/heem/ - Sage edition

is man hugging eachother an sport

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>>76719983

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*GADOOOSH*

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>>76727055
>I start a new thread before 500

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Could she be champ

>>76727139
Not cool my man, promoting violance against babies isn't part of the deal.

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>>76727145
Looks a tad like pro WMMA fighter, Rachel Ostovich.

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>>76727139
Gonna go get something to eat. Don't miss me while I'm gone ;)

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when showboating goes wrong

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>>76727145
>australian women..

>>76727189
Lanklets, when will they learn?

>>76727198
Did that poor guy have a stroke? Why's he grimacing so hard?

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>>76727055
>that rock in his arm
Sage keeps looking more and more like a DBZ character

>>76727145
banging hips

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>>76727256

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>>76727250
His name is Brendan Schaub. He did not have a stroke, he is just a silly person.

He doesn't take himself very seriously and he is very down to earth.

>>76727413
Really? Because he smiles like he's got some kind of brain damage.

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>>76727413

Is Burlap Sack a good fighter?

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>>76727455
Australia, you are the worst, hopefully I will one day meet you and beat the living shit out of you.

My knuckles are throbbing just thinking about landing that sweet spot on the temple that makes bitchboys like yourself pass out.

>>76727458
He was, but then when UFC got the reebock-deal he wasn't gonna get paid as much so he decided to retire.

>>76727458
At what point did this meme take a white supremacist turn?

>>76727540
Sweden I hope you start training now I'm coming for that ass

>>76727540
shut up you black piece of shit

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GUYS

>>76727632
she needs a good dicking

>>76727575
I've been training throughout my whole life.

I've been fighting since my existance, not only fighting with people, but for my place in this universe.

I've gotten beat up and I've given away some beatings, it's a way of life.

>>76727608
My genes are 100% pure, my ancestry can be traced back to 1400's. I am not a mixed dog like yourself.

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>>76727632

G-GUYS

HOL UP

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If you're bored these are worth a watch, not many people know they exist https://www.youtube.com/user/MuscleMealsDirect/search?query=robert

episode 1 is private for some reason https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYu0DGpf5Y4&feature=youtu.be

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>>76727757
now what if, hypothetically, you were high on cocaine and you were doing Karyn Bryant from behind and she starting to defecate on the shaft of your penis? Would that be cool?

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>>76727810
You watch mandrama.

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I`m no Schaub cunt but I would bet my bottom dollars to donuts that he calls out Roy Nelson on the Bellator preshow tomorrow. Big Country has been meandering around NYC for fight week and showed up at the weigh ins. He`s dropped some weight but still didn`t drop that bear but why have him hanging around, but not his opponent (because he doesn`t have one) but why else hire Schaub to do a half run down of the card on the preshow? Unless they are going to call each other out.

Like I said I'm no S***** supporter but why sig Brendan to a contract for a half hour pre show without the intent to sign him yo fight. You know.

Also flat earth theory is FALSE, but hollow earth theory is TRUE. And BJ Penn hasn't won a fight in nearly 7 years he is DUE

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>>76727828
>there is 1 australian
>what is unique ip count

>>76727055
https://twitter.com/Jolassanda/status/878429642239115265

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>>76727850
You got exposed bro. You let it slip.

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>>76727835
I like the way you think

>>76727853
>working the marks
am i meant to know what that means? sounds gay

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>>76727835
>why sig Brendan to a contract for a half hour pre show
Because he's a great analyst and proven himself to be professional. He is great at hyping fights and talking up fighters to look good.

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>>76727879
do you clean toilets at city hall on weekends too or just weekdays?

>>76727828
nice new proxy you got there, pedo

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>when he says he shitposts on /heem/

>>76727903
I don't clean toilets. I'm not the janitor.
>>76727907
What are you even talking about?

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>>76727853
>1-2 guys who post relevant webms

We did it boys

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>>76727879
for sure

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I heard Schaub was just recently admitted to hospital with complications due to sickle cell disease

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>>76727981
That supposed to be a joke? Prodigy just died that way. Not cool Canada.

