>>76964368
There is only one natty MW left and his name is Borrachinha
Johnson vs Gaethje
Lima vs Taylor
Diakiese vs Klose
Cannonier vs Roehrick
Tavares vs Theodorou
Johnson vs Fortuna
In absolutely no way does Conor get in Floyds head. I'd be surprised if Floyd doesn't get the better of the trash talking. Floyd has been through to much to give a fuck what some born rich whitey has to say
>>76964368
look at that head movement
evading all those legitimate contenders for a year
/snacks&hoez/
FIRST FOR
UBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
TINY werdum WILL BE SMASHHHHED
Official Thread Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bfyS-S-IJs
>>76964368
give me a program so i can head kick, right now im lucky to get to waist
reem will win
>>76964382
well memed
anyways wheres rogan?
whats next for this goof?
>>76964392
Geathje
Lima
Diakiese
Roehrick
Theodorou
Johnson
May there be spicy bangers for all!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PScmRiaZhwk
CALIFORNIA BRO URIJAH
>>76964434
>>76964434
aho girl
who /thiccachu/ here
>>76964452
fucking lol
>>76964458
you make the worst tier memes
*GADOOOSH*
Some boxer is trying to fight me online
>>76964482
teep
>>76964472
exposed
>>76964458
What a qt.
>>76964469
you don't even know my memes you goof, they account for 10% of all actively posted heem OC
peoples champ
>>76964392
Gaethje
Lima
Diakiese
Cannonier
Theodorou
Johnson
>>76964493
pretty sure thats the head poster
>>76964499
headposter is picksguy
>>76964452
ROBIN BLACKED
>>76964505
then that guy is definitely posting the most OC
>>76964499
no, i made the DC vr and everyone laughing at jeremy stephens to name a couple
>>76964392
Johnson
Taylor
Diakiese
Connonier
Theodorou
Fortuna
>>76964529
What is this position called?
>>76964395
>>76964395
conor will just ask him to read something
>>76964529
youre a big boy around these parts?
>>76964392
Johnson
Taylor
Diakiese
Cannonier
Tavares
Johnson
>>76964540
>me on the right in my xxxl untucked polo
>>76964392
Johnson
Taylor
Diakiese
Cannonier
Thoedorou
Johnson
>>76964559
thats closer to 6 xl
>>76964540
The blubber guard
Benavidez is still going?
>>76964395
>born rich whitey
this is bs
conor grew up in a working class family
>>76964572
sadly
>>76964578
He would have made more money as a plumber than I will in my career as a professional slave
>>76964395
gooby was living off de social welfare when he beat brimmage
>>76964589
doubt it
>>76964543
Conor will never top this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD8Q0lvJZvI
Cody's speech already better than Benavidez.
>>76964589
What do you do?
>>76964596
the cringiest part was when Hot 97 (maybe Shade 45?) released that unaired footage of him trying to read the stupid station blurb
takes you back to that fucking shit in high school where the kid who is terrible at reading gets called on to read out loud
Do you guys think Urijah was the father Cody never had?
>>76964632
ofc
>>76964632
depends if faber got a dad dick
Do you guys think Urijah and Cody have seen each others penises?
>>76964596
50 is the only rapper that can shitpost 24/7, it's really amazing
Arianny and Urijah banged, right?
>>76964645
>Coral Springs opens MS Paint
>>76964645
ofc you haven't seen your mates dicks?
>>76964663
lolwut
>>76964619
>making fun of somebody that can't read
ugh...that's a bit too below the belt for me lads. Anyone know why floyd can't read?
>>76964663
>>76964596
>>76964619
>https://youtu.be/N4_mWhcfIh0
>>76964669
i have. i've also seen my dads dick
>>76964669
like recently? every boy goes to camp
>>76964677
it was scummy of the radio station to release that footage imo, but fair game for 50
floyd has made HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS and has every opportunity to get a tutor or rent out an entire university to learn how to read
afaik the only reason he doesnt is cuz his dad and family cared fuck all about school when he was young and had him boxing pretty much out the gate
>>76964681
ha fucking Ebro
what a dick
magic captcha
>>76964681
>Can't read good
>still a millionaire
>wasn't shot and almost killed
what did 50 mean by this?
>>76964687
this is some white people shit. i wrestled in high school and i went to a mostly black school. i was much better than everyone on my team so i went to a mostly white wrestling camp and i saw more dick as "pranks" those 2 weeks than i have in all of my life
>>76964681
>>76964681
>>76964681
how the fuck does he keep getting stuck at "i'm floyd mayweather"
>him sounding out that last part
this is too much
>>76964682
is it loud when your dad takes a piss? is it a powerful stream?
>>76964711
>these insecurities
>>76964646
50 cent is the funniest musician period
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ8LS_AzgYI
>>76964732
he talked some crazy shit in the press about Vivica Fox after they broke up
said he got her to lick his ass and shit
>>76964732
>50 Cent Says Jay Z's 4:44 is "Golf Course Music"
my nigga
>>76964495
This fucking guy
>>76964771
he simply doesn't give a fuck
>>76964708
>>Can't read good
>good
>GOOD
Well. Can't read WELL. For fucks sake...
