Goo Girls in 5E

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Professional Googirl-ologist here. While no one has yet made a 5e googirl, you may browse these 3e and 4e googirls for reference.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/1803964/

My last attempt at a Goo Girl didn't win any applause, so I shall try again until you like it, anon:

Goo Girl (Medium Outsider, Extra-Planar, Water [Augmented Ooze Mephit])
HD: 6d8 + 24
Init: +6
Speed: 30 ft, Swim 40 ft
AC: 17 (+5 natural, +2 dex), touch 11, flatfooted 15
Base Attack/Grapple: +6/+6
Attack: Claw +8 melee (1d3)
Full Attack: 2 claws +8 melee (1d3)
Space/Reach: 5ft/ 5ft
Special Attacks: Breath Weapon, Spell-like abilities, summon Goo Girl, Intoxicating Grapple
Special Qualities: Damage reduction 5/magic, blindsight 60 ft, fast healing 2
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +7, Will +5
Abilities: Str 10, Dex 15, Con 18, Int 12, Wis 11, Cha 15
Skills: Bluff, Escape artist, Hide (+8 in water), Listen, Diplomacy, Disguise, Move Silently, Spot, Swim (+8), Use Rope
Feats: Improved Initiative, Weapon Finesse, Improved Grab.
Environment: bath-houses.
Organization: solitary or bevy
Challenge rating:
Treasure: Goo Girls are servants and rarely have anything of their own.
Alignment: Usually Neutral
Advancement:
Level Adjustment: +3 (cohort)

The semi-transparent creature before you looks like an attractive young woman composed of gel; she smells like perfumed soap.

Base, give them a special ability related to grapple, maybe use their con instead of their strength to grapple since they are enveloping you

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>>34611283
Goo Girls are Ooze mephits reshaped to better serve the purposes of the mage.
A Goo Girl is about 5 ft tall and weighs about 100 pounds. Goo Girls speak Common and Aquan.
Breath Weapon (su): 10 foot cone of hot, soapy caustic bubbles (this has the same effect as a Grease spell). Living creatures that fail their reflex saves are tormented by burning eyes unless they have immunity to acid or are otherwise protected; this effect imposes a -4 penalty to AC and a -2 penalty on attack rolls for 3 rounds (the save DC is Con based and includes a +1 racial bonus). This attack will extinguish small unprotected fires.
Spell-Like Abilities: once per hour a Goo Girl can hurl a Caustic Blob that functions like Melf's Acid Arrow (Caster Level 6). Once per day she can create a mass of vapors similar to a Fog Cloud spell, except that the vapors are intoxicating (Fort negates) [Variant Stinking Cloud; replace "nauseated" with "Intoxicated" in the spell description]; the save DC is Charisma based. (The fog is not flammable.)
Intoxicating Grapple: Goo Girls produce alcohol within their bodies; grappling with one is essentially the same as soaking in a vat of sake. Each round of the grapple is equivalent to drinking one mug of beer.
Fast Healing: a Goo Girl heals only if in a wet or alcholish environment.
Skills: a Goo Girl has a +8 racial bonus on any swim check to perform a special action or avoid a hazard; she can always choose to take 10 on a swim check, even if distracted or endangered; she can use the run action while swimming, provided she swims in a straight line.
Feats: the Improved Grab of a Goo Girl works against any size opponent. If she grabs an opponent equal or larger to herself in size, she is pulled into his space instead of him being pulled into hers.

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>>34611337
http://www.minmaxboards.com/index.php?topic=1776.0


So, in my perverse Madness, I have decided to Build a Slime Girl, because if theere was a Slime Girl for everyone on the planet there would be no wars. I mean come on, who would not want to be cuddled into unconsciousness by something like this:

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs51/f/2009/333/1/8/slime_girl_by_Piketh.png

That said, let continue.

With Dragon#304, there is the spell Awaken Ooze, which helps with the problem of having an Intelligent Ooze, sense most of the few Oozes that exist in the game our Mindless, and those that are intelligent have quite a few HD. For some reason the spell makes them into Aberrations, though they still retain the Ooze traits minus the Mindless ability and the immunities that come with it, so it is all fine. With a Living Spell, we can have a Ooze with 1HD if the spell(s) have 1 CL, which will convert into a Class Level, giving me a Race playable from Lv1.

