Pettis hype
Woodley = Goat
Pettis will get absolutely manhandled
who is your most beloved woman's mma fighter?
is succ posting finished?
>>77450216
>I guess if he succ's me both times then there ain't gonna be no more succin
>>77450216
Never. We can meme our way to a third succening.
>>77450192
*manlethandled
>>77450192
Pettis has a distinct advantage on the feet, but I don't trust him to keep it there. Moreno ML is the smart pick.
>shad is fighting this weekend
kek i didnt even notice
>>77450192
>this brit that always hates on Pettis
Sad, you said Jim Miller would win as well
UFC BTFO
Mark Hunt is walking around 304.238 pounds
>>77450260
It's 138 kg pleb
Get it right
Good morning /heem/! Enjoy my old doggo
>>77450260
what a retarded fat slob
>this triggers the nig
Who /proudmanlet/ here?
Shout-out to proudmanlet user on misc for making me see the light
>>77450277
very good doggo, pls give him/her a snuggle
>tfw can't even listen to dc commentate without having flashbacks to 214
Why did it have to happen like that bros
>Conor loses to Floyd but has an injury of some kind that he can milk to justify not defending his title
>Bisping beats GSP because what the fuck else is going to happen?
>Conor and GSP fight for the interim WW title, both retire afterwards, though they keep honeydicking us for months and years afterwards
>>77450306
There's no such thing as a proud manlet
>>77450326
We are living in the worst timeline.
>>77450259
fucking bellator shills
>tfw banned for non-nude jujuposting
she's a fighter ffs allow me
>>77450337
Gooby begs to differ
>>77450347
post more fighters
>>77450360
only one that matters
>>77450360
Albuposting?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRyOpX3ckmI
>>77450353
Gooby has little man syndrome
What's next for him, lads? He can't go out like this.
>>77450381
so fuckin disgusting
>>77450381
Womens 65 pound division when?
>>77450381
thanks mr skeltal
>>77450377
So? He's living the life.
>>77450260
I wonder if the clogged arteries or the CTE will get him first.
>>77450256
>trying to personalityfag me
I have no problem with Pettis I just think Moreno is a munster and think he will run through him.
>>77450405
Yeah, the life of a rich manlet
Which is on par with being tall and good looking
>>77450371
>>77450405
What kind of life can a manlet be seriously said to live?
>>77450337
That is correct. Only manlets who haven't learned.
>>77450386
I'd like to see a third with Bones or if Rumble comes back rematch with him for title shot.
>>77450274
Is that blood under the nails because of kicks or did he paint them?
>>77450417
I would put my penis inside of this woman if you know what I mean
Who's your favorite female fighter?
>>77450434
>a third with bones
No thanks, I don't want to watch cormier die
Will he retire if he loses to le reddit meme man?
>>77450457
Damn, girls have really good submission game.
>>77450477
He's won 4 of the 8 rounds they've had. I say give him another shot.
>>77450486
Is that Nakai in the back?
>>77450496
thank god you're not a promoter eh
>>77450496
>He's won 4 of the 8 rounds they've had
No judge gave him two rounds in the first fight or the rematch.
>>77450486
>brb kms
>>77450496
please no
>>77450486 >>77450457
>implying I wouldn't easily slip my head out, mount them and ground and pound until they look like cyborg
>>77450477
>>77450512
Kek
Someone put jons head on the other guy
>>77450509
>I would slip my head out
are you a fag or something lol
>>77450414
You are a personality fag fansperg
I've been away for a long time, holy shit Jones raped Cormier hard. Shit looked like a prison scene
>>77450274
We use pounds on heem
The confrontation on the Ultimate Fighter that led to the infamous brawl between Chael Sonnen and Wanderlei Silva
https://streamable.com/wkbx3
>>77450530
>>77450540
The funny thing is I have picked on you a few times before and every single time you have accused me of being some other personality. Last time I was apparently scottish, this time I'm 'fansperg'
Pettis is going to lose m8 just deal with it
>>77450531
No, I'm just stronger than the average female
I understand if you can't comprehend this
>>77450543
It was heartbreaking my dude
>>77450543
i'm so glad that bitch-made dude cormier lost
>>77450591
>that whole sequence
God damn I hope that Gus does that running bullshit in the rematch and Jones catches his leg with a trip and just demolishes him on the ground.
>>77450607
>>77450618
lmao
>>77450561
Okay fansperg, have a good day
what an idiot
>>77450561
>funny thing is I have picked on you a few times
Cringe
>Jones goes to HW
>loses to a guy who doesn't have so much ground to cover to land shots and exposes jon's boxing
>DC beats that guy via wrassling
Does he get retribution?
>>77450439
Fighters all paint their toenails for some reason. It's a meme.
>>77450648
There is no redemption
He'll always be second best
>>77450643
He hasn't done a very good job, poor fansperg
>>77450628
Pettis sucks
>>77450648
No you moron, you don't celebrate others victories over your foes
>>77450641
>this man is allowed to procreate
>>77450660
Cmon fansperg, we all have our own boys
>>77450665
>implying
He's raising his GF's son, he hasn't procreated.
>>77450658
but can a little tinkering with style match ups and mmath cook him a nice consolation price for him and a small "what if this happened" point in the discussion
>>77450670
>fansperg fansperg fansperg fansperg fansperg
Did someone once call you fansperg or something for pettis posting? Only you say this
>>77450648
If there's a man DC can beat via wrestling so can Jones
Askren btfo Masvidal on Twitter btw
>>77450682
Who you frequenting these days since dropping your trip?
>>77450691
I'm not visiting that cesspool, post link.
>>77450680
In theory yes
But he might also just get heemed by lesnar
who joanna here
>>77450716
>blacked.jpg
It even looks like straight shota, or would if Joanna wasn't such a womanlet.
