focus on its few darker aspects (mainly the fact that there are still a few man-eating youkai) and blow them out of proportion. They discover these things and think that it's what the setting is actually all about.
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>>52067501
Chances are it was just someone picking on him since nobody else is having issues.
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>>52067626
>Snuff fetishist pretending his fetish isn't a fetish.
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>>52067654
>his
That's Angel. She's into some freaky shit.
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>>52067654

Hey just because I get a stiffy doesn't mean that's the only reason I enjoy it.
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>>52067582
It would be nice to have a comfy cyoa that expands just outside your house and it's environment. Some neighbors would be nice.
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>>52065520
she's not so bad when she's being honest. If only we could get her to admit that mindbreaking chicks into sleeping with you is rape.
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>>52060835
I know that feel. wasted the last 8 hours or so because of that.
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>>52067582
Plenty of that type of stuff has been made but never from the shopkeeper pov oddly enough.
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>>52067433
I am VERY interested in and aroused by this new cyoa as I love both lewds and pocket dimensions
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>>52067627
Are you sure?
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>>52067582
I can waifu anything. Same with adventure, weapon, and war.
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>>52067666

No it's not Satan.
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>>52067714
Every waifu option in every cyoa would be rape then, anon.
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>>52067766
How so?
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>>52067433
You have my attention, and my interest.
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>>52067785
It's debateable how much free will the average waifu in a cyoa has. They seem to only love you when their option is picked which implies a certain amount of tampering, possibly of the mind.
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>>52067836
Nigga none of them have any free will, and not just the waifus. It's not real.
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>>52067433
>Immortality and Richest Man alive for 2 years
>You have to have zero or less points.
This scares me.
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>>52067433
This gonna be good.
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>>52067847

But in my mind it was all real.
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>>52067627
im pretty sure the continued man eating, that happens as frequent as car crash victims it seems, and the nigh world ending incidents that seem to happen, are pretty grim.

(has never played a touhou game, so you know, hearsay.)
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>>52067894
>can't distinguish reality from fantasy

Keep up good work anon
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>>52067932
not that anon but man, getting to the point where their one in the same would be nice.

Completely off that topic, i'm borrowed and instead of getting better at drawing, i'm gonna make a cyoa (who knows, maybe i'll ms paint it) but i need some suggestions for ideas.

Preferably just something not boring.
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>>52067433
>Since the heroes discovered you are a massive fucking pervert
Oh they can't even COMPREHEND.
I like the idea of how prisoner is forced to build their own prison. Sounds cool.
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>>52067932

That's the joke.
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>>52067945
I don't know make a cyoa about muscle wizards or something.
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>>52067945
Pick a class, pick a waifu and her class, and go on some kind of adventure for whatever.
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>>52067945

Pike and Shot/Age of Exploration (16th and 17th century for the Historically Challenged folks).

It would be nice to CYOA your way as an explorer to China, or the East Indies and what not. Either by foot, ship or beast. And either by the will of the crown, church, guild or owns want.
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>>52067932
He knew it was only real in his mind. So he seems to be able to distinguish fantasy from reality rather well.
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>>52067988
Or some rich African king with more gold than common sense.
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>>52067964
>>52067972
nah

>>52067988
I am historically challenged, that would be hard for me to make. Nigh, impossible without me actually going out of my way to research the 16-17th century.
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>>52068016
Than make something that you want to make.
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>>52068010
You mean Mansa Musa of Mali?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musa_I_of_Mali
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>>52068010

And in the process make gold Useless for the Southern Mediterranean Basin.
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>>52068027
Yes but imagine if someone like him decided to continue visiting all the major trade hubs in the world with his fucking legion of gold caravans.
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>>52068027
>>52068034
>/tg/ mind
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>>52068050

Gold would literally be useless. You would have something like Germany after WW1.
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>>52068061
Yeah but it would hilarious as fuck.
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Up for another round?

