/heem/: >tfw no Bork vs Jones Edition

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Who is your favorite UFC steroid abuser? For me, it's Aspen Ladd.

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Words of wisdom from a typical Jon Jones fan

Was looking at UFC's Youtube page for anything about Jones. Did you know there's apparently a MayMac press conference tomorrow? Wtf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7a-P3S70w0

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First for Jorge

Jon is innocent. He dindu nuffin and being set up by USADA

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>take a nap
>just wake up
>this shit
shall I take another one?

How do you feel about the black people getting uppity and racist towards McGregor?

>>77759264
I believe there was one today as well. Didn't see it but Conor got into a fight with Paulie.

This shit really is rigged, they are setting up Conor/Paulie hard now.

>>77759273
the nigs are restless

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>>77759264
>Pls watch the event ;_;
They're pretty desperate.

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jon jones did nothing wrong

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Remember last night when everyone on /heem/ bullied Springsperg until he stopped posting? Those were simpler times

>>77759282
>Conor/Paulie
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

literally no one wants this. idk why ariel helwani keeps talking about it. is he that unaware of what fans think?

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>>77759297
Nah, your bullying tactics don't phase me.

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Karma's a bitch, isn't it?
So glad to see /ourguy/ reunited with his belt.

>>77759269
Clearly a fix to crash the value of UFC
Jones is the perfect posterboy for it, while keeping interest and the news cycle churning

>>77759297
I miss those days.

>>77759282
>Didn't see it
Oh someone told me and I tuned it. It was nothing. It was them "landing" or something, they just arrived at Las Vegas or something. Conor said 3 sentences (literally) and then he walked off and Paulie was also "conveniently" there which is how that bullshit happened.

This seems like more of a proper press conference, but it is a strange one since I've not seen any announcements or hype

>>77759305
are you a pitcher or a catcher?

>>77759305
Mods please full range ban this kid.

>>77759306
Based Cormbread.

>>77759299
Well you know I don't want to make any assumptions but the name Helwani strikes me as one that wouldn't be opposed to pocketing a few shekels to promote something.

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>>77759245
Imagine for one second, even for one milli-second, believing that anyone competing in the UFC is a natural athlete

Just imagine how dumb you'd have to be to believe something like this

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Just skip the testing like they did for Brock last time. I want these guys juiced to the gills.

> Cormier gets title dropped to him

Has there ever been a false positive with an anabolic? They wouldn't ruin his reputation without it being true right?

>>77759328
our girl paige van zant is clean

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First for best bunda

>>77759270
I don't know anymore anon

>>77759328
HARD WORK

>>77759328
mark hunt

>>77759319
Neither.

>>77759305
I know you were crying last night. You disappeared.

>>77759350
this is the spammer

>>77759345
>Hunto will never win the belt

Feels bad. he's headlining in Australia in the fall. Hope he wins.

>>77759354
I don't recall any of that, but whatever you want to think is fine with me.

>>77759350
dude its even obvious on other boards when you start to get revved up

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>>77759328
NATTY
KING
BISPING

>>77759350
/pol/ are the newfags of 4chan. mcgoobs fans are the newfags of mma

Hey guys what's up?

>>77759299
That sells more than anything else except him having to fight Nate a 3rd time.

And I can honestly see it happening cause McGregor and title defenses never go together.

>>77759252
Do people in /heem/ unironically get off to all this ball-crushing femdom shit?
also jon a gud buy he din do nuffin

>>77759354
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

stop bullying Coral Springs! he's just an innocent cuck trying to make a living!

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>>77759328
Just imagine.

>>77759375
have you never wrestled with a girl

It's fun to have them all over you

>>77759317
>announcements or hype
Suppose it's strictly a media conference then. Obviously it will be shown because you provided a link. The worldtour press conferences were hyped because fans were invited. I guess until the weigh ins on friday from here on out it's media only, so they don't hype the conferences themselves, they let the media hype them afterwards.

