prev: doesn't matter
Conor
>tfw if goob loses /heem/ has to move to /asp/
>>77741597
when Conor wins what happens to /box/ ?
Who is your favorite female ufc fighter of any era?
>>77741624
aspen ladd
>>77741620
Hopefully it makes other UFC fighters take boxing matches and revives the sport
is Woodley really the GOAT WW?
>>77741591
>>77741608
>>77741625
>>77741637
>>77741646
>>77741662
Diaz Mega Dump Cont.
7/40
>>77741693
8/40
>>77741603
I think if you spend a lot of time on the internet or 4chan in particular, then your view of the american political discourse may be a little bit skewed. I wouldn't say there is a general opinion in everyday life of republicans being cucks or anything
I feel like Nick should be my boy because we're both anti and have the same favourite band but he just seems so overrated
Not to mention childish and I think he's retired
>>77741707
9/40
>>77741747
10/40
I want to go to bed but I want these webms
>>77741760
11/40
>>77741778
12/40
>>77741778
aww that's sad
>>77741789
13/40
>>77741037
Maybe it's a favor for a friend. He also looks to be having fun with it, so good for him.
>>77741809
14/40
>>77741838
15/40
>>77741570
is schaub fucking autistic? i am not joking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMoydIuJZiQ
>>77741812
or its just easy money
he's fairly underpaid by the ufc so more power to him
>>77741838
>Diaz lost a round to an overrated featherweight
>>77741853
16/40
*GADOOOSH*
>/40
time to get comfy
>>77741633
Based Ladd is 22 years old and her boyfriend has a 7 year old daughter
>>77741872
17/40
>>77741883
>>77741907
>>77741883
you guys need to be more original
>>77741894
18/40
>>77741913
19/40
>>77741883
Grow up. That is someone's child.
nick deeath ith my fayvwit fytuh
>>77741922
20/40
>>77741922
horrible stoppage, this is Nicks best win and I bet if it had continued he'd of managed to lose a decison
>>77741949
21/40
>>77741960
>horrible stoppage
literally SEETHING
>>77741570
You absolute fucking shitter.
>>77741966
22/40
1am for me, time to sleep but will finish where I left off at some point tomorrow.
>>77741981
You don't matter.
>>77741890
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Personal life
On February 21, 2016 Schaub and partner Joanna Zanella, welcomed their first child Tiger Pax Schaub.[citation needed]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brendan_Schaub
Can someone with proper credentials get the citation needed part fixed.
>>77741960
Mazzagatti is awful but I don't blame him on this one, Lawler went stiff as a fucking board. I think he woulda been toast anyway
>>77741999
Not his child
>>77741999
I don't see anything that needs to be fixed
>>77741923
>That is someone's child.
you are someone's child
Schaub's ""wife"" got fully nude for a back tattoo
Why?
>>77742020
How is this nude?
>>77742017
have an ounce of decency
Embedded is up, Mayweather eating Burger King
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWe1MMO5CWk
>>77741984
goddam you pussy, just like Diaz cant finish shit
>>77742001
Had he not been heavy forward he would have fallen on his arse instead and the fight would of continued. He got rocked but fell forward so it looks worse than it is
>>77742020
>Why?
better penetration obviously
>>77741624
Alexa Grasso.
>>77742042
Brb watching RAW
>>77742092
>>77742092
stream?
>>77742052
For sure?
Coral, when you file your taxes is your 4chan pass a write-off because it's a work related expense?
>>77742102
I'm watching on TV. I'd invite my heem Bros if I could. A simple Google should do though
>>77742127
Funny.
Last night I had a dream Goldie was back in the UFC and today stann retires?? Holy shit I might be psychic
>>77742131
Do you live in Florida? I'll drive over.
I think they threw shade at Jon Jones. Paul Heyman for some reason just said "nobody in WWE and UFC can beat Brock Lesnar"
>>77742150
who the fuck cares faggot, go away
>>77742127
You literally never leave this place lol
>>77742146
Houston, Texas :/
>>77742150
Are there really people that are going to be on here instead of watching the fight with friends and family?
I don't know how to feel about this.