Pick a fruit to review.
The first one to reply gets chosen, and receives the power I think it best inspires.
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>>52068116
This really isn't that fun.
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>>52068116
b-a-n-a-n-a
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>>52068024
if i had a good idea i'd do something.
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>>52068116
To recap from last night, a lucky anon was able to snag some sweat samurai powers, the honey orange was X’ed out of the game.
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>>52068116
dragon fruit
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>>52068116
The red "X" that so brazenly steals the spotlight from the other's may very well be the most aesthetically appealing. I admire its bold defiance of what is established as the norm in this photo.
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>>52068132
Than go to a wiki, click on random pages until you find a topic you want to make a cyoa about.
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>>52068116
put the banana in your butt
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>>52067433
You are honestly one of my favorite CYOA authors. Glad to see that you are still making stuff.
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>>52068132
You have low agency, and you're probably low energy as well. Leave the CYOA making to the pros.
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>>52068206
that sounds like sissy talk. "you can barely move, so don't move"
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>>52068206
trump plz go and stay go, you're president now
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>>52068185
Put the banana in your ear! You'll never be happy if you live your life in fear!
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>>52068128
Yeah you're probably right. To be honest I only posted this cause I felt obligated to from last night.

>>52068143
The Waifu option! Pick one of the following.
Forever bum waifu: She always has holes in her socks. If you let her borrow your pairs, they’ll have holes in them too! She works at the local burger shop, but only for a minuscule number of hours. She’s only doing it as a cover so her and her old bum friends can sneak in at night to eat peanuts. Loves flannel. Showers often but still always looks shabby. If she ever tries to get a job or house of her own, some serious voodoo will happen, and she’ll end up back on the streets.
Her friends are a group of crazy old bums. They’re absolutely harmless, just not wanted anywhere. Together they get into wacky hijinks and mishaps.
Gangsta Waifu: Gangsta waifu is hardcore. The streets is life, and you her boo. She think you shy and cute, thats why she like you so much. She keeps a 45’ in her waist so make sure you reach around it if you try to grab something ;). At some point she’ll get a tramp stamp with your name on it.
Doesn’t trust cops and won’t quit gang life. If you want to join, shawty can get you in without jumping.
>>52068185
Jerking off to SDA asking me to penetrate myself.
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>>52068299
Forever bum waifu for me.
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>>52067433
sounds lit. been wanting a 'make-your-own-prison' CYOA. hopefully it's not ALL lewdshit though
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>>52068299
no lube
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>>52067433
I can't wait!
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>>52067433
Welp youve convince me.
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>>52068347
I hereby grant the rest of the powers to SDA.

May you forever live in glory m'lord!
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>>52068324
>Reality control to the middle
>Move the gender slider to 30% men
Okay that was easy, kinda sucks to have that job but really you should have known better and- oh wait more buttons?
>Male stays at 3
>Claws on, pheromones on, tail on
>IQ doubled with less spread
>Female up to 3
>Hair off, horns on, tail on, cycle off
>IQ doubled with less spread
Mmmm this is gonna be good...
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>>52063937
Chrysalis
Protagonist
Carnal Sustenance
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>>52068116
Starfruit.
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What are some good cyoas to match together? I'm sure most of the comfy ones would pair well together to make like a super pocket dimension. And Anon;s Imouto and Serene Serenity could be a good combo.
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>Giving SDA even more power
You'll ruin us all.
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>>52068451
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>>52068478
the genie one's, the pvp one's, the paladin has an entire list of choices that go together.
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>>52068478
>Anon;s Imouto
Still waiting for the author to update that.
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>>52068542
I lack the willpower and mental stability in this point in time to get anything done. I'll probably eventually get to it though.
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>>52061089
Not your fuckbox, hugface.
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>>52068324
Leave the reality control left of center; turn the gender dial 10% in favour of females.

Set male puberty slider to 4: pheromones on.

Set female puberty slider to 4: pheromones on, cycle off.

Intelligence dials: no change.
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>>52068583
Yes you are. A lovely, lovely fuckbox.
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>>52061757
>>52061851
Never stop being a dick, Anonymous.
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>>52068579
>that feel when no onimouto
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>>52067697
This is the cyoa that inspired the idea, I really like it. Author should expand on it.
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>>52063937
Carnal Sustenance
Alluring Mirage
Concordance of Self
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>>52068708
If you have any ideas on how it should be expanded I'd be willing to listen.
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>>52068324
>Reality Slider: Whatever is "knows, but doesn't care"

>Gender Ratio: between 1:1 and 1:3

>Male (body) hair off
>Male mammaries, hips, claws, horns, wings, tail on

>Female puberty to 3
>Female (body) hair, cycle off
>Female claws, horns, wings, tail on

>Both dials to ~125 with moderately tight spread

All tentative based on consultation with the chained dude with more experience than me, but the succubutt world is my personal ideal.
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>>52068756

Not that anon but you should add stuff like neighbors, traditions maybe even a religion/pantheon or protector spirits.