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>>77759328
All I see there is a white boy that's jacked. What's the big deal?

>>77759381
When is Samman fighting again, last I heard he was shooting it up in training

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>>77759345
This is the only correct answer

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Lol

DC was okay with fighting Jones on steroids as par the footage at UFC 200 so this isn't a tainted win. He will never beat Jon in 100 lifetimes, natty or not.

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>When Tuesday Night Contenders Series ends and the fightpass 24/7 stream shows dead air for an hour

>>77759377
according to him he unloads boxes for 3 hours at city hall, something they literally hire people with down syndrome to do

>>77759245
Cormier is literally the undisputed LHW GOAT now. All he has left is to BTFO of Oezdemir and Gus (again) and then his legacy is set in stone. He gets to ride off into the sunset and we all forget that Jones ever even existed.

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>>77759401
brutal

who is your favorite cuck?

>>77759401
proper bantz

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<---Gooby

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>>77759402
>The fucking mental gymnastics born out of tears that the supposed """GOAT""" will NEVER, EVER, EVER be taken seriously after TWO failed drug tests
>Mfw

>>77759328
SEETHING

JONFAGS HAVE AUTISM

>>77759401
LOL

>>77759402

So you're saying that simply because he agreed to fight him at UFC 200 when he popped means that the roids in this fight made no difference on the actual outcome of the fight?

Does not really follow senpai. You can't say what would have happened if he wasn't on roids. Moreover you can't say that he hasn't always been on roids since this shit has happened far too many times.

I can't see the UFC ever letting Jones fight again.

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>>77759421

Moral Spring

Jon Jones

>Dana says Jon-Stipe was the plan for 218

JUST

>>77759415
> and we all forget that Jones ever even existed.
Jones will always live rent-free in DC's head. Real fans know Jones is the MMA GOAT

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>>77759421
pashabiceps

Coral Springs is gay

>>77759451
fuck that peek at you faggot every week man what is that guys problem thinking of starting to laying some money on his picks

Imagine being so bad at fighting that you have to juice twice as much as Josh Barnett in order to win any fights.

>>77759421
Conor McGregor(raising Artem's son)
Brendan Shob(raising a tattoo artist's son)

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Say it with me, /heem/.
UNDISPUTED
LHW
GOAT

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>>77759428
<---Scooby

>>77759458
>Jones/Brock could literally have been a Heavyweight Championship Fight.

TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING

Volkan Oezdemir is now ranked #2. Shogun is #5.

>>77759447
The latest thing he popped for is known to give you a low T count.

Remember those tests coming out where Jones had shockinly low T?

He's been cheating his whole career. Somehow should take a look a Jackson-Wink with a fucking microscope they have had so many high profile fighters pop.

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I'm not surprised mother fuckers.

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AGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

>>77759402
Thistbhfam

>>77759462
Jon's legacy is shattered lol. Your headcanon is no one else's

>>77759433
HE's BACK

>>77759478
>(raising a tattoo artist's son)
You honestly believe what the dolts on /heem/ tell you?

>>77759345
>tfw eternally cucked by roiders

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>people are actually buying this Jon Jones false flag
>they don't realize the globalists want to end MMA once and for all, along with football, because the only sport than want us to play is soccer (over my dead body), the preferred sport of the global elite
>these low test nu-males probably haven't even taken their Super Male Vitality™ today

>>77759487
This. List to Dave Meltzers (very early) analysis.

15 minutes to get educated /heem/

http://media001.f4wonline.com/free/082217wobreaking.mp3

>>77759497
It really is unnecessary to take your entire shirt off for a neck tattoo

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>>77759328
>JBJfags were literally lereddit the whole time

>>77759511
One-piece dress, look at the image again.

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>>77759433
>>77759437

Look at this photograph

Everytime I do it makes me laugh

How did his eyes get so red?

