/heem/

Why does Dana hate De Randamie

Anyone watching the May/Mac all access thing on Showtime?

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reminder that real heemers would snu-snu

>>77351354
Cyborg would BTSOO Gabi.

there's nothing but losers in 4chan, why are you pussies even here?

There will be streams tomorrow right guys?

>>77351349
Waiting for it to be on Youtube unless someone has a stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO8mbphABgk

>>77351392
No, we are all getting together to buy the ppv so it will be cheaper.

I still think it's hilarious that Floyd implied he would meet conor in the cage. Even if he culd revert his body to when he was in his twenties at his prime, going from boxing directly to MMA would be a death sentence

>>77351381
this shit died already

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>>77351386

Can the nigger post the picks already?

>>77351427
He banned.

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Horiguchi vs Tokoro
Aliakbari vs King
Garcia vs Gagloeva
Miura vs Tapa
Nasukawa vs Saiga

Rizin will startat 1am EST Saturday night/Sunday morning after UFC 214

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>>77351389
>I like to smile and laugh too but uh.. that fucking gay shit with the thongs and shit

What did he mean by this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnKbdyY0QDk

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Who wins it and how

Neither could finish and it went to decision

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>>77351427
>>77351441
>>77351443
Fucking pottery

>>77351443
Post the full-size png of Aliakbari in the header

>>77351462
does Melvin have a death wish

whop else /jones/ here because they think he is gonna unleash the true demon within him and hurt DC as much as physically possible

I really think jones is gonna put on a scary performance... his demeanor is hardly an act this time around

HOLY SHIT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUBr1Ly9Jf8

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What did Doo Ho Choi mean by this

>>77351443
C'mon, let's see that Aliakbari png. If you're the real picks guy it should take you all of 15 seconds to post it.

>>77351520

He's probably the most naturally talented fighter in the LHW division's history - and this time around he's actually been training, so I'm hoping he sends DC to the fucking shadow realm.

DC is the baddest goofy goober on the planet.

>>77351520
Last time Jones let DC get in range and get the exchange. I don't see that happening this time. DC has to get some damage in the beginning to get the fight in his favor.

I'm rooting for DC but Jones is a great fighter.

>>77351585
>and this time around he's actually been training

Give me a fucking break

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>>77351531
>you guys are doing really good

>>77351531
LET ME BANG BRO

Did albu show ass at the weigh ins?

>>77351462
That nigga is huge

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>>77351656

>>77351676
So no?

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People ITT unironically Doubt DC and T Wood

Jon looks USADA'd

did DC show his dick at early weigh ins or what? asking for a friend

>>77351519
I watched a little interview with mark kerr and he said the hardest part of life for him now is not living the lifestyle and the adrenaline rush he would get from fighting, and how mundane his life is at his regular job. Probably part of the reason alot of these guys cant call it quits

>>77351354
I would fuck both no joke

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>>77351711

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>>77351443
Horiguchi
King
Garcia
Miura
Saiga

>>77351531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9NCOduqdjk

I hope Cyborg retires this annoying eldery skill-less dyke.

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Cormier vs Jones
Woodley vs Maia
Cyborg vs Evinger
Lawler vs Cerrone
Manuwa vs Oezdemir

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Who /succ/ here

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Why do whites suck at fighting? Champs for heavyweight and light heavyweight for the past 10 years. Spics in blue whites in red blacks in blue and chink in yellow.

Inb4 Muh Mcgregor Muh Bisbing. Both have been given favorable fights to expand the market into Euorpe.

>>77351759
Spics in green I meant to say

>>77351759
stipe is white and he's the champ

>inb4 some literal retard says he's not white and can't back it up with ANY evidence

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>>77351758
reporting in

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>>77351752
Jones
Woodley
Cyborg
Cerrone
Manuwa

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>>77351759

what's your problem?

>>77351749

I hope this dyke retires Cry-borg and she retires to a fetishist porn site

wanna fight about it?

>>77351752
Still waiting for you to post the cutout of Aliakbari on the Rizin picks template

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>>77351752
JBJ
Maia
Cyborg
Lawler
Oezdemir

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>>77351752
Jones
Woodley
Cyborg
Lawler
Manuwa

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>>77351307

Daniel
Cyborg
Woodley
Lawler
Manuwa

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>>77351752

Succ
Woodley
Cyborg
Lawler
Manuwa

>>77351752

Yo if Cyborg loses, /heem/ is getting HEEMED

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>>77351782
Hes Slav and Slavs arent human but a special subterranian rat species that recently came to the surface and started pretending to be humans and live amongst us. The real HW champ is Sea Level Cain and hes just been out due to injury.