>>76964708
floyd is that you?
>>76964791
but I was going to build a center for kids who can't read good
>>76964803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRPfY4mE4ME
since no one gets it
>>76964691
Now I remember when 50 called him out, Jimmy Kimmel upped the ante and have him do it on his late night talk show. And here we are a few years and that Kimmel fucker and every media person is virtue signaling about anti-bullying.
>hi
>i'm floy...
>i'm floyd mayweather
>i'm floyd mayweather here for the co...con...
>here for the Conor FAST cardio system
>>76964691
i actually hope conor doesn't bring it up
>>76964730
I agree with him. The "i'm just joking that I'm gay" schtick is a white thing. Never met a brother that would pull that shit.
How would you react if you saw me in public posting on /heem/ from my mobile device?
>>76964844
DEEZ NUTZ
>>76964848
I politely ask what does heem stand for?
>>76964392
Johnson
Taylor
Diakese
Cannonier
Tavares
Fortuna
>>76964858
nice picture nerd
>>76964844
Obviously you haven't met a lot of "brothers" because a shitload of niggers are unironically closeted fags.
>>76964858
Forgot pic
>>76964844
>>76964867
reminds me of the chappelle bit
>i tell ya right now, if i put a carrot in a black dude's ass nigga would KILL YOU for some shit like that when he wakes up
https://youtu.be/x3x1EVOeX-s?t=69 (1:09)
>>76964711
It's a white people thing. Same as drawing on people when they fall asleep.
t. token minority who grew up in a 90% white area
>>76964867
The closeted gay brothers would hide that shit like they stole it.
>>76964857
hemophilia
>>76964867
>>76964879
>brothers
are you both retarded? this isnt the 60s. just say black guys. you make it way too clear that you have no interactions with black people ever
>>76964882
why is no one on their iPhone?
>>76964873
Yep, writing on people or rubbing your dick on someone as "a prank bro" or that retard boundary pushing shit would get you mugged.
>>76964872
>>76964873
Confirmed.
>>76964897
I was walking home from a party drunk as hell and I fell down some stairs with my phone in my hand, busted up my big toe and smashed my phone screen as well. Bad feels.
>>76964908
>black people mug their friends that prank them
>>76964908
>rubbing your dick on someone
this must be an american thing
we just whip it out
what's Conor going to be doing when he's 40 years old?
>>76964867
>>76964879
>>76964897
Suge Knight breaking down a Death Row Records meeting where Pac says he wont work with Dre because Dre is a faggot is some kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8tSTCoIVZg (skip to 1:10 for the best part)
>>76964897
That was back in the old days when people actually watched the stuff they paid to see
>>76964892
>he thinks all black people refer to themselves as either "black guys" or niggaz
>>76964897
In america they take your phone before the event so you can't record it
>>76964392
Gaethje
Taylor
Diakiese
Cannonier
Theodorou
Fortuna
>>76964945
Having CTE
>>76964858
>>76964869
just redo it
>>76964946
Why do you think he always wears those skin tight shirts? lol
>>76964945
He'll be broke as fuck and doing autograph events like those sad, broken pro wrestlers you hear about sometimes
>>76964835
yup
>>76964942
not a conor fan, but at least he plans fights for soon and plans fights for after. his activity and gamesmanship compensate for his sportsmanship and respect for his opponents/division
>>76964945
I think once he retires from competing he'll pull a Brock Lesnar and get a sweet WWE contract where he makes a couple million a year just to show up to 1/4 of the events.
>>76965006
He probably won't even wrestle. Maybe drop a finisher or something once in a while, but that's about it. Mostly talk and image.
When Conor is 40 that means I'll be 40
>>76965006
don't see conor as a WWE guy
now imagine Yoel in the WWE
>>76964392
Johnson
Taylor
Diakise
Cannonier
Tavares
Fortuna
>>76964990
Supposedly a lot of that stuff was contractually prohibited, if he trows kicks or tries a flying armbar he's losing his purse. Unfortunately we'll never know what's on that contract because both parties signed a non-disclosure agreement. Certainly makes you wonder
>>76965031
>oblivious to the coming nuclear holocaust
sweet summer child
>>76965059
He doesn't have to be into WWE, Brock isn't. He doesn't give a shit about the company, all he cares about is the easy checks.
Soon as Conor see's how easy it is to stand around in a ring talking shit for 10 minutes, get into a 30 second scripted brawl, repeat for 2 weeks, then put on a 15 minute match for over a million dollars, he'll be sold.
>33 years of age
>Worth 62 billion
What's your excuse?
>>76965059
the fuck? nobody knows or cares who yoel is plus conor has the charisma
>>76965150
Im not an android reptilian hybrid and my wife isn't asian
>>76965150
I'm not Jewish
>>76965150
i didn't invent facebook :(
>>76965150
I'm not that motivated :(
>>76965150
I'm not a 3 so I have a social life
Heeminder that Shogun is unbeaten since USADA
what does this belt mean?
