/heem/: jon jones will win edition

*eats tiramisu*

daily reminder that the first fight with nate was an exhibition match and should not reflect on the records

I'L TELL WHY I'M PISSED. I ALWAYS BELIEVED IN MCTAPPER. I THOUGHT HE WAS GUNNA BE THE NEXT BEST THING, AN UNDEFEATED IRISH MAN WHO CAN NEVER LOSE. BUT WHEN HE GOT CHOKED OUT TO A WEED HEAD WITH 10 DAYS NOTICE, I FELT SO ANGRY THAT I BELIEVED IN MCTAPPER. THAT'S WHY I'M PISSED

>oh he came back and beat a 210 pound monster

HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU?
HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU SERIOUSLY?

NATE DIAZ HAS BEEN A LIGHTWEIGHT HIS WHOLE CAREER. THAT IS NOT WHAT A 230 POUND MAN LOOKS LIKE!

HE WAS 170 AT THE WEIGH INS, THEN GAINED 10 POUNDS OF WATER WEIGHT
CONOR DID THE SAME
NATE WAS NATTY AND MOST OF THE WEIGHT WAS HIS LONG LEGS

CONOR WAS OBVIOUSLY FULL OF JUICE AND WEIGHED ABOUT 190 OF FAKE MUSCLES

PLUS CONORS BICEPS WAS MUCH BIGGER AND HE HAS NEARLY THE SAME RANGE SO HE WAS CHEATING

BUT YOU'RE A CASUAL SO I WOULDN'T EXPECT YOU TO KNOW THAT

FUCKING 202ER
WELL I AM A 209ER
AND WHERE I COME FROM (KENT, ENGLAND) PEOPLE LIKE YOU GET SLAPPED

WAR DIAZ 209 WUT

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*GADOOSH*

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<-----Gooby!

>>77331256
Screencaped!

Patiently awaiting saturday night so I can shit down your throat OP.

>>77331306
wholeheartedly agree my guy

>>77331308
terrible post

>>77331357
Dudeweedlmao.jpg

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<----Gooby

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For me, it's the north-south position

>>77331184
>>77331161
Let me help you out lads!

Known Bongs on /heem/

ThatOneCodyFan (mia)

Jorge Masvidal since strikeforce bong/Santiago fan (non regular) (new)

Pettis fan bong (regular)

Portuguese speaking Aldo bong (new)

/Box/ bong (not regular) (now regular)

Fedor bong (not regular)

WaifuBong/Claudia/Val (regular)

New Thread Bong/ SpergOP hater/ Bongspammer (fairly-regular)

Judo-kun bong (old) (mia)

Diaz Fan Bong (old) (not regular)

Kevin Lee bong (new)

Bong who puts of instead of have (me) (regular)

not on the list but have been on /heem/ regularly for over 2 years bong (irrelevant)

>>77331357
>t-they weren't real knockdown he was baiting him
>h-his legs were wobbly from the kicks

>>77331389
But who am I

>>77331389
>2 years
>Literal 196'er
Lmao so hard

>>77331389
autismo

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>>77331322
> *GADOOSH*

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Michael Dukakis

>>77331405
whites like jones

>>77331389
>ThatOneCodyFan (mia)
killed himself
>Jorge Masvidal since strikeforce bong/Santiago fan (non regular) (new)
needs to kts
>Pettis fan bong (regular)
needs to kts
>Portuguese speaking Aldo bong (new)
needs to kts
>/Box/ bong (not regular) (now regular)
needs to kts
>Fedor bong (not regular)
needs to kts
>WaifuBong/Claudia/Val (regular)
BASED
>New Thread Bong/ SpergOP hater/ Bongspammer (fairly-regular)
needs to kts
>Judo-kun bong (old) (mia)
dead
>Diaz Fan Bong (old) (not regular)
BASED
>Kevin Lee bong (new)
BASED
>Bong who puts of instead of have (me) (regular)
KYS
>not on the list but have been on /heem/ regularly for over 2 years bong (irrelevant)
Needs to kts

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>>77331292

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>>77331380

>>77331389
Sperg op is british he's arabic muslim

>>77331389
I feel like I need to be here but I have no unique identifier other than being a drug fanatic who takes cocaine and manages to drink 13 shots of vodka in an hour

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How many TAMs do you think she fucked?

