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>>76750802
First
wow this shit sucks
schaub
Sixth for Wanderlei's black belt
>>76751738
Could... Could Chael actually win a fight?
How did Bader win?
Chael by unanimous decision
Won both rounds
i thought chael couldnt let wandy get close?
Great fight
MMA sucks
>>76751738
NEVER FORGET STOOL
mfw i stayed up till 6 am to watch these
Wait is this actually a PPV?
It cost money?
People paid for it?
Someone make a webm of chael getting dropped shit looked fake aff
>This is not the mannequin challenge
Mauro with the great commentary
>GASSED AFTER 1 MINUTE
>GASSED AFTER 1 MINUTE
>GASSED AFTER 1 MINUTE
This is peak performance.
>GASSED AFTER 1 MINUTE
>GASSED AFTER 1 MINUTE
>GASSED AFTER 1 MINUTE
This is peak performance..
this shit is why boxing > mma
>>76751738
Good thing you didn't get my pics.
>>76751738
How good was tonight event
out of 5?
20-18 Chael
the state of it lads
>Main event
>3 round fight
Lellator MMA
>>76751779
cant blame anyone but yourself for trusting bellator
chael is going to cut the power cord on this mother fucker in round 3
>>76751751
did you make the GSP one too?
>>76751779
talk mick get shit
Chael hits a double leg easily, again
Why are Australians so demented?
>>76751779
>not living in the New World
>>76751770
split decision
fight was shit, neither guy wanted to do anything, I thought the other guy won fwiw
Chael will win via decision.
ONE MORE ROUND
>>76751793
10/5
>>76751786
You cant use Bellator to compare anything with mma
>>76751809
Who bulied you?
im disappointed by the lack of porn in these game threads. I thought it was a proud heem tradition
>>76751786
Mayweather is gonna revive the hype for boxing after he knocks out McGregor
>>76751793
>>76751793
5 dude
without question a 5
>>76751824
dude this is a godly parlay, good for you lol
>>76751787
WHAT IS TAKE DOWN DEFENSE?
>>76751809
white people aren't supposed to live near the equator
>>76751833
get the fuck out
>>76751805
Didnt make either of them la just have that one saved
>>76751779
Why in the world would you stay up until 6AM for Bellator of all things?
wanderlay silva
>>76751809
why are americans such faggots? i swear to god youre the worlds biggest cry babies
>>76751833
Your parents are disappointed in you.
>>76751833
yeah i had to masturbate to a pepe a couple hours ago
>>76751809
What's wrong fatty?
o gross dude chael makin him smell his pits
Wrestler vs striker. We've seen this before.
>>76751844
Australia isn't near the equator you mongoloid.
>people were excited for this shit
>>76751793
memes: 4/5
fights: 1/5
>PVZ looks more like a monkey than silva
white people btfo
>>76751851
Because im lonely and i wanted to see fedor
>Cheal wins via smothering
shocking
>>76751859
i bet his pits smell like old jumbo jacks
>the american blanket
>post yfw the fight really gets going after the final bell
>paying to watch old men fight like old men
>>76751793
5.5/5
>>76751824
really nice hit. never woulda guessed bader would win
>>76751864
>people spent money on this shit
HEAD MOVEMENT HEAD MOVEMENT
>>76751793
memes/10
Depends on how much you enjoy bad meme fighting, for me this is my favorite card in years.
Where's that American SJW faggot who posts fedora pics and gets defensive about wmma?
I want to call him a faggot.
>Why are Australians so demented?
>>76751879
>>76751880
Vitor wants this division except you get stood up after 30 seconds and you get 5 minute breaks
lmao what a shit fest.
wrestling > jiu jitsu
>Chael's ground game
fucking pillowfisted old shit
At least give them 2 more rounds to give Chael a chance to submit this old man, or for Wand to breath and actually finish Chael.
oh wait, this is 3 rounds? and it's a fucking ppv? JEEZ
First for Wandy striking after the bell
I can't wait for the rematch.
>people on reddit where saying this was the PPV of the year
bellator seriously need to just recruit 20 year olds fighting in random shit orgs from random countries exclusively
old men as your main event is embarrassing, especially when you have to make it 3 rounds because you know even that many rounds will be a shit show
months of training went into that performance
>ref pls help
>wanderlei mad he lost
Chael won unanimous decision, 30-27 all three judges
>>76751824
dam son
worst match of the night
No 5 rounds? UFC has champion ship rounds.
Silva got memed
>3 rounds of hitting him in the face
>almost no damage
THE CITY OF CHAEL
silva is such a trog
>>76751936
Thanks genius, Fox Sports should higher you as an analyst.
>bellatards
>>76751941
Maybe with oxygen tanks and cocaine lines they would last 2 more rounds.
>>76751930
>people on reddit
nigga that was you
>where's my fucking stool?
KEK
>>76751912
would watch that over this desu
>>76751793
meems for dreams/10
>>76751950
>higher
Should have traned wrestling old man
>>76751930
>>76751941
>Wanting more rounds of this shit
>>76751839
>>76751885
>>76751938
Thanks boys enjoying a fat backwoods to celebrate.
