/heem/

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>>77337526
Damn OP you delivered on that promise. I really like this thread.

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LOL!
Love your work threadbro

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gooby

>>77337526
>>77337553

I unironically love it as well, that's fucking hilarious

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1st for DC succ

>>77337575
1st for succ would have sufficed

Am I the biggest lying pussy you’ve ever met? Am I the biggest pussy you have ever met and you want me to suck your dick like you told me?

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>>77337595
I would heem the shit out of you kid

And also that I’m forever going to be your pussy. Okay, we’ll see. I like it, Jon, but I like it, but I want you to actually be honest with these people like you are with me. That’s all I want.

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What the FUCK does """"""""""""""""""""""DC""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" stand for anywho?

>>77337553
>your dad will never be this proud of you

Admit it, you got hit in the feels ever so slightly.

>>77337613
*gallops towards you*

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>>77337613
>>77337625

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>>77337632
de cuck

>>77337526
Wow the obese spammer sure is furious these days

>>77337736
i perma BTFO him

Call me crazy but I got a good feeling Cyborg is going to win her match.

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REAL NON SPAMMER THREAD:

>>77337722

>>77337763

I'm white, educated, happy and healthy though?

do people know that dc FOR THE FIRST TIME will be smaller stepping into the cage than ever because of the new rules?

they weigh in twice now, first to make 205, then second the day after and they have to be within 10% of that 205, far less than DC normally fights at

he's fucked

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>>77337777

Nice digits

Polite reminder that Jonathon "The Protagonist" "Bones" "The Redeemed" Jones is our guy
>inteligent
>nihilistic
>wicked sense of humor
Daniel "Man of Moral Fibre" Cormiyay is NOT my champion

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>>77337792
>Daniel "Won the popular vote" Cormier

Japbedded
https://youtu.be/m0BLP6hK6N8
https://youtu.be/m0BLP6hK6N8
https://youtu.be/m0BLP6hK6N8

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/heem/ in the Lost Battalion Sub-Edition

>>77337786
so they already weighed in already? I thought the last weigh in is still tomorrow morning.

>>77337811
Jon "Bones" Jones WILL break his 4 fight decision streak with a SIZZLING highlight reel kimura of Dee Sea.

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imagine getting mad on the internet
just imagine

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>>77337792
>Jon "Responsible" Jones

>>77337850
R E F O R M E D
E
F
O
R
M
E
D

I'm gonna take a heem break, I'm done being surrounded by a bunch of idiots that follow the spammer into his own early shit threads. I'll be back Saturday to see if the autism has recessed a bit

>>77337863
i'll be here when you get back pussy

>>77337850
He was the good guy all along.
I'm glad he never let the h8ers get to him.
He walks with Christ.

>>77337863

NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL REDDIT

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>>77337856

>>77337863
>t-the OP m-m-matters!
>i-i can't t-take it! i h-h-have to l-leave!

lmao @ the absolute STATE of your life dork

>spammer literally copies and pastes an OP I'd be proud of
>posts it early

>everyone joins it

hmm

maybe turby ain't so bad after all

>>77337889
Is he black?

Prove you're a real fight fan; name ONE fight on the upcoming UFC 214 card.

>>77337552
why would you choose a manlet

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>>77337526
Raising CTE awareness

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First for

>Coral Springs

being a beautiful family-oriented town perfect for raising children

>tfw you can never go back to 2011 comfy UFC posting before all the autism

Its sad to be honest

>>77337856
USADA'd
S
A
D
A
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d

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>>77337863
>I'll be back Saturday to see if the autism has recessed a bit
yeah im sure it will get better

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>>77337907
no, he's Jon Jones.

>>77337863
>scatspammer
get out

>>77337899
I just like him having a meltdown when we don't use one of his threads

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>>77337863

>>77337917
If I could go back to 2011 with my current knowledge, I'd make millions...