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So has anyone here ever trained MMA?

/heem/ is the only respectable place to be in 4chan, the rest is filled with homos that watch anime.

>>76727800
not sure what the cocaine is doing in this scenario. besides making you ignore what just happened.

>>76727682
Pure Muzzie.

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>>76728052
/heem/ loves manga though

How does Jake have 71 inch reach, his arms are so long

>>76727879
Post an example of his great analysis.

>>76728137
Just listen to any of his podcasts that were taped right before an event. Not going to cherrypick something for you.

>>76727835
They signed him because all that Coker knows how to do is hire UFC rejects.

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>>76728137

For sure Anthony Joshua is lucky I'm busy with podcasts my man, he'd never see these jabs coming my guy.

You see, us MMA fighters have a different stance *spreads legs* id be hitting him from angles he never knew existed, 100%

As an artist, homeboy will think he's in geologometry class, wishin he stayed in his lane my man, for sure.

Jabs all night, my guy, id bet 100,000 sneakers on it, easy

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So Colbey fights just like Sage, just worse.

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Yoel Romero wants HOW much??
>I know a guy

>>76728146
The current UFC roster is crawling with fighters that StrikeForce built from the ground up. Bellator's been painted into a corner because the budget is tight but Coker knows what he's doing.

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Alright it's pissing rain out, harder then when Schaub pisses himself after he gets knocked out. Took a shot, smoking a bowl. Name a number of this list.

>>76728187
Women can do everything men do, but worse.

>>76728249
31

>>76728249
40

Watch fedor get destroyed

>>76728256
especially take the D

>>76728216
Coker hasn't made a dime off anything but freak show fights in years, and he's not doing anything new tonight.

>>76728249
how old were you when your dad stopped taking baths with you?

>>76728187
Do you know where I can watch it?

>>76728323
Nice job moving the goalposts. But while there are definitely some old names on the card they've got Larkin lining himself up for a fight with Rory. I'd say that poaching top fighters from the UFC is a pretty new step in the right direction.

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>>76728198
When the British pussy realizes that the fight with GSP will not be given to her, then yoel will deal with him. But there is still a fight with Wittaker for the time zone. I am confident in the Cuban cruiser 100% to win.
Destroys, witters the witcher as a bag with shit. Like a rag. Like a doll.

>>76727909
>wearing BLACKED glasses and being blonde

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>>76728420
>blacked glasses

they're living rent free in ur head bro. defriend me on myspace right now

>>76728402
the finish
https://twitter.com/Jolassanda/status/878429642239115265

>>76728780
pretty sad stoppage

>>76728249
29

>>76728780
That might be the softest stoppage I've ever seen

https://youtu.be/u-D-ldWtB_s
Ufc doesn't delete their videos just unlists them

>>76728780
>https://twitter.com/Jolassanda/status/878429642239115265
it's like Max vs Jose all over again

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well i am about to watch fight #40 henderson vs fedor so i don't know who won but look at this poll

>>76729085
Did Sage lose the fight? I can't tell the difference between those white girls.

Damn white people, you need to all stop looking the same! lmfao!

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>>76729120
>i don't know who won
hello casual

>>76729120
>Will Fighter X retire?
Always vote no. Always.

>>76729120
Yes

There's no way fedor keeps going off he gets heemed

>>76728274
>>76728311
>>76728810
>31, 40, 29

VERY spicy, including a couple to get me hyped for Bellator. Good shit.

kek

Kek

Kekator

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I'm confused, when is bellator

>>76729388
Saturday night

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>>>76703696 →
Sonnen
The Last Emperor F
Larkin
Chandler
Pico
Davis

>>76706136

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>>76706136 →
Silva
Emelianenko
Larkin
Chandler
Pico
Davis

>>76727725
MOAR

>>76729331
lol

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>>76729542
>Tfw me and Canada always get along

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ksqORh0XlA

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>>76729510
>be miyuu
>multiple time wrestling world champion
>dad was an olympic wrestler
>sister is also a multiple time wrestling world champion and got a bronze medal at ADCC after having a baby with barely any submission grappling experience
>brother is MMA veteran
>ex-husband is a BJJ black belt and MMA vet
>NO SUB DEFENSE
how

>>76729646
that random nobody was too quick for conor

>>76729656
8/10 would bang

>>76729656
gilf

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>>76727055
>>76727055

>>76727422
what was he saying?

