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Previous Thread: >>77741570
News:
>Brian Stann announces he’s moving on from UFC commentary role
https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/8/21/16179396/brian-stann-announces-hes-moving-on-from-ufc-commentary-role
>Khabib BTFO by Low-key Lee
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/08/ufc-interim-title-challenger-kevin-lee-says-khabib-b-tched-out-and-doesnt-want-to-fight
>After 18-month ban, Lyoto Machida to face Derek Brunson on Oct. 28
http://www.espn.com/mma/story/_/id/20407213/lyoto-machida-return-18-month-suspension-oct-28-derek-brunson
Future champion
>>77745511
weaponized autism
>>77745511
Fights just like his dad :)
>>77745493
Been too long since we have proper thread!
>>77745530
WHO
>>77745525
On the floor needing help up?
>>77745533
this
>>77745537
>>77745537
lmao
gsp cannot win buddeh
>>77745533
Looks like Kathia Nobili / Kathy Campbell.
>tfw no gf
>>77745537
kek
>>77745564
>tfw I got a date on tinder with some thicc bimbo poo that I'm going to hit and quit
>>77745493
If he goes down on a pussy he'd probably go down on a dick
>>77745574
How dare you
How do I achieve this level of greatness?
>>77745493
This is actually a pretty good OP
How about it?
>Floyd eats burger king in first embedded
Guys...
>>77745634
>Interim belt
Embarrassing
>>77745595
Beef makes you strong
>>77745654
Enjoy your kidney stones
>>77745641
nah dude he totally spit it out, are you fucking retarded?? floyd is taking conor 110% seriously
>>77745660
i eat steak 3 times a day and i aint never had no pussy kidney stone in my LIFE, my dick is rather huge though so maybe I just don't notice
>>77745641
IMMA HOMECOOKED MEAL
>>77745730
I AIN'T GONNA TOUCH YOU
How good do you have to be to have a reasonable run in Pancrase or Shooto?
>>77745742
Pancrase is fixed you mong
>tfw finally overcome the depression that's haunted you your entire life
>but now you're 30 something and too old to start on your dreams
>>77745654
I can't eat red meat anymore, makes my stomach feel like shit and I get anxious and lethargic. Pretty weird.
r8 my walkout theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3vD19-BRb0
>>77745768
Not even top 20 in WWE
>>77745768
r8 mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eAJWvxH_A4
>>77745742
Have a look at the records of the Japanese fighters that have been in Rizin, a lot of them came from Deep and Pancrase
>>77745782
But if you were to train for a couple of years could you have a run on the JMMA scene and maybe do some pro-wrestling on the side?
Does this have potential /heem/?
>>77745641
Floyd has a personal chef that he forces to make hotdogs.
>>77745815
potential for what, we already saw dc get kicked in the head
>>77745755
tbqh unless your personal dreams are something related to sports you're not too old to achieve them
>>77745795
I really don't know. They're very heavy on Japanese fighters so I'm guessing it's a much harder scene to break into than Euro promotions. If you want to make a run as a fighter or wrestler you're better off setting your sights on whatever you can get into rather than a specific league. Cruickshank got into Rizin so anything's possible if you get your foot in the door somewhere
>>77745828
>Comments: It would be cringy for a teenager to say something so stupid as "form voltron" the fact that Mayweather said it at 40 years of age is unacceptable.
lol
DO SOMETHING
If repeating digits then McGregor wins
>>77745823
Don't @ me ever again
>Calendar is a furfag
It's very unsettling to be quite honestly
>>77745841
Berzin
Lopez
Sanchez
Santiago
Urso
>>77745855
>i 100% believe floyd is gonna decision the fuck out of conor
You should put some money on that, it's at +250.
>>77745860
Yiff in hell
>>77745855
It's gonna be the same three webms of Goober getting fucked up spammed 8 billion times. So no different than Bulgaria and >le running away man.webm
There is no reward without risk. We must stand strong and give Conor our meme Magic. We were going to be mocked anyway for losing, so might as well boast in the event of winning
>>77745870
Kinda like how things played out for Paulie, circle of life
>>77745595
Poor tripod :(
>>77745851
kys nerd
>last minute jumping ship on Conor
>Floyd eat a fucking burger king
Bet the house on Goobert, lads
>>77745997
The burger was planted, the buns were whole wheat and the patty was free range.
>>77746009
>free range
false flag, it was 70/30 ground
>Conor is planning to pull guard all fight
>>77746028
>>77746057
Delete
https://www.mmamania.com/2017/8/22/16182224/midnight-mania-bookies-are-worried95-of-bets-are-said-to-be-on-mcgregor-so-far
Well if Conor wins you probably aren't going to get your money
>>77746083
>"Ultimately, we want to be in a position where we win a significant amount on Mayweather, but we don't want to be destroyed if McGregor wins," John Murray, a manager and oddsmaker at the Las Vegas Westgate Superbook, said. "We don't want this fight to cost us our whole year."
McGregor gonna get food poisoning on fight day me thinks.
>>77746104
Only a retard would bet against the entirety of vegas, although i would wager a ton of late money going on floyd.
>>77746127
The way the odds have slid is just unbelievable. Sharp money usually comes in late so there could be some huge bets coming in if smart bettors are still waiting to see how close the numbers get. I think they've been as wide as 225:1 and as lose as 3:1
>“We've seen over and over and over it doesn't take much for these MMA fighters, once they get tagged on the jaw, to go down,”
>“In a boxer's world we are training on boxing everyday and everyday when we spar we get tagged on the jaw,” he added. “So we are used to that.