>>76965150
I invented Nexopia, made over $3600
>>76965182
more importantly, why is Jesse Taylor the #22 WW in Russia?
Past a certain number of fights, there should absolutely be a minimum W/L ratio that one must maintain to remain signed on to the UFC?
I'm sick of shitbags like Taylor who are 32-15 eating up spots that belong to younger guys who will actually go places in their careers.
>>76965217
>Myles Jury was the best tho
Isnt Shoot Boxing happening right now with Gabi Garcia and RENA?
>>76965150
i didn't go to harvard at the right time to steal another mans idea
>>76965217
thats a 2.0 w/l my man pretty good
>>76965223
myles jury destroys people with ease
When you really think about it, Conor could spark Floyd with a single punch and make UFC millions
ass-pen ladd legit looks like she has FAS
>>76965231
god fucking damnit. how to watch?
>>76965246
and loses to more experienced fighters with ease
take a hike
>>76965274
>>76965274
shes no ashley jones
let me tell you
>>76965279
Myles jury will be top 5 in 2 years, go to bed diego
Pettis got another W in him or is he just too justed?
>>76965315
lol are you jury how does your ass feel
>>76965276
I cant find a stream. Only option is to sign up for Shoot Boxings "Movie Complex" aka their streaming and video service
>>76965325
from what looking better than ever off a 2 year hiatus
>>76965335
>claims to be myles jury
get out
>>76965207
it's where he fought last, tapology works funny for regional stuff
>>76965339
you claimed i was him, just mad cause myles jury is gonna be top 5 while cerronne stays as a shitty gatekeeper
>>76965352
myles jury is the perfect example of an overhyped nobody getting a name before he deserved it
cowboy literally whooped his ass and oliveira played with him
>>76965352
cerrone will get smashed so easily by top WWs
he might be one of the fighters who would benefit most from 165lb, and would probably be OP at 160
he's still pretty skinny for 6'
>>76965358
im surprised i triggered you so easily
>>76964434
Lando FW title shot when?
>>76965369
>autismo
do you know what a filter does?
>>76965377
do you know what a joke is
Is it confirmed that Theodorou lurks /heem/? I don't really *like* him and I hate his style but if he's our boy then I'll root for him.
Gabi Garcia's fighting a 45-year-old tonight
>>76965380
try being funny
>>76965358
I prefer young, new overhyped nobodies since they can help for legitimacy. I'd hire every young fighter with 10 pro fights and 1 or less losses, and the loss must be in their first 5 fights. 1 fight deals, win you stay, lose your gone,
harvest up all dem regional belts
>>76965399
you aint no coach bra you goodies version of lemonade
>>76965390
>>76965390
I like her chances brah
>>76965370
>1-2 in the UFC
>title shot
>>76965420
virtually identical joe
>>76965420
dude this is just getting ridiculous. how is this going to be a kickboxing match? i guess gabi really doesnt even care about being taken seriously any more
My favorite fighter is Wanderlei Silva. How about you?
>>76965420
Why do they allow this?
>>76965370
>FW
>>76965423
I think him beating up Ferguson for a round and a half is worth a title shot in the FW division right now tbf.
>>76965432
Was wondering where one of my favorite friend simulators was.
>>76965436
I mean if Conor could make the cut Groovy Lando can.
>>76965432
Well its either her or no fight at all. Its a tough situation for all involved really especially considering Japanese women are so short.
She'll be fighting a more adequate opponent in rizin though
>>76965420
jesus fucking christ
Pick your favorite fighters next walk out song.
Honestly... with the right makeup and at slightly above competition weight, I'd fuck Gabi.
>>76965420
what is her personality even like, she looks like a subhuman ogre, that look in her eye is the same look my dog has when im eating something
>>76965469
>I'd fuck Gabi
She'd fuck you
>>76965458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_nBg-yqu3A
>>76965438
He definitely has a great potential but I don't feel like he takes his opponents seriously
>>76965478
I'm taller and heavier than her, my man.
Is Aspen Ladd /ourgirl/?
>>76965448
i did read that she was originally supposed to fight Jazzy for this shootboxing thing but Jazzy pulled out so that makes it more understandable but Gabi has to know what people think of her at this point and this aint gonna help
>>76965485
yeah but have you seen her fight?
>>76965490
unironically yes
>>76965485
>>76965420
Now I REALLY wanna see it
>>76965512
back when dern wasnt fat af
This is who Gabi is fighting in RIzin. https://www.instagram.com/p/BQLEukBgcOs/
She is Russian and looks chubby.
post your walkout songs
>>76965512
HOLY FUCK its fucking nothing
>>76965518
why are you so stupid?
>>76965522
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8Y_m0wZxsw&list=RDj8Y_m0wZxsw
>>76965520
God damn Rizin is a freakshow.
I love it.
>>76965512
Scary.