>>77742150
>destroyed by midget cain
>>77742174
>friends
>>77742174
I'm trying to find a place in Houston to watch the fight. My friends are being cheap assholes not willing to split the Pay-Per-View and watch comfortably at home
>>77742150
>nobody in the UFC can beat Bork
*blocks your path*
>>77742174
>are there really people
>>77742161
Not the guy you replied to, but
>beating diverticulitis lesnar
>bragging about it
We both know he didn't face Full Bork that night
https://www.instagram.com/p/BYD8rLglaaL/
Poland is it socially acceptable for Polish people to have their face put onto German cars?
>>77742236
Not to mention Reem was roided to the gills himself
>>77742236
What's his excuse for getting mauled by Cain?
what size shoe is this?
>>77741592
>""I take a look at each fighter’s record," Bennett said. "I have a standard operating procedure that I use and when it comes to finances, I don’t even want to hear about it. "
"I have a format that I go by that I had to deviate a little from."
>He’s a young, aggressive warrior who believes he’s gonna win. And that attitude unto itself makes it very dangerous."
>""I do think if this fight came to any other commission, they would more than likely — if they did their homework — they would approve it," Bennett said. "Based on facts, not on dollars."
>TL;DR- He had to deviate from his standard operating procedure because Conor believes in himself, which is a fact. And thus, he based his decision on facts. Also, he had to sanction the fight, because this is historic. It’s historic… because he sanctioned it. QED.
The actual state of goobert.
>>77742265
sea level
>>77742284
>>77742313
Valentina's feet look so smelly
>Joanne Calderwood will win
>>77742150
They actually let him say UFC?
Lesnar/Jones is happening, probably not until June or July of next year, but it is happening.
post stuck in the mud ufc careers
>>77742368
they already fought buddo
>>77742382
such a meme fight jon is giong to elbow him until the ref stops it
>>77741575
Does Johny have any kind of realistic chance of winning?
>>77742127
lol
>>77742133
>>77742157
try again
>>77742406
johny at 185 has stamina for DAYS, if he wins it'll be by tko in the 3rd mark my words
>>77742406
No, I think Johny is being punished and will get cut after he loses
>>77742407
Feels good knowing Schaub is way more successful than a former UFC champion.
>>77741762
That is some funny shit
>>77742431
>coral hating on johny
real classy
>>77742450
Where did I say anything about Johny Hendricks?
>>77742288
The NSAC really got exposed with this fight. There is no chance this fight would've been approved by a respected commission without so much cash on the line. In some of the women's divisions that are empty of ranked fighters, promoters will pull opponents from MMA just to make sure they have somebody in there with combat sports experience.
They're also one of several athletic commissions that got kicked off the state budget, so they're entirely dependent on events like this for funding. A gimmick like changing the glove size against their own rules to sell more tickets never would've happened with a budget in place.
here u go boys
>>77742455
Grow up you hypocrite.
>>77742492
good
*blocks your path*
>>77742505
thanks bud, it was hard to make but I knew it was worth it
>>77742466
>needing to put mma hour/dud radio/mma beat every fucking time
>>77742477
Completely looks like dog shit. Listing birthdays is beyond stupid. You should die in a fire.
>>77742492
thank you this is actually better
>>77742288
I don't understand, could you repeat?
>>77742510
>permitting your daughter to wear those shorts
>>77742550
he can't control her, she's a free woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUC3zHVrGr8
The songs too good, im on the money team now
>>77741620
/box/ moves to /asp/ ofc
>>77742492
best calender, thanks calendernigger 2.0
>>77742589
His new club is getting trashed on Yelp lol
>>77742527
you're welcome
Good night men I am tired now, I will see you maybe next week or the week after. I am dissapointed nobody is talking about the lion king he is the best fighter in the world right now and will BTFO everybody he faces.
>>77742607
no problem dude glad I could help
Preview if a not quite finished September if you're in need of a heeminder
>>77742640
whyyyyyy
stop making these
>>77742589
Sounds like every rap song I've heard in the past 5 years
Completely unremarkable
>>77742610
all the complaints are about things being too expensive/ women not paying attention to the poor losers, sounds like people not on the Money Team complaining about being poor
>Coral cleaning toilets at city hall as a volunteer
>>77742640
why do fighter's birthdays get more space than the actual fight cards?
>>77742672
I don't clean toilets and I don't volunteer. You made that image volunatrily.
What would the consequences be for a UFC fighter to not walk out and fight in Reebok gear?
