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Royals
>red sox indians rain delayed
LAME
Kershaw will recover from injury juuuuust in time to crash and burn in the playoffs.
>mfw sean doolittle, ryan madson and brandon kintzler
Small bears creeping up the standings.
The Mets!
I've been wanting to get into baseball, but after reading these past two generals I don't want to be as autistic, easily trolled, and triggered as you faggots. Good bye.
>>77443092
t. mo'Lester
>THEY GAVE HIM GREINKES NUMBER
I LICHTERALLY CANT BREATHE
>>77443079
muslims creeping up on your gene pool
>>77443084
It's a shame about Keith.
>>77443092
If anyone responds to this fag, you're feeding the troll.
>Cubs batting.
Seeing that giant grin of John Lackey's face and then going to hug Lester after he hit that homerun is solid proof this clubhouse is working as one unit after some trying times that might have torn a lesser ballclub apart.
>They wear the same insane weight training shoes
Asian Kershaw confirmed. Together they will reach new levels of eliteness.
>inb4 postseason
fuck he looks so hot
>>77443092
>claims he doesn't want to be easily triggered or trolled
>refuses to watch an entire sport because he got so triggered by trolls
The irony is actually palpable.
>>77443092
please don't watch our semen slurping sport
>>77443120
Postseason ERA for NL starting pitchers >1 GS:
Matt Cain: 2.10
Madison Bumgarner: 2.11
Kyle Hendricks: 2.38
Noah Syndergaard: 2.42
Jon Lester: 2.63
>>>>>>>>>>Hyun-Jin Ryu: 2.81
Jacob deGrom: 2.88
Adam Wainwright: 3.03
Matt Harvey: 3.04
Carlos Martinez: 3.24
John Lackey: 3.27
Matt Moore: 3.33
Matt Garza: 3.48
Zack Greinke: 3.55
Jake Arrieta: 3.64
Steven Matz: 3.68
Max Scherzer: 3.74
Tanner Roark: 3.86
Gio Gonzalez: 3.93
Gerrit Cole: 3.94
Jaime Garcia: 3.94
Michael Wacha: 4.08
>>>>>>>>>>Rich Hill: 4.50
Lance Lynn: 4.50
Johnny Cueto: 4.54
>>>>>>>>>>Clayton Kershaw: 4.55
Bronson Arroyo: 4.60
Edinson Volquez: 5.35
>>>>>>>>>>Yu Darvish 5.40
Edwin Jackson: 5.46
>>>>>>>>>>Kenta Maeda: 6.75
R.A. Dickey: 7.11
>>77443105
What's that got to do with baseball, Clayton?
>>77443105
Greinke chose slightly more money over the chance to stay and win rings.
Serves him right.
>>77443128
This isn't soccer anon
>>77443118
>his team has clubhouse problems
Not gonna lie, former Dodgers fan here residing in the UK. It'll be hilarious watching them crash and burn in the playoffs. But in all seriousness we can't let these guys break the all-time wins record.
If the Dodgers don't win the world series there is going to be the biggest shit storm ever in /mlb/
There is no excuse for them not winning it all this year
Can't wait until deGrom outpitches and outcutes Darvish on Friday, doyer autists
>>77443139
Maybe he was thinking about being a Rangers fan though
>>77443145
I'm a Doyer fag, and if we don't win it all this year, we can never talk trash ever again.
>>77443133
based Ryu
>>77443140
>Having an Isqaq machine
What sort of shit hole baseball team do you root for?
>>77443140
Where can I get an ice cold, frosty isqeq?
>>77443146
>deGrom outpitches Darvish
>mest still lose
I can't wait.
>>77443171
>>77443173
Isqeqmind
Hill is literally the #4 starter on this team.
What the fuck is an isqeq?
>>77443210
It's like ekoC, but more sickeningly sweet.
>>77443209
>le 4.50 playoff ERA man
I dont understand the hype, in all honesty
its not like darvish is having a good year
>>77443138
>chance to stay and win rings
>Dodgers
Do you even understand what you're typing?
who /cuddlingwithpupper/ right now
Okay, it's October, and you need a pitcher. Do you pick Clayton Kershaw, or John Lackey?
>>77443228
I think so, yeah.
The Dodgers currently have baseball's best record, and in all likelihood will make the playoffs and attempt to win a ring.
The diamondbacks, on the other hand, are not likely to be making the playoffs.
Did I miss something?
>>77443140
Not drinking a zesty reqqeq rb
>>77443245
>GUARANTEED REPLIES
>>77443251
>The diamondbacks, on the other hand, are not likely to be making the playoffs.
>The diamondbacks been in a second wildcard and position to make post season for months now
:thinking:
>>77443245
Noah Syndergaard
>>77443245
If it's games 1-4, Kershaw. If 5-7, Lackey.
>>77443225
He shut out the world champs in his most recent postseason start.
>>77443272
He's dead, Jim.
>>77443285
that's not even possible. the Dodgers and the reigning, defending world champion Royals didn't meet in the postseason last year
>>77443310
I'm pretty sure the current world champs are the Chicago Cubs, friend.
>>77443309
You're dead.
>>77443268
>Implying they'll win the Wild Card game
>>77443209
this makes my body tingle
>Asked #Dodgers Chase Utley about reports Darvish tipping pitches: "That's the word on the street. But I don't believe everything I read"
What did Utley mean by this bros?
>>77443343
that he doesn't believe everything he reads, obviously.
>>77443343
Utley is a quote machine
>>77443343
>>77443359
>>77443367
How is it possible for one man to be so based?
>>77443068
>can't get swept for the moment
Nice
>>77443380
if he was a postseason legend and made a play which simultaneously earned his team a run and ended some spic's career
oh wait
>>77443380
>based
that's one way to see it
>>77443402
and made a play which assblasted the entirety of MLB while also being completely legal
and they'd have to institute a rule to prevent this badassery from ever being done again
>>77443133
Are Dudders all-but-confirmed first round eliminated?
