/heem/ - MAYWEATHER vs McGREGOR

Fuck this "fight"

http://www.businessinsider.com/boxing-doctors-say-mayweather-mcgregor-fight-isnt-safe-2017-8

>But there's one group that thinks McGregor will be so overmatched that the fight should never have been sanctioned in the first place: the Association of Ringside Physicians.
LOL. Even the doctors are worried mcshittor will be KILLED in this fight.

>>77802747
black girls are fuck ugly
>inb4 >>>/pol/
you know its true

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*GADOOOSH*

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>>77802747
Based Scroat, keep em coming

Germaine de Randemie is gonna be a trivia question down the line that only you can answer

there is no way anderson silva is straight

wait till you get to his bedroom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcLTG4NOaz8

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>>77802781

>>77802730
a little too early. Wait until tomorrow

>>77802790
>Anderson silva: They tease me. Sometimes people think I’m gay. A lot of people have asked me if I’m gay. I answer, “Look, not to my knowledge. But I’m still young, it could be that in the future I’ll find out that I’m gay. I take good care of my things, I put everything in a bag, I use soap, I put on a cream after training. People think it’s capricious. To each his own. Doesn’t mean you’re more man or less man, more gay or less gay.

Wtf is a skip bayless?

>>77802826
The biggest troll in sports analysis.

>>77802826
BUT SKEEEUP

>>77802826
skip hates niggers

Is he going to crack America?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HerZ-jO_Cv0

>>77802841
That's blasphemy!

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Based askren

>>77802843
i like the bit when the guy asked him if he was a working for sky sports

>>77802747
the lovely Nia

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>>77802848
tfw the ufc doesn't want you. then the b league bellator doesn't want to renew your contract even though you are an undefeated champ so you have to fight bums in china.

The Natural on Kike Hour

>>77802848
Tyron don't want none of this guy

>>77802908
>>77802848
Wait I thought been askren was a hot young prospect but he's fucking 33 lmao

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A reminder that all Mayweather/Mcgoober discussion belongs on /box/

Now, who's your favorite female fighter?

What the fuck is this Rich Piana is dead?

>>>/fit/42622661

buds I streams UFC 214 and it was completely ruined for me because right before the knockout the stream was cut

I don't want this fight ruined too, will there be a reliable stream or should I just fork out for a PPV?

>>77802959
its only 20 quid lad

>>77802936
reminder than mackenzie derp and her dumbass fake brazilian accent belongs on either /bjj/ or /cgl/

>>77802821
how is that "capricious"? bad translator or he doesn't know what the word means

also

>i use soap

SO GAY

>>77802730
>please take your seats the show is about to begin

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/boxing/article-4815418/7-000-seats-possible-McGregor-vs-Mayweather.html
>As many as 7,000 tickets for Saturday's Floyd Mayweather vs Conor McGregor super-fight remain unsold

>>77802730
So what is the undercard? The clowns or the trapeze act? Maybe it'll be the lion tamer! Apparently McGregor has leaked his entrance music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjedLeVGcfE

>>77802989
isnt that story like 2+ days old

>>77802745
Its boxing

Not a fight you child.

>>77802986
it basically means fussy or 'particular'

So you're telling me a guy who struggled to outbox Nate Diaz is going to beat a Boxing GOAT?

Wew

>>77802944
lol good. guy did so much steroids to look like a freak he died. at least he got to achieve his greatest moment of appearing on tosh.0

>>77803005
I'll show you a fight pal.

>>77803009
defensive goat

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Koreshkov vs Njokuani
Ward vs Gonzalez
McKee vs Tugman
Ellen vs Arteaga

>>77803000
>PUBLISHED: 09:01, 23 August 2017 | UPDATED: 06:39, 25 August 2017
Little from column A, little from column B

Enjoy your last days here before the /asp/ relegation

>>77803009
>There is also the “three-knockdown rule”, in which three knockdowns in a single round result in a TKO. A TKO is considered a knockout in a fighter’s record.

>>77802746
Why would they be worried? Conor is already used to real fights with less padding and has fought against much stronger fighters than mayweather. What a stupid article.

>>77803009
everything tells me that he should be able to land 40 punches on mayweather but I am getting nervous about my bet now

>>77803032
just more proof that boxing is still in the stone age

>>77802821
gay af 2bh

/moneyteam/ report in

just remember when we flying high tomorrow... remember where we came from and respect how far we've come

Isn't the fight not until tomorrow?

>>77803046
Don't forget... Voltron can't fight for you

>>77803009
I'm fairly sure they're just shitposting.

