/heem/

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Would Bingo Schlob drag Stipe into deep waters?

Hardy
Rohan
Cormier
Cruz
Stann

In that order

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>Maia isn't strong enough to take Tyron down

>>77359901
>that blood spurt

>>77359872
if you're on stimulants i believe you

>>77359937
yes. it's horrible. i don't know why i do this shit. it's like as soon as i touch my dick on any stim the day is wasted and sore penis guaranteed.

where's picksnigger i need to get in at least 6 or 7 more picks

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I really think Cowboy heems chinless Lawler, I don't see Robbie being able to match the skill and speed.

>>77359872
How many times did you jizz ?

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>same people who are saying Mayweather is too old to fight, are saying Cormier is in the peak of his career

Really makes you think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U14mQvmJGSQ

Have we talked about how Frank Mir thinks Brando is a shill with no integrity?

>>77359949

Last time I did something like that my shit was so raw it forced me to take a break from it for a couple of weeks

really made me feel restless

>>77360008
5 but no jizz came out the 5th time

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first for my liege

DC will win by TKO believe me

>>77360036

>Frank "Kangaroo Meat" Mir

Hes not wrong but all Analysts are shills literally just fight promoters behind a desk

There are tons of reasons to hate Schaub but doing a job isn't one of them

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Money Money Money Money Team
Money Money Money Money Team
Money Money Money Money Team
Money Money Money Money Team
Money Money Money Money Team


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mZcQ30Dn30

>>77360093
it's pronounced "Murr"

>>77360030
how do you know it's the same people

Will this be the first non-Conor ppv since 200 to do over a million buys?

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>>77359901

>>77359901
has Maia even been hit hard in his career?

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>>77360130

700k.

>>77360130
600,000, max.

>>77360114
I'm not talking about /heem/ shitposter, but rather media fight "analysts"

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Name a better main card.

I'll wait....

>>77360130
neither man can draw a dime

>>77360140
he lost a boring decision to prime Anderson

>>77360150
Oezdemir is going to be UFC's first fatality, and Evinger will tap due to strikes about 40 seconds in, looks like a meme card to me

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>>77360140

>>77360130

600-800k

I feel like the promotion for this fight until super recently got crowded out by May Mac

PPV is a dying medium but this is an amazing card... like I don't actually feel ripped off buying it

>>77360150
202.

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i could heem everyone here and twice on sunday

>>77360151
they drew 900k the first time

>>77360175
where the fuck is marquardt anyway

>losing decisions to post-USADA vitor and smilin sam

sad

>>77360163

Lamas/Knight and Sterling/Barao should all be on the main card fuck Jimi

>>77360207
sterling was exposed by caraway, barao will heem him

friendly reminder that joness last 5 fights or so were really not that exciting. This fight will most likely be like the last one

>>77360204
He's shot to shit

>>77359938
>he has white skin but it's tanned so he's not white

Idiot, I bet you think the Diaz brothers are black

>>77359872
you gonna die like that brazilian boy

>>77360228
barao is not the same since he fought dillashaw

> 10 hours left
> no one popped yet

>>77359891
Brandon Sleep is the bes feightar

>huge card
>have to work

Just heem me.

Do you guys think if 2 guys score it a draw and one scores it a win for the other it should be a draw or a win for the guy with 1 judge

In boxing that's a win but in mma it's a draw

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>>77360344
>working on Sundays

yeah you should heem yourself and your boss

How are you guys doing to pass the time until the fights tonight, lads? I don't know if I can make it

>>77360361
its saturday m8

>>77360369
It'll be on Sunday morning on the right side of the atlantic

>>77360369
Working Saturday nights ain't much better bro than Sunday days

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>>77360060
I hear dat

>>77360352

Judging should be a consensus because why have three judges then?

Thats a Majority Draw wethrough that with Woodley vs Wonderboy I

>>77360344
I just got a new job, have to leave at 5am Monday morning so I really shouldn't mess up my sleeping pattern but...

>>77360381
>>77360383
>>77360284
>>77360233


How much is the card for you guys?

I've heard its priced different in the EU/UK, what would you guys have to pay for the PPV?