>>77450658
>>77450704
>lesnar heems jones and dc
>brute strength and size truly is the best martial art
>>77450733
>brute strength and size truly is the best martial art
That's what Cro Cop always says.
"There's no skill like pure strength".
>>77450728
>>77450751
wisdom of falcon
MMA is getting boring it's hard to watch knowing you could beat anyone.
Any of you guys ever step in the cage for any real fights? Thinking about doing some local stuff around here just to see what I got
>>77450830
At least your delusions will keep you entertained.
>>77450277
Very good doggo
Tyron "no risk no reward" Woodley
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1I9NI23p34
>>77450277
I could heem any pet here
>>77450861
savage
Lol how is Jones meant to make HW while staying in fighting shape? He'd need to put on 20-30lbs of muscle which would probs take 1.5 years at best. Plus he has those thin ass legs so he's never gonna hit hard regardless.
>>77450885
>make HW
by not cutting weight
It's confirmed, I'm the best brit on heem
>>77450691
zzzzzzz
>>77450861
Jones is a safe fighter. GSP is a safe fighter. Mighty Mouse is a safe fighter. Colby Covington is a safe fighter. They use the rules to put themselves in the best position to win the fight by trying to win every second of every round. None of those fighters are boring; they're interacting with the opponent constantly.
Woodley (and to a far lesser extent, Romero) doesn't do that. He's a safe fighter, but the way he stays safe is by limiting the exchanges in a round to as few as humanly possible. He wants as little to happen as he can get, so that his one burst a round by default wins the round.
Woodley is the most boring champion in the history of the UFC, and that's an impressive record.
>>77450889
While staying in fighting shape fuckwit, most heavyweights are at about 245lbs and they look much better than Jones does off camp.
>>77450892
sorry friend.
>>77450702
here you'lls go
>>77450911
I wouldn't mind watching this fight. Ben will win, of course, because wrestling is the strongest martial art (BJJ and Muay Thai are second/respectable, Boxing is a meme etc).
>>77450904
You're alri pettis lad, I'm the best though
>>77450939
>boxing is a meme
>four champs have a boxing base
>>77450911
ty bebe
>>77450892
>Argentinian
>best brit
Hmmm
>>77450954
no problem, thanks for letting us occupy melbourne and sydney
There's only one great Brit poster
>LeaveMightyMouseToMe.jpg
>>77450945
i'm not pettisbong
Anyone got the webm of Manuwa getting rekt by Volkan?
>>77450903
Most heavyweights are chubby 245lbs.
>>77450960
Me dices algo?
>>77450911
there was a bit more to it
https://twitter.com/CubSwanson/status/892468551897931777
>I've been trying to fight Aldo for over 8 years and all of a sudden he wants to do it now
I swear to fuck if Cub bitches out of the rematch because he's trying to get a title shot I'll break someone's kneecaps.
>>77450996
Ponzi es buena jente, no hecho nada mal!
Anchor arms jj is best jj
>>77450163
Buff dwarfs are so hilarious. He looks so adorable and nothing will change that.
>>77451014
Espero que le alimenten Lawler
>>77450979
>i'm not pettisbong
I don't care which one you are as long as you're not the kevin lee one
>>77450832
No, but I did train in boxing when I was younger and do train grappling with some local MMA fighters. It's the kind of thing you have to give 100%, because the guy you're fighting will. I'll tell you this, even regional MMA fighters have been training for years and will mess up almost anybody from the general population. If you want to try, get into martial arts and if you still want to fight in a year go ahead. If you aren't at least a blue belt level grappler, including takedowns, and don't have at least a year or two in striking style, you're going to get memed on unless you're an 11/10 athlete.
>>77450949
And how many have a wrestling base? ;)
>>77451031
Definitely not
>>77450974
Thanks lad, means a lot
>>77451030
He is a qt, glad you're a fan fansperg
30-27
>>77451031
Si, sera buen pelea con lawler pero no se le van a dar, tal vez Magny.
I wonder how long before everyone realizes Schaub is actually a pretty bad comic and the only reason he is getting shows in the first place is because Rogaine pulling strings?
>>77451037
4, assuming that we're talking about fighters who did wrestling before some kind of striking.
Also I missed Holloway in my count, because I didn't want to include kickboxing in boxing. If we do that makes five.
>>77451070
Jaagup, do you unironically think he's becoming a successful comedian? Joe Hogan can only do so much, he'll stick to podcasts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmZj9-K-J34
Luke is a one salty individual and apparently everybody is ducking him
>>77450984
And unless you're a genetic freak like ngannou, your height in cm - 100 is basically the amount of fat free mass you can naturally carry. So the only difference between Jon and most of the top 10 HW's (who are actually just fat/old LHW's if you only judge by their skeletal frames) is 10-20lbs of fat tissue which given might give some benefit in terms of strength but takes away in stamina.
>>77451070
People still haven't caught up to the fact that Rogan is actually a pretty bad comic himself
>>77451044
Good lad
>>77451030
Codyfan you make brits look bad
>>77451064
Magny está peleando con Rafael, espero que no tengamos que esperar mucho para ver a Santiago luchar de nuevo. Estoy bien con la idea de una revancha también para que la gente no puede usar el ojo poke excusa
My Spanish isn't actually very good because I never need to use it over here
>>77451088
Would Rockhold literally permaheem himself if Bisping did it again?
Can you even imagine?
>havent been on /heem/ since monday
>all this DC hate
feels bad man, I really thought we'd make him Punished Daniel not le crying man, very reddit thing to do if you ask me
Post boys of the future.