Naturally for any Slime Girl, my goal is to make her a Grappler. The Spells used to make the Ooze automatically affect anything it touches, giving great synergy. There are quite a few good 1st lvl spells out there to make into a Living Spell, and it is possible to stack them on top of each other, but for this character, whom is going to be a Apostle of Peace, I have decided to go with Hypnotism (from Wizard), Calm Emotions (from Consecrated Harrier), and Lullaby (from Bard). No, I do not know what insane individual thought that hodgepodge of classes was a good idea, and honestly do not care. I would go with Charm Person or an equivalent, but only spells that effect areas can become Living Spells, not Targeting Spells. That said, If anyone knows a method to make a Charm Spell have a area effect, please share as I will be most grateful. Regardless, the Apostle of Peace Class Feature which has a no save Calm Effect with contact also synergies with Grappling.

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>>34611377
With all that said, here is the build:

Exalted Slime Girl [Grappler//Apostle of Peace]

RACE/TEMPLATES
Name Type Attribute Modifiers {Source}
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Awakened Calming Emotions Lullaby Living Spell (CL1st) Aberration(with Ooze Traits) -2 Dex {MM3(SRD)}

CLASSES
Name(Variant) {Source}
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Monk(Decisive Strike) {SRD(PHB2)}
Totemist {MoI}
Barbarian(Bear Totem/Whirling Frenzy) {SRD(CChp/SRD)}
Ardent(Substitute Powers) {CPsi(MindEye)}
Cloistered Cleric {SRD}
Apostle of Peace {BoED}
Psychic Theurge {MindEye}
Contemplative {CDiv}

PROGRESSION
1) Monk 1 ; Sacred Vow{BoED}[1st], Improved Grapple{SRD}[BF], Vow of Poverty{BoED}[F1], Extend Reach{SaSp}[F2]
2) Totemist 1 ; Vow of Nonviolence{BoED}[EBF]
3) Barbarian 1 ; Multigrab{SaSp}[2nd]
4) Ardent 1 ; Vow of Peace{BoED}[EBF], [+1 WIS]
5) Cloistered Cleric 1 ; Animal Devotion{CCh}[BF], Travel Devotion{CCh}[BF], Incarnum Spellshaping{MoI}[BF]
6) Ardent 2 ; Practiced Manifester(Ardent){CPsi}[3rd], Nymph’s Kiss{BoED}[EBF]
7) Ardent 3 ;
8) Apostle of Peace 1 ; Vow of Purity{BoED}[EBF], [+1 WIS]
9) Apostle of Peace 2 ; Martial Study(Mountain Hammer){ToB}[4th]
10) Psychic Theurge 1 ; Vow of Obedience{BoED}[EBF]
11) Contemplative 1 ;
12) Psychic Theurge 2 ; Martial Stance(Crushing Weight of the Mountain){ToB}[5th], Sanctify Natural Attack{BoED}[EBF], [+1 DEX]
13) Psychic Theurge 3 ;
14) Psychic Theurge 4 ; Favored of the Companions{BoED}[EBF]
15) Psychic Theurge 5 ; Greater Multigrab{SaSp}[6th]
16) Psychic Theurge 6 ; Gift of Faith{BoED}[EBF], [+1 STR]
17) Psychic Theurge 7 ;
18) Psychic Theurge 8 ; Bonus Essentia{MoI}[7th], Nimbus of Light{BoED}[EBF]
19) Psychic Theurge 9 ;
20) Psychic Theurge 10 ; Gift of Discernment{PGtF}[EBF], [+1 STR]

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>>34611401
DOMAINS AND MANTLES
ARDENT MANTLES
Physical Power Mantle{CPsi}
Time Mantle{CPsi}
Natural World Mantle{CPsi}

CLOISTERED CLERIC DOMAINS
Incarnum Domain{MoI}
Animal Devotion{CCh}
Travel Devotion{CCh}

APOSTLE OF PEACE DOMAINS
Competition Domain{SpC}[Bonus Domain]