As well as maybe something like rivals.
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>>52068756
>>52068781
Don't forget the waifus.
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>>52067433
>Since the heroes discovered that you are a massive fucking pervert they decided to put some limits on how lewd you can make your prison.

Fuck you heroes, I don't tell you how fast you can fly or how hot you can make your laser vision, where the fuck do you get off telling me how I can and cannot make a pocket dimension that I was born with the power to create? Just because you teach someone how to play the stock market it doesn't mean you're entitled to any of the profits they make.
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>>52068324
Reality Slider: All the way to the right
Sex Ratio Slider: 50/50

Males:
Puberty: 4
Hair: On
Mammaries: Off
Hips: On
Claws: On
Horns: Off
Gigantism: On
Pheromones: On
Hide: On
Tail: On
Libido: Off
Cycle: Off

IQ: 250
Arrow Length: Longest

Females:
Puberty: 4
Hair: On
Mammaries: On
Hips: On
Claws: On
Horns: Off
Gigantism: On
Pheromones: On
Hide: On
Tail: On
Libido: Off
Cycle: Off

IQ: 250
Arrow Length: Longest

We hyper intelligent fuckhuge and fluffy yetis now.
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>>52068864
I think its more about the fact that they caught the supervillains, and if you don't treat them somewhat humanely, then aren't you a villain too?

Hey TokHaar, can you make a mystery box section where we say "fuck you" to the heros and design a secret area of the prison that costs waaaaaay more than 200 points? Then perhaps some ryoa chance that the heros will find out and trap you in there somehow...
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>>52067433
Was this influenced by Angel's infamous Lavender build?
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>>52068983

>I think its more about the fact that they caught the supervillains, and if you don't treat them somewhat humanely, then aren't you a villain too?

So using comic book logic which states that you should not execute the mad genius psychopath that wants to destroy earth and has escaped 20 times from his prison already cause that is not something you do in kids entertainment.
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>>52069011
well, even more so than that, imagine you are a "hero" you just barely capture these assholes every time and you could kill them but then you are in the eyes of the multiverse a criminal, your entire organization doesn't know what to do with some of them and then a shining ray of hope is found

someone with the power to create a prison that can't be broken out of, over run, taken over, destroyed, but its got 1 exit point or something.

So you go, activate this person's power and grant them immortality and turn a blind eye to most/some of their immorality, as a last hope sorta thing.
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hmm at 300+, do i post a new cyoa? of course.
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>>52069011
In fairness, the comic book criminals probably don't find as hard, knowing their lives are not at stake.
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>>52069083

I guess it does make more sense then comic books, and on a more deviant note you could make the prison worse than death so as to make em trully pay for their crimes.
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>>52069137
This is somewhat unsettling.
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>>52069150
So just stick them in some sort of torture box.
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>>52069137
I don't even post in these threads, but this is probably the worst I have ever seen. It's flat, not only are the choices uninteresting, but the formatting is horrible.
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>>52069083
Hey, you get free boons from super heroes I bet. I mean, they would certainly want to place a few cute bodyguards around you so you dont get kidnapped or nothing. You're immortal, not torture proof.

I'd try to include a zone meant for training new heroes. Endless generated enemies, various environmental and mental hazards, girls in distress that actually secretly want to kill you, you know. Basic hero hazing stuff. Maybe even include a few lower tier villains saying if they help they can have a cushier jail cell.
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>>52069192
Thats kinda the point. I mean, the theme of it is "dullness". The only word i had in mind while making it. Not every choice is an adventure, some of them are just trips to the dentist.
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>>52069212
>trips to the dentist
>dull
Not if you have shit teeth.
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>>52069207
You have a pocket dimension. Depending on the method of entry, that DOES make you torture proof. Your loved ones, not so much.
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>>52069212
Trips to the dentist aren't dull, they're sharp and pointy and painful.
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>>52069229
Well, I'm assuming I am the method of entry. It specified I have to be in there 6 hours a day. That means there's 3/4 a day where I could potentially not be in my dimension and then be kidnapped. Or, I could potentially be forced to lock myself in my dimension for safety and then the heros lose access to their jail. Of course, it all depends on how the power works.
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>>52069249
I was more referring to "can you instantly will yourself in, or do you have to do some interruptable thing. can you be prevented from entering your dimension?"
kidnapping is pointless if you can escape with a thought.
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>>52069229
>having loved ones
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>>52069287
In my head it's just a portal that you open and you have to walk in. But if you exit the same place you entered, you can still be trapped in your own jail. Almost making it, like, a jail of some sort for you.
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>>52069358
I don't go outside all that much anyway.
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>>52063937
Come on! Post it already, you're working slower than Thrallherd.
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>>52069369
...

