/heem/: JUSTny Hendricks edition

THERE ARE LIKE THIRTY FUCKING FIGHTS ON THE BELLATOR CARD

ONE EIGHT EIGHT BABY

>yanks

Steak weight when?

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First for my girl.
My bby made weight!!!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BVujDbJnHc_/

>My girl's ready for war
>UFN 112 weigh ins

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>mfw I find out pigg rigg can't make 185

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>>76737297
might be a few spicy bangers, but i'm guessing fedor/mitrione and sonnen/silva will be ass. i made the mistake of thinking sonnen/ortiz might be good. either way i'm going to get some tendies and watch with my doggo.

>>76737350
She's going to get grinded to a 29-28 loss

>>76737350
Looks like a goblin.

>>76737360
Cute doggo.

3 steaks a day minimum

johny is still my boy

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>in the blue corner....the NCAA All American and former UFC Welterweight Champion Johny Hendricks
>and in the red corner Jeremy Horn
>both competitors are fighting for a Golden Corral gift card and a 4,231 dollar check

>>76737372
Bet your house on that and I bet my debt that she's gonna ko esparza on R1

>>76737360
Cute pupper post moar

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>>76737272
I WILL NOT SCATTER YOUR STEAKS TO THE HEARTLESS SEA
JOHNNY WILL ALWAYS BE WITH ME

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>>76737442
You know there's been only 6 TKO's in women's strawweight history right ? Chances for a 1st round ko are very slim

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>>76737442
That's a lot of debt

>Cant even make 185

HOW

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>>76737272
ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN

>>76737516
shit I hope one day to bet with someone who doesn't know how much is my debt

lee is gonna knock chisea off right?

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DON'T EAT THE FRIES JOHNY!!!

>>76737656
No

Hendricks could make 155 if he wasnt a fat fuck

https://youtu.be/KnonFeto-rc

BASED SCHAUB

>>76737693
No fucking way, it's not like he has a fat gut or anything and he's not that short

>>76737656
Nah. Mike does everything lee does but better

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>>76737516
JUST

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>>76737661
>>76737693
>hes 5'9 means he could make 155
no he couldnt even when he was ripped he weighed above 190

Johnny vs Gokan Saki for Sakis first UFC fight at LHW?

Do you prefer the memes Conor brought when he was on his way to Jose or do you prefer the conor of now

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>>76736967

>>76737778
Neither

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>>76737778
I prefer the original article

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>>76737450
his name is Winston
>doggo distracted by loud thunder

Just got off a three day ban. Where is picksbro?

>>76737778
stop talking about this dude, we have two events coming up holy fuck

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>>76737774
>yfw Johnny pulls an Anthony Rumble and starts knocking niggas dead at LHW
THIS IS THE TIMELINE FELLAS, I FEEL IT

>>76737812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kXwJo7DWPA

he is the original master at this shit desu

Hahahaha like nigga I don't even care about Conor McGregor anymore like nigga defend your belt hahaha fuck boxing

>>76737848
B I G G

>>76737360
Fedor always brings the spice. Larkin-Lima should be good and Chandler doing anything but murdering Primus will be a surprise. Has a lot of potential.

>>76737726
that food looks so good

LOL Hendricks is a literal midget how the fuck can't he make 186

what a fucking embarrassment to his family

>>76737956
The event also has the potential to be a complete trainwreck but that would be just as fun to watch. Anyone complaining about this Bellator event is probably no fun to be around.

>>76737956
i just hope chael doesn't pull another bob sapp if silva tags him. he folded so bad against tito.

>>76737272
THREE

>>76737843
>people spam thread about a "fighter" who hasn't fought in years
>mad about discussing current ufc champion

you might belong over at reddit

Does Pigg Rigg have an hour to make weight or not?

Who can Johny beat at 205 unironically? Keep in mind he's the hardest hitter in the UFC.