>>76751950
kek
Randy is Chael's hero.
Cool moment.
>>76751941
Bellator only does 5 rounds for championships. There were a couple earlier.
>>76751972
dude no joke I'm smoking a backwoods too
yeah watching this was a mistake
>>76751935
i wonder if he'll chimp out
Remember that guy from yesterday saying that this wouldnt even be close because chael just lost to tito and Silva beat bisbing 4 years ago?
30-26 Chael Sonnen
Aside from that match, this card was 8/10 based on the memes.
>pico dismantled
>double knockdown
>broken ankle
>thicccccie Heather
>>76751968
>baited this easily
>>76751974
get up and get me some water i just fought for my life for 15 minutes, randy
Based Chael
American wrestling > favela nigger brawling
30-26 LOL! What a shit show.
nice memes lad
literally heard
>edgy to the core
during broadcast
im done
>>76751970
Did you light the fire /sp/?
lol is that Chael's wife sitting next to Tito?
wew wand just threw something at shael
>>76751896
>when an Irishs parents didnt die in the troubles before he was concieved
makes me sad lads
>God damn I hate New York
nyc btfo!
The bad guy xD
Sonnen vs Fedor
Yes
WTF just happened?
Postfight 10x better than fight
why is chael so based
>>76752005
#Cracked.com
jesus christ Chael is such a corny faggot
>Sonnen vs Fedor
Good god I hope so
kek screencap tito's face
chael vs fedor?? i like it
Chael wants to hug Fedor for 3 rounds. Yeah naw.
>I made Tito tap in less than a minute
lol what a fook
>>76752018
Shael let wand get close, and got a shove
>>76752023
>t. new york
NYC btfo
>Memeator
>PRO TRUMP FIGHTER
>ANTI NYC FIGHTER
MMA CONFIRMED BEST SPORT
It's weird now he's a terrible fighter but I still enjoy it.
>Bellator
>Where old fighters go to"""""FIGHT"""""
And people are saying Big Country is a good thing for Bellator. Good job with a 41 year old man that tries to grapple all fight
Chael basically trolled Silva kek
lmao Chael he's gone full mandrama
He literally called out Fedor after getting rocked by Silva.
Fedor isn't accepting the fight for shit
Anyway. Thank you Bellator. You made it SO worth it in the end. I was worried when the card started but it went very well.
>Tito expecting to be called out
>Sonnen calls out Fedor instead
lol
Wandy is such a faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtipZgi4XwY&feature=youtu.be
What the fuck was that WWE shit CRINGE
lol please let him fight Fedor so The Last Emperor can retire on a win
>Silva chimping out
If you can't stop a single double leg attempt you don't deserve to win.
>>76752023
>new yorker
>so salty
>>76751879
Holy shit you were right
>Kale calling out a guy who went to sleep an hour ago
>calling out the legend who just got brutally heemed and is clearly in the sport way too long
Chael would be the greatest fighter of all time if he wasn't such an awful fighter
Give me a Silva any Silva. They all suck.
need tito face
>>76751979
I don't smoke cigs so they give me a nicotine buzz to go with the high.
>>76751984
Chael almost got heemed on round 2 tho.
SILVA WORKED HIMSELF INTO A SHOOT
Bellashit better not try to do a PPV anytime soon
Can't disagree with him NYC is a faggot infested shithole
>schaub and goldie on the desk
what fucking timeline is this
>that makes sense to me it really does
god damn it schaub why are you retarded
>>76752069
The meme timeline.
i think Fedor would unironically beat Shael
he's not gonna fall for the double leg that easy that's for fucking sure
please someone post titos face
>chael vs fedor makes sense
>>76752056
dude me too I'm not even kidding
you know what is total bullshit? I can't buy the purple berry ones anymore in canada. they fucking banned them, I can only get wine, whiskey and rum flavour now
>>76752058
Did you see chaels guard tho. Wandi got lost in it.
>>76752067
This. Two planes weren't enough
>Silva is 3-2 in his last 5 with a win over bisping
>Chael is 1-4
>This wont be close
Wish we had more rude shit talkers in mma.
Grudge fights just make more sense for entertainment.
>>76752075
I don't see Fedor getting taken down
Nyc is the greatest city in the world.
Johnny foreigners fuming they can't afford to live here.
>>76752067
aye i'm livin ere. new york is the best state in the country, real talk my nigga
>>76752032
>>76752048
I actually am from NY but I couldn't care less about Chael's lame antics. No one can honestly say Chael is anything but middle-aged-dad edgy. Anyone who's enthralled by his snake oil bullshit is also a mentally disabled manchild who still asks his mommy for bedtime stories.
i gotta say, i had a lot of fun watching this than the last ufc.
>>76752019
anime is against the rurus delet this nerd
what was he thinking here?
>>76752069
The dankest.
Is Goldie going to be a long-term fixture on Bellator or is this a one-time thing?
>>76752079
I would if I could
Holy kek what a thousand yard stare
>>76752091
>literally seething
you got worked bud
>>76752089
dude big cities are disgusting shit holes and if you don't live in a nice country home you're a fuckin idiot desu
welcome to the schaub era
https://streamable.com/4j9j2
>>76752091
SEETHING
>>76752047
with silva, is it really chimping? silva is fully retarded at this point.