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>>77351752
DC
Wood
Cyborg
Lawler
Manuwa

>>77351892
>Slavs arent human but a special subterranian rat species that recently came to the surface and started pretending to be humans and live amongst us

like frogposters?

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>>77351752
DC
Maia
Evinger
Lawler
Oezdemir

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>>77351752
Jones
Woodley
Cyborg
Lawler
Manuwa

Too easy

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>>77351676

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>>77351752
Jones
Woodley
Cyborg
Lawler
Roachdemir

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>>77351752
Jones
Maia
Cyborg
Lawler
Manuwa

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>>77351752
Jones
Maia
Cyborg
Cerrone
Manuwa

>>77351970
fug

d-d-delet this pic pls

>https://www.instagram.com/p/BXHRde_BjDh/

>Nobody else exists its only me and you

Wow I thought it was just a meme but DC is definitely gonna give the succ

Lalwer vs Cerrone should be 5 rounds. That is the kind of fight that hardcore fans fucking dream about. If it was headlining a fight night, it would get 2+million viewers

>>77351970

that picture is fucking honeypot

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I really hope the picks trip hasn't been cracked. Oh well

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What did he tell Dana?

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>>77351443
Horiguchi
Aliakbari
Garcia
Miura
Nasukawa

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>>77351970
Someone actually made her look attractive. Huh

>>77351965
I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins

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>>77351752
>Jones
>Maia
>Cyborg
>Lawler
>Manuwa

>>77351752

Jones
Woodley
Cyborg
Cerrone
Manuwa

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>>77351752
Cormier
Woodley
Cyborg
Cerrone
Manuwa

>>77351970
Cyborg looks like THAT

Fucking KEK
https://youtu.be/ayg5ZV03Wkc?t=826
In the offical promo-package for Cyborg-Evinger they straight up say that GDR ran scared from Cyborg. I mean, it's true, but I didnt think they would just outright say it

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>>77351752
DC
Woodley
Cyborg
Lawler
Oezdemir

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>>77351758
here

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>>77351752
Cormier
Woodley
Cyborg
Lawler
Manuwa

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>>77351752
Jones
Woodley
Cyborog
Lawler
Oz

>>77351759
You are white.

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>>77351752
Jones
Woodley
Cyborg
Cerrone
Oezdemir

>>77352121
What the fuck

>>77352160
eyes off the nips bud

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>>77351752
Jones
Wood
Cyborg
Lawler
Oezdemir

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>>77351752
Jones
Woodley
Evinger
Lawler
Manuwa

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>>77351752
DC
Woodley
Cyborg
Cerrone
Oezdemir

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I won't let you bang, bro.

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>>77351752
Jones
Maia
Cyborg
Lawler
Manuwa

>>77352121
what's with the stapled nips?

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>>77351752
>jones by decision
>woodley by tko
>justino by who cares
>lawler by decision
>jimi by HEEM

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>>77351752
Jones
Maia
Cyborg
Cerrone
Manuwa

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SUCC

>>77351759
JDS is white

It's clear this is picks spam right? I can't be the only one noticing this

>>77352390
Wise choice my man

>>77352401
It's always been like this

>>77351531
hahaha those guys should have killed that little manlet prick right there

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>mfw could heem every in this thread

>>77352160
>>77352281
He cut them off to make him more aerodynamic. Jokes aside, I'm pretty sure all Cucknadians do this as a sign of respect to their bulls.

>>77352390
could have just given me the $100

New to MMA here

How good is Jon Jones?

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>>77351752
Jones
Woodley
Cyborg
Lawler
Manuwa

>>77352436
Why tho?

>>77351726
THICC

>>77352482
Arguably the goodest

is noone watching bellator live on spike?

>>77352499
That's a replay of the ppv from a couple weeks back

>>77351747
absolute kek

>>77352509
fookin kikes have the live sticker on it wtf

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>thinking Maia has a snowball's chance in hell
>thinking Jon Jones hasn't been USADAed

Prepare to be goofed if either of these apply to your slips, lads.

If Ronda didn't act like such a sperg after the holly holm fight and in the build up to the nunes fight she wouldn't have been ridiculed so much

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Albu is roided to the gills.