>>76965483
Fair. He's a fun an spicy fighter but I don't expect him to do a ton either.
He's like the new Cruickshank.
>>76965526
you got a problem faggot
>>76965494
I'm sure she understands whats going on but it puts food on the table you know. Not many opportunities for someone like her.
>>76965526
calm urself nerd
>>76965512
So how did Dern win this match exactly?
>>76965542
mackenzie competed at 121lb in jew jitsu
>>76965551
she didnt win that match but she did beat Gabi eventually. she won off of a technicality. Gabi got a point deducted for talking to the ref then Mackenzie stalled until the end
>>76965563
Oh yeah, now that you mention it I think that celebration webm was from a gi match. Pretty shitty way to lose
>>76965551
tie with a point deduction
thiccenzkie does big dumps
>>76965599
proof it leaf
Shoot Boxing is in 3 hours it seems. Hope a stream pops up
>Gabi Garcia:“I love the challenge of this [shoot boxing] match for having fought for such a short time. I will punch more when [Yabushita] strikes to overwhelm her. I know that she has beaten opponents who were much bigger than her before, but I will knock her out tomorrow.”
>Megumi Yabushita:“I wanted to fight Gabi for Rizin when Kandori was injured but I couldn’t. Finally, I can fight her, and I am so glad. She is huge!”
rip lil lady
>>76965633
I know how Mighty Mouse can get his money fight
I hate Romero and his fake humbleness/piety. I'm not even religious but when people who claim to be "soldiers of God" blatantly cheat by using PEDs, taking extra long breaks between rounds, and getting water poured all over them, I just can't help but want to see them heemed for their hypocrisy.
>>76965633
Why would she want to fight Gabi?
>>76965684
yoel dindu nuffin
>>76965699
is she natty?
>>76965420
>>76965699
That poor girl on the left looks under weight and suffering from anxiety. I wish I could rub up to her and hand feed her sushi and rub her feet saying, don't worry baby you'll feel better soon enough.
>>76965714
Don't worry anon, she'll be debuting in JAV in a couple months.
>>76965707
heem vs me.gif
thanks huebro
>>76964392
Gaethj
Taylor
Diakiese
Cannonier
Tavares
Fortuna
>In the U.S only 14% of men are over 6 feet tall
Expose yourself amerilards you filthy manlets hahahaha
>>76965819
5'9 and proud
>short enough for manlet gains but tall enough to not be laughed at
never forget
>>76964395
All of Conor's trash talking is "I'm richer than you" and "You're making money because of me". Neither of those will work with Floyd.
>>76965840
I don't know what this is
Leave Matt Hughes to me
>>76965836
>but tall enough to not be laughed at
Hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha should we tell him lads??
>tfw 5'11.5
almost made it lads
>>76965883
>tfw people ask i say 6'
>>76965883
I'm some awkward amount over 6', so I just say I'm 6, but I'm doomed in 20 when they are all 6'2"
>>76965921
i'm 6'1 in shoes, therefor i am 6'1
>>76965432
>>76965448
>>76965633
To be fair, Gabi's kickboxing is completely shit.
She got rocked by that no-name professional wrestler in her debut.
>>76965686
Part of that Japanese warrior spirit.
>>76965512
but hollywood tells me a 120lb woman can beat up an entire movie's worth of henchmen no problem
>>76965974
>doesnt wear his costanza timberlands everywhere
>>76965684
Yoel din dun nuffin
It's bigger hyporisy to claim to be an atheist but sanctify Rogan's words as if they would be the truth.
Joe was hysterical in the Kennedy fight pushing the blame on Yoel's corner when, first of all, they didn't left the stool therr, ufc official did, second, vasaline was applied by ufc cutman, and third, big Jon was the one stopping the action.
Water dausing is factuaĺly wrong as he is wiped off.
To nlame Yoel for the only unfair thing he did, cage grab againdt Jacare, is to blame half ufc roster too the same extent as Yoel.
>>76966059
Who else has pulled a flag impression in the cage?
>you're not allowed to pour water on yourself
do casuals really believe this?
>>76966073
A what?>>76966078
>>76966078
he went there right?
>>76966089
>>76966095
gotta go right to the heating core
>>76966089
Yoel's cage grabbing against Jacare was obscene. Worse than anyone else I can remember. That's why I'm asking you if anyone else has pretended to be a flag.
romero is an absolute munster
if you're not cheating you're not trying
GSP greased ffs
>>76966154
GSP paid a guy to kiss BJ Penn during his walkout cuz BJ is superstitious and thinks people can steal his energy
>>76966154
Greasing wasn't against the rules.
>>76966200
Big John has said that Yoel din do nuffin wrong tho
>one of mma's most satisfying moments
>"GET OUT OF THERE ALAN!"
>>76966125
What about Bisping Miesha and Aldo cage grab? Tim Means also had a huge grab he admitted intentionally doing saying they only warn you the first time, which is very scummy.
There is no excuse to lynch Yoel for things the real things he did, then witch hunt for every mistake he makes
>>76966190
Did Silva do one of those Aikido touch of death moves?