>>77451097
Still waiting for Bill burr to have that "talk" with Rogan
>>77451103
You're spanish is great! So since when is Magny fight RDA??? And Santiago doesn't have anything to prove, let Spainsperg stay upset. If UFC really wants to set up that rematch Ponzi will heem him again
>>77451118
He was punished Daniel already after his 1st loss
>>77451118
I genuinely feel bad for DC but the sadposting is hilarious
>>77451139
DC didn't suffer enough punishment, this is just what he needed for ultimate revenge
>>77451127
>>77451127
>>77451128
They're fighting on ufc 215, in my opinion it's looking to be a good card. I am interested to see how Gilbert Melendez does at featherweight
>>77451164
>Giblert Melendez
>Featherweight
Wew, hope all goes well. Who you got between RDA and Magny? I'm going with Neil
>Cat Zingano is Cyborg's first defense, probably
Set the line. Should Cyborg be a bigger favourite than -1000 again?
>>77451181
Brazilians piss me off
>>77451127
Just you wait he's coming
>>77451199
where the fuck is Meeeeegan
>>77451209
Explain this gentleman's nips to me please
>>77450297
If Robbie is interim I doubt he would care and if it's Wonderboy that triggers everyone else so...
>>77451181
I thought that most Cyborg could hope for was severely brain damaged, tattooed from head to toe favelado like man-Cyborg
Is he "Winning until he lost" the Fighter?
>>77451198
Brain says Magny
I think Neil is a difficult match up for rda but I always root for Rda.
>>77451199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9iDpbvd8Hg&feature=youtu.be
>If I'm at 100%, Cyborg can't touch me
:/
>>77451274
but he just beat legendary MW Kevin Gastumes
>>77451274
He's on his way to Justy Hendricks tier of just
>>77451274
That would be Chael
ITS THE N O T O R I O U S YOU JUST LAY DOWN SLOW RECOGNIZE A REAL DON WHEN YOU SEE ONE...
>>77451293
She looks so hot with make up on and her mouth shut
No but seriously, Conor felt tested to keep up with Pauli while they sparred. The man is friggin younger than Floyd AND retired.
Gooby is screwed
>>77451311
zizz is may faight it iz certainly
>>77451276
I don't remember much of the fight since I was super drunk but did RDA do well against Saffedine? I imagined hafiel would get an early finish, went 5 round decision amirite?
>>77451324
They're just trying to make sure that the viewing public still thinks that Mayweather can win the fight, they're worried that if too many people think Conor is a lock, that they won't bother buying the PPV.
>>77451097
i like rogan and schaub, but 100% this. joe is just a cool dude, but not funny at all.
>>77451332
Three round decision. RDA looked pretty good.
>>77451324
floyd wont be ready for them awkward angles my guy
conor will literally float in the fight
>>77451324
nice source
>>77451437
https://youtu.be/eGgEdtz0iJw
Now what bitch?
Is Artem the key to beat Mayweather?
>>77451451
wow I'm convinced
Anyone have picture of Artem facing off, with Conor in background cringing?
Are there any girls on heem
>>77451526
We're all cute girls.
>>77450216
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO WIN
>>77451209
Nips man is fighting on September 8th. He's the #1 ranked heavyweight Quebec fighter and #8 heavyweight in Canada. Maybe we'll see him fight Bhullar in the UFC.
>>77451567
She's so dirty, wouldeat
>>77451626
eat what?
>>77451526
yes, I am a girl
>>77451526
There's only one girl that matters
>>77451645
>hes never given a woman the good o'l lickeroo
>>77450968
They fight to get money and prove there the best. Staying in a dead organization and fighting cans isn't something everyone gets so lucky to do.
>>77451649
Wanna meet up?
>>77451700
do you live in wisconsin, and are you a muslim
>>77451665
Who is this semen demon?
Who is this sperm worm?
Who is this boner toner?
Who is this spunk monk?
Who is this cock dock?
Who is this erection ejection?
Who is this dick tick?
Who is this cum plum?
Who is this seed steed?
Who is this prick chick?
Who is this cock stock?
Who is this seminal sentinel?
Who is this phallus chalice?
Who is this anus ignoramus?
Who is this smegma enigma?
Who is this beef curtain hurtin?
Who is this cunt runt?
Who is this jism prison?
Who is this ballbiting ballerina?
Who is this dongle mongle?
Who is this penis machinist?
Who is this chin chin bin?
Who is this scrotum sorceress?
Who is this wiener cleaner?
Who is this pole populator?
Who is this stiffy stimulator?
Who is this pillar pimper?
Who is this column culminator?
Who is this testicle tamer?
Who is this sperm specialist?
Who is this glans gladiator?
Who is this frenulum fractionizer?
Who is this foreskin fornicator?
Who is this penile private?
Who is this smut sergeant?
Who is this cock captain?
Who is this orifice officer?
Who is this rear admiral?
Who is this cummander?
Who is this lewd lieutenant?
Who is this meat major?
Who is this cunt colonel?
Who is this wiener witch?
Who is this phallus phalanx?
Who is this cock commandant?
Who is this dong deity?
Who is this seminal fluid druid?
Who is this jizz wiz?
Who is this benis burglar?
Who is this wang waxer?
Who is this schlong sentinel?
Who is this dick dastard?
Who is this jizz jezebel?
Who is this tally wacker packer?
Who is this schlong sorcerrer?
Who is this weenie genie?
Who is this chode road?
spergy do you do that thing where you face east every day
I know khabib does
>>77451725
not funny before not funny now nerd
>>77451713
Anna I swear to fucking God if you browse here I will fucking shadow realm you and your numale balding boyfriend
If you aren't Anna, no and yes. But I had a thing with a girl from WI
>>77451759
how do i into conor's beard
>>77451203
They are absolutely fucking disgusting on every level.
>>77451759
Eddies in his head
>>77451784
rub some of that hairgrowing cream that makes your dick stop working on your face daily
Who is your favorite 3rd rounder finisher?