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>>77351752
dc
maia
he-borg
loller
babajimi

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>>77352521
>tf
>tp

>>77352454
Ur awful at your picks so you are in no position talk this

I have watched many a fight where I saw muscle tendons flex and turn to motion

I see who is USADAed and how the difference betweeb their old and new bodies respond performance wise

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>>77351752
Jones
Woodley
Cyborg
Cerrone
Volkan

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>>77352525

>>77351462
wtf is this referee some herb dean student?

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2 mighty mouse vs 1 Jon Jones

who wins?

>>77352559

DC has only gotten older and slower Jon is just now hitting his Prime

I have a parlay
DC
Maia
Cyborg
Manuwa
Oretga

$4 risk for $125 reward.

>>77352585
4 jon jones vs 1 PVZ

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>>77351752
Jones
Maia
Cyborg
Lawler
Manuwa

>>77352585
jones easy

>>77352559
there's more than one australian amazingly, i'm never wrong

I've never picked against Jones before but after that OSP fight, I think he's different. I think he's champ again but not this fight. DC will maul him.

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>>77351752
Jones
Maia
Cyborg
Lawler
Jimi

>>77352559
>australia is one person
I'm never wrong with my picks, my friend

>>77352525
Don't talk about her like that

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>>77351752
Jones
Woodley
Cyborg
Lawler
Manuwa

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>>77351752
Cormier
Woodley
Borg
Lawler
Oezdemir

>>77352579

*Instantly forgets about Bethe ass*

>>77352647
>>77352617
Ah, the classic double kangaroo post, denying to be the one australian I meant

>>77352585
Did everyone here thank your genetics for not being a manlet today yet?

>>77352647
I've never seen an Australian pick anything right, you're the least knowledgeable flag on /heem/

>>77352702
Did everyone here thank God for not born in Brazil today?

>>77352709
You might be spending too much on here then because your hallucinating and falling for memes

You need to go out more, nerd

>>77352716
Oh we have one right here lel

sorry bud

>>77352723
More likely you're just bad at picks

>>77352740
>implying
I'm 6'4" stop projecting manlet

>>77352716
Did everyone here thank God for good dentistry today?

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>>77351752
DC
Woodley
Cyborg
Lawler
Manuwa

>>77352390
bookies love him

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post your face, heem, don't be shy

this is me

>>77352744
hahaha don't make me laugh son

Low in height and low in IQ. Some people just can't win uh?

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>>77352761

>>77352723
I mean I get out enough I probably haven't seen the one time an Australian picked anything right

>>77352761

>crap-stain stache
>stupid hipster hair to hide receding hairline
>no eyebrows
>glasses

Man you didn't do well with the genetic lottery.

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>>77352761

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>>77352767
>subhuman monkey bragging about height and intelligence
lmao

don't make me laugh monkey. brazil is a nation of subman manlets and retards

>>77352778
>Fuck the world
i remember my first beer

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>>77352761

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What was Jon Jones thinking when he married her?

>>77352783
post your face then

>>77351402
How much is ppv30$?

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>>77352761

>>77352806
That she has a nice chin on her and could probably get away with smacking her around a bit

>>77352806
well, she doo succ a good dick

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>>77352807
post your face with time stamp otherwise i'm gonna assume your pic related

>>77352811
I think it's like 69.99 in Canada

>>77352806
They aren't married. Also not sure he had much choice he knocked the bitch up

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>>77352806
That nigga fucked Mama

>>77352761

You live in the land of beach Chads how weren't you bullied to the point of suicide at school?

>>77352830
Reminds me of some other hack fighter I know of

>>77352825
That dude was confirmed for canadian fyi

>>77352839
I am a Chad myself

>>77352787
>low IQ flag related arguments
lmao thanks for proving my point manlet

you even have a that picture saved on your computer lel, I bet you're one of those losers that posts on /int/ and /pol/ all day

I wouldn't trade my paradise country for your god forsaken hellhole land even if I was paid anyway

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>>77352851
I'll knock you out inside two rounds.

>>77351392
Dude, UFC streams have been shit lately. I can't get a non-laggy stream for a few events now. And consider this is the biggest PPV in a while, all the casuals are going to be clogging up the stream bandwidth.

If you're going to pirate it, just download it the next day I think.

>>77352857
>I wouldn't trade my paradise country
>brazil
>paradise

hahahahahahahhahahahaha

>>77352806
Woah

Can I get a quick rundown on bones wife?