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>>77331463
Reminder that this pull out merchant has audacity to diss on Conor for wanting to spend time with his kid.

>>77331383
this picture triggers me. I thought I became desensitized after years of 4chan but I really hate this faggot!

>>77331484
Who is your boy?

>>77331473
The two are the same.
If you call yourself british you are a shitskin.
You're English, Scottish, Welsh or Best Irish

>>77331357
>>77331390
At least Nate didn't quit. Can't say that about conair

>>77331492
None of them you weirdo

>>77331506
All of those are Arabic countries now

>>77331389
what about the betting bong?

>>77331492
All of them.

>>77331528
Which one? I'm pretty sure every brit gambles except me

>>77331256
>this inbred retard thinks a post usada jones is gonna beat cormier

LMFAO this idiot has spent too much time playing with the trailer park fuck pig and huffing gas.

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>>77331515

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>when you bouta get the succ after waiting a year

For sure Gastelum will beat post-USADA Weidman my man

>>77331544
Kek, based.

>>77331496
Ferguson VS Kalabhibi

Winner fights Conor

If Conor wins he moves up to welterweight and makes history

>>77331518
scotland is 97% white

>>77331530
money money money money team

>>77331559
>Chris almost gets heemed by a fat welterweight mexican kid
I was rooting for him and am glad he finally started to unJUST, but does he really have a shot at the top 5?

>>77331538
there is one bong who always talks about odds and parlays. He used to bet large amounts of money on fights but quit because it was too stressfull for him. Pretty sure its the same guy, but idk maybe there are multiple degenrate gambler bongs among us...

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JJJJJJJJJOOOOOONMMMM
TWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO
SUUUUUCCCCCCCCXXCCC

>>77331530
Take your frog back to /box/

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>>77331587

>>77331389
The only bong that matters is the official ufc ppv thread bong.

>>77331578
>WW
>Can't make WW

wew lad

>>77331587
It's lonely in /box/

>>77331518
Wales is over 90% white and northern ireland is over 90% white.
Only my fucking country imports cameljockeys like crazy to the cities. Thank fuck I live in bumblefuck nowhere

>no tag team division
>no money in the bank briefcase to cash in at end of title fights
>no triple threat matches

This is why no one takes UFC seriously

>>77331580
All bongs are degenerate gamblers every other ad on skysports is a gambling site

>>77331610
Back to your containment board loser

Topkek at mummy's boy Chiesa (still crying that he got cucked in front of his mummy by based Lee) now challenging Mazzagatti to a fight.

>>77331580
Yeah I don't know if that was one particular guy, there is also the bong that posts possibly photoshopped images of ridiculous bets I'm wondering if that is the same guy

>>77331580
That could be me, I used to put my bets up on here but now I don't because it's bad luck

>>77331405
I used to hate him but ever since he shat on luke thomas I'm a fan

based schaub calls jones out
https://streamable.com/vvpis

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>>77331610
w-we have all of that in boxing

(please watch our sport)

>>77331622
Polite reminder that /sp/ was in its prime when there was WWE talk and no UFC talk

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>>77331603
Oh for sure Kelvin is a middleweight my guy.

>>77331610
>>>/asp/
Thanks for visiting the real sports board /asp/ie! Make sure to visit our gift shop before you leave!

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Horiguchi vs Tokoro
Aliakbari vs King
Garcia vs Gagloeva
Miura vs Tapa
Nasukawa vs Saiga

Rizin will startat 1am EST Saturday night/Sunday morning after UFC 214

>>77331617
This is pretty accurate. My highstreet has 3 betting shops on it within 100 yards of eachother

>>77331637
Just go back manchild

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JUST IN, THEY FUCKING MANAGED TO FUCK IT UP AGAIN

>>77331644
Already submitted picks for this, but where's the 214 picks?

For sure all the smart money is on Gastelum my guy

@77331657
Fake news too rampant these days

>>77331610
>Conor gets a triangle on Nate
>Nate stands up
>Nick comes off the top of the cage and hits Conor with the Doomsday Device

>>77331663
Gastelum is going to have trouble with that upper echelon my dude

>>77331657
Be honest, how long did it take you?