>“But I feel they are so focused on the ground work, on the kicking, on the grappling, on the wrestling, a little bit on the boxing — they don't perfect one thing. It's hard to perfect one thing and when they do get hit hard on the jaw it's like a surprise to them, it's like 'whoa!' and they go down so easy. It's funny.”
>“I feel the massive difference between MMA fighters when it comes to boxing, and boxers when it comes to boxing, is that we are trained to fight in combinations,” Van Heerden said.
>“We are trained to throw four, five, six, seven punches in a combination where MMA fighters are not trained to throw combinations. You go look at their fights they throw one-twos, they walk down like this, or it's a one-two, or a one — they don't fight in combinations.
Van Heerden BTFOs heem
>>77746159
The ten second rule guarantees every boxer leaves the sport with a glass chin.
>>77746159
Iron sharpens iron
Get heemed 3 times a day MINIMUM
Chins dont get deleted they get depleted from work!
This is going to be like CM Punk all over again
>>77746168
>>77746174
It's true look at how Conor Dodges in MMA. The punches are so slow he only counters after one punch. If he Dodges Floyd's first punch and decides to counter punch from that he will end up getting clipped clean
>>77746241
>>77746241
I should buy a suit, but I'd have nowhere to wear it to.
>>77745595
Horse Meat 4 times a day
Im deleting this from my heem folder, hope someone has a use for it.
>>77745641
I remember him in hbo 24/7 in the past eating a cheeseburger and soda at 3am before training. I think it's one of his daily training rituals.
>>77746057
For sure mike beltran didnt understand what he was seeing my man
Hey guys how do I defend an uppercut?
>>77746279
Hold R1
>>77746284
i wanna see jones vs gus 2 so much
from succ to cucc
>>77746284
That's not even taking into account Rumble heem
>>77746284
kek
You make that?
Good morning /heem/ what are we doing today?
>>77746288
>>77746294
Apparently going against McGregor
>>77746295
>>77746295
Is Rumble the nicest guy in UFC?
>>77746312
Maia is
We namefagging now?
>>77746318
Yes but it's hard to seem nice when you're a literal boa constrictor.
>>77746328
It's for the best
Kailin bless
>that big brown dummy on the left
hmmm
>>77746349
hnnngggg, why is she so cute?
i'm just rewatching the holly holm ronda rousey fight and ronda dominated the first round
commentator was like "holm is lacking"...
i really don't think anyone "exposed" rousey, she got cocky and tried to strike a kickboxer, but she didn't actually do too bad until she got hit a few times
Every bong poster ITT is me
>>77745493
TSUUUUU...uuuu?
is Buboid Spleeb a good fighter?
>>77746366
>Cover nipples
>Leave pussy exposed
Really making me think here, guy
I like mcreggor but let me express some thought to when I used to hate him
>easiest fucking matchup, SIVER
>DIDNT FIGHT FRANKIE
>didnt have to fight supercharged RDA
>took fights where he can lose and have size excuse DIAZ
>they didnt match him with a wrestler until post prime Mendes out of shape
>fights Eddie alvarez for belt, hasnt fought Frankie, showtime, KHABIB, prime Pettis, prime bendo, even Melendez
Hes like a gambler who got lucky and won fast.
Khabib would eat him, but he is boxing!!
Overhyed and unnacomplished
He gets more glory then guys who actually cleaned out their divisions before doing superfights
>>77746388
lol I realised after I posted it. What a fucking goofer ey
>>77746391
lel you should probably delete it so you don't get struck with the banhammer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcCNj6d1Vxo
>>77746390
I agree with this, when he's done with MMA (which could very well be now for all we fucking know) he will be remembered as one of the "greatest" even though he didn't have to fight a lot of great fighters.
That LW thing was a joke
>Fight #7
>Lose
>Fight #7 again
>Eek out a decision
>Get title shot
While there are guys like Ferguson on million fight win streaks and no titles.
>>77746159
This guy seems so mad that his career is over and that conor is more successful than him. What a loser.
>>77746406
let them call him the greatest, it's an easy way to spot fanboys from people that have actual knowledge of the sport.
>MAIN CARD
>Floyd Mayweather Jr (USA, 49-0) v Conor McGregor (IRE, debut) — light middleweight
>Gervonta Davis (USA, 18-0) vs. Francisco Fonseca (CRC, 19-0-1) — IBF super featherweight title
>Nathan Cleverly (GBR, 30-3) vs. Badou Jack (SWE, 21-1-2) — WBA (regular) light heavyweight title
>Andrew Tabiti (USA, 14-0) vs. Steve Cunningham (USA, 29-8-1) — USBA cruiserweight title
Any of these fights going to be good? I don't watch a lot of boxing my men
>>77746417
Still, it'll activate my almonds.
>>77746406
>there are guys like Ferguson on million fight win streaks and no titles
Was just about to post this. Think of all the different stylistic matchups a guy like Ferguson or Maia has to deal with to win so many fights. Maybe he'll defend a title one of these days...
>>77746159
To some degree, he is right. Because we MMA fans are super impressed by decent boxing when we see it, Penn, Anderson, GSP, Diaz, JDS, Hunt, Mcreggor all possesed or developed crisp boxing for MMA so we consider their greatness.