>>76966240
>Miesha
Circunov or Tits?
Post your boys.
Primary boys:
>Khabib Nurmagomedov
>David Teymur
Secondary boys:
>Dominick Cruz
>Jason Knight
>Jacare Souza
>Paulo Borrachinha
>Tim Boetsch
>Misha Cirkunov
Tertiary boys:
>Beneil Dariush
>Anthony Smith
>Jared Gordon
>Islam Makhachev
>Brian Kelleher
>Colby Covington
>Stipe Miocic
>Mairbek Taisumov
>Jingliang Li
>Shane Burgos
>Belal Muhammad
Prospective boys:
>Zabit Magomedshapirov
>Vinc Pichel
>Gavin Tucker
>Naoki Inoue
>Dominick Reyes
>Thanh Le
>>76966258
Cirkunov's first name is Misha
Le hot girl's first name is Miesha
>>76966270
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/Primary%20boys/
>>76966277
I know, I wasn't sure if you were typoing because I don't remember either cagegrabbing.
>>76966270
>hareming
grose
>>76966248
i was high and watching it on loop for a while
1. dana comes in with his right hand for the "bro shake" (shake hands and pull in, pat on the back), expecting silva to offer his right hand and reciprocate
2. silva uses his right hand to tap him twice on the shoulder
3. dana tries to audible and swing his right hand around behind silva like he meant to put it there the whole time
4. awkwardly still moving forward due to the initial bro handshake
pottery in motion
>>76966270
I just need 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrXdZhAs8IA
Weekly Hack Slack
>>76966304
>muh ringcraft
>muh tea
>muh limeyness
someone get hack slack in a jre studio with edgy brah
"you probably watch BBC"
>>76966294
I like your style. Me too
>yfw 99% of UFC fighters are broke post retirement and make less than the average wage working as a coach in some bum gym in bumstown POOsa
>Justin "The American Bisping" Gaethje
>>76966384
Bisping is already the American Bisping, lad.
>>76966240
you're turning into the yoel version of coral springs, faggot
>>76965699
>she will never piledrive you until you cum blood
why even live bros
>>76964438
nice try
Is this thread the thread for the group therapy session?
>>76966440
yes child, tell us where the mod touched you
>>76964392
Johnson
Taylor
Diakiese
Cannonier
Tavares
Fortuna
>>76966465
Upperback, gave me a tattoo
>>76966484
so angel wings of course, the only upper back tattoo, or you name in heavily stylized letters
>>76966492
Yeah something like that
>>76966023
>movies aren't realistic!
>>76966501
lol well played chap
>>76966270
You can't have this many boys.
You get a main boy, a prospect boy and a wmma boy.
>Bisbong main boy
>Jason Knight prospect boy
>Based Val WMMA boy
>>76965420
The jap chick is gonna take a dive you dummies
>>76966527
Being heavily overmatched != taking a dive.
>>76965883
why do you weigh 275 at that height tho
nothing is gayer than fighters acting like friends during face offs
>>76965474
shes a complete qt
someone post her dance webm walk in
>>76965458
thug rose
thug luv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MAmmgvFr-Y
This just popped up on my YT recommendations and it made me realize just how fringe MMA still is. I shudder to think what things would be like without the Goobys, without the Titos, without the Liddells and Lesnars...
>>76966543
japs have been fixinf fights since forever. Even to such a degree as having pro wrestlers fight. Are you one of those who got drawed in by ufc 189 or 205?
>>76966587
>japs have been fixinf fights since forever.
I agree that the fight is fixed, but it's been fixed by Gabi being fed a tomato, not by the tomato agreeing to take a dive.
>>76966587
you are dumb
>>76966587
You've been here for all of a month, Aquafresh
>>76966580
>florini
i chuckled a bit tbqh
is Timmy Elliot a master epig trole?
REAL 3RD WORLD HOURS ARE HERE LADSSSSSS
TIME TO BEGIN THE DEEP LORE DISCUSSION
>>76966637
>In order to build a fighter efficiently they have to fix fights.
Gabi is a freakshow, not a fighter.
You don't need to pay a can to take a dive. Their being a can ensures the loss for you.
PvZ v.s. JJ right now. Who wins?
>>76966551
Fighters having dance off during weigh ins is worse.
Or fighter kissing on the lips
>>76966653
Aldrich? PVZ probably gets a decision.
why is Blaydes - Omiel higher than Werdum - Reem and Pettis - Miller?
>>76966653
JJ
>>76966667
prospects
>>76966653
>JJ
Joanna or JoJo?
They'd both beat her 3bh
>>76966715
I think PVZ takes Calderwood down and submits her at 115 tbqh.
>>76966732
niggas btfo. how can they ever recover
>>76966732
So many meme tattoos in one photo
i'll tell ya one thing, Faber would make a hell of a wing man. He be the type to swoop in on the fat best friend just so u can score. Good guy faber
Is Picksbro taking picks for DWTNC?
