/mlb/ - STUPID SEXY BO JACKSON EDITION

boston paper tigers will get swept by the WINDIANS again!!!!!!!!

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God bless the Red Sox organization. I'm talking about the organization. Class. Fenway park still going baby, built in 19-fucking-12 the year the titanic sunk. What does our organization do? Knocked down the cathedral way to go, waaay to gooo! Good thinking!

Now when I go to this new plastic replica of a stadium, empty seats behind home plate and all the fucking corporate jerk offs, on the phone, not even watching the fucking game waving to the camera. Good, good decision front office you fucking morons!

We use to go to the ball park and say, "that's where Mickey Mantle homered", "That's where Roger Maris tripled", "That's where Fritz Peterson got a blowjob". But you can't do that anymore! Now you go to this fucking place "ahh that's where Teixeira pulled his left nostril!".

Good for the Red Sox, good for them! I'd like to see the Red Sox and the Cubs! There I said it, I don't give a fuck! Call me whatever the fuck you want, call me an uncle Tim I don't give a fuck because I say what most Yankee fans are thinking

first for Red Sox

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xst for the Jints tank

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Royals

sixth for MLB supports Alt-Right!

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who still /resd/ here? or is it time we all bail and start watching football like every august

>Boston fans are so insecure they are resorting to false flagging as other fans, and calling themselves a paper tiger
kek

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Brady Singer is ours

Who can stop the WINDIANS?

>>77632384
I was a Reds fan ever since I saw Scooter Gennett's home runs cycle.

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>Devers' homered on a 102.8 mph fastball. Baseball Savant has that as the highest velo pitch to yield a HR in Statcast era.

Leave it to Devers

>>77632392
The Boston Paper Tigers.

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>>77632393
Same here. I can't believe redditors will even try to dispute all the proof that Scotter Gennett hit for the Home Run Cycle

>>77632385
Indians fans were throwing a tantrum all last thread. The insecurity is disgusting.

>tfw the yankees are more like the patriots and the red sox are more like the giants

how come both cities have their meme evil empire team and loveable heroes team to root for?

>>77632404
This post was bad 3 minutes ago and it's still bad right now.

>>77632404
But the yankees have only won 1 championship in the last 17 years, while the patriots have won 5 in the same amount of time.

I don't think the two are comparable.

>tfw the yankees are more like the patriots and the red sox are more like the giants

how come both cities have their meme evil empire team and loveable heroes team to root for?

>>77632402
Indians fans have literally never posted in /mlb/, which is how the no fans meme started. I highly doubt all of them came out of the woodworks just to obsess over the Red Sox fan.

That's exactly something a cancerous Sox fan would do.

>>77632384
still /resd/ here, phamalam
dreading CTEgg season, tbqhwyf
invest so much in baseball over a long season,and get annoyed with the fact that football games only have 10 minutes of live action and way too many (((commercials)))
not to mention, the bungholes just let me down every year

Remember the last time the Mariners made the playoffs? It was all the way back in 9/11. When the towers collapsed so did their world series dreams.

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>>77632414
The Yankees have won twice in that span, anon.

MARINERS!

>>77632423
Thanks Osama

>>77632424
Not even half as many as the patriots

>>77632423
9/11 part 2 happened in Boston when the Windians swept the Paper Tigers.

A triple falseflag is when an indians fan makes a post pretending to be a red sox fan. Thus one here: .>>>>77632369


.. ..But in that false red sox post, the poster makes it seem as if a red sox fan is pretending to be a indians fan at an attempt to deflect from the humiliation being endured to somehow make this about boston.

It's fucking cerebral.

It's only a matter of time until some other random team, like the A's, become obsessed with the Red Sox randomly.

>>77632404
after 2013, i started to view the Red Sux as more of an evil empire team than the bankees.
they're both supremely evil for their sunday night games that rival DMV wait times

>>77632427
>HERE'S A WRONG STATEMENT
>Here's a correction
>YEAH WELL IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER I'M RETARDED

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>>77632426
fuck

What's with this Indians obsession with Boston?

>>77632420
i really wish i could sit and chat with dick williams 1v1 and get the honest answers from him. what's it gonna take to get this team competitive again? and how much money is castellini willing to fork out? is there a legit plan in place or is this team on cruise control?

Yank fans, we know it's you throwing the temper tantrum. You can stop LARPing, it's okay to be upset that your team sold the farm for a playoff push and then fell off a cliff.