This is the thread

DC will SUCC Jon dry

>>77337792
Jon
>DUI
>Cocaine high
>Underage thigh
>Poke em in the eye
>Hit-n-run by
>Make Dana White cry
>Holly Holm's big black guy
>Probably bi
>PED on the sly
>USDA don't lie
>Literally kill you guy
>DC screaming why
>Blow his second try
>Hit this and let's fly
>I secretly want to die
>Bones
Jones

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>>77337863
>I'll be back Saturday to see if the autism has recessed a bit
>4chan
You're in for a disappointment sweetie.

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>>77337939

>>77337945
/ourguy/

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>>77337917
go sip some tea you half faggot

>>77337931
who? turbo?

>>77337955
Obvs

Hey could you guys tone down the homo crap? I swear I can't tell people I love cage banging anymore, they always laugh at me and say I love watching half naked men hump for fifteen minutes. All this gay stuff just reaffirms it... come on guys; let's be straight.

>>77337984
suck my dick and fist my ass fagget

>>77337984
Not really retarded, you guys are making it out to seem as though anon is diminishing the knee in some way by highlighting Barboza's ability to decipher his patterns, anticipate, and react accordingly.

If you're looking at it as a demonstration of raw reflex and athletic ability, like the guy he was replying to was, then it's a bit less impressive. On the flipside I enjoy it even more after watching his webm.

Really, it's great either way.

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>>77337945
I kekled

>>77337863
The OP doesn't matter faggot, with that said people need to stop joining early threads

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>>77337984
>he doesn't want to succ dick

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>>77338002
wtf I love the spammer now.

>>77337917
oh I dunno maybe because I'm healthy, own a business, make a lot of money, have a beautiful wife, have a beautiful daughter, live in a custom built home, have a fight pass account, write fantastic poetry, and make the absolute dankest OP's these threads have literally ever seen?

maybe because of those reasons? I think?


but mostly because of that last one my man

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will cowboy/lawler be spicy or a let down?

>>77338014
I don't want to suck dicks!

>>77337752
I can see him doing good in that one

lmao I bet you idiots wish you had a little puppy dog fanboy too

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>>77338018
>being a bragfag on /heem/ of all places

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>>77337817
What are they doing exactly? Appears to be a live stream

>>77337984
Gay sex isn't gay.

>>77338042
Three goats, one picture.

>>77338018
>write fantastic poetry
I thought we said no gay stuff.
>no boys
try harder it works

>>77338049
press conference

I don't want the succ posting to end

>>77338052
Gay sex is the gayest thing two men can do together.

>>77338069
Literally false

>>77338064
Not sure what to call Americans on /heem/ that I dislike as a kneejerk response. I mean there's so many awful American posters to choose from, there's the autistic OP guy, the little dock goblin or the dude who types like a child while samefagging and posting 8 times every ten minutes.
Damn, now that I think about it Americans are the worst posters on /heem/

>>77338063
Guess I didn't recognize the format. Thanks for the link

>>77338079
wisdom

>>77338069
It's the technique that's impressive ffs.
You prefer flying knees that are thrown at random and connect?
It's the fact that Barboza was getting lit up, but he noticed what Dariush was doing through the 8 minutes and had the instinct to not only notice but execute a beautifully timed knee.

Saying it was telegraphed is a bit retarded, many strikes are. That's how counters and shit work

>>77338019
DC/JJ will shit fest as DC will overestimate a Jon Jones who cant roid anymore and will wrestlefuck him to the win

TW/DM will also be a shit fest as TW is a one trick horse

I see Cowboy/ Lawler being fight of the night

>>77338075
Name a single thing gayer than gay sex.

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>>77338069
debatable

>>77338079
Then why don't you be the one to stop posting?

So DC fans:

Breakdown how he wins. I just don't see it. Sure he has better wrestling but he doesn't submit people. You really think it goes 5 rounds?