FLAWS
Murky-Eyed
Shaky

TRAITS
Illiterate
Slow

ATTRIBUTES
STR 18
DEX 14
CON 14
INT 11
WIS 11
CHA 11

BASE ATTACK BONUS
Lv1 +0
Lv2 +0
Lv3 +1
Lv4 +1
Lv5 +1
Lv6 +2
Lv7 +3
Lv8 +3
Lv9 +4
Lv10 +4
Lv11 +4
Lv12 +5
Lv13 +5
Lv14 +6/+1
Lv15 +6/+1
Lv16 +7/+2
Lv17 +7/+2
Lv18 +8/+3
Lv19 +8/+3
Lv20 +9/+4

BASE SAVES
Lv1 +2 +2 +2
Lv2 +4 +4 +2
Lv3 +6 +4 +2
Lv4 +6 +4 +4
Lv5 +8 +4 +6
Lv6 +8 +4 +7
Lv7 +9 +5 +7
Lv8 +11 +7 +9
Lv9 +12 +8 +10
Lv10 +12 +8 +12
Lv11 +12 +8 +14
Lv12 +12 +8 +15
Lv13 +13 +9 +15
Lv14 +13 +9 +16
Lv15 +13 +9 +16
Lv16 +14 +10 +17
Lv17 +14 +10 +17
Lv18 +14 +10 +18
Lv19 +15 +11 +18
Lv20 +15 +11 +19

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>>34611434
SKILLS
Skill Requirements
Class/Feat/ETC : Skill Ranks Required
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Lv8 Apostle of Peace : Concentration 10 Rank, Diplomacy 6 Rank
Lv10 Psychic Theurge : Knowledge(Psionics) 6 Rank, Knowledge(Religion) 6 Rank
Lv11 Contemplative : Knowledge(Religion) 13 Rank

Lv6 Practiced Manifester : Psicraft 4 Rank

Ranks
Lv (Total Ranks) : Skill Ranks
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Lv1 (Total 16) : Concentration 4 Rank, Diplomacy 4 Rank, Knowledge(Arcana) 1 Rank, Knowledge(Religion) 4 Rank, Profession(Miner) 1 Rank, Tumble 2 Rank
Lv2 (Total 4) : Handle Animal 1 Rank, Tumble 3 Rank
Lv3 (Total 4) : Concentration 2 Rank, Knowledge(Nature) 1 Rank, Knowledge(The Planes) 1 Rank
Lv4 (Total 2) : Psicraft 2 Rank
Lv5 (Total 6) : Concentration 2 Rank, Diplomacy 2 Rank, Knowledge(History) 1 Rank, Spellcraft 1 rank
Lv6 (Total 3) : Concentration 1 Rank, Psicraft 2 Rank
Lv7 (Total 3) : Concentration 1 Rank, Knowledge(Religion) 2 Rank
Lv8 (Total 5) : Knowledge(Psionics) 5 Rank
Lv9 (Total 5) : Knowledge(Psionics) 1 Rank, Knowledge(Religion) 4 Rank
Lv10 (Total 3) : Knowledge(Religion) 3 Rank
Lv11 (Total 3) : Concentration 2 Rank, Knowledge(Religion) 1 Rank
Lv12 (Total 3) : Autohypnosis 1 Rank, Concentration 2 Rank
Lv13 (Total 3) : Concentration 2 Rank, Diplomacy 1 Rank
Lv14 (Total 3) : Concentration 1 Rank, Diplomacy 2 Rank
Lv15 (Total 3) : Concentration 1 Rank, Diplomacy 2 Rank
Lv16 (Total 3) : Concentration 1 Rank, Diplomacy 2 Rank
Lv17 (Total 3) : Concentration 1 Rank, Diplomacy 2 Rank
Lv18 (Total 3) : Concentration 1 Rank, Diplomacy 2 Rank
Lv19 (Total 3) : Concentration 1 Rank, Diplomacy 2 Rank
Lv20 (Total 3) : Concentration 1 Rank, Diplomacy 2 Rank

SPELL/POWER/MANEUVER/STANCE LIST
Lv Name List Special {Source}
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SPELLS
Cleric and Incarnum Domain Spells (Cleric Spellcasting)
Apostle of Peace and Competition Domain Spells (Apostle of Peace Spellcasting)