I want an amazing boxer to come from boxing and develop amazing TDD so we can see someone who focussed on nothing but perfect combos, then develop THAT into MMA striking unlike most MMA guys who are creative but mix everything together novicely (middle of the road strikers)
I went back and watched all of McGregor's press conferences in the UFC to see the progression. He starts off as this funny Irish kid with a silly hat, after just one win he starts wearing shades and hats but is still quite and doesn't say much. It was at the Dustin Poirier that everything changed - suits, Dana with his dick in ass, calling himself the king, trashing everyone.
>>77746437
Which top fighter is an example of bad boxing so I know what to compare it to
>>77746460
Aldo, wanderlei, bader, struve, even fedor
Aldo through wide punches
Bader relied on punches
Wanderlei agresson
Struve cant use his reach
Fedor just punched with power and had brilliant timing
I'm not calling them poor strikers but there are lots of guys who really dont look good with their hands
Shit jon jones cant even punch
>>77746460
I feel like if you threw a prime pacqioau with some TDD he would bust guys up with hands alone
>>77746427
Davis smashing the fuck out of Fonseca should be a decent can crush. Jack-Cleverly isn't guaranteed to be good but has tons of potential. Cunningham is probably shot, I don't know anything about Tabiti, though.
If you want an odd piece of trivia, Cunningham lost his cruiserweight title to Yoel Romero's brother
>>77746447
I'll take "Dana's Puppet" for $500, Alex.
Boxers just have superior hand technique
https://youtu.be/SHwPBTDDp00
Imagine one with GOAT TDD
>>77745855
caring about novelty fights
did you get excited when Michael Phelps raced that fake shark, too?
Look I don't know what will happen, but all I'm saying is the angles... the angles are there.
>>77746498
that was alright
>>77746536
For SURE
Man boxing fans are insufferable.
Go on any boxing website or even just a news website and read the comments, they all think boxers would win any MMA fight.
>all it takes is one punch, grabbing and kicking is useless in a fight
>anthony joshua would murder stipe in one punch
>haye would literally kill manuwa with a quick one to the chin
Did everyone forget about James Toney?
>>77746498
Do black people sweat just from talking? Man they sweat buckets. After the fights it's like someone hosed them down.
>>77746561
>>haye would literally kill manuwa with a quick one to the chin
that one's probs true tho aye
>>77746561
Yeah, and I'm doing the boxing posting but im a heemer. I do remember Toney, but they gave him randy fucking couture. Why???
They could have given him a stand up fighter
Yet they give connor 4 good matchup in a row
>>77746578
it still escapes me why chad and eddie decided to keep fighting standing up. it doesn't help that even eddie can't answer why
>>77746582
Chadlet was doing well nailing Conor on the ground, he held him down for ages and was getting off some great elbows.
They ended up standing because Chad went for a poorly executed choke and Conor wriggled free and stood up. Then came the KO on gassy chad.
>>77745511
What a mongrel.
>>77746578
They gave him Couture to prove a point.
To be honest Toney didn't do as bad as it looks. He got taken down, Couture takes people down, even other wrestlers. Once he was on the ground he actually defended pretty well, better than other MMA fighters who just lie there instead of trying to clinch.
>>77746404
>Josay Waldo
>regional bum
>>77746284
At the end, that's how you use angles
>>77745572
noice m8
>>77745493
LowKeyLee
how would she do in wmma
>>77745530
MUMMY
>>77747004
she would do very well versus me
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHEN THE FUCK IT STARTS ON SATURDAY / SUNDAY MORNING BONG TIME PLEASE ?
4AM 5AM 6AM ?
>tfw its being shown at vue cinemas and you can drink
>>77747126
Are you actually planning to stay up until 5am to watch this shit?
I'll just download it the next day. Fook boxing.
>>77747126
Fucking Google poindexter. It starts at 4am.
>>77747136
its the meme event of a lifetime. what else could possibly be happening on a sunday that you'd miss out on such an event. literally 4chan in sporting form, i can't wait to witness it
>>77747136
aye i will be mate, i'm heading out anyway and to be up a few more hours isnt going to do much more damage desu
>>77747171
>>77747153
It's a bank holiday monday too. Will literally be ordering double vodkas and redbull all night and will probably continue to party the day after with everyone else just coming out to see the game early in the morning.
>>77747185
my plans exactly mate
>>77747185
>>77747153
>>77747141
>>77747136
Thoughts ?
>>77747212
top kek
>>77747153
>its the meme event of a lifetime.
actually buying what the promoters are trying to smear ya lmao @ ur life
>>77747212
There are better low odds bets than that.
Try McGregor deducted point for rule breaking, or even disqualified (especially in round 12).
>>77747212
bookies hate him
>>77745493
IS IT TIME FOR THE FAMED OP TEMPLATE TO MAKE A RETURN?
>>77745564
don't worry bud you're gonna make it
>>77745855
I have a strong feeling that, although Floyd will win the fight, SOMETHING crazy is going to happen in Conor's favor during the fight. Maybe a knockdown, maybe he wobbles Floyd badly, maybe just a round where Conor is tagging him over and over. I think the fact that Conor ultimately loses will be ignored and people will be freaking out about those moments of success. And, of course, webms and pics of it will be spammed here for eternity
Who is your choice WMMA contender?
>This fight will surpass Floyd's last fight easily!
Is Schmuck right about anything on this Earth?
How inna fook has the Macbedded not been posted?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWe1MMO5CWk[Embed][Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWe1MMO5CWk[Embed] [Embed][Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWe1MMO5CWk [Embed][Embed][Embed]
>>77747336
Got posted plenty last thread
>>77747347
A super tryhard OP doesn't include the first Embedded episode of the biggest fight of all time?
lmao come the fuck on bud
>>77747316
>>77747357
It's a boxing match, retard.