>>77443409
Ruben Tejada detected
>>77443421
To be fair the NLDS isn't always when they choke
Sometimes it's the NLCS
>>77443431
True, true.
https://twitter.com/BMcCarthy32/status/892885125750431744
Really makes me think
What was he trying to convey here?
>>77443421
>Thinking ERA is important.
>>77443452
The desire to be the frontman for an 80s rock band, judging by that hairstyle
>>77443133
>2.44 higher ERA than a certain other NL West pitcher
Hm.
>>77443452
>"I should go to Arizona where I'll never have to face postseason embarrassment ever again"
>>77443421
Who is going to beat them in the first round? Arizona? Colorado?
Who will beat them in the second round? Milwaukee? Washington?
>>77443454
Stupid frog-poster.
>>77443454
I was told by a certain Dudders fan obsessed with a specific pitcher that ERA is important. Oh, is this part of the conditions deemed fair?
>>77443444
Trips confirm juiced balls.
>>77443343
>>77443367
>>77443380
Chase "World FUCKING Champions" Utley will forever be my favorite athlete
>>77443473
All highly probable.
Ahhhhh.
My favorite time of day.
All of the obsessed /mlb/ posters try to bait the autist Dodger fans into getting mad by talking about the postseason.
A couple of dodger fans take the bait...aaaaand off we go.
I don't care that it's the same episode everyday, I just really like watching retards fight.
>>77443473
If they somehow get Arizona followed by Milwaukee or Washington, they might finally win the pennant.
Colorado and Chicago will be trouble.
>>77443444
Delete this.
>>77443496
unironically this is the only reason I even come to /mlb/ anymore.
it's literally bait city starting at 6pm EST
>>77443496
>dodgers fans
>on /sp/
if the empty dodgers threads weren't already clear evidence that it's all 110% shitposting and falseflagging I don't know what will.
>dodgers win in epic fashion
>silence
>dodgers lose
>suddenly dozens of raging dodgers fans come out
Or are you pretending to be retarded?
Even Craig Biggio could win a NL pennant
>>77443526
>"there aren't any dodger fans on on /sp/
last thread
>""there are too many cancerous dodger fans on /sp/"
which is it, /sp/?
>>77443535
did you know Craig Biggio is in the hall of fame?
>>77443512
>CULOrado
>trouble for the Dodgers
>Chicago pitching
>trouble for the Dodgers
Ask me how I know you haven't watched 1 gane between these teams all season
>>77443444
Wow, noted conspiracy theorist Brandon McCarthy said something so it must be true!
>>77443545
b-but playoffs are different
this year doesn't count.
>>77443553
manfred hasn't even denied it
>>77443568
George HW Bush hasn't denied that he was at the Grassy Knoll when JFK died
>>77443556
>b-but playoffs are different
Oh, they're very different.
Lots of monies different.
>>77443545
Who cares about the regular season?
>Darvish will never feel honored to play for your team
it hurts bros
>>77443159
You already can't talk trash, if you don't win 3 World Series in 5 years you'll still be worst than the giants. Winning only one will still show what shitters you are.
>>77443598
so this is what the shitposting will look like once the Dodgers actually win it all.
I wondered.
>>77443598
Imagine having an inferiority complex this big. Sad.
>>77443598
/mlb/ damage control 2018 preview.
do your parents a favor and slit your neck.
>>77443463
>>"I should go to Arizona where I'll never have to face postseason embarrassment ever because i'll never see the postseason"
fix'd it for ya
>>77443615
>winning 3 World Series
>swept the tigers in glorious fashion
I'm not sure you know what that is. We are objectively superior 3 rings > 0
>>77443633
Damage control? Simple fact you dumb spic, if you want to claim you are better than the giants you need to be better, 1 World Series win is a start but not better, until you win 3 in 5 years you are still worse.
>>77443598
Oooo it's a big one!
MARINERS!
>>77443526
>I'm the only Dodger fan on /sp/ you retards! And let me tell you, we are known for being good, well-behaved fans who are magnanimous in both victory and defeat!
Nice dreaming. Don't wake up.
>>77443598
>>77443664
Literally Seething: the 2018 DC preview
This is just mucho mucho triste!!!
doyerbros: get in here and stop being trolled by /mlb/
GAMETHREAD
>>77443730
>>77443730
>>77443709
>acting like I'm the mad one
Just bemused that you think winning less means you're better. Keep on trucking muchacho just know that despite being a top team and spending billions you still couldn't top a team of meme goofballs and mumbling old man
I miss comfy /mlb/
>be 2017 orange ducks
>be a completely dogshit team
>not even your "fans" come to your games
>roster full of butthurt scum
>play against would be postseason contenders
>suddenly channel the energies of the 1927 Yankees
>Jeremy Hellickson becomes a Cy Young award winner
>Caleb Joseph is the best offensive catcher in the game, combining the talents of prime Carlton Fisk and Mike Piazza
>>77443752
it's too full of autistic dodgers and equally autistic dodger-haters now
>>77443545
>1 gane
Shit son, you even type in a Mexican accent.
>>77443752
t. milky toast faggot
>every relevant AL game is in delay
ughh fuck
>>77443776
So... none of them???
>>77443752
How was it like?
>>77443782
dohoho!
>muh league
>I can't distance from myself and simply appreciate baseball or look at the game objectively
>>77443744
I don't read that LMFAO!!!!!
No need to be assblasted, it'll all be okay, the Dodgers will continue to piss on SanFUCKcisco for the next decade, just surrender to the BBC and drown in piss (or tears) it'll all be like a dream. Besitos.