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>>34611465
POWERS
Lv4 Expansion Physical Power Mantle {SRD}
Lv4 Grip of Iron Physical Power Mantle {SRD}
Lv6 Hustle Time Mantle {SRD}
Lv7 Vigor Physical Power Mantle {SRD}
Lv10 Claws of the Beast Natural World Mantle {SRD}
Lv12 Anticipatory Strike Time Mantle {CPsi}
Lv13 Adapt Body Natural World Mantle {SRD}
Lv14 Temporal Acceleration Time Mantle {SRD}
Lv15 Open Chakra, Psionic Natural World Mantle {MoI}
Lv16 Moment of Prescience, Psionic Time Mantle {SRD}
Lv17 Psychofeedback Physical Power Mantle {SRD}
Lv18 True Metabolism Natural World Mantle {SRD}
Lv19 Burst Time Mantle {SRD}
Lv20 Time Regression Time Mantle {SRD}

MANEUVERS
Lv9 Mountain Hammer Stone Dragon {ToB}

STANCES
Lv12 Crushing Weight of the Mountain Stone Dragon {ToB}

Pastbin: http://pastebin.com/DxrpCiiZ

I wish you the best of luck on your endeavors!

is it wrong I just use the shardmind rules for 4e to represent slime girls?

Wow. My net crapped out, and this was quite the response to come back to.

Hmm. Not surprising that there aren't any stats for 5E yet, since the only Ooze monster with official rules so far is the Ochre Jelly, but I'd still be keen to see someone take a crack at it.

Failing that, though, it appears that Google can turn up at least one rough set of outlines for converting 3e monsters to Next (which isn't ideal, but is close enough for government work).

>>34611283
Hm. Do you have a challenge rating for that stat block?

>>34612484
That's all I have on her, unfortunately. The grappler has some extra notes regarding her use, I included them in the pastebin.

>>34612694
Obliged.

At least wait until the Monster Manual comes out before asking about 5e shit.

How's this? It's a hybrid of the 5E Ochre Jelly and Giant Toad.


Goo Girl
Medium ooze, unaligned
Armor Class 11
Hit points 39 (6d8 + 12)
Speed 20 ft., swim 30 ft.

Str 15 (+2)
Dex 12 (+1)
Con 14 (+2)
Int 5 (-3)
Wis 6 (-2)
Cha 15 (+2)

Skills Perception +2
Damage Resistances acid
Damage Immunities lightning, slashing
Condition Immunities blinded, charmed, deafened, exhaustion, prone
Senses blindsight 60 ft. (blind beyond this radius)
passive Perception 10
Languages understands Common and Aquan but can't speak
Challenge 1 (100 XP)

Amorphous. The goo girl can move through a space as narrow as 1 inch wide without squeezing.

Amphibious. The goo girl can breath air and water.

Water Based. Each day that a goo girl cannot absorb a gallon of fresh water, her maximum hit point total is reduced by 9 (2d8). A goo girl whose maximum hit point total reaches zero in this fashion dies. Maximum hit points lost in this fashion are restored at a rate of 9 (2d8) per gallon of water consumed.

Actions
Slam. Melee Weapon Attack: +4 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 9 (2d6 + 2) bludgeoning damage plus 3 (1d6) acid damage, and the target is grappled (escape DC 13). Until this grapple ends, the target is restrained, and the goo girl can't slam another target.

Engulf. The goo girl makes one slam attack against a Medium or smaller target it is grappling. If the attack hits, the target is engulfed in the goo girl's body mass, and the grapple ends. The swallowed target is deafened and restrained, it treats everything outside the goo girl as lightly obscured, it has three-quarters cover against attacks and other effects outside the goo girl, and it takes 10 (3d6) acid damage at the start of each of the goo girl's turns. The goo girl can only have one target engulfed at a time.
If the goo girl dies, a swallowed creature is no longer restrained by it and can escape from the corpse by using 5 feet of movement.

Flavor text goes here.

>>34611149
How has nobody mentioned the kinkiest thing about oozes yet: splitting in two?

The one ooze in the starter set adventure splits in two if it takes lightning or slashing damage. It only splits if it has half or more of its max HP, and each half receives half of the original's HP, so it only splits once (unless there's something around that can heal them.)

>>34615152
Presumably Slime and Goo Girls wouldn't be able to so readily divide, otherwise we'd just have Slime Girl Clerics multiplying ad-infinitum.

>>34615211
>implying that would be a bad thing

>>34615242
Not really, but who would the Slime Girls be clerics OF?

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>>34611149
Why always goo girls? Why not rippling goo guys?