>>77747357
Relax bud
>>77747371
the embedded episode is on the official UFC youtube channel my man
I know that you've gotta jump tru deez hoops but come sattaday noight you'll be imitatin' as well
https://youtu.be/r2ibbL6W5V4
Ray Jizzy Mack
<----
>>77747400
Cain destroyed this man. He even said that he wanted to punish Junior for taking "his" belt away. Junior responded by saying, "Oh, so he's going to punish me? What is he, Superman?"
>>77745855
Guarantee you it'll be a punch of people saying they never cared about the fight anyway, it was a meme and Conor should have just stuck to MMA because we have to wait longer to see him fight
Boxfags will laugh I guess and we'll get quite a bit of shit for it, but really it's daft, because people here don't expect him to win either outside his fanboys.
>>77747400
Truly the best of chins. Took about 4 clear full power punches to jaw from motherfucking Cain Velasques and didn't even flinch.
>>77747442
The finish was pretty impressive too. The way Cain spun out of Dos Santos' arms just so that he could faceplant into the canvas was something of beauty.
Post your dream scenario.
For me, it would be Conor winning in a fashion similar to that in which Floyd beat Ortiz.
This would ruin Floyd's record and make him mad as fuck that he got cheated out of 50-0.
Meanwhile boxing fans around the world will spend the next year arguing about it while we laugh at them.
>>77747336
>>77747357
autism
>>77747466
h8er
>>77747462
Conor wins the same way he beat Aldo
>>77747442
that fight deleted his chin though
>>77747462
The real dream scenario is McGregor winning on points and no via KO.
>>138587673
/heem/ is here today for some reason
>>77747462
>>77747442
Your name is distracting, could you please fix it?
>>77747580
wat
http://www.poll-maker.com/poll1850764x4F2549d7-49
http://www.poll-maker.com/poll1850764x4F2549d7-49
http://www.poll-maker.com/poll1850764x4F2549d7-49
Mayweather or McGregor?
http://www.poll-maker.com/poll1850764x4F2549d7-49
http://www.poll-maker.com/poll1850764x4F2549d7-49
http://www.poll-maker.com/poll1850764x4F2549d7-49
.
>>77747361
>her husband just has to watch this and lie to himself that its purely the joy of rolling around with a friend with 0 sexual tension
https://youtu.be/ODWRXRusy8E
>>77745755
>depressed person is giving up before even trying
hmmmmm, something makes a lot of sense here
>>77747739
>quoting Shakespeare in trashtalk
how times have changed
>>77747792
gonna have to filter you bud sorry
>>77747800
/heem/ is your safe space, right bud? that guy has no hespect
>>77747800
why this man doesno hespect notching? we have right to be the namfag on the 4chan and you hefuse to listen because you no like the name?
>>77747790
Gotta be honest, I've never seen a photograph of Brandon "Big Brown [I'm White though]" Shwab where his face wasn't goofy as fuck. It's like all the HGH went to his cheek muscle or something.
so can anyone tell me about the other fights in the main event?
who here gets their /toopaste/ delivered?
there are like 12 fighters who's nickname is "Cyborg"
and they're all brazilian
are brazilians just unoriginal or does it mean something
>>77747882
>using autism as a derogatory term
Gonna have to filter you bud.
>>77747874
gonna have to filter you bud
>>77747882
There were quite a few boxers/fighters nicknamed "sugar" too, right? Maybe just a cultural thing, or one guy trying to be like the previous guy, etc etc. Or maybe just a coincidence
>>77747901
okay
>>77747901
>bud
>>77747892
I have autism too so it's okay.
>>77747907
Yes but sugar is kinda like a diminutive. Cyborg only came into usage after 1970s sci fi novels.
>>77747919
>>77747929
sorry bud
>>77745511
White babies BTFO
>>77745537
KEK
SCHAUB LOL
>>77745841
Nzechukwu
Peterson
Buys
Cherico
Ursa warrior
>>77747955
grow up kid
>>77745841
Nice predictions you've got there you absolute loser.
Who are your top 3 XX fighters in the UFC?
>>77745841
Berzin
Peterson
Sanchez
Santiago
Urso
>>77748034
What are you trying to communicate here dope head?
anyone even watching mcgregor box for free is a fucking casual, kill yourselves casuals
>>77748113
people here will complain about shitty euro cards and get hype for big new york cards while simultaneously bragging about never paying for anything UFC related my dude
>>77748113
What if I'm watching it to see McGregor get knocked out?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Px84YsY5yPc
Make way, future CHAMP coming through!
>>77748202
Fuck you, goof.
FINISH POSTING THE DIAZ WEBMS
>>77748202
>you got the colby covingtons
>>77745841
Berzin
Lopez
Sanchez
Cherico
Urso
joanna was just on the fighter and the kid for all of those interested and that's ALL of you
>>77748343
This is coralsprings.
he says he has a job working at town hall but is posting this at 11 AM on a Tuesday
>don't believe his lies
>>77748354
Just helped move stuff outside for bulk pick-up. Didn't take long.
*heems every in this thread*
What's your fighting nickname?
>>77748361
is it bob saap?
>>77748363
Pitbull
WUSSUP it's yaboy here whose boy is Kevin Lee
What are my contender series predictionsfor tonight? I got:
Espinosa
Santiago
Sanchez
Lopez
and Nzechukwu
Fight of the night will be Lopez/Peterson.