All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places
>>76966960
>>76966973
>>76966982
>>76966960
>>76966973
>>76966982
kek
>>76966960
>>76966973
>>76966982
>>76964392
Gaethje
Lima
Diakiese
Roehrick
Tavares
Johnson
>>76966960
>>76966973
>>76966982
>>76966960
>>76966973
>>76966982
Well played bong
R8/10
>>76967100
>still has choi
Do the UFC not pay anyone to maintain this website?
>>76967100
9.5/10
could have more boys, still has dober/burkman whom both just suck
>>76967100
cyborg looks way better than evinger in that pic
>>76967100
>DC pulls out with knee injury
>Jones busted for coke
>Woodley misses weight
>Maia pulls out to wait for title shot
6/12
>Cyborg flagged for USADA violation
>Evinger sent back to Invicta
>>76967100
Has Sterling signed the contract to fight Barao at 140 yet?
I haven't watched TUF, how have Lima and Taylor looked?
>>76965390
>>76965417
>>76965420
That's a man right?
DC beats bambi legs Jones. Jones blames it on inactivity and calls DC a pussy for waiting Jones to be not his best to beat him. Dc mauls Manuwa. Jones rematches Gus in the meantime and loses. Gus wins belt off DC if DC isn't retired yet.
>>76964563
gross
>>76967494
No one cares if you're gay
What is it with gays making sure everyone knows they're gay?
>>76967630
Bet they were both swinging off ngannous bbc after this
>>76967630
do the kids have any idea who these people are?
>>76964392
Gaethje
Lima
Diakiese
Roehrick
Tavares
Fortuna
>>76967648
I wonder the same thing, like when PvZ failed to raise money for cancer kids so ended up giving all $37.46 to one random sick kid. Like how would some random kid know who she is? Find it very unlikely that 6 year olds watch UFC
>>76967648
this kid is clearly a Cindy Dandois fan
>>76967659
Why Roehrick?
>>76964368
>>76967487
the dream
>>76967755
considering he made like 300mil from vitamin water i feel this isn't accurate
tfw we're gonna see a little Russian girl get her head taken off by a big Brazilian girl
sagebedded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm_wBlRISR8
>>76967693
Was gonna pick Cannonier, but my picks keep getting blacked and it was between him and Diakiese.
Also Roehrick is 7-0 and Cannonier has never beat anyone in the top 15 as far as I know. Neither has Diakiese but that Klose guy looks SHOOK
>>76964493
not necessary. it's obvious just from that one that you're horribly unfunny and untalented. they are 9gag-tier
>>76964540
>almost dies trying to make 205
>have to cheat to make the weight
It's going to be so much fun when DC gets sent to the hospital after passing out in the sauna and UFC 214 gets called off.
I think its obvious that yoel is gonna heem wheetaker
all wheetaker talks about is how good yoel is. Havent even heard yoel mention wheetaker twice
>>76967821
Yeah I've never seen Roehrick fight, wondered if you knew something I didn't. Diakiese is green, but Klose couldn't finish off a complete tomato can in his last fight. It's Diakiese's fight to lose.
>>76967931
Yoel reminds me of a condom filled with walnuts.
>>76967100
card is a 9.5
would be 10/10 with choi still on it
First for my girl and best mma fighter
>>76968053
start posting veronica macedo
>>76964578
he grew up in a good suburb of south dublin
>>76967100
i fucking hope that is a can they are feeding kailin
she needs a break
build her up for a possible hawaii card to coheadline w/ max
>>76968064
next week lol
>>76968092
>An adjusted african American man is going to out banter a celtic warrior
hhaahHAHAH heem's nonsensical hate knows no limits
>>76968074
YEAH and WHAT WHA
Prime Pettis vs the McGregor that fought against Alvarez
Who wins?
>>76964392
Johnson
Lima
Diakiese
Cannonier
Tavares
Johnson
>>76968185
If Conor out-banters Floyd it's because Floyd wants it to happen. The only reason that Floyd is doing this fight is for the money; he does not give a flying fuck about Conor as a potential competitor.
>>76968185
I dunno man, I think those press tours are gonna be scripted af
/heem/ sleepy
>>76968405
>scripted AF DUDUDDE
how nigga floyd can't read??
>>76966960
>>76966973
>>76966982
Why did janny delete tigey but not mr and mrs sklubb?
>>76968092
It's gonna be hard to watch her lose again, but she is pure shit at mma
>>76968092
Silly anon, Kailin is the can
hahaha Gabi lost by DQ against the midget
https://youtu.be/gi65nDJtVpg
>>76968786
>ywn bury your face deep in that dirty laundry bag and inhale like its pure columbian snow
>>76968606
he was literally bred to do only one thing, by his pops
he was a world class boxer and millionaire before he was out of his teen years
would you give a shit about reading when everything was already handed to you?
