/heem/: aaron pico edition

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Thank /heem/ there is UFC tomorrow

Anderson Silva you absolutely suck!

*crowd cheers*

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>>76752926
being on the juice doesn't help you not get knocked out, ffs.
It increases your workload potential

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Friendly reminder

>>76752988
>being on the juice doesn't help you not get knocked out
Tell that to Big Foot Silva

>>76752964
Shabs a cute

No homo

I slept through bellator, didn't see a point in staying up all night. Going to do the same with the ufc tonight

Can watch it while eating breakfast and skip through 2 hours of adverts.

>>76752988

>caring so much you need to re-post

Roids let you add physical mass, Fedor has always been undersized for a HW. He could have compensated for further muscle loss due to aging with TRT but as I already said he is morally opposed to steroids, legal or illegal

>>76752990
Only one of those guys won fights in the best organization in MMA without popping.

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>tfw Cerrone was in TCAP

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> he is morally opposed to steroids, legal or illegal

>>76753008
Fake

>>76753006

Pride literally didn't test anyone. They would just collect the urine samples the night if the fight and throw them in the garbage.

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Pico: when sports hypers found out that a having spoonful of peanut butter, and a spoonful of chocolate =/= a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup

2 in the morning and you still make early threads your father brother is a goatfucking failure like you

>then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcytZVZb0is

>now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdNJ8fm4vMo

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>>76753005
>>caring so much you need to re-post
Caring so much you answered a re-post

>>76753019
oh, i forgot the trip. hol up

>>76753026

What did people honestly expect. He was just going to be another boring manhumper like Askren at best.

>>76753021
...or sell them to Japanese weirdos?

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Chiesa vs Lee
Boetsch vs Hendricks
Herrig vs Kish
Christensen vs Reyes
Means vs Garcia
Penn vs Siver

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>>76753045
Big oirish balls on yer head

I really don't like Cruz, he just gets on my nerves when hes on the mic
I hate Rogan as well, all 3 feet of him.

>>76753049

Maybe if it was Sapps piss.

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>>76753052
Chisea
Hendricks
Herrig
Joachim
Garcia
Siver

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>>76753052
Chiesa
Hendricks
Kish
Christensen
Means
Siver

>>76753063
I can't believe he insulted Nan nan.

>>76753056
>he doesnt like rogan

>Hey Fedor I saw you backstage and you tried to get an autograph from me and I patted you on that bald egg head of yours

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>>76753063
Kek. I capped that shit too.

>"Tito....I am the real father of Jenna's children"

>>76753088
I remember the build up to TJ vs Cruz the whole time I wanted to punch Cruz in his rat looking face now I have to listen to him talk about underhooks

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>>76753052
Lee
Boetsch
Kish
Reyes
Means
Siver

>>76753102
lol

>>76753102
Someone post that Tito Ortiz and taxi driver story.

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>>76753045

>>76753092
Lmao

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>>76753052
Chiesa
Hendricks
Kish
Reyes
Means
Siver

Why did that white dude call himself a gangsta?

He aint no gangsta

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>>76753052
screw it, out of retirement. Lemur man
Pigg Rigg
Herrig
Reyes
Means
Siver

>>76753121
how do you even have a wife you queer?

>>76753133
You wouldn't last a day in West Linn.

>>76753133
>never ever once been to the mean streets of west lynn
shut your lying mouth

I'm a blue belt in jiu jitsu but im a black belt with these hands

Growing up in Flint,Michigan I had to learn how to defend myself yaknowhamsayin?

would chael beat anyone in the UFC top 15.... LW division?

>>76753138
>>76753139
He's white who pretends to be retarded to build hype like Conor

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>>76753147

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When you're not the best light heavyweight of the night.

>>76753139
>west lynn
That's a posh town in England

>>76753170
>pretends to be retarded
youre retarded, his rhetoric used to be insanely good because of the way he would bend words and facts to make a point
now he relies on comedy and tongue in cheek but still funny af
chael is a great guy, his opinions in his podcast are very enlightening

>>76753045
What is a sport?