>>76738039
no

i never know what to make of a dude missing weight

usually i pick against them, like recently picked Hendricks against Lombard, big upset. oliveria. lineker. all miss weight and kick ass

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>>76737726
>serving lobster twice in the same tasting menu

Is Hendricks literally retarded?

>>76738084

I dont get why people think Pigg is gonna beat Boetsch, Tim is fucking huge for MW and he hits fucking hard. He's going to steam roll Hendricks

>>76738028
>>>/box/

>>76738097

PAN

>>76737984
kek, Silva-Sonnen will be guaranteed memes even if it's the worst fight in MMA history. If you can't watch something like Kimbo-Dada and laugh your ass off you need to reevaluate your life

>>76738120
no my rationale but maybe people look at henderson destroying tim
no one has the power hendricks carries in his hands btw!

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just

Who in the UFC has a better chin than Daniel "The cuck" Cormier?

USADA ruined Hendricks

>>76738106
Native Americans can't resist white man's sugar and carbs

>>76738207

I think im gonna cry when he KO's BJ stiff

>>76738140
/heem/ is for all combat sports you absolute mong

>>76738211

Michael "The natty GOAT" Bisking has a better chin

Its only ever been cracked by a prime H Bomb and TrTor

>>76738207
SHOO SHOO

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The absolute madman

>>76738207
Sivers face is so drawn he looks like an Auschwitz survivor

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>>76738207
Dana take them both out back and put them down already

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>>76738246
please BJ just save yourself, no more punishment

>>76738220
Nice racism. Grow up.

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>>76738084
Lineker has missed more times than anyone in the UFC and might not be trying that hard. I don't think Oliveira made a real attempt to cut all the way against Brooks either, coming in over on purpose can give you a big advantage. That's way different than a guy like Pettis who drops down in weight, misses, and ends up completely JUST-tier. There are a lot of different reasons for being overweight and it's not always clear what's happening at the time.

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The oh yeah oh yeah confrontation was so 6th grade kek
https://youtu.be/r-v7f2WPbd0

>Chiesa Vs Lee
>UFN 112

>>76738434
Bloody elbow might suit you more than 4chan buddeh

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>>76738592
kek

>>76738592
delet this

>>76738592
>walrus chilling on ice.jpg

Did you guys watch the MMAhour fuckin Ariel Kikewani stirring up animosity yet again, I used to not understand why people hated this guy but he is such a little weasel it's untrue.

He was telling Fedor that Chael Sonnen has been shit talking him when Chael said pretty much nothing to him that wasn't an obvious joke.

>>76738746
>Did you guys watch the MMAhour
stopped reading there

oh heck johny how many steaks did he eat

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Do you think he ate tainted venison again?

>>76738766
Why not? Ariel might be a rat but he gets some good guests on.

>>76738683
all you do is post unfunny things and pictures of joanna. try contributing to the community for once.

>>76738801
I dont watch gossip I watch fights

>>76738818
Fair enough

>>76738815
Okay I'm gonna start spamming Schaub like you americans do all the time

>>76738818
Says the doofus who keeps posting pictures of Burple Splub

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>>76738207
Keep doubting him

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>wake up
>Hendricks can't make 186

what a time to be alive lads

How much was Hendricks overweight?

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>>76738815
there is literally nothing wrong with joannaposting

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>>76738960
3 pounds

One for each steak

>>76738960
188 pounds, quite a bit

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PIG RIGG NO !

Something is clearly wrong with hendrick's body. his hormones might be fucked up or some other serious issue. i feel bad for the guy

>>76739011
This, he seemed okay in Lombard weight cut, said it could have went better but was first cut at MW

>>76738988
i really hope that's not what he eats. i know the plate is from his restaurant, but damn...all that disgusting looking corn and the potato? starch city senpai

>>76739011
He's a lazy fuck, he proably thought the weight cut would be easy now that he's a middleweight and ate like a pigrig again

Siver won't beat BJ, r-right... l-lads

>>76739068
non american detected

>>76739011
>feeling bad because his hormones are out of wack after all the juicing
k

>>76739124
not badly i dont think

theyre the same age and siver only fights like once a year

he seems way more in shape than BJ but i don't know maybe just maybe bj can win

>tfw contemplating buying the Bellator ppv
>tfw I know it will disappoint

>>76739175
Definetely a fight more up BJs alley, WME were cruel to throw him at Yair

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This teacher blocks your path.What you do?