>>77632439
Bostonians shitposting

>>77632443
They said their from Cleveland though.

>>77632441
>Post as Indian fans for the past two hours
>"HAHA I SWEAR THEY'RE ACTUALLY YANKEE FANS"
wew, the Red Sox shitposting has become more complex. How many false flags deep are we know?

https://streamable.com/gv93j

never seen anything like it before in my life

>>77632439
Kek, stay obsessed with the Windians. It's our year.

>>77632452
Yes red sox fans started shitposting because they won a game

It's not just yank fans jumping ship like they do every season

yaks fans truly are pathetic. I don't want any of you to reply to my posts anymore.

Updated list of teams that never won a world series

1. Indians
2. Mariners
3. Padres
4. Brewers
5. Nationals
6. Rangers
7. Astros
8. Rockies
9. Rays

If you're a fan of 1 of these 9 teams you have no right to brag ever.

>the Red Sox are mad because the Indians won
>t-the Indians are mad! S-swearsies

>>77632463
oh shit, now DG and/or a wannabe DG has a red sox trip after he's worn out his cubs/astros ones

Indians fans ITT acting like this false-flag shitposting is a big deal. Calm down guys.
You people sure do get excited.

>>77632471
Lmao fuck off with that bullshit. The Red Sox objectively have the best Rotation, bullpen, and closer in all of baseball. They had the best lineup last season, and it'll get back to form later this season.

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>>77632377
>tfw last high picks were Posey Bumgarner and Lincecum

we gonna make it

>>77632471
yes red sox fans are upset that the indians dropped TB back another game

that makes perfect sense in your mind

>>77632471
kek stay obsessedd

>>77632469
>never won a world series
>Indians

Here comes some chowderhead to take the bait and probably rage for another dozen posts.
Cleveland was a fucking mistake.

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>>77632388
we'll take Brice Turang then

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>>77632479
>bullpen

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what if new york never recovers from this

i mean they dont have a single team in the whole state that is a competitor this year

what if this feeling just sits with them and never goes away

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>>77632424
>le epic yankees closer meme

https://youtu.be/_9KxHOLQ40A

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>>77632479
>rotation

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>>77632479
Best I can do for closer is 7th inning on

>>77632519
>era

>>77632530
This.

>>77632509
>>77632519
>>77632527
Sort by wins dumb faggot.

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Mets desu senpai

>>77632404

>Yankees - 27 World Series Titles in ~120 years (5 in our lifespans)
>Giants - 4 Super Bowl Wins ~60 years (all in our lifespan)

>Red Sox - 8 World Series Titles in ~120 years (3 in our lifespans)
>Patriots - 5 Super Bowl Wins in ~60 years (all in our lifespans)

I'm not seeing it. In terms of history I see a vastly superior New York baseball team and a better by a minuscule New England football team. Only thing Yankees and Patriots have in common is that they are synonyms.

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>chapman blew yet another loss against the red sox

kiss it yaks haha

>>77632530
It's sorted by it, use those eyes God gave you and look at the other ones. CG, W SHO, ER, R, K and BAA. Cleveland leads in all to Boston

>>77632440
i don't exactly know how to fix an entire pitching staff
having a pitching coach as manager usually makes that happen.
not sure price is the guy, though. really liked his fire at first, but we don't seem to be getting better.
the biggest mistake i can point to was locking up bailey over cueto. even when they first made that decision, i was kinda scratching my head.
bailey had thrown two no-hitters in two seasons but was excruciatingly average the rest of the time.
cueto never threw no-hitters, but he consistently mowed down just about every lineup he faced.
we have won in some trades (leake and byrd for duvall), got rid of some deadweight (bruce). i still think they shoulda kept phillips around, if not just as a presence in the locker room, but scooter is producing more than him, so i suppose it's a trade off.
just kinda wish we would chart a course, even if that means intentional tanking, it's not "honorable" or whatever, but I find it better than just aimlessly drifting between slightly competitive and total joke

>>77632414
To be fair the Patriots constantly cheat, but the league covers their asses outside of slapping them on the wrist for the shit they get caught red handed for.

>>77632540
What about the Celtics having 17 titles to the Knicks two titles?

>w-we get to beat up on the rebuilding white sox, check out our pitcher wins!
kek can't break far from .500 tho for some reason
why is that

>>77632554
>caring about basketball

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>Chapman is worthless.
This man is like Dusty Baker, but he only breaks pitchers he knows he's going to lose to free agency. Expect him to run Arrieta into the ground during this year's playoff run.

