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Joanna Champion
I'm gonna wait till the real thread before starting a discussion.
R8 this card out of 10
>>78235909
I notice that Pearl "Pornstar" Gonzalez is on that card too.
Real Thread
>>78235908
>>78235908
>>78235908
>>78235908
>>78235908
>0 posts early
>>78235916
>thread wars
This is the thread
reem bless
>>78235928
I don't blame him for having a deleted chin after shit like this.
>>78235909
>american with god and beer in his name
pottery
>>78235928
I just made it so people could actually find the thread instead of having this new
>lol jokes i put the subject field in the name field lol ahhahaha
I'd rather have more people in the thread instead of the same autists circle jerking
>>78235935
>American
>>78235937
Reminds me of this
yfw spainsperg deletes his own posts to pretend that hes banned
This autist has some serious depth to his multiple personalities. Im actually intrigued
>>78235936
The subject isn't in the name field tho...
>>78235930
Photoshopped
<--this is what really happened
>>78235948
Das it mane.
>>78235953
>>78235963
>>78235961
kek
>>78235966
>>78235956
true i'll delete my thread
>>78235909
I'm rooting for shadow girl.
Jon Jones is clean, the white devil tainted his samples because they jealous of black excellence
>>78235970
>>78235985
>dem pit stains
Do 7 foot tall people sweat more?
I assume so
>>78235985
Really fixated on the urine thing, huh bud?
>>78235970
lol I completely forgot that happened!
>>78235992
Holy shit that heem is fucking beautiful, don't think I've seen that before
>>78235992
>Ruthless
Is it normal to have 6 /heem/ threads on this board at once? What the fuck?
>>78236007
We haven't even begun
>>78236013
lmfao
k
>>78236007
Es normal
>>78236018
Makes it a bitch to follow along 2bh
Lando is about to get cut
>>78236025
cutie
>>78236021
>manlets
>>78236029
he is one meme kick away from the lw title
>>78236001
It's nice to see someone actually recognising their opponent is out and not taking the unprotected extra shot like a coward
>>78236025
>she will never cream on ur peen while ur browsing /heem/
<-- Champ
>>78236036
remember when badr hari had his superfight then pussied out after 1 round cause he bruised his elbow
>>78236034
I agree
Only cowards use cheap shots on unconscious opponents
<-- Chimp
>>78236045
Yeah she's overrated as fuck for being an American blonde with a nice body but her face is too small.
Just compare her to this little slice of wigger thug hotness:
>>78236038
Bisping is half blind yet still cleaned out the division and beat the former GOAT
<-- Feet
>>78236038
she's ugly
>>78236034
Hendo did it too, he only destroyed people that talked shit
<---chomp
<-- chink
>>78236059
Someone cut the first 6 seconds of this webm and it might be usable
<---- GOAT
<-- Cutie
>>78236066
Josh Koscheck is not the GOAT
>>78236064
>doesn't want a rare glimpse at the late great ryan gracie (rip)
seeing the gracies watch their family members get their ass beat in pride from the corner was half the fun
>>78236066
what am I looking at?
>>78236066
wow blake griffin in MMA???
Reminder Rockhold is Ronda Rousey 2 he's a talentless cheat that memed his way up the rankings
>>78236070
Fugg.
>>78236070
>watch this webm
>get that familiar empty feeling inside
Trigger warning next time please
>>78236070
Are the Gracies the most overrated fighters in combat sports?
>>78236095
Any UFC legend from the mid-2000s
>roses face after Joanna is done with her
Won't be pretty lads
>>78236095
No, the Diaz bros
no heems being posted
keep up the good work
>>78236105
You mean the diaz sisters lol
(shout out 2 the other thread)
>>78236095
Look man, Rickson Gracie may have wildly overstated his record, but he still did beat a very large number of people in absolutely ridiculous conditions
>>78236105
>t.189er
no one but casuals r8 nate and nick was top tier striker in his day, only casuals lump them in together btw.
>>78236105
They're just popular because "dude weed lmao" and "le steroids xDDD xP" nobody actually thinks theyre elite fighters
>>78236109
not long now guys!
>>78236113
Rickson ducked Bas
>>78236124
is it some rope so you can hang yourself?
>>78236124
>tfw ordered something from Mexico on ebay and they sent me the wrong tracking number so it says it was delivered three months before I bought it
>>78236126
But does that make him "the most overrated fighter in combat sports"?
>>78236133
i mean bas is top 5 overrated so maybe
>>78236117
cte world
good fight desu
>>78236136
solid logic
>>78236124
did you get me something?
>>78236124
show us your fresh tap out shirt when it arrives
>>78236130
>>78236150
i'll show you guys later
>>78236131
there's quite a few scams being used right now with tracking numbers https://petapixel.com/2017/08/11/fell-victim-1500-used-camera-lens-scam-amazon/
or was it a mistake?