>>77443758
>play against would be postseason contenders
Ahahahahaha
>>77443809
>I don't read that LMFAO!!!!!
>>77443827
You know what? Fuk with your shit about the Dodgers when they go to not with the wins and Kershaw forget about that. World Series wins will be there for not to go and due.
>>77443809
This type of shitposting and trolling is why DG will always be an icon. Who comes up with this shit? Nobody.
Bellingod just hit his 30th Homerun and ties NL Rookie Record for Homeruns.
Tell me /mlb/ why isn't he going to be NL MVP?
>>77443851
This, most people aren't that obsessed with urine. It takes a special kind of man to be into that sort of thing.
>dodgers on the fucking board already
>Source: Verlander placed on revocable waivers
>>77443862
Positive drug test
>>77443866
>wallalreadybuilt.jpg
>>77443866
I would literally shit myself laughing if that was DG.
and I'm a doyerfag
>Turn on the TV
>A.J. Cole
>>77443951
It hasn't been pretty.
>>77443951
>>77443977
>>77443977
It's incredible that his career ERA is less than 5.
He pitches like a AA player.
How the fuck does he get any outs at all??
reeeee
fucking shitty website wont let me make the cubes thread
>Dellin Betances just pitched an immaculate inning
wut
cubs vs sneks
>>77444039
>>77444039
>>77444039
Can someone explain the strikeout noise at Yankee Stadium. It's super annoying
Nats bros, are the PNats going to move to Alexandria?
Because I'd like that.
I've never been to a game because I don't want to drive down to Hoodbridge
How much are the dodgers paying to choke in the playoffs this season.
>>77444013
I don't have a clue.
He's all over the place. It's like watching Gio, but with the stuff.
>>77444110
The GDP of Switzerland
>>77444116
>without the stuff
>>77444099
Haven't heard anything. I went to a P-Nats game once when Harper and Ramos were both making rehab starts in the same game. Got a ticket right behind homeplate, 2nd row. It was like 12$. Comfy.
>>77443598
So salty
>dallass cuckel
>>77444160
http://www.insidenova.com/news/politics/alexandria-considers-pitch-for-potomac-nationals-after-stadium-impasse/article_822ab7c4-6943-11e7-867e-3b6be829a579.html
This was the last I heard about it.
Corey "I'm from Minnesota but I'm totally a southerner guys" Stewart fucked up the deal apparently.
I would go all the time if it was closer to me tbqh
>>77444195
>being openly mad at your own organization
>talking about it to the press
the absolute state of the Houston Asstros
>>77444195
>>77444211
>a man named Dallas playing for a team in Houston
>alex avila still using his Tigers gear
The absolutely cuckoldry that is Chicago
SCHWARBER BUNT
>>77444207
Hmmm. Hadn't heard about that. Good for you. I'm actually in MD. I go to Frederick Keys games sometimes, but not that often. 20 minutes from my house. I think I'll check out a Hagerstown Suns game soon.
mariners vs rangers
>>77444182
>>77444182
>>77444182
How will you savor and celebrate the dodgers doomed postseason this year, /mlb/?
>>77444328
I'll be really sad, but I'll cope by having Buehler to look forward to next year. Maybe even Verdugo.
I'll fully be in "who gives a fuck about regular season shit, it means jack shit" mode. Even though it is a crapshoot, this year will just further emphasize it.
mest-rockies
>>77444391
>>77444391
>>77444391
lmao stankees
>>77444328
It's nothing special. It happens every year. As a consolation to Dodger fans, at least most baseball fans won't even notice or think twice. They are known as losers and chokers.
is he back bros
>>77444328
I'll drink the tears of pebble and cusb fans that are obsessed of wanting to see a choke so badly, because it won't happen. If the 108 meme finally died, this meme will too.
>A.J. Cole
>>77443371
where
>>77444422
dubs-quads-Kershaw dubs confirms it
there's nothing noteworthy about a choker choking
when were you when Erin judge was expose? I was sat at court reading verdict
>guilty
'no'
>A.J. Cole
>Nationals pitching besides 1-2-3
wew
>THIS THREAD
Not a general
>ACTUAL GENERAL
Here:
>>77444592
>>77444592
>>77444592
>>77444601
>after 160+ posts
Fuck off.
>>77443597
>>77444628
He gets triggered over the word 'general'. it's why I've gone out of my way to omit it
>>77443416
It wasn't legal. It was a cheap shot that shouldn't have happened
who /titos tacos/ here?
dog bros where you at
>When you shave your bunghole and it itches for 2 days
>>77444923
i love the way farts feel after a clean shaven butthole. They feel completely different.
Oh and the yankees suck
>detoilet
>wild, unshaven, bearded monstrosity
>>77444628
>>77444810
>not a general
Seems pretty clear in the inherent way the board works, desu
>>77444982
>that sock still has more wins than the CWS
Hello from Japan bros.
>>77445010
konichiwa
>>77445010
Herro -_-
are you ok with me not having an obsessive interest in you home nations culture?
asking for a friend
>>77445010
Where will Otani go?
NY?
LA?
>>77444996
>c-come to the r-real general, g-guys...
>>77445010
please give us Fujinami..
>>77445010
Hi nippon brotato!
>you now remember tadahito iguchi and mr. Zero
>>77445054
Are we finished here?
>>77445031
Konichiwa!
>>77445032
It makes me happy thank you.
>>77445037
It's a good question. I don't know. But I think maybe some of other teams have a chance too because he is young so different rules.
>>77445077
I'm still disinterested, but your welcome
>>77445077
Are Japs really that fucked up sexually, or is it just their porn?
>>77445077
who is your favorite nippon team?
post timestamp with memorabilia
>>77445077
how many days since the last godzilla attack?