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post your boy list and antiboy list

Primary boy:

>Khabib Nurmagomedov

Secondary boys:

>Dominick Cruz
>Jacare Souza
>Beneil Dariush
>David Teymur
>Lorenz Larkin
>Misha Cirkunov
>Kelvin Gastelum

Tertiary boys:

>Michel Prazeres
>Niko Price
>Mairbek Taisumov
>Jason Knight
>Joe Duffy
>Amanda Nunes
>Justin Ledet
>Demian Maia
>Emil Meek
>Ben Rothwell
>Joanna

Antiboys:

>Kevin Lee
>Julianna Pena
>BJ Penn

>>77338079
I still think Australians are the worst but the american spergs are making big gains

>>77338096
Coral springs

>>77338079
Don't reply to me ever again

>>77338096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH1UKexV7fY

soccer is pretty gay too

>>77338107
So much autism

>>77338110

t. turby

>>77338107
lol your primary boy may never fight again.

>>77338117
Really bummed out how fans and fighters are treating Yoel

They are taking stoolgate incident as a context to look through what else he done, though the blame is on curman and Big Jon themselves.

Then they say factually wrong things like he pours water on himself to further their Yoel is a cheater agenda.

Bisping now replied to Yoel wanting interim belt vs Silva saying he is desperate. That only confirms Bisping has no intention fighting Yoel after GSP and is only spinning a charade here that he will.

Yoel might have to fight yet another killer in Rockhold while waiting.

>>77338107
>Tertiary boys
fuck you

>>77338131
Nice pasta faggot

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>>77338103
Same exact scenario as last time
> Fast start
> both fighters get tired
> DC lays on him
> Jones wins via 5 round decision

Point to the easy money boys

Guys recomend food for fight night i always get too high and over eat candy and shit

>>77338151
if football sucks give him back you fucking thief's
he might be really really good, youngest foreigner that scored in the bundesliga
GIB back

Spammer is digging in the archives to copy/paste shit ITT just like the OP, sad!

>>77338107
>having a harem of men

>a stable of "boys"

this is bait cancer

do not copy

>>77338176
why don't you think he's going to be a contender at 185
he's proven himself to be more than skilled enough, and the top guys aren't all that bigger than him
i think he could perform better at 185 than at 170 because he won't have to diminish himself to cut all that weight

>>77338176
not sad

>>77337908
Renan the goat barao

>>77338179
having a harem of men/ stable of boys is one of the straightest things you can do

>>77338079
The worst Americans only showed after all the off-topic threads started getting deleted. All the troll threads started getting the axe right as the board consolidated into generals, so now we have to deal with all the goofs that used to be busy creating APOLOGIZE threads and so forth. Jacare Namefag got outed as an /nba/ poster if memory serves

>>77338207
literally this

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Randy Couture and Matt Lindland vs Four Rickson Gracies
Who wins?

>>77338202
>>77338231
If you report these two posts the thread will get deleted 100%

>>77338107

>kebab

"ooh I cant fight half of the year cause ramadan means i cant eat enough, ooh I cant fight the other half of the year because then I eat to much"

>>77338217
>Jacaroid namefag too
Lmao you're pathetic dude. I dropped the name months ago, I picked up to see what it would be like to be an attention-whore in these threads and it was awful. For some reason you're still butthurt about it. Get over it already man.

>>77338217
heem yourself my man

>123 replies
>33 posters

>>77338283
>triggered by women

I really don't see that, I do see a lot of >wmma hate and it's understandable.

Post your ufc walkout song

>>77338300
Where's yours faggot

this is what happens when you perma BTFO a turbo sperg lmao

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>>77338325
lmao

>>77338283
What are the pros / cons of women?

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>>77338283

Why isn't there a UFC movie?

>>77338361
bloodsport

>>77337751
>>77337757
>>77337759
>>77337763
>>77337729

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>>77338361
there is

thoughts on ufc 214?

>>77338389
Not enough WMMA

Too much autism here, later faggots

We simulate the post fight thread after the unlikely happened and McGregor knocked out Mayweather.

Some suggestions:
>APOLOGIZE <picture of schaub>
>mayweather was 127 years old...
>*diaz fans trying to stay relevant*
>nobody can take that left hand shot!
>... I always predicted...
>prime mayweather beats anyone
>boxing is dead

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>>77338397
don't come back moron

>>77338300
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0JVRcJLea8

>>77338397
Get a dog.