>>77741883
>>77741907
Boring. I never got why fags in a general feel the need to repost ad-infinitum. I guess you're so attention starved that you both just want to be known as "that guy that reposts that one thing."
>>77742704
>into the trash
>>77742714
A spanking from Uncle Dana
>>77742640
>https://twitter.com/brendanschaub/status/585127229115334656
>>77742756
fun fact, this is a picture of a young calendernigger
>>77742779
>>77742640
you are the worst poster here, at least with everyone else there is the possibility that they are fucking around, you're dead serious about making this pile of shit in jpg form
>>77742714
Probably a giant lawsuit. The UFC is contractually obligated to make everybody wear their Good Boy Pants so I'm sure it'll never come to that
who's the janetty /heem/?
>>77742812
I dont get the point of it why not just post this shit on reddit or whatever the fuck, at least it would get appreciated everyone shits on the guy here
>>77742382
>They actually let him say UFC?
Just confirmed this with 2 sources he literally said UFC on Monday Night Raw.
>>77742779
Schaub must have had the worst chin in LHW history.
>>77742870
contributing to what? /heem/ is 95% shitposters
>>77742834
the mental defective is making birthday calendars there is no method to his madness
>>77742042
based floyd, we outchea /TMT/
>>77742828
dude this is america no one even knows what a janetty is
>>77742902
this is clear i feel the madness will overcome poor calendernigger
>>77742812
lol
>>77742828
Nicketty
>no dimes
>buried by Silva and GSP
>suspended
>never shows up
>>77742913
whats your background?
>>77742891
this is technically true because he publicly declared he was dropping to LHW and instead he got fatter and did gay shit with Callen
post your ufc walk out song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGTNMtyd3yg
>>77742986
im a veteran
>>77742997
for me it's this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI6HRehd-8M
>>77743021
>pls come to my wwe event margot strep
>>77742997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUC3zHVrGr8
>>77743021
good shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4_GCI-XOQQ
What round will joanna FINISH rose? keep in mind rose can't take her down.
>>77743047
wgaf
>>77742997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znvAJ5d_7ZM
>>77742997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8_t5i04BNY
>>77743047
>>77743047
Rose can take her down. If she can keep her down is the real question.
Probably not.
>>77742997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8e6qnKFeWU
>>77743047
Rose doesn't get ht a lot, I could see her going the distance. Won't be competitive, though
>>77742997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOujzvtwZ6M
>>77743083
joanna is an ATT Coral Springs product, she cannot be taken down by rose, literally Woodley tier at this point.
>>77742464
Pretty much.
Just look at the roy jones anderson fight they absolutely refused to do.
>>77742505
Stipe looks like Bisping here.
Daniel Cormier • Ready For Succ 2018 - Respect - Skills and Finishes | HD
>>77742997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JPUiBHKi0E
>>77743146
This is a very nice blend of trolling strategies
Have a (You)
>>77743146
She got taken down by Andrade who sucks at wrestling, multiple times
Grow up
>>77743185
Shut up before I shut you down.
>>77743185
jessica took down 150 pound women bud
>>77743210
Apologize accepted at least we both understand Rose will take her down easily.
>>77743227
apology acceptance pending here. all she has is her meme hip toss and that won't work.
>>77743172
WE EATING BURGER KING OUT HERE NOW
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>77743244
>eating fast food
he just lost a fan
jesus christ mcgregors yesmen are so fucking cringy
>>77743224
and she still sucks at wrestling
mods are asleep post JJ
>>77743276
Exactly, he's scared of losing the FW title and not being considered a champion in the eyes of casual fans. This is why he's only taken meme fights and refused to face contenders. The average faggot would say that he's taking harder fights by fighting up weight classes, and it might be true, but this way he's got an excuse whenever he loses. Have you heard him talking like Nate is a 6'4 middleweight who decided to cut down to WW and Conor vanquished the beast in a clear cut fight?
>>77743283
jerked off to her many times
>>77743267
>Doesn't know TMT eats burgers before every fight.
You were never a fan you bandwagon bitch.