>>77632548

sweetie, the Indians have less wins than the Red Sox

>>77632531
Bullpen wins
1. Dodgers & Angels & Astros & Blue Jays
5. Mariners & Royals
Rotation Wins
1. Dodgers
2. Nationals
3. Colorado
4. Cardinals & Indians

>>77632557
>rebuilding
They're literally throwing games and losing them on purpose.

>>77632572
>playoff run.

>>77632581
that's the point

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>77632599
are you self promoting your twitter account or something

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>>77632611
yeah like comment and subscribe

>Boston pitching has allowed 3 grand slams
>Cleveland none

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https://twitter.com/section10pod/status/896957721626501120

This is the single greatest video I've seen this year

Best players of all 30 teams in their entire history

Anaheim: Mike Trout
Arizona: Luis Gonzalez
Atlanta: Greg Maddux
Baltimore: Frank Robinson
Boston: Ted Williams
Cubs: Sammy Sosa
White Sox: Paul Konerko
Cleveland: Jim Thome
Colorado: Todd Helton
Detroit: Ty Cobb
Miami: Gincarlo Stanton
Houston: Jeff Bagwell
Kansas City: George Brett
Los Angeles: Clayton Kershaw
Miluwakee: Ryan Braun
Minnesota: Kirby Puckett
Mets:Tom Seaver
Yankees: Babe Ruth
Oakland: Dennis Eckersly
Philadelphia: who gives a shit?
Pittsburg: Roberto Clemente
St Louis: Albert Pujols
San Diego: Tony Gwynn
San Francisco: Barry Bonds
Seattle: Ken Griffey Jr.
Tampa Bay: David Price
Texas: Josh Hamilton
Toronto: Dave Winfield
Washington: Bryce Harper

I actually didn't know this one, Cleveland has the fewest blown saves of any team

indians fans are fucking annoying

>>77632634
>Houston
>not Craig Biggio

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>>77632624

>>77632634
>David Price
>Not Longoria or Wade fucking Boggs

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>>77632624

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>>77632643
is that chapman's gf???

>>77632634
>Washington: Bryce Harper
gross

GREATEST STEROID ABUSERS IN MLB HISTORY

1. Barry Bonds
2. Alex Rodriguez
3. Roger Clemons
4. Mark McGwire
5. Rafael Palmero
6. David Ortiz
7. Sammy Sosa
8. Andy Pettite
9. Jose Canseco
10. Ryan Braun

>>77632634
>Best players of all 30 teams in their entire history
>only lists 29 teams
what did he mean by this

>>77632676
>David Ortiz over Jose Cancesco

die

>>77632679
Can you really blame me for forgetting the Cincinnati Reds? Does Barry Larkin need to be mentioned?

>>77632624
>fans of a team being sad when their team loses, something that happens to at least one sports fan every single day

whats so special about it other than the fact it was recorded? you go on youtube you can see a bunch of videos of fans having meltdowns after their sports team loses

>>77632693
My team doesn't lose.

kek, /mlb/ eternally obsessed with the Windians.

>>77632701
whats your team?

>>77632720
Tebow

>>77632634
>roidyan braun over yount
I bet braun is the only brewer you even know faggot

>>77632692
>picking Larkin over Bench or Rose

3rd: Chone Figgins
CF: Willy Mays
RF: Kenny Lofton
LF: Barry Bonds
1st: Prince Fielder
C: Roy Campanella
SS: Ozzie Smith
2nd: Brandon Phillips
P: Bob Gibson
RP: Latroy Hawkins
CP: Arthur Rhodes

vs.

SS: Honus Wagner
CF: Ty Cobb
RF: Mike Trout
LF: Ted Williams
1st: Babe Ruth
3rd: Jack Schmidt
C: Mike Piazza
2nd: Craig Biggio
P: Greg Maddux
RP: Jeff Nelson
CP: Trevor Hoffman

Which team wins?


SS: Ozzie Smith
3rd:

Imagine being this shitter-shattered about the Indians.

>>77632549
i don't really want any long term contracts or a static core. ever. we don't have the revenue to sustain that model. we need to continually shed our stars getting young talent in return. the faces will change and our team will become a revolving door/feeder team but you'll get opportunities to get hot and make playoff runs occasionally.

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>>77632587
Yes, the Cubs are going to have another Playoff run this year.