>>76752091
>>76752074
I like this timeline
I don't even regret being up till 6 for that lmao
>>76752089
*smells vomit while taking public transport to a restaurant*
AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL EVERYBODY
>>76752091
Worked
>>76752097
Tito wants blood
I hope there is a post-fight presser with Wanderlei sperging out
>>76752089
The chinks and arabs can afford NYC, it's Americans that can't.
>>76752097
>watching_piggrigg_eating_a_steak.jpeg
THANK YOU BASED GOLDIE
Fedor should not fight again. He is probably brain dead.
>>76752104
Get a better paying job moose.
>living like an Eskimo year round
This is the first card I've watched in years. What happened to MMA.
I fucking predicted chael would win in a work and looky fucking here
he did
as a true heel he talked shit about the place he just won at
it was a work, folks
>>76752097
literally nothing. he looks confused as fuck
>but i submidded shael ??
for sure wanderlei and chael and fedor should all retire..
they looked like grandpa's out there
/COPS/ HERE
>https://www.arconaitv.me/9oneone/
You wwe mandrama losers can go back to your containment board now
>>76752134
>bellator
>mma
pick _one_
>>76752097
>"Why is he talking about Fedor?"
>"Notice me, senpai."
>>76752102
>>76752109
>>76752114
>>76752121
yeah, so worked/seething. gonna go post on reddit now about how much I hate Chael and downvote anyone who disagrees with me. also gonna buy the next PPV he's on FOR SURE so I can splooge on his face on screen as he taps with a pained grimace
entertainment standpoint 7/10
actual fights 2/10
>>76752125
>chinks and arabs
>not americans
theyre all just a big shithole country amalgamation of anyone who was too unpopular or skilled to succeed in their prior countries
that goes double for the white americans who couldnt even hang with the english who are the worlds biggest cucks
>>76752132
I own a business, I own a beautiful country home
I can literally walk into my back yard and shoot skeet, enjoy your stinking shithole, I'll just keep relaxing in fresh country air in the sun thanks
>>76752120
I don't see any vomit here lad
>>76752131
Good thing Fedora never signed with the UFC. Imagine him getting exposed by Struve, Schaub or Browne.
>>76752134
A guy named conor mcgregor came through town
BOKO NO PICO
>>76752134
>lying on the internet
>>76752091
holy shit relax lmao so angry
>>76752153
No I mean literal foreigners living in foreign countries buying NYC property just to add it to their portfolio and often leaving the place vacant.
>>76752132
Living like a fucking ant
>>76752168
yeah dude i'm FROTHING. can't be that Chael just happens to be lame as fuck. it must be that I'm irrationally homicidal
do you all think its a coincidence that chael talked shit about brazil and beat a brazilian
then he decided to talk shit about new york?
this was a fucking work, it was fixed from getgo
>>76752155
And I'm the king of Spain. Keep projecting you little wanker.
>>76752159
People that live in big cities are so fucking deluded.
When people make lots of money in a big city, you know what they do? Do you know what they do with the money?
THEY BUY A HOUSE OUTSIDE OF THE CITY
AND A COTTAGE EVEN FURTHER FROM IT
why do you think that is bud? lol jesus christ
>>76752155
you don't tho
>>76751869
>mfw i waited months to see my childhood idol get babied in the first minute
>>76752140
so wand diddnt want to win? What if the shot actually knocked chale out? They planned out a shot that hard that would almost knock him out but not totally? Get real dude
>>76752159
> 1943
Joo York City is just Jews, gays and black trannies in 2017. You wanted that to be your image, and so it is.
>>76752134
Fedor got old
Anderson btfo himself
GSP got abducted by ayy lmaos
Bones failed consecutive drug tests
McGoober will get rekt by Floyd
mma is dead
>le MMGay
Boxing wins again bros!
>>76752120
>taking public transportation anywhere
how poor are you?
>>76752193
I told you to take your poltism and leave like an hour ago dude. Follow my advice.
>>76752153
>your grandad was in shackles
>>76752140
Wanderlei would never accept losing in a work.
Just trying to explain it to him would go over his head.
>>76752193
I LOOK AROUND I AND SEE NEW YORKERS
>>76752201
NEET FAGGOT
>>76752189
if Pico's your childhood idol, that means you're literally 6 years old now and posting on 4chan. i'm reporting you to the mods
>>76752134
It was always shit, you just finally grew up
<-- FOTN for me.
Who would have thought...
>>76752183
>>76752187
I'm sitting on my back deck smoking a cigar and looking at the stars bud. Stay jelly idiots.
Wand vs Daley
Coker make it happen.
>>76752159
That's gone forever...If you want that back you have to move from new York and rebuild it.
plz make sonnen v fedor
>plz make sonnen v fedor
plz make sonnen v fedor
>plz make sonnen v fedor
plz make sonnen v fedor
>plz make sonnen v fedor
plz make sonnen v fedor
>plz make sonnen v fedor
plz make sonnen v fedor
>plz make sonnen v fedor
plz make sonnen v fedor
>plz make sonnen v fedor
plz make sonnen v fedor
>plz make sonnen v fedor
plz make sonnen v fedor
>plz make sonnen v fedor
>>76752201
What' wrong with public transportation?