And what is that on Joey's head?

thugjitsumaster captured the moment dana found out on his ig story

>>77759509
Yea thanks for the link my man. That was actually interesting.

I'm also the guy who gave you shit about it before so consider yourself vindicated.

when jon goes on his rampage i hope it's in coral spring's mom's house she is a whore after all

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Future champion

Jon Jones vs Bork Lester at WRESTLEMANIA CMON

>>77759328
You DO realize that some people are just naturally athletic, right?

>>77759529
I hope he gives Coral's mom a dicking equivalent to Tony and Tiger

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>>77759518

http://www.strawpoll.me/13768143

http://www.strawpoll.me/13768143

http://www.strawpoll.me/13768143

http://www.strawpoll.me/13768143

http://www.strawpoll.me/13768143

>>77759533
imagine this went horribly wrong

it's a good thing it was on camera because CPS would never believe you

>>77759525
No worries my man

>>77759529
I can't imagine how deranged you must be to hate me this much. I understand you disagree with me on the topic of Brendan's career, but I promise life gets much better when you don't feel that much hatred for someone you don't even know.

>yfw Jon joins the WWE and "fights" Bork

>>77759533
>Letting your kids act like this.
Shitty parents.

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Limp wristed little pony-tail manlet living in spain came running back to heem after he had a mental breakdown cause of an MMA fight last month

>>77759533
Fortunately his dad is a tattoo artist with a strong chin and he wont have a schaub-tier chin

How does Jon even go out in public after this

>>77759533
bad parenting

>>77759562
What is wrong with you?

>>77759538
Just like Brock right?

>>77759550
are you guys retarded? you really think dana would let him go when he's such a big draw? you think he wants to see jones in bellator?

>>77759520
link?

>>77759550
Where's the option for him fading into obscurity because this incident has ruined his reputation so much not even WWE wants anything to do with him?

>>77759563
Kek

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>>77759570
>inb4 Jon an heroes to preserve what little remains of his honor

>>77759579
This. GSP is returning at 37 years old. Jon is only 30.

Is there a press conference or anything or do I just head to bed
ffs

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>>77759533
Needs to go to time out with Uncle Tony

>>77759578
I mean he's maintained that physique his entire adult life. Gotta be something other than roids at that point.

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>Mfw the asshurt

>>77759576
No one here is your friend. When you die, no one here will come to your funeral.

>>77759581
Jones fans usually strike me as insane apologists, so he may get through it relatively unscathed.

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>after this weekend there will literally not be a single legit draw left in the ufc

Bahahaha can't wait until you cucks get banished to /asp/ie

>>77759570
at 110 MPH with no hands on the wheel

>>77759270
>mfw I sleep so much it literally hurts to lay down and close my eyes

>77759602
the coward returns, welcome back slut

>>77759601
>Gotta be something other than roids at that point.
This is some spicy delusion.

>>77759601
>WWE wrestler
>Not on roids
Yeah he works hard in the gym but he also takes steroids.

>>77759580
can't link an instagram story

>>77759599
there doing it right now but i cant find any streams, this guy has the clips of the interesting stuff tho
https://twitter.com/SandhuMMA

>>77759596
But no matter what Jon does now people can't get excited because they'll be thinking he's on some horse steroids.

Even if he clears the test afterward, it will be in the back of some peoples' minds that he just took a substance that went under the radar.

Shit like this is cancer to entertainment value.

>>77759606
Are you okay?

>>77759611
Fucking kek

Imagine getting run off a site like this

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>tfw your secretly glad succ posting is back

>>77759609
SKEEEUP WHY YOU TALKIN' LIKE THAT

>>77759630
Everyone knows Brock is juiced to the gills but he still pulls millions of buys. Jon will return and everyone will watch.