>But mum tardianls September meme magic!
Cubs went highlander on the Gnats last year,, and Maddon being involved only increases the Cubs chances, unless you forget what he did for the Devil Rays in '11.

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>>77632783

>>77632808
You have to post a winning record against your division for the rest of the year or you lose it

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Welp, it's gonna be close NL Centralfriends.
Race of mediocrity. At least the Cardinals look like they may be fun if that kind of streak keeps going. That's the only kind of play that has a chance to beat the Dodgers this year.

>>77632820
We got plenty of win padding to do in the meantime.

The next 3 series are against teams that are the worst in their respective divisions and the next 24 games overall are against teams that are below .500. The Cubs greatest opponent are themselves.

The fact we had 3 shit series in a row, claw back to win the latest one and still maintain first place is a very good sign.

Here is a list of all the Mariners legends that wasted their primes on the Mariners when they could have played for a winner:

Ken Griffey Jr
Randy Johnson
Edgar Martinez
John Olerud
Mike Cameron
Dan Wilson
Ichiro
Felix Hernandez

>>77632878
>Edgar Martinez
>John Olerud
>Mike Cameron
>Dan Wilson
all shit

>>77632878
All shit.

>>77632739
It's Joe Morgan anyway, not even close

>>77632855

methinals out of nowhere wtf.

I have four days of nonstop work, come back to baseball and suddenly the Angels and Cardinals are playoff contenders.

Here is a list of things that happened since the Dodgers last won the world series:

>The fall of the Berlin Wall
>OJ Simpson murder trial
>Bill Clinton scandal
>the internet
>cellphones
>9/11
>facebook
>stock market crash
>Cubs winning the world series

The list looks small now but it will be really funny to see it add up for the next 50 years.

Man /mlb/ really sucks with all these least coast and flyover posts. So this is how it looks like when the Dodgers aren't the main center of attention on this general. Got to say I'm not impressed senpai.

>>77632676

>barry bonds

uhh....Barry never juiced

>>77632759

maddux, ruth, cobb, and williams, easily

>>77632946
sureeee. Next you're gonna say traps aren't gay.

>>77632956

traps ARE gay

>>77632940
When it is all said and done, will the Dodgers be known as the Braves of our lifetimes?

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http://www.espn.com/blog/statsinfo/post/_/id/133472/overruled-umps-throwing-curveball-at-aaron-judge-in-second-half

>ITS THE UMPS FAULT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>77632963
Yeah, except the Atlanta Braves won a world series during their reign.

>>77632971
Is Aaron Judge the biggest meme of the decade?

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>>77632940
>>the internet
oh fugg, Doyers fans literally couldn't even shitpost the last time they were good.

>>77632981
I dunno, Paul Blart poster edits were a force

>>77632624
LOL

>>77632759
does the umpire give maddux an extra foot of the strike zone on each side?

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>get swept by the worst team in the american league
>trade for their garbage closer a few days later
Will the ever astros stop being the whos eternal bitch?

>>77632634
>Arizona
>not Randy Johnson
>Phillies
>not ratting Mike Schmidt or Steve Carlton
>Texas
your list is shit, m8

>>77632423
the mariners would have made the playoffs more recently than that if the other teams had won less often.

>>77632634
>winfield over alomar and clemens
>winfield played literally one of his 22 seasons in toronto when he was already 40

>>77633004

maybe they'll stop sucking when their guys come off the DL.

right now the Astros look quite flaccid.

>>77632634
>Not putting Rose, Schmidt, or Carlton for the Phillies
>Thinks Pujols is the best Cardinals ever
>Josh Hamilton over Nolan Ryan and Pudge

Do you even baseball

>>77632634
Milwaukee - peak: Teddy Higuera, longevity: Paul Molitor or Robin Yount

Toronto: Delgado, Bautista or Halladay. Winfield doesn't even come close.

Oakland: Rickey Henderson, Reggie Jackson.

Minnesota: Walter Johnson if you include the Senators history, Rod Carew if you don't

>>77633112
>bautista

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>>77632940
>All those stale Cubs copypasta that had to be throw out when they won the worlds eires.
Forever banished to 'threads of stuff you can't post anymore'

>>77632940
The Dodgers have the best record in baseball and the Cubs are only 1 game ahead of the Cardinals.