>>76739194
enjoy the memes

>>76739175
Siver hasnt fought in 2 years.

>>76738560
t. toilet cleaner neet

>>76739246
>*Unzips dick*

>>76739246
left BLACKED.com when?

>>76739140
it's perfectly fine for regular people, but for someone trying to cut weight? no

>>76739345
When Hillary wins the election.

>>76739329
>>*Unzips dick*
B+ nice try mate but we don't know if she approves your dick
>>76739345
>left BLACKED.com when?
A you get to the point quickly

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>>76739246
>dat porcelain skin
>dem thighs and hips

also, is that seth meyers on the right? he's looking lean

how much till bellator starrts

>>76739434
188 bings

Lads, what happened to Charlotte? Has he been USADAed? How does he go from fighting the best of the best and doing well for himself, to getting memed on by 2017 Tito?

>>76739433
C- mate.She smells you instantly that you're a horny dog,telling you that she needs a friend right now in her life and not a sex partner

>>76739473
*Chael, sorry for phone posting...

>>76739433
>seth myers
holy kek

>>76739473
old, broken down, off drugs, wasn't that good anyway

>>76739492
Who cares, the rag is doused in chloroform.

>>76739512
Also got paid only 50k and is not a guy above taking a dive

>>76739473
He was really never a good fighter to begin with. Most of his rep comes from overachieving against Silva who looked bad against every wrestler he ever fought.

>>76739538
kek mate that line is the biggest hit in....cam4 chat

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>>76739587
greece pls go

How many of the fights tonight are 5-rounders?

>>76739656
How many bongs till ufc if weigh ins just happened?

What is going on

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is it against the rules to have a casual rate thread? pic is me

dont talk shit if u wouldnt say it to my face, so tough online

>>76739682
UFC main card starts in 31.5 bongs

>>76739677
Primus-Chandler
Larkin-Lima
Davis-Bader

>>76739688
you'd look better w/ a beard

>>76739433
>seth meyers
hahahaha god damn

>>76739722
OK, thanks. That's what I wondered but it's kind of odd to have two 5 round championship fights back-to-back followed by two 3-rounders at the top of the card.

>>76739769
just bellator things

Pig Rigg is 0-2 when missing weight.

Should we got balls deep on the Barbarian at +150?

>>76739814
yeah, he'll be much bigger and stronger and hits like a MACK TRUCK

>>76739814
It's tempting. His weight issues at 170 came primarily from not training enough so he's bound to be in terrible shape. Still, it's Boetsch...

how does Dad bod Boestch make weight errytime

>>76739814
That's only at welterweight. Overweight middleweight Hendricks is a beast for sure my man

tim boestch and Marya double

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Post your picks for UFC Fight Night 112.

>Chiesa
>Boetsch
>Penn
>Herrig
>Koch
>Kimball
>Esparza
>Vettori
>Martin
>Horcher
>Means
>Gordon
>Reyes

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHA

*slowly breathes in through the nostrils*

AHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>76740038
SUCC OR DIE

>>76740038
*kills u*

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>>76737272

Upcoming events:

Wednesdays at 10 PM EST, 7 PM PST, 3 AM BST - New TUF 25 episodes aired

6/24: Bellator 180 - Silva vs Sonnen
6/24: Cage Warriors 85 - Radcliffe vs Plechota
6/25: UFC FN 112 - Chiesa vs Lee
6/30: One Championship 56 - Light of a Nation
6/30: LFA 15 - Odoms vs Vanderaa
6/30: Professional Fighters League aka WSOF - Daytona
7/1: ACB 63 - Strus vs DeVent
7/2: Pancrase 288 - Miura vs Abe
7/7: BAMMA 30 - Sinclair vs Redmond
7/7: TUF 25 Season Finale - Johnson vs Gaethje
7/8: UFC 213 - Nunes vs Shevchenko 2
7/11: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 1
7/14: Bellator 181 - Freire vs Campos 2
7/14: Glory 43 - Featherweight Tournament
7/15: Invicta 24 - Anderson vs Kolesnyk
7/16: UFC Fight Night 113 - Nelson vs Ponzinibbio
7/18: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 2
7/22: UFC on Fox 25 - Weidman vs Gastelum
7/22: VFC 58 - TBA
7/23: ACB 65 - Shabliy vs Towsend
7/25: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 3
7/27: Combate Americas: Clasico - Lloveras vs Fuentes
7/29: ONE Championship - Conquest of Kings
7/29: UFC 214 - Cormier vs Jones 2
7/30: Rizin 6 - Bantamweight Tournament

Previous thread: >>76737272

News:

>UFC FN 112 weighin results
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/06/ufc-fight-night-112-early-weigh-in-results-and-live-video-stream-10-a-m-et

>LFA 14 results
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/06/lfa-14-live-and-official-results

>Chinzo Machida wants to promote Machida Karate
https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/6/24/15821384/chinzo-machida-fights-promote-machida-karate-dont-sleep-on-him-title-contender-bellator

>>76740067
>He thinks I'm just gonna sit there and get killed

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>>76740038
Looks like a poster for a UFC video game

Conor uploaded a selfie with a fan, probably about 8 years old. His fan base found a post the kid wrote saying something like Conor will lose the fight but he won when Floyd signed the contract.

So anyway the fanbase is currently spamming his instagram with hate and death threats, not kids either, i had a look there was like 40 year old irish dudes telling this kid to kill himself


State of MMA fans

>>76740038
why the fuck is DC hanging like spider-man in the corner?

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succ you, jon jones

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>>76740105
Don't associate Conorscum (manchildren and people with double digit IQs) with fans of respectable fighters like Khabib (STEM majors and men of faith)

Wait, Johnny Hendricks missed the MW weight limit?

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>>76740038
>SUCC

>>76740105
#drama

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>>76740191
Yeah, by 3 pounds

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Post your picks for UFC Fight Night 112.

>Chiesa
>Boetsch
>Penn
>Herrig
>Koch
>Kimball
>Esparza
>Vettori
>Martin
>Horcher
>Means
>Gordon
>Reyes

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>188

post luke thomas

just woke up hungover as fuck and the neighbor is making his wife mow the lawn again kek

Almost time for CAGE WARRIORS LIVE FROM LONDON

>>76739246
Fem Bitch's!

DC will succ Bones dry to a UD

>>76740105
the kids dad posted the picture, not the kid himself, and im not seeing any shit talk on his instagram page lad

All you idiots are forgetting that Conor has been training in ONLY boxing for months. We have seen him train for mma, we haven't seen him since he has had dedicated boxing training. He is going to be a whole different animal come fight time.

>>76737360
nice pupper

How long til Bellator tonight men?

>>76740463
many bongs too many to count

>>76740445
Floyd has been embarrassing boxers that are far more skilled than conair and been training boxing their whole lives. You are the only idiot here.

So I wonder what reason the Fedor fight gets cancelled this time?

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>>76740273
If they don't cut him now I know the UFC are a bunch of cunts for sure.

>lol Kelvin you missed weight, go fight at MW
>lol Johny you missed weight, it's okay, keep fighting at WW
>Kelvin you've done it again, back up to MW, this time you can fight a top 10 guy as punishment
>it's okay Johny that you forced us to cancel a fight at short notice, have another fight at WW
>Johny you missed weight you naughty boy! Up to MW where you have to fight the corpse of Hector Lombard
>Kelvin you took pot you little cretin, we're going to try and feed you to some cuck from NY who lost his last fight via being a drama queen, we hope he wins to teach you a lesson!
>Johny you've missed MW you fucking pig, you're done! LOL JK go fight Boetsch and get paid for being an unprofessional cunt.