>>76729726
How did ya like that one huh? Well there's more coming schmuck

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First for my girl
>weigh-ins day

>>76727422
get in my guard pussy

>>76729656
kek

She did get caught by Nguyen, but she was whooping Rena until she got caught and dove into a bad position to get away from strikes.

>>76729747
looks like a meth head, senpai. you can catch 2 of them in an episode of COPS

>>76729747
UH VAI MORRER

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>>76729526

UFC + Bellator this weekend and LFA was pretty good.

It's a good distraction.

>>76729715
What's going on here?

>>76727422
is mickey gall retired or fucking what

>>76729799
hawt

>>76727422
will Sage ever win?
will Mickey ever lose?

>>76729799
wood

>>76727725
trying this hard
she's as bad as Paige

>>76729934
shut up pussy

>>76729861
taking PED'S fucks up your heart. badly.

>>76729950
if you just disagreed, you wouldn't have said anything, but you responded because you were thinking the same thing.

>>76729966
go jerk your dad, weirdo

>>76729954
yeah but look at guys like arnold or stallone or vince mcmahon or hulk hogan or whoever. They're in their 60's/70's, still roiding, and are healthy

i feel like having good cardiac muscle genetics is way more important than PED use.

did colby win?

>>76729986
I don't have a dad, so me and my uncles share yours

>>76729656
cup noodle

Anyone else find it weird that heem is attracted to malnourished boy-bodied/flat chested """"women?""""

>>76730006
Nope, got TKO'd.

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>>76728780
>>76730006

>>76730033
>>76730047
>that stoppage
what the fuck

>>76730127
She wasn't doing anything to defend herself. They were both debuting fighters, no real need to wait and see if she figures out how to sweep.

>>76730198
the first couple of shots wouldnt hurt a baby then he stops it when she starts moving. horrible

>>76730198
>>76730306
She was robbed like Aldo, stupid refs don't recognize the revolutionary turtle guard

reminder to never train in gook martial arts

>>76727909
>>76729799

would

>>76727198

She's German, Sven.

>>76730596
sure bigby

>>76730598
Fuck off Angus.

>>76730596
Australia, you need to respect the people that can end your existance in the matter of seconds.

You need to show respect to me and my fellow country men!

>>76728051

I train Muay Thai and have a few organised fights under my belt, plus I'm starting to learn BJJ - never actually practiced "MMA" before though, so I don't think it counts.

>>76730598

Look, I'm not mad at it, but for sure stay in your lane son. You think genetics honey-dicked those hips onto her body? That's 100% false - fuck all that noise son. Look, I'm balls deep into genetic recombination, and I know FOR A FACT that Australia doesn't produce dime pieces like that.

Now that the dust has settled, were women's divisions a mistake?

>>76730773
they are fine, pull in money from new fans and the odd actual fighter mentality fighter makes it worth it

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>>76730598

>Sure she's German

>>76730773
flw is the real mistake, i dont mind wmma

>>76728051
I do boxing and jiu jitsu. Did a little tae kwon do when i was a kid.

>>76730804
Thats trash right there.

And you are trash for having knowledge of these degenerates.

Sincerely, SweBro.

Is break dancing a good base for mma?

>>76730866

And yet, Sven, I'm sure you can list dozens of your favourite hentai artists :^)

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>>76730804
russia rape genes stronk

>>76730930
break dancing is pretty much taekwondo forms so its a slightly better base than synchronized swimming.