I got Nzechukwu at 21/10 which surprises me because Berzin looked pretty shit in TUF from what I've seen.
How am I doing? I feel pretty shit today thanks for asking, but felt bretty good for like an entire week prior to now.
PEACE
PS - just saw that predictionsbro is up above, I'll do my proper predictions in a post after this
is it worth watching TUF for the drama?
i'm a big fan of big brother but i don't think i'd enjoy a bunch of macho men with zero personality talking about who's the better fighter
>>77748363
"no chin"
>>77748363
Press F
>>77745841
Nzechukwu
Lopez
Sanchez
Santiago
Espinosa
>>77748405
yes. you will enjoy macho men with zero personality because they get up to retarded shit and stupid dilemmas with lots of melodramatic moments. ive seen a few seasons, 1 and heavyweights are classic
>>77748405
>>i'm a big fan of big brother
Are you a chick, or are you gay?
>>77748405
>a bunch of macho men with zero personality talking about who's the better fighter
that's basically /heem/ without the macho
>>77748361
heh what a weird doggo
*pets you*
>>77748363
spammer
i like to just spam overhands
>>77748363
TIRAMISU
I
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A
M
I
S
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What is the best fight of 2017 in any fight organization?
>>77748403
It's annoying because Kevin Lee is my boy as well but I'm not allowed to claim him because then people will think I'm you
>>77748431
Kek.
>>77746578
Remember when Kimbo fucking Slice wrestlefucked Ray Mercer? even Kimbo level mma shits on boxers, it's an entirely different game.
>>77748437
>>77748431
no one cares
>>77748447
Not me.
>>77748450
Stop trying to sully the good name of Coral Springs.
>>77746561
>Justin said the obvious. Nate Diaz at 200 lb with 4 oz gloves never even fazed Conor with punches that would knock anyone out. Nate weighed 30 lbs more than Conor, used 4 oz gloves and couldn't do it. How is a 145 pound runner using 8 oz gloves who hasn't knocked out anyone in 20 years going to. lol Justin is more of an expert than Floyd's daddy.
Boxing fanbase is way better than mma honestly
>>77748444
Kev is using his bodyweight perfect right there
>>77748447
I care
>>77748450
I know, you're a good lad
>>77748469
Thank you.
>>77748429
more like T E R R O R M I S U
>>77748428
Are you a manlet? It's a serious question since manlets favour overhands, or so I'm told
>>77748421
>the most popular reality tv show in history
>only for gays and chicks
the absolute state of masculinity
Lads I'm falling for the gooby meme.
What should I do? It's impossible that he can beat Floyd right?
>>77748559
Yes it is impossible and it would be unbelievably stupid to bet on him.
>>77748568
You're gonna feel PRETTY STUPID in about six days time.
>>77748553
I don't use 4chan at work lol
>>77748569
hahaha
>>77748577
Is this a poor quality bait?
>>77748577
not you. i see a dollar sign there and you're australian.
>>77748577
My god your a fucking retard.
Why does Goober always talk shit about his opponents height by calling them midgets and small? Does he not realize he is a manlet?
Ask the only relevant fighter here anything.
>>77748559
nah I think gooby is the clear favourite. younger, more athletic, bigger, better movement (can switch stances), punches harder, the list goes on
floyd can jab and evade, but conor will catch him eventually. It will not look much different from the Alvarez fight, you'll all be surprised. screencap please
>>77748594
>and you're australian.
???
AUD uses the dollar sign.
I know you are deleting your posts on purpose. I see what you're trying to do here.
>>77748616
What's your favorite part about living in Coral Springs?
on the skype with Vegas, yesterday a big bet came in for connor, 5 millions for him via decision
it was made by- mloyd fayweather?!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BYEpnztldLL/
Matt's already back in camp for the rematch with the train, bless his heart.
>>77748630
Damn looks like he lost about 50 pounds.
>>77748640
probs had to come off the roids
>>77748644
It was all a ruse, he's just going to call out BJ for the fourmatch at 145.
>>77746294
I'm gonna be jet skiing Payette Lake
I really really like Thompson vs Masvidal
>>77748559
It's 0-0 vs 49-0. I was falling for the meme but then I realised nah, it's literally just memes. Floyd is making it seem like he has a chance and Goobs is self promoting well as he usually does.
>The Glasshouse Hotel at Maroubra Junction is one of about 50 percent of pubs refusing to buy the event for security reasons.
>“It’s primarily the very high risk of anti-social and unacceptable behaviour from the McGregor supporters,” said publican Bob Tate, a former Waverley police detective.
Why are Irish-Australians such violent degenerates?
>>77748680
Masvidal will KO him
>>77748626
The racial diversity and the weather.
>>77748606
Notice how tall men like schaub have no need to degrade people in such a manner.
>>77748696
Favorite place to eat ?
>>77748680
Thompson will fuck that wannabe gangsta up
>>77748688
Yeah he's gonna ko the dude that Tyron couldn't
>>77748680
I don't, I don't see Masvidal getting past him and I don't see how George gets a title shot off going 0-2. Even if he wins Woodley will be an asshole and demand the fight two months afterwards again.
>>77748688
I don't know about that man. I'm guessing really even decision.
>>77748698
after bjj practice i usually go to bonefish grill
>>77748718
hahahaha you're funny man
>>77748606
yes he also walks like he has a coathanger in his shirt. it's a serious medical condition don't make fun of him.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleon_complex
Why did Wonderboy stop fighting? He had two close contests with Tyrone and then just disappeared.
