/heem/ Jon Let Us All Down

Who is your favorite UFC steroid user?

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>>77757388
Why are people saying Khabib has retired?

>>77757388
what does spainsperg have to say about this

>>77757325
>>>/asp/
WrestleMania was this weekend, faggot

Who is your favorite conor mcgregor?

The worst part about all this is that reddit will be happy

So Jon has to be on a coke bender right now right?

JONES HAS CHANGED GUYS

HE GAVE A SPEECH AFTER HE BEAT CORMIER

>>77757399
randleman or trtor

money fight
no chance what so ever
will be fun to watch tho
i obvs want conor to win

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>>77757399
JON
BONES
JONES

Fuck this dude.

He's a freak athlete and still had to fight dirty. Strip the title.

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>jonfags on suicide watch

>drug addicted nignog does something stupid

I can't believe mma is so full of meatheads people rooted for fake chrsitian jones.

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Make MMA Great Again

On the plus side now Jones can start doing coke again.

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STILL MY BOY

Where were you when USADA BTFO UFC again?

>>77756812
Imagine the state of the UFC if Ray wins and Conor gets embarrassed in a few days.

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>Implying JBJ wasn't Reddit this entire time

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>>77757427

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>tfw dc had a little victory in knowing atleast he lost to a cheater
>tfw still won't change the fact he lost and got heemed hard
Also is jon banned for good now? Danas gotta be fucking piiiiiissed

>>77757438
he looked mediocre the first fight back from usada testing. He got scared and needed roids for DC fight.

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his darkness consumed him. this is going to be the best movie ever when it gets made

>>77757471
Dana would actually neck himself

Maybe Jon can replace Snoop with Uriah and just do cocaine and smoke weed and fuck something up somehow.

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Can't wait for based Volkan to knock out Daniel Cuckmier for the title

EVERY FIGHTER IS ON THE GEAR

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>>77757437

Official statement from Jon:

https://twitter.com/jonjones/status/900161403004366853

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Holy shit Bonesy STOP IT

>>77757476
Life time Ban like vanderlei hopefully

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DC got his head kicked off

No #fakenews USADA results change that

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>mfw this means asspain comes back

>Fedor fought in Pride
>Jones has popped twice
>Silva got popped
>GSP avoided mentioning USADA back when he fought and retired when they came into the picture
>Aldo spilled his piss
Who's even left in the GOAT discussion?

how red do you think dana is right now?

>>77757432
that speech was after he did the drugs tho so maybe he did change

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You're all on steroids

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>>77757421
>knowing about mandrama events

>>77757514
>Tfw one more autist back on heem
>Tfw it's the biggest one

>>77757476
DC will probably be even more seething now knowing that jon denied him a fair fight

better to lose legit that get cheated out of a chance to win

>>77757473
>>77757459
>>77757441
>>77757437
>>77757438
you need to go back

>>77757514
>>77757459
He already has

>>77757421
It was actually SummerSlam you retard

>be the best talent ever in MMA
>cannot stop fucking up at every possible chance

I've never seen anything quite like it. I'm actually speechless

spicy fight

>>77757500


REAL OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM /our guy/


https://twitter.com/JonnyBones/status/897542110689099776

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>>77757459
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>The crumbling pile of rubble and shit that is /heem/ right now

Dead sport

>>77757518
Healthy Cain

Jon has Artem's record outside the octagon.

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>Jones will never fight in the UFC again
>Conor going to get made a fool of on Sunday

Dana on suicide watch

>>77757388
Cormier vs Oez for interim belt

Make this happen Dana, or else

The best part about Jones fuck ups is that guy on twitter who everybody mistakes for him

>>77757564
>implying /heem/ is suffering

this is great. terrible for UFC but great for us.

>>77757554
fag

>>77757500
this guy is pretty funny, he has a few more responces to the situation already.

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It's a good happening but anyone unironically happy for DC should kill themselves ASAP

>>77757539
you first
yeah i see you, you little weasel

>>77757547
Is he even the best talent if he had to juice to win any of his fights?

Fedor natty king

UFCucks mad as fuck

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>Ronda training for mandrama
>Brock doing mandrama and not coming back for at least one more year
>Jones popped
>Conor will get KO'd on saturday
>UFC 215 (aka the weakest card put together) will do 50k buys

Who can even save this shambles of a sport now? It was supposed to be Sage and Paige but they both suck so bad.