>>77338397
we'll be here waiting

List the top 3 greatest women's mma fights of all time, restricted only to the ultimate fighting championship.

>>77338459
Rousey vs Tate
Rousey vs Zingano
Rousey vs McMann

>>77338397
there is one bong who always talks about odds and parlays. He used to bet large amounts of money on fights but quit because it was too stressfull for him. Pretty sure its the same guy, but idk maybe there are multiple degenrate gambler bongs among us...

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>>77338459
>wmma

>>77338459
Davis v Baszler
Zingano v Nunes
McMann v Tate

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How can anyone possibly dislike this humble abider of the blue collar agenda? He's the epitome of everything right in this world.

>>77338535
>>77338469

all of these are terrible

>>77338555
Role Model

>>77338459
ummm, Joanna vs Claudia 2 was a good one. I also quite enjoyed it when Rose raped PVZ for like 20 minutes

>>77338555
no he's not, he's a cokehead asshole

>>77338566
Rousey vs Correia
Rousey vs Davis
Rousey vs Velasquez

>>77338555
jones represents the everyday working man in there, no talk all business. I hope my wife's kid grows up just like him.

Canada is worst /heem/ poster FACT

>>77338588
Rousey vs Tiger Schaub was fun while it lasted

>>77338591
Ireland gives him a run for his money

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>>77338588
>Rousey vs Velasquez

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>>77338555
He's an entitled fuck who put the entire division on hold for 3 years

>>77338591
Lol bud gooby lmao!

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>>77338608
>him

>calendarnigger is obsessed with adan

>spammer is just quoting adan

Hmmmmmmmmm

>>77338638
You forgot
>Docksperg Is An Insecure manlet

>>77338638
almost as if I'm just cool as fuck eh bud

>>77338651
Hard to believe you are 31, you act like a literal 15 year old

Joanna Jędrzejczyk is the true #1 p4p, prove me wrong

I wish my dad paid me in gum. :(

>>77338608
Why does Texas get its own country flag?

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>mfw could heem every in this thread

>>77338690
heem me first

>>77338407
>no JUST thread with the typical hair/eyes edit
>no CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES/WAKE ME UP/I HURT MYSELF TODAY/etc. thread with sad floyd as the image
>no HAHAHAHAHAHA thread with smug McGregor

shit list

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Dana I want this Fight Pass deal

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>some overweight nevertranes can heem me

Have people not figured it out that Calendar/picksguy is the scat spammer? He's here 16 hours a day and makes most threads. He's also the one spamming WMMA girls and babies all the time.

He ban evades like crazy. Constantly switching proxies, I've caught him slipping up before.

>>77338682
Same reason you have your own flag, russian bro

>>77338236
one rickson merks them both

>>77338720
Me on the left

>>77338608
I have a feeling all Irish flags will disappear once people start spamming webms of Mayweather sending his chin into the eighth row

>>77338721
Nobody cares faggot

>>77338748
I'm just outside the pic to the right 9" deep

do you trane 4 times a day? didn't think so

>>77338771
I never stop traning

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hoo es yo favwit feemayuhl fytuh

>>77338721
I feel bad for him

>>77338783
well then you never get better m8

DC has 7 pounds and 21 hours to go

will he do it heem?

>>77338799
Dana should strip him if he misses weight.

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>>77338799
Jon will miss weight

Screencap this!

>>77338798
if i stop traning i die
im a shark

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Skippy Bless

>>77338555
Why are black elite mma fighters acting so white ans civilized and Not like complete niggers? I Feel like in every other sports blacks embrace their nigerness more...

>>77338799
of course he'll make weight, but cos of the new rules, he's gunna suck dick in the fight

>>77338412
oh man i thought that was dana with a soul patch at first. he should grow one

>>77338828
>alwaystranes

>>77338829
h8rs will say this is shopped

>>77338799
Yeah. I have a feeling that these staggered weigh-ins are gonna fuck with people like DC who cut a lot of weight, though. No telling how he'll look when it gets to the late rounds

>>77338829
does schaub have weird lips from all the times he got knocked out? is it a sign of nerve damage or smthn

>>77338799
How much weight did he already cut?