>>78236166
how do you know ill see your post later idiot
Hi mommy
>>78236209
mrs mcgregor is a gilf
>>78236211
fap
David Branch is going to wreck Luke Cockhold's whole shit
good mother, raised a successful child
Hips don't lie
does dj seem a bit like a cunt?
>>78236239
If they had let them fight to the death the instant the referee stopped that boxing match shit, Conor would STILL kill Floyd.
KNOW THAT!
>>78236237
Do you think Mrs mcgregor understands all the dangers surrounding cte?
>>78236249
I think Floyd's wives do.
>>78236249
dunno
does your mother understand why her son is a hate filled pathetic autist?
<------------Stockton tap
>>78236241
Hey do you have the one of him heeming Manuwa?
Why yes I do my man coming right up
>>78236258
kek
>>78236262
Why yes, yes she does
>>78236246
We're going to kill you Turks and get Istanbul back
KNOW THAT!
SHE IS PERFECT
>>78236293
Is that tito in the left?
>>78236293
You'll do fookin nottin!
>>78236307
How long before this picture do you think she sucked his dick?
>>78236269
The only thing this proves that Oezdemir is 100% hype.
He just did a Brendan Schaub and almost got caught.
Rule number one when you wobble a guy: don't just run at him like a fucking mongoloid.
Wanna see how a pro does it? Look at Jon Jones when he head kicks DC... he doesn't rush him with his hands down.
Jesus Chris how do these people make it into the UFC.
So hype for Platinum lads
>>78236314
kek
>>78236334
think he might get memed on desu
>>78236342
He will KO memeves and get the next shitle tot
>>78236356
He lost 1 fight ago to Alan Jouban calm down lad
Doubting /our guy/
pretty spicy card desu
luke, platinum, usman, lombard
what the...
memes aside Joanna should be top 5 p4p
>>78236387
you're the reason people like kevin lee are fighting for interim. perry is a terrible fighter and you're posting that shit because "le funny man xD"
>>78236406
YOU FOrgot to post thE BOTTOM of the rankings. NUNES went down a point afTER winning SHEVCHENKO. thats how BAD she is lmao
>>78236412
>perry is a terrible fighter
That's not true
>>78236374
Jon Jones fans are faggots who try to live vicariously through celebrities.
>W-What a party animal. He doesn't even have to train!!
>>78236342
>>78236371
>>78236412
Thiago has a layover in the UK before he hits Pittsburgh I see
>>78236412
haha angry lil whiteboi
>>78236330
T. bet on manuwa
UFC CHAMPION LIKEABILITY POWER RANKINGS
1. Cormier
2. Miocec
3. Johnson
POWER GAP
4. Bisping
5. McGregor
6. Holloway
POWER GAP
90. Woodley
91. Jedrzejczyk
POWER GAP
9000. Garbrandt
9001. Nunes
https://www.immaf.org/marc-goddard-standing-tkos-corner-stoppages/
Heem btfo again!
>>78236432
Chiesa is such a little runt
>>78236412
>perry is a terrible fighter
100% knock out ratio
>>78236435
What's wrong with JJ? I never get any bad vibes from her outside of fighting, seems like a sweet person.
has that argie potential to be a champion? we need a new sport since we aren't going to the next football world cup
>>78236435
>3. Johnson
he's a little cunt
>>78236466
A convincing 30-27 is much more impressive an a quick knockout. Anybody can Heem someone in 30 seconds, only a real talent can consistently beat their opponent for 15-25 minutes straight. It's why Bisping is the goat.
>>78236476
Say that to his face and not online and see what happens kid
>>78236474
should probably stick with rugby
>>78236487
we suck at rugby
>>78236462
yeah I was so happy to see him UNEQUIVOCALLY BTFO. Based Yamasaki saved him from serious brain damage. Then Kevin Lee banged Cuckiesa's mum after the fight while he cried on twitter.
>>78236486
i've already called him a cunt on his twitch stream
>>78236497
Why's he a cunt?
>>78236493
i know
>>78236486
Anyone over 6 foot would beat that manlet into a living death
>"b-but he's r... really fast!!!"
Not when I heem him with a quick kick to the face
>>78236504
have you ever listened to him being interviewed i dunno he just comes across as a cunt
>>78236423
>tfw thought that was woodley this whole time
>>78236513
Yeah I have. Maybe you're just a bigot.
>>78236462
He got dealt with
Next man to get dealt with is ferguson
And after that? Tiger shuab.
>>78236517
Das racis
>>78236520
how is my opinion of dj make me a bigot?
>>78236511
I sincerely doubt anyone on heem could beat up a professional fighter of any size or gender, let alone a champion.
mornin boys
gooby
<----
>>78236527
He's 5'2 and loses to people a couple inches taller than him
I agree other manlets can't beat him up but average sized people can
>>78236435
>cormier
>champion
Pick one
>>78236567
>Cormier
>The GOAT LHW
Pick both.