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UFC PPV sales in 2017:
>Cormier vs Jones 2 did 860k
>Pettis vs. Dos Anjos, Cormier vs. Johnson 2, and Woodley vs. Thompson 2 all did 300k

Boxing PPV sales in 2017:
>Joshua vs Klitchsko did 1.2 million
>Canelo vs Chavez did 1 million
>Haye vs Bellew did 800,000

Wow, your best PPV event of the year couldn't even come close to 1 million and one of its stars got popped for steroids!
Now you're about to see the biggest fighter in the history of your sport get knocked out for money by a 41 year old retiree in same week whilst boxing breaks another combat sports PPV record.

This week marks the death of MMA, get ready to make a new home in /asp/.

>>77759579
If Jones is suspended by USADA, he can't fight in Bellator. Pardon me if I'm wrong but Bellator conforms to USADA testing. If they don't they will never be taken seriously.

>>77759637
>>>/lgbt/

how is /heem/ more autistic than /asp/?

>>77759602
Lol, your stalker is back and seething like never before >>77759606 >>77759562

>>77759624
Thanks

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>>77759245
Why did Jones have to use steroids? Why couldn't he stay natty like Brock?

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>Tfw the UFC has officially become the new WWE
All the decent MMA fighters (like Gooby, Stipe, etc.) will probably move over to Bellator, boxing, or Glory now.

>>77759644
>Now you're about to see the biggest fighter in the history of your sport get knocked out for money by a 41 year old retiree

Can't wait desu

>>77759653
Lol,

>>77759648
I don't think you've been on /asp/

>The absolute state of Succ man right now
-spend years obsessing over a fight with Jon
-finally get it after multiple hurdles
-lose belt and have chin deleted in the process
-Jon pops and is never coming back

>>77759648
when theres long gaps between events, like the past 3 weeks pretty much yeah, this jones stuff will make it a little better

>>77759646
I don't think it's so much to do with Bellator as it is with the commissions. They usually follow each other's suit when it comes to suspensions

>>77759653
He can't suck your dick all the way from spain

WHERE'S LUKE THOMAS WHEN YOU NEED HIM? I MUST KNOW HIS THOUGHTS ON THIS

>>77759646
suspensions end

>>77759643
he actually loses though

>>77759653
>t. spaincuck

lol how cute, how big is the sperg's cock lad?

>Jones can't fight for at least 4 years
>can't wrassle unless the UFC let's him, which they won't
Dude's gonna be as much of a draw as Mighty Mouse by the time he gets back.

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Jones was literally going to fight Stipe

Imagine that. Jones as a 2 weight World Champion, not only that, but Jones fighting Brock Lesnar for the Heavyweight belt. Bloody hell.

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MMGAY IS DEAD
BOXING IS BACK
BEST WEEK EVER

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>>77759245
>i-it was just d-dick pills, i swear guys....

Lol SpainStalker is in complete shambles right now

He's back getting (You)'s and (You) are still crying :)

>>77759663
>boxing
NO

BOXING MUST DIE
MMA IS SUPPOSED TO REPLACE IT.
REEEEEE

>Dana White says before the news broke they were working on Stipe Miocic vs. Jon Jones for the heavyweight championship in Detroit.

>>77759684
He better admit to being the dumbest motherfucker on the planet after he went after people who were suspicious of jones.

>>77759691
>>Jones can't fight for at least 4 years
source?

>>77759685
in 4 fuckin years when smellator is out of business

>>77759675
I thought Usada superseded commissions. I on't know shit though so don't quote me on that.

>>77759706
you're a weirdo

>>77759714
He doesn't have a source because he's an idiot and the trial hasn't even happened.

>>77759709
Lmao I'd love to see boxing with the USADA regiment like they have in the UFC. They have piss weak drug testing and half their champs piss hot

No one cares unless its one of the big names though

>>77759702
what kind of mental gymnastics does it take to think boxing is better than mma?