>>77331657
Ban this Nazi

>>77331684
2 minutes

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>>77331644
Gucci
King
Gabbi
Reina
Nasukawa

>>77331595
Post the one where Floyd looks like he's a midget

>>77331646
I wish the us would get their shit together and at least allow online sports betting

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>>77331657
>no link

Overeem beats Ngannou, anyone that disagrees with that statement is casual scum!

>>77331644
Dayum Gabi looks bangable in that picks photo, can you post full size ?

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>>77331697
"no"

>>77331634
Schaub would honestly ragdoll Jones. Jones weighs 205. Schaub has 40 pounds on that skeleton.

>>77331657
>Cormier flagged for usada
At least make your bait believable

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>>77331713
Don't have original, got this one though

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>>77331700
Fuck off back to >>>/box/, scum.

>>77331657
I never knew Popeyes contained nandrolone metabolites.

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>>77331587
>>77331604
>>77331697
AYE AYE

>>77331699
I thought you had it already? Is it only in certain states?
To be honest it's pretty fucking terrible for the community, I see so many chavs just dumping their money into the betting machines when I go to make my bigger bets

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>>77331610
Kek
One thing I love about pro wrestling is how if you somehow entertain the fact that it's real, you'd have to conclude that it's the most corrupt, incompetent sport in the world. Every single event has multiple flagrant cheats and hilariously incompetent mistakes.

>>77331741
It's in a weird gray area. I've got some money on bovada but it was a pain in the ass to get my bank to allow me to deposit

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>>77331733
Make me. I watch both, and GGG is a god

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>>77331644
Horiguchi
Aliakbari
Garcia
Miura
Nasukawa

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>>77331720
100%

>>77331765
Canelo us going to shadowrealm him, the overhand will land, my guy

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>>77331765
GGG is the scum of the fucking Earth and so are you.

>>77331492
Cody and fili at least. Who knows about the rest of them.

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He's all revved oop

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>>77331720

Floyd is selling wolf tickets, ellerbee is selling wolf tickets, dana is selling wolf tickets and youre all buying them

>>77331765
GGG is also my boy. Hope he annihilates that ginger burrito

>>77331785
Canelo is going to get ruined

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>>77331790
>This much sperging

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>>77331765

>>77331803
>youre all buying them
I'll be streaming it, my hue

>>77331806
Canelo is winning a split decision, my guy.

>>77331799
Nervous? Really? Of what? Receiving 9 digit check or Floyd running away from him for half an hour?

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>You think I'm just gonna let you eat me, Jon?

>>77331790
The fuck is up your asshole today?

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>>77331818
You are streaming wolf tickets homie

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>>77331808
God, I wish they would allow me next door so I could spit in your fucking face.

>>77331785
Do you actually believe this?
Golovkins chin is truly freakish. If Canelo wins it'll be a brutal and ridiculously close decision.
GGG will heem him in the 8th, left to the body

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>>77331822
>Floyd running away

>>77331822
You could lock them in a phone booth and Conor still couldn't land a punch.

>>77331845
>Do you actually believe this?
100%

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>>77331822
>or Floyd running away
There's only one runner and it's not Floyd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFqVZLG30kM

>>77331765
oh look a bongposter ruining the thread how unusual

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>>77331846

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>Fine, if you win, I'll cook dinner tonight..... But if I win....
>*leans in and whispers*
>.... you have to sniff one of my farts
>what!? No!
>*take a step back in disgust*
>*feel a boner coming on through your soft gym joggers*
>Woah! What's that! Oh my God, why do you have a boner? Do you WANT to sniff my farts?
>N-No!
>*tuck dick inside of joggers to hide boner*
>don't hide it! You've got a boner! Why do you like the idea of sniffing my farts?!
>Shut up!
>Don't be embarrassed. Come here! Hey! Look me in the eyes. Do you wanna sniff my farts?

>tfw Paige will never inadvertently discover my embarrassing scat/fart fetish
Why live?

>>77331814
kek, nice gif

>>77331870
This is the spammer

>>77331870
>Why live?
Literally no reason, kill yourself post-haste.