>>77757596
the state of your *** life**************

>implying dc's losses to jones count
he fucking told you niggers jones was roided in the first fight.

DC is the mma goat, you faggot psp and dickpill silvafags can fuck right off m8

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>>77757500
ok pretty gud twitter. i'll let you live for a little while longer

>>77757570
If anyone can possibly be more JUST than jon jones its this man

>>77757546
Who fucking cares? The now that you've corrected me:
>>>/asp/

>>77757605
>Getting KO'd by someone who lost to Brandon Shob
>Fighting cans your entire career
>GOAT

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>>77757574
>or else

reported
enjoy life on a watchlist, burger

DC is gonna murder jones with an ice pick the next time he sees him

>>77757596
>cormier from the same city as me
>genuinely a good person
>only ufc fighter I went watch live
>has beaten everybody except a confirmed multi-use steroid user
>always get shit because he didnt beat jones

fuck you. DC deserves all the happiness in the world

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>>77757596
DC is NATTY LHW GOAT get fucked

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among this madness, we might have 2 winners

>>77757587
>WE

>>77757611
Rinzi

this guy seems like a cunt

>>77757609
just about to post this

love that guy

>USADA puts Jones on his ass for 4 years
>UFC decides not to strip him
>Cormier racks up 9 interim title defenses
>46-year-old Cormier gets heemed by 35-year-old Jones to reunite the belts

>>77757611
>yfw Fertitas buy the UFC back for 5 million

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>>77757611
say no more

this doesn't change anything about DC VS Jones.

>hurr Fedora can't win outside Japan
>btfo Tim Slyvia, prime Arlovski, Matt Linland before strike force

>>77757673
more like 5 dollars

>We are all at a complete loss for words right now. Jon, his trainers, his nutritionists and his entire camp have worked tirelessly and meticulously the past 12 months to avoid this exact situation. We are having the samples tested again to determine the validity or source of contamination. Jon is crushed by this news and we are doing whatever we can as a team, to support him.

>he thought Jones was natty

/heem/ is dumber than the entire county of austiya.

>>77757596
See
>>77757472

>>77757648
>Olympic athlete
>Natty

Lmao dude I've got a bridge to sell you in Nigeria. Everyone is on steroids, it's a matter of just not getting caught.

>>77757673
Why the hell did WME let dana keep running it? That makes what you said way too plausible.>>77757673

>>77757635

>what is getting old

Stay blasted UFC** nuthugger

>>77757686
I dont believe them

If Jon isn't suspended for 4 years USADA is a fucking joke

>>77757688
how is henderson on rampage's but not on cormier's

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Lads is MMA dying now?
Khabib doesn't fight often. Conor is off to Boxing. Ronda has disappeared. Brock has no reason to come back. Jones has popped again

All anyone sees when they look at MMA now is UFC going to shit, and the supposed GOAT just being on roids so it's a sport of juiced up guys.

THEY LITERALLY LOOK AT OUR SPORT AS JUICEHEAD MONKEYS REEEEE HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GOAT HE DOMINATED THE SPORT

>silva on roids and dick pills
>bones on roids and dick pills
>gsp not on roids and has a functional dick

CANADIAN PRIDE WORLD WIDE

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HARD WORK

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>yfw it's ultimately revealed that the Fertittas paid Jones some of the buyout money to intentionally fail the drug test and sink the UFC's value so they can buy it back for way less than it was originally sold for

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>>77757721
but they will

Is it time for USDA testing to go?

If I were Dana I'd cut those faggots loose

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>>77757686
>Jon, his trainers, his nutritionists and his entire camp have worked tirelessly and meticulously the past 12 months to avoid this exact situation
Fucking kek I bet they have

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>>77757682
Man what a murderer's row. He beat Linland wow so impressive.

>>77757686
>source of contamination

Kikes gonna kike. Ryan Braun called the the guy who collected his piss an anti-semite to get out of his steroid accusation (which turned out to be absolutely true). Is there a DAS RAYSIS defense in the works?

>>77757691
i knew he was juiced
didn't think they would pop him tho
i thought dana would just pay up and make the tests go away like he does for conor
USADA must of asked for too much this time

First they came for the Brazilians and I said nothing

Then they came for the low-carders and I said nothing

Now they've come for the big draws and you expect me to help?

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>>77757514
based spain is already back

>>77757721
Dana always finds some way to be full of shit.