Entire Dana White press conference:
https://www.facebook com/MMAunocom/videos/299943430414944

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>>77759714
that's the potential maximum suspension USADA can give you for a second offense

if they throw the book at jones he'll be eligible to compete July 29th 2021

just

>>77759691
He can always go into grappling and take the EBI invitational.

>>77759722
>>77759714
Per novitsky his suspension will be doubled because it's a second named substance.

4 years is a reasonable guess.

>>77759729
See
>>77759644

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>>77759653
I've never seen this much asshurt from this dude.

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4 Y E A R S
Y
E
A
R
S

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natty GOD

>>77759730
good lad, thanks/

>>77759699
This is why USADA was a mistake. What would you rather have, awesome super-fight type matchups like the ones you listed, or a supposed """clean""" sport where everybody pretends to not take PEDs but most of them actually still do, just not as blatantly and then end up getting punished, stripped of titles, pulled from fights, etc. Oh yeah it's way more enjoyable that way, for sure

>>77759736
>I'm done at the very least for a couple of months
>Back 3 weeks later

HereForever.jpg

Also, what a loser.

>>77759730
Thank you

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GIVE DC HALF HIS PURSE

>>77759509
BASED BIG DICK DAVE

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Honestly can't believe they were working on Jones/Stipe

So bizarre after Jones has been constantly saying Stipe is just too big for him and not the right matchup. Would have been great though, then Brock could come later

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LOOK IN MY EYESSSSSSSSSSS

WHAT DO YOU SEEEEEEEE

THE CULT OF PERSONALITYYYYYYY

>>77759764
M8, that's the debate in all sports, not just fight sports.

Now that Jon is basically permabanned from the UFC, do you think he'll finally stop ducking Danis for a grappling match?

>>77759730
Look at Dana man, he's done

>>77759509
>>77759525
samechump

>>77759730

why wasnt this on youtube?

>>77759790
The Observer Newsletter is going to be hype this week. Keep an eye out.

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G-d, what a glorious fucking day of asshurt Jones fags, of asshurt anti-me spergs, of general asshurt and of pure joy because this scumbag Jon will NEVER, EVER, EVER be considered the GOAT because he's been BTFO by USADA TWICE.

>>77759824
Grow up

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>>77759824

>>77759746
>muh ppv buys
lol so you have no real argument?

>>77759814
I'm not going to take a screencap to bother proving you wrong, but I just wanted to let you know you're retarded.

Have a nice day.

>>77759764
We wouldn't have gotten that fight anyways because DC on steroids beats Jones on steroids.

Jeff says the 2nd Penalty doubles the amount of the 1st. Jones was banned for 1 year the first time. I reckon it'll be 2 years

>>77759764
I'll go with clean.
You start doping people then it becomes a chemistry experiment over who can produce the best dope.

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>>77759824
>I get to put my name back on
everyone knows you never went anywhere

how does this affect jon's probation?

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>>77759824
"people" will still call him goat

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My Jones bet still won

DC still got KO'd

DC still cried

You still got ran off /heem/ like a little bitch

No Athletic Commission will ever take that away

>>77759833
>grow up
>stop taking a joy in a professional fighter abusing drugs that make him more capable of causing brain damage

Shoot yourself in the mouth.

>>77759841
Jones also had a reasonable excuse the first time. There's isn't one for what he popped for. 4 years is the most likely guess.

>>77759854
based

>>77759838
>>>/asp/ you dumb shill.

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AHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

CANT BREATHE

IM DYING LAUREN

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J U S T
U
S
T

>>77759856
>reasonable excuse

>muh dick pills i bought from powerlifting juicehead boyfriend and didn't ask a single question about

Jon Jones is now only GOAT fuck up of all time.

Jones should go to Rizen and heem like 10 guys in the same night in Japan

>>77759838
my man. I'm in that quote and was gonna do the same, but fuck it, I'm getting drunk and stoned and eating hamburgers. cheers

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>>77759866

>>77759855
>needing BBC to survive
grow the fuck up idiot lol

>>77759855
I said grow up

>>77759824
Based Spain, you the only real nigga on here

>>77759516
where?