Yeah alright. Fair enough.
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>>52067917
>the continued man eating, that happens as frequent as car crash victims it seems
On average, thousands of people die in car crashes daily. Saying that thousands of people get spirited away to Gensokyo on a daily basis is just silly. The actual number is probably nowhere near that, because youkai don't really need to eat humans to survive. What many of them do need is human emotions and belief.
Plus, only some of the outsiders probably die. Some either get sent back or end up settling in the village.
>the nigh world ending incidents that seem to happen, are pretty grim.
They may sound threatening, but I can't remember a single person who died as a result of those incidents. Typically they end with everyone (including the perpetrators) having a tea party or flower viewing.
>hearsay
There's the problem.
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>>52068983

Well, the thing is the heroes decided to awaken my ability and turn me into a warden all on their own. Payment would be immortality and redesigning my body, but they still decided for me that I'm going to house their prisoners in MY almost inescapable pocket dimension, which I can't even change after I make it in the first damn place.

I'll take their immortality and I guess their body redesign, assuming I can't make that happen with my pocket dimension somehow myself, but then I'm making it however I damn well please. Fuck the heroes, it's my shit and I'll do what I want. What are they gonna do, jail me? I'll just go into my own comfy safe haven and not even care. Push me by forcing me into taking inmates anyway and I'm gonna let the assholes go in the worst possible time and place for the so-called heroes that I can.
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>>52063937
Dress to Impress
Inside Job
Concordance of self

ok lets do this
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>>52063937
Democracy
Concordance of Self
Carnal Sustenance
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>>52063937
It's me again >>52069596


trading out:
concordance of self with Hang Loose
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>>52068134
Not sure what I'm supposed to do with these powers ever since I got them...
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>>52069228
Every trip more and more of my teeth are replaced by fillings.


I can only pray we discover a way to regrow teeth before I lose all of them.
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>>52065458
Would be far more interesting if you were a Dark Princess who had to rescue a knight to run a kingdom as he's the only heir.
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>>52063937
These never seem to get finished before I sleep for the night.
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New thread:
>>52070629
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>>52063937
Was this just another fake?
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>>52070632
>fake
Have people actually been doing that?
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>>52070723
Been 2 or 3 galleries where someone starts it, gets lots of images and then never shows up again, so yeah.
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>>52061077
>Classes:
Communication, Medicine, Humanities
>Class Name:
Guru
>Magic:
Poison Resistance
>Tutorial:
Peggy
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>>52065196
>Most women irl have the "dead fish in bed" sexual interest
You sure you aren't bad at fucking?
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>>52060306
>GRIMDARK
>GOOD FRIEND
>CURSED ONE
>ASTRAL MARK
>KHANDA AND KODRING
>QVRLLICUI
>MICAELA AND AEGIS
>CLIFF JACKAL
>PUTRID SLUM

I wanted the most horrible context possible but shitty companions and mount seemed 2shitty.

Become the all powerful shadow god emperor of grimdark world
With a friend who heralds the end of time
and marks of its approach
with weapons of great power and discipline
and guide to the powers of gods
with brawn and magical might for companions
and a sickly mount
in the slums of this slum land
I make my entrance into this world
to herald its end.

HOLD MY BEER
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>>52067433

Yeah this was >>52067547was my thoughts too, it's funny how being a prisoner is actually 1000% less dangerous than being a warden. i'd still choose warden probably
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>>52061254
GET ME BOYS
>Scorching Ray; Mage Armour; Spider Climb
>Invisibility; Lucis Gladis
>Dragonshape

How will these faggots even find me. I'll live my life and... fuck it

>Summon Lesser Monster, Summon Meal, Loosen Change
>Summon Greater Monster, Private Sanctum
>Versatile
>Pocket of Chaos
>Minor Creation; Unseen Servant

I'll spend my days fucking a succubus and eating good food in my comfy home thank you very much. Will make money from rocks and shit turned into loose change, once a day crafts, shit I sell on ebay or whatever from pocket of chaos, and a servant that will do most my shit for me.
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