>>76752221
move out of mom and dad's house, you're 30
>>76752228
>>76752201
I'm not seeing the problem here.
>the state of aaron pico
>>76752213
Nigga can you read? The fucking post I was replying to explicitly stated FEDOR
good fucking lord
>>76752243
are you cranky because it's 4 hours past your bedtime?
event is over I hope you all DIAF bye
>>76752217
>fap of the night
Indeed hue, indeeeed
>>76752221
You are going to get eaten by a bear, buddy.
>>76752254
Are you being serious right now?
>the state of pico's hype
>the state of chandler's ankle
>the state of fedor's brain cells
>the state of wanderlei's pride
fucking kek, entertaining ppv
>>76752201
>hes never been to NY
kek. everyone there lives on public transport.
your parents actually met on a bus and got married in a taxi while a nigger driver drove them to Las Vegas drive thru wedding cause your countries a shithole
>>76752268
it's okay little buddy, Mr. Piccolo will win next time!
What are some realistic end scenarios to Fedor's career at this point?
Fight a can? But then you risk getting dropped by a can.
Fight a great fighter? But he probably won't win?
Retire now? It would be hard to walk away after that.
He's always honored his fight contracts, so I think he'll be back.
DESU I'd feel better if he fought in the UFC. They at least have some control over PEDs there, and Fedor will never juice as long as he lives.
webm of Machida vs. Gallagher highlights
RIP
>>76752288
his career is a joke now. his legacy is that of a piece of shit garbage can. Which sux because I've been a fan for so long now.
>>76752273
You sound so bitter, and your grammar is horrific. I can imagine you probably came here on a forced trip and had a bad experience in the subway, so you stayed in the hotel room the entire time crying. It's gonna be alright.
>>76752288
>Fedor will never juice as long as he lives
Just be beloved. Teach kids how to do what he did.
>>76752297
>Which sux because I've been a fan for so long now.
Of course you have, why would we have any reason to doubt that?
>>76752267
buddy you should see the monsters at my place, fuck a bear seriously I'm not even fucking around
anybody here watching it all over because the stream started a replay?
>>76752297
this, he should never have returned and stayed as goat, but i guess he needed money
>>76752284
cringe
based Bellator
best MMA PPV in years
>>76752199
My recent favorite thing about /heem/ gamethreads is how there's usually a couple of you boxing nerds saying that it's your first time watching mma, always there to remind us that your sport isn't really actually dead, and that not a single soul cared about Kovalev - Ward II.
>p-p-please post in your dead general guise
post fight press conference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWtB_4f5S2Q
Chiesa vs Lee
Boetsch vs Hendricks
Herrig vs Kish
Christensen vs Reyes
Means vs Garcia
Penn vs Siver
>>76752297
don't you have an emu to prep?
>>76752310
FUCK mountain lions
pic not related
>>76752323
shhh s'ok baby boy :)
Guys
What does >heem MEAN?
>>76752301
Seriously dude, fuck NY. Your shithole state is overrun with nigs, fags, libs, and every other degenerate p.o.s. that causes our country to look bad. There's nothing prideful about that place. You can keep that literal dystopia.
>>76752328
I can not stick around for this please meme post the best bits lads
>>76752329
After tonight's events, why even bother? All it takes is for one big favorite to flop and that's it.
No way you can't convince me Bellator isn't fixed.
>>76752338
here everyone enjoys mcgregor
Can any other fightfu be this a cute?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-jPwIbq-hQ
>>76752341
You're a literal moron who thinks NY consists of just manhattan. Debating you with actual facts would be an enormous waste of time.
Go smoke tobacco in your trailer park you dumb hillbilly while you jerk off into your MAGA hat.
>>76752341
t. "i cant afford it"
sucks to be you bro, i spent two years there and it was great because im not poor
>>76752329
Chiesa
Hendricks
Kish
Reyes
Means
BJ
>>76752348
what accent is this
>>76752318
What did anyone expect after he almost killed by that can Maldonado.
What would you rate Memeator
>>76752345
I don't enjoy McGregor
>>76752310
>tfw just got done fucking my 6th wife
Sure is nice owning a multinational corporation and living on top of a mountain
>>76752348
She looks like a /fit/ version of that chick on fox news
Bellator > UFC
>Bellator > UFC
Bellator > UFC
>Bellator > UFC
Bellator > UFC
>Bellator > UFC
Bellator > UFC
>Bellator > UFC
Bellator > UFC
>Bellator > UFC
Bellator > UFC
>Bellator > UFC
Bellator > UFC
>Bellator > UFC
F
>>76752348
she looks like she does JOE vids
>Chael is still on his path to retire undefeated from MMA
>>76752348
>>76752359
8/10
but I quit the stream after the fedor fight, wanted to leave on a high note
Reminder that the current MW champion has a loss to the American gangster.