McGoober hasn't got inside Floyd's head in the same way he did to Aldo.
It's ogre. Floyd has won.

If Conor is estimated to make roughly 100 million out of the Floyd fight. Then how much will Floyd make, 300 mil?

>>77331858
Fair enough. I'll cap my very large bet on GGG after I get my floyd money

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>>77331870

This is just one brit right? There is no way 50 of them just appeared at once


Didn't mean to @ you man

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For me, it's Aspen Ladd

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>>77331888
Floyd will get inside his head with his lead right hand

>>77331870
>Why live?

I think we're all asking that question about you

>>77331870
you're a weird guy my man

>>77331896
How much are you losing on Floyd? I bet you put a tenner on for 2 quids profit

>>77331890
it was declared as a 75/25 split. (ufc get 50% of B split)

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>>77331713

>>77331944
I went hefty. Very fucking hefty. Multiple thousands
I wont say the exact amount because it's bad luck, but I'll post my slips after the match.

>>77331626
What a baby. Flopping your arms around is not defending a choke. Time to move on, lad.

>>77331969
photoshop

>>77331845
are u the bong who bet 10k on GGG win by KO in his last fight?

>>77331969
Can you afford to lose? If not its no more impressive than >>77331944 putting a tenner on

>>77331979
I can't use it, and desu I don't really care if you believe it.
Isn't there a way to tell if I shopped it anyway? I'm talking about paper slips, I don't do big bets online because I'm paranoid about will hill fucking me on the withdrawal

>>77331991
if*

I fucked that up..if you can afford to lose then it doesn't matter if its thousands of a tenner

>>77331967
she would have ended up good looking without all the male hormones

>>77331967
Magic, just magic

STOP BULLYING DC

>>77331985
I didn't do 10k in the end but yeah I lost like a grand and a half on that shit, fucking depressing.
Never betting on method again, just fighters

>>77331975
Nap tap or snap. Who gives a fuck if he's defending or not? Sub's don't work that way.

>>77331991
>>77332011
Don't worry I understood .
I guess I can afford to lose it because I don't gamble with money I can't afford to lose but it's a big chunk of the last few months wages

What are some good person MMA fighters?

>>77332047
He was on his way to getting slept, he should be thanking Mazzagati for saving him some brain cells.

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Would you be up for this, /heem/?

Is there anyone in the UFC capable of doing it?

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White repeats St-Pierre as next UFC welterweight title challenger: 'Ship has sailed' on Bisping fight
>http://mmajunkie.com/2017/07/ufc-dana-white-georges-st-pierre-welterweight-title-challenger-tyron-woodley-michael-bisping
THANK YOU BASED UNCLE DANA

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>>77332056
Maia

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>>77332072
SEE YUU SUN BOI

>>77332063
Sounds like something Steven segal would make up and claim that he's one of two people to complete it.

>>77332063
Brock would do it

>>77332085
Why was Maia so chill about this? He is calling him a backpack to his face.

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>>77332056
For me it's Everyone's Favorite Hue

>>77332063
Nick and Nate Diaz could probably do it

>>77332118
>ywn crack Fedor up

>>77332024
I think Floyd by KO is a pretty safe bet though. Conor will gas in the first 4-5 rounds trying to KO Floyd and after that Floyd is gonna play with him and the judge will stop it.

>>77332101
>le terrible cardio roiding man
Nope

>>77332063
It doesn't say you have to win the 100 fights just fight them...so tap out every time and complete it easy

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>>77332100
Show some respect you swine

>>77332100
awesome definition my dude

i still remember the "steven seagal taught me some moves" meme from the anderson

>>77332113
he is one of those rare HUEHUE monkeys that can take a joke and doesnt chimp out after a little bit of banter

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>>77332151
>Italian "man" retreating
Makes sense.

>>77332151
theres no tapout either

>>77332140
I agree with you but I'm worried that Floyd will do what most old fighters do and try to just school him for 12 rounds, to punish him.
There's an old saying, can't remember who said it:
Young fighters once they've figured someone out say ok it's time to knock them out.
Old fighters say ok it's time to take them to school

>>77332162
The Steven seagal front kick was hilarious

>>77332171
>banter

Kek, germans are indeed a bunch of cucks.