>>77451905
Too easy myguy
First time sparring with a legit ufc fighter yesterday. Was actually lighting him up till I ate a knee
>>77451919
>i was winning until i lost xd
good work my dude, already preparing for the real deal
>>77451919
*Her
My bad
>>77451919
which strawweight?
>>77451953
Belal mohammed
>>77451905
T-City
>tfw your coach was called up to the UFC but lost his 2 matches and was cut
>>77451970
>not training at SBG
not going to make it general
>>77451960
Belal's style makes him eat shots though, nothing out of the ordinary
how bout u go an fuck off my comment then u peice of shit u think I need a stupid fuckwitt like u telling me about looking good who the fuck are u take your worthless advice and get the fuck out of here
is the mma vivisection today?
Anyone else literally only care about this fight?
>>77452075
No. Fuck off.
>>77452092
how bout u go an fuck off my comment then u peice of shit u think I need a stupid fuckwitt like u telling me to fuck off who the fuck are u take your worthless advice and get the fuck out of here
>>77452075
what if grasso asked to be your ufc gf?
>>77451994
>your average coach at SBG
>>77452075
grasso literally has 24 chromosome pairs
>>77450335
>Because what the fuck else happens
GSP rapes him on the ground and wins a UD
>>77452149
you say something about her again you aint getting this bag back and im gonna fuck you up on this stage
Did Conor really go a hard 12 rounds with Paul Malignaggi? Was it competitive?
>>77451324
Mate keeping up with a retired Paulie is not grounds at all to say he can beat Mayweather
It's actually laughable people are clinging to this like he's going to win now
>>77452182
brb just analysing the sparring footage I recorded
>>77452195
This is like CM Punk all over again
>>77452182
they need to make it sound like conor is only equal to regular boxers so people arent discouraged to buy the ppv
comes fight night money will be down in 2 or 3 rounds, his head is too small
>>77452222
cm punk had never thrown a real punch in his life nerd, conor is coming off a more difficult sport
>>77452162
Not happening in your wildest dreams.
man when conor shocks the world again yall geeks are going to look so stupid for doubting the goat once again
>this time around conor surely has no chance, its the end of the meme
- you morons everytime he fights
>>77450163
Great thread OP
>>77450192
This 2bh
>>77452246
>MMA is more difficult than boxing
MMA is where people who couldn't have made it in boxing go.
Who is your favorite Alexa Grasso?
>>77452268
>shocks the world
He was the favorite against Eddie, he was at some point the favorite against Aldo. The only shocking thing about those fights was how quickly he won, not that he actually won the fights because he had a very good chance, here not so much.
>>77452268
Conor is two fights removed from getting choked out. The fuck do you mean "t-t-t-this time!!!!"
>>77452222
CM Punk never held his own against a former world champion, in fact he looked dogshit.
>>77452287
all the so called "non casuals" gave conor little chance against eddie or aldo, just like it was just 50/50 against mini mendes
>>77452298
He beat Brock Lesnar at Superslam you idiot
>>77452274
MMA is objectively more difficult than boxing. In fact, the skillset is so vast you can never reach a high level in all aspects of MMA. There just isn't enough time in the day to get good at everything.
>>77452317
>MMA is objectively more difficult than boxing.
Define your terms.
>>77452307
True, but it's easy to forget he won anything in WWE with the way he cried about his lucrative pro wrestling career.
>>77452304
This is objectively false because he was the favorite in both fights. Even against Chad he was the favorite so idk what you're talking about delicia
>>77452295
the nate fight was an exhibition, hardly counts as a defeat
>>77452307
How does wrasslin look like when it's average sized guy vs a shaved gorilla like Lesnar ? Surely mr gallops towards you wasn't able to lift Brock and throw him out of the ring
>>77452268
Nigga. I support Conor all the way. I know he could beat Ferguson and Khabib easily, but Floyd is another ball game. 49 PROFESSIONAL boxers who are monsters on their own couldn't beat him
>>77452335
>the nate fight was an exhibition
Nice proxy m8
>>77452307
im pretty sure he lost dirty to brock at summerslam
>>77452304
https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/bouts/276747-ufc-205-eddie-alvarez-vs-the-notorious-conor-mcgregor
57% picked Conor, 43% picked Eddie.
>>77452341
>he could beat Ferguson and Khabib easily
I disagree 100%
He barely beat Nate lol
>>77452341
47, he's had two rematches.
>>77452333
you must not have been on /heeem/ or following podcasts and interviews
most """"""""experts""""""""" gave conor little chance against aldo, against eddie and chad it was like 50/50
what's your favorite alexa grasso fight?
>>77452340
Most dudes in wrasslin can lift, CM Punk can definitely put Brock on his shoulders but it's a two way affair
The guy being lifted helps the guy doing the lifting, rather than just put his full bodyweight there doing nothing
>>77452361
the first maidana fight was so much fun, sucks that the rematch was so dull
>>77452352
Explain to me what you by "barely"
>>77452363
https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/11/9909710/ufc-194-aldo-vs-mcgregor-weidman-vs-rockhold-staff-predictions-previews-analysis
>Staff picking Aldo: Phil, Victor, Roy, Zane, Tim
>Staff picking McGregor: Anton, Nick, Stephie, Mookie, Fraser, Lewis
>CM Punk can definitely put Brock on his shoulders
>>77452363
Are you the mandrama spammer on a proxy?
>most """"""""experts""""""""" gave conor little chance against aldo
Except this isn't true at all, it was a toin coss and he was a significant favorite against Eddie and Chad lol.
In the first Nate fight he was a 5/1 favorite and even in the rematch he was still the favorite. McGregor fans are mentally 10.
>>77452383
When you're running away from round 3 to the end hoping you did enough to edge it out on the cards then you barely won same way Bisping barely beat Hendo. Why couldn't he keep this up for 5 rounds?