I really wish Kelvin had made weight for the Cowboy fight, no way was that stick insect cuckboy Cerrone going to win that fight, instead when he missed weight they had Cerrone's butt buddy Kennedy try and teach im a lesson....

>>76740445
>fight
"boxing match"

Floyd will destroy Conor. To humiliate him.

>>76740534
yeah but he won two rounds while gassed to the gills vs gsp four years ago

>>76740590
He beat the Ghost of GSP, anyone who's watched GSP fight knows he wasn't the same after he came back to fight Nick and Condit, he had one foot out the door by the time Pigg Rigg showed up.

Thank fuck Lawler and USADA managed to kill Hendrick's career, shame we have to deal with Woodley's cocky ass instead now though.

>>76740237
You literally just posted this you fucking idiot

>>76740534
Kelvin at 170 is mediocre. Cowboy would've ripped him a new anus

>>76740690
Cowboy hasn't beaten anyone at 170, his best win is a former smack head Matt Brown lmao, he's a soft bodied, stand straight up stiff like a corpse bum.

Thanks to retards like you falling for the "Cowboy is a beast at 170" meme we've got fucking Jorge Masvidal in the top 3.

>>76740753
t. shercuck

>>76740753
Masvidal has the best hands I the division and great defensive grappling you swine

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>Alpha Cat ZinganoVerified account @CatZingano 20h20 hours ago

>Wonder if the dude UFC fighters have as many quality suitors as I do? I don't want to make them jelly #sohawt #myoptions @ufc

>>76740753
>Thanks to retards like you falling for the "Cowboy is a beast at 170" meme we've got fucking Jorge Masvidal in the top 3
The only retard here is you, Masvidal is absolutely a top 5 fighter.

>>76737272
Wait a minute here, did he miss weight? AT 185??????????????

>>76737840
Had to fuck off to a wedding yesterday. I thought I was gonna be back before Bellator but I don't know if I'm gonna make it now. I'll definitely be back before the main card but I don't know about 180

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>>76740753
>we've got fucking Jorge Masvidal in the top 3.
And rightfully so casual

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>You might make weight for a fight this time

>>76738120
Boetsch is 1 dimensional 2bh

>>76740920
why the fuck is he still eating red meat
is he retarded

>>76740987
All about the steaks lad

>>76738997
miesha in the back texting like

>johnny's still eating

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At this stage, it's obvious that Hendericks is looking to get cut so he can get a juicier Bellator contract plus sponsors

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>goofs buying tix from the unofficial UFC™ website

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who else /fruit discs/ here

Can't outpigg the rigg

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Good article about Jared Gordon, one of the undercard fighters on tomorrow's card.

https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/5/6/15548850/still-unbroken-jared-gordons-harrowing-road-to-ufc-211

Any dork talking crap about Johny eats their steak well done or is a vegetarian.

>>76741206
Good to see him turn his life around, shame he missed weight though.

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Yesterday I seen a comment on here along the lines of laughing about a fight headlining FS1 or some sort. Something to do with Mighty Mouse. Mother fuckers laughing and bitching about "shit cards" that are fucking free on CABLE TELEVISION! Before the "Ultimate Fighter" tv show took place, you couldn't find a goddamn piece of fucking MMA on TV ANYWHERE. It wasn't on FS1, Spike, ESPN, or any goddamn thing called Fight Pass.
When TUF premiered, it blew my fucking mind that I was watching Chuck Liddell in person on a goddamn cable channel. Mother fuckers do not understand how well we have it now. There was no national media covering this shit, no podcast NOTHING. You were lucky to see 1 goddamn mother fucking show in a single month on PPV. There was no Youtube channel hyping up every goddamn fight on the card without any fuckin embedded videos being shoved up your cunt for maximum pleasure hype.
I remember everyone talking about "what it takes to make the UFC mainstream" and it's shocking just how mainstream it's become. I'm not even that old and I can recall the dark days. Having so many fucking cards a year is FUCKING CRAZY! We're fucking spoiled now. Bitching about cards, bitching about FUCKING PPV BUYS! WHAT THE FUCK?
Hrmmmmmm I feel this card only does 200k buys WHO GIVES A FUCK MOTHER FUCKER THIS SHIT IS EXCITING WHAT THE FUCK I'M DRUNK fuckin ass mother fuckers