>tfw to intelligent to lose
>>78235990
I'm 6'7'' and I sweat like a pig. It's not probably due to the height though.
>>78236589
>cormier
>LHW
Pick one
>>78236527
did you ever watch pride lad?
>>78236435
This is actually very accurate.
id move goober down a tier though
>>78236613
Probably more due to the 400 pounds hey lad
>>78236635
240 my man, wud heem you to oblivion.
>>78236209
>>78236239
>>78236293
>>78236310
what is this from? link if possible pls
>>78235936
>he's still assblasted about the format of a fucking heem thread on 4chan
You need Communism, Boris. You clearly can't handle all this freedom the Yanks gave you.
>>78236639
m8 stop wasting your height and learn how to kickbox
>>78235990
>left hand on the guy's right arm
>>78236660
I'd like to learn kicking. I never had any formal training, and if I just try to kick the heavy bag in the gym it's terrible.
>>78236652
respond to a post from 2 hours ago
>calls me ass blasted
and you'd probably enjoy communism over what you currently have in chile feudalism
>>78236078
Myron Woodsping.
>>78236639
I'm 2 inches shorter and 15 pounds lighter kid, I would uppercut the shit out of you and finish you off with ground & pound
>>78236705
We tried that with your help, remember? It didn't take.
>>78236721
I can cut 50 lbs in 8 weeks, done it many times. I would Jon Jones the shit out of you.
>>78236747
as a good communist would say that wasn't real communism mate
>>78236754
I can gain weight at a terrifying rate, I would bob sapp the shit out of you
Alternatively
*throws head into your elbows to get you dq'd*
FACE THE PRIDE:
https://rave.dj/TU49U7cqJzz_Aw
Pride was MMA's prime
>>78236813
pride was pretty sick had an awesome atmosphere with those huge crowds and production value
>>78236813
>t. 196er who watches compilation videos on youtube
>>78236761
No True Sovietsman.
>>78236641
a video that apparently proves that floyd gave away the first few rounds to make the fight last longer so that he could win this under 9.5 round bet
it's bullshit. both corners were telling their fighter they were doing great and winning.
>>78236824
That's me! How can I become a patrician of this sport?!
>>78236890
accept fedor is the true goat
>>78236901
But he lost to Matt Mitrione, the guy who was heemed by Brendan Schaub!
>>78236914
And cro cop beat them both
Cro cop is the real natty goat
>>78236914
yes but thats after he retired
I drank 12 beers tonight bois. I hate myself.
>>78236956
Has anyone ever got drunk and though "wow that was totally worth the money and I had fun and didn't do anything stupid!"
>>78236882
Floyd skipped back to his corner a couple of times and didn't even drink water.
He wasn't intentionally gifting Conor the rounds, he simply didn't care who won them.
>>78236969
Do you get all your quotes off your mother's facebook?
Can you imagine how btfo Rockhold would be if he lost to Branch, a guy who was literally cut from the UFC
Would he permaheem himself? Would we ever see him again?
This is a risky fight
>>78236976
>didn't even drink water
you can always count on an ego maniac to try to look as good as possible in front of the cameras
this is the same guy who cut 3 extra pounds to look like he didn't care
>>78237011
mismatched fights are always high risk high reward
you get to lengthen your highlight reel at the cost of ruining your record
>>78236977
She won't accept my friend request desu
>>78236605
ande shteew!
>>78237050
Holy shit Rumble is back?
>>78237050
>>78237059
So does DC get the belt handed back or is it now vacant?
>>78237196
Hopefully they just vacate it and make his next fight a title fight. For his own good. Getting heemed then being given the title back would look shit for him.
>>78237213
Yeah that's what I thought.
He should fight Gus for it.
>>78236423
We've peaked
Anyone have a webm of Stephens kicking the hell out of Melendez' leg?
>>78237196
Vacate. Have No Time and Gus fight. Winners fights DC for belt.
Two hype fights
>>78237135
fuck off rimmer
>>78237255
i do indeed like to rim
>>78237297
forgot to say, haven't rimmed in a while since my wife has left me.
>>7823727
It was fucking brutal. Melendez is a warrior, I would have tapped to legkicks halfway through first round.
If you beat the GOAT but struggle against lower ranked fighters, are you the GOAT?
>>78237418
MMA Math: not even once
you need to realize that height, style, power, speed and other attributes make you better against one person but not so dominant against another
The only people who are undefeated are outliers who can somehow adapt to any style
Feel like pure shit just want her back x
>swn violently suck you off
>>78237468
>jons face when the c sample comes back negative
>>78237468
>>78237475
Boi Miesha is top notch material, 100% my dude. She's once in a lifetime kinda of thing.