>>77445116
Chiba Lotte or GTFO
>>77444810
>gone out of my way
i'm not even him, but good job also going out of your way not to post any news or links
>lazy doyer spic
>really fucking lazy
pick both, unless you're too lazy for that too
My friend just disappeared and everyone was wondering where he went for a year. And so 1 year later I'm at an airport ready to go to my grandparents house for the summer i get in my seat i look to see who ill be with for the next 6 hours and i see him. He looked at me like NOTHING happened. When i asked him where he went. He said: "I lost my friend." Then i remembered his dog was his LIFE...his dog had ran away and he found it 2 states away with a girl caring for it till it died. Needles to say. He married that woman (not because if the dog) and he now has 2 kids, and a dog. Every thursday...he listens to this song...the day Shoddy died. If you read this whole thing i praise you! Just thought i should share this
>>77445093
Haha I'm sorry I thought you said "I have an obsessive interest" but it's OK if you're not interested in Japan.
>>77445112
Ah I don't know about that lol. I think porn is not real life.
>>77445116
Hanshin Tigers. And sure bro here is my Tigers hat.
>>77445117
It's been a long time, LOL.
>>77445229
Thank you based Japanbro
I like your hat. Reminds me of the Hartford Whalers hockey logo.
Greetings from Camden! Royals suck.
>>77445229
please give us, the detroit tigers, Fujinami for money
>>77445229
oh I'm sorry, are you still here?
close the door on your way out..
>>77445260
I hope he stays on the Tigers but I would also like to see him in Major League. He probably won't come to MLB until a few years.
Are the Yankees finished?
>>77445397
judge got exposed
>>77445397
>>77445259
Orioles are one of the teams the Royals can't seem to beat away. Outside of the 2014 playoffs anyways.
Apparently they've only hit in 6 innings out of the past 60 innings played in Camden.
OAK Athletics vs SF Giants (NL #1 of 2)
10:15 PM ET | 7:15 PM PT
>>77445399
>>77445399
>>77445399
>The Angels are moving Jesse Chavez to the bullpen
>If he had started one more game his incentives would have kicked in
wew that's gotta suck
>Keuchel
>5 innings
>3 runs
>>77445862
He wanted Verlander too...
smart man
Oh man, Justin Wilson is Justin Grimm-ing right now.
>>77445862
hm can we trade Verlander to them now?
Lost Again Dudders are officially eliminated from the postseason
>>77445259
Quality post O's bro
>not watching the Philthies and the Angels
>having your win streak ended by the braves
>again
>pybh
>>77446097
Rather watch paint dry
>Nationals sick of getting raped
>Mets mad that they've fallen to shit while Dodgers still good
>Donny Buntball still bootyblasted
>Phillies don't need any extra incentive to lose
Is it safe to assume the NL Least is going to tank against the Braves so they get into the wildcard and eliminate the Dodgers?
>>77446161
Yeah, I've have a rough day, and there is nothing better to put me to sleep
>>77446150
>>77446150
seriously, do you get paid for posting this?
>can I can in on that?
>>77446174
it's a safe assumption that it's going to turn out that way
Why did they leave Chatwood in
Ninny League Worst getting BTFOd
>rookies
>cockies
>cuckies
>cusb
>schwarbage
Better get back on those pilates bro
>fuckies
this is fun -_-
>suckies
these are first round losses, yeah?
>>77446306
Depends if they Dudders decide to first or second round exit
Reds for world series 2018
>2 months of baseball
>Only 5 games back
>>77446321
FOURTEEN YEARS
1
4
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A
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>>77446334
AL is pretty nice this year, late Sept is going to be lit
Why is he so damn likable?
Yadi is THE GOAT active catcher and it's indisputable
>>77446376
It's Grandal.
>rookies
>>77446380
No I said it's "indisputable"
DINGERS IN ANAHEIM
I thought the Dudders bullpen was elite? How'd they blow a lead against the Barves?
>>77446319
How much of an opinion do you think they'll have on that topic
>by the end of the regulars
>football season in quickly approaching
SORRY
sorry, it slipped.. -_-
According to this, we are back to our regularly scheduled tanking. Sorry White Sox, Giants, and Padres fans, but we're thirsty for Beer.
>pebbles
>A FUCKING STONE
>lose 2 heartbreakers in a row after your starters decide to fuck up
>gain a half game in the division
H-ha all according to plan
>>77446469
You're doing a well done job
The Cardinals are going to meme their way to the top
MOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRR
MORE NAGELS HOME RUNSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Guys
How tacky would it be, as an A's fan, to get a knockoff jersey from China, one of their awesome home gold ones, where the back says "PTBNL" with the number 69 on it?
>>77446517
bold claim, card friend
>lillies
/a/stros
>>77446540
>>77446540
Explain
>>77446174
Marlels have a better chance of making wildcard if the injuries stop
>this inning
Jake Thompson has honestly never recovered from his short stint at the show last year. after that cup of coffee, he lost velocity, control, confidence, and his mechanics have eroded. It's bizarre how that sting destroyed him
>>77446567
PTBNL = joke about how all a's players get traded and its useless to buy a jersye with a player;s name on the back
69 = 69
>Jacob DeGrom up to pinch hit
what the fuck is wrong with the National League
>>77446586
Fuck the lillies
>>77446546
4 Games out with two months and only competition is streaky Brewers and that other team that apparently ran out of PEDs
>>77446150
>>77446597
Everything. Stop interleague play.
>>77446601
Fuck you buddy
orioles rising
>>77446649
not likely
>but we can always pretend
>i like pretend
>the Whos are trying to lose
>they're still choosing to use the DH
Pick one
Asstros lose to Gays in a shut out
>>77446627
Let's rumble then
>>77446566
what do you have to say about this>>77446714
We want answers...