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lol

>>77757737

GSP is the most boring champion in the history of combat sports

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What did he mean by this

>>77757739
DEDICATION (steroids)

https://twitter.com/jonjones

This guy is pretty funny. He is getting tons of @s from people who dont know jon's twitter handle and he is responding to a ton of them

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>>77757745
who's his nutritionist duke doofus?

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>mfw just now finding out

>>77757686
>We are having the samples tested again to determine the validity or source of contamination

Yeah cause this worked out so well the last time

I'm still seething about UFC 200 btw

>Tainted clothing

>>77757774
DEFENSE WINS CHAMPIONSHIPS YOU DUMB AMERICAN

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This nigga on Sherdog knew

>>77757647
agreed.
and desu there don't seem many really decent guys in MMA:

DC
GSP
MM
Rory
Holly
Maia
???

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Reminder England doesn't know what the fuck they're talking about and are casual fans.

Unless you're the Natty GOAT himself.

>>77757774
To bad he's the Greatest GOAT of all time.

>>77757746

None of those fights made it out of round 1

Fedor btfo prime nog, prime crocop, prime hunt, prime sobral and over a dozen other world class fighters

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What happened to the GOAT?

>>77757473
>tfw posting my oc

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DC got concussed and had his chin deleted by a fucking cheater. It's not fair. It's not fucking fair, DC's brain isn't going to unconcuss itself and his chin isn't going to come back. Jones is unironically a fucking sociopath.

>>77757753
yeah they will say white supremacists wanted DC to be champ

fucking spastic shoo shoo back to /pol/

>>77757731
MMA will be fine. The UFC is in crisis mode but it remains to be seen whether they can right the ship or not. There's still plenty of time left

>>77757480
Hahaha so fucking true. Seriously though he's a fucking idiot.

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>Mfw Fertitas buy the UFC back for whatever a 4chan janitor makes in a year

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>GOAT is caught by USADA twice

What does this mean for MMA, seriously? He's supposed to be the best we have and he'll just be roider status

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>>77757388
Muh redemption

>>77757388

jon jones is a cheating faggot

chuck liddell didnt juice, you piece of shit.

>>77757825

he should clean jones out in court

Why does this American on TNC have a British face?

>>77757824
I save and use whatever makes me laugh

>>77757840
It's a sales ad for steroids.

Why aren't you taking any? You could be GOAT

>>77757476
all the roids and dc still won 2 rounds. jon btfo

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After Jones won, he went backstage and hang-out with The Rock and was hugging him. Maybe The Rock sweat on him too much and that's why he popped.

>>77757783
kekd

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>77757787
https://twitter.com/jonjones/status/900164827926102017

TOP FUCKING KEK

>>77757841
>I GOT I GOT I GOT I GOT
>STEROIDS GOT STEROIDS INSIDE MY DNA

>>77757872
riiiight

>>77757480
It'll make a great 30 for 30

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>Jones has been stripped more times than Daniel has defended

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>people were actually thinking Jone's sociopathic ass had changed
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>mfw Jonfags eternally BTFO

The honest family man from down South wins again

>>77757858
>dc still won 2 rounds.
Lol dummy two judges had it 1-1, and another had it 2-0 Jones.

It only looked like DC was winning cause Rogan and Cruz were going nuts for every little thing he did.

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>>77757518

>>77757896
It was going to be a good one prior to this, but this will make it a goat 30 for 30

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>>77757885
>>77757787
>all those comments from retards
It's overwhelming

Either Jones is so beyond retarded it's not even comprehensible, or something is fishy here. Turinabol is some old as fuck shit that everyone tests for and everyone who knows anything knows everyone tests for and will always catch. If Bones did that shit he didn't tell ANYONE.

>>77757872
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fuck off

>>77757840
Our best always roided. Noone cared until this dumb testing came in.

I wanna see the closest thing to a street fight. And people on the street can roid.

>>77757480
Who will play him in the eventual biopic?

For me it's Idris Elba

>>77757886
i got testosterone got drostanolone inside my dna

>>77757827
i'm strictly talking about attacking the collection agency with FUD. That's politics, but not /pol/.

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>>77757855
awwh thanks buddeh

>>77757480
The inevitable movie pretty much told itself after he won the title. This new event is just too much.