A sport is an competitive athletic event comprised of 2 or more parties who win by reaching a goal

Sports:
Soccer- 2 teams who score by kicking a ball into a goal
Football- 2 teams who score by having the ball reach the endzone
Basketball- 2 teams who score by shooting the ball successfully into the hoop
Tennis- 2 parties (hey fuckstick, this one doesn't have teams, crazy huh) who score by having the other person fail hitting the ball back across the court
MMA- 2 parties who score by outstriking or outclassing their opponent, or win by knockout or submission. KO or submission doesn't void it as a sport, because the criteria of a sport doesn't rely on a scoring system. They just have to reach a goal

Non Sports:
Skateboarding: one person and not 2 parties, not competitive. More of a hobby.
Poker: fits the criteria, but isn't athletic
WWE: Clusterfuck mandrama, not competitive because ts scripted, the goals don't matter because scripted, and hardly athletic, everyones on roids. It's just "entertainment"

Whoever wants /heem/ on /asp/ are just dramaqueens, I don't know why this is on their agenda, MMA doesn't tarnish sports, for the /heem/ culture, its a 4chan general.... but still doesn't belong on godawful /asp/ by default.

Also MMA isn't void as a sport due to violence, theres boxing, and don't be a pussy

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>>76753139
>>76753138
>>76753179
https://youtu.be/wh_eO2QoeCM

>>76753184
>youre retarded
How ironic, go back to your Favela you smelly slimey cunt

>>76753216
>being this mad
lmao kys arif

>>76753170
>like Conor
Chael has been doing this before this casual magnet showed up. The problem with him is he never actually delivers, he talks all this trash but come fight time he either loses in humiliating fashion or grits his way to a win without making it look easy. He is a great hype man for fights.

Job is job

>>76753216
Since we're taking a vote, I say you're the nigger in this conversation.

>>76753216
>low test cuntlad

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>>76753231
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSW8t_mxOic

>>76753187
A sport is defined as: “an activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or team competes against another or others for entertainment.” Going off of the definition of the word, MMA is NOT a sport. Like I said earlier, GTFO of /sp/.

>>76753248
>Going off of the definition of the word, MMA is NOT a sport.
Nigga can you even read?

>>76753248
>an activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or team competes against another or others for entertainment

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>>76753045
mma is sport tho

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>>76753255
>>76753258
he's baiting you, you dumb shits
next he's going to say something along the lines of "mma isn't a sport because no skill is involved in it"

>>76753258
>>76753255
>Being this fucking retarded
Alright, fine, whatever. Keep acting like a fucking idiot and pretending to not know what I mean to make people think you're right. Just proves that I'm right.

Now with /wwe/ exiled, why are we the most hated General on /sp/?

After Conor loses are people going to really make us move to /asp/?

>>76753277
>MMA isn't a sport
>believe me guys

>>76753224
>thinking I'm actually mad
>hoping I'm actually mad
Typical hue behaviour
>>76753233
Hues are worse than niggers because they're slimey but whites are the worst

>>76753272
>Somebody actually makes a valid point that you personally don't agree with
>L-LOL he's j-just baiting!
This is why 4chan has 0 credibility

>>76753281
Why are losers on this site so concerned about the placement of generals? Will your life be that much worse/better off if something like /cric/ stopped existing here?

>>76753281
>the inmates run the jail
all the sperging in the world wont do shit

>>76753277
The definition you posted proves MMA is a sport you mentally incompetent loser

/heem/ has the most popular breads on /sp/

pls stop, we beg you -the rest of /sp/

went to this show and the ufc at barclays

this was much better and the ufc tickets were comps

>>76753192
The problem is his trash talk upsets people, Silva was still upset after the fight the same way Conors opponents are still mad after losing. It's not good

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>>76753052
Lee
Johny
Kish
Reyes
Garcia
Penn

no one will call Fedor the GOAT again

>>76753226
Thats not his problem. His problem that he doesnt cherrypick his opponents. Thats the difference between him and Con Air

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>>76753052
Chiesa
Big Pigg
Herrig
Reyes
Means
Penn

Why is Tyrone such a bitch? Tony was talking all this shit about him and now they're hanging out

>>76753328
>he doesnt cherrypick his opponents.
That's exactly what he does with his call-outs though. He called out Anderson Silva twice, and he lost twice. If he was the one fighting Aldo, he'd have been the one getting KO'd in 13 seconds.