>>78237468
>>78237500
>jons face when it takes the z sample to exonerate him
>>78237475
>swn suffocate you with her rectum
>>78237486
that's a bit like posting a pic of steve ballmer and saying when will bald people learn
she's a successful fighter suck it brother
>>78235915
She's not slutty at all irl. I train at the same gym she does
>>78237619
>has literal fake tits for male attention
guy
>>78237500
The only way that happens is if Dana pays off USADA big time. And I can actually see that happening.
>>78237597
>>78235865
yoel romero is a(n)...
>>78237626
Maybe she was but she's married now
>>78235877
she is cutie
>>78237655
>showing thigh
DROPPED
>>78237708
its terribly(
>>78237736
why don't russian smileys have eyes?
>>78237662
Joanna is pretty sexless desu. I imagine her as some kind of dickless eunuch bred to fight
>>78237759
you already asked me about it a couple of days ago. I do not know. eyes are not needed)
>>78237761
She's a fucking slut, dropped
>>78237787
Can't be a slut if no one is attracted to you
Can't describe how hyped I am for Platinum
Can't describe how hyped Croatia is for Platinum
>>78237800
That's because you're a retarded, reddit-tier casual meme faggot.
>>78235909
7/10
>>78237786
I didn't my guy. I just googled it and apparently it's because the : symbol is far on the keyboard.
>>78237832
Disagree
Bisping is a cheater and roider, Rockhold is the rightful champ.
>>78235935
He's English
>>78237837
lol. indeed, I'm just too lazy to put a colon. its true
>>78237840
>you guise, I need you to know I'm excited about a shitty meme fighter
k
>>78237867
Is Lando Vannata a meme fiter?
>>78237867
Platinum is built not bought
>>78237787
I can't tell if you shopped her teeth or not.
>Jon Jones' 'B' sample confirms failed drug test from UFC 214
JUST
>>78237927
JUSTICE
>>78237927
Thank god, the dicc succening faggots will hopefully stop. He is not a GOAT, never was, and never will be. DC is the greatest of all time.
You think I'm just gonna let you kill me Jon?
>>78237964
>DC is the greatest
Greatest pillowfisted 206.2 champ of the world?
>>78237964
DC was an olympic wrestler. He's done more roids than Jones could eat in three lifetimes.
>>78237977
Greatest natty lhw of all time
>>78236589
Cormier has only fought 5 people at LHW including a guy who hopped off the surgeon's table just to save a card.
>>78237977
Nice meme you got there senpai. DC should sue the fuck out of your boy for assault.
islam_makhachev
#moscow
https://www.instagram.com/p/BY-9EoMgVj8/
Taken at: https://www.instagram.com/explore/locations/17326249/moscow-russia/
I found those Pearls if the anon who still wanted them is here
>>78237787
who dressed her up like a slut?
>>78238017
Unironically looks like a dude.
>>78237991
>LHW minus Jones
Not much to be proud of tbqh. Yeah, Rumble is a nice line to have in your resume, but overall LHW is shit.
>>78238017
Is she in an abandoned house?
>>78238050
>but overall LHW is shit.
then Jones doesn't have much to be proud of either, didn't even fight Rumble
>>78238087
Pretty much. People just assumed he'll be the GOAT because none of the guys in LHW looked like they're gonna beat him any time soon.
>>78238050
I hoped JBJ would go HW and get destroyed by real men. But he would probably just get easy pickings with Lesnar and then back away.
>>78237873
Yes, but at least ability-based memes are superior to plain-retarded,-stolen-from-reddit memes.
>he rates Jon Jones
kek
>Destroys your sport
Nothing personal senpai
>>78237927
Of course it would he took a tainted supplement
>>78238129
>Makes the sport 10x better by getting rid of roiders
Nothing personal roiders
>>78238087
>>78238105
most of jones and gsp's resume is fighting undersized competition.
for me, he is the GOAT.
>>78238142
I wonder when Bisping's wife will reveal the paternity of her sons to the world?
>>78238146
>Loses to the black beast
>>78238142
That isn't Anderson, that's Yoel.
>>78238142
Do you actually pretend to prefer post-USADA UFC to pre-USADA?
>>78238164
>>78238174
Yeah i do
>>78238146
Jones is long, but saying that he's big for LHW is crazy, he walks at literally 225 or less. Some lightweights cut more that that.
>>78238175
Nah dude, that's definitely Yoel Romero. Not sure what you're trying to say here.
>>78238146
>undersized competition
Doesn't mean shit. His opponents were all 205 lbs. Are you going to say all of Holloway's wins are invalid because he was taller than everyone he fought in fw?
>>78238160
>taps fedora
>taps cain
>taps overeem
>>78238193
t. brainlet
>>78238204
You might be the brainlet here, family.
>>78238204
t. poor grammar
I guess you're the unintelligent one.
>>78238174
pre because im not a raging faggot
>>78235958
if they fought again even all roided up Brock would win
shots fired
>>78236070
she's still with this abusive meathead?