>>77743267
>not liking the king
>>77743313
not only that but he's sponsored by burger king, prob got like 20k for this, he eats mcdonalds in every other embedded
>>77743283
no wonder she is whoring herself out for that fake juice drink, look at how poor that "house" is
>>77743283
Is that a mansion in poland or the cheapest house near miami? what a disgusting piece of shit looks like a fucking trailer
>>77743305
it was a clear cut fight
it was a close fight but there was a clear winner
>>77743158
I can't find a source but I vaguely remember them releasing a nasty statement about how it wouldn't be competitive enough. If it happened tomorrow they'd rubber stamp it without a second thought
>>77743319
>drinking alcohol or eating fast food
202nd for WW GOAT
>>77743432
based godley, conor and gsp have no chance
>>77743382
You're missing out on 2 of the best things in life my friend
>>77743379
Pretty much. It was scummy all around.
>>77743320
That's the life, when burger king pays you to eat their stuff.
>>77743450
>2 poisons
>best things
get your house in order
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruunJJNVJF4
>Tainted painkillers
>Tainted skin cream
>>77743467
Everything's a poison, enjoy your shitty life
Brendan is a warrior for stepping in the ring. You guys don't even know what it takes and should give him more credit.
>>77743480
shitty people say stuff like this
"there's no point trying because you'll always fail" - you, bitch
>>77743476
>DUDE IT WAS ASPIRIN LMAO
these guys have no shame
HIS
HEAD
IS
TOO
SMALL
>>77742907
>>77743484
what is he reaching for?
NEW MACBEDDED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWe1MMO5CWk[Embed][Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWe1MMO5CWk[Embed] [Embed][Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWe1MMO5CWk [Embed][Embed]
>>77743476
>boner pills from the gas station
>>77743507
his soul.
>>77743490
We all die and whatever you did in life will become irrelevant might as well eat some burgers and drink some beers to enjoy it tho
I hear that Tibau(the only man to ever beat Khabib) suspension is ending soon.
>>77743525
>enjoy
>burger king and booze
fucking shaking my head
get your shit together you weak willed manchild
>>77743535
you'll understand once you GROW UP
>>77743535
you just cant enjoy the finer things in life
>>77743146
Why do Joanna and Tyrone hang out so much? I thought he hated white people.
>>77742042
Is Floyd taking this fight seriously
>>77743545
Have some respect for your body.
>>77743530
hes not looking so hot
>>77743553
he loves the white women
>>77743560
have some respect for my body and calm yourself
you're upsetting my eyes with your nastiness
>>77743553
joanna isn't white she's jewish
>>77742077
Fucking KEK
>>77743560
My body is great and i eat all the burgers and drink all the booze i want you fat fuck
>>77743538
This "curse" just like the barber curse already got broken.
>>77743585
same, some people just don't understand
It's okay to eat whatever you want as long as you make sure to pay the piper afterwards.
>>77743585
The real question is, is it ever gonna be enough? Grow up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFdX7B2BjH0
>>77743606
No such thing as too much my friend
>>77743525
>>77743535
It's important to enjoy your life but it's important to ensure that things that you enjoy most aren't the things that are the worst for you
I always see people justifying stuff by saying "oh, everything gives you cancer, so you probably shouldn't even try to avoid it". That type of logic is dumb. Not everything is poison, and it's possibly to truly enjoy things that are actually healthy
>>77743619
Grow up.
>>77743538
He ordered fried chicken and french fries while training for Canelo (I think), so this is nothing.
>>77743283
I want to lick her legs so bad lads
>>77743621
I could eat healthy as fuck and live right yet still get hit by bus and be killed tomorrow so fuck it i'll take the burgers and booze
>>77743635
imagine if she didn't shave for a month
>>77743640
dumb person logic
>>77743625
one day we'll have a burger and a couple drinks young man
What is the best female fight of 2017?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjk-mJwAQ5o
>I want to safely live to 100
smart person logic?
>>77741797
fred savage
>>77743667
whatever one ended the fastest
Ngannou is 100% next in line for the HW belt. JDS should be happy he tested positive cause he was gonna get KO'd stiff.
what's the best fight of 2015?
>>77743677
Living 100 years while limiting yourself is worse than 50 years of living free my friend
>>77743684
when you look at the HW rankings it's insane how much of a wasteland that division is
Tim Johnson is ranked now
>>77743696
b-but being 60 and alone is great!!