>You will never be a 30y local weed dealer and devirginize a 13yo heather heat hardy while shes passed out stoned

Why even og kush bros

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>>76753338
>n-n-next time

>>76753286
Yeah I don't like Chael either. He seems like the kind of guy who'd get in my face for no reason. Doesn't bother me too much of course; I just teleport behind guys like that and let them know what I'm about.
And his voice is annoying as fuck. I can't listen to his youtube clips without jumping off the Empire State building. Every time.

>>76753307
Oh FFS fo I have to spoonfeed you, you literal fucking child? MMA is not a sport because the athletes do not compete. They choose who they fight, so the competition can't be considered genuine. Besides that, traditional MA has never been considered a sport, why is it now considered a sport all of a sudden? Because "haha le ebic hardcore cagefighting bro lmao"? Fuck right off. Use some critical thinking skills next time, you fucking retard.

>>76753345
got daym he's as dark as the night friends

>>76753339
>he thinks thats cherrypicking
listen up casual he cleared up the division and silva refused to fight him for a long time

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max will retire undefeated

>>76753349
What is a sport?

A sport is an competitive athletic event comprised of 2 or more parties who win by reaching a goal

Sports:
Soccer- 2 teams who score by kicking a ball into a goal
Football- 2 teams who score by having the ball reach the endzone
Basketball- 2 teams who score by shooting the ball successfully into the hoop
Tennis- 2 parties (hey fuckstick, this one doesn't have teams, crazy huh) who score by having the other person fail hitting the ball back across the court
MMA- 2 parties who score by outstriking or outclassing their opponent, or win by knockout or submission. KO or submission doesn't void it as a sport, because the criteria of a sport doesn't rely on a scoring system. They just have to reach a goal

Non Sports:
Skateboarding: one person and not 2 parties, not competitive. More of a hobby.
Poker: fits the criteria, but isn't athletic
WWE: Clusterfuck mandrama, not competitive because ts scripted, the goals don't matter because scripted, and hardly athletic, everyones on roids. It's just "entertainment"

Whoever wants /heem/ on /asp/ are just dramaqueens, I don't know why this is on their agenda, MMA doesn't tarnish sports, for the /heem/ culture, its a 4chan general.... but still doesn't belong on godawful /asp/ by default.

Also MMA isn't void as a sport due to violence, theres boxing, and don't be a pussy

Does someone have the webm of Chandler falling down on the ground after some guy removes his chair

>>76753345
If anyone could screw up and lose to a featherweight it'd be him

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>>76753179
I'm from Kings, nigger. Kings Lynn.

>>76753349
>because the athletes do not compete. They choose who they fight, so the competition can't be considered genuine

You know I gave you the benefit of the doubt that you're trolling but you're actually this stupid huh?

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>>76753372
>m-m-maia
>m-m-aiavidal
>m-m-mcgregor
>f-f-erguson

>>76753363
>MMA isn't a sport
>Yeah it is
>No, it isn't, here's proof why it isn't
>Yeah it is
Why did I actually expect any kind of intellectual discussion from faggot teenagers that like to watch low IQ retards attempt to murder eachother for a shitty paycheck?

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>>76753052
Chiesa rear naked 22nd round
Boetsch UD
Herrig UD
Christensen (don't know just a guess)
Means Ud
Penn KO 3rd

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>>76753052
Siver
MEAAANSS
Reyes
Kish
Bigg Rigg
Chiesa

>>76753380
Do the Warriors pick who they play in the finals? Do the Patriots pick who they play in the Super Bowl?

>>76753387
Fighting is the only sport, you dork. All other sports were created as an alternative to fighting, because they didn't wanna get beat up. That's why fights break out on the field, everybody instinctively knows that fighting is how competition is settled.

>>76753387
What is a sport?

A sport is an competitive athletic event comprised of 2 or more parties who win by reaching a goal

Sports:
Soccer- 2 teams who score by kicking a ball into a goal
Football- 2 teams who score by having the ball reach the endzone
Basketball- 2 teams who score by shooting the ball successfully into the hoop
Tennis- 2 parties (hey fuckstick, this one doesn't have teams, crazy huh) who score by having the other person fail hitting the ball back across the court
MMA- 2 parties who score by outstriking or outclassing their opponent, or win by knockout or submission. KO or submission doesn't void it as a sport, because the criteria of a sport doesn't rely on a scoring system. They just have to reach a goal

Non Sports:
Skateboarding: one person and not 2 parties, not competitive. More of a hobby.
Poker: fits the criteria, but isn't athletic
WWE: Clusterfuck mandrama, not competitive because ts scripted, the goals don't matter because scripted, and hardly athletic, everyones on roids. It's just "entertainment"

Whoever wants /heem/ on /asp/ are just dramaqueens, I don't know why this is on their agenda, MMA doesn't tarnish sports, for the /heem/ culture, its a 4chan general.... but still doesn't belong on godawful /asp/ by default.