>>77452387
what did Joe mean by this?
https://youtu.be/jsTty8n4SFA
>>77452391
no i havent watched mandrama in 4 years
Unironically... is CM Punk the natty limit?
>>77452383
>>77452409
How many years ago was that? I'd like to see that today
>>77452418
sage is the natty limit
>>77452406
I love arguing with you Diaz bandwagoning nuthuggers.
You pay attention to Conor keeping distance for less than 30 seconds out of a 25 minute fight and ignore him beating Nate to a bloody pulp for the remainder
>>77451035
I have a year of karate but am somewhat athletic. I've advanced rather quickly and want to see what I have got against others in an MMA setting
>>77452422
For sure at least 1 judge scored Nate as the victor my man
>>77452442
>karate
gr8 meme machida
>>77452433
Man, look at all that outboxing he's doing! For sure he can beat Mayweather!
...Wait, what do you mean leg kicks aren't legal? He can punch the legs, right?
>>77452317
objectively untrue. i'm the highest level in all aspects.
>>77452409
He looks like he's about to get a hernia lol
Yet again, salty h8ers and still in shambles from 202
>>77452433
>for less than 30 seconds
LMAO
Go watch the entirety of round 5, literally was refusing to engage and kept running around the octagon worse than Overeem ever could.
Watching it in real time was pathetic and then he gets on the mic and says, "The king is back" after running away and refusing to fight
>>77452317
You haven't heard of this lad who's been bred for MMA, have you?
DO SOMETHING
>>77452491
Okay, I'll do that. You watch the first 4 rounds of the fight though, okay? And tell me which round, aside from 3, Nate won
>>77452502
No wonder he's a chinlet, look at that jawline, straight from a chinese cartoon
>>77452502
He looks like he can get beat up by an altar boy
oh
>>77452528
heh
>>77452516
>Refusing to engage cause you tired yourself out in 8 minutes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfw2vijrRP4
>>77452491
>>77452516
this yank has a seething hatred of gooby, he will never watch that fight again because nate got his fuckin ass kicked lol
There's a retard on /x/ who swears gooby is a black magic user
>>77452516
>"I didn't think for a second that I lost at the end of the fight," Diaz said after the fight. "I thought I won the fight, at least from round two since we're judging by rounds."
Step into my world of pain
*sleeps you with a 2 inch punch inside the clinch*
>>77452553
what happened in round 4
>>77452553
Oh my god! I was wrong, I'm sorry man. Conor was keeping distance for about 1 minute, not 30 seconds! Really makes a huge difference out of a 25 minute fight
Out of Conor, Overeem, and Gustaffson, who is the best runner?
>>77452602
floyd
>>77452519
>he thinks being able to withstand a punch has anythnig to do with someones chin structure
it has to do with the neck and head size. Reminder that it has to do with your brain shaking in your skull due your head spinning fast
ideally you want a short muscular neck with a huge head, you would be unheemable.
>>77452601
Like I said, go watch all of round 5 and watch him run away for the entire round. Seems like you didn't even watch the fight.
>>77452602
Well Gus and Conor won their match so...
>>77452573
You'd be a fool not to believe it, he's a wizard
>>77452637
reminder that stipe tapped out and that fight was a tragedy for the sport
>>77452585
man i love his "no time" gimmick
also can't believe this guy goes from literally who to being ranked #3 in lhw
>>77452629
Seems like you only paid a attention when Nate was "winning"
>>77452626
>Lellenberger
>>77452502
In all seriousness, this is a perfect example. You develop multiple skills to a world class level, and still get choked out like a day one white belt in MMA.
>>77452659
It's sad that you think one point on one judges scorecard makes it so Conor is ahead in the trilogy, Nate made Conor shoot and choked him out, but theres no arguing with bandwagoners you probably like the New England Patriots too
>>77452659
Seems like you don't want to accept facts but that's okay
>>77452669
Zach Freeman is a black belt and former collegeiate wrestler
what happened in round 4
FIGHT FOR WHAT'S RIGHT FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE
>>77452712
Nothing against either guy, I'm just using the example for how broad MMA's skill spectrum is. They're both very tough guys that put countless hours into martial arts.
>>77452406
that running and leg kicks tactic is used since the begining of mma, and useful against bigger oponents.
>>77452712
You know the uppercut was the reason why he lost right? The choke was free after he was rocked he didn't need a black belt to do that
>>77452749
McGregor won the fight, I'm not denying that, but his nuthuggers act like he dominated Nate when he was running away for half the fight after he gassed himself out
>>77452775
>McGregor won the fight
McGregor won the decision. Nate won the fight.
Who is the Mayweather of MMA?
By that I mean undefeated champion. Win record as long as possible...
Does one even exist?
>>77452775
what happened in round 4
>>77452696
That definitely equal to the amount of damage Nate recieved
>>77452791
Khabib
>>77452791
Askren.
>>77452769
High level grapplers make it look easy, but it's rarely easy to submit an athletic guy around your size.
>>77452775
>running away for half the fight
Nigga don't complain about nuthuggers when you are the same. You sound like a bitter whiny child wanting him to lose badly.
>>77452791
>>77452803
>>77452809
Ummm no sweetie
>>77452816
>Seething this hard when faced with facts
All I said was he barely beat Nate and you come out of the woodwork butthurt and seething to correct the record
>>77452791
>>77452851
hey what happened in round 4
>>77452803
>>77452809
Undefeated AND belt holder in UFC... no.
>>77452845
Listen fuckhead, we have had this talk numerous times don't you ever call me sweetie again you dork. Watch you're mouth or you'll get my fist
>>77452873
your secretary called gooby lmao
>>77452791
>>77452881
The UFC cuts people who are too defensively focused you fucking momo.