>>76730968
>literal nazis trying to have moral high ground
lmao

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You admit that Matt Mithrion will sell the fight, so that the cockerer takes Fedor out of his belt in a heavy-handed devision?

>>76731023
Not sure what you mean, please repeat?

>>76731023
lets try that in English

>>76731051
>>76731049
I apologize for my English, I'm writing through Google transliter.
I mean, can a mettron mitrion intentionally lose the fight to Fedor Emlyanenko, make a work, as you say, that the cocker brought fyodor after defeating the Mithryon for the championship battle for the belt in a heavy devision.
Interested in your opinion.

>>76731021
the moral of the story is that there are no good guys, people will just use their personal biases to pick out the good side

>>76731113
Yes Meat Mattrion can do a defeat to Fedor Emilianenko because Cocker Spaniel do a work. I hope this give answer to you question.

>>76731113
yes

>>76731113
I think the chances of a scripted fight just so Fedor can become Champion are pretty slim. Something like that can just ruin the integrity of Bellator forever, and it's in their interests to actually compete with the UFC. Heavyweight isn't really a stacked division either. It might be within their interests to have Fedor do well, but at his age, I'm not sure they expect him to take the belt.

Fixed fights don't generally happen too often at the top level, that stuff leaks eventually or looks bad in motion.

>>76731138
Don't be a dick

>>76731113
doubt. Fedor likely wont stay at Bellator for long anyway.

>>76731175
>Don't be a dick

he is clearly memeing. If he didn't speak English then he why would he be on 4chan and come to /heem/ of all places. also the changing spelling of Mitrione are a giveaway.

>>76731175
>fedor, legit fight, since affliction
>bellator
>integrity
>compete
>bellator's HW belt

delusions

when's tor?

>>76731138
asshole

>>76731138
>>76731166
>>76731175
>>76731195
Thanks for the answers, friends. I'm glad that you answered. As I understand, the 4chan is extremely reluctant to answer questions with Russian flags. Well, or it's only in some specific sections/boards, maybe. In any case, thank you very much.
The more pleasant it was to get the answers from you.

>>76731354
>4chan is extremely reluctant to answer questions with Russian flags
becuz youre all a bunch of braindead commie drunks

>>76730930
Unironically top-tier.

>>76727055
>Upcoming events:
>June 23: LFA 14 - Colbey Northcutt vs. Courtney King
>July 25: UFC 214 - Sage Northcutt vs. John Makdessi

How could Bellator have been left off?

>>76731438
A Bellator pay-per-view no less.

>>76731225
I've been on a Russian Chan before to see their /int/ and looked at some other boards. Iirc /int/ was English, they had "Easter?" threads which made me chuckle

>>76731354
It's cool lad. It's only some boards like you say, most of them don't even have flags anyway.
I hope Fedor wins, but at the same time he's getting up there in age, and Maldonado gave him a tough time

>>76731438
we got ufc shills posting in heem dude

>>76731438
colby wasn't headliner

LFA had a bunch of spicy prospects

>>76729799
my new favorite girl

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>>76731456
I understand, thanks for the clarification. Peace to all.

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>>76727909
She's no Miesha.

>>76731438
>>76731453
Bellator is old-man-bum-fights.

>>76731505
Boec TV is the comfiest stream desu

reminder that this is the same guy who thinks we should move to /asp/
>>76731510

>>76731517
I agree.

All these people wasting money on Floyd by decision

No way Conor lasts twelve rounds

>>76731528
No, just Schaubposting.

>>76731658
No shit, Conor's going to heem that old man in the second.

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>>76731688
shut up everyone knows already that youre a mandrama loser

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>>76731438
>>76731457
bellator = wsof = wgaf

>>76731735
Only pussies do leg extensions.

Real men work heavy compounds only!

>>76731354
Nah, in /heem/ we are all the same, but you have to speak at least decent english.

>>76731735
And everyone knows you're the spammer.

>>76731783
Have you been sitting here for a long time? And are you sitting on meilach?