>>77446742
Reported
>>77446566
Riceposter? Stop giving my school a bad name
this is a/comfy/ dingerfest in Anahymen
>datcatchtoenddainning
>>77446699
In mlb the show i sometimes switch the dh'spositions so the pitcher is forced to hit. Feels good man
>>77446872
You can refuse the DH. So why don't they? And for that matter why don't NL teams playing in AL parks do it? We all know pitchers hitting is "real" baseball so why go against your morals and play fake baseball?
>team blows a 3-0 lead in OOTP save
>immediately imagine the JUST and lyric threads that would be made
>>77446953
Ninny League literally cannot defend this
>>77446953
I never thought of it this way. You're right, of course. American League simply plays a superior game of baseball. We (NL) can't even win interleague games against the supermen of the American League.
You guys now remember J.D. Drew.
Do relief pitchers have to bat?
>>77446987
If it's in an NL park (or the pitcher is batting for whatever reason), unless the reliever is pinch hit for, he would have to bat
>>77446975
Also a fan of a Free Outs team here: I wish I could have been born near a superior American League team. It feels like a family curse, listening to my grandfather mutter to himself about "muh position play" "muh strategy". Scared that I will too be this way.
>>77446987
Yes, but usually NLbabbys will send someone up to hit for the pitcher, since pitchers are generally very bad at hitting and not at all fun to watch. Occasionally they will leave the free out in to bat, however, if the bullpen is depleted and the benefits of having a pitcher stay in the game outweigh surrendering a free out to the opposing team.
Literally where are the lifelong doyers fags? Where is the urinal kid?
>>77446987
Rarely. Familia did that in the final game in the NLDS in 2015
Bases loaded two outs, but here comes the pitcher up to the plate. Phew! He sure got outta that jam!
Skill, grit and gumption.
>>77447009
>everyone in the field has to bat
>except the pitcher for arbitrary conditions that i deem fair
arcade league """""""""""'logic"""""""""""' ladies and gentlemen
>>77447030
So why don't NL managers refuse to use the DH in AL parks? The DH is optional
>>77447030
I see you couldn't form an argument without resorting to sputtering memes. I suppose that's the level of intelligence we're working with, since you consider a double switch to be a strategic move worthy of an entire chapter in The Art of War.
>>77447035
It's advantageous to use the DH if it's afforded. That doesn't make it any less of a dumbfuck rule.
279th for DRWN BRNY
>>77447058
>It's advantageous to use the DH
>>77447021
But you know i-its the integrity of the game to let hits get away
There should be the AL Manager of the Year award and a second award that any manager can win, since "NL" Managers are pretty much pointless. They're all shit and don't use their own self righteous rules anyhow
>>77447058
So Manfred passes a universal elective DH rule. What's your ninny League going to do then?
>>77447065
>sputteribg greentext rage lacking any coherence
>JUST le fucc my le shit up!!! senpai
haha nice """"""""""""post""""""""". dumpass.
>>77447077
You are upset, I understand.
>Pitcher has a no hitter going after 8, at home
>base loaded, 2 out it's a 0-0 tie
>you're an NL team
>Pitcher comes to the plate
>he's batting a hot .150 on the season
What do you do?
>>77447077
stay mad
Wow, I'm an NL fan and this is embarrassing to be so blown the fuck away by these big dicked heroes of the American League. This sucks! I wish I was taller and my dick was bigger.
>>77446747
TEN UNANSWERED RUNS
KEKIES SEASON OVER
When are we going to see designated runners introduced for catchers in the AL? They are all slow because they crouch down a bunch so we should just have fast guys run for them instead
>>77447087
>he's batting a hot .150 on the season
kek
>>77447097
Also designated steroids for outfielders
>>77447091
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryDOy3AosBw
>1995
no we're talking
>>77447104
Bellinger plays in the Free Outs league
>>77447104
And designated aluminum bats. We need more offense
>>77447002
>>77447009
>>77447019
I'm confused. Can relief pitchers have a DH too? If they can, is it only on AL games/parks?
>>77447061
>2020_WORLD_SERIES_CHAMPS.webm
This thread's getting interesting
Id be ok with the a.l. getting rid of the dh, its so awesome when a pitcher hits a dinger, when i was a wee lad i remember maddux hitting a walk off homer before the cubs let him go to the barves. Also the homer that big sexy bartolo colon hit to break the spirit of james shields is legendary.
Fuck the American League baka desu senpai. Who agrees?
>>77447133
The DH is the DH and yeah, it's only in AL parks
>>77447133
Only in AL parks. DH is just a spot in the batting order, you can change out all the pitcher you want and the same DH stays in the lineup.
>>77447144
>have a free out because batting .100 means you hit 1/10 balls so one of them is fun right guys
>>77447152
sit the fuck down
>>77447144
>lol remember those two times?
>keep the rule!
Is this the compelling and literate crack analysis the National League was founded upon?
I stand humbly correct, monsieur.
>>77447158
>>77447163
Oh, I get it now. Thanks to all who replied.
The Cubs have averaged 8 runs per game against the DBacks this year. Who can stop >us?
Is there anyone on Earth more milquetoast than Steve Bartman?
>that word, again..
>do not think it means what you think it means..
>>77447289
Not an argument.
>>77447294
>what can i get for you today sir?
>>77447304
Do you have any vegan options?
>cubes fans silent all season
>team starts looking above mediocre
>here they come scurrying out of the woodwork
>like roaches...
at least whos fans have the spine to accept the shit we fling at them.