>>78237650
>>78238017
I'm sure hers will be among the 40% of marriages that go the distance, anon.
>>78238017
her ass hole is genuinely hairier than mine
>>78238272
>being this beta
>>78238237
Yeah they broke up for a bit but they're back together
>t. female fighter personal life expert
>>78238236
Perry = r/mma
Colby = /heem/
>>78237468
hnngngnhn
>>78238224
My nigga.
>>78237511
my dick would be so hard
>>78238334
>EVERYTIME YOUR BIG STEROID HEAD ASS SEE MEEEEEEEEEE
>>78238347
degenerate
>>78238379
got one from another angle?
>>78236567
https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/9/12/16291440/jon-jones-b-sample-comes-back-positive-for-steroid
Bwahahahahahaha,
>Boying a fucking roided freak who needs juice to beat a manlet with a 12 inch reach disadvantage
C'mon POLEN.
>>78238017
I got some dork curious but I don't think he knew what he was bargaining for when he asked for them.
>The absoulute state of /heem/ now
Actually makes me feel sick
>>78238017
dirty ass bitch, look at that house
>>78238272
twink pussy
>>78238379
look at that booty jiggle
>>78238431
>twink pussy
you wish faggot
>>78238379
look at that HIT TO BACK OF THE HEAD
>>78238455
just to reiterate, one tap (jab) to the back of the head is worth one h-bomb knock out in terms of brain damage
well done refs. hit to the back of the head should be instant -2 points
>>78238017
you can see why she got those breast implants
she's very plain looking. probably wasn't getting nearly as much cock as she needed
>>78238032
>>78238060
>>78238262
>>78238272
>>78238415
>>78238431
http://thefappening.pro/fitness-naked-girls/pearl-gonzalez-leaked-nude-51-photos/
>>78238489
serial killer house
>>78238489
she looks disgusting 2bh
diseased, almost
>>78238415
Boying is a strong word, for example I wouldn't go sulking for a month if Jones got heemed and cried on live tv.
Not like such a thing could ever happen mind you
>>78238514
>>78238514
>Being this angry at me because you boy'd a coward who pops twice when fighting a manlet with a 12 inch reach disadvantage
You're not angry at me, you're angry at yourself.
Maybe I oughta add your flag here, you backstabbing loser.
I had a dream last night Bisping pulled out of 217 with an injury last minute.
suddenly Hendricks steps up to fight because he's on the undercard. and he returns to form, pulverising GSP again.
>>78238553
>backstabbing
>maybe I should add your flag on my autistic picture
Wew
>>78238529
this makes me feel better about myself, thanks anon
>>78238553
Only (you) are angry here.
It was inevitable that Jon would fuck up, that's what he does, how could anybody be angry about this at this stage ?
Still was funny to see daniel crying like a bitch
>>78238295
This is the spammer
>>78238557
my dick cant handle seeing gsp get flattened by 188 johnny
>>78238562
Shut up, loser. It's a post, jackass.
>>78238571
Daniel isn't the one using steroids to beat smaller guys. Of course he's gutted when a freak on the juice outright robs him of his title, but he can sleep easy knowing he isn't a coward.
You got the roles reversed, son. Your boy's the bitch here. Turbocoward.
go on arrianys instagram story jesus what a mess
>>78238600
It's naive to think that any professional athlete in any sport is natty *.
cormier sleeps easy knowing that he's better at avoiding getting caught
*with the exception of the reigning, defending, undisputed UFC middleweight champion of the world Michael "The Count" Bisping, who is the NATTY GOAT as we all know
>>78238645
Bless
>>78238489
Pearl was never my girl
>>78238334
Will Candylei ever recover?
Hail
>>78238645
>"C-Cormier is r-roiding t-too!"
Kinda sad (!) to see you stoop so low. Going for the "errbody on steroids" excuse and saying a guy who hasn't failed a single USADA test is in the same pool as the guy who has failed 4 so far is reaching from here to the UDF.
Until popped, you are innocent. It's annoying to see "people" like Tyrone fighting still but he hasn't failed a single test (yet), so he is innocent.
It's not your fault, Polen. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault.
>>78238699
Cormier avoided olympic testing as well
>>78238708
He cried when he lost there as well LMAO
>>78238708
?
>The fact that the B-sample came back positive for M3, the metabolite of turinabol, and not for the parent compound itself, may well be good news for Jones.
>The parent compound has a half-life of 16 hours, meaning it leaves the body in less than a day. Jones’ positive test came at the weigh-in on July 28. Jones passed a blood test after the fight on July 29, though turinabol is detected in testing via urine, not blood.
>The metabolite M3 is able to be detected for between 45 to 60 days, and potentially more. Because Jones passed tests on July 6 and July 7, that means there was a three-week window in which he could have ingested the turinabol.