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>mfw Clippard was a huge reason why the yankees lost so much and they're no longer 1st in the AL east
>mfw Clippard is now going to go to the world series with the Astros

/mlb/ has been really good lately, I'm into it.

does /mlb/ have an official stance on #charlottesville?
maybe with all this attention an MLB team could be possible there?

>>77633494
Yeah, it's go back to >>>/pol/

>>77633494
Punch a Nazi whenever you have the chance. And then punch them again.

>>77633494
Aaron Judge's hot hard penis

You and Judge walk into a sauna,
he disrobes, revealing benis.
Do you do the same, or are you ashamed peckershy?

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>>77633775
People are already doing God's work against /pol/tards.

https://www.mlb.com/cubs/video/bryant-scores-on-a-wild-pitch/c-1723525483

>2 outs
>Strike out
>Still score from 2nd
Cubs meming has gone to far

>>77633856
What's his team, /mlb/?

>>77633870
The White Sox.

Du.

>>77633870
100% Red Sox.

>>77633870
Probably a lifelong cubs fan

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>>77633870
Cincinnati Reds

>>77632971
>ignoring that he has more called strikes out of the zone than any player in baseball
His struggles aren't the umps fault, but it definitely doesn't help getting shit calls when you're in a slump

>>77634104
His strike zone is enormous. No one can cover that. The Judge meme is ded.

>>77634138
What am I gonna do with all my fanfics

>>77632634
>Sosa
>Not Banks

>>77634138
Robot umps can. There's literally no argument against it at this point, other than muh tradition.

>pay $200,000 United States American Dollars for the jersey of some car salesman that once played 250 big league games

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Discuss. I want to hear how the seudo intellectuals of /mlb/ try to ignore this.

>>77634213
They called him the "big unit" because his name sounds like a pecker

>>77634213
It's silly to think Kluber is better than Sale
Sale AL Cy Young hands down and he is one of the most dominant pitchers in the 21st century

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>>77634228
>Corey Kluber and Luis Severino are better than Chris Sa-

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>Judge: "Maybe I'll be fine if I pull all my balls to right field like I usual-"

>>77634242
>pull
>right field

Seems like every new tripfag is stupider than the last

turner and altuve's stats are freakishly similar

I liked Red Sox fans better when they were losing and there was only one of them rage posting instead of insecure posting.

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>>77634266
Butthurt Stankees fan.
>I-I swear the Yankees are go-
Let's discuss this now. How can the self-proclaimed best team in baseball be so terrible when you really dig into the stats?

>>77634260
Yes, Yankees players are taught to pull because of their meme right field fence. yaks fans get butthurt so easily lmao

>>77634283
With any luck the stankees will btfo your team in September and we won't have to see you post for half a year

>>77634296
Keep dreaming you butthurt yak lmao. The Red Sox have the best ace in baseball to lead the best rotation, the best closer to lead the best bullpen, the best lineup, and a perennial MVP in Betts (m-muh Trout). What do the Stankbabbies have?

>>77634293
Judge is a right handed batter so he doesn't pull to right, he PUSHES to right

The absolute state of Boston

Gee stankees fans sure are butthurt. Do facts hurt your feelings?

>mo'lester is a red sox fan now
kek

Who here /subwayseries/

>>77633112
>Bautista
>a bad player just because he's well known

>>77634234
>Corey Kluber has played as many games as Chris Sa-
>Chris Sale had World Series fati-

Who can stop the Red Sox?

>>77632383
Amen brother

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>>77632362

>Miller has shaved his beard, symbolically leaving behind the playoffs and the beginning of the season with it
Goodbye, the rest of the league

>>77635023
What's the symbolism behind Corey Kluber drinking men's piss for free?

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>tfw off week this week
How are the Red Sox supposed to stay sharp when they have no competition to play?

>>77633494
>>77633541
>>77633775
>>77633793
>>77633856
>>77633870
so many viewpoints, which one is correct?

>>77635060
None, what's the symbolism behind your fantasies about other men being as gay as you?

>>77635077
>implying they aren't getting swept in the one game series today

>>77635109
Consult the scrying device of my dick and balls!

>>77635127
Whoa calm down bozo.

Angels will win the AL west and houston will miss the playoffs. Cap this

>>77635133
Lmao, the Cleveland Paper Tigers won't do shit to us. We fucked you up last time we played you, and we're here to finish it, faggot.

God damn cleveland fans always rage so hard. On the internet too can you believe this shit? getting mad online

>P John Lannan has retired

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off day today then its off to get raped by dodgers

only hope migo doesnt get too raped so that someone would still want him like clippard somehow

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Is conforto better then judge?