Also MMA isn't void as a sport due to violence, theres boxing, and don't be a pussy

>>76753248
original 9 Olympic sports included MMA

get out of here with you baby sports

>>76753387
Were you drop kicked as a baby?

>>76753349
it isn't a legitimate competition for true bragging rights but it's still a sport, just unregulated

> he follows and intensively discusses who the best kicker of balls into a net is

You have to be brainwashed to give a shit.

Whats the most embarrassing way to lose?

>KO
>TKO
>Submission
>Decision

>>76753416
submission

>>76753411
> bragging rights
> bragging about putting a ball through a hoop

Again, brainwashing.

>>76753416
DQ inactivity

>>76753414
>stop liking what I don't like

>>76753399
No. Someone else decides who the warriors will play and when they will play them at the beginning of the season, and then at the end the top teams end up playing each other.

Same way in MMA, someone is deciding who will fight who when and where, and from that they can determine the best fighters.

Stop being a literal moron. It was much better when I thought you were trolling cause no one can be this dumb.

>>76753406
>I have no argument so I'm just going to spazz out as hard as I can in hopes that you will leave and I can return to mys safe space
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
This is just pathetic now

>>76753422
you aren't a fighter and never will be, why idolize another man?

>>76753416
tapping to strikes

>>76753416
TKO's are worse than KO's

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>>76753416
Submission

>>76753431
You were brainwashed. That's why the fags playing your alternative sport fight when they get pissed off, because beating their opponents in hoop ball is literally worthless.

>>76753433
>The best is who ever we pick to be the best, and you just have to accept what we say as fact
Yeah, that seems totally legitimate. Just more proof that MMA is rigged like crazy. You MMGay faggots are literal cucks

>>76753416
Submission(terror)

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>>76753416
The only real answer is DQ due to Timidity.

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reminder

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>Woohooo someone threw the egg shaped ball into another man's hand and that man carried it across the line! Hurray! Let's celebrate!

>>76753438
I respect that they compete in the true form of physical competition. You respect and cheer like a manic for somebody playing hopscotch.

just spent the last few years posting threads on heem to make the ~30 posters laugh cause im a faggot with no life lads

>>76753451
>bitching about sports on a sports forum
>brainwashed meme spam

you got anything original?

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>>76753469

>>76753464
>cares deeply about an individual he's never met and not what they represent

signs of poor parenting, m8

>>76753422
>bragging about being able to physically harm your fellow man
Hello De'Quantavius. If you find pleasure in watching someone get hurt then you are a literal nigger and you are both morally and intellectualy inferior. Advanced civilizations are able to find entertainment in actual competition, not retards bashing their skulls in.

>>76753483
> caring about others is a sign of poor parenting

Sure, retard.

Well Bellator had on *ok* show but once BJ Penn wins his first fight in 7 years that is what people will be talking about come Monday morning.

>You will never be a 30y local weed dealer and devirginize a 13yo heather heat hardy while shes passed out stoned

Why even og kush bros

>>76753503
Post slippy

>>76753463
>Woohoo, someone swung their arm and hit the other guy in the head

>>76753492
so... you love watching the guy win but ignore the guy who loses?

american logic: absent

>>76753503
he wont win hes due remember

>>76753512
And that swinging arm knocked you out.

>>76753508
I never told anyone this but even at 33, I still wake up screaming. 'Get off, me! Get off, me!' I can still feel his weig

>>76753492
See >>76753410

>>76753514
Sorry I don't understand this retarded nigger babble. Please explain yourself as if you were an actual human.

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>>76753482

>>76753512
Struck a nerve there meathead?

>>76753525
>WOOHOO he got permanent brain damage for our entertainment, let's celebrate!