They got replacement Jones on contender series now

>>77757840

I'm telling you dude, they all are on steroids, they all are able to follow their protocol correctly and its no surprise the one person who has shown a history of time and time again breaking the rules and growing up in a culture of advanced rule breaking ends up fucking up again and breaking the rules again ie not following his protocol as strictly as he should have been making it so he was in the window to get popped

its 100% a nigger thing to not only brazenly take easily detectable non-designer steroids after you have already been popped once, but to do it again and somehow not follow the correct protocol is just... embarrassing. Speaks volumes to jons lack of integrity, not just on a mainstream level but an elite performance drug taking athlete level, its just bad showmanship

lance armstrong is still the goat

>>77757919
https://twitter.com/jonjones/status/900169693960470528

https://twitter.com/danielcormier/status/900165317665722369

DC is going BERSERK right now

>>77757905
I literally don't understand how this keeps working. Public Relations is so easy. If you tell people what they want to hear they will fall for it everytime. He could have killed that pregnant lady and I feel like people would still like him more than Cormier

lmfao this snoop commentary

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>>77757518
>Who's even left in the GOAT discussion?

Do you even gotta ask?

Seriously though just look at his resume and consider the fact that he's only ever lost to roiders.

snoooooop

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>>77757912
>getting boxed up by the division manlet with a literal foot reach advantage
Fuck em Stipe will murder that stickbug.

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>>77757605
>heemd by mw
"no"

>>7775795

>snoop commentary

link it lil nigga

>>77757670
...and Jones gets stripped again after testing positive again for HGH, TRT, CVS, A2A, WRX, TLDR, MSNBC

>>77757956
Hope he's raging like a bitch now. Would love DC to lay his twig ass out

Georges is the GOAT. Deal with it.

>2017
>being a diehard UFC fan
>trashing predetermined events like the WWE
>all your best fighters are on roids, most championship matches end in seconds, have to pay for a PPV every two weeks

>the city of MMA fans

Who is the UFC's biggest draw now?

amazing how fertita family sold the company at the best time. just before the downfall.

u are still the best in my heart jon jones

fuck usada
fuck ufc
fuck pfizer/bayer
fuck monsanto
fuck rothshilds

>>77757921
>Either Jones is so beyond retarded it's not even comprehensible

are you seriously doubting jon's ability to fuck up?
the man is a master at ruining his own career, possibly the GOAT at self destruction

>>77757713
He is only 2 years older than Cormier

He is also WAYYYY younger than Hendo who knocked him out

>>77757967
He wasn't getting boxed up though

He's just a legitimate sociopath

Look how many times he didn't fear to lie on camera or show a fake character

He thought he can get away with it again

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>>77757982
snoop

so was jones on steroids when he was younger and partying?

he was dangerous as fuck back then

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>>77757787
>https://twitter.com/jonjones/status/900161403004366853

I'M FUCKING HOWLING

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>>77757980
>have to pay

LMAO @ YOU'RE LIFE

>>77757979
GSP, MM, DC

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looks like DC still lost tho

>>77757982
Gsp

>>77757943
>only blacks pop for roids
L O L

>>77757998
It's too bad that All-Natureem has to fight against all these steroid users in the UFC

>>77757991
Very plausible.

>>77757959
>only ever lost to roiders
fucking THIS, tyron is atleast the WW GOAT

>>77757979
>le wrestlefuck no tdd twinks man
>le fw crusher man
>le ducking tygod man
nope

Do they do random drug testing in MMA or strictly around fight time?

>>77758018

whites do nigger things, so do mexicans and every other race, doing a nigger thing is a universal action because everyone instantly knows what it means

>>77757910
aside from the humiliation and brain damage

>>77758034
random and at fight time, this test he failed was at fight time

He made DC cry like he said he would and tbqh that's all that matters.

AYO HOL UP
*kills a grandma*
HOLLLLLL UP
*does cocaine*
WHAT YOU BE SAYIN'
*gets a dui*
HOLLLL UP
*takes a viagra*
AYO SO WHAT YOU BE SAYIN'
*pokes your eyes out*
WE BE SUM FINNA
*runs from the cops*
AYO HOLD UP YOU SAYIN'
*has another illegitimate child*
THAT WEEEEEEE
*gets busted for roids again*
WASN'T GOAAAAAAAAATZ N SHIT???

LOL JONFAGS BTFO

Jones cemented his status a legend more firmly with this news than any fight with Cain could have.