>>76968803
It's like she literally didn't know the rules but was there anyway
>>76967100
9/10,and still laughing at reach deifference
>>76968314
fuck that fatso he's an idiot
>>76968803
That was fucking ridiculous, she beat the fucking shit out of her, every strike crumbled the little old lady
I can't believe they allow this, fucking japan lmao
>>76968953
I've been listening to older Heavy Hands on the train and he picked Manny in MayPac, too. Let's see how he does tomorrow!
>>76968074
lol, no he didn't.
>>76964392
nice "life" ya got there
>>76969063
why are you always trying to shit on picksbro?
just the irony of you telling other people they have no lives when you spend all day every day shitposting and contributing literally nothing to these threads is hilarious
>>76969002
He's a fucking retard.
>>76969063
Way to be a douche to a guy who sacrifices his own time for benefit of this wretched community
Who can stop this woman?
>>76969295
Bullet coming for that champ champ status
>>76969295
Career ending pregnancy
>>76969351
All the EPO has left her sterilised, sorry guy
>>76969360
EPO doesn't do that goof, unless it gave her ovarian cancer
http://www.livestrong.com/article/206029-side-effects-of-procrit-shots/
quick does anyone have webm of bork getting finished by cain
>>76969329
she's shorter than joanna
>not cheating her way down to 115 pounds
>>76969329
>>76969460
>>76969509
lol
that fucking roy jones jr'ing 2 seconds before the head kick
Conor v Floyd presser in 3 days... Sheeit is this really happening?? Fkn hype as fug
>>76968803
Man look at the japanese going crazy
If this was the prime JMMA era Gabi Garcia would seriously become the female Bob Sapp
>>76969295
USADA
>>76969063
Do not bully picksbro
When is Michael "Venom" Page going to fight real competition (The UFC)?
>>76969580
USADA couldn't even catch a cold in a rain
>>76964392
Gaychee
Lima
Diakese
Cannonier
Theodoru
Fortuna
>Yoel wins
>blasts gay jesuses
>Nunes loses
wud b laff
>>76968074
>Crumlin
>good
Do you guys unironically like watching RIZIN?
>>76969765
yes but i always miss it
is it on?
>>76969765
yes
>>76969351
>any man being able to cum looking at that goblin face
>any man willing to date her in the first place
She's safe till a bigger mutant enters the division.
>>76969735
>>76969018
>>76968185
I've seen his parents' house, it's totally middle-class
Rich people shouldn't fight, real people fight
>>76969765
Yes
They have the best shows by far.
Your picture was a Shootboxing fight though not RIZIN
>>76969821
end of July; shootboxing was on today.
>>76969836
>anon, make sex in my poosay
>>76969836
>>76969870
imagine how long their kid's face will be lol
>>76969870
He has the gay look. I think she makes a fine beard
>>76969963
I think he cheats on her constantly
>>76969842
If you're talking about the house his parents are in on embeddeds and stuff that's not where he grew up
>>76969976
>kneephone
europoors.html
>>76969842
he obviously didn't grow up trying to swim in his own filth like brown "people" do, but rich? lol
>>76969976
>when joanna isn't skinny enough for you
>>76970068
No way that other chick is skinnier than her
>>76970086
>>76970086
lol
>>76970158
>>76970192
>the only fight she didn't cry after
I wonder why
jessica eye is the best boxer in mma
>>76969982
Pretty sure it is
what is the MINIMUM tv size for a UFC fan?
How do you counter casuals bringing up how mediocre the records of MMA legends are?
>>76964392
Gaethje
Lima
Diakiese
Cannonier
Tavares
Johnson
BT Sport:2AMBST
BT Sport and UFC Fight PassPrelims:12AMBST
OnlinePrelims:11PMBST
Why is the UFC page formatted like this. Why are the "online prelims" not just the Fight Pass prelims?
30 bings and 7 bongs right?
>>76970009
He grew up without any worry about money. Floyd grew up being used as a human shield.
/heem/ can you help me beat up some neighbourhood bullies?
I'll go for the double leg and you ground and pound
>>76970504
dont speak to them dont engage them just walk away
>>76969963
>im gay and think he looks really hot
Ftfy
>>76970567
Honestly the best way to know when the fights are is use a betting site
>>76970637
I would but I'm fighting some can tomorrow
Excited for the update to this video once Romero gets a higlight reel KO against Whittaker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Itv5Cfne23A
>>76970756
Good taste in highlight vids anon
>>76970756
Gonna be spicy one.
A think it may go to a decision though.
So is Ramsey not fighting tonight?
Is he still getting into the ufc
>>76970357
will jessica "brown" eye finally get cut when she loses this weekend?
>>76970852
Is Stipe Miocic banging her on the side ? That would explain her continuing employment by the ultimate fighting championship
>>76970852
>checks flag
Jessica Eye confirmed for winning.
>>76970900
if i recall correctly she spends most of her free time on dana's knob i think training with stipes team is just a minor reason
well that and wbw is a joke
>>76970832
it's gonna end in TKO (Head Kick and Punches) for my boy bobby you can quote me on this igor
>>76965390
I fucking hate japan
*out of complete silence of the thread*
SUPER SMASH DIAZ BROTHERS
>>76971212
don't be scared homie
>>76967494
Claudia is the cutest girl (male) in the UFC
can wheetaker stop talking about yoel for a sec? jesus christ
>>76970376
It's not
They live in Lucan. Conor grew up in Crumlin
>>76970578
That's how kids are supposed to grow up, even the poor ones.