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>>76731786
must be why an australian flag has been spamming perro caca threads all over this board, you even posted that in heem

really made me think

>>76731708
Conors getting saved by the ref

>>76731808
I've been in /heem/ for about a year, browsing 4chan for few years at least.
>meilach
Is this some new russian board? No, I haven't been on russian boards for a long time.

>>76731864
Why then do you have a Russian flag in the message? Proxy?
meilach - 2ch.ru

>>76731898
Since I'm Russian, duh.

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Post your face when McGoober actually KO's Mayweather

Post your face when Mayweather is 49-1

>>76731124
just because they thought (or are trying to rationalise ways in which) they were the good guys doesn't mean they weren't actually the bad guys

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>>76731927

>>76731913
Oh, I understood. It's just that I misunderstood you. Just 2ch the sale of the mailgroup to the called Mailach.

>>76731927
Just going to pretend I believed all along lmao

>>76727909
>>76728420
kek

>>76730596
she is actually american who is currently living in germany

holy shit Aaron ''Boku No'' Pico actually trains at 10th planet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bARam5fb3kI

bet the house

>>76727835
This meme should die now. Schaub is still under UFC contract. He can't fight anywhere else.

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>this guy tells you to stop talkinh about his mom

what do?

>>76730773
They have no place in the UFC.

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>>76732385
Tap him out.

>>76732429
whats this guys heritage

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15 YEARS AGO TODAY
https://youtu.be/FtZcy2ay1ac

So if Fedora loses to a fat NFL dropout who lost to Travis fucking Browne, would people finally agree that he's not that great?

>inb4 he's past his prime
He's not fighting a top caliber athlete tonight.

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Find a flaw.

https://twitter.com/SixGunGibson/status/877286138750410753

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>>76732467
>my boy Curtis Blaydes unranked

>>76730804
Anyone got her nudes?

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>>76727725
why the fuck did she wear a bathing suit to the weigh in ?

>>76732445
ask yo momma

>>76731510
>bum-fights

nostalgia'd

It's pretty ridiculous that TUF fights are considered exhibition just because they are 2 rounds.. Especially when you consider Schaub finished all 3 of his opponents on the show.

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>>76732501
They should fight in one piece swimsuits to be honest with you family

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>>76732467
>kebab above Tony

is this pastry eating competition ?

Fedor, Chael and Wanderlei Silva are all unironically fighting today

>>76732679
whew duder thanks for the information none of us knew

>>76732695
You're welcome

>>76732695
>being this casual
I think everyone knew it already you idiot.

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>>76732719

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>>76732679
future GOAT too

>>76732744
He will lose

>>76732758
bookmarked :)

>>76732738
What else ya got chin?

>>76732758
>sweden
why, becuz he cant box?

>>76732775
>he cant box?

Boxing:

2008 Desert Showdown Champ – Indio, CA
2008 California State PAL Champ – Oxnard, CA
2008 National PAL Champ – Tournament Outstanding Boxer Award– Oxnard, CA
2009 Desert Showdown Champ – Indio, CA
2009 National Junior Golden Gloves Championship Champ – Mesquite, NV Tournament Outstanding Boxer Award

>>76732782
That was my point, the swede is a casual who thinks only boxing matters in mma yet he didnt know pico can bang aswell

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>>76732809
>>76732782

>>76732820
Looks like a stroke victim.

>>76732782
>After only six months of training in boxing, Schaub won a Golden Gloves title.

>>76732848
Senior-level freestyle wrestling:

2016 U.S. Olympic Trials Senior Men Freestyle 65 kg 2nd place
2016 Alexander Medved International Senior Men Freestyle 65 kg Bronze Medal
2015 Bill Farrell Memorial International Senior Men Freestyle 65 kg Champion
2015 Cerro Pelado Int'l Senior Men Freestyle 65 kg Champion – Havana, Cuba[10]
2014 Henri Deglane Challenge Senior Men Freestyle 65 kg Champion – Nice, France[11]
2014 Soslan Andiyev Senior Men Freestyle 70 kg Bronze Medal – North Ossetia – Alania, Russia[12]
2014 Grand Prix of Spain Senior Men Freestyle 65 kg Silver Medal – Madrid, Spain[13]

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>>76732848
100% a beast my man

>>76732866
>Before long, Schaub became a Colorado Golden Gloves boxing champ and was later awarded his purple belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.