>>77748754
It takes a lot of therapy to get over a robbery like that. Some people never recover.
who has the best ground and pound in the ufc?
>>77748764
Tyrone heemed him in R5.
>>77748765
le russian tiramisu meme
>>77748765
My favorite female fighter
>>77748786
Uma delicia
>>77748786
that's a sizable nose
she looks like Seabiscuit
>>77748606
It's part of his psychological warfare. He wants to make his opponents angrier and more aggressive by calling out their height. I'd assume that's also why he picks on smaller opponents, so he can trash talk them more easily since height is so easy to make fun of.
>>77748812
i bet conor is taller than you
>>77748823
>Taking a powerful shot from Roy Nelson makes you a chinlet.
Get real
>>77748749
>>77748823
>After only six months of training in boxing, Schaub won a Golden Gloves title.
>>77748832
LOL just imagine being this short
>>77748850
>>77748823
No professional fighter worth mentioning would leave themselves in position to take that overhand right.
/OVERKILL/
Canceroff is getting steamrolled.
>>77748882
It was Schaub's 5th pro fight.
>>77748904
How many amateur boxing matches did he have to have to become a Golden Gloves champion?
Post your favourite press conference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2pE5r7IRDo
>>77748918
What does this have to do with the Roy Nelson fight?
Victor Ortiz just said on Undisputed that Floyd will finish Conor.
>>77746159
>unironically believing you can train your chin
>not realizing that MMA fighters use smaller gloves
>not realizing that if an MMA fighter was sparring against a boxer, in boxing rules, the specialist boxer would likely be able to land much cleaner shots than the generalist MMA fighter thus making the MMA fighter look like he can't take a punch
>deleting your chin through hard sparring
>>77748882
>>77748904
really makes you think
>>77748903
can't wait to see that obnoxious sperg get sheem'd
>>77748937
The Schaub fight was in Brazil and before USADA. Do the math.
>>77748945
Even Schaub on roids couldnt win KEK
>>77748962
Schaub was never on roids.
>>77748962
>>77748967
>For sure this TRT will be a game changer my guy
>>77748967
>was in the NFL
>trained with Shane "Bucket of HGH" Carwin
>wasn't on roids
I kek'd heartily, thanks for the workout.
>>77748979
Thanks for the non-argument.
>>77748979
i'd feel safer taking HGH than whatever bullshit they put into onnit products that schaub shills
>>77748982
Not an argument. Shlub was never natty, despite how you cry yourself to sleep.
>>77748999
i met coralsprings in real life at a "heem florida meetup" he doesn't actually care about schaub it's just a never ending prank
>>77749014
This never happened, your obsession with me is creepy. Now you're making up that we've met before lol
Borg wins by submission +1550
literally free money there
>>77749025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgKAFK5djSk
So, what are we goig to do with /box/ if we win?
Should Overeem fight Ngannou? It's the quickest way to titleshot
>>77749071
They get sent to /asp/
>>77749071
Move them to /asp/
>>77749043
ruined a handsome white face with the ugliest cauliflower ears i have ever seen
Guys I just read this, I think it's really important that everyone sees this.
>>77749094
>>77749094
https://newspunch.com/promoter-dead-mayweather-mcgregor/
>>77749094
Are you having a stroke you fucking leaf
>>77749088
still better looking than anyone british
>>77749094
smoke some more dope
>>77749094
>>77749102
Fake as shit.
>>77749131
Why? Just because it isn't CNN? Open your eyes.
>>77749106
not hard to do... but nice insult i'm not british. i'm actually american living here.
Travis Browne Vs. Idi Amin confirmed for UFC 215
>>77749102
He's still alive
>>77749146
Who?
>>77749146
idi amin would have beaten schaub in a boxing match unironically, probably mma with 6 months training
>>77749138
>i'm actually american living here.
that's even worse
shit of all the places you could go...
>>77749160
>Hunto will never get the belt
feels bad
>>77749146
shiiieeeeeeeeeet
Logan dun got one of those comfy Conor coats
Who /Logang/ here?
>>77749192
I wonder if Felder will replace Stann at some events now.
>>77749186
Atleast use a decent version of the gif
>>77749192
Felder is like a discount Cowboy, I like em
[spoiler][/spoiler]
>>77749228
Spoiler tags don't work on /sp/, IDK why.
>>77749212
Has Pyle retired yet?
I don't have as many webms as I thought I had
>>77749246
>Karolina is good at MMA
Monthly reminder that this is a thing that people think for some reason.
>>77749304
>>77749312
literally no one cares dude
>>77749361
>>77749312
>>77749304
Looks like a dude.
fucking sick of this thread just the same fucktards posting the same images every time yes we know you like ladd get the fuck outta here kid spammer
>>77749269
I always thought the dude in the back was texting but he's shaking like mad, real fight fan. I was shaking that much when Aldo fought
>>77749402
Agreed this Ladd spam has to go. I'll do my part.
>>77749269
I like to think that Claudia went in for a cheeky tonguepunch.
Mayweather says McGregor is "extremely heavy" only five days out from the fight.