>>77758042
Idiot lol

>>77757682
lol
compare that to GSP
I like Fedor, but he was better when he was in Pride, and I think we all know what that means

DC got CTE for nothing

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not so fast fedor/cormier cucks

>>77758010
stupid dummy goofed my rockhold on grindr picks

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I bet all the idiots will still cheer for this loser and boo DC

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RIP the real victim

FIRST TIME IT WAS BIG DICK PILLS
THIS TIME IM SURE IT'LL BE A TAINTED SUPPLEMENT OR LACED COCAINE

WHAT A FUCKING JOKE

USADA robbed us of:

Machida
Natty Gleison Tibau
Big Ben Rothwell
Josh Barnett

and now the GOAT

What a huge mistake this "organization" was.

>>77758010
If I get digits you HAVE to reverse the DC goofs

>>77757943
what about Boxing

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CM Punk is now unironically the biggest draw in the UFC

>>77758066
tyrone has the same resume without the manlets, I guess he's the GOAT then right?

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>>77758111

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>>77758111

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Ladies and gentlemen your light heavyweight GOAT

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>Tainted aspirin

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>>77758050
>the one instance where you KNOW you'll be tested
>test positive

>>77757956
post it

DC should sue for PTSD for having to face steroid jones ... twice .... I mean think about that for a minute. That is like facing the final boss of the 20th century, twice, and oh yeah he's +20% across the board.

FUCK THAT

Jones should become a pariah

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>>77758111

>>77758066
Woodley has fought and beaten tougher men than GSP ever did. Woodley is better. He would destroy BJ Penn in record time.

>Knock a guy down on the feet
>Spend the next round backing up entirely

wtf?

>>77758087
the ufc can't be this stupid can they?
this makes them look like the wwe if they dont strip him

>>77758139
>not cormier
kill thynself

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DC probably spiked Jones hearty breakfast with steroids

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>>77758139
>implying

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>>77757609

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>>77757420
I called it.

>>77758141

That is the smile of a man who knows he's paying enough that he'll never get caught.

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>>77757737
100% GSP is not on roids

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>>77758111
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>>77758174
BASED SPAIN

>>77757921
It's called being a sociopath. I guarantee you he doesn't even feel bad about it, he's incapable of feeling bad like that. This dude hit a fucking pregnant woman and drove off. He's only sorry he got caught.

Dude should honestly be monitored by the FBI for life just in case his neighbor's pets start disappearing, he's fucked in the head anon.

>>77758139
He was also on gear, got knocked out by Rashad, who was also on gear, Rashad then got knocked out by Machida who was on gear, who got whooped by Shogun who was on gear, who tapped to strikes to Jon Jones who has been on gear for most likely his entire career.

WEAK

Can someone post local man ruins everything with Jon Jones on it?

Is there enough time to test the weighin sample before the fight? Is this a Brock Hunt scenario where they let him fight anyway?

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The loser finally came crawling out of his duvet after a month of severe depression

>>77758111
Has to be done 2bh
I don't even agree with it but digits do, so you have to

>>77758204

It's time to put in some work, anon...

>ruins UFC 200
> ruins a great rivalry with a fluke victory

>>77757921
Glad somebody else here is thinking this. I don't buy that he would be so careless to take something so common and easy to detect. Is it so far fetched to think that somebody fucked with his test samples?

...and we have andrey koreshkov vs chidi "chidi bang bang" njokuani this friday

just saying

>>77758193
The bones manifesto: a cocaine-fueled society and it's future

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AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Big Country is the natty goat

>>77758224

No way they'd take that risk with someone who's already popped once

Jons was never a big draw anyway scrapping him because he popped wouldn't be the end of the world if the information was gonna get out later anyway

I'm just glad it happened after the fight and not before.

My heart couldn't have taken it if this was happening on fight week.

I was so ready to watch DC lose and I'm ecstatic it still happened.

>>77758224
No there isn't. They can't get the results back that quick. This sample was from weigh ins. They tested him before that but those were likely clean. The weigh ins day wasn't

>>77757921
It's not like fighters are sitting there doing research on what steroids they want to use on amazon. They expect all of their coaches and trainers to keep the cycles right and use the best designer drugs.

http://media001.f4wonline.com/free/082217wobreaking.mp3

Dave Meltzer comments if anyone is interested.

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>>77758174
well played spoon

>>77758224
Not enough to get results on it. His sample came on WEIGH IN DAY lmao, literally one of the biggest fuck ups in sports history

fuckimg HEEM yourself if you think Jon is a scumbag, all top guys are on PEDs including fat fuck DC who loves chicken too much to get abs

>>77758258
>Jons was never a big draw anyway
Idiot lol

>>77757921
its all about the money. usada wanted more money for their greedy pockets. nate is probably right, everybody is on steroids.
govenrment entities arent there to help, its just organized legal theft. we are way to brainwashed to comprehend. reality is way worse the any fiction movie.