>>76741389
I used to rent UFC and PRIDE tapes from blockbuster.

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AM I BANNED STILL?

>>76740038

I know blue-orange contrast is ridiculously common, but I've never seen green-orange contrast tried before.

>>76741431
I used to have to watch sherdog highlight reels back when sherdog was the only mma site on the web

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>>76741488
Reminds me of this.

>>76741488
It looks like Jon is rising up out of hell

>>76740038
Why does DC keep getting the worst posters?

>Upside down

>>76740336
When I lived out in the country my elderly neighbor used to mow his lawn at like 5 in the goddamn morning every Sunday

Fucking hick goofballs

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>>76741367
Hopefully he performs well in spite of that, I want to see him succeed

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>>76740796
Been a long time since I had an excuse to post this

>>76741598
kind of a good idea desu. the dew keeps the dust down and the heat isnt nearly as bad as mid-day

>>76740796
For sure you know there are girls sliding through Rockhold's DMs on the regular

>>76741650
W1ldcardbitches sounds like a cool guy

>>76741583

And it looks like Cormier is an alien coming down from space.

>>76741650
so did redban tickle her?

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>>76737311

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>>76741653
Pretty inconsiderate to run a noisy-ass mower when all your neighbors are trying to sleep

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>>76741650
>tfw Mauricio looking down

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>>76741777
thicc

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>>76741767

>>76740534
Kelvin missed by 10 pounds tho

>>76741827
thighs >:3

>>76737656
Yep. Lee's my boy in this fight.

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>>76741874
No
Chiesa's going to choke him out

>>76741650
Lol why do all these idiots think hitting on women on social media will ever work?

hey, guys when does the bellator ppv fight begin? (central european time)?
Oh yeah and fuck this guy who shilled for crypto here. Lost 100 bucks so far...

does johny have some giant growing kidney stone that weights several pounds or what. what the fuck man

>>76741777
chekd

yeah i totally agree but there are a few reasons(though unjustifiable) for mowing at 5 am

>>76741948
If he shaved all of his hair he probably could have made weight

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>>76741827
I don't get the whole stuffed animal thing. What does it mean?

>>76741916
Main card starts at 5 am for you I think. Have those ice packs ready.

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>>76741848

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>>76741973
A 2 lb. beard would be pretty fucking impressive

>>76741980
thanks. 5 am fuck...thats even later than the UFC main cards usually start. And I just basically wanna see main and co main. Think I'll just set up an alarm at about 5:30

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>>76742008

>>76742046
literal monkey

why didn't johny try taking his shorts off?

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Is Frank Shamrock gay? I can't find anything about it, but this picture is kinda suspect.

>>76742071
post your flat chested boy-figured """"girl"""" then famalam.

>fight is fixed from the start
>goober to recieve 100m for losing but his conditions are to go the distance just so he can say "i went the distance with goat of another sport"
>floyd gets his 50-0
>goob gets paid 100 million
>his fans will give him le participation props
>everybody wins

why do i feel like this is a very likely scenario

johny even looked sucked up at the MW weigh ins too. what does this fella walk around at? 200+?

>>76742135
>flat chested boy-figured """"girl""""
this literally describes your translatefu

>>76742097
I think thats his son

>>76742173
His son is 30?