>>77743696
>living free
>burger king
lmfao
>>77743538
His subconscious is leaking
"I'm so scared of Conor Mcgregor"
He really is... Freud would agree
>>77742150
Kek Conor is doing the "LETS SEE WHO TAKES THE FOIRST BACKSTEP" thing again like he did with Mendes
I swear this shit could end with him literally getting KO'd. Kavanagh said he didn't even know much about Floyd before this kek
imagine getting alcohol poisoning just to get through a weekend of ufc fights lol
>>77743712
There is no greater freedom than getting 100 chicken nuggets for $15
>imagine being 14
>imagine being scared of weed/alcohol
grow up lol
>>77743747
its truly sad, people need to open their minds
What's with anons and demonizing weed and alcohol?
>>77743763
Losers who dont leave their basements and fell for the high school propaganda
>>77743763
>>77743770
I think some people just don't realize how fragile their mental health actually is
>>77741913
>>77741922
why did diaz have power then
>>77742174
>wanting to watch with m-muh friends and family
>not watching it high and drunk as shit and passing out immediately after, waking up hours later to read all the comfy /heem/ posts
Shiggitydiggitydoo
>>77743891
It's hilarious how other fighters have completely demolished Nate, whereas Conor went life and death with him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAxEjN3DfmE
Thoughts on this interview?
>>77743950
i spy a mudshark
>>77743950
she is so much better than megan olivi
she doesn't do that phony voice inflection and exaggerated head movement/facial expressions
too bad she had a career ending pregnancy
>>77743945
it's hilarious what intellectual hoops you are willing to jump through to hate on gooby lol
>>77743962
Tell your sister to move out of the way.
>>77743950
so Ray Borg is Tigers real father?
>>77743950
>my girl is spanish
what did shb mean by this
>>77743945
>>77743985
I reckon Diaz got to Conor mentally with the "You were born rich" comment. Angriest he's ever been in those kinda interviews
is majority a meme decision?
>>77742651
shut the fuck up, you obnoxious child
>>77743945
He should have spent more time in the gym working on his leg punches
Megan and Rogan are cowards both had their funny youtube accounts removed because they couldn't handle the banter, fucking more pathetic than alcohol users and burger king consumers
COURT MCGEE VS SEAN STRICKLAND GET HYPE GET HYPE
>>77744040
grow up
>>77744065
>>77744017
samefag
>>77744040
They look like shit. Not the guy you're responding to. His calendars are worse than syphilis and he's a virgin.
>>77743985
it's hilarious how quickly you swoop in to defend someone who doesn't even know you exist lol
>>77744074
try again spaz
>>77744082
lol idiot
>Hours later and he's still here
Wow
>>77742367
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/65950032/#65952764
>>77744137
Magrega won't send you a check cause you defend him online you idiot lmao
How would he do in the UFC
>>77744187
He's to natty for the ufc. Fucking mandrama
>>77744187
he would get removed from the card JDS style
>>77744152
you're a weird dude lol
dana white is a fucking BEAST at the blackjack table my man
>>77744335
Does Ladd have a Dadd?
>>77744358
yeah, he's also her uncle
>>77744335
>>77744358
Get help
>>77744335
Mom ladd without question.
Who is the worst spammer on /heem/?
>>77744358
is that Ladds Dads Pad?
>>77744448
The scat spammer.
why does floyd pre-load so many excuses before a fight?
>>77744448
Springsperg by far
>>77744448
calendernigger
>>77744471
that's weird... i don't follow a sport to hate on people that just sounds like a sick sad mentality
>>77744465
You are far worse than me, at least I actually watch the MMA events.
>>77744492
interesting and what do you mean by this?
This kid probably won't go to bed till 4 am spamming pictures of an invicta fighter then he'll wake up at 2 pm tomorrow and repeat the cycle. That's not until he gets bored and switches to another persona. Tragedy!
>>77742997
https://youtu.be/NybVs1ignJI
>>77744543
I legit feel bad for him
>>77744543
That would be the calendar man.
>>77744543
and make like 4 shitty calendars in between then
>>77744543
Yeah remember that's the calendernig not me.
Will this cost Tony the match
>>77744683
I still don't know why you guys keep lumping Tony Ferguson into your pedo fantasies.
>>77744683
Ahhhhhhh Springsperg help!!
>>77744695
Be honest, do you find yourself to be creepy when you post pictures of Tiger?
>>77744683
kek
no moralsprings
>>77744713
Still not me.