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>>77803046
DAS RIGHT WE BE WINNIN TOMORROW YALL
KEEP DOUBTING US

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>>77803020
Njokuani
Ward
McKee
Arteaga

>>77803060
Link? Nothing like a good butchering of the english language to start off the day

>>77802897
Bill wishes Nia had a body like that. He went out of his way to marry a highly aggressive 5/10 that hates him.

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/box/ reporting in

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Aldo: the state of boxing tomorrow night.

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No tapping in boxing laddy

Conor sets up his "awkward angles" with his kicks and keeps his range that way. What the hell is he going to do with Floyd

>>77803091
No one cares.

WHEN THE FUCK DOES THE FIGHT START
WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY A DIFFERENT TIME
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>77803102
This is what McCasuals don't understand, that McGregor never uses his jab to set anything up, it's always those teeps and body kicks, and he can't use those.

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<-- Tappy

How do you plan watching the fight? Heem is going to be unreadable, I usually rock it in the background and read some posts.

>hired on at new job
>coworker recently lost a child
>everyone gives her hugs and wishes their condolences but it just makes her cry more
>figure I'll do something to make her laugh
>next day come in dressed in wrap around sunglasses and full black suit
>getting some stares but no chuckles
>decide to up the ante and roll my way to my desk
>spot coworker
>"anon what are you dressed like that for?"
>I shout "Defend Or Vacate!" and begin Bboying and shadow boxing
>she's looking confused and annoyed
>I'm getting mad that my granby rolls aren't cheering her up and the fact that this suit from the Marc Anthony collection isn't getting compliments pisses me off
>yell "Where's Your Kid At" over and over now
>she looks horrified and starts crying
>keep yelling while I flop to my back and throw up kicks
>someone has called security and they approach me
>try and sink in a D'arce but I feel the sting of a taser and wake up in jail

#SnapDownCity

>>77803108
About 30 bongs

>>77803102
Shush, just let the /pol/tards throw their money away.

What fights are coming up?

>>77803108
should start in 9 and a half bongs

>>77803117
Where's the beard loser? I know you got a lot of time on your hands so you might as well add it.

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>>77803145

Why is this so hyped? Is it the first time they fight eachother or what?

>>77803124
cool story bro

>>77803148
why dont you add it?

>>77803147
wait its not saturday is it

in that case 33 and a half bongs

>>77802730
How many rounds is it really lasting?

>>77803161
loser gets shot on live television

>>77803172
he's trying so hard to respect sr.'s intelligence lol

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>>77803189
get yourself a heeminder my man

>>77803193
1. Money will take out the shrimp dick white boy with a lightning right hand.

>>77803032
You mma fans talk so much shite for a bunch of fags who slip into lyrcra underwear and roll around on a mat.

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cant believe snr actually trains people
i heard in an interview earlier that eubank jr wanted him to come over to the UK to train him

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>>77803202
Are you wearing your reebok fight kit right now faggot?

Which fighters have their names tattooed on their bodies and why is this such a common occurrence in MMA?

"if you want me to make a call"

>>77803226
too many hits to the head

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>>77802730
>boxing match
>one of the guys is not even a boxer, the other is undefeated


GEE WHO WILL WIN GUYS? THIS IS A REAL NAIL BITER. NO ONE CAN POSSIBLY PREDICT THE OUTCOME!

>>77803117
Why don't Conor or Floyd have facial hair and why does Floyd only have facial hair when he gets knocked out

>>77802768
low test

Should I bother with the PPV? I already bought the alcohol and my internet is shite for streaming but I'm nervous using the phone.

wat do manly men of heem

>>77803060
Link?

>>77803277
Pirate it the next morning. It's what real men do

>>77802935
He used to be.

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Suckers

Suckers

Suckers

Suckers

Suckers

Suckers

>>77803117
is that Canelo?

RIP Rich Piano

>>77803295
get back in the cuckshed

Josh Thompson doesn't look 38 yo

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A fellow /heem/er died today. Moment of silence for our fallen brother.

>>77803351
Scatspammer is kill

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>>77803351

>>77803117
That looks like canelo, more than conor.

how many sly digs is paulie going to get in at connor whilst commentating

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>>77803332

t.sucker

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>>77803351
>>77803313
how many scoops did him in?

>>77803290
then i cant shitpost in /spee/ between rounds

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>>77802897
JUST

>>77803409
If only you knew how bad things were

>>77803409
a pic of their spawn really hasnt surfaced yet?