How many bongs and bings until Babbytor chaps

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>>76742165
>literally

my guy, i don't think you know what that word means 100%

>>76742160
I think the only one making 100m+ is Floyd, but ya

>>76742251

Heard it reported from a couple of sources that they're getting 100m each. Guess it could be wrong though

>>76742251

Conor is defs making 100 mil when you factor in sponsorships etc etc

Floyd is probably making double that

>>76742020
Not just his beard, he's a hairy motherfucker

Never watched Bellator internet prelims before, I'm guessing it's probably blacked out in bongland?

>>76742251
Dave Meltzer reported this

>Darren Rovell on the Ryen Rusillo show said that if the fight generates $370 million, that Mayweather’s take would be $220, McGregor would get $110 and the UFC would get between $25 million and $40 million. He claimed UFC has done zilch business this year and is in a world of hurt. With every PPV between 200,000 and 300,000 buys, they are way behind last year, and while they would still be very profitable based on their TV deals, they have a huge annual interest on their debt to service so they are less able to handle a bad swing than they were in 2014

>>76741592
Because he looks like Carl Winslow. They are trying to make him look more bad ass with creative angles here

>>76742300

This is what happens when you spam bullshit like Holm in main events.

>>76742300

Jesus Christ what was WME thinking

>Cage Warriors taking place in a bar

kek

>>76740534
>Kelivn is about to headline his second show in a row
>would had fought a legend on a PPV if he wasn't caught smoking pot
>meanwhile Johny is co-maining against mid ranked guys in locations like Halifax and Oklahoma

Johny has it worse if you ask me

Johny is a nightmare match-up for Jon Jones

>>76741916
4am central european time, 3am bst

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>>76742300
>Mfw wme img pulls the plug on the UFC and sells it back to the fertittas for pennies on the dollar

quick someone post a pic of Jons

>>76742384
Oh for sure Johny is gonna outawkward Stipe, the angles you can get when you are that much shorter are a beast

Will 214 break 500k buys?

CAGE WARRIORS IS LIVE

>>76742327
This. Bellator will eventually overtake them just by being less cucked

Meltzer also wrote this that I thought was interesting, keep in mind this is just opinion

>The problem with Mayweather-McGregor is that if something works in promotion, generally you keep doing it until it doesn’t. Stipe Miocic has obviously seen the money figures so he’s been pushing the idea of facing Anthony Joshua in a boxing match, which would definitely not be a positive for UFC. When the idea becomes that you make a name in UFC, and then cash out by jobbing to boxers, it’s the worst direction possible for the sport to the mainstream audience. The key to this is if a UFC fighter makes a big name for themselves and they can strike, there’s more money in boxing for them to lose than in UFC for them to win. Up to this point, UFC has been able to keep its fighters away from this. Once the door is opened, it means the difference is UFC either has to up its pay for its top fighters to where they can’t make more elsewhere (and if there are a string of one-sided fights, the lure of UFC champion vs. boxing champion will stop drawing–but by that time, the damage to UFC will be significant in the eyes of the general public), or UFC has to find a way to stop it. Contractually they can, but then it becomes an issue over a legal test of their contract exclusivity covering boxing

any links for cage warriors?

>>76742327
>Blaming Holm for the current state of the UFC
Rofl Conor is ironically the one who put them in this position even though he's the biggest earner.

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>Post YFW Bellator takes over MMA

>>76742450
>by being less cucked
what does this even mean?

>>76742439
182 (Jones/DC 1) did 800k
UFC 197 (Jones/OSP) did 322k
UFC 210 (DC/Rumble 2) did 300k

I think it will beat it. Once the hype starts building around the event after UFC 213 is over, I think it will garter a lot of interest. Won't do 800k but year I'd put it in the 600k range.

>>76742467

>>Blaming Holm for the current state of the UFC

I am blaming the UFC for pushing her constantly as a main event over much more exciting fights.

Yes Conor fucked everything but you don't fix it by pushing boring fighters as main events.

Holy fuck that fight was spicy, what a comeback

>>76742486
le WMMA

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>>76740210

>when jon thinks he can get away

>>76740416
DC is my boy is this fight. Powerful, can take a hit, can wrestle, can hit. He does it all very well. USADA Jones is weak and feeble.