>>77360383
I'd rather work tomorrow day than tonight and have to miss the fights. Also working weekend nights is shit because the pay is the same as the weekend day shift.

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Today's the day

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>>77360344
JUST

John Jones is going to retire DC

>>77360405
17 Euro is the price for germans on ufc.tv

>>77360387
There is many reasons to have 3 judges, if 1 judge score it for a and the other for b then what would that be? You need 3 judges

>>77360420
>John
heem yourself casual

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>>77360405
PAYING FOR A PPV, what a goof

>>77360420
""""""John""""""" is losing tonight newfag

>>77360405
it's much cheaper but staying up until 6AM for a ppv is just plain stupid

>>77360368
fightpass+videogames+weed

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anyone else get the feeling that Dana would satisfy Conor sexually if Conor asked him to?

>>77360030
Is that Rumble Johnson Off Season?

>>77360453
>>77360423

Is it worth proxying into the EU and buying it there?

>>77360361
2bh i used to do this at my old IT job at verizon. not very busy, plus an extra 25% pay differential for sunday hours.

>>77360502
Why go to such lengths if you only aim to be a half cheapskate ? It's easier to just pirate it

>>77360344
What job makes you work on saturday evening?

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rate my bet

>what shall i spend the certain winnings on?

>>77360591
EZ money, for the bookies

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>>77360557
The global economy never stops moving.

>>77360557
probably works at a restaurant or something

>>77360591
I don't like Maia or Knight

Jon is winning with a spinning elbow as well

>>77360591

I agree with all of those and the only real toss up is Cerrone since he sucks against pressure boxers but Lawler has not been looking so hot

>>77360591
>5fight parlay
the bookies love him

>>77360619
5 fight parlay with 4 method conditions, at least they only spent $5

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>>77360591
Not good

>>77360591
>Knight
>Cerrone
3/10

>>77360648
>>77360591
Nm just realized that's a parlay, 0/10

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>>77360631
>>77360619

who cares I put money on what I'm feeling and back it.

If it comes off nice, if not oh well.

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>>77360631
why is the average IQ between the yuros here so low?

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Post picks for tonight lads don't know where the guy is

>>77360405
I dunno, I DL it in the morning via turrent and watch it in the afternoon after dinner with my bro

>>77360710
doing the same desu

>>77360591
this is the "i don't like money" post

What program do I use for streaming tonight


Help a brother out, I don't want to deal with reddit links

>>77360739
ufc.tv

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>>77360660
I try not to accumulators, always get one wrong

I did get one on 211 though

>>77360751
Good meme, friend

>>77359901
>Rick the gatekeeper Story
wow no way

Anyone knows where I can watch UFC early days or I'm not sure if it was other promotion, where fighters from different weight categories were fighting like that big fat black dude against some karate guy

>>77360734

and what are your picks carlos?

>>77360816
https://www.ufc.tv/page/fightpass

>>77360603
>>77360614
>>77360618
>>77360619
>>77360659
>>77360734

All said and done those picks are not bad and some people are able to make crazy money of this shit. lilthcuck and i know this dude on facebook that does parlays and im like what the fuck are you doing but he wins

>>77360739
Download acestream
There will be links on reddit, mmastreams or whatever, to use in the program.

>>77360853
its $5 so ill give you a pass

>>77360853

$5 parlays like that make the fights fun to watch as you have a low risk high reward investment

but you are just giving the bookie money

>>77360860
Man if I was in Jacare's shoes I'd just request a contract termination, you cannot humiliate and disrespect someone's workhorse ethics, achievements and talent like that, you just can't. I know why Dan was given the shot, don't try to elaborate about Dana's logic. However, Jacare would take on five copies of Dan Henderson simultaneously in the octagon and destroy every single one of them, I can bet my life on that. I hope this is a parting gift for Henderson and then he's gone for good. I'm fed up with that faggot Joe Rogan's commentaries about ''muh mythical H bomb'' anyways.