>>77352864
get a load of this retard

favela monkey here is chimping out

typical manlet rage

>>77352870
I hope your stream freezes just a second before there is a dramatic heem tomorrow, anon.

>>77352869
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mama_(2013_film)

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>it's actually happening
GET HYPE
E
T

H
Y
P
E

>>77352806
I'm sure her and Holly's husband fuck on the side while Jon and Holly fuck like rabbits

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>>77352893
I'm buying the pay per view

>>77352893
Cmon cant poorfags enjoy little mma

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>yfw Jones slips walking up the steps into the octagon and his chicken leg gets Sliva'd

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>>77351752
Jones
Woodley
Cyborg
Lawler
Oezdemir

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>>77351354
CAN'T WAKE UP

>>77352864
best streams at meatspin.fr
copy the address now and use it tomorrow, I'm deleting this in 7 minutes.
you're fucking welcome.

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>mfw jones subs succ tomorrow

>>77352927
one of the worst possible outcomes

>jones breaks his leg mid figth
>cormier gets injured mid fight
>it's a woodley x wonderboy tier borefest
>cormier gets 13 sec ko
>jones shoots for TD and gets choked ala rumble
>illegal strike TKO

but I think we are good

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>>77351752
>Cormier
>Woodley
>Cyborg
>Lawler
>Manuwa

>>77352963
13 second KO's are good memes though

Ok boys straight up do I bet on Jon Jones or DC?

I might make a big bet, but I don't know what outcome

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>>77351752
Daniel Cormier
Maia
Evinger
Lawler
Manuwa

>>77352004
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BXHRde_BjDh/

Dana looks really good there.

>>77352998
listen to your farts

Jones looks jacked

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>>77352963
>Ends because of Illegal knees like moose/weidman

>>77352079
"I don't do PED's anymore"

>>77353007
no he doesn't he looks smaller

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>>77352952
Indeed the tables have turned. Look at Jon's lips. He wouldn't make it that way unless he was gonna succ

>>77353025
t. 189er

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>"We finally got him to cum back, he can stop cummin. I'm gonna succ his ass this time"

what did DC mean by this?

You think Jon is mad at Dana because he only hit him up to do blow?

>>77352992
they prevent the victor from participating in the rematch he promised, apparently

>>77353053
You have to make it to 15 seconds for the rematch clause to be activated

>>77353029
>The body of dc
Literally how

Jones by eye poke

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Jon ''congressman'' Jones will show the world on Saturday night that he was was unjustly framed by his opposition.

>>77353029

dc is the fattest skelly ive ever seen

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>Imma succ your fucking dick, Jon.

Woah DC, calm down!

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>>77352761
me and my gf

>succposting will go back to schaub posting after 214
Fug

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>>77353103
>mfw

>>77353109
how far down?

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>>77353128
Admit it, you miss him already.

So where do the succ jokes come from? I had to unsub from UFC's YT channel because they post too much useless/boring promo shit.

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>>77353128
>>77353146

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>>77353146
did Springsperg get FLUSHED again?

>>77353139
I'm the one in the white cap, my gf is in the white top

SOMEBODY GIVE ME A WORKING FUCKING LINK TO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFPVemOp6Ac

>>77353175
works for me thanks

>>77353175
welcome to boxing, where unless you are american showtime does not give one fuck about you

>>77353078
A vote for Jones is a vote for change

>>77353190
Isn't everyone outside of America always claiming they get PPV for free?

>>77353201
Canada doesn't, we pay the some price you do. They should at least make this video available to our country.

>>77351752
Jones
Woodely
Cyborg
Lawler
Manuwa

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>>77352952
>jones hits a spinning elbow and cormier is flat on the canvas fighting the air a la schaub

>>77353150
>>77353150
They got in an alteraction backstage once, DC was being escorted by his lackeys and Jon was just calling him a pussy and telling him to suck his dick.

Later on DC opened up about the alteraction during a press-conference, saying something in the lines of ''He asked me to suck his dick''.

The manner in which he said it came off like he consented to it.

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>>77351752
Jones
Maia
Cyborg
Lawler
Manuwa

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>>77351752
Jones
Maia
Evinger
Cerrone
Oezdemir

>>77351443
Post 214 very wonderful friend

>>77353269
Are you retarded or just dumb

>>77353269
scroll down bongoman

>>77353247
I think I heard the part with Jones before. Do you have a vid link of DC saying that?