>>34615260

The goddess of slimes.

Someone's gonna hook them up with that sweet sweet divine magic.

>>34615273
Because fluid forms are much more fitting for flowing, feminine curves...

>>34615260
Juiblex?

>>34615211
Maybe intelligent oozes would split their class levels down the middle as well as their HP. Those who are level 1 would split into two shit commoner oozes.

Tweaked the text a bit. Mostly fixing a few errors.


Goo Girl
Medium ooze, unaligned
Armor Class 11
Hit points 39 (6d8 + 12)
Speed 20 ft., swim 30 ft.

Str 15 (+2)
Dex 12 (+1)
Con 14 (+2)
Int 5 (-3)
Wis 6 (-2)
Cha 15 (+2)

Skills Perception +2
Damage Resistances acid
Damage Immunities lightning, slashing
Condition Immunities blinded, charmed, deafened, exhaustion, prone
Senses blindsight 60 ft. (blind beyond this radius)
passive Perception 10
Languages understands Common and Aquan but can't speak
Challenge 1 (200 XP)

Amorphous. The goo girl can move through a space as narrow as 1 inch wide without squeezing.

Amphibious. The goo girl can breathe air and water.

Water Based. Each day that a goo girl cannot absorb a gallon of fresh water, her maximum hit point total is reduced by 9 (2d8). A goo girl whose maximum hit point total reaches zero in this fashion dies. Maximum hit points lost in this fashion are restored at a rate of 9 (2d8) per gallon of water consumed.

Actions
Slam. Melee Weapon Attack: +4 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 9 (2d6 + 2) bludgeoning damage plus 3 (1d6) acid damage, and the target is grappled (escape DC 13). Until this grapple ends, the target is restrained, and the goo girl can't slam another target.

Engulf. The goo girl makes one slam attack against a Medium or smaller target it is grappling. If the attack hits, the target is engulfed in the goo girl's body mass, and the grapple ends. The engulfed target is deafened and restrained, it treats everything outside the goo girl as lightly obscured, it has three-quarters cover against attacks and other effects outside the goo girl, and it takes 10 (3d6) acid damage at the start of each of the goo girl's turns. The goo girl can only have one target engulfed at a time.
If the goo girl dies, a engulfed creature is no longer restrained by it and can escape from the corpse by using 5 feet of movement.

Flavor text goes here.

>>34615312

Maybe the problem is that intelligent oozes, for whatever reason, if they do a perfect enough split to duplicate memories and powers, find their two copies treat each other as evil dopplegangers.

>>34615152
Thought about it. It's right there on the Ochre Jelly. Problem is it's awfully difficult to say precisely how it ought to impact the Challenge rating.

And it does, I think, make the individual goo girl encountered feel a little less special.

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>>34615311
Doesn't stop them from being cubes, why should it stop them from being dudes?

>>34615361

Then post some slime dudes, jeez.

>>34615309
Uhhh...

>>34615312
>Juiblex?
Yeah, it's either going to be Juiblex, Ghaunadaur (The whole reason ooze types are mindless to begin with), or Zuggtmoy if you're streching it...
All are EVIL deities...

>>34615342
>And it does, I think, make the individual goo girl encountered feel a little less special.
Yeah, most goo people usually end up having some kind of core that acts as the anchor of their sapient consciousness, which also acts as their weak point.

>>34615361
True enough...

>>34615342
If you want to make one unique, just take the stats for any other ooze and make it a weirdo that happens to shape itself like a girl. That would sort of explain why it's all alone without any kind of culture or community of slime-people. Maybe an insane wizard made an ooze sleep inside a girl-shaped mold until it got stuck that way, or maybe it ate a powerful female sorcerer and picked up her likeness.

Or, wait, why are you even doing this? So your players can jerk off to it? Or so you can?

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>>34615439
If you want these to be kind, benevolent goo people, then whatever, guess it's time to make up a kind, benevolent goo deity. Maybe a slime mold guardinal? One that teaches its followers to clean up messes, return the dead to the earth, not complain, and fit into any space where they're needed.

There's a neutral jellyfish deity named Eadro, if that's close enough.

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>>34615273
As a gayfag, no one mentioned goo dudes because the OP asked for goo girls - assumedly due to fetish faggotry.

I assume you could easily stat a goo dude from the same type of stats.