>>77360860
That's what I was looking for, thanks. Last time i was too lazy to install this and I regretted it

>>77360863
not me i do not gamble but I know a guy and he did Darren Elkins decision Jimmie Rivera decision Chase Sherman decision Alex Oliveira ko and he got it and i thought he was stupid when he posted it

>>77360881
I don't gamble because I dont get how it makes fights fun, if you lose money it can make a good fight seem bad because you're pissed you lost money

>>77360923
He was caught with estrogen blockers. Remember the tale of Bob. Bob had bitch tits from injecting testosterone which made his body up the estrogen. You take blockers after cycling a whole lot so your tits remain this side of scrumptious.

>>77360944
I want to like Cain but I can't get past the Brown Pride tattoo, so fucking ridiculous. Also the hardcore pretending to be mexican bit does my shit in. Like when the faggy journos at conferences ask Cain questions in Spanish for literally no reason and then he has to force his spanish to answer them.

Just be american like you actually are ya plonker.

>>77360951
>>77360974
i agree with both these posts

Evanger didn't seem that much smaller than Cyborg but I've never seen any women throw strikes like Cyborg

lads Jose Aldo is killing it, webms coming soon

>>77360387
>American education
Hahahahahhahahaahahahsh

>>77360468
why would they need to sexually satisfy each other when they are making enough money to hire a different woman from your family every hour on the hour to polish their mushroom caps?

>>77361072
You now remember the first MMA fighter to appear on the cover of Sports Illustrated: "Stupid sexy" Roger Huerta.

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>>77361063
good for Jose can't wait anon

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>>77361063

Can't wait for Aldo vs Swanson

>>77361063
I think a lot of people feel like they SHOULD have enjoyed it just because it was one of the only fights on the entire card that wasn't just a complete one-sided memefest, and muh ufc200

But it wasn't good m8. Not a spicy banger and not even that technical. 25 mins of standing and swinging and missing, Aldo lands three sig strikes for the victory.

Hope Aldo/Conor II goes like that, though. A completely non spicy, dance around match, that Connie loses by decision. The buttrage would be interesting

Remember that time you guys thought Rumble would beat DC? Hahahahahahahahahhaha

>>77360944
It gives you a bit more of an emotional attachment to the fight since you've actually got some skin in the game. Just dont bet anything you aren't able to lose

>>77361122
lolll that look on aldo's face. he actually thought it was a game. wtf fighting stance is that anyway... guy is cringe af

https://streamable.com/l11o5

https://streamable.com/dqqjr

Turns out I have no idea how to make them 3mb so they're here instead

>>77360813
He beat pre usada Hendricks

DC wins by split decision.

It's already been decided. It's a payout for the mafia.

Hope you didn't fall for the Jones meme.

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you have to be one SERIOUSLY stupid retard to think that post USADA jones is going to beat DC.

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>>77359844
hows our boy gonna do tonight lads?

>>77361167
Why didn't you tell me this before I put $50 on Jones?

>>77361139
Aldo by submission

>>77361141
>Be Rick story
>Upset Hendricks, alves, start getting some hype behind you
>Supposed to fight Marquardt for a title shot
>Marquardt drops out, little no name Charlie brenneman takes short notice fight
>Drop a unanimous decision
>Hype, mental state destroyed

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fite me

put a cheeky 5 buckaroos on my boy dc

What is the name of the image called?

Where's picksbro at? By the time I get around to thinking about my picks these days he always seems to be MIA.

>>77361174
i didn't know lithcuck is fighting tonight

>>77359844
anyone else pretty excited for maia vs woodley? good matchup

>>77361213
He was taking picks yesterday, hell probably be on to take last minute stuff during the prelims

>>77361209
They went hunting for supplements for the blockers in them too on the podcast and quick searches found none and Chael and Joe had never heard of it being a thing so him saying it's a supplement thing is unlikely as shit too. Supps aren't going to be tainted by something not on the label if nothing that company makes has that ingredient. he's going 2 years without fighting, might even retire from the game at that point

>>77361167
>post USADA Jones
He looks leaner and more muscular than ever before

>>77361238
>more muscular
less than last time

>>77361236
>probably
he would have to lose electricity to not be on here

>>77361223
UFC are praying Maia loses. If he wins this is going to hurt their bottom line because casuals despise Maia's style. Imagine actually being Maia.