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>Advanced civilizations are able to find entertainment in actual competition

>>76753534
> watches Africans throw balls through hoops

> you're a nigger for liking combat sports that have existed throughout the entirety of western civilisation

>>76753526
>she will never know the weight of our feel

Hold me bro

>>76753541
More people get concussions and brain damage in your skin-tight handegg and furpack than in MMA.

>>76753541
i do feel this way

pay the toll

if there was no risk we'd not watch and they'd not get paid

>>76753121
That big poppa chest piece is fire

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>>76753536
Dicksplosion imminent

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>>76753575

>>76753550
Africans are physically superior to other races in many regards, this is a fact. It speaks volumes that most MMA fighters are white.
>B-But white people did it
Hello Juan. Just because fighting sports have been around for centuries doesn't mean shit. Should we also try to contract the plague? Why not, white people did it.

Just accept that MMA is full of talentless retards and basketball is a far superior activity that requires not only physical excellence but mental excellence as well.

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>>76753503
Fine. Here. His straight win ML is 2.5 (i.e. 3 round decision). Dropped a cent @ 4.5 for him to win by any other way.

WME is dumb if they don`t set Penn up to win

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god damn I hate new york

>>76753603
Your stupidity is actually grating

>>76753604
>Betting on old men
Shigga diggady doo

>>76753603
> accuses people of being niggers
> is actually a nigger worshipper and hates mma because it doesn't have enough niggers

>>76753561
>if there was no risk we'd not watch and they'd not get paid
>if there wasn't the chance that I could witness someone be murdered, I wouldn't watch it
Once again, it is evident that you're literally a nigger.

>actually replying to the ballhoop loving loser

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>>76753593

It's a real marvelous thing to watch /pol/ autists arguing with each other.

>>76753631
WHY ISNT AMATEUR BOXING AS LUCRATIVE AS BOXING AND MMA? I DONT GET IT

GIVE THE MEN HELMETS AND EXTRA PADDED GLOVES AND MAKE THEM WEAR SHIN GUARDS SO THEY DONT HURT EACH OTHER

fuck off you puritan faggot go molest something with guilt

>>76753000
Same except I'll watch UFC since it comes on at a reasonable time for once tonight where I live.

>>76753631
That's why its' the true form of competition.

Why would you care about something irrelevant? Fighting is real.

If you're not watching fighting, go study chemistry. Watching african shoot balls into hoops is a 100% waste of time.

>>76753385
Rory fan myself

>>76753621
>recognizing facts
>y-you're a n-nigger lover!
Why do you think blacks dominate practically every sport? (MMGay doesn't count, I've already proved that it isn't a sport.)

> you're a nigger

> your sports sucks because there aren't enough niggers

>>76753603
We get it, you're a little girl who gets iffy at the sight of blood, I know grown men who lift heavy weights who flinch at the sight of little insects.

Just stop crying in here, it's nice that you decided spamming scat wasn't gonna convince anyone but take your stupidity elsewhere.

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I honestly can't tell if it's just one obese sperg samefagging through a VPN or some dummy who keeps replying to obvious bait

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>>76753603
>It speaks volumes that most MMA fighters are white.
The best MMA fighters are unironically black, also you're a moron

>>76753646
>the vast majority of people are stupid
>the vast majority of people would rather see someone get physically injured than actual talent and competition
Wow, really made me think.
Also what are you even trying to prove? That MMA is more popular that Amateur boxing? That means nothing and is completely irrelevant. Fucking abo.

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Good night /heem/

Bisping and Conor bless

>>76753660
>Why do you think blacks dominate practically every sport?
They have longer legs relative to their torso length than whites. They thus are better at running, and sports that involve a lot of it.

Sports that require more intelligence, raw power, technique and endurance - i.e, fighting, they don't have the advantage.

>>76753685
>actual talent
> this guy is SUPER talented at hopscotch, you gotta see this!
Being talented at worthless things doesn't matter.

>>76753682
You can't really determine who the best are since they literally get to pick wo they fight. It doesn't really count.

>>76753690
>bashing someone's skull in requires intelligence
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Also
>>76753682

>>76753690
>Sports that require more intelligence, raw power, technique and endurance - i.e, fighting, they don't have the advantage.
That is actually not true you stupid idiot

See: >>76753682

>>76753712
>That is actually not true you stupid idiot
It is true. Jones and Anderson are roided turds.