>>77338864
Years of sucking dick

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>>77338832

>>77338878
is that hitler?

>>77338882
>little guy

>>77338882
Pienso que eres un proxy, no seas mamon y dime algo Para que ya no te molesto con eso

DC or Cyborg? Who is more likely to miss weight tomorrow?

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Don't mind me just posting the most controversial figurehead in /heem/ history.

Feels good.

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>>77338896
Ay mama wey

>>77338908
that isn't ronda or conor it's some retired heavyweight brandon vera I think

Sam Harris should get into mma, he'd be like Luke Thomas 2.0

>>77338909
As always, img_poster with a proxy

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>>77338940

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>gets cucked by Jones
>"Peo-people love DC,more people love him"
>"muh wife is Columbiana"

>>77338903
Womynlei is fighting in her natural division at 145, her issue was going down to 135 which he never did, she barely went down to 140.

DC is probably panic eating as we speak and his management team is already improvising on how to trick the scales.

>>77338985
Luke could probably beat up some heavyweights

>>77338930
Luke is way more smug and condescending than Sam Harris

>>77338459
cluadia/joanna 1
cluadia/joanna 2
maybe bethe's fight before holm? one of leslie's fights? zigano/nunez and zigano/tate were pretty damn good. andrade/hill?

that's enough for a top 10? if I take teh time and re-watch fights.

hamderei's non-robbed fight was pretty fun too

I hear Luke Thomas made Jones cry one day traning with him in NM. Luke apparently literally bitch slapped Jones to his knees, kicked him in the back of the head then wrapped his chicken legs into a straight kneebar. Jon Jones was screaming for minutes while Luke kept applying the pressure.

That's why Jon doesn't like him very much.

Who is your favourite Jewish fighter?

>>77333574
Post slips liar, also you picked Gunnar so stfu

>>77339104
cannonier
big black air traffic controller from the arctic

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>>77338974

>>77339018
Agreed, my German cuck friend.

Aspen Ladd does healthy dumps

>>77339104
Fighting is for goyim. You let the kettle fight each other and get brain damage while cashing in the money from other goyim that pay to see that shit.

>>77338985
This coming from the biggest Jones apologist ever

Does Ronda still get roles in movies and shows or did they abandon her?

>>77339104
That krav maga guy that Frank shamrock almost killed

>>77339191
I don't know if you follow boxing but the head of Top Rank,Bob Arum said this word for word (yes he's a Jew). Except he said blacks and Latinos fight while he collects the money.

>>77339197
She's gonna be a huge movie star.

Our boy lost last night :(

He's 5-5 now, how can he train with so many good fighters and still lose?

>>77339197
Her Hollywood career went to shit before her fighting career did because apparently she can't act for shit. Rumor has it she'll be signing with WWE soon

>>77339207
Yeah I know. This guy is one of the jewiest jews ive seen.
This Clip is also hilarious: https://youtu.be/grPv6xgrX6Y

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>>77338799
I don't know much about MMA but this has always confused me. Why do fighters not just stay the weight they are to fight at? What benefit is there from being over-weight and then cutting when the weighing begins??

>>77339257
DC and Jones avoid Stipe, Cain and Ngannou

>>77339239
That's honestly where she belongs and I'm not saying that in a negative way. She can judo throw people and act like a god.

>>77339280
while the crowd chants NUNES and boos her every attempt, she's too emotional and can't handle the stress

>>77339239
Funny that Carano has actually done some decent acting work while Honda's career was doa

how much do ONE champions make? seems like a pretty good deal for beating up a bunch of guys without wikipedia pages

WMMA girls do porn when

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>>77339352
>doesn't have a wiki page
>bashes on guys without wikipedia pages

>>77339361
when wme quits being a bitch and signs a deal with brazzers

>>77338882

that's very disappointing.

https://youtu.be/27FH-nXP1xU

I don't understand how CTE doesn't develop until later on. So you can get punched to hell when you're in your 20s and then you get the effects when you're in your 60s?