It's not Conor's fault Floyd was born a nignog
*rocks you*
*chases after you with chin sticking out*
>>76971410
>guy has to fight a monster
>''Can he not think about that for a sec?''
Conor lost the fight.
>>76971443
it only shows that he will get heemed
how much you got on romero. Thingken of dropping a cheeky 100 on him
>>76971416
I'm telling you why Conor won't get under Floyd's skin. Make your peace with it.
>>76964392
Johnson
Taylor
Diakiese
Cannonier
Tavares
Fortuna
>>76971410
Shut it, mandrama nerd, this is fighting close your piehole
Gooblet and Mayweather press conference is set for tuesday
Prepare for memes
>>76970807
Thanks bud
>>76970709
Is 11pm accurate for today?
>>76971425
*gets rocked while chasing after you with chin sticking out*
*continues to do so anyways*
>>76971522
Literally could not give a single fuck
>Amanda and her girlfriend sitting around playing Nintendo while waiting for Amanda's mom
Aww, I'm actually starting to like Nunes
>>76971552
Gave enough to solve a captcha to reply though
>>76971563
Herb is so fucking good at what he does
>>76971563
Nunes is adorable, definitely the most likable top-level female fighter at the moment.
>>76971488
He's already under his skin m8
Not feeling the 2 consecutive cards this year honestly. Don't know what it is, felt hype yesterday but not anymore
213 sort of overshadows the TUF and even that had Cowboy/Lawler pulled
>>76971576
That probably sounded wittier in your head, didn't it?
>>76971673
Conors trash talk stopped being original and useful ages ago, Nate completely shattered him
>>76971673
Don't kill yourself when Conor taps out.
>>76971684
No, not really. Wit wasn't the aim
>>76971702
Conor's recent trash talk has been very money focused
He can't really do that against Mayweather. He's literally the B side
>suddenly everyone loves Yoel for the reasons I loved him as a fighter and person
Why you didn't listen. I am like Jesus Christ had my name dragged through mud and coined a lithcuck. I have suffered many arguments thorough Yoel's underdog fights
Apologize and join the team. This is the last chance.
>>76971563
This has to be one of the most one-sided beatdowns in a UFC title fight. RDA/Pettis, Cain/JDS 1&2, Jones/Chael, Anderson/Griffin, GSP/BJ 2, Conor/Alvarez, and now this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGX_AePpPTg ded]
>>76971756
Joanna's had some pretty bad victims
>>76971755
Based Lithcuck.
>>76971552
Thanks for sharing faggot
>>76971755
I'd rather see him flushed like that other roider
>>76971674
Yeah feel like this too.
It's supposed to be international fight week but all it really is is a weekend with 2 events.
They could have at least thrown in a press conf, like with the main card of 214 or something.
>>76971709
At the end of the day, I'll still be white
>>76971755
Fuck off. You don't own Yoel. Hardly anyone cares about being a fangirl for either fighter. We just want to see a spicy fight.
>>76971755
My countryman is faceplanting your bull, sorry.
>>76971795
Nothing stacks up to what Nunes did to Ronda, though. Joanna makes girls wilt over the course of several rounds, whereas Nunes took Ronda's entire soul inside a minute.
>>76971835
>Irish
>white
WEW
E
W
>>76971871
>convict shit talking poor servant
kek
>>76971853
Are you from new zealand
>>76971804
>so triggered he replied twice
Classic FanSperg
>>76971901
I bet you'd like to think I replied twice
>>76971896
Whittaker is Australian.
Tfw I'm fucking PVZ
>>76972181
n1 m8
UFC 213 Weigh-ins are live you goofs
>>76971829
That actually makes a lot of sense. Why didn't they do that? Jones/DC is always a good laugh
Probably didn't want to bother the athletes close to their fight
International Fight Week has been a bit dull this year. I hear the legends panel was good
>>76971934
It helps him sleep at night
Stream for official weigh-ins
https://www.pscp.tv/w/1gqxvbNjXRgxB?q=weigh-in
>>76972269
Some of us have jobs, bud.
>>76972005
Don't believe so he was born in New Zealand making a kiwi
What "banter" will Conor have in store for Floyd when he can't use "I'm so much richer than u lol" and "im changing ur life" especially when Floyd is giving him the ultimate red panty night?
new thread >>76972453
>>76972438
shut ur fookin mout'
it's like in the jungle ye
an old sloppy lion starts stagnatin' and the young gorilla comes and kills him and takes everything he owns
Quality thread.
JUST
FUCK
MY
JEWISH
Watch out fellas, Floyd Sr has a couple of presents for Conor McGregory.
/HEEM/
someone make a new thread, there's nothing in the catalogue