>>77744719
said it was you
>>77744719
>this one doesn't say its me so it proves it
sad logic tbqh
>>77744719
>moralsprings
Respond to this post if you are a friend simulating autist virgin with no self-control
>>77744743
you showed him
Reminder that Joe Rogan thinks Antifa is peaceful and doesn't partake in violence.
>>77744768
>>77744719
My favorite was when Hoodiechad posted a blacked out picture here saying he met Stipe and then he ends up showing up on embedded and people find his post in the archives wearing the same hoodie.
I blame Gooby for the absolute state of these threads right now
>>77744777
reminder that rogan is directly related to mma.
>>77744781
>>77744789
lol you love me don't you
>>77744768
>>77744781
stop dancing around the question, why cant you walk?
>>77744789
>12 inches in shwab
damn travis
>>77744782
will hoodieGOD ever make an embedded cameo again? he lives in stipe's town so maybe he'll make another appearance
did travis fuck brandons current gf or ex after this fight
>>77744801
Neither, he got fuked by USADA.
>>77744764
No one cares dude.
>>77744795
im prob the most jacked dude here and can walk, not hard since everyone here is an obese retard.
>>77744801
well he's not black so not his current one
>>77744811
>>77744793
I unironically love seeing my insults at turby getting regurgitated some time later lol
>>77744814
i dont believe you
>>77744823
idc senpai, you wanna fight me over it irl
>>77744827
lets do it
>>77744814
>I've jacked more dudes than anyone here
no question springsperg
>>77744822
You should put it in your resume
>>77744840
im not springschad
>>77744799
I was able to enhance the image to uncover the true identity of hoodieGod
>>77744849
cringe
>>77744841
I have a drawer of like 300 resumes lol
>>77744858
is that tooger skaab?
MMA fighter vs. amateur boxer(in the blue)
>>77744872
Fight was a draw.
>>77744878
Based stats
>>77744858
wait, but that means...
Jon won the decision
OSP won the fight
>>77744878
um no sweetie
>>77744884
You guys are so dang creepy.
>>77744884
topkek
>>77744884
>>77744858
10/10
can't wait for the shitposting
How do you think Artem felt being able to shoot conor?
>>77744906
alive for the first time in years
he didn't hesitate, he went straight for the throat. artem is the real boss at the end of the day now, conor is his puppet.
>>77744878
>>77744919
This is literally the spammer, he's obsessed with feces.
>>77744917
>>77744906
>>77744925
If that makes you feel better
Travis won the decision
Travis won the fight
Schaub won the war
>>77744936
Yes, indeed he did.
Aspen Ladd is my resume, I mean reference. Call Aspen Ladd and ask for Papi, She will know who brings home the bacon in this relationship
>>77744936
some people might think that but what do you think
>>77744946
>>77741922
>Lawler with hair= White
>Bald Lawler= Nigger
How??
I actually like the whole canadian proxy thing there lol
>>77744936
and who won tony or tiger?
>>77744964
balding is weakness leaving the body
>>77744967
there needs to be a 3rd fight to decide the trilogy
>>77744984
What goes through your head when you post that image? Do you even realize how creepy that is?
>>77744984
based title
>>77744984
that kid is at least half black
>>77744936
He won the CTE war?
>>77744994
No, and he doesn't look black at all.
>>77744979
Baldness = High test
You have to eat enough soy to get the IGF-1 gains
FIVE SCOOPS COME ON
what kind of woman takes her entire shirt off to get a tattoo on her neck?
>>77745002
one-piece dress and you know that
>>77744989
don't (You) me ever again you little bitch
just rewatched the 209 embedded for khabib/tony. was probably the most hype i've been for a card all year outside of jj/DC and now it might not ever happen because the UFC is trying to force the kevin lee meme
>>77745009
>the UFC is trying to force the kevin lee meme
More like Khabib never wants to fight, can't make weight, and is made of glass. He's one of the biggest liabilities they have.
>>77745005
do you want me to tell you how I know you're gay?
>>77745016
i want to know
>>77745016
I'd like you to leave me alone.
>>77745013
>kevin lee meme
I'd take him over Conor
>>77744998
>nappy black hair
>big nigger nostrils
>dark skin
looks black to me
>>77745009
Yeah they should rebook that fight for the 4th time. Surely this time none of them will pull out!