>>76753671
>l-lol i watch men roll around hugging eachother! I'm a real man because they bleed sometimes lmao epic!

>>76753718
You'd be crying if some grappled you. You can shoot three pointers on me all day, wouldn't give a fuck.

>>76753717
EVERY SINGLE PRO ATHLETE IS ON ROIDS YOU NAIVE LITTLE FUCKING TEENAGER ARE YOU ACTUALLY AUTISTIC? THE ONLY REASON THESE DUMB NIGGERS GOT CAUGHT IS BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO CYCLE HOLY FUCK READ A BOOK SOMETIME YOU IGNORANT LITTLE FAGGOT

>>76753718
You're the one saying all these autistic things.

>>76753717
>l-l-le roids
Dumb Australian, this is why your country will never be successful at any sporting event that isn't cricket.

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First for my girl
hahahaha Dedor Emelianenko

How was Larkin's fight?

>>76753738
almost nothing happens for 5 rounds long, larkin gets nearly heemed once thats it

>>76753724
>b-but i could fight you irl!
cringe. kys, 18+
also
>what are guns?

ps what the fuck how gay are you you want to "grapple me" wtf what a fucking homo

>>76753744
>>what are guns?
Something that you wouldn't use. Fights happen all the time in USA, they do not all end with somebody getting shot for a variety of reasons. You're too pussy to shoot me and go to prison, so you'd just take the ass whooping and cry.

>>76753744
>cringe
I think you've overstayed your welcome wwe babby. Your fake fighting awaits on >>>/asp/

>>76753643
happens literally constantly and it's far from marvelous

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Still /my boy/

>>76753743
Sounds about right for bellator.

>>76753751
>Fights happen all the time in USA, they do not all end with somebody getting shot
Holy fuck anon this is the best bait I've ever seen jfc I'm dying right now

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>>76753767

>>76753767
glass chin

>>76753796
>40 yo
Justifiable

LUNATIC LARIAT

MAMA MIA!

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>>76753767
>this is the physique of an """"""""athlete"""""""" in MMA

Gotta give this sperg props for determination

Winner of Chiesa/Lee vs Barboza for #3 contender spot?

>>76753821
It's fucking insane how many (You)s these heembabbies give me. I don't even shitpost/bait that often. Yesterday I just asked a simple question and they all sperged out hard. I literally could not give less of a fuck about /heem/ but god fucking damn it's so easy. I'll probably be back tomorrow to see how many (You)s I can get, I'm going to bed now though, gnight anons.

>>76753767
anyone got the webm?

>>76753847
of course, But do not forget about the papakha nurmagoedov.

>>76753868
tony would destroy kebab

76753853
Autism

>>76753853
it was 1 guy who kept replying to you and you kept replying straight back, so you got 1 (You) for every (You) you gave hows that even good

my lads what yall watching right now, quick before I pass out

>>76753940
You were getting trolled you idiot, let it go.

>>76753942
nothing, i tried finding a dirty stream for the hawaii card but couldn't find a oceanic 1260 stream for the ppv

>>76753952
> just pretending to be retarded

>>76753685
It means that people dont want to see safe fighting

Try and keep up you dumb cunt

Actually dont try

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Reminder that this fight didn't happen and will NEVER happen

>>76754031
I disagree my man after conair retires after the floyd fight it will happen at some point

>>76754031
I bet on Kukuyu. A tough fighter.

>>76754037
he won't retire, and please I'd like you to stop saying that, Magyga will fight again in the UFC.

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>>76754031

>>76753767
aging sucks. he really should retire and just train sambo

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>kicks your injured leg

Does the concept of honour and a fair fight not exist in the land of the free? Shit like this sets us back in the public's eyes.

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>>76753767
can you start a movement in ruskiland to get him to RIZIN and start doing roids and fight crocop

PLZ i'd do it myself but i dont know ruskian

>>76754044
keep thinking that lmao. His whole career was based on cherrypicking opponents. He has no reason to go back to the LW division after this which leave him at a very high risk at losing

>>76754114
>cherrypicking
>taking fights with last minute replacements

>>76754135
becuz only 1 guy wanted to fight him right lmao you conair fans are asleep

Of course he has no reason for it, because he'll fight GSP. Tony and the inbreed are just prelim fighters, why'd he choose that, for the "integrity of the sport", HE WILL FIGHT GSP.

