/GranateGeneral/

>>76722276
KEMME!

>>76722290
tom stark pls go

>>76722276
Is this Uli or Kalle in the picture?

>>76722306
that is true

>>76722303
not tom again

hello is this /Granate/

>>76722324
uli the granatenmann himself

>>76722405
yes. Looking proudly back on at least 4 weeks of tradition.

>>76722373
love is better
t. christopher nolan

>>76722428
Why don't we simply call us 1899 /Granate/ and make up an ocer hundret years tradition instead?

>>76722497
no we are the rb leipzig of /sp/

>>76722410
Thanks. I should rename my file then.

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Plattenhardt is a good defender. Maybe Bayern will force a move.

>>76722497
interesting idea

>>76722592
We'll he is a somewhat interesting player, but I doubt that he's "byuern material".

>>76722497
So who's going to be the Dietmar Hopp of /granate/?

>>76722645
me

>>76722676
okay

>>76722645
some autistic trip

>>76722373
yes

>>76722763
no

>turns out Carrasco is unironically the granate

>>76723363
better than de bruyne la
atletico is a top 5 club in the world la

>>76723363

Naw, he has a 100m exit clause.

>>76723785
I'm pretty sure our grenade specialist will figure out a way

n-no bully
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1X3VSleLTvl

Good night

>>76723905
are you having a stroke?

>>76723905
>2. You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.

>>76723905
qt

how old is your sister?

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>>76723905

I think it's schlafi time

Rummenigge

>>76724321
night

>>76724417
good night

Gute Nacht miteinander! ...und lasst euch nicht vom Finanzamt erwischen.

>>76724479
Gute Nacht Uli

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>>76724479
schenk mir ein foto von dir

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>>76724645

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Is he /granate/ material?

>>76724711
he'll be the american götze

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>>76724711
he is ubergranate

>>76724711
maybe in 4-5 years time

>>76724796
is he a nazi?

>>76724835
no

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>>76724759
He'll win the WC?

>>76724796
looks like he sneezed while doing the hitlergruss desu

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>>76725441
no, that is the dance called the dab

>>76725480
but instead of the left arm christian pullerkrank has his right arm raised like you do at the famous hitlergruss

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>76725813
yes goodnight

>>76725951
don't wake him up!

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ok gute nacht

Thomas tuchel should write for spielverlagerung this season

What does Granate mean

>>76726855
grenade
german version of galactico
however
bayern won't pay for anyone expensive hence the meme

>Dortmund about to sign Roma's Leadro Paredes

Could this possibly be the promissed Granate?

göööööd mooooorninnngggg btw

>>76729074
should have bought sandro ramirez
also good morning

>>76729130
Bigger chances of actually signing Paredes since Roma doesn't want him to go to jewve and is willing tomsell him to another club because they fear he could try to forcemamjewve move.

Why are you not asleep?

Godmorgen

who else are clubs about to sign

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18 year-old forward Nelson Mandela has signed his first professional contract with Eintracht Frankfurt.

hello

>>76729685
shaqiri to rome

>>76729880
good for him

>>76729904
hey

>>76729287
morggg

so USA is a girl?

>>76729924
>hallo und guten morgen!

does this sound like a girl?

>>76729955
i dont know

>>76729996
it does

burke jenin

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carrot: granate
waitress: uli hoeneß
boss: anon

>>76729924
Cancer has no gender, only foreign flags

>>76730404
>carrot

kek

But I think thismway it's more fitting:

carrot: Granate
waitress: Uli
customer: customer

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>Anime Harit

>a fucking Barca reject is Bayern's granate
How the mighty have fallen.

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>tfw up since six ante meridiem
>only just 0pm
>have like 11 hours of saturday ahead of me
>can watch decisive football i somehow enjoy with you in seven hours time
on another note: im looking for places to visit right now

>>76731679
Youre talking about micron spasti

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lel

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>Mauritius

>>76731773
Of course.

>>76731769
Pro tip: visit places where there are no people.

>>76731813
>Pro tip: visit places where there are no people.
okay, but i wont travel to australia for two weeks

>>76731769
Lisbon
Gent/Antwerp/Leuven/Brugge
Bornholm
Ljubljana

>>76731827
Try to find a place like >>76731769 near your location. Doesn't have to be necessary that that landscape but the same density of people.

If sou live in Brandenburg this shouldn't be that difficult.

>>76731860
>tfw not a city fan
anon need beach

>>76731876
>the same density of people
sooooo, 0%?

>>76731860
Second the flemish cities, students are just getting done with their exams so there isba great atmosphere

>>76731860
All full of people. Fuck off, retardmark.

>>76731888
Yes. Checked!

>>76731892
We hate people. Great athmosphere is when there are no people around. City traveling faggots and sightseers can fuck off.

>>76731925
Then there is notting to see in flanders for you, only not so heavily populated region is near the sea where i live and its just endless meadows (polders)

>>76731918
Really bad. If Macro bends over, Mutti gets her way and people will conrinue voting for her.

Right now, Mutti sucks his dick because she doesn't want him to talk about his european social welfare systems plans because Ze Germans couod tell EU cuks to fuck off in the next election.

>not wanting Mutti to win

found the AfDummi

>>76724711

Hes more of a /WMD/.

Germany needs more refugees

G*rmany is the usa of europe