>>77332204
Can confirm I fucked a german woman who came on holiday here while her husband slept on the beach

>>77332204
Jaó be nice!

>>77332062
>He was on his way to getting slept

Imagine if the ref had stopped Jones/Vitor because Jon's arm was about to break.

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>>77332063
>Kyokushin

Man, the first person I ever properly heemed was some Kyokushin fuck. They came to our dojo for a seminar, ended up fighting one of them.

There's no punching the head in Kyokushin so after a few kicks he came close with his hands down and got heemed into oblivion. Everyone from his dojo jumped up and was like WTF YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

>martial art
>can't punch the head

>>77332231
Not even close to the same scenario lol

>>77332222
digits confirm

>>77332113
He's a nice guy that doesn't need to prove anything to anyone. 39 years old so he's not insecure and doesn't give a fuck about that juvenile bullshit. He's a top lad.

>>77332185
hmm yeah, you are possibly right. If you really bet a large amount a method bet might really be too much of a risk.
Do u think the odds will get better for Floyd or did you already place the bet?

How many hours you spend here daily?

>>77332287
18

>>77332100
Just like the USA and most of their sports.

>design sport
>only country to play it because it's stupid as shit and no leagues exist elsewhere
>still crown their athletes as ''world'' champions

>>77332277
I've already put a most of it on, I can't see the odds getting better desu but I'll hang on for a bit

>>77332238
That doesn't sound like kyokushin

>>77332292
Don't post my waifu here

>>77332204
>cucks
Man, Id rather live in a country with cucks than in a 3rd world shithole where people chimp out constantly and are number one content providers for liveleak

SUPER SMASH DIAZ BROTHERS

>>77332100
>>77332100
Just like the USA and most of their associations.

>design sport
>only country to play it because it's stupid as shit and no leagues exist elsewhere
>still crown athletes of those associations as ''world'' champions

>>77332063
Kyokushin is a gigantic meme, and the 100 man kumite is the biggest meme going, all the guys you fight go easy on you, and the guy doing it usually takes liberties especially if you're going too hard for their liking

t. took part in one years ago, got kneed in the face and chipped a tooth because we werent allowed to have gumsheilds, it's the dumbest martial art there is, avoid.

>>77332294
What sport is Bulgaria good at?

>>77332363
oly weightlifting

>>77332363
Making Mccasuals angry

Here it is guys
https://youtu.be/_Jpr1v8RVao
https://youtu.be/_Jpr1v8RVao

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>>77332222
t.Fernando Martinez

>>77332100
Oyama used to go around heeming bulls with his fists so it's probable he did that

>>77332377
For me it's Pressing Issues with Maurice Chavez

>>77332376
Schaub is so gay.

>>77332330
Nah, I'd rather live in a Thir World shithole where I could atleast be a king among the monkeys.
While you will live in a country full o cucks, can't even say a bad world to a women that you will be arrested for sexism, and will slowly see your country becoming a Islamic Caliphate.

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>>77332376
Thanks

>>77332063
bisping and jones desu

>>77332351
Hug and gsp both started in kyokushin karate. Semmy school did seidokaikan which is a slightly altered version of kyokushin. Don't get me wrong most karate is a meme but kyokushin isnt

>>77332407
get em

>>77332072
>he believes dana

>>77332377
Thats a Spanish name Boris Petrov

>>77332443
This time Dana tells the troof

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>>77332437
>canada wants brazil to lay into Germany for being cucks

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I don't like our boy Maia's chances lads

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>>77332376
No thanks

>>77332443
This. Dana is just an actor, he has no real power in the UFC.

hey pussy, are you still there?

>>77332498
Jon pls go

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>>77332480
i laughed at your post tho but cmon

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>>77332498
Isn't he a shareholder now? Or did his shares get bought out by wme? Either way pic related

>>77332518
are we pretending?

>>77332519
Show me one instance where Dana has said something won't happen and then it didn't.

>>77332539
Paul Daley coming to UFC

>>77332539
>Jon Jones will never headline a card again

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Remember me?

>>77332388
Oyama appeared in one carefully choreographed film with a bull, (that he later admitted was bullshit), and they sawed through the poor animals horn so he could knock it off.