>>77339369
Who should Aletta Ocean take on?

>>77339396
janitor will ban you for not posting dicks

>>77339128
ye the little black Israelite thing he brings out after every fight is p. jokes

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>>77339389
actually you suffer the worst effects when you are in your 30s

>>77339361
There are already examples from the pioneer days, it's kind of an open secret in the business. Debi Purcell is one I remember

>>77337786
>>77337786
how has bones planned for this since he looks a lot more THICC now

you guys cant even fathom what 100% focused and motivated jon jones looks like

he may actually kill DC

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goobs

>>77337786
What does DC walk around at?

>>77339389
Are you sure about that? Diego Sanchez, Eddie Alvarez, Frankie Edgar, Patrick Cummings are all in their 30s and they're slurring sentences like imbeciles.

>>77339443
ring rust is real my guy

DC is going to destroy him in 2 rounds

>>77339446
>dana immediately gets touchie feelie with goober

the only reason he's on the gas is to manhandle conor at staredowns

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>>77339248
Coming from a Liberal spic I'm pretty triggered.

>audience
>the entire world,Mexicans,Americans,Brazilians,Japanese,Easter Europeans everyone and every county has a boy
>the biggest draw at one point was a meme woman judo "boxer" coached by Armenians
>Stipe - American/Croat/firefighter/emt Captain America type nigga
>before him Fabricio,Cain
>at one point a senior citizen was champion
>a French black guy maybe champ soon
>LHW - a chubby white guy with an affinity for Popeyes
>before him a real hood nigga with an affinity for coking and poking
>MW - A British guy,before him some gay guy, a New Yorker and a Brazilian
>WW - A Black Lives Matter activist,before him a half Filipino orc,a Muslim and a French Canadian
>LW - Conor, before him WGAF. Nate is here too.
>FW - the alien from Gantz
>BW - basically some orphan with tattoos
>FLW - UFC is the only company in the world to give a midget, an actual handicapped person a chance to fight, and now he plays video games and has a family

>WBW - a weird lesbian Hue
>WSW - a Polish vampire

I mean this Saturday, a trans fighters is fighting a lesbian for the featherweight title. An actual Autistic person,Ryan Hall gets to compete. Nick fucking Newell, a one armed man got to compete. MMA is the most diverse sport.

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>>77339446
either of these manlets thinking they can get past dana

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>when you nut but dc keep succin

>>77339443
Nah man, he's fucked if he gets motivated and starts to focus. It'd be like Tiger Woods when he stopped banging models and his career went down the shitter forever

>>77339465
ring rust is only real if you're mentally weak, ask dom cruz

jones has always thrived on the big stage and he has one of the best camps that accounts for every angle

>>77339481
except dillashaw beat cruz

>>77339479
woods was already ravashed by injuries and abandoned by his wife and kids. jones looks in the best shape he's ever been and cut out the partying

>>77339479
Exactly. Without all the party, drugs and other distractions Jones reveals himself to be a weak man, he has no actual motivation, that's why he used drugs in the first place.

DC is hard work, always has been and always will be, Jones is easy work.

>>77339499
even if you think TJ won Dom did not look rusty. and that doesnt explain mizugaki

>>77339508
yes, he looked good

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Jones isn't easy work for anyone, he's the GOAT for a reason and has beaten every opponent placed in front of him including DC.

>>77339500
I'm picking Jones but there's no reason to believe he's a different guy all of a sudden

>>77339446
>you will never be dana's golden boy and have him feel your glutes in a non-gay manner

will dc retire if jones beats him again?

>>77339551
probably retires either way cause hes an old fat manlet

>>77339524
have we even discussed this

what the actual fuck. Jones is our guy, Cormier is redit's guy. PERIOD.

>>77339524
gustafsson literally beat him

>>77339562
gustafsson literally lost three rounds and almost died in the fifth

>>77339562
except he didn't

>>77339551

>if

>>77339568
>>77339567
well we'll find out tomorrow bitches

where is picksnigger anyway?