>>77745022
>stop bullying me pls I'm a weak minded SJW
I'll see you after school, fagit.
>>77745037
Don't know where you got that from, but whatever floats your boat.
>>77745009
I was actually so hyped for 209 that I think the burnout effects me even now. I just can't get as excited for cards anymore it seems.
Don't get me wrong, I do get quite hyped, but it's like something is missing or wrong.
>>77745040
are you not a SJW?
>>77745022
I bet you say that to all the girls
>>77745045
I am not.
>>77745048
Yes I have said that a few times.
>>77745009
they should have put him against his true rival, tiger
>>77745013
>islamophobing *THIS* hard
Found the drumphet, sigh. Khabib is one of the best fighters in the UFC. Yeah, he gets hurt because he trains the hardest. Yeah, he needs time to celebrate Ramadan. You are probably a typical millennial and don't understand the first thing about spirituality.
Khabib didn't do anything wrong, he's the most ducked fighter in MMA history, and we all know Dana can be very racist and biased. Just look at his treatment of Woodley, compared to how he loved GSP even though GSP was also a 'safety first' fighter that bored casuals.
>>77745022
>Respond to literally every post during a 14 hour window
>"Leave me alone"
I know I shouldn't encourage the autism but this kills me every time
>>77745053
you literally are though
you're a bleeding heart schaub cuck, admit it
>>77745062
nah he's just a gay
>>77745061
ikr, I get a good belly laugh every time he calls foul.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbU3zdAgiX8
replace the word dream with /heem/
They’re backing me cause I’m the package man
>>77742265
I always believed Joanna was an ugly, boyish tomboy, and maybe she is, but thanks to heem threads, i can now totally fap to joanna, her flat stomach and small tits
Going to train for the first time and to be honest I'm scared shitless.
Not from getting hurt on the outside, but from brain damage. I'm a huge hypochondriac and CTE scares the shit out of me. If it was one of those things where you could say "OK, no more head punches." then I'd be good, but you take a couple pops in the head and shit just degenerates overtime. The sand goes through the hourglass.
>>77745132
>scared of CTE
you pussy, stay home
>>77744872
by the way, I was watching this fight again, you could see on slow mo that Cruz's cut did not come from a headbutt, it came from the punch at 0:10 when Cruz just gets up off the floor. The top of Cruz's head collided in the butt, almost near the crown of his head, the cut was on the brow right where the punch landed.
>>77745141
I mean, you just degenerate. You are a zombie. You don't have any soul.
What if I don't get married and have kids? Who's gonna take care of my ass?
>>77744683
>feegylicious
Kek
>>77745132
Then don't do it. Go learn Judo or Jiu-Jitsu or another grappling discipline. It's your choice to make.
>>77745152
>implying you have a soul to begin with
it's only your brain, who cares
be a man for once in your life, cte the other dude first you goof
>>77745132
Every time you get hit in the head, sand flies down the hour glass. There is no getting it back. If you get a concussion, a lot of sand goes down. And the hour glass cracks so it the sand starts pouring out faster.
Why the fuck are you doing this? Brain damage is inevitable in MMA.
>>77744798
That's not the only thing Travis went 12 inches in
>>77745160
I want to learn how to fight. To defend myself, to get tough, to be strong.
>>77745143
huh?
>>77745173
damn she really gets around
>>77745185
That's fine, just be ready to part with some brain cells because there is no way around that. Or just get a gun, since you're American.
>>77745160
>>77745185
And because I want to see if I'd enjoy it as a hobby.
>>77745158
Judo is balls up these days and Jiu Jitsu only does so much
>>77745193
I think you'd be surprised
>>77744777
Nice Kek and Thoth digits.
>>77745185
9mm costs like 250
>>77743647
will never happen, her legs are in all her pics
>>77745189
Wow this is even more brutal in slow-mo
>>77745200
someone should tweet this pic to shcaub
I'm doing it. I'm ordering the fight. Right now.
>>77745233
Already ordered it and it feels good. Gonna have a bunch of family and friends over.
>>77745189
Huh what? Clearly see in that webm that Cruz ducks his head and the top of his head near the crown slams into Cody's forehead, but Rogan was going on how this headbutt caused the cut on Cruz's eyebrow.