>>77447294
>>77447303
>>77447278
>>77447289
guys don't feel bad for Judge
even after every game that he loses and sucks, now all he has to do is go to the showers, take off his clothes and stare at his massive dingdong dangling between his legs
we know he's a virgin so he probably grabs it and pleasures himself furiously spewing horselike quantities of hot man goo everywhere
>>77447326
Nutted 2 this
>>77447326
>>77447326
>horselike quantities of hot man goo
dude
Tebow and Judge hitting 3 and 4
Oakland Athletics twitter
>"Speedy newcomer Dustin Fowler ready to grow with A's"
>>77447309
here bro... have some of my fries
>>77447353
>le foul ball in the stands Yankees meme catch
someone on their coaching staff needs to be like "don't fucking do this"
>>77447304
You got any milk toast?
you think Trout enjoys annihilating his childhood team?
>>77443598
How long did it take the Giants to win one in SF?
Why do people keep saying the Dodgers are gonna choke this year?
Bros....
>>77447478
They lost today
>>77446961
>Tfw witnessed the Expos blow a huge lead on 3 WS games in a row and also imagined the threads
We're too far gone anon
>>77447507
>Expos
>WS
Shit, that was already too far
>>77447355
Cool, thanks dude
I could strike you out with three pitches.
>>77447579
t. Dellin Betances
>>77443111
he's completely right th0
>9 game win streak
>lose to the Barfs
>>77447312
Of course neither boys town inhabiting cubes fans or other fans have replied back to this brilliant post. Fairweather as fuck. I dont really come to this general obsessively enough to see what fanbases of teams that suck still post here and support their club, rain or shine, but im sure there are some.
Its easy as fuck to be a fan when the bandwagon is going, filthy casuals.
Anyone here got any cool baseball stories? One time I had gay sex with Corey Kluber because he paid me.
And you?
>>77447518
>Posts this image when nobody's shown kershaws spaghetti against adams
That'll show them!
>>77447827
The 2014 and 2015 NLDS
I would give anything i n the world to smell Yu Davish's crack
>>77447973
Prove it.
>>77447973
those are low standards you must have
maybe smell a Cy Young award winner's crack, or a guy who has pitched in a World Series's crack, or a guy who has won a single playoff game's crack, you shouldn't just go off smelling any gook off the street's crack you know.
Trips yanks win world series
>>77447973
>5 earned runs against fucking Toronto in the ALDS
lmfao when the Diamondbacks shame this blowhard back to Japan
>>77447973
Who?
Singles and the Mets sweep the Yankees this month
>At 1,299 games, Adam Lind leads the majors in most games played without a postseason appearance.
>this face
>JUST
I guess since he's on the Nats that will finally change though.
>>77448058
>go to barber
>shave everything except my chin please
>instead of denying he ever fucked that girl, he admits he did but says he thought she was 16 and not 14
is there a bigger retard on the planet?
>>77448280
If he had just shut his dumb fucking mouth he maybe had a chance of being in the hall of fame someday, maybe even getting in while he was alive. But he had to open aforementioned dumb fucking mouth and the indignant crybaby shit that fell out confirmed he's never, ever getting in
I'm not losing sleep
>>77448058
>L-I-N-D, Adam is right here
Jose Bautista got knocked unconscious by a much smaller man
>>77448723
Smelly, stinky Odor
>>77443662
Cant fail if you dont try ;)
National league is shit
>>77447726
Not that embarrassing this time. We got used to it after they ended our 11 game winning streak.
Think the madman is done yet?
>>77443473
Diamondbacks are winning the National League pennant.
>a paki/nip hybrid is going to save the dodgers from kershaws choking in the playoffs
the next LA dynasty is here boys
Dodgers will fuck up in September when darvish gets hit by a pitch on his hand
>>77450242
That or Darvish, like Kershaw, is forced to actually pitch in the postseason and chokes.
Assuming you are a major league ballplayer, would you fug a 14 year old, /mlb/?????
>>77450424
Darvish in colorado would be like jimenez in colorado, which means free home runs
>>77444090
P.C Richard and Sons Jingle
/mlb/ in July
>Hahaha Dustin Fowler just proved he was a bust and had a career ending injury. yaks BTFO!!!!
/mlb/ in August
>W-what? The Yankees just traded Dustin Fowler? D-don't they realize they just traded their entire farm away??
Really makes you think
>>77450856
the yanks get so much jealousy and hate and they're not even good this year
1st pick soon. Nothing you can do about it Philly. Nothing we can do about it either.
>MillerTime on 10-day DL
>Plutko called up
>more innings for Shaq and Goody
W-WINDIANS?
>>77450856
What is 'Things that never happened' for $100
after noon based ball in a couple hours lads
lmao
>>77451222
Anon I'm sorry, but the tank rolls on
>>77451530
Wow, aren't you so glad that Mike Chernoff was really active at the trade deadline?
>>77451538
>this damage control
/MLB/ rejoiced when Fowler got hurt, and then literally just yesterday they were saying that they traded their entire farm because he got traded away
>every top prospect in the Yankees farm is overrated and a bust
>but when they trade away only two of them, both of them were going to be the next mike trout and the Yankees are making a huge mistake hmmmm........
>>77451773
>>77451803
substantiate your claims. Find one person who said both of these things.
>>77448404
>>77448280
>caring about the Hall
Pete Rose has money and it's not like he played in an era where steroid abuse was rampant so they can't put an asterisk next to his stats.
The fact that he is literally number one at a bunch of shit makes it impossible to shake him off. You can't not see the guy's name on the top of an all time hit count, at bats, singles, or out list on fangraphs and whenever ESPN pulls it out he'll be there.
There's absolutely no reason for him to be, but he's in a position where he can say "fuck the hall" because his career was just that good. It's not like Bert Blyleven where the Hall of Fame distinction boosts an excellent career that would otherwise have gone under the radar.
>>77451865
>Pete Rose has money
Which is why he's doing bingo hall meet and greets?
>>77450453
I had a group of high school girls flirt with me at my job the other day and I'm in my early 20s. Assuming they were 16 or older and consenting (law in my state) I would easily have fugged this cute one with medium sized tits, still a little acne, and blue jeans. We touched hands briefly. Some chad in her high school will probably just date rape her in his truck though.