>>76752361
I honestly do not understand why you think my life is so dope that it can't be real lol
Seriously
>>76752331
My buddy tells a story and swears he saw one. Says he was walking down a trail that was at the bottom of a rocky cliff face about 22ft tall and hear deep growiling and saw one up at the top but he says he doesn't think it was even looking at him, says he nearly shit his pants
>>76752393
..... and Wanderlei
>>76752359
9/10 much more entertaining than the recent UFC events
>>76752393
he was on steroids
>>76752348
:)
>>76752393
I mean...Facts are facts
>Put $100 on Fedor because I'm dumb
>Mfw that almost double KO
I can't really be that mad because with a little luck Mitrione would have lost.
>>76752395
>my sexual predator father owns stuff
>i own stuff
>>76752393
half of the MW roster beat the current MW champion desu
>>76752410
>needing luck to beat an NFL and UFC reject.
>>76752329
Lowkey Lee
Boetsch
Herrig
Reyes
Means
Penn
>>76752411
I watch MMA and drink rye with my dad. I'm sorry you don't get to do that dude.
>>76752424
nfl reject is still a better athlete than anyone comparably sized in mma
>>76752367
This. UFC is boring as fuck
>>76752430
you live with your parents, lad
>>76752329
Cheezer
Boetsch
Slutty McSlutface
Reyes
Dirty Bird
Siver
Fedor is still the GOAT
Rory absolutely unimpressed with Dougie Peru
>>76752424
>UFC reject
Mitrione could be a top 10 UFC HW, which really isn't saying much.
>>76752433
He lost to Roy Nelson. Just admit this shit was pathetic.
>>76752442
agreed. it really made bummed me out to see this and the maldonado fight. where has his ground game been? like he want to just stand up with everybody or what?
>>76752442
>>76752454
He's not impressive at all
>>76752442
GOAT at crushing cans, second only to Khabib.
There are sub-humans in this thread, RIGHT NOW, who not only live in Jew York City, but are proud of that fact.
Neck yourselves
>>76752442
Last moments of invulnerability
>>76752337
https://www.autismspeaks.org/what-autism/symptoms
>>76752460
>double knockdown literally came down to who could recover faster
>one guy is nfl caliber athlete with 1000 less miles on him
woah
>>76752442
If you ask most MMA fighters, we're talking 85% or more, who the GOAT or who their favorite fighter is they will say Fedor.
PRESS CONFERENCE IS LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWtB_4f5S2Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWtB_4f5S2Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWtB_4f5S2Q
>>76752310
Am I supposed to be seeing the beaver/woodchuck?
>>76752469
How do you have wifi in a trailer park Cletus?
>>76752439
no I don't, lad. I live with my wife and my daughter.
>>76752482
Post proof.
>>76752482
I think you mean GSP or Anderson. Maybe if you asked them who their favorite pro wrestler was they'd say Fedor.
>>76752463
This is just my opinion but I think it's mental fatigue. He spent years training his ass off and it's just easier to let his hands go now. Hard to believe it's the same guy that completely dominated Nogueira at his own game.
>>76752505
who lives next door? :)
>>76752505
post timestamped pictures of your wife, your daughter, and an apple, or we'll all know you're lying
>Brendan Shwab
lol anyone listening to this press conference?
>>76752493
there's THREE animals in that picture
>>76752521
my neighbours are like half a click away dude, I live in the country
have you ever been out of the city? lmao jesus dude
"neighbours" lmaooo
>>76752482
this. Mike Tyson has also said that Fedor is his favorite fighter.
As GOAT hw he has no competition. Period.
>>76752529
lmao Brendon Swab B.T.F.O.
>>76752526
lol I'm not doing that again
is ramadan over yet?
>>76752482
GSP said Fedor was the best while he was at the peak of his UFC title run. Doesn't get much clearer than that.
Damn Freeman is gonna be lowkey one of my boys.
>>76752509
>>76752508
I've seen it happen in tons of interviews. Fighters getting asked who their favorite fighter is, they say Fedor like 90% of the time, even fighters you wouldn't expect to say it.
Here is an older compilation of fighters who said it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCM9HUvGS0s
And here is Mike Tyson saying Fedor is his favorite:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN6GcX66pOs
Imagine bragging about a place where the hottest it ever gets is 10 degrees and you're constantly surrounded by wild animals.
Literally just imagine.
>>76752533
your dad is within shouting range at all times, kid
>>76752500
Get over yourself dude. New York isn't special. No one cares about it. A city full of assholes that can't stop talking about their city, it's literally all they can talk about.
Fuck your police and firemen too.
>>76752551
Prime Hogda saying it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru8XvDUgMjA
>>76752329
>Lee
>Boetsch
>Kish
>Christensen
>Means
>Siver
>>76752551
Those videos are years old. His legacy has turned to piss since then.
>>76752557
I never said it was special my guy. I love how living here triggers spergs like you though. You'll never see me fuming about not living in Iowa or Alabama.
>>76752526
>Posting pictures of your children on 4chan
*women voice*
"how does it feel winning the belt even tho you didnt win the fight"
fucking kek
Damn Fedor sounds broken
>>76752565
Irrelevant. A fighter should only be judged by their peak.