>>77361237
Watch the Victor Conte jre he does a good job of explaining how Jones was most likely on the gas

>>77361139
>>77361187
Doesn't matter because Aldo thinks he's a boxer now

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>>77361139
>open links
>not only is aldo humping a guy rigorously, he's trying to remove his jacket and pants while he does so

>>77361254
Tyron hasn't exactly been a draw either especially after the last shitter with wonderboy

>>77361248
what is your maximum bench press?

>>77361306
bout tree fiddy

>>77361254
but if maia wins gsp will be immediately ready to fight at WW

>>77361254
>>77361302

Tyron will put on a boring split decision win then put on an even more boring fight against GSP

after that the second he loses he'll get the Shields treatment and Dana will never let him Main Event again

I pick DC and Volkan

>everyone picking DC
In so fucking glad I have $50 on Jones. Screencap this, Jones will win and Australian MMA knowledge will be respected again.

>>77361366
how many people do you hire to pick your big nose?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V0mqOj-4Uk

HAHAHAH HE CANT STOP LOSING

kailin curran is free money as the underdog

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>>77361403
>Aldo by submission

>>77361177
don't worry about it, 50 dingo dollars is like 2 actual dollars, so you're not losing THAT much.

>>77361238
>i'm a clueless retard who doesn't understand how steroids work

>>77361223
>>77361254

Maia winning would be justice, especially after they tried to fuck him with last minute notice.

I want to see Dana grinding his teeth at the presser after Tyron gets backpacked and subbed.

>>77361237
No i mean't the literal stock image. I have seen it a lot but i don't know the sauce

>>77361403
he's an mma fighter did people expect him to win that at this point in his career?

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I don't give a single fuck about the Lawler Cowboy fight.

Come at me.

>>77361455
haha cool lad I love unilad too

>>77361455

That's the only fight on the main card I'm having trouble picking. I have not been impressed with either of their performances lately.

>>77361440
jon jones has never taken peds in his life and never will

>>77361455
lawler looks like he doesn't give a single fuck either

Can US cucks bet online nowadays?

>>77361403
I skipped through but I never saw him tap, is it just points based?

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>How can we stop the Brazilians from tuning out when all their pathetic "heroes" are getting heemed?
>Lets give Cyborg some no-name and pretend it'll be a good fight

>>77361481
They are has-beens.

>>77361497
He's got a bad atttitude.

unironically what happened between jon jones and luke thomas?

Biggest fight card in a while and I've not been HEEMing much, give me your fresh memes and good posts lads

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>>77361484
>jon jones has never taken peds in his life

>>77361455

They are both on their way out

I just hope they have the nerve to call it quits before looking like Penn or Sanchez. Lawler might but I can see Cowboy going into serious denial

>>77361519
lel
isn't evinger literally the best opponent available?

>>77361533
He hasn't. You're just amazed that a guy can be that gifted.

>GDR VACATED TO AVOID FIGHTING CYBORG
i still don't understand why she did this
she throws away a belt and a payday and at least a tiny chance to become a name if she won
what's the worst that would happen, an amanda nunes style ass kicking?

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>>77361554
Nunes should be on paper at least

>>77361554
I dont follow the league enough to know. Her record wouldn't suggest it. But I was just memeing anyway. THough I do genuinely dislike Brazil and it's "people".

i actually think that jones has been clean 100% and DC has actually been taking steroids all this time

>>77361520
luke is pretty annoying, probably said something jones didn't like and he took it personally

https://soundcloud.com/siriusxmrush/luke-thomas-reacts-to-the-jon-jones-question-denial-at-the-ufc-214-presser

>>77361608
reacts to what?

>>77361509
Yes he spent more time on bottom, for someone who mainly trains striking to not get submitted by crivelari is impressive

>>77361634
Valentina arm bar

you ask too many questions

>>77361639
Ah right, thanks. Yeah, as I recall he was mostly there for a bit of fun anyway.