>“On the face of things, any sophisticated doper, or any doper who knows how to do a Google search, is not going to choose turinabol or any other chlorinated steroid,” Novitzky said. “They could very easily find that there is a detection window of 45 to 60 days and so with the facts that are out there, that Jon tested negative on July 6 and July 7. That means the substance entered his body between July 7 and July 28.
>“Any sophisticated user, or anyone who does a Google search, will see it could be potentially two months in your system. Thus, it would not be a drug of choice if you had any level of sophistication.”
INNOCENT
JBJ IS THE LHW NATTY GOAT OF ALL TIME
>>78238604
what is it?
>>78238732
I believe him yo
>>78238732
his PED stack was tainted with turinabol
he's guilty as fuck
>>78238732
>PR team already running themselves crazy to try to save face
Rofl. Four failed drug tests.Greatest coward of the sport. Needs juice to beat a bloated manlet with a 12 inch reach disadvantage.
These are facts.
>>78238529
two big fucking questions
1. why are the people who kept feeding him not in prison? if that was a heroin addict and you kept giving him money to buy heroin, surely you're partly responsible
2. if it's truly his fault, why not just let him die? he can't even walk right now.
>>78238774
Going up in weight to fight Adan
Michael "The GOAT" Bislord
>>78238732
VINDICATED
>>78238732
>tl;dr
>jon's a smart man, no way he did this
>>78238804
10/10 my man
>>78238732
>when you are such a fuck up that people tasked with catching you fucking up can't even believe that somebody could fuck up so badly
>>78238845
LMFAO
>when everyone thinks you're GOAT, but you can't even defeat fat 40 year old manlet without juicing
He's 100% the biggest fraud in MMA history.
>>78238868
I can't wait for the hearing. The last one was notable for Malki Kawa's bullshit.
>>78238732
>if you had any level of sophistication.
JBJ goes out doing cocaine with fake friends all night long and needs dick pills to fuck someone other than his wife, who is at home with his kids
>>78238901
>wife
his fiancee
they have been engaged for 10 years or something retarded
I am surprised more people don't talk about what a piece of shit this guy is in all aspects of his life
wmma is good!
>>78238901
Do you really need dick pills to fuck Holly? I mean that ass should get you hard itself
what;s that song that goes doo dooo dooo WOAH WOAH WAOOOOOH
one of you is bound to know please help
>>78238942
I was sad that I could never pleasure Holly since she loves that JBJ BBC, but then I saw him in underwear and now I know I could pleasure her and it feels good.
>>78238948
wesley willis
>>78238942
very nice bunda
The state of the UFC when conor dies in a yacht accident
>>78236025
>>78238948
Darude - Sandstorm
>>78238968
She gives off the "I'm still a virgin" vibe
>>78238966
Dana would go nuclear
>>78238960
FUUUUCKK thank you my guy you were right mfw how did you know
>>78239007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05GPgvESGuM
>>78238981
she's not a virgin she "did it" with me =)
>>78239038
Always knew she was a coalburner
>>78239015
rashad should've smacked that little bitch
>>78238981
translation: she doesn't act like liberal slut from florida
>>78236474
He's doing alright but his last win had him eyepoking his opponent 3 times before he won and none of them were caught by the ref
Champion is a bit far, don't really see him getting there unless he makes massive leaps. Woodley is pretty hard to get past
>>78239015
Bisping would sign UFC 100 pic 4u, believe you me
>>78239046
original
>>78239051
>liberal slut from florida
Lads, should I go to Bellator in Dublin in November? I want to try to get a front row seat so I can yell heem memes at Roddy and Kavanagh while they corner Gallagher. Hell, gooby himself might even be there.
>>78239119
>Gooby
>at Bellator
Dana won't allow that.
>>78239059
Gunnar lost because he's a sloppy shit striker and obviously a chinlet
I LOVE YOU MIKE!
I LOVE YOU MIKE! SHE YOU SHOON..
BWOY!
>>78239134
You are almost certainly correct. At the very least Kavanagh and Roddy will.
>>78239143
Thanks partner!
/ourguys/
>>78239143
EEEY
GO WIPE YOUR ASS
POOPY PANTS
listen to this guy
GO WIPE YOUR ASS
>>78239166
Is that black dude a fan of Mike's or something?
>>78239142
imagine if conor was eye poked and lost that way
dana would ban all argentinians from nevada
Remember when Tyron was the eternal gatekeeper? wtf happened, is he on better PEDs now?
>>78239166
t-wood taking perry under his wing.
>>78239178
https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/9/12/16291428/mike-perry-defends-ufc-champion-tyron-woodley-people-are-mad-how-smart-he-is
Whitebois triggered in
3...
2...
>>78239228
he's just a dick rider trying to make a name for himself
>>78239240
Tyron will have fans eventually, don't worry.
>>78239261
Tyron is unironically /ourguy/
>>78239261
RDA will end his meme life and everyone will forget about Tybore Woodley, dont worry.