>>77803399
>Comments in that video
Lmao Mcgregor customers are fuming

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>>77803444
Did you say succ?

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why does Tecia Torres have the best body in mma?

UFC: HEAVEN

RICH PIANA vs KIMBO SLICE
TIM HAGUE vs SHANE DEL ROSARIO
RYAN JIMMO vs KEVIN RANDLEMAN
JOSH SAMMAN vs EVAN TANNER
COREY HILL vs EMMANUAL YARBOROUGH

>>77803031
That's not in place for this.

>>77803226
it's so they don't forget it between rounds when the doctor asks

>>77803172
he doesn't look that good. joe rogan is 50 looks better.

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>>77803444
mfw had a dream about tomorrows fight, and I woke leading intro round 6, no knockout in sight

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>>77803454
Raquel "Pepperoni Nipples" Pennington gets to dick this down every night

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>>77803454
ahem

>>77803485
She looked like shit when she shaved the side of her head

>>77803476
Maliniggi is the biggest hoe in the game today

lads I just fell asleep at my desk and I had a dream that Conor throws an overextended lead left that Floyd pull counters with a straight right which Conor trades with a right uppercut that heems Floyd

cap this

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>>77803502
es normal
dont insult clawjaw's culture

>>77803454
Serious question. How do I get my abs to that level?

I workout hard af 4 days a week and while i have definite gains, i still cant get them abs brehs

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>>77803258
angles.

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>>77803485
pardon YOU, bud

Makes me sad to be amongtst most you dorks hating on Paulie, bunch of McGregor nuthuggers ITT.

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Something like this I assume

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suckers

suckers

suckers

So what exactly happens to the Light Heavyweight division now? Jones screwed up for the 90th time, Cormier just got badly concussed and now he gets the belt back, what else is there to be done? Maybe Gus could beat post-CTE Cormier or something.

>>77803532
abs are only visible at low bodyfat. it doesn't matter how thick your ab muscle development is if your body fat isn't low enough. it comes down to genetics as to how low your body fat has to go to have visible abs but its really that simple. the average is around 14% body fat but some show at 18% and some dont show until 9%

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETvlErONxrM

It's good to see he made it past the 24 hour danger period

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>>77803508
>>77803534
Clawja's leaner than anything and still manages to have a pretty face. Therefore she's better.

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>>77803576
She has pecs tho

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Oh no, no, no! I'm a Piano man
Pianoooooooo maaaaaaaan! Taking all these scoops up here alone

4 SCOOPS C'MON

>>77803532
because abs have nothing to do with exercise. it's just low body fat. read the sticky.

>>77803226
Fun fact, next TUF finale main event will feature TWO men with their last name tattooed on their back

McGregor by KO or TKO?

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>>77803589
the next TUF finale will be TWO women

>>77803583
>>77803576
>>77803534
>>77803508
>>77803485
>>77803477
please keep posting

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>>77803541
Paulie is a fucking bitch through and through.

He lies so much only to get btfo after the truth comes out. I remember him saying, "oh, im not going to tell Floyd anything about Conor's canp because I dont want to ruin the integrity of the fight."

What does he do? He goes running to Floyd after he gets btfo at the carpet event. Even in the video with Floyd, he looks super uneasy and can't keep a straight face.

I see Mayweather winning the fight on paper but now, I hope Conor knocks the fuck out of Floyd and runs across the ring to Paulie and screams at his face Aldo style.

How late do you guys think the fight is going tomorrow night?

My power is going out at 10

>>77803595
Coaches is the main, contestants is the co main

>>77803599
>im not going to tell Floyd anything about Conor's canp because I dont want to ruin the integrity of the fight."
That was before McNugget released fake news

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>>77803596
Only if you declare tecia the best body in mma

>>77803596
im not clawja guy but yes its great

what are the available streams my men?

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Best lightweight in the UFC comin' through.

>>77803603
what time zone? In central time boxing main events dont ever start before 11

will the mods sticky a thread for MayMac?

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>>77803635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-zRTkp0cCo
DEFEND OR VACATE, YOU'RE FIGHTING THE WRONG MEXICAN

>>77803649
I hope not

>>77803575
did that kick give DC brain damage?

>>77803649
i doubt there will be any threads on the front page other than maymac threads

>>77803664
he said he is sea sick because he is on a boat

>>77803649
ofcourse
but id advise going out to watch it /watch it with someone

>>77803665
>>77803658
>>77803649
say what you will about this fight but I love universal sporting events that everyone comes together to talk about.