>>77361627
Good Luke was in full SJW mode for Jon early on when he was fucking up his career

stands and bangs > high fight iq

>>77361616
i actually think that Lesnar has been clean 100% and Hunt has actually been taking steroids all this time

>>77361520
Jon refused to answer Luke's question at a presser.

https://youtu.be/l8GOzqOcs-I?t=4m12s

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>>77361688
maia > stand and bang

>>77361720
wow that would explain why hes still buttsore all this time

imagine taking steroids to get an edge and still lose in a humliating fashion

>>77361721
based bodyguard in the back

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>>77361567
>dingo fucker seriously thinks penis pills jones hasn't done steroids

stop huffing so much gas, cletus.

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>>77360108
YEEEAAHH YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

after tonight i'm out of /heem/ until the next big event. spent way too long here this week.

>>77361610
Evinger has been fighting for a long time and is actually a good wrestler. Cyborg too strong though. She's a no-name to casuals, but regular fans know who she is.

>>77361607
Funny thing is that GDR has striking that could probably compete with Cyborg. She would still lose because Cyborg is much more active, but it wouldn't be lopsided.

>>77361721
>Refused
He clearly gave an answer

>>77361808
He replied, but it wasn't an answer to the question.

You now remember weidman beat maia

>>77361721
i'm so happy that happened lol

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FRESH SUCC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Df-pupkzip4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Df-pupkzip4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Df-pupkzip4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Df-pupkzip4

FRESH SUCC

>>77361831
and on 12 hours notice with a 50 pound weight cut, truly the greatest of all time

>>77361775
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMA6xAHo6Ws

>>77361843

neat

>>77361627
>woman's voice
why do radio/tv shows do this

literally him talking for 5 minutes and then a girl says "i agree"

>>77361843

>Demian Maia, 170!

>Tyrone Woodley, 170!

>>77361843
jon jones is so phoney he can't actually say anything nice without seeming phoney

>>77361843
>jones talking about how he never felt like this for a fight before
hes gonna lose miserably

>>77360826
>https://www.ufc.tv/page/fightpass
Ty

I wish every here could heem me so I don't have to wait anymore.

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DC
Woodley
Evinger
Cerrone
Manuwa

>>77360150
205

There will be a fatality in the ring tonight

>>77362032
Had aldo hit a couple inches lower they both would have been slept.

>>77361843
>DC sprawled out face down on the floor before the weigh ins

sign of things to come unfortunately

>>77362085
Aldo would kill Conor in a rematch

>>77362093

I'll take "things we'll never get to find out" for 500, Alex.

>>77361961
He's a psychopathic narcissist

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>post yfw Jones heems DC

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>>77361519
>>Lets give Cyborg some no-name and pretend it'll be a good fight

It's WMMA. They're pretty much all no-names.

It's WMMA. No one wants to fight Cyborg.

Anyone order a ufc ppv on youtube before? Can I switch from watching on my phone to watching on my computer or ps4 mid event?

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>>77362131
>Jones heems

>>77362142
it's like a normal youtube video you just have to pay to unlock it

>>77362166
Thats what i figured. I think im gonna do that. Watch on my phone until i come home for my lunch break.

I heem'd Jones in training just last week, he was out for a good 20 seconds

Bet the house on DC

>>77362193
Makes a lot of sense, but the thing is I actually heem'd DC just yesterday with a jab

>>77362119
nice buzz words, psychiatry is a meme "science" at this point

>>77362193
Post proof

>>77362142
no i'm not stupid enough to PAY for a UFC PPV

>>77360472
Kek

Woodley is gonna get bleached

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Might buy 214 with Fight Pass using a Proxy 2bh

Wanted this though

>>77361961
>public figures with endorsements appear nicer and more picture perfect than they really are

i never would have guessed. i wonder what life feels like way up on that high horse though.

Jones
Woodley
Cyborg
Lawler
Oezdemir

prove me wrong

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/gif/ here.

anyone have sauce?

>>77362297
>Oezdemir
Did you see his fight against OSP? He is going to gas out and Manuwa will heem him

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Post your best heems

>>77362303
That's Dominic Cruz vs Cody Garbrandt

>>77362303
pretty sure that's a (mc)man

Who is your favorite female fighter?