If I knew her age was the number 14, no.
I'm not like the degenerates who like 10 year olds, but most girls have literally finished puberty by age 16 (some have developed considerably by age 14) and many are practically adults (physically).
Red Sox pushing back their ace's start so he can be used against an actual MLB team.
>>77451824
Here's the thread with the fanfare after Fowler got injured
>https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/76840359/#76840359
And I'm not going to link your lazy ass to the thread regarding the Yankees trading their entire farm system since it literally happened yesterday, and you're more than capable of finding it yourself.
>>77452028
>Haha I'm not going to even TRY to prove my bogus claims
>>77452006
Red Sox fan here, he choked ignominiously against the White Sox earlier this year, and against the Twins, and two nights ago against the Indians. Those are pretty much his only bad starts this year.
The comedy central are the only teams that have Sale's number.
>>77452028
>being this autistic
So what if you're right? No one cares about your autism.
>>77452006
>making roster changes
>early august
lmao
sox on panic mode confirmed
>>77452031
how do you forget the content of a whole quarter of a thread from yesterday
>>77452006
>Cubs afraid to let Quintana pitch against the White Sox
>Red Sox afraid to let Sale pitch against the White Sox
Are the White Sox the most fearsome team in the league?
>>77452047
>Y-you're just autistic, we weren't saying the Yankees sold their entire farm system yesterday
>>77452047
Wew
How hard are the Dodgers gonna rape in the playoffs?
>>77452047
>Say Yankees fans overrate their prospects, and they're all busts
>Yankees trade away a prospect with a severe injury
>"The Yankees just traded away their entire future!!"
>>77452080
That and it makes much more sense to have your ace start against Tampa which actually has starting pitchers and thus low opportunities to score runs.
This shitty batting order may very well only score one run against Alex Cobb/Chris Archer then Cishek.
Doug Fister will probably look like a Cy Young award winner versus Chicago.
>/mlb/ will eventually stop being obsessed with the Dodgers and dedicating entire generals to them
>but they'll move on to dedicating entire generals to the Yankees
We truly are the worst general.
>>77452133
that and the Red Sox seem to trigger some sort of butthurt survival response mechanism in insecure teams like the Rays and Orange Ducks that brings out their best baseball.
>>77452133
This.
Why waste sale on an AA lineup on a day you're also going to score 10 off their AA starter?
>>77450453
Nah, too old.
>>77452080
Their criminal throwing of games is a thing other teams don't want to be involved in.
Pitchers are so scared of Aaron Judge they're not giving him anything to hit anymore. That is the real reason why his numbers have declined a bit.
Think if you were a pitcher. Would you rather walk Judge or turn around and squint as a ball goes 450+ feet in the distance?
>>77452320
Yeah, his walk rate is up since his slump started, but so is his chase rate. He just needs to stop pressing at the plate. He also gets just under a lot of pitches in the strikezone. O'Neill was talking about how you can see his form kind of falling apart on his swings right now. Hopefully he has a big August not make up for July.
>>77452088
Yu Darvish
>5.40 Postseason ERA, 0-2 win-loss record against Baltimore and Toronto, the literal bottom feeders of the AL East.
and Clayton Kershaw
>4.55 Postseason ERA, 4-7 win loss record. Mest, Shitbirds, we know.
will choke
>>77452320
Is this the first slump he has been in this season?
>>77452672
No, he started off the season really slow. It wasn't as big of a surprise back then though, since everyone thought he would be Chris Davis 2.0
>>77444090
All strikeout sfx are annoying for the team and fans of the team being struck out. I hate the Yankees but their choice is relatively cool and tasteful.
At least nu-Yankee Stadium isn't like Doyer Stadium which has some meme top 40 shit for every possible outcome during the game. Their organist is alright though.
MILB Pipeline farm system rankings
1. White Sox
2. Braves
3. Padres
4. Yankees
5. Rays
6. A's
7. Phillies
8. Brewers
9. Astros
10. Dodgers
>>77452825
whens
BIG
GREEN
UP
ARROW
If I told you in 2015 that Zack Greinke and Jose Quintana would be facing off for Arizona and Chicago, what would you tell me?
>>77453054
"okay"
>>77453054
that the Arizona farm system is fairly rich in postional player prospects and has the payroll to acquire Greinke's services.
and that the White Sox front office is a lunatic asylum so who the fuck knows.
Clint Frazier looks absolutely horrid in pinstripes and is gonna bust hard anyway, shoulda traded him
>>77453492
To who?
>>77453608
oakland
>>77453492
Gingers look bad in everything.
Do not underestimate their insecurity and drive though. He wants Yankees fans to be the loving parents he never had.
>I'm not an abomination please love me
>>77453976
Adam Judge is my favorite player.
>>77453054
I'd say that's less likely than Darvish and Kershaw playing on the same team
>tfw Cubs-DBacks gets delayed
>errbody sleepin on guerrero and bichette
you're all fags anyways i guess
>>77454225
You mean Darren Judd
>>77454394
>oh wow le next generation of Blow Gays XD!
meanwhile your payroll is going to untradeable, decaying albatrosses like Bautista, Donaldson, and Tulowitzski.
it's a tragedy Stroman, Guerrero, and whatshisface will all rot in Toronto.
>>77453903
my friend told me once that gingers are only one of two things, either total abominations or incredibly beautiful
tbf I've seen a number of ridiculously hot ginger chicks
>>77452067
Now find the post where that anon laughed at the other point
>>77454475
bautista is an FA after this season, dolan is an FA in 2019. tulo and martin could be a problem but russGOD is a forever solid catcher that can handle any kind of staff and tulo is tulo I guess, together they're the solid backbone of the infield. it could be a lot worse
>>77454394
Nobody is sleeping on them. We all know they're tearing it up as a duo. I'm just too high on my Dodger prospects to really care. My boys Mitchell White, Keibert Ruiz, and Walker Buehler are the only prospects for me.