>>77802997
>the virgin crybaby DC
>the juiced cokehead party animal alpha Bones

Got it backwards slavnigger.

>>77803649
>biggest match in combat sports history

You fookin' bet your slip there's gonna be a sticky, la

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>>77803652
can SUCKAS be the new SUCC

>>77803645
West coast, pst

>>77803674
you dont post from your phone?

>>77803676
Yeah but the shit thing about this one is we lose.
When Conor loses we'll get a ton of shitposting here acting like they're epic trolls when really everyone knows how the fight is going down. It'll get annoying, especially now since /box/ actually keeps a general of their own

>>77803689
might post but wont be able to read comments

>>77803684
you should be fine

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>>77803681
no

>>77803295
>Paulie cucking trying to play off his embarrassing KO vs Connor in training.

i actually love ariel now

>>77803680
1500 tickets available la

holy shit baroni has some serious cte

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcfOQTeX3eI

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WOODLEY COMING UP ON JEWANI HOUR

>>77803599
Conor did him dirty, he NEVER said anything negative before the photo was released. What did he lie about?

>>77803652
I can't wait for this weekend to be over so we can go back to talking about real fights.

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>>77803729
I can't wait for Conor to win, only for him to come back and get memed into the living death by the lightweight GOAT

Jewlwani's coverage this week has unironically been great

top lel ariel

>>77803295
>>77803399
>>77803444
>>77803476
>>77803513
>>77803540
>>77803557
>>77803579
>>77803681
>Paulie posting

My new favorite meme desu. The suckas thing is a nice touch

>>77803745
Jewani is unironically the best journalist in sports

michael phelps just said he's interested in doing mma

phelps vs CM punk at UFC 230?

Did you your balls Conor?

>>77803771
did you your post bud

>>77802730
when is the mandrama weigh in?

>>77803771
>>77803774
lmao

>>77803764
why did he leak the brock lesnar thing? because he's attention whore, all other reporters kept quiet about it, he ignored the gentlemen's agreement.

>>77803781
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUMVQI5CyvI

hi where are the memes :-DDD

>>77803789
A journalist that bends the knee to corporations isn't a journalist

>>77803764
definitely in mma, good relations with fighters and asks good questions

I don't understand why people dislike him so much

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Bring your suck on Saturday Conor

>>77803805
le jew meme that's why

>>77803816
he is very jew, jew meme personified

but jews are very good at what they do

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Lads, it has Rogan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWQe72dnMiA


>22 minutes of "breakdown" for this "fight"

>>77802935
2007 was 40 years ago

>>77803789

>a journalist that hears news that hasn't been broken to the public should consider the feelings of the corporate giant before reporting it

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>>77803816

>>77803804
there's a difference between whistleblowing or uncovering corruption or something, and literally ruining a company's press release

it's not he reported north korea insider info, he just broke an unwritten law by tweeting the news first

scumbag if you ask me, lifetime ban should be reinstated.

>>77803805
Because he can never ask anything other than the bare minimum of questions due to the overarching control UFC has over it's fighters

This is my preferred type of interview questions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHPdUTW0fEE

not the perpetual succ

>>77803827
>Rogan's "analysis"
No thanks

>>77803599
fuck Conor is insane lol he will beat Floyd he is a one in a 100 years kinda person enjoy it while you can

>>77803837
he looks so happy

>>77803805
helwani to fighter: this other fighter said you smell and have a small penis, how does that make you feel?

he tries to start beefs all the time and he's too negative

>>77803816
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persecutory_delusion

>>77803804
>>77803835
>Thinking covering MMA makes you a journalist
Lol dude

>>77803842
>hating rogaine
Imagine being this angry

>>77803838
He doesn't work for UFC. He's not a part of their press release team. He has no obligation whatsoever to keep this information to himself. His only obligation as a journalist is to get information out.

Educate yourself on what a journalist is.

>>77803856
well he's as close as you can get in that regard lol

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Give me tips on slips to make quick money out of this fight pls

If I bet on Decision or Technical Decision
does this also mean wining by points?

>>77803842
His hyperbole is a good laugh

>>77803816
Has literally nothing to do with him being Jewish and more to do with how much he loves to instigate drama between fighters even when there isn't any.

Also he asks some really peeving questions that are 100% just meant to draw out a negative reaction out of someone.

https://youtu.be/0HLts6PFuUA

>>77803865
bet on Floyd decision

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>>77803867

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>>77803865

>>77803867
yes

>>77803861
>He has no obligation whatsoever to keep this information to himself

and the UFC doesn't have any obligation to give him press passes

so why does he get to leak info but when the UFC ban him he cries "unfair"!