Guys, for the record, an hour ago, Jon called me the “lamest, biggest pussy” he had ever met in his entire life. So I mean, an hour ago, he said, ‘you are the ‘lamest, biggest pussy I have ever met in my entire life,’ so believe it, believe if you want, but he’s lying to you again.

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>>77351752
Cormier
Maia
Evinger
Cerrone
Oezdemir

>>77353240
>cormier getting ko'd
lol

>>77353247
"DO YOU WANT ME TO SUCK YOUR DICK JON" -daniel cormier

actually happened

Am I the biggest lying pussy you’ve ever met? Am I the biggest pussy you have ever met and you want me to suck your dick like you told me? Is that what you told me? Is this not real now? Are we pretending again? I said are we pretending again? Are we pretending; are we doing this fairy tale shit again?

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>>77351752
DC
T-Wood
Cyborg
Lawler
Manuwa

And also that I’m forever going to be your pussy. Okay, we’ll see. I like it, Jon, but I like it, but I want you to actually be honest with these people like you are with me. That’s all I want.

>>77353292
You should use this pic instead, since these are supposed to be funny

https://fightnews.info/img/pages/4061_resize(400-400-4).jpg

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>>77351752
DC
Maia
Cyborg
Cowboy
Manuwa

>>77353319
It's too late m8 i can;t even change the filename

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<--- Gooby

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>>77351752
Limp Dick
Linkin Park
CYBORG
Ruthless
Manowar

>>77353293
there's a first time for everything

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JONNNNMMMMMMNNNNM
GIBBBBBBEEEEEEE
TWOOOOO SUUUUCCCC

>>77353341
ok, then jon is getting SUCCED in 30 seconds. hey there's a first time for everything

>>77353175
>>77353190
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eccLPmw3c20

I got your back, bros.

>>77353355
no, too far. fuck that meme.

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>>77351752
Jones
Woodley
Cyborg
Cerrone
Manuwa

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>>77353367
nice

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>>77351752
DC
Woodley
Cyborg
Lawler
Oezdemir

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what does gooby's breath smell like, heem?

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How much trouble am I in heem?

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>>77351752
Cormier
Maia
Cyborg
Lawler
Manuwa

>>77353412
Hookers, booze, and sauerkraut

>>77353418
>cerrone

yeah your in a bit of strife mate

>>77353418
bookies love him

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>>77353412
fish

>>77353363
you seem angsty, what's wrong?

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>>77353375
ayer le mande un (YOU) algun mexicano que no respondo cuando le pregunte si era proxy, pienso que tu no eres. puedues responder, queiro pensar que los de mexico les quedan mal este gran maricon

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>>77353412
Any TRUE Conor fan with an esteemed history of watching MMA fights since 189 will KNOW that his breath smells like MINT 5GUM™ CHEWING GUM you FUCKING CASUAL.

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>>77353456
he wasn't chewing gum

>>77353465
Conor's gum is like Bendo's toothpick. You may not see it but it's always there.

>>77353479
>conor chews gum without chewing

impressive

>>77353465
That's a quality filename

>>77353432
Fugg why?

I figured Lawler would win 5 rounds, but cerrone xould out point him over 3

>>77353492
>I figured Lawler would win 5 rounds, but cerrone xould out point him over 3

thats your problem right their you went with broscience mma math logic instead of listening to heem

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>>77353465
He's constantly chewing gum though

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>>77353440
am I? AM I?

>>77353492
The fight should gonna play out pretty similarly to Condit/Lawler except Cowboy's chin crumbling under the same shots.

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Is Jon's apathy a sign of confidence or fear?

>>77353565
jfc I'm tired

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>>77353454
Nah, am an OG up in this bitch. I've been here since January 2014

>>77353598
what part of mexico you in?

>>77353639
c'mon bud, you can do better. Where's HNNNGG.jpg?

>>77352806

probably that he loved her regardless

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>>77353648

>>77353681
for me, its raccoon girl

>>77351970
uhhhh...i don't know what to make of this pic.

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>>77353630
Monterrey, NL

>>77353691
nah, bud. torres

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>>77353711

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Claudia

>>77353717
>>77353691
>>77353672

>imagine being jealous of a manlet

megan is like a 7, calm down.

>>77353706
have gone twice, what is general conscience of people from jalisco?

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>>77353711
shit sorry bud

I got into some jameson with my neighbour lol