>>77452790
sad but true
>>77452791
It's Jon Jones his only loss is a win by "illegal elbows" fucking dumb rule they should retroactively give him the win once they get rid of the rule
>>77451970
...t-Todd Brown?
>>77452938
He lost to Gus.
>>77452938
This is all you need to know pham
>https://streamable.com/08kc9
>>77452951
Which rounds did you score for Gus?
>>77452900
You can't cut a title holder retard.
>>77452892
her face is longer than her win record
>>77452950
Nope. Bubba Bush
>>77452951
Jon won 2,4,5
>>77452968
Based Cruz
>>77452980
>You can't cut a title holder retard.
Just wait and see what happens if Woodley manages to put on the three worst title fights in the history of MMA in a row.
And that's not even true, Askren was cut from Bellator while he was their champ.
>>77452951
>He lost to Gus.
>>77452996
Gus clearly won 1,2,3.
Lol it's that Australian who makes bad bets seething again
>>77452883
You know I would absolutely kill you if you ever did something like that.
>>77453033
You're an idiot lol
>>77452968
/ourguy/
Who is your favorite African fighter?
Cain is 6'1"
Daniel is 5'11"
Explain this picture. Someone is lying.
>>77453051
You think I'm gonna just sit there and let you kill me? You're not even eligible to post fuck outta here!
>>77453080
you cant see their legs hence you dont what position the're in
>>77453080
yeah, cain is actually 6'0
>>77453080
they're both manlets
>>77453080
4chan has the biggest autists anywhere on the internet
>>77453060
>you will never be shut-in with Cruz to work out and shitpost on heem.com
Why live
>>77453100
>>77453097
Barefoot next to a 5'9 Jeff Monson
>>77453107
i bet i could take you down
>>77453039
>posting Tyrone "The Boring One" Woodie
I bet on him to win his last four fights though.
>>77453097
what is your maximum bench press?
Favorite UFC journalist?
>>77453111
i wish cruz was my bf (best friend)
>>77453133
Promise me that you will never stop being mad about all the money you lost betting against T-GOAT. Promise me.
>>77453158
That position is already taken
>>77453115
jeff monson was on that shit that makes your head grow
>>77453135
havent asked me this in a while bud somethnig somethnig four twenty five
>>77453162
>>77453162
Literally never lost money on one of his fights, blad. He's just incredibly boring because of how he fights.
Don't let that stop you from marathoning his decisions. Which is the most exciting one of his prior to 201? I'd really like to know your thoughts on this pressing question.
>>77453184
>bisping only really beat 2 of these gentlemans
cant make that up
>>77453184
>>77453212
"To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill"
- Bruce Lee
>>77453241
Fuck this really made me think, thanks Scroatbro
>>77453241
really makes you ruminate huh
>>77453241
"If you kill your enemies they win"
- Justin Trudeau
I honestly think the number of strikes landed in the Conor vs Nate 2 fight are completely wrong. Like super wrong.
Nate is listed to have landed 51 strikes in rd2 and he clearly landed nowhere fucking close to that. Watch the round again, it's nowhere close to 50 strikes. And in rd4 he's logged as landing 48 and it's difficult to find even 20 strikes that actually landed in that round, once again it's nowhere fucking near 48. Something seems really off about the fight stats for that fight.
>>77453296
Magiga absorbed over 150 strikes lol nice defense there
>>77453241
<-- Gooby
>>77453323
the official number is more than 250 so it seems like you pretty much agree with me lol
Best decision I ever made was filtering Bulgaria and Calendar.
<-- Gooby
<---Gewby
>>77453343
Heart of a rabbit
<-- Goobert
>>77453150
Is Schaub's kid really darker than Schaub and his wife?
>be Left Hook Larry
>win TUF (one of the roughest tournaments in MMA) as a young man
>be the most prominent European/British fighter in the sport for years
>be a top 15 middleweight for a decade
>the only people to ever beat you are either proven drug cheats (Wandy, Chael, TRTtor) or legit top tier contenders (rockhold)
>get the most wins in UFC history
>beat the former GOAT of the division
>finally win the title by KTFOing the last man to beat you inside 1 round
>have the best bantz in the division
>avenge the most memorable loss of your career against a legend of the sport by a sound 49-46 decision
>fearlessly agree to fight another GOAT at MSG
>there are still people who deny he is the greatest and most inspiring fighter on the roster
When he beats GSP, you will all have literally no choice but to call him one of the best ever
revved him up big time boys lol enjoy
Post your boys lads
all of them
>>77453404
Woodley is the 170 GOAT, not GSP. Woodley is like a vastly improved GSP.
>>77453430
everyone in this thread my man
>>77453430
Nick is my one and only boy
webm related is him lighting up the (previous) GOAT
>>77453430
the original boyship, 2/3rds are deleted, when they retire I hope I can draft Platinum and Knight into the mix
>>77453430
>boys
Nah la
>>77453438
>BisGOAT haters are so desperate to deny his majesty that they are clinging to woodley
You can't make this stuff up
>>77453430
>>77453498
>>77453478
I like how Bisping keeps clinging to GSP
>>77453553
Easiest bet of your life
>>77453478
No, I don't hate Bisping. I admire how he maneuvers inside and outside the cage. Managing a fight is tactics, but managing your career is strategy. Michael is good at it.
Career strategy is undervalued with fighters. People thought Floyd was ducking Manny, but he was just waiting for Manny to age a little and lose a step. Manny relies on his physical prowess, and Floyd is more technical, so he'd have more advantage the older they get. Clever on his part.
