-You're in your bedroom
Rolled 499 (1d1000)
"I hope someone buys them at a good price..."
You gain [roll] $
Rolled 86 (1d100)
"...Do I actually know how start up a human traffic gig?"
If I roll a >=50, then it's yes.
You contact an Asian human trafficking mafia and invest [$499] in their business.
"Hick!... That... Dynamite should come anytime now..."
Rolled 193 (1d500)
(I'm only going to do actions up to what can be represented in a single picture. I don't want people to write me a huge list and then expect me to do everything lol)
"Interpol? Yeah. Uh, there's like an Asian Mafia. Human traffic. Yeah. Yeah. OK, you're welcome!"
You gain $[roll] from the bounty.
Your dynamite has arrived, and it's now in a box in your living room.
"Ready to Morph into action!"
You make some silly poses, enthusiastically.
You boogie with the cat!
Boogie boogie boogie!
"I.. Could buy a lot of booze with that!"
Rolled 75 (1d100)
"I got to break into a house - the one belonging to the person I sold my cat to!"
"I hope this goes well!"
>=50, you succeed.
Take our fuzzy buddy home and give him a hug.
You hug kitty dearly, back home again.
Could we train the cat to be sold and then come back to us.
Can we rich?
"Dudes, c'mon, let me join."
"This isn't fun if you keep on writing in runes, guys."
"France is a cool place."
"But... Killing one person isn't easy - let alone killing several! I have no weapons either! I can't do it!"
You talk to some friendly mimes and learn their ways.
You've learned the spell "Imaginary Box!". +10 make-believe AC. Requires concentration.
You visit some restaurantes and try out wine and cheese. It tasted so good!
You gave thumbs up in gratitude because you can't speak french.
You go to a cybercafe and remind people to thin their paints on /tg/
You remind people on /tg/ that "THERE IS NO GOD BUT THE COMMANDER AND BRADFORD IS HIS PROPHET."
You go into the bathroom, remove the hijab and nyan towards the mirror.
You returned back home and gave the kitten a sex change!