Guess how heavy he thinks Goob is?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQmLn8s32Mg
>>77749427
why did i read the comments uhhh everytime mma fans are fucking awful
YEEEEEEAHHHHHHHH!! After Mayweather absolutely dominates McGregor this Saturday, i've come up with a list of excuses the MMA/Conor fanboys will use (feel free to add to the list in the replies):
1)Floyd ran
2)Conor is not a boxer
3)Floyd paid the judges (if it goes the distance)
4)"Conor landed that one shot in the 3rd round...if that was with 4oz gloves Conor would've Ko'd him"
5)"Floyd should fight Conor in the UFC" (credit @dukduk)
6)"if this was a real fight Conor would've killed him" (credit @delfranco)
YEEEAHHHHHHHHHH!!
LET'S GO CHAMP
>>77749464
poor bait
>>77749464
Let's be honest, Conor won this """"""""fight""""""" the second he got Floyd to agree to it. Everything else is just memes.
>>77749472
He's like a boxing version of rampage jackson
>>77749281
check the record bub i said claudia was LITERALLY the freest money of any fight to bet on in 2017
just like i said ray borg would fight for a title...years ago
just like i said hunt was a fat obnoxious retard and anyone who referred to him as hunto is an idiot ...years ago
>>77749494
CONNORS TRAINING LIKE HIS LIFE DEPENDS ON IT WHILE FLOYDS HITTING 41 EATING BURGER KING AND DRINKING SODA LMAO FLOYD IS BADASS
>>77749464
What if Connor knocks him out what excuse will Floyd fans come up with
>>77749501
You and these195 retards that liked your imbecil comment
are fucking gullible if you guys really think Floyd ain't training at all..
he shows you mothafuckaz what he wants you to see you fucking mongoloids too sell a fight..
>>77749495
>more money for this 'fight' than every 40+ year old ufc fighters career endings combined
yep he won
>>77749427
Have you seen pictures of Conor? He looks the same as always
>Mayweather doesn't drink alcohol
Based. I have a whole new respect for him now.
>>77749500
>just like i said ray borg would fight for a title...years ago
It's flyweight, literally everyone will get a title shot eventually.
>>77749511
What if your mother orbits my dick
. weed, alcohol, burger king, porn, any other trigger you can pull to release dopamine in your brain is just a (((vice))) given to the socioeconomic low to keep them content with a shitty life of producing wealth for others. No sane man wagecucks (idk if you're a '6 figure salarycuck, you are still a slave to the company for marginally more money its the same thing) unless he can leave work, get a fat burger, smoke a j, drink a beer, and watch some TV, either end the night with a blowjie joey or jerk off to some porn. These sources of instant gratification will never bring you true happiness. They are empty, souless, degerate activities.
Honestly you can throw sports in there too but its not as direct a dopeamine trigger. You are still living vicariously through "your team" that has virtuallly nothing to do with you other than you paying 1 one millionth of it a year for some ttype of good feeling if/when they win.
>>77745511
>ends up on bottom
>almost gets heemed
>loses his mouthpiece
Low IQ piece of shit fighter
>>77749427
I'm sure Floyd got sources inside McQuacker's camp or near! Remember when told a fighter he was fighting what he had for breakfast and the fighter was like wow how the fuck you know that ? LOL i can't remember his name
>>77749522
Boring life, boring personality, boring fighter.
>>77749534
What if I just watch combat sports because I want to see a particular fighter lose?
>>77749534
imagine a society where all the (((vices))) are still not enough and ever increasing proportions of the population are getting mental illness and an heroing. In response, you are perscribed meds to force the feeling of happyiness in your brain, and then other stimulant meds to force you to work harder and produce more wealth.
Sound like science fiction? No, this is the world you live in.
>>77749534
What should I do instead?
>>77749555
>how else do you think he does it?
He's black.
Joona
>>77749580
>>77749586
Why would someone wear a dress like that to get a tattoo unless they wanted the tattoo artist to see everything?
>>77749580
schlob can't satisfy her anymore
>>77749601
It could've been spontaneous one night when she was with her friends. I don't know her reasoning but neither do you.
I hope UFC replaces Stann with Bas
>>77749612
>It could've been spontaneous one night when she was with her friends.
You say this like it means she isn't incredibly stupid.
But we already knew that, since she's raising Schaub's GF's son.
>>77749630
Bas works for NBC and Pro Fight League
>>77749639
Stop inserting your cuck fetish onto Schaub's life.
>>77749650
He inserted it there way before I did
>>77745823
Watching this webm over and over again makes me realize that 90% of LHW's wouldn't have finished the fight from that scenario. Probs only Jon and Volkan.
You need to have a different type of killer instinct to TKO DC like that.
>>77745841
>calender posts deleted
why
>>77749464
It's gonna be glorious Canadabro. Personally, I've already got my memes prepared :^)
>>77749683
The calendar posts got deleted when the Aspen Ladd posts got deleted. They all got deleted when the picture with her daughter was posted.
Weird, ain't it?
>>77749683
>>77749709
When someone gets banned all of their posts get deleted. It was probably the picture of Aspen Ladd's little sister or daughter in a bikini. Really creepy.
Someone's making a killing.
>>77749709
Unfortunately /heem/ is no place for children.
About to get pissed.
I'll be shit posting in a couple of hours.
tune in!
>>77749732
Are you retarded
>>77748577
trust fund babbies everyone
>>77749719
Lol theres a post in the archives of "someone" calling Coral a zilch and how he wants to bully him
This turbosperg is literally half the posts here
>>77749753
turby is unironically like half of the posts in almost every thread
he makes the calendars and he spams the wmma too
Should chinlets be killed?
>>77749753
Here's the archive of all the posts he's made with his tripcode. Sometimes he makes a mistake and posts something other than the picks.