>>77332430
GSP never competed and his black belt is extremely suspect, Schilt trained as a kickboxer with Eric van Vaerenbergh and had grades thrown at him, he's a 8th degree under the IBK banner, so is Gene Lebell and Gokor, and they never did a day's Kyokushin practice. The only one I'll gibe you is Hug, along with Feitosa and Filhio, but all three were never work champions, and look at the last big thing to come out of Kyokushin, Eweton Teixeria, he was BTFO after 2 or 3 fights. I'm not saying this for the good of my health man, I lived and breathed kyokushin for 4 years, it's a fucking meme

>>77332557
umm sweaty DC is headlining it, his name is first on the poster

>>77332578
It's "sweetie" you scroat!

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>>77332521
Hey man I'm not going to argue, Londonistan is bad, I hope all the western countries get their shit together soon.
All we have is pic related and it's barely even a start

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>>77332578
>sweaty DC

>>77331999
>I'm paranoid about will hill fucking me on the withdrawal
Can they do that? Isnt that illegal?

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>>77332483
>tfw Maia get's heemed after his 30th TD attempt fails

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>>77332464
It's a meme you dip, applies to all southern euros

pay denbts

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>>77332630
>he goes to /pol/

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>>77332483
>>77332611
>saves us from grapplefuck champ
TYBW

Gian Villante

HARD WORK

>>77332609
I heard stories that if you'r withdrawl is big they hold it for months, and try every possible reason not to pay you out, they request your ID, birth certificate, bills to prove location and check timing of bets, any '''suspicious''' bets or transactions and money laundering everything they can.

I want my money now so I always do bookies for big bets

Wait a second, Mighty Mouse is headlining 215? What the actual fuck.. How did this decision ever go through? I sure hope it's a farewell gift to Demetrious since they're closing down the division.

>>77332630
>/pol/

no thanks

>>77332679
Who should headline?

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Alex jones would dominate the UFC

>>77332654
His BJJ is fun to watch though.

Even Masvidal fight was spicy as fuck for me.

>>77332238
>>77332308

lol it doesn't sound like it at all

>>77332679
They really fucked him over as well, he's already known for poor ratings and ppv buys, and they put him on the first ppv after May/Mac. No one is going to buy that shit.

>>77332648
>>77332683
That's /pol/s little brother /int/
You can see from blue theme

>>77332686
THE VASELINE IS TURNING FIGHTERS INTO HOMOSEXUALS!

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>>77332648
>>77332683

FUCK DC

>>77332686
Not with USADA around

>>77332701
Fuck that, I always set all boards to dark theme

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>tfw could heem everyone in this thread

>>77332693
>Masvidal fight was spicy as fuck
no it wasnt, the only spicy part was the 10 second gnp

>>77332231
>>77332257

That's a completely valid argument.

Why would the ref stop the fight during a submission attempt if there is no nap tap or snap bud

Somone please heem me. I just asked a girl at work if she'd like to go out, and it turned out she has a boyfriend. I think i should just quit and commit to becoming a fighter

FUCK DANA WHITE AND ALL THE TRUMP VOTER

>>77332654
>grapplefuck
He's not though. He always goes for the finish these days, it's exciting watching great fighters with that 'holy shit I've got Maia on my back' look on their face

>>77332724
You the boxing guy?

>>77332739
>and it turned out she has a boyfriend

sure she does

>>77332739
no no brother just rape her its a easier

Sacre bleu!

Why did heem turn its back on dc?

>>77332743
tyron heem'ing maia, gsp, mcgregor, and bisping, in that order, is funnier

>>77332760
Well, that escalated quickly

Do any of you Canadian FUCKS actually enjoy poutine?

>>77332760
>>77332742
Hello Abdul, how is paris?

>>77332774
Depends on the fries.

>>77332699
Yeah, I'm inclined to believe that it's a all a scheme to make it look like he's been given a golden opportunity by ''good guy'' Dana.