>>76752547
It ends today, actually. Eid Murabak, my man.
>>76752533
The beaver thing. I guess that's a mountain lion with glowing eyes in front of it facing the camera? I got nothing... Guess I'd be food for something in that pic. Can't spot shit captain.
>>76752486
Fedor still has that same translator from forever ago. She's a very nice woman, I met her in New Jersey.
Glad he got rid of Finklestein, dude was a total potatonigger
>>76752569
your city is shit. pointing that out doesn't mean you somehow won something, you transqueer faggot.
MITRIONE BTFO
Fedor calling for a rematch without Mitrone using HGH
fedor wants rematch!
new york city a shit
t.live 20 miles east
>>76752547
>>76752585
Mubarak*
>>76752579
Getting knocked out will tend to take the vim and color out of you for a while.
>>76752565
His pride run was anemic. All he had was the nog wins and the win over croflop. Everything else was sticking joke. You might as well claim Gomi is the lightweight GOAT.
>>76752569
People in both those states are better than you.
>>76752529
link?
When will people stop calling Fedor the GOAT?
He just got KFTO by a guy who wasn't even good enough to win the Ultimate Fighter.
>>76752607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWtB_4f5S2Q
Who is Brandon Swab?? sounds like a q-tip
>>76752556
my dad lives like 20 minutes away friendo lol
>>76752555
imagine being alone
>>76752588
come the fuck on dude the two are obvious and the one is hiding
chael would destroy fedor
He sucks got starched by mitrione lmao
>>76752603
Keep crying, literally never stop shedding tears cause you don't live here.
>>76752606
> I can make up shit to explain you don't like my tasnqueer aids city
> it couldn't possibly be because it's a transqueer aids city, must be something else
>Matt Mitt: Fedor IS the greatest HW of all time and arguably the greatest fighter of all time
Fedor haters BTFO
>>76752579
When fighting is what moves you, failing to succeed will do that to you.
Respect to the man for continuing to do what he loves, regardless of the implications on his legacy.
>>76752613
imagine lying about your life to impress your 4chan buds for years at a time
>>76752625
He says that to elevate his win dummy
>>76752619
>being this triggered by fly overs
>>76752623
>being this triggered by some nyc faggot
ayy lmao
>>76752602
You know nothing about Pride faggot. The Sobral fight was one of the best in history. Get the fuck out.
>>76752599
so do you, like, win? or something? like you did it properly and now you're better as a result?
I'm not religious, but at least you're setting goals and achieving them and sorting yourself out
>>76752631
a person believing that it's not possible for someone to have a nice little family out in the country is really really sad
Is Dolph elite?
>>76752598
t. incomelet
enjoy jersey fucking kek
>>76752635
Except for regardless of whether that's true Fedor is LITERALLY the greatest of all time. It's been established for many years now.
>>76752619
I've been offered rails webdev job there. Wouldn't live in that dirty shit town for anything.
Anyway you're boring.
>>76752619
We're not crying...Just letting you know we don't like you.
And its important for you to understand because there is free movement in the US so when you finally realise you've broken NY your gonna leave and try to live with. But you're still you
>>76752650
probably worse and in long island before you call out my shitty geography
>>76752623
Sorry that while you were walking slowly marveling at the skyscrapers, a Jamaican from Brooklyn shoved your queer frail pasty body out of the way and made you spill your nachos all over your nice white shirt.
I literally wish I would be your tour guide and shown you all the cool spots my guy. My heart aches that you carry this much animosity for the best city on earth.
>>76752602
Name another win like Fedor's over Nog or Cro Cop where a fighter completely BTFO another top-level specialist on their own terms.
I'll wait
>>76751769
>>76752650
>20 miles east
>jersey
ayy,you're stupid
>>76752638
Go back to sherdog you casual. The babalu fight was for rings and he lost that too.
>>76752659
kek
new york city is best city on food options alone
>>76752661
Jones over Shogun
>>76752655
>Just letting you know we don't like you.
Don't care dude
>>76752659
> queer
Your tansqueer AIDs city is the queerest place on the planet.
>>76752664
have fun in long island not getting killed by the gangs and heroin addicts
how's mom and dad's house?
>Sports and MMA media, ESPN, Bleacher Report, Sherdog, SB Nation (mmafighting) and Fight Matrix, list him as the greatest MMA Heavyweight fighter of all time.[19] Emelianenko is also the longest reigning Heavyweight lineal champion and #1 pound for pound ranked fighter in MMA history.[20] Former combat sports fighters Chuck Norris and Mike Tyson; current MMA fighters such as Junior dos Santos, FabrÃcio Werdum, and Jose Aldo; and other publications have called Emelianenko the greatest mixed martial artist of all time.[21][22] MMA referee John McCarthy, sports commentator Michael Schiavello and others, have compared Emelianenko's impact and legacy in MMA to the likes of Muhammad Ali, Pele, Wayne Gretzky, and their legacies in their respective sports.[23]
>Random shitposter on an Afgani goat farming board: Fedor sux XD
>>76752663
>Top 10 Anime Fueds
>>76752598
you probably live less than 20 minutes from me
Damn Chael is doing a really nice thing saying that about Lima. He's totally correct. Lima had performance of the night.