>>77453445
>lighting up
>>77453430
I actually cut my boys down because people was bitching at me for having too many
removed Whittaker, Tim Elliot, Tony Ferguson, Masvidal etc
only the best survived
>>77453596
>clever on his part
You mean cowardly, Bisping is going to be remembered as the champ that ducked contenders weather you fags like it or not
>>77453624
>>77453624
You cut the only valuable boys you had. Everyone else besides Woodley is JUST
>>77453624
lmao
stop
>>77453660
explain
>>77453662
dork
>>77453669
fansperg
I'm thinking Pettis/Moreno under 2.5 rounds is a lock.
>having more than one boy
Absolutely disgusting
>>77453641
Mind games and politics has always been part of combat sports. Musashi would show up to duels late, to enrage his opponent and rob them of their composure. Was he a pussy? Or was he just being clever? Bisping defeated Romero without even getting in the cage with him. He wins.
>>77453617
Nick won that fight btw
>>77453430
Jorge Masvidal
Dustin Poirier
Tim Means
Santiago Ponzinibbio
>>77453445
Discount Masvidal
>>77453624
Preferred your list before t b h
>>77453430
All the K-1 strikers
Reem, Hunto, Cro Cop, Barry
Gokhan Saki is on the Radar
>>77453742
You're a dumbass Gegard actually fought while Bisping ducked with injuries for all contenders to kill eachother off
>>77453572
Not really lol
>>77453445
For sure my dude, Anderson wanted no part of those vegan powered feather fists.
>>77453697
>fansperg
what did you mean by this?
Platinum is my only boy
>>77453624
Woodley is a good pick, don't know about the rest.
>>77453789
>feather fists
Oh for sure I agree 100 % my man but I disagree
>>77453624
>removed masvidal
Oh but forsure since strikeforce my guy
>>77453838
>Posts footage from 2004
SCHAUB PREDICTED LESNAR VS JONES
What a fucking timeline
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6r3sbA9XH8&feature=youtu.be&t=7
>>77453797
You mock everyone elses boy while constanly changing yours and sperging out on heem
>>77453815
Pettis is an exciting fighter and a great guy
Sergio has shown a lot of skill and improvement, a great prospect
Renato is insane, great handspeed, exciting fighter, won me a lot of money against Jeremy. Got tired and panic wrestled in his last fight but he will only improve
Also boys shouldn't matter to other people, all that matters is I will never drop the Pettis bros
>>77453841
Not for me, I like boxers which is why I had Cody on as well but like Masvidal I find their personalities hard to like so dropped
Reminder that this woman fought in the UFC.
https://streamable.com/br9u6
Seriously watch this.
>>77453935
>You mock everyone elses boy while constanly changing yours and sperging out on heem
Nah man, I'm not the other brit soz. I just don't like Woodley. I'm fine with your other boys although Moicano is a bit of a weird pick.
>>77453967
watch this fuckers
>>77453968
fansperg leave me alone
Also check this out, it was the best bet I ever did, everyone called me an idiot for betting on a heavyweight fight to go the distance but they did the same when I bet against Jeremy Stephens
I know that Floyd is the goat but can a guy dream?
Unhook me.
>>77453967
sad
>>77453430
Primary boy:
>Khabib Nurmagomedov
Secondary boys:
>David Teymur
>Robert Whittaker
>Jacare Souza
>Jared Gordon
>Paulo Borrachinha
>Jason Knight
>Joe Duffy
Tertiary boys:
>Islam Makhachev
>Michel Prazeres
>Anthony Smith
>Dominick Reyes
>Colby Covington
>Shane Burgos
>Belal Muhammad
>Justin Ledet
>Jingliang Li
>Drakkar Klose
>Brandon Moreno
Propsective boys:
>Vinc Pichel
>Naoki Inoue
>Gavin Tucker
>Zabit Magomedshapirov
>>77454089
>>77453430
Dominick Cruz in the secondary tier as well
>>77454089
>Boy
>Someone who doesn't fight
Wrong.
>>77454125
>>77453764
Shame he's going to lose to some nobody.
He hasn't even fought a proper kickboxing match in 3 years.
>>77454125
Have you noticed how everyone and their mother started using wrist rides after this fight
>>77454131
>November 2016 AC
>>77453430
Demina Maia is pound for pound best MMA fighter in history. Unless you count running away as a legit strategy, nobody has ever beaten him.
>>77453932
You came from Reddit. Please return.
>no UFC event for a month after this weekend
great
>>77454155
Wrong fight, wew
>>77454156
Tony Ferguson's last fight was a week before Khabib's last fight
>>77454038
My best bet was when I kept saying Ricardo would destroy Knight but didn't put any money on it like the idiot I am. I'm definitely putting a ton on Abel against Lando hoping people hype Lando up to be the favourite
>>77454089
>Colby Covington
>Shane Burgos
>Belal Muhammad
Based af
>>77454213
Abel is a flake though
>>77454038
how much did you win tho
what did they mean by this?
>>77454470
>Interim
Woodley btfo
>>77454038
>heavyweight fight
That was LHW you dumb casual
>>77454470
it will be the chimp out of the decade
>>77454470
>2 tweets in the span of 11 months
>>77453967
exactly why I thought the retard who was defending her being a "legitimate wmma talent" was fucking dumb, she deserved to get cut after that performance
>>77454470
fake news
>>77454470
>Some literal who on twitter with no verification nonetheless
When it comes from Brett Okamoto let me know
>>77450215
Surprised no one answered this. My favorite is former UFC strawweight and now deceased Rose Namajunas.
>>77454470
>while Tyrone heals
>>77454470
pls be real
>>77454541
casual
WHO'S GOT MY BACK
>>77454541
They were actually reevaluating the suspension to 6 months last I heard
>>77454587
woodley is the fucking man
fuck dana white
>>77450558
>https://streamable.com/wkbx3
Roided out monkey.
>>77454470
Thats what tyrone gets for rising up against his massa
>>77454587
4 title fights in a year, who else can say the same? That's right NO ONE ELSE
>>77453932
Remember when Schaub mocked Callen for saying Holm could beat Rousey?