>>77362297
you're right about everything except oezdemir

>>77362285
you've been posting that all week, what's the problem

>>77362303
Michelle Waterson vs Angela Magana, Fight Night Ellenberger vs Thompson

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Cute

CUTE!

>>77362328
jokes on you, i'm already gay

Name one fighter who has had a bigger decline than Jake Ellenberger

I'll wait

>>77362308
>>77362346
i hope so, i cant stand that roach, but Manuwa is a choker

>>77362365
Why is it that we keep seeing all these extra animated endings in Bellator? I mean Cyborg threw himself on the ground and started to writhe in pain, flopping his legs around like a cartoon to sell it? Lol.. I've seen this mf get cracked before and keep coming. That shit is hard to watch at the shit show Bellator has become.. A bunch of sketchy bouts over the last 3 years, ever since they implemented the WWE theatrics.. Just rewatch that shit s few times and tell me if you think the impact was hard enough to warrant that extra over the top reaction? Go watch some of Cyborg's fights and see how he usually responds to a hard shot. No money at all on this fight. Haven't gambled in a long while, but that right there was a gambling influenced sell job if I've ever seen one. Wonder how much they paid Cyborg to look like a cartoon character..

>>77362363
Dana lurks here, he needs to give me the deal bro

It's unavailable to buy from the UK currently

>>77362389
bj penn

>>77362375
his PR manager made him do it

>>77362375
wow jones is such a good person

DC will win by TKO in the 2nd.

>>77362415
Then why does it have the symbol for British pounds

>>77362375
that puts a stop to all "my daddy could beat up your daddy" arguments amirite xD

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>>77362375
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What did she mean by this?

>>77362415
it's literally combat dancing
it's a sport
not fighting

try getting in an actual fight and waltzing in with your hips offered on a silver platter then trying to hug your oppnent for a break like all boxer are used to doing, you'll end up on the ground getting your head beat in.

>a sport where an insecure absolute bitchmade manlet like Floyd Mayweather can dominate
utterly semen slurping

>>77362415
>Dana
>On a sami reindeer herding and cloudberry gathering forum
Heem urself my man

fuck Cyborg I hope that unmarketable Lesbian beats her ass and goes back to 135 so they can scrap that terrible division

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Jon simply can't wait to be drained.

>>77362430
That's what I don't understand. Another anon posted that image. I thought it loojed really cheap so went to purchase it myself and it's unavailable

>>77361403
Stfu casual

>>77362445
>>77362375
fuck off you weirdo pedophiles

>>77362390
I don't rate Manuwa but I'd be surprised if he chokes against Oezdemir.

>>77362451
I know it's you Dana just give me the deal man

>>77362472
this is bone zone

succ it

>>77362483
>>77362483
calling someones family cute isn't being a pedo you insecure yank

what are you trying to hide?

>>77362501
Lads are you seriously trying to tell me that strikers got more use out of grounded knees than the grapplers did in Pride?
They got like one off before they flopped to their back, hardly any fights ended directly that way.
If you'd said the soccer kicks or stomps you might have had a point.

how much till the fights

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>>77362451
Dana personally insults kids on twitter, I wouldn't say that it is out of the realm of possiblity that he visits here

>>77362513
stop fagging up the thread with pictures of children. if you want to post that garbage go to /box/ with the rest of the pedophiles.

>>77362524
Just watched Nate Diaz vs Manny Gamburyan, the TUF 5 finale Diaz won

Bear in mind this fight was almost a decade ago but good lord did Diaz get tooled in that first round

Manny got 3 takedowns, threatened guillotines twice, put Nate on his back and basically pounded on him for the rest of the round while simultaneously defending all of Nate's sub attempts

If Manny hadn't dislocated his shoulder in that second round I think he would've won that

>>77362526
Wow how insulting, he told a kid to do his homework. Do you know what a fucking insult is, let alone a personal one?

>>77362491
Alright you caught me I dm'd you the link

>>77362563
Thanks Mr White, coming through for the /heem/ lads

>>77362517
muay thai fighters maybe

>>77362530
yes it means
queen of spades

I know MMA fans aren't the brightest bunch but come on

>>77362557
Hey that kid felt insulted so it was an insult, even if unintentional.