>>76742466
taima.tv/r/mma

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>>76742469

super spicy card in CW just now

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPQPum3RD4g

How could Dana have ever guessed where this would lead

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if Heather Hardy can actually fight, I call dibs on new fighftu

>>76742533
Was a great fight

>>76742533
*fight

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>>76742469

>>76740850
for sure since strikeforce my guy

>>76742533
VERY spicy, but the ref saved yeti in the first round

>>76742526
for some reason taima never works for me

found another stream,anyway thanks 100% my man

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>>76742538
They have a series of documentaries about Conor on fight pass, like long embeddeds just for him, that they filmed since his first fight in the UFC. Dana had seen the writing on the wall regarding young Goob

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>>76742469

Anyone got any streams for Bellator?

>>76742549
somebody needs to tweet the original picture to meyers, that shit is hilarious

How many gongs

>>76742603
>>76742633
prelims start in 3.5 hours

>>76742463
>cash out by jobbing to boxers
kek

>>76741902
Chiesa is clumsy and vulnerable. As soon as he faces someone who can execute properly, it's over. Lee might be that person.

>>76742672
Lee is too worried about trying to act like a gangster and working a gimmick, he's going to lose.

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Question to the real fightfans, how do these fights go:

powel vs horcher
guida vs koch
penn vs siver
means vs garcia

>>76742697
BJ Penn hasn't won a fight in nearly 7 years. He's due.

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Who is your favorite UFC woman fighter?

>>76742672
based on what? his only losses are to Masvidal (no shame there) and a Doctor stoppage against Lauzon. Lee will get the RNC treatment just like everyone else

>>76742160
I've been following Mayweather's career for a long time and I've never seen him in any suspicious looking fights. I don't think he's going to start near the end of his career since his drawing power is dependent on maintaining an aura of invincibility.

>>76742549
I already had dibs you clown. She's my milfy fightfu. I hope she wins and fights letourneau next

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>>76742710
CLAIMED

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>>76742710

>>76742708
are you the canadian betting pro, can you share some picks and some proof of your winnings (just to get it going) thx

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>>76742710

>>76742744
Not that guy but I do bet, but not right now because I have an addictive personality.

>>76742300
>>76742463
>Dave Meltzer
stopped reading there

>>76742693
fuck off

>>>/asp/

>>76742463
This is more or less why I thought the fight wouldn't happen. Now there's a precedent for cashing out in boxing where none of their guys can be competitive. The mileage they got out of Couture's fight with an ancient, shot version of James Toney should tell you just how much damage this could potentially do to their brand. They've owned the UFC for all of a year and they're already in desperation mode.

>>76742772
Calm down faggot

Lee has always been a loudmouth, but he's really ramped it up lately trying to act like a hardcore nigger from Detroit. He's quite full of himself for someone who has beaten a bunch of plugs. Now he'll face someone with talent. If he wins then by all means he can keep trying to convince people he's a gangster and sell himself like that. I hope he loses so he'll shut the fuck up.

Bellator isn't finishing at some stupid time is it? 6am?

>>76742729
Agreed. If he was going to throw a fight for just for rematch money it would have been the Pacquiao fight. I doubt Mayweather McGregor is going to do 4.4 million buys like that one did

>>76742639
UK time? that be like 1:30am can't be that late

>>76742716
His last fight,IIRC.

>>76742822
>getting worked
ignore him you idiot

>>76742853
i think he means the televised prelims, the online prelims start at like 11pm i think

Is Fedor going to win lads?

>>76742730
no.

>>76742853
>>76742873
Yeah I got confused, sorry

>>76742825
Yeah...it'll do huge numbers by drawing in casuals and MMA fans, but I'm not convinced that the regular boxing crowd won't elect to save their money for Golovkin-Canelo. I also think that he's eyeing a Canelo rematch so he's got to look good to stay in line for other lucrative fights.