>>77332685
JDS vs. Ngannou are more marketable for sure my man

>>77332739
heem her bf

Canada is half a country man
They are less then 30

>>77332787
Fucking gross

>>77332774
>>77332787

buddy it obviously depends quite a lot on the gravy too

>>77332745
yes

>>77332799
It's hard to fuck up gravy but the wrong fries will ruin the whole thing

>>77332777
Sad as always

>>77332807
Long and rangy, I'll troost you on that

>>77332732
No it isn't. An armbar isn't the same kind of submission as a rear-naked, and even then a ref can stop a fight during an armbar even if the person doesn't tap like what happened in the Frank Mir Big Nog fight. You're legit dumb if you think Chiesa was gonna get out of that he was 2 seconds away from being limp

>>77332790
whoever headlines that card will be a flop, might as well put a throwaway garbage champion like him.

trust me, if gdr was still champion, she'd be on there too lol

>>77332807
I bet I could submit you

>>77332790
JDS vs Ngannou isn't for a title. Also people who buy cards just for the main event are morons. Not that any of you ever buy cards to begin with.

jones or DC what are your pick

>>77332724
I'd dust you early inside the first

>>77332768
/Heem/ has never been for DC. DC is the redditor's choice

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>>77332807
I'M THA BOXING GUY
BELIEVE ME YOU BOYS DON'T KNOW WHAT'S COMING

>>77332844
Ngannou is the next cham in the heavyweigh division mark my word

>>77332819
it has nothing to do with whether or not chiesa was going to get out. nap tap or snap like buddy said, and the ref should not EVER stop the fight for anything else

> and even then a ref can stop a fight during an armbar even if the person doesn't tap like what happened in the Frank Mir Big Nog fight

hmm if only there were a word that rhymes with tap that could describe what happened there...

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>>77332724
sorry my guy but i'm a ufc fighter. i would heem you in the first

>>77332869
kek

>>77332869
those tits, is punk on estrogen?

>>77332768
>>77332859

blacks hate DC and 80% of yanks on /heem/ is black

>>77332724
>this is the guy CodyFan bullied

Lmao

>>77332886
It's what happens when you get off the roids

>>77332889
That's alot of blacks for 4chan

>>77332868
The referees are there for the fighter's safety, not to feed your primal desire to watch people suffer. He was going out and he had stopped fighting the choke. He was getting beat up prior to that pretty bad, he lost fair and square. It's like what happened in the Waterson/Van Zant fight where Big John stepped in and people *here* were saying that Paige faked going out cause she got up so quickly.

For sureeeeee you're an idiot if you think Chiesa was going to get out of that choke my man.

>>77332667
I've heard about them blocking accounts because they kept winning but even then you can still get your money

>>77332724
Johan?

>>77332886
He's just old

>>77332924
blacks fucking love mma dude

>>77332938
>For sureeeeee you're an idiot if you think Chiesa was going to get out of that choke my man.
read the first line of the post you quoted

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>>77332830

>>77332891
Dont't get it

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My picks

>>77332967
Yeah but I can't imagine 80% of the american flag autists on /heem/ are black. Although if coral springs turned out to be a 300 lb giga nigger I'd laugh my ass off

>>77332947
yes

>>77332967
>it has nothing to do with whether or not chiesa was going to get out
That's exactly what he has to do with lol

>>77332992
>wrestle jitz with 80+kg dudes
>hold my own and submit them
You would be surprised

>>77333064
>That's exactly what he has to do with lol
no it isn't

I like Jon and DC tbqh

>>77332768
/heem/ has literally never supported Cormier at any single point of his career.

>>77332940
I know I'd probably get it but I just don't want to have to wait months for my cash when i can get it the 24hrs after from betfred and the odds are the same

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>>77333055
Coral Springs is the EDP of MMA

>>77333080
DC had been myguy since Strikeforce

>>77333080
I liked him when he was fucking up strike forces heavyweight division but /heem/ wasn't a thing then

>>77333074
well im 105kg so good luck

>>77333090
Good luck with your bet, I would never risk that much money

>>77333104
>undersmell
Gets me Everytime

>>77332947
That is boxingswedes name?

>>77333125
You're a wiser man than I kek, cheers

>>77333114
>>77333105
>For sure I've been a Masvidal fan since strikeforce my guy

>>77333074
>80 kilos
>Anything to brag about

>>77332886
he's broken down from being a pro wrestler, he wouldnt/couldnt train properly