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>>77803873
>we're taking over boxing

>>77802826
le pretend man

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>>77803873
you can't bring yo fans with you

>>77803865
I think conor getting over 21.5 punches landed in the fight is the easiest money ever


He should be able to land 2 punches per round and almost everyone expects a mayweather decision

>>77803905
>and almost everyone expects a mayweather decision

that's funny that mayweather by decision yields +250 then eh bud

>>77803915
uh what

jesus christ

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>>77803884
thanks anon I put like $2k on it

>>77803873
Why the fuck is michael rappaport there? Why is he everywhere now? He already ruined the stern wrap up show

>heather hardy

i hate this cunt

how many bongs till the main shitshow?

What did Paulie do wrong before Conor did him dirty leaking pictures?

>>77803935
less than 3 bongs

>>77803931
lmao1plaet

>>77803937
He said he could beat Conor up in boxing with his arms tied behind his back

how long until the weigh in?

>>77803925
He's with Barstool now. This was during Barstool Radio with Sr.

this is gonna be the rivarly of the decade

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x-JDevAUes

>>77803963
less than 3 bongs m8

https://youtu.be/sWQe72dnMiA?t=550
Paulie sparring footage with sound

>>77803956
Are you 100% sure? I thought what triggered Conor was him talking about his "power" was that way before Paulie went with good intentions to help McGregor?

>>77803931
manlets should just give up

Suckiz

heather hardy has p4p the most annoying voice in all of sports

>>77803969
>all that butthurt in the comments
imagine being assblasted from now until the end of time just because a fighter you didn't even like in the first place refused to fight the number one contender in another division

>>77803969
Someone was shitting on this backdrop but I quite like it

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Hey Faggots,
My name is Floyd, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid pictures of "fighters" on /heem/. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever boxed? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I have a record of 49-0 (soon to be 50-0 LOL) . What sports do you play, other than jack off to asspen ladd? Im also a billionare, and have a banging hot italian boipussi (he just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

>>77804024
Sucker

>>77804024
I like it

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Floyd got this shit easy

>tfw Conor will conquer the world of MotoGP after boxing

Who knows, he might even dominate the Professional Rodeo scene afterwards.

>>77804024
Should start with Hey suckas.

>>77803998
it's fine she will lose her next fight and go back to irrelevancy

ariel fanboying over chris eubank kek

>>77803984
>Paulie went with good intentions to help McGregor
Conor brought him in just to beat him up

>>77804041
this

>>77804041
Damn I should've thrown a YEAAAHHHH in there for good measure

paulie slagged him off on twitter for like 2 weeks

>>77804045
that interview was amazing

he was reciting poetry for conor lmao

49-1

>>77804046
Paulie offered to help no? McGregor didn't ask, now no professional boxer wants to help him out. It really was the "knockout power" interview that got Conor asshurt

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>>77804024
>what sports do you play, other than touchbutt at the park?

>>77804064
48

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danny duberstein?

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Post your stupid fucking bets.

*boom*

head off the canvas

>>77804095
isn't betting illegal in finland bud?

Cant wait for this to be over
>my mum bought the pay per view without checking what time its on, wont be watching it

>my uncle said Floyd could beat all the guys Conor beat in mma as well

>girl at work said Conor is attractive

>mum said "no listen, Floyd is a slow starter and doesn't have Conors energy and mindset, Conor can definitely beat him if he runs over and suckerpunches him"

>Dad kept going on about how pretty Dee is.

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>>77804095
>he actually bet on McGregor by 1st round KO/TKO

Could have just thrown the money off the window senpai.

Longest 36 hours of my life
I need this to be over

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nigga

>>77804112
jesus christ i know exactly what kind of family this is i can almost picture you

>>77804095
Bookies LOVE him

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>>77804095
>round one KO in a pillowfist fight

>>77804112
>mum said "no listen, Floyd is a slow starter and doesn't have Conors energy and mindset, Conor can definitely beat him if he runs over and suckerpunches him"
That sounds pretty hilarious, has she watched any event before?