>>76752663
Why were they focusing the camera on Tito when he's retired?
>>76751782
>>This is not the mannequin challenge
Best MMA comment of the year.
>bridge and tunnel crowd talking shit on NYC
laffin
>>76752661
Gsp over bj and Serra. Just because they weren't bums who threw fights in Japan doesn't make them any less impressive.
>>76752671
lmao Shogun was completely shot after Pride
If Velasquez had healthy knees he'd be the greatest HW of all time.
At the moment, Stipe is on his way to earning that title.
Anyone who ranks Fedor is just a nostalgia babby 2bh.
The best states to live in are as follows:
>New Hampshire
>Maine
>Vermont
>Montana
>Oregon
>>76752513
Right? Nog, Coleman, Randleman, and many others have been submitted by him.
>>76752668
two pregnancies dude
like, now than I'm thinking about it, it honestly is really sad. like I feel sad about you. it's incredible that someone could convince themselves that what my realm of normalness consists of is unobtainable and extremely unlikely. that's really sad.
>>76752684
>how's mom and dad's house?
comfy as fug
enjoy living in your 200 sq while never being able to save money,ahahahha....fucking moron
>>76752693
WWE shit
>>76752700
Not quite. He was done after Machida when he had dead men's ACLs in both his legs.
D1 wrestlefag here. Every fucking faggot and their mother was talking about how Pico was going to dominate MMA and storm straight through Bellator and then the UFC and retire undefeated because >muh wrestling >muh dozen shoot fights in yurop that no one has ever seen.
Cejudo at least performed adequately and made it to title contention, albeit in a scrub division. Pico got checked and wrecked by a really bad journeyman. Feels good to see wrestling royalty get bootyblasted. I hope Kyle Snyder does do MMA and gets blasted.
>>76752690
where are you?
>>76752675
Yeah..We do. Because you're gonna leave and then you're gonna say shit like I got a job offer I couldn't refuse but I love NY....Then you're going to vote and act like you did there and fuck up our cities like you fucked up yours
>>76752710
>I rank Stipe
>>76752722
i bet you get a lot of girls to come back there
Califags btfo
>>76752699
Which fights do you think Nog and Cro Cop threw?
>>76752732
he came out with the worst strategy
let me try to walk down and steamroll a vet in my first big fight
take the time to feel it out ffs
>>76752722
cringe
>>76752733
10 mins west of hofstra. im gonna be at the fight night in the coliseum
>>76752720
I can tell that behind the personas we display to /heem/, we're kindred souls. I genuinely hope you find a wife and have a family one day. There's always hope, Adan. Even though you may be tempted to do so on occasion, never give up on life.
>>76752695
I didn't expect to like Mauro as much as Goldie but man they both are great
>>76752735
I literally wouldn't move to whatever pretentious little town you're from buddy.
>>76752722
What do girls say when you tell them you still live with mom and dad?
>>76752710
You have to judge people in the era they were good in. Sports evolve and you can't compare across eras. Wilt Chamberlain wouldn't make an NBA team in 2017. Doesn't make him not top 10 all time.
>>76752757
I'm actually not lying about that shit though lol
>doing my own joke back to me
grow up lol
>>76752758
Goldie is best if you just get a little taste
>>76752758
>I didn't expect to like Mauro
>State of casuals.
>>76752763
two family house
i got the second floor two bedroom apartment,i don't have to say shit
>>76752771
SPAMMER
SPAMMER!
>>76752760
And what are you going to do in NY...You gonna docks bro, get into finance which is all online now.
You're Detroit
>>76752767
I just don't rank his record dude. 40 pro fights, and like 5 good wins total.
>>76752744
He claimed to have a dozen fights in Europe to the commission to get this fight sanctioned. Everyone in his gym claims he's an unbeatable monster with lightning hands. And then he comes out and lays an egg like this. Embarrassing at best. Horrifying at worst.
>>76752749
i am about 10 miles west also
>>76752769
You can tell he was really happy to be there. It was great when Jimmy stole his it's all over line during some old highlight vid
>>76752775
He was great in Pride with Bas but that was a two man team. I had no idea he did WWE stuff.
>>76752760
*Work the docks
>Kale
>>76752769
Of course you aren't, friend. I wish you the best.
Also, Goldie is shit. The best commentators are former fighters like Stann and Cruz.
>>76752732
>D1 wrestlefag here
I don't believe you bruh
>>76752796
Dockdwarf lives in San Jose idiot.
>>76752801
>Cruz
Get a load of this blumpkin
>>76752609
Lol, so him not retiring at his peak reduces the magnitude of his career?
I missed this card. Any fedor webm/gifs?
>>76752801
I agree, and I'm actually starting to enjoy the more genuine "normal educated guy talking" rather than the shoutcasting approach. A guy with a deep voice shouting stuff that makes me think I know more than him is bad, I don't know why UFC and Belly keep doing that.
my daughter weighs fourteen fuckin pounds now
>>76752821
He should have retired after the Mababo fight to retain his dignity.