>>77635173
>Cleveland Paper Tigers
Yeah and your "ace" hemorrhaged runs like nobody's business. You mean you could score runs against an inconsistent young pitcher and a guy that always seems to struggle in the second half? Mind blowing. Meanwhile you needed the ump to not let Gomes know that it was a strikeout to win

>>77635219
>Being this upset by facts.
>Boston has 67 wins in the toughest division in baseball
>Cleveland has 63 wins in the worst division in baseball
Discuss this if you're going to reply to me.

>>77635252
Wow this is true although hard to believe...

https://streamable.com/gv93j

Where are the women in the game?

>>77635598
Conducting player and manager interviews

>>77635618
>Conducting player and manager interviews

As players.

>>77635252
>toughest division in baseball

>>77635625
Women can't compete physically with men.

Reminder that Mike Trout is 1/12 (.083) with 3 walks in the postseason.

>>77635642
Greentexting me isn't evidence that'll prove me wrong. While you're at it, ponder on this one.
>Xander Bogaerts: .275
>Francisco Lindor: .268

>Mookie Betts WAR: 5.1
>Mike Tour WAR: 5.1
Yet Betts mysteriously never has in name mentioned in outfield greats this season... Hmm... Why is /mlb/ so butthurt towards the Sox? Was it something we said? Was it something we won?
lmao

>>77635863
dg pls go

>>77635897
Dispute what I said. Let's have a discussion, not just the usual /mlb/ talking points.

>>77635827
Despite having fewer team games played, Lindor has played more games than has Bogaerts. While having an avg 7 points less and on base 4 points less, Lindor is outslugging his competitor by 78 points. He has stricken out less times than Bogaerts and has lapped him twice in homers, 19 to his 6.

>>77635863
Because Betts' WAR comes largely from defense, and people don't trust defensive numbers because they're still in their infancy and people don't care about defensive numbers because they're not tangible. It's very dissonant to have the "best outfielder in the game" drop a catch that he was camped under and turn an inning-ending fly out into a run scoring triple.

>>77635919
>Stats don't count because I don't trust them
Next. I can't stand these retards.

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The few, the >proud, the 1% who actually witnessed The Tyler Clippard White Sox era in person.

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>>77635983
pure Coop magic

>>77635827
>Xander Bogarbage

>>77635919
>It's very dissonant to have the "best outfielder in the game" drop a catch that he was camped under and turn an inning-ending fly out into a run scoring triple.

when was the last time that actually happened, honest question

>>77636664
Didn't that happen to Keirmaier this year?

>>77636664
Last night, that's why I was so specific.

>>77636664
https://www.mlb.com/video/romines-rbi-triple-evens-score/c-1725632583?tid=242668956

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>>77636793
Best defensive right fielder in the game!

>>77632404
>N.Y. Lovable Heroes not the Mets
Shit opinion tbqhwyfamalam

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ANDY PETTITTE IS A STARTING PITCHER

>>77632479
>this is what Red Sox fans actually believe

>>77635214
Yes. But I'd rather have Bellinger than either.

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>>77635983
>>77636008

we got xfinity pajamas and were able to witness greatness

>>77637065
I really need to get scout seats one time before this season ends

lmao

yankees lost

>>77632634
Actual Non-Steroid List:
Angels: Mike Trout
Astros: Nolan Ryan
A's: Reggie Jackson
Jays: Roy Halladay
Braves: Hank Aaron
Brewers: Robin Yount
Cardinals: Stan the Man
Cubs: Ernie Banks
DBacks: Big Unit
Dodgers: Sandy Koufax/Maybe Kershaw
Giants: Willie Mays
Indians: Jim Thome
Mariners: Ken Griffey Jr.
Marlins: Luis Castillo
Mets: Tom Seaver
Expos: >le bad ball hitter man
Orioles: Cal Ripken Jr.
Padres: Tony Gwynn
Phillies: Mike Schmidt
Pirates: Roberto Clements
Rangers: Juan Gonzalez
Rays: Tony Parker's ex-wife
BoSox: Ted Williams
Reds: Pete Rose (soon to be Joey Votto)
Rockies: Todd Helton
Royals: George Brett
Tigers: Al Kaline
Twins: Harmon Killebrew/Walter Johnson
ChiSox: Frank Thomas
Gross: Babe Ruth

>>77637209
>not including the best pure hitter

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>>77637149
they're not the scout seats, it's just section 131. the scouts actually don't sit in the "magellan scout seats" as well. they sit in section 132. the scout seat prices are retardedly high at 200$+ when you can pay 50-80$ to sit :
>pic related

>>77637231
no no I get that. I meant to say move to the actual scout seats in the 6th inning of some holland blowout or something

>>77636969
I'm still waiting for you butthurt fags to dispute ANYthing I've said today. Let me guess, you're a Cleveland Paper Tigers fan?