>>77339578
not taking picks

>>77339562
KEK

>>77339534
he is no different, cerrone confirmed it

>>77339462

Besides Diego being crazy, none of those guys have slurring problems. Patrick Cummins is also missing a front tooth.

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>tfw DC vs. Jones 2 is the only superclash left on the 2017 calendar
>tfw there wont be any mega rivalries to argue about on /heem/ soon

>>77339524

>DC's left hand as his subtly touches jons dick

>>77339638
dana promised us conor vs khabib in russia to end the year

>dana promised us

>>77339638

>Khabib v. Conor (December) or Ferguson (November)

>>77339649
maybe not so subtle? I think his animal instincts took over and he was just grabbing for what he wanted

>>77339638
jones dc rivalry came from no where

there will be another

>>77339638
Nunes vs Shevshenko is gonna be a little Spicy. Ever since the big presser these bitches hate each other. After Nunes pussied out there is gonna be even more drama to it. But yeah, other than that there is not much left...

>>77339683
amanda "cancel the fite my benis is sore" nunes was never my girl

>>77339665
BW seems bound to heat up with Rivera-Cruz reportedly in the works along with Garbrandt-Dillashaw

>>77337850
Jon "Responsible for countless unsolved hit and runs" Jones

>>77339638
Eddie vs Justin will probably be full of cringy trash talk neither fighter wants to be saying

>>77339551
if DC wins he'll challenge Jones to a rubber match when Jones wins, DC will retire in the cage

>>77337913
>normal brain
>fat
>pale
>has a pussy in the center

>advanced cte brain
>lean
>tan
>avant-garde asymmetry

>>77339718
>schaubposter shilling CTE now

get a dog

>>77339711

Justin Gaethje vs the LW division is the most exciting thing in MMA at the moment

>>77339738
No it isn't, that dumbfuck is literally gonna get heemed next fight

Why doesn't UFC have yellow/red cards?

>>77339738
I'm gunna have to agree
>>77339753
kys, who cares if he does, it will be spicy either way

>>77339753
he fucked Johnson up and he's a banger, MJ has a win over Ferguson fyi

I hope he sticks around.

>>77338069
Looking lovingly into your bro's eyes while you double-team some random girl and high giving is much gayer than just fucking a dude.

>>77339763
cause there's more exciting things than some shithead getting heemed

>>77338555
Damn I wish I was responsible enough to put on khaki pants and a blue button down.

>>77339753
Wgaf?

>>77339771
like what exactly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivJ6X8PRwQI

Is Tyron a real nigga or a cornball brotha?

>>77339771
>doesn't like heems

get the fuck out

>>77339638

Not True!

still have
> TJ vs Cody vs Dom

>Khabib vs Tony

>Gaethje vs the LW division

>Woodley vs Institutional Racism

>Michael Bisping vs depth perception

>OSP vs 3 syllable words

>>77339711
This. The new TUF Season is gonna be a cringefest. Just let these guys fight without the bullshit around it cause they clearly have no charisma.
A TUF season with Kevin Lee and Nate Diaz would be way better at this weight Class. Romero or Rockhold vs. Bisping would have been the GOAT TUF though...

>>77339765
Is there any shots of rins roided up ass from this weigh in ?

>>77339782
Like khabib and tony or even platinum michael perry
>>77339788
when did i say i didn't like heems you fucking stupid piece of shit, is there any fucking activity in that stupid brain of yours? you dumb piece of shit i swear to god you better shut the fuck up or ill stomp out the little brain cells you have left.

>>77339785
he's a real one

>>77339765
I need to powerfuck Rin.

Oh my god

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>>77339760
Timidity can be handled with point deductions. I don't think the card system was really all that effective in Pride, mostly it pissed the fighters off.

>>77339804
Maybe, lemme look

>>77339814
>more exciting things than some shithead getting heemed

there literally isn't, stop your anti-heem propaganda right now pleb

I prefer submissions other heems desu

>>77339840
take it back

>>77339843
5 round wars

>>77339840

submission is a type of heem