Very revealing stuff here.
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/tripcode/!BnOY251Yvk/
So I just came home and there is a couple of monkeys next to my house
doubles decides if I eat soup for dinner
>>77749782
How much do you get paid to police /heem/?
>>77749792
Jesus how poor are you
>>77749796
As much as your boyfriend gets paid to make calendars.
>>77749800
But they look delicious
What would joe rogan do?
>>77749792
>>77749807
Shoot them with an arrow and cook them with eggs.
>>77749807
No i meant the house in the background look run down as fuck. You must be poor man
>>77749807
Do not hurt the monkeys.
>>77749792
I dont see anything
You mustve pointed the camera the wrong way
>>77749807
>live in the US
>come home to no monkeys
Feelsgood being superior
>>77749845
seconding this
>>77749782
>https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/77195076/#77195240
WEW
>>77749854
Look harder, Lenny.
>>77749782
>Very revealing stuff here
There is nothing there you mong.
NEW EMBEDDED MY NIGGAS
https://youtu.be/lUxhqsrZoBA
>>77749823
Not really poor desu, that house is being built
I think they just had sex near me, I will leave them alone I guess
>>77749877
>tyron vs wonderboy.gif
>turby BTFO
Didn't finish dumping last night, so will continue.
Spicy Dump
1/?
>>77749888
I thought the whole monkeys in brazil think was a joke. You guys actually monkeys living amongst you?
>>77749926
Man Sexyama had such a shit UFC run
>>77749926
2/?
>>77749807
do Brazilians actually eat monkey?
>>77749926
No post the Diaz ones
you got to 22/40
condit slap
>>77749936
3/?
>there are people who think that Brazil is a poor country
Have you been to Slumgaria my mans?
>>77749947
Okay
23/40
Hey pussy, are you still here?
>tfw I share /heem/ with poor people
>>77749965
24/40
>>77749979
25/40
>>77749987
26/40
>>77749997
27/40
>>77749885
>Conor is sparring with Artem to prepare for Floyd
hope you enjoyed being BTFO bud
>>77750004
28/40
>>77750015
Don't worry you'll get the next OP, bud
>>77749932
lel, I live in the middle of são paulo city actually but there is a big park near me.
Everywhere around here used to be dense tropical jungle so depending on where you are you can find these little dudes.
>>77749937
I guess not, not here in the south anyway
>>77750019
29/40
>>77750022
What's it like living in the jungle?
I got drunk mad last night and punched a wall couple of times. Not sure if it's broken now. everything moves though. wat do
>>77750034
30/40
>>77750042
Is it swelled up
>>77750042
if the wall is movin around bud it sounds like you did indeed break it
>>77749885
the state of dee
>>77750034
>Diaz refuses to lead because he doesn't want to get BTFO
>gets angry at Silva for not leading
>>77750061
No fucking way...that can't be her
Reem bless lads
>>77750049
31/40
>>77750068
it is dude for real can you believe it
>>77750078
32/40
>>77750068
she had a baby, what do you expect?
>>77750068
all women look like that without their warpaint
>>77750068
Never get married, lad.
>>77750094
33/40
>>77750050
Little bit of swelling between two knuckles and around it. Not too much I think.
>>77750055
The wall TKO by doctor stoppage
>>77750094
It's a pity that Nate didn't just pound his head into the mat.
>>77750108
>>77750115
Crack your knuckles, if you can do that without too much pain you should be fine
>>77750108
I still don't get the meme of him being a good boxer. Was that supposed to be good boxing
>>77750123
35/40
so bellator picks or not? its just 4 fights
>>77750133
He's a reachbabby without even a decent jab. He only ever uses it in combo with his cross.
Did Woodley ever come out and talk about what it's like to work with a racist?
Because he seems to be pretty silent on this whole boy thing.
>>77750153
stop ban evading
>>77750153
>this is the card that lellator puts on before the biggest card of the year
Why even bother?
>>77750146
Others are either too big a file size or too long to upload. Will fix those when I'm bored
>>77750177
>>77750168
we're all gonna watch any way so why not have picks?
>>77750128
Can do. thanks lad.
>>77750169
Okay thank you special hugs to you
>>77750184
I wonder how Gil will do at 145
>>77750153
I mean if we're doing Dana's Tuesday Night Contender picks nothing's too low for us, might as well do bellator
>>77750184
This maximum file size thing is bullshit. I swear all of these worked a couple of years ago.
>>77750184
>>77750177
why does Sanchez punch like that
>>77750195
No worries bro
>>77750203
I think he's kind of done regardless of what weight he's at.
>>77750076
What if he falls?
>>77750185
I meant from Bellator. Why are they putting this shit on?
>>77750245
>I think he's kind of done regardless of what weight he's at.
How about Gil vs Bj
Good fight
Spinny shit
1/15
>>77750263
Terrion has some slick boxing, good fight
>>77750265
2/15
>>77750276
3/15
>>77750254
they've had 5 events in the last 4 months. they couldnt cancel an event for maymac
>>77750287
4/15
>>77750263
I hope O' Malley gets heemed. I liked him at first but he's a fuckin geek
>>77750301
5/15
>>77750309
aka he's cool but you are jealous now
>>77750315
6/15
new
>>77750327
new
>>77750327
new
>>77750327
new
>>77750327
>>77750251
He heems Gravity
>>77750317
BLAZE IT FAGGOT
>>77749427
lmao floyd is shook saying mcgregors too big
>>77750061
fulfilling the potato prophecy