>>77637239
But Ted Williams is up there

>>77635214
Conforto will have the better career. Judge is a juiced ball/strikeout babby
If Conforto starts hitting .300 BA it's ogre

>>77635252
I don't remember the Red Sox moving to the NL West

>>77637261

might not work out, some nerd or sassy black woman is usually checking tickets until at least the 8th inning

they checked me all 4 times i got up, which is pretty fucking annoying when im carrying a beer and a hotdog

You now remember the Cubes drafted Kyle Schwarber 4th overall.

>>77637303

7 latest at bats, 7 strikeouts...and the fucker has made at least 2 errors in left in the last week alone

>>77637301
that sucks them being so anal about seats for a team 20 games under 500 bottom 5 in attendance that are probably empty anyways

I still hate the upper cant go to lower level shit when 75% of the lower level is empty and the teams already down by 5 or more

>>77637231
Joe Morgan, Johnny Bench, and George Foster were all better than Pete Rose

>>77637277
>If X happens then Y
So you're saying that if Judge suddenly becomes Jose Altuve with 50HR power he'll be the greatest ever?

Mike Trout and Cole Hamels have the same bWAR

>JP Crawford since coming off the DL
50 games
218 PA
.289/.390/.578
.967 OPS
168 wRC+
Is he, dare I say it, back to being a legit prospect?

>>77637635
No

>>77637635
If he got exposed in the minors, what makes you think it won't be even worse in the majors?

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>>77637651
Still clinging to that hope he'll bust, aren't we?

>>77637683
>Get "exposed"
>Go to DL
>Recover and play better than before said "exposing"
Really makes me think that whole "exposed" thing was nothing at all

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Is Satchel Paige the best?

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>>77637842
Wew lad he was shit

>>77637842
My ni66a Satchel Paige put up a 0.00 ERA as a 58 year old. He'd be like Chris Sale on steroids if he played in his prime.

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Hi guys, who do you have making the wildcard? I have a Yankees vs Royals ALWC game and the NL will be the NL West people.

Pic unrelated, something i draw at work when I get free time

>>77637713
I'm not impressed by a .289 average in AAA

>>77637871
He was a rookie at like 80 years of age

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>>77637999
>I conveniently ignore more important statistics like wRC+, OBP, and OPS because his BA isn't Cobbian

>>77636793
>>77636740
>>77636696
>rasy

might as well have happened in the NBP

KP gold glove fucking when?

>>77638047
Fucking Serbia get your shit together

>>77638029
No one cares about a guy who got exposed in AAA
If he comes up and plays well then you can shitpost about him

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>>77638072
>Discussion is about whether or not the player is back as a top prospect
>lol minor leagues don't matter in this discussion bro

>>77638063
is there a game with less fans than rays-injuns

>>77637871
You sound like a pseud with those bullshit ass stats you're pulling out. He was like 40 years older than everyone bruh

>>77638104
I'm not saying minor leagues don't matter. I'm saying that he's not going to be taken seriously until he comes up to the majors and produces. If he hadn't gotten exposed then it would be a different story.

>>77638186
>still running on the "exposed" meme
Is this Anon broken? He can't stop repeating this one "argument" over and over?

>>77638211
Was I the one that dropped him a gorillion spots in all of the prospect rankings? That's the minor league experts saying he got exposed, not me. Why isn't he a top 10 prospect anymore? Why did the Braves, Nationals, and Mets top prospects all pass him in the rankings? Baseball America/MLB Pipeline/Keith Law said he got exposed, not me.

>minor league experts
You mean the guys that touted Brandon Finnegan and Dansby Swanson?

>>77638246
If you don't care about what the "experts" say then why were you bragging about him being a "top prospect"? They're the ones whose rankings you're relying on to call him a "top prospect."

>>77638246
That's why I make my own top 250 prospect list based on conditions I deem fair for every season (Tim Tebow is my #1 for 2017).