>>77804150
What you got ill tell you how close you are

I need to stop myself from putting ludicrious amounts of money on mayweather by decision but I will be upset if he does win and I didnt bet

>>77804146
WHY is he there

WHY do they keep getting random celebrities to talk about shit they know nothing about

SOMEONE get ja rule so i can make sense of all this

>>77804205
Because Celebrities are popular?
It's a bit self explanatory
popular guy on show = more people watching show

>>77804205
he is talking about "his" big 3 thing which im pretty sure the final off was meant to be at the t mobile tomorrow but when the fight got annouched then forced them out kek

>>77804108
Who told you that? I think online poker sites got in trouble here a while back if I remember correctly but you can bet on everything and it is legal.

>>77804205
in the US the whole black vs white thing is extremely important and ice cube is always speaking out and keepin it real

>>77804180
mom is goodie two shoes probably never smoked weed in her life still treats you like you're 12 and does all the house work

uncle is an "expert" in everything, barely gets out his chair all, likes to voice his opinions

dad is quite and neutral doesn't have any political views except platitudes like "they're all crooks anyway"

Why isn't heavyweight boxing a thing anymore? I miss the days of prime Tyson etc

>>77804259
It's harder for them to pass steroid tests

>>77804259

SHAT UP BLAD

>>77804259
Because Tyson Fury doesn't wanna return and fight Joshua.

because there is nothing interesting to talk about the fight

they are gonna fight tomorrow, how much breakdown or takes do you need?

>>77804146
Ariel has the only interesting coverage this entire week tbhfam its not even close

>>77804259
because small people have small man syndrome and talk more which sells more tickets

>>77804259
>>77804264
It's more that if you are a big guy you can go to basketball or football and get paid immediately. It's not fun getting punched in the face over and over and over.

>>77804259
heavyweight mma isn't a thing any more either. thats why both sports are dying

i think i figured out why it's called the fighter and the kid

so you think the fighter is schaub so the kid must be callen but he's not a kid...

so who is the kid? well it must be shaub then, since he's the younger one, which means callen is the fighter

>>77804181

I've never bet on any sport before but I've put a few thousand on McGregor to win. Easiest money I'll ever make. I don't think there'll be a better bet to make in my lifetime so I'll make it my last.

Mayweather is fighting a man who has the mindset of Bruce Lee. I think you are going to be shocked how easily Conor handles Floyd. It's amazing how so many people are blind to this, but thank you for making the odds so profitable. Boxing is going to evolve after the 26th - it's about fucking time.

>>77804312
schaub can't be the kid cause fighting turned his brain into that of a 80 year old

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>>77804259
we need Fury to return

>>77804316
Which youtube comment section did you pull this from?

>>77804181
>mayweather by decision
yeah you're welcome by the way

>>77804341
I just looked at the odds yesterday. I forgot what it was but I don't think it was that high

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>>77803471
I had the exact same dream. I woke up late mid fight and asked my friend if anything happened so far then Mayweather KO'ed McGregor.

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based google respondents

>>77804177
Yeah she's seen quite a lot actually, she still knows fuck all though. She bet 20 pounds on Tony Bellew against David Haye because her exact words

"I think he'll be able to suckerpunch him and win the fight, it's really good odds"

She sometimes watches the ufc I record as well

>>77804255
Only really the uncle one is right desu, mum always thinks she has it harder than she does, working class family, quite rough at times and thinks her kids should be paying her bills from very young age type

Uncle is spot on

Dad is basically /box/
Hasn't watched it in years and doesn't know what mma is but is the
>a boxer could just land a quick punch before an mma fighter could take him down
Type

What happened to Tyson Fury? Is he crazy in deh hedd?
>LET'S GO CHAMP!

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The king has spoken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIRcfsdg32E

>>77804364
Twitter is the easiest way into someone's subconcious. cops should leave twitter open in an interragation room and let people give themselves up.

>LEFT THE BODY IN THE SWAMP. COPS WILL NEVER FOUND THE GIRL I KILLED. #THREEINROW #SERIALKILLERSWAG

>>77804338
I can't remember.

Boxers are stuck in their ways, they play their own limited game, of which Mayweather is a master at. Conor is not playing this game, instead Mayweather will need to play his. And he will lose. Trust me on that.

>>77802997
nice content

How many bings till weigh-ins?

>>77804385
Wow the general public is really dumb

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TOMORROW MCGREGOR IS GOING TO NEED HERE NOW LAWYER!!!

DONT FUCK MY!

>>77803532
steroids, chael sonnen explains this in his new book, you literally cannot have abs like that without steroids it's literally objective truth to this reality of ours and mine and yours

>>77804399
Downvote this.

>>77804470
uhh

>>77804470
Are you OK Estonia?

Boxing isn't real. Guitar.

Is Bellator on tonight?

>>77804399
How can a single human being be so fresh?