>>76732881
I'm sure you can spot the difference, then.

>>76732848
At what level? State alone is nothing.

>>76732894
>In December 2016, Brendan Schaub launched his own solo podcast, titled Big Brown Breakdown. The podcast quickly climbed the global charts, reaching top position overall, and in the Sports category on iTunes by March, 2017.[

>>76732904
Trainwreck-esque in his ability to leverage ignorance into views, Joe.

>>76732917
>The series (The Fighter and the Kid 3D) was ranked the #1 Comedy TV show on iTunes when it debuted in May 2016; surpassing the likes of Inside Amy Schumer, Key And Peele, and Tosh.0 on the charts. The Fighter and the Kid 3D also ranked #3 most downloaded TV show overall on the iTunes charts, topping hit series such as Game of Thrones and Keeping up with the Kardashians.

>tfw you had to unfollow b schaub cause he unironically insists maygregor isn't a joke

>>76732940
Yes, as I said: Trainwreck-esque in his ability to leverage ignorance into views, Joe.

>>76732940
>>76732904
>>76732881
Wow, this is all very thorough. Some serious Schaub fans out there.

>>76732955
>>76732957
>Schaub performed the first live version of the Big Brown Breakdown podcast to a sold out crowd March 2, 2017 at the Ice House Comedy Club in Pasadena, CA.

>>76732970
Yes, as I said: Trainwreck-esque in his ability to leverage ignorance into views, Joe.

>>76732996
You keep posting this like it means anything or is in anyway clever. You're a broken record. Absolute shambles.

>The Fighter and the Kid collaborated with Brooklyn-based shoe manufacturer, Greats Brand to release their own custom sneaker, debuting March 23, 2017.

>>76732996
how is his mma knowledge? as a boxing head I can tell you he knows fuck all about box

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>>76733035
Then why did showtime call him in as a guest analyst for Mayweather vs Mcgregor? Why has he gotten commentary gigs on mainstream boxing matches?

>>76733075
Being media person helps.

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https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/878346478795796480

What do you think Heem?

>>76733097
Being a combat sports genius helps a lot more I bet.

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Why did DC do this?

>>76733019
>You keep posting this like it means anything or is in anyway clever.
People listen to Brendan Schaub to see what moronic shit will come out of his mouth.

Why do you think Jersey Shore was so popular? Because people loved hatewatching it.

>>76733035
He's not often as stupidly wrong as he is about McMayweather. The beauty of MMA (for the purposes of this discussion) is that everything except grappling is incredibly easy to understand because everyone's a jack of all trades.

>>76733075
Do you even have an iota of proofs?

>>76733102
Looks like a dude.

>>76733075
cause he's popular and either
1/ willing to lie to people about the competitiveness of the fight for a paycheck
2/ genuinely dumb enough to think it's competitive

either way, it's a bad look for him

>>76733102
DEATH BY SNU SNU

>>76733115
He's 7 years old,trapped in a grown man's body

>>76733115
doesn't wanna be body shamed

>>76727321
If Sage would go into the cage and flip over his opponent when they try to do a headkick he'll forever be the GOAT

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>>76733115
Hiding that big ol' fat belly from the cameras

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my fucking sides

>>76727404
Imagine if they reproduced.

>>76733136
>>76733137
https://twitter.com/BrendanSchaub/status/878096231980867584

H8rs in shambles

>>76733243
This is going to be a fucking trainwreck. I hope Mauro puts him in the ground.

Incidentally, how does it feel to watch your idol prostitute his integrity?