>>77450558
YOU JUICEHEAD TURKEY AND YOU JUICEHEAD TURKEY
Interim belts are such a fucking meme.
Do you think they unironically get more people to buy tickets/ppvs?
>Y-yo what up Scott Coker.. w-who? Rory? oh actually never mind..
>>77454635
*dabs towards you respectfully*
>>77451221
he had gyno surgery to remove his fat tits i assume
>>77453438
>lost to the last freestyle fighter he faced
>says that he'll have an exciting fight if he's put up against a freestyle fighter
Recalled baked my cake.
>>77454643
Remember when Callen was the only one to point out how Conor having a reach and height disadvantage for the first time would play against him? And then Joe and Schaub just mercilessly shit on him for the implication?
>>77454667
>s-s-sorry massa i didnt mean it, dont takes mah belt sir
>>77454466
I had 15 gbp on iirc
>>77454486
How do you know I didn't mean lhw?
>>77454653
I say if you don't defend for at least year it makes sense, the MW interim made sense, any less time and it's a meme
>>77451713
920 checkin in
>>77454667
This is what SEETHING looks like
>>77454470
Jorge will kill him, won't even be close. I'd rather they fed him to Santiago
>>77453011
>Woodley getting cut
and risk the leaking?
also Askren shouldn't of been asking for more money like he did now he's stuck in his dying organization
Michael Dukakis
>UFC going to make Lawler vs Masvidal in an interim title fight when Tyron just fought a week ago
If this actually happens and Tyron fights either of these bums and wins, he should just go Mike Tyson on everyone after the fight. Get angry, tell Dana you'll eat his children and tell Joe you'll fuck him on live on PPV if he looks at you the wrong. stop playing the nice guy
>>77454814
>risk the leaking
Tyrone does not want to leak anything if he knows what's good for him
>Haters are now hoping for Woodley to get cut cause they don't think there's anyone left in the UFC who can beat him
LOL just LOL
>>77454840
Masvidal would bring the Ferguson dog out of Woodley.
>>77454846
Whites win again Lol
>>77454846
He a down low nigga
>>77454814
Askren is getting paid than most of the UFC WWs.
>>77454198
>that pic
lol what in the actual
Why is everyone doing Woodley so dirty? He defended his title four fucking times in a year, he's carrying the UFC. He doesn't make excuses and dodge contenders. Oh, he had a boring fight against a jiu jitsu ace on a seven fight win streak that was 100% banking on taking him down? Oh, he had a boring fight against an undefeated lanklet that was terrified to come within 10' of him?
Everybody else lost to those guys. Woodley won. He's not afraid to defend his belt. Leave Woodley alone, dammit!
>>77454846
This tattletale ass nigga smdh.
>WW GOAT
>injures himself fighting an old man
>>77454847
>two shit fights in a row
>cucked out of a money fight by bisGOD
>will get cut as soon as he loses the title because Dana is sick of his shit
Oh boy I'm laffin
>>77451526
few I guess. I'm one. I'm also a filthy casual; I only watch the big fights.
>>77454958
>he's carrying the UFC
dude he could literally retire tomorrow and it wouldnt make any difference, infact WW would be better without him
If Woodley was white, he'd be Dana's favorite guy.
>>77454986
Post tits
>>77455002
You need title fights to sell events. Woodley is fighting more than any champion. Guess what, nobody cares about WMMA or manlet belts.
>>77454965
Hold that 50-45 forever my man
>>77455040
guess what, nobody bought 214 because Woodley was defending his belt. In fact it wasnt even advertised
>>77454978
Patience is a virtue
>>77451139
jon jones looks kinda like an ewok
>>77452409
Dude looks great hear. He should've stayed with fantasy fighting.
>>77455079
Any fight short of McGregor or Lesnar would be background noise to DC-Jones 2.
i noticed every black man in the ufc has the same beard style that i've never seen
is it an american thing or an african american thing?
>>77453430
Ruthless
Showtime
Shogun
>>77452146
those who can do, those who can't coach at sbg
>>77455132
What a weird post
>>77455132
A beard helps protect your chin and makes it harder to choke you. Every fighter serious about winning should have one.
>>77455132
>>77455154
i know man i haven't slept in 3 days i don't even know if i'm making sense
new
>>77455185
new
>>77455185
new
>>77455185
new
>>77455185
why do i picture every dutch poster as a very tall and strong aryan man when they're most likely half turkish or something
why do i picture every american poster as an irish/german descent when they're most likely mexican
>>77455040
>You need title fights to sell events.
pretty sure tyrone's title fights are like the lowest sellers compared to any other title fight
>>77452585
this Voltron guy already made me money twice. I'm pretty sure the odds are going to be less favorable next time he fights. I don't know why he was getting shit on at first. His record is legit.
"I don't know what's wrong with my hands. It's dynamite" LOL, fucking gold.
>>77454667
>Yes he doesn't want to fight the guy who lost to Wonderboy and Robbie then left the UFC...
>>77453080
>>77454667
>Yes he doesn't want to fight the guy who lost to Lawler and Wonderboy then left the UFC...
>>77454116
this tall chick is badass. I was actually looking forward to seeing her fight cyborg. Too bad she pussed out.
>>77454587
Woodley is a smart man. If he looses a fight, he will go from making a warrantied $500,000 a fight to maybe $100,000. Why put your livelihood in jeopardy?
If anything, his opponents need to change their usual game plans, and try to figure out how to beat him. For example, Mia should of added kicks to his game plan. There was no way in hell, woodley would take the fight to the ground anyways.
>>77452422
In what world was that round 3 a 10-8 if Round 1 and 2 weren't?
>>77457054
Judges are fucking morons. .
>>77455454
She's on a platform