>>77759837
You missed the part that notes how your biggest fighter in the history of the entire sport is going to get knocked out infront of millions by a 41 year old man.

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S U C C U L E N T

>>77759871
Sure, that could be fun to watch in 2024

>>77759866
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>77759855
>Trying to reason with losers who have an online obsession with people on 4chan
Don't waste your time.

Jones:
>Dick pills because he has a limp noodle despite being only 30
>Steroids twice because he's so shit he can't perform without them
>Eyepokes gallore

DC:
>Natty GOAT who's fought bigger guys his entire career and triumphed

Anderson Silva did some questionable shit but never to this level. If you have to call a steroid cheat "GOAT" let it be Silva.

>>77759824
Excellent post.
Jonfags are SEETHING.
SEEEEEEEEEETHING.

Cormier is LOVE.
Cormier is LIFE.
Cormier is GOAT.

>>77759644
>Joshua vs Klitchsko did 1.2 million
It was given away for practically free. It didn't draw anything.

>>77759886
See
>>77759677

>>77759889
>Floyd "Glass Fingers" Mayweather KOing anyone

I'm the new John Wick.

>>77759644
good, it will clear out the casual scum

>>77759730
dana btfo

>>77759889
still not an actual argument

i like boxing but it's not a real fight

>>77759882
And I said shoot yourself you vapid cunt.

>>77759905
go outside

>>77759906
He has 26 KOs on his record, most of those are against amateurs with awful records, he's fighting a guy who is 0-0, a KO is all but guaranteed.

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>>77759866

>>77759920
You have a lot of growing up to do

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HEY HEY HEY HEY

SMOKE WEED EVERDAY

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AHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAH

HOW DO I SLEEP WHEN I CANT STOP LAUGHING

HAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAH

>>77759935
heem is his life, what a loser...sad!

>>77759797
>stipe is too big for me and not a good matchup

Definition: I'm not accustomed to fighting men my height and it's only a good matchup for me if I have a 6+ inch height advantage

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why did bruce buffer say "now and again" when jones won? can bruce see the future and knows jones will come back and win the belt?

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>>77759898
Brother, they are trying to bait you into a ban. Glad to have you back, bless. Be careful with your wording around these people, you already know the deal.

>>77759954
Idiot lol

>>77759949
yeah, spain never left you're right his life is sad lol.

Fuck all this bullshit I am cleaning my room, give me a fight to watch in the background

>>77759906
When Conor gasses in the 6th it will be a knockout

>>77759971
Couture/Sylvia

>>77759960
What's actually wrong with you?

>>77759976
What's wrong with you?

>>77759960
cringe

>>77759935
>implying he left

>>77759971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMvyyh7B9xY

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>>77759960

>>77759746
>lol more people watch it so that means it's better xD
I guess that means that The Walking Dead is the greatest TV show of all time

>>77759968
>this upset because your paper champ got busted for juicing

>>77759960

he is my favorite cuck

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>Wanted JBJ to fight Stipe ever since he heem'd DC
>Mr. Bones vs Stiopic was tentatively set for 218 in Detroit
>mfw been planning to go to 218 because it's only an hour or two away

>>77759960
>Brother
Howling

Jones will commit suicide within 5 days guaranteed

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How would he do in the UFC?

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>>77759976
he's gay, must have a crush on spain

>>77760011
Well we already know what his walk-out song will be.

>>77759960
schaub bless bro

>>77759339
hnnnnnng!!!!

>>77760015
No, I'm not. Just giving Spain a heads up.

>>77760015
>>77760015
Always struck me as bent

How many months before the Jones nuthuggers lose interest?

2 years for jon?

>>77760025
> Just giving Spain a heads up
Yeah you'd like to do that wouldn't you, you queer?