And personally as in "Dana wrote it himself" not "it was directed at kids personal life"

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>>77362622
oh ok, i understand now.

Anyone get the feeling Jon has one foot out the door? He just feels like he doesn't care anymore in the interviews leading up to this fight

This doesn't feel like the same Jon that beat Shogun, Machida, and Glover

>>77362526
Kid's got the bantz

>>77362624
Joe Rogan. You are a pussy. And you look like you are ready to take it.

>>77362526
I hate agreeing with Dana. That kid needs a slap.

>>77362660
he will pull a ronda but worse after dc beats him

European MMA fans now face the usual decision to either stay up all night or go to bed and wake up early enough to watch the main card

>>77362673
Should have been born in a real country

>>77362673
going to bed soon to wake up desu

it's the best way to watch

damn I didn't know jones had 3 daughters. Dude likes to sling

>>77362547
stockton motherfucker 209 what

>>77362673

>not waking up early enough to catch the early prelims

Casuals.

>>77362178

>working on Saturday

>>77362695
yup

>>77362673
everytime

>>77362687
you know we can see that leaf, right?

>>77362714

At least we're in the same timezone as a real country. Except the newfies that is.

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>>77362714
OH HAHA HOW ORIGINAL LETS PRETEND CANADA ISN'T A REAL COUNTRY BECAUSE THEY HAVE A LEAF ON THEIR FLAG

GET FUCKED BUDDY WE LET YOUR PLANES LAND HERE ON 9/11

>>77362719
this yank butt-licking in unbecoming

>>77362672
Did you not see DC lying on the floor in the latest embedded?
He is not in a good shape

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>>77362719
>>77362735

>>77362741

If you lived in a country governed by Justin Trudeau you wouldn't respect it either.

>>77362752
If you extinguish your fires they win ?

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>>77362707
Americans work 80 hours a week, two jobs, and still can't pay off the car loan.

>>77362771
shut the fuck up bud lol

>>77362673
>not downloading a 1080p version the next day to watch on your big screen tv with family

dumb aussie

>>77362735
That's not very tolerant of you Canada I expected better

>>77362673

Do bars ever show big MMA fights in Europe? do they just open real early or is mostly places that are up all night anyways like Casinos?

>>77362750
he's fine, that's just a little game he plays

How many eye pokes will Jones utilise tonight?

>>77362790
three

>>77362778
>watching MMA with your family

Knacker.

>>77362326
LMAO

>>77362778
>not watching fights live, alone and taking notes

>>77362790
One per round minimum

>>77362796
>knacker

loike, are ewe from D4 loike?

>>77362790
1 bad one, 4 close calls

>>77362831
one bad, two close calls

>>77362784
don't think bars go out of their way to show UFC
and they certainly wouldn't open at like 4-5 in the morning to show it

however many will still be open at that time

>>77362851
>Jones moving up to fight bigger fighters

toppest of kek

Cain would slaughter him. JBJ would no thave the reach advantage that makes him so dominant in LHW

he doesn't have any where near the striking ability of JDS or Cain

shit he doesn't even have the 1 punch ko power that will give him a chance.....he doesn't even have Cain's cardio

Cain is a better rassler and JDS has 1 of the best TD defense in MMA

oezdemir's nickname should be TK

then he can be TKOezdemir

who's taking goofs?

>>77362790

Big John is the ref he would lose a point if he does

>>77362874
his reach is bigger than most heavyweights

>>77362892
Big John talks big game but he never did shit against fouls and unfair play. He's only good when it's to demand action

>>77362784
no bar is open till 6am
nobody in civilized europe knows about mma

>>77362874

Cain is literally still injured he will never fight again

>>77362778
where do you download it from?

>fight buddy streams
CRINGE

>>77362784
UFC ? Probably not, KSW when they have a big show yes

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>SnoopCast

What the actual fuck

>he watches a sport where a professional wrestler can waltz in and win the most prestigious title in 4 fights by embarrassing on of the sports greatest champs ever