Never understood people coming into a thread about one gender-based thing and going 'but what about other gender thing?"

maybe i'm being aggro but it just seems attention-seeky and obnoxious.

>>34615515
>If you want these to be kind, benevolent goo people, then whatever, guess it's time to make up a kind, benevolent goo deity. Maybe a slime mold guardinal? One that teaches its followers to clean up messes, return the dead to the earth, not complain, and fit into any space where they're needed.
Yes, clearly we need a MILF Slime Goddess!

>>34615548
Strangely okay with this.

>>34615580
Well said deity would basically be the ultimate housekeeper, so why not?
Hell, that's probably her official function within the pantheon!

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>>34615548
>MILF Slime Goddess

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>>34611283
>>34611337
>>34611377

>>34615625
...okay, premise for a campaign's first adventure.


Goo girls (and related monsters) are generally benign, but they've been acting up recently. Some people have been hurt (or possibly killed) in attacks from these normally-peaceful creatures.

Investigations ensue. Encounters, naturally, prominently feature goo girls and the like. The problem is ultimately traced back to what turns out to be a kind of crude religious center for the (relatively) intelligent slime creature species, which is conveying the displeasure of the slime goddess, who is upset that the other gods keep messing up the heavens so much, forcing unreasonable amounts of cosmic housecleaning on her.

Evil characters can solve the problem (for the area, at least -- and what do they care about the rest of the world?) by wiping out the congregation.
Good characters can solve it just by passing along the word to clerics of other gods because the other gods are really only causing problems for the slime goddess because they don't pay enough attention to her to notice that she's upset. But they /do/ pay attention to their own worshipers.

>>34615874
that's.....really kind of cute actually

"Hey I wonder what /tg/ says in relation to 5th edition"

>first thread is creating a monster entry for something right out of /d/

never change, guys.

>>34614988

I'd say the Int and Wis need to be higher, and the "unaligned" should be an alignment.

Otherwise, goo job.

>>34615625
>>34615548

A benevolent slime deity could be fun to create.


How about we name her "Ublybotha" ?

>>34616225
>How about we name her "Ublybotha" ?
Eh, sounds a bit too complicated to me...
I was thinking that the head deity just whipped her up to clean up all the pantheons' messes.

>>34616336
That'd be a shitty existence. How about she willed herself into existence because she couldn't stand all this mess going to waste?

>>34615855
blue board motherfucker
if you're gonna post that at least spoiler

The slimy goddess, appearing as a large being of iridescent slime shaped into the form of a busty woman. Her portfolio deals with cleaning, semen, and ooze. Patron diety of maids, prostitutes, and intelligent oozes.

>>34616582
Eh, could work.

>>34616648
Notice the blue background of the image? They know it's a blue board. That's why it's censored.

>>34616808
>tiny white line
>censored
i want japan to go
leave the porn tho
its not even about the rules i just dont want to see this thread get nuked by exterminatus-happy janitor

>>34611149
OK then i spent like ten minutes trying my hand at a 5e race to it is probably not to great but let me know what you think.

Goo People traits
a hardy but naive people, originally a wizard experiment these people are vary strange indeed tough beyond compare able to reform their bodies at will based on their desires.
ability score increase. +2 to constitution and +1 to wisdom
Age goo people can live a vary long time almost 500 years if not killed and mature fully by at 10 years.
Alignment, goo people tend toward neutral putting their needs first and good as they enjoy helping others who don't show hostility to them
Size, goo people are usually medium size but see below
Speed your base walking speed is 30 feet
Languages, common and one other

Goo Body: your body is made up of a vary fluid material that as a bonus action you may reform to another shape. You may become a small creature but not a large creature. You may also become a pool of goo which allows you to squeeze through tight crevasses in this form you prone and can only move 10 feet at a time, no matter what form you take you always have the same hit point total. Additionally you need not eat to live only the cool sustenance of water is necessary for your survival.

Goo resistance: you have resistance to pricing attacks, also if hit with a pricing melee weapon attack the target must make a strength save to pull the weapon out of you. You use your constitution modifier for this save.

Goo regeneration: once per day as a bonuses you can reinvigorate your body to reform its self. you gain regeneration 2 for a number of rounds equal your constitution modifier.

>>34616831
I'm pretty sure that was a joke. Agree with both spoiled points.