Chael would've beaten Jones if he survived the first round.
Chael is the p4p goat.
>>78239297
Tyron is the most boring champ in modern UFC history
>>78239313
they let uriah hall continue with the bone coming out of his toe
>>78239240
wouldn't it make more sense to bash tyron?
>>78239309
>r-rda
>>78239313
jones is a cheat
DC is the real goat
>bbbut he was in the olympics that means he uses
the olympics did not have a as strict testing protocol as USADA
>>78239313
i called steroids when i saw this match. there's no way a natty human breaks his toe with his own force.
>>78239364
>the olympics did not have a as strict testing protocol as USADA
way to contradict yourself, idiot
>>78239339
Yes, RDA. Why did you stutter?
>>78239391
I was adressing the issue that he might be on steroids himself. DC is the GOAT in mma, not in wrestling. He might've or might've not used in wrestling. But in MMA he has been natty all this time. Truly the GOAT we need
>>78239432
>Trying to reason with Jones autistic dickriders who live vicariously through a FAILURE
They don't respond to reason.
>>78238756
Someone commented basically told for her to cover up so she sent them a message talking about misogyny, told her follows to go onto the "haters" instagram and then brought race into it
Does Jon Jones deserve sympathy?
>>78239549
>>78239549
34 pounds right there
AND STILLL
>>78235916
>Real Thread
kek that worked out great, didn't it anon?
>this fucking delusion
>>78239604
1-1 officially now
3rd fight when?
Platinum has been had
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/09/thiago-alves-off-ufc-pittsburgh-replacement-sought-mike-perry/amp
>>78239626
Thiago 'injuries' Alves is always out
>>78239512
LOL based arianny btfo of virgin haters
>>78239614
hes unironicly right
even with all the testing Jones felt like he needed the edge, meannig he knew he could not beat DC without the all the PEDs. and who knows what else he was using
>>78239614
Definitely makes DC the GOAT LHW. I'd still put DC behind GSP and Fedor, Jones and Anderson popped so I remove them from my GOAT list.
>>78239620
Cormier was winning the 2nd fight until the drugs kicked in. It's settled as far as I'm concerned.
Can 42 year old DC beat Jones coming off a 4 year layoff?
>>78239626
MOTHERFUCKER
the one fight I've been looking forward to in this whole month
>>78239700
DC will have retired as the GOAT. The next generation will destroy Jones.
>>78238489
Those look like old photos, she's doesn't even have the big fake gazongas
>tfw oezdemir heems deleted D.C. And becomes champ
>>78239713
>DC will have retired as the GOAT.
but he wont even be able to defend the belt
he will beat gus in a decision then get slept by no time and he will retire after that because he's like 56 years old
>>78239700
Jones will not get an immediate title shot after his suspension. DC will be long retired by the time Jones is fighting for another world title.
does anyone else realise how bad Jones naturally actually is?
>lanky reach babby
>uses endurance PED's to deal with DC's endless pressure, would gas early without
>uses steroids for strength to deal with DC's wrestling, would get subbed like Rumble without
>uses god knows what else
he has pretty big holes that DC would easily exploit
>>78239746
>but he wont even be able to defend the belt
>he will beat gus in a decision
So he defended the belt
>>78239626
>Alves saving himself from this
>>78239768
no the title will be vacated by jones and gus and DC will fight for the belt
are you dumb?
>We wont see Jones fight again till 2021
Damn, unironically though if he bulks up over the next 4 years he could come back as a HW and still be young
>>78239782
DC gets the belt back since Jones roided, are you dumb
>>78239782
why would the title get vacated the bout gets turned into a NC dummy
god i wish braindead russians would leave this place
>>78239626
Charles olivera should step in that's a good fight
Don't respond the moor lads
SHOCKING DEVELOPMENT: Jesse Taylor has been USADA'd
>>78239756
>by the time Jones is fighting for another world title.
probably never 2bh
>>78239626
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>78239801
USADA was a mistake
>>78239801
all natty buddeh
>>78239795
>>78239797
fuck USADA bullshit rules
DC lost jones is GOAT LHW only fucking dumbasses think otherwise
search your heart know it to be true
>>78239832
USADA was the poison pill the Fertittas built into the UFC so they can buy it back for $1m in a few years.
>Jones
Comfirmed roider
>Fedora
Fought in Pride, so comfirmed roider
>GSP
Roider delts
>Anderson
Roider
So who is the GOAT?
>>78239860
Conor McGOAT
>>78239860
>>78239851
>getting caught for taking performance enhancing drugs is bullshit
dragoslav lay off the vodka pls
>>78239860
>Fought in Pride, so comfirmed roider
never tested positive once ever and has fought under USADA blatant lie
BALDHOLD
>>78239860
BJ Penn
This is what a natty record looks like
>>78239893
Stfu you're just like the retards at my gym who think Fedora was always clean because he isn't shredded
>>78239893
>has fought under USADA
where?