>>76752288
>Fedor will never juice as long as he lives.
(shh...no one tell him)
*throws flying knee*
*gets tagged flush cause literally no striking defense*
*spams double leg*
What did Shayol mean by this?
>>76752824
Lima vs Rory
Who takes it?
>>76752848
>Ref's reaction
>>76752801
DC is tops
Stann excellent, too
Hardy also good
>>76752824
kek
there's only one, and you'll be seeing it a lot
>>76752832
yeah he's clearly on the juice
fucking leaf
>>76752851
Rory would take Lima down at will. I wouldn't want him to stand with Lima too much though honestly. I don't trust that new plastic schnoz
>>76752851
rory
>>76752809
He's a great commentator, tho
He actually knows what he's talking about, and he delivers his analysis in a way that keeps you interested in what's going on.
>>76752828
>tfw my second daughter weighs more than 300 pounds
this is getting out of hand, lads
i didn't want to raise a landwhale
>>76752848
MMA fighters have like 0 boxing fundamentals at all.
>>76751870
Sonnen is such a lame fighter, and he is fucking cringey the way he talks. Just an all around try hard.
>>76752807
You don't even have dock work which is why you have a 50% "youth" unemployment rate
>>76752848
I really thought Fedor fell after the strike, I'd didn't realize he got hit too.
Damn shame. That would have been vintage Fedor to drop the dude and finish him off.
>>76752851
Always Rory
>>76752851
Rory via wrestling
>>76752871
MMA and boxing are entirely different sports
Some things that boxers do, both fundamental and at the highest levels of technique, would fuck you over in MMA
Cool story bro.
Lol which one of you called my secretary.
>>76752848
that right hand from Fedor would have stopped 90% of professional fighters. NFL lineman have superhuman resistance to head trauma
>>76752869
dockie fucking hates cruz for no reason
cruz is an example of a great human that has actual real h8ers
>>76752860
thinking you can tell by looking
>2017
>not understanding how PED's work
Do you even sport?
>>76752892
>Some things that boxers do, both fundamental and at the highest levels of technique, would fuck you over in MMA
Like what? Literally having no defense whatsoever?
>>76752860
Josh Barnett and Ben Rothwell got popped for PEDs and they are as fat as everyone here.
>>76752856
>>76752719
Coleman 5/10 losses by submission, randleman 8/16 losses by submission.
>>76752900
there are people out there that want your company dude
don't be afraid to set goals and achieve them
I fucking hate Cruz as well
>>76752892
good fuck, what a fluff-fest.
glad I passed on that shit; they're awful.
>>76752896
Hey man, for sure tell better stories next time. Was that the most boring story ever or what? Being entertaining-- it's a best man.
>>76752905
let me guess, GSP is the only clean champion in history right?
Fedor has never juiced. Honestly I wish he had, would probably have never fallen off.
>Fedor has never juiced.
>>76752848
>>76752858
Oh sweet baby jesus.
>>76752871
Fedor has always fought like that, hands down swinging from his waist, looking to counter. Of course now he doesn't have the reflex to be a ble to pull that off.
>>76752329
Lee
Boetsch
Herrig
Reyes
Means
Silver
>>76752916
To be fair he beat the fuck out of Coleman both times before submitting and survived the biggest suplex in MMA history to submit Randleman.
Fedor fell off when he became a one dimensional brawler.
>>76752860
Fedor did not look like that in pride lol. He wasnt super ripped but he was heavily muscled. Everyone in pride was on juice
>>76752936
>Fedor has always fought like that
When you're fighting cans most of your career you develop bad habits.
>>76752932
MMA fans are the biggest marks. Pride officials literally threw the piss cups in the garbage.
>>76752932
>the Russian traditionalist orthodox family man with a beer gut and never shows any emotions has a history with steroids
wew
>ywn go back to the golden days of MMA
>>76752951
you dont have to make threads early man. even if you do. dont post the link until it reaches 500. this shits so unnecessary
>>76752926
being on the juice doesn't help you not get knocked out, ffs.
It increases your workload potential.
>>76752329
Chiesa
Boetsch
Herrig
Reyes
Means
Penn
I slept through bellator, didn't see a point in staying up all night. Going to do the same with the ufc tonight
Can watch it while eating breakfast and skip through 2 hours of adverts
>>76752959
Yeah dude Russians don't dope, 100% they're the cleanest athletes on the planet, not like half their olympics team got kicked out for doping. Top kek dude.
>>76752926
>gsp
>clean
He's had gyno and now he has a hgh gut. He wasnt clean at all
beeb
>>76752977
oh i didnt know fedor was an olympian thats cool
>>76752841
He's a good guy, teaching Wandy a key lesson of the sport: striking won't mean shit if you can't even defend a double leg
>>76752916
Randleman turned into a jobber that threw a shitload of fights after he fucked up his neck.
Coleman's other submission losses came against Takada(lol) ,Nog, and Couture.
>>76753036
He almost got knocked out 3 times
>>76753060
Yes, which proves my point. That didn't matter at all because Wandy couldn't defend double legs.