>>76733243
i never said he wouldn't shill for it? i only doubt whether he believes what he's saying

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>>76733276
>>76733257
Shambles

>>76733230
I'd want to watch that go down

how many bings and bongs till bellator tomorrow?

>>76733310
why do you care its not like you watch mma you mandrama loser

>>76733310
12 or 13

>>76733301
Like I said, what's it like to watch your idol lie through his fucking teeth for the chance to make some money?

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>>76733322
did someone say drama show?

>>76733204
Sage will make anime real.

>>76733327
Oh for sure he is just offering 100k bets and just bluffing. How does it feel to experience such cognitive dissonance?

>>76733345
>Oh for sure he is just offering 100k bets and just bluffing.

Correct. He expected Kellerman to ignore him completely, as Max has, you know, done.

>>76733322
wrong australian, you dickbag
>>76733323
cheers.

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>>76733366
Except Max didn't ignore him. Might want to check the record bud. You're in absolute shambles. I can't even pretend to take you seriously anymore.

>>76733345
wake me up when he actually makes a bet rather than talking shit so he gets promo gigs

mum bought me some everlast shorts

they're see through and autistic looking shant be wearing them

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>>76733368
>there is more than one aussie in heem
WRONG

cant fool me by posting through multiple devices, thats how you spam too

>>76733403
tremendous gif

>>76733391
holy shit how old are you that your mom still buys you clothes

holy shit didnt know I was talking to NEET zilch losers on here

>>76733431
She saw them and thought they would suit me, it's not like I send her to buy me stuff she just tries to be nice and always messes it up

>>76733378
Looks like a stroke victim.

>>76733225
I bet he was payed to say this and the money will be supplied by the promoters. All MMA guys in general will have been instructed to play up Conor's chances because it will sell the fight. They'll all get a cut.

>>76733464
>always messes it up
holy shit be thankful that she bought you something I bet youre the same zilch who hates his dad because he thought floyd would destroy conor

>>76732679
why aren't these in the OP

>>76733391
Doesn't matter what type of shorts they're if you're only training in them

>>76733480
This was meant for
>>76733301

>>76733485
I was obviously joking you cuck, has Netherlands ever posted something non retarded?

how many hours until bellator 180 begins on spike?

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>>76733543
5 hours

Wow, it's not even a meme. H8rs are literally unable to accept Schaub's success. I almost feel bad for them.

>>76733555
mentally ill

>>76733102
muh dicc

>>76733115
the succ is happenin, cant wait

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>>76733555
Does it suprise you that every h8r is a lowlife loser?

Schaub bless my man

>>76733573
I know they are, I almost feel bad for them.
>>76733543
Online prelims start in 9 bongs, 180 on spike starts in 11 bongs, ppv starts in 13

>>76733485
>who hates his dad because he thought floyd would destroy conor
I hate my dad because he's a childish cunt who treats my mum like shit, has nothing to do with his opinion of the fight. Dork.

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Why all the buzz about Holly Holms lately?Its Correia whom she beat and she has only one pic for fapping.Masked

>>76733378
Just went through all of Max's tweets through to the 7th. Where, exactly, did Max reply to Schaub's offer to gift Max six figures?

>>76733596
Looks like a stroke victim.

>>76733633
>>76733653
Absolute shambles.

He did on television and he said "a-a-anything can happen in the ring" and declined.

What time does Lelator start?

>>76733670
how much have you bet on mcgregor, bro? would appreciate some proof as well

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>>76733680
See>>76733601

>>76733612
do i go on /pol/ too much or does this guy just have an eternal cuck face?

>>76733707

ty lid

>>76733670
>no link
>no slip

Why do you lack faith in Schaub? Bet on it to go to decision. Bet *hard*. Schaub is all-knowing, right? Post proof of your devotion.

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>>76733698
I'm not betting on it.

>>76733670
he didnt, i watch first take everyday after work.

>>76733734
ahahahaha

>>76733722
>replying to my posts twice
Absolute shambles. Take a lap and cool off.