>>77760025
Im sure you'll be giving Spain plenty of head

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R8 me and my bitch

>>77760025
Coral, do you love Spain or Schaub more?

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>>77759916
Neither is MMA, they're both sports and Boxing is the superior one.

>>77759906
Did you see what happened to the last boy they sent from those pathetic British Isles to fight Floyd?

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Imagine rooting for the perennial #2 guy

Lmao

>>77760033
>>77760040
Real original you goons.
>>77760045
I try to love everyone.

>>77759381
I think he OD'd cause he felt guilty over his girl's death

F

>>77760025
cute

>>77760031
4. Sentencing gets doubled and Jon would've gotten 2 if he hadn't reduced it last time. He won't be able to get it reduced now so he'll get the maximum sentence.

>>77760050
>Coral Springs is 100% the Spaincuck

makes sense

>>77760050
Your post reads like a gay love letter. What's wrong with you? He lives in spain, he can't be your boyfriend

>>77760000
checked

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>>77760060
CAREER COMPLETELY BTFO

>>77760062
Now you think I'm Spain? That's a new one.
>>77760066
Sounds like you've read a lot of gay love letters. Nothing wrong with that, just saying I enjoy reading Spains posts he makes me laugh.

>>77760048
MMA is 98% of a true fight. boxing is 20% of a true fight. it's actually sad to see people think boxing is superior. i lol every time boxers start hugging each other and the ref has to split them up. what a joke

DC should be pissed, even if he gets the belt back. That was a vicious knock out that he shouldn't have taken.

>>77760050
>I try to love everyone.

>>77760077
Sounds like you really want to suck his cock

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>yfw Jon purposefully tested positive so he can heem DC and take his belt again roid-free when his suspension is up

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>https://youtu.be/KQsyFW50h3k
>17:48
L O W K E Y

>>77760077
You are Spain's personal boytoy and you love it, don't you?

>>77760077
>just saying I enjoy reading Spains posts he makes me laugh.
Get some real life friends.
>was it you string bean xD
Get help

Jones will literally have spent half his career stripped or suspended.

Haha...heheh...ahahahahhAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAAHHHA

>>77759644
>Canelo vs Chavez

Don't remind me of that shitshow

>>77760087
Sounds like one of your sick fantasies.
>>77760093
None of that is true.
>>77760097
I could use some real friends I'll give you that haha

>>77760089
Kevin Lee is our boy for life.

>>77759699
>Jones vs Lesnar for the HW championship

fuck off Goobz, you're no longer needed

>>77760077
>Autism respects Autism

Fuck's sake, this might be the worst /heem/ we've had in a while. I thought I'd have a few more days to prepare for all the shitposting.

>>77760079
Little Mick was about to get a taste of a real fight when Mayweather sicked his entourage onto him, your boy looked shook.

>>77760111
This is the spammer

>>77760108
Well it's not happening now but shit man, what could have been

serious question, do you guys think we might see Jones fight in Russia or Japan now? Jones vs Bigfoot anybody?

>>77760102
>t. most pathetic sperg

lol, even spain has you beat.. how sad. you're the weakest link.

>>77760118
How did you know?

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>>77760089
For real Kevin Lee is my lowkey boy since strikeforce bee

>>77760126

He's still under UFC's contract

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Imagine if this didn't happen and next week Stipe/Jones was announced for the Heavyweight belt at 218 at random

>>77760126
No shot the UFC lets him go. I do think we will see Jones compete in Submisison Underground again.

>>77760127
Coral has spain beat off tho

Do people who bet on DC get their money back?

>>77760126
He's going to WWE or Bellasnore to fight tomato cans.

>>77760146
No

>>77760140
clearly not, he's literally begging to not step on his toes

spainsperg is a hoe, period.

did y'all see dana? literal suicide watch

>>77760138
>>77760134
why keep him if he might be out 4 years

straight up setup nobody is dumb enough to take that old steroid