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You now remember Mark Appel

>>77638476
>not Sicnarf Loopstok

>>77638476
I'm sure that when Tim Tebow is called up to the majors in September of 2020, a 35 year old, sanctimonious, noodle armed, virgin rookie strike out machine will be just the missing piece that the Mets need to finally vault them in to 3rd place in the NL East.

>>77638528
he has to make it to the Show

>>77638557
ehh it was funny the first time but not really pasta material, only frustrated doyer fans are obsessed with the mest

>>77638514
How could anyone forget le 40 pitches an inning man?
Fucking Matt Klentak demanding Mark Appel instead of Derek Fisher

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>tfw no baseball

Name a worst group of people on the planet than Red Sox fans

>>77638640
It's not supposed to be funny. It's supposed to be true.

>>77638643
just use today to prepare for the rape at LA the next couple days

Migos start tomorrow will be crucial

>>77638671
[My favorite team's rival]'s fans

>>77638673
coulda just said Tebow and the mest are shit then

if you're gonna repeat it and don't care for attention then conciseness is your friend my dude

>>77638792
Mets fans are by far the most delusional about their players on /mlb/ and their obsession with Tebow is no different. I consider calling them out on their bullshit my civic duty.

>>77638696
You dont know your favorite team?
Fucking bandwagoner

>>77638824
that's what we call obsession

Gotta admit pissboi did a damn good job impersonating a bombston fag, literally no one could tell the difference

>>77638912
More like boredom coupled with mild autism, but whatever. At least I'm not posting anime.

>>77632634
Where da reds at bro

>>77638824
Are they delusional about their team and Teboq? Last I checked they were pretty depressed about getting fleeced by the Indians and weren't thinking their team was going anywhere fast.

>>77639053
They have never had a good player

>>77632634
>their entire history

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>>77638643

no white sox no cardinals, ill probably watch the gay ass cubs then turn on arizona at 10 because captain autismo is pitching

>>77632634
Josh Hamilton played like 5 years for the Rangers. I'll take Nolan Ryan who played just as man years. I'll even accept Adrien Beltre.

But the true answer for the Texas Rangers is either Ivan "Pudge" Rodriguez or Juan Gonzalez.

>>77639116
we know its you
at least youve learned and are keeping on the down low now

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Does he hit another one tonight?

>>77639188
>blach
Yes.

>>77639070
Dumbass

If the Angels make it to the playoffs, then we're getting a Freeway World Series with the Dodgers.

Best hitter of his generation (Trout) vs the best pitcher of his generation (Kershgod) in the first 5 Freeway Eries.

Name one player!

>>77639292
Shitchiro Shitsucker

>>77639292
James Shields

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>>77639292

>>77639292
Has James Shields been mentioned?

>>77639292
"Big Game" James Shields

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>>77638984
>lol ur just DG lmaoooooo
Typical /mlb/ talking points. Now dispute this.

>>77639292
your mom

You can only respond to this post with an image of a pitcher with a 2017 ERA of 3.15 or lower

>>77639292
Juego G

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>>77639529

>>77639550
That's Russell Martin.

Honestly man, I don't see anyone who can stop this Indians lineup at full force.

>>77639498
>Highest career ops+ among players 5-9 or shorter since ww2 min 800 pa
what the fuck that's really what they use to try and prove hes an mvp?

If the Yankees don't sweep the Mest, they don't deserve to be in the playoffs.

Would j/o Judge

>>77639595
His size works against him, and any game before WWII doesn't count (yaks fans need not add their input here, since most of their history is now irrelevant lmao). Betts is simply the most dominant outfielder of our generation, both with the glove and the bat. Harper and Trout are only their for their deep personalities.

>>77639678
Filtered

>>77639697
Can't handle the truth sissy?

>>77639697
Ni66a, I can't tell if you're a Cleveland Paper Tigers fan, or a yaks fan. The butthurt isn't clear enough yet

No one cares mo'lester

>>77639632
No shame in dropping a couple to the Mets, they still have some great starting pitching all things considered. Judge will continue to slump.

>Boston Paper Tigers tripfag going full reddit and meme stealing
lmaoing @ ur life post #77639729

>>77639710
>Betts better than Trout and Harper
>Truth

If you believe that, you are a moron. put your trip back on.

>the city of Bogaerts

I've decided to move out of my Baltimore apartment, looking to move to boston or new york to pursue my dream of being a sports-writer.

>the city of shortstops not named Lindor