>>78239892
I'm just a little upset jones finally became my boy for stopping DC and then this happens
why would he roid its just stupid he was already a beast it makes no sense
now he wont fight for like 4 years
WHY???!!!!!!!! WHY DID HE DO THIS??????
>>78239887
roider confirmed by old training partner rampage
>>78239899
He should just shave it at this point
>>78239929
Indian reservation lad
>>78239860
Tyron
>>78239940
Sounds like jealousy desu
>>78239782
He will still have defended his belt.
>>78239951
heh
>>78239931
>why would he roid its just stupid he was already a beast it makes no sense
It really baffles me that you brainlets cant imagine that he simply was on steroids the whole time. He got popped for PED's twice and both were against DC under USADA. Thats 2 out of 3 bouts, and the time he didnt pop he looked like shit. Probally wasnt roiding hard enough
Ignore him lads. Russians are borderline retarded.
>>78239978
he's just a paper champ defending a paper belt
Could you beat roided Jones?
>>78240006
did you mean natural
>>78239989
its just hard for me to come to terms with idea a lot of these guys were roiding all along
Is Roided Jones > TRTor?
So Jones was really clean vs OSP wasnt he? Thats why he looked so shit
THEY THINK THEY WANT SOME BUT THEY DON'T REALLY WANT NONE!
@78239991
didn't stop us having our way with your country
also i bet you identify as Scandinavian
>>78240037
Vitor would have beat Jones but Jesus told him to let go of the armbar.
>>78240066
4 shur
Jones is 100% going to kill himself isnt he
>>78239801
USADA coming boys
>>78240062
my boy perry gunna steal another mans soul this weekend
>>78240050
Word on the street is he wasnt completely clean just were testing some new medication but turned out it did not have enough endurance enhancing effects
Hence the whole thing with greg jackson 'complaining' about the 'powerlifting' making him gas. Jones was on some stuff to beef up. Several roidexperts made this speculation, I think its solid
>>78240095
was chael one of these experts?
John 'Roided to the Bones' Jones
>>78240113
haha I see what you did there lmao. his nickname is "Bones" and he was caught roiding haha
*upvotes you*
So this what happens when you go undefeated. UFC turns its back on you and screws you over with slander.
>>78240087
What will people say when they find out that Holly was on PEDs when she beat Ronda?
is jon jones just dumb lads?
what he popped for hasn't been in production for like 2 years and was a known ped
its not like he was taking some sort of new designer ped that wasn't being tested for or anything its old as fuck
>>78240142
they would say that Ronda was also on PED's, which would be a fair assessment
>>78240140
LMFAO gold
really anticipates my eggshells
>>78240148
>https://www.steroid.com/blog/New-Anti-Doping-Test-Increases-Detection-Window-for-Oral-Turinabol-and-Winstrol-to-Six-Months.php
>New Anti-Doping Test Increases Detection Window for Oral-Turinabol and Winstrol to Six Months
>Anti-doping laboratories in Germany and Russia have had a major breakthrough in steroid detection technology according to the German public television broadcaster ARD. Researchers have introduced a new test that is significantly better at detecting trace quantities of certain anabolic steroid metabolites in urine samples.
greg jackson simply did not see it coming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okPLE_l2Uag
>this is what TMAfags actually believe
/box/ here. I'll always respect how much /heem/ exposed fraudulent TMAs
@78240161
posts random map of europe with each country having some sort of monetary value with know indication to what it means
when people reply to him asking what does it all signify he will claim your stupid for not already figuring it out
in reality he is just an /int/ poster trying his memes out on the sports board and they don't hold up
So Jon is a roidlet?
>>78240218
>with know indication to what it means
know = no
cruz 125
Name a bigger fw prospect than pic related
>protip: you can't
>>78240181
one must ask the question was he being tested while he was suspended?
>>78240241
he was losing his last fight if i recall correctly until he pulled out a sub
great ground game but i don't really rate his stand up
probably top 10 material but thats about it
>>78235963
That's gotta be in the top 5 most embarrassing performances by a champion.
>>78240234
No way Cruz could make 125lbs
>>78239614
fedor competed in an untested competition there's no way he didn't "cheat"
>>78240241
Zabit
Burgos
Volkanovski
Stop making early threads
Stop using early threads made by spastics
>The alcoholic creep Russian newscum casual tourist trying to exonerate Jon "Roids" Jones this bad
Kek, FOUR fucking failed tests.
I'm racking my brain trying to find a bigger roid hack fraud fuck up but I still can't think of anyone. This is fucking TRT Vitor and Coleman levels.
>>78239944
Would he even look good if he shaved it?
>>78239555
For what?
>>78239899
how the fuck is that bald?
>>78240533
>have aesthetics to get any 10/10 you want
>be so autistic you can hardly get a 6/10
What did Cockhold mean by this?