I forgot to quote the dude, I apologize for that.

>>76754142
im not even a conor fan but he didn't cherrypick the second best guy in the division who is a monster wrestler and who had only ever lost to aldo.

that's like saying he "cherrypicked" aldo afterwards.

>>76754074
if youre not cheating youre not even trying

My only issue with that guy is he acted like he destroyed chandler while just taking advantage of the injury
>>76754149
>he has no reason to fight the number one contender while being the champ with ZERO title defenses EVER
the absolute state of conair fans. This is what I mean with saying that yall are asleep

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>>76753052
Chiesa
Boetsch
Herrig
Reyes
Garcia
Penn

>>76754169
He didnt cherrypick the easier matchup while knowing that the guy was untrained and prone to gassing due his fighting style? Couldve fought frankie instead which is the hardest matchup for him in that division

He beat aldo in 13sec and didnt even give him a rematch. Why? Does a 13sec bout prove who the better fighter is? Even you wont argue with that. Point is he isnt after rematches he is after gold the quickest and easiest way. Hence why he did rematch nate and will never rematch anyone else he beat controversially

>>76754196
> Why?
Because he whooped him, onto the next.

>>76754196
>Does a 13sec bout prove who the better fighter is? Even you wont argue with that.
i would actually, yeah. conor proved he was better in those 13 seconds. and i'd take him again over aldo. is that controversial?

maybe frankie would have been harder than chad, who knows. maybe it just didn't work out logistically. but chad was MUCH more highly regarded at that time. frankie was on a little streak of gimme fights while chad was DESTROYING dudes and had the FOTY with the feathweight GOAT.

chad was never prone to gassing either, idk where you're getting that. he went 5 rounds with aldo easy. he only ever had endurance problems vs lentz and he had the flu during that fight and was still completely dominant.

>>76753052
Lee
Boetsch
Kish
Reyes
Means
Penn

>>76754248
>hes fooled by ufc marketing this easily
you need to watch some fights buddy. This isnt even groundbeaking its common knowledge if youve been following mma for a couple of years at least

and its baffling what you think about the 13sec thing. Probally just is confirmation bias because obviously you like conair very much

Why didn't Pico go the amateur route first?

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>>76754179
Yoel Romero is a great fighter! Next champ on midlleweight!

>>76754292
what a blowhard, you're not even saying anything. you've not demonstrated that chad was cherrypicked and you just made shit up when you said he was prone to gassing. how about YOU watch some fights, pleb.

Conor haters in shambles

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>>76754363
i dont even like conor but this dutchie is herringbrained

>>76752947
Whatever happened to the old feeling out process?

>>76754341
no youre the pleb here. You didnt even know that conair wanted to fight chad way even before aldo pulled out and they were ''looking'' for a last minute replacement

>>76754444
Nate Diaz at 155lbs was the first choice, but Nate refused to make weight, so Mendes at a 145lbs was the fight they went with.

>>76754413
The only thing you're gonna be feeling is these sledgehammers tapping your jaw before your lights go out

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>>76754444
>guy wants to fight the champion or the number one contender
>cherrypicking

Does anyone have any webms of the heather hardy fight?

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who /sad/ here?

Fedor is old and he can't take big hits anymore

>>76753767
He has heart of fighter, he will fight until he's able to walk into the cage.

Not really sad but disappointing. I hoped for a better fight.

>>76752947
>"Conor will touch Mayweather and will win rounds"

Brendan "Aaron Pico can beat anyonw in the top 15" Schaub

>>76754573
Seeing him go stiff like that felt bad man.

>>76754577
double knockdown was pretty cool

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>there will never be another fighter even close to the level of prime Fedor

feels shit lads

>>76754587
Matt just stumbled back.

>>76754635
>those thick lats and spinal erectors with a nice layer of fat on them

bueno.jpg

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>accidentally open the sherdog forums
>immediately close tab and wipe my browser history

holy fuck that was bad

>>76754644

naw senpai he was right plastered, just recovered faster. lineman are desensitized to head trauma

>>76754673
Hmm well it would be funny if they both got knocked out cold.

How do rules threat this? No contest?

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>>76753863

I think Fedor could probabaly still beat Kimbo.