>>77745239
>Cruz's cut did not come from a headbutt, it came from the punch
it came from that headkick
cody winning a clear decision over the decisionator was a truly based moment
>>77745252
>Jesus Saves
>pistol in belt
what did he mean by this?
>>77743432
based woodgod buttblasting the haters
>no era knockdown
>>77745279
Real niggers will be watching Glory on friday
where you at Jorge?
Do you guys think Joanna is turned on by her brother?
>>77745279
Yes please
how many rounds did Nick win against GSP?
>>77745279
Yeah
Unironically how hyped are you for MayMac? It's very close
I was feeling it but not as much anymore. Feels like they should just get it over with because I really don't fancy Conor winning at all. 8oz, Paulie, muh angles, all of it just seems to be smoke and mirrors.
>>77745359
Been talking crap since the announcement but I feel anxious atm
>>77745200
Shes actually really hot and has a huge ass. Schaubs lowkey a lucky bastard
>>77745365
I've seen some say that. They didn't care before but the build up has successfully worked in enticing them. I'm kind of the opposite. The build up was working on me but then it just hit me that Goobs isn't going to win and it kind of makes it all feel shit now.
The outcome is practically a given
How does Bisping beat GSP?
>he beat Anderson!!1
Anderson isn't a wrestler
>he "beat" Hendo
granddad Hendo isn't GSP.
>>77745359
im so hyped im having dreams about the fight
its gonna be a great night and we are all certainly gonna get our money's worth out of it.
cant wait for it
>>77745386
Lowkey? are you dumb lol
>>77745400
>Floyd
>Playing golf and eating Burger King
>Conor
>Training and working on movement via toy guns
big guys eh
>>77745425
make no mistake Floyd thinks this is in the bag, he's out of shape and way overconfident, playing right into Conor's game, he's fucked.
you can't underestimate conor at this point, it's just unforgivable
>>77745425
floyds trying so hard to make it seems like conor has the advantage its becoming corny and might actually drive people away
he has even said he will be partying in his strip club every night till the fight lol
>schaub while he's commentating mcgoobz press conference: biggest PPV ever, it'll crush every record
>schaub after he's been ditched for dan hardy: not the biggest PPV ever
G-G-G-G-G-GADOOSH
>>77745359
I feel like they shot their wad a little too early in terms of promotion. Just a couple weeks earlier would've been maximum hype.
>>77745438
dont be stupid, the reason floyd retired undefeated and still look like a 28~ yo is because he put in the work
he isnt underestimating conor but if he puts out videos of him training 24/7 people wont think conor has a chance and wont buy the fight
there are at least some people who will see floyd enjoying life in all access while conor trains and will buy because they think conor will have a shot because he is apparently working much harder
>>77745450
>he isnt underestimating conor
bullshit, he hasn't had a full camp, hasn't gone 100% through camp, etc etc etc etc.
he knows he's gonna win, so did Mendes, Aldo, Alvarez
>>77745464
>being that gullible
good goy, clearly floyd's angle is working
>>77745462
small guy eh
>>77745446
we did
>>77745412
is a casual
Black beass gonna kill werdum
>>77745469
>believing everything is mandrama
>believing nothing is real
huehue
>>77745478
youre the peanut brain falling for the "floyd isnt training and is old, conor will surely defeat the best to ever do it xD" meme
>>77745260
Jesus saves with a gun?
>>77745478
You're literally the one falling for mandrama hype you fucktard.
>>77745482
Nailed you.
Go get a BK meal and learn a thing or two.
>>77745289
1 hunnerd percent
>>77745505
Thats the thread, okay guys?
>>77741658
Lol never, boxing sucks it's rigged
>>77743523
this is a quality post
>>77743763
They are losers who can't have fun with anything unless they are putting all their autistic might in to it.
"weed and alcohol are for popular chads and sluts who are aren't as intellectually awakened as I am so why would I stoop to their level? that stuff is so unhealthy, I'm totally not 400 pounds and living on welfare btw"
>>77745505
>12 posts early
This is why /heem/ is the worst
>>77745569
>but ufc is on the level
You guys are adorable
>476
Heem is garbage.
HEEM
E
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Serious question:
How much gay stuff do you think goes on behind the scenes?
>>77753796
More than you'd think.
>>77743523
lol
Great thread. Great job, /heem/
>>77743484
I'm a filthy casual and I always see him lose. Was he really that bad?
>heem