So Jones had clean samples all the way leading up to the fight, and just before the fight his sample was dirty?
That's how it works, right? All the other results must have come back

>>77758287
cri

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Hey steroid junkie, you still here?

>>77758287
IF dc was using PEDs he wouldn't struggle with his weight cuts.

>>77758307
(YOU)

>>77758282
Who?

Berzin knocked him down but then did shit all
What the hell, how is this the main event?

>>77758307
based fucking spainy literally nails it again

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>>77758269
>I was so ready to watch DC lose and I'm ecstatic it still happened.

You're a cunt.

Your whole family are cunts.

just watch the 1st 10 seconds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKj0ZqhaBIQ

list of clean fighters: diaz brothers, gsp, cormier

>>77758331
Coral Springs police department will still hire him.

>>77758307
glad to have you back my dude, now we know who the truth and limpdickfags can cri more

>>77758282

>they knew Jon jones was dirty the day of the fight

fucking ufc

>>77758307
welcome back buddeh
im sure you were lurking

The asterisk on Jone's career just got so heavy I don't think I can even rank him in the top 5 LHWs of all time, let alone ranking him at all in the GOAT discussion.

>>77758310

PEDs are diverse, DC is probably taking ones that aid his ability to recover in training

>>77758331
If I wasn't a retard I'd make a webm of that and label the dog as usada

>>77758335
yoel romero

This fight is HORRIBLE

How are you a LHW with pillowfists?

>>77758359
Everyone is on steroids casual

>>77758004
>>77757787
>>77757919

https://twitter.com/ColbyCovMMA/status/864640057793286145

Colby Covington called out Dong Kim, a korean investor

Guest appearance from Jonathan Martin

>>77758335
I'm suspicious of GSP, but he never actually popped so I guess he deserves the benefit of the doubt. DC is unironically the natty GOAT.

>>77758329
USADA will never take away your tears and butthurt

>>77758355
yeh that's shady as fuck

>>77758366
One of the worst fights I've watched, WMMA has better striking than the African

>>77758307
Imagine being so weak-willed you get run off an anonymous anime imageboard.

What a loser you are. For real.

Dude is gonna wind up with more consecutive life sentences than title defenses

WHAT THE FUCK

BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Khabib

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>>77758287
umm, excuse me sweetie

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>>77758307
He owns heem

Good to have to back lad

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>>77758353
>Busted TWICE for roids
>AusFAILia, who dickrode Jones for an entire month saying the first time he wasn't roiding, STILL trying to justify this now
Delicious fucking tears.

>>77758356
I wasn't, a friend of mine texted me and as soon as I got home I came to see what you guys were saying.

>Dana must be getting hospitalised again

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AND STILL

THE GREATEST FUCK UP OF ALL TIME

JON
BONES
JONESSSSSSSSSS

>>77758394
he does have that OJ Simpson smug i'm full of shit personality

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Did we ever talk about this amidst all the Mcmanlet chatter?

You think Jones would ever get banished from the UFC?

>>77757998

Sterioidreem is the fucking GOAT

>>77758431
black beast heems this faggot

this guy was good good luck to him in the future

>>77758436
If you make the UFC money you will never be banished.

Fucking CM punk is getting another fight

>>77758425
What a god damned glorious return.

>>77758307
based

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With this news, for sure Woodley is bumped up to the top 5 GOAT discussion. We all know he's the welterweight GOAT anyway.

Dana press conference incoming:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwW4ZZfakDQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwW4ZZfakDQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwW4ZZfakDQ

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When you have say day, remember Michael Bisping is still Middleweight Champion of the world

>>77758331
This is fucking ridiculous. All it needs is a record scratch sound effect

>>77757970

>Heemd by TRT babby

Ftfy faggot. Also he lost to illegal strikes, herb deen is an incompetent nig

>>77758440
>steroid dream
>not ubereem

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>>77758440
>losing to bigfoot

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congrats thiccachu and british tiger balloon thing

>>77757929
Brendan Fraser

>>77758148
http://www.sportshd.me/ufc/30201/t

>>77758425
spain is playing 4d chess
he's like a fucking david lynch film

>>77758066

He was younger in Pride you autist

Fedor is probably the only clean fighter to ever participate in Pride