>>76754683

yeah I guess

Fedor looked alright until the follow up punches, those really put him out. he recovered almost as quick as matt did but couldn't get to his feet

>>76754683
iirc the ufc has given it to the guy who gets up first in the past

>>76754718
current kimbo? for sure 100%

>>76754723
He looked sloppy. Just like you would expect from an old, out-of shape guy.

>>76754729
lol

>>76754723

it's really a shame. matt just seems like some hillbilly trash that doesn't really appreciate the quality of Fedor as a fighter. He was lucky to land a lead hook or Fedor would have pounced. he's too old and his chin has gone away in recent years. I hope he gets a rematch, decks Matt and retires for good

>>76754740

Fedor is in better shape than 99.99999 percent of all people who have ever lived

>>76754756
not anymore

>>76754744
matt is pretty good dude. he's huge and deceptively quick and has really smooth, natural striking.

https://youtu.be/9sRrtHyC8bI
>fat shitrione thinks he is the best heavyweight in the world
I hope Cheick 50-45s him against the cage for the belt.

>>76754762

yes still.

how about you fight him faggot

>>76754493
Not true

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>>76753366

>>76754778
Stipe would dismantle him.

>>76753272
Still mad that Aldana shit the bed so hard.

They should book Smith against Holm.

>>76754826
it's like he forgets he went out of UFC on a loss to Travis Browne.

I lose everytime I gamble

>>76754843
stop gambling

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>>76754843
Justine Kish is free money.

You now remember Aaron Pico

>>76754778
>>76754826
well what do you want him to say? "im mediocre" lol

>>76754886
>I'm glad I could fight such a legend, and now I will take time to choose my next fight.

>>76754867
Should have gotten her at dog odds. Weird line movement, you think the fight was fixed?

>>76754886
He should be calling out Cheick

>>76754905
the generic PC response wont garner attention now, people (well casual retards) want the connor approach

Why do post-fight /heem/s include so little fresh heem webms? Lellator was a gold mine tonight. Some zealous fight fan looking to increase his stock on /sp/ could really benefit from providing said goods.

>>76754931
ausbrah was driven away by the rampant autism and shitty memes

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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It's all over

>>76754816
bellator.webm

>>76754977
~~wish we could turn back time~~

>>76755020
wish we could find a way

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Does anyone know what time in France it will be when the UFC FN 112 starts?

>>76755093
23:30 for the earliest prelims

>>76754855
I've only done it a few times

>>76753349
MMA is one of the only things that should be considered a sport. Team sports are for literal bitches.

>>76753103
love the old Post fight pressers. They are all superstars and should sit together regardless whoever gets asked the most questions.

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>>76755208
At least UFC ended that style of presser with the greatest of them all

>>76754689
fedor actually landed a lot better than matt, just matt was able to get up quicker and start pounding

Brent Primus is one of the most annoying cunts I've ever seen.

>>76754921
not every fight where lines shift is a fixed fight my aussie friend. Kish opened as the favourite then the public bet on Herrig and the odds became slightly in her favour. Now the flipped again, likely due to sharp money coming in on Kish. If it was the fixed fight the line would be unplayable.

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Who /Chael/ here?

>>76755372
Fedor look noticeably more rocked IMO, I think Matt connected straight on the chin whilst Fedor's punch slightly glided off Matt's chin.

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>>76755432
On the place
captcha lmao

>Aaron Pico

More like Aaron 0-1

Am i rite

>>76755526
He is still a very good prospect based on his past experience in wrestling and boxing. The hype behind him was ridiculous considering he never had an MMA fight. No idea why they put him vs an 8-2 vet in his debut. He has plenty of time to develop.

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>>76755579

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>>76755432
How'd my boy do?

>>76755656
solid wrestling as always. dominated the majority of the first but got clipped behind the ear and dropped, recovered quickly though. the second he got tagged a couple of times on the feet and shot in for a takedown into a guillotine which looked very tight but Chael survived for a while before the ref stood them up. completely dominated the third round with his wrestling and top control.

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>>76755686
Awwwwwww yiss.

>>76755717
who is this strumpet crumpet?

>>76754788
Totally 100% true. http://mmajunkie.com/2016/02/nate-diaz-on-not-fighting-conor-mcgregor-at-ufc-189-i-didnt-get-paid-enough

>>76755777
Karolina's daughter.

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HAHAHAHAAHHA

>>76755904
When will they learn?