RIP Willy ;_;
>>77454910
>only a fractured jaw
that's a good thing senpai, could have been a lot worse. still could be I guess, never know with head injuries
cant wait for this faggots arm to break so philthy fans can suffer even more
>>77455094
True. With this much time and this much testing by now it does seem hopeful its not concussion or worse.
>>77455184
rude af
BB BEARS VS. SNEKS IS HAPPENING
>>77455342
>>77455342
>>77455342
>>77455386
What the fuck? Quit posting in MY fucking thread.
>be Jose Quintana
>suck shit
What did he mean by this?
give grenke your power bros
>>77455699
But I thought he was going to be a Cy young pitcher now that hes no longer on the who's?
>Gillaspie DFA'd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1VZjkEfPiU
F
>be Cubs
>get smacked so hard you need a (((rain delay)))
plz pray for rain delay to last little
we cant trust the sneks bullpen early in the game plz bros plz
>>77456177
Come home Conor
we have your brother
>>77447827
Weird, same.
>>77456329
dropped my image
>>77455778
That's the good thing about the Dodgers. We have Rick Honeycutt the goat pitching coach.
>Yankees desperately handing out days off to Judge to try and fix him
Just give up and sell, your rebuild failed
You could tell your kids you were there for the two months when everyone went nutty for Aaron Judge, the used car salesman in Tulsa.
You could tell your kids, theoretically, but you'll never have sex.
Is he a Hall of Famer?
>>77456544
No. Is he even in the team's hall of fame?
>>77456570
Yes
>>77456580
Pity entry.
>>77456544
Steve Garvey is way better and he doesn't sniff the hall
Marcus Stroman @MStrooo6
>Throwback to when my "problematic unpredictable behavior" helped me graduate from one of the best institutions in the world! Lol #TBT @DukeU
Hmm
CF: Trout
P: Kershaw
C: Posey
2B: Altuve
Any other positions have an indisputable top player?
>>77456544
alas no
>>77456592
Nah, he was a solid leader on the team for many years, one of the best if not the best on the team and of course the WS GS.
>>77456741
>3B NOLAN ARENADO
inb4 some cubes fanboy with muh kris bryant memes
lmao
>>77456741
bad b8
>>77456741
>Kershaw
There goes the thread.
>>77456741
SS: Galvis
>>77456741
>why are they fighting?
>they're all bigger than me
>I'd rather be at home watching tv
>I'm gonna get plunked tomorrow, I just know it
>everyone hates me because I ruined baseball
>my feet hurt
>do you think they'll notice I'm not helping?
>I wish I was a dodger
>>77456764
Rendon is having a much better season.
>>77456741
SS: Didi
>>77456998
tbf my bro Kersh also gave no fucks about some brawl this season too
>>77456998
>I wish I was a dodger
Why would he wish to be a ringless resident of a smog-filled desert hellhole?
>>77456741
RF: Harper
1B: Goldschmidt
SS: Seager
>>77457027
Didi is the undisputed 6th best SS in all of baseball.
>>77457049
>Harper
laughingaaronjudge.jpg
>>77456764
You misspelled Jose Ramirez: the GOAT
>>77457093
>Aaron Judge
Puhleeeze.
>>77457114
Harper: 4.8 WAR
Judge: 5.8 WAR
Harper is nothing but a meme
>>77457045
>smog
This meme always makes me laugh. It's like they're stuck in the 80s with that meme.
>>77457174
Judge is regressing hard. He's Yasiel Puig tier.
>>77457209
>He doesn't realize that Harper has been mediocre since May
Can he make a comeback?
>the shitty of dj lemaypoo
>>77457248
The fuck you say? He's having almost an identical season statistically as he did when he won the NL MVP, unanimously.
>>77457317
I still don't get how this was possible
couldn't he have gone back to the base in all that time?
>>77457392
>Really old
>Catcher with bad legs
>Asshole who doesn't give a shit
>>77457093
He's basically Kyle Schwarber now that pitchers have figured him out. He's pretty shit.
>>77457317
his lead was probably too big and he got frozen, and bartolo is kinda faking a throw to first as he's running up right before the tag
i'd probably get frozen too if I saw big sexy hurtling toward me like that all of a sudden
>want to look up pitchers hitting stats to make fun of Schwarber
>mlb.com doesn't have any because no pitchers qualify
Fuck
>>77457532
>mlb.com
Use fangraphs or baseball reference, senpai
But to help your point, Bumgarner, Glasnow, Syndergaard, and Cahill have all been better hitters than Schwarber this year
>>77457532
> mlb.com
.250/.333/.625
.190/.305/.423
One of these hitters is Kyle Schwarber and one is Madison Bumgarner. Can anyone guess which is which?
>>77457532
just use mlb.com, (Ya Walnut)... =\
we don't need to teach you to tie your shoes again, do we?
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>>77457717
more like Poop Goldschmidt
>>77457717
ask him if he forgot a comma
>common mistake
>>77457726
Man, I love watching Paul Goldschmidt shit!
>>77457749
other end?
>of the sentence structure
>>77457755
Man I love watching Paul, Goldschmidt shit!
>>77457749
>>77457755
You know what... it's fine..
Perfect, in factuartier... 11/10
>>77457766
;_;
Yes.. this is sad.. let's forget about this one... forever
>>77457785
>>77457785
New in a few
>>77457785
>>77457785
>earl
>the pearl
ON TIME and GENERAL
>>77457835
>>77457835
>>77457835
>>77446376
That is a weird way to spell Perez.
>>77446376
Posey, McCann, and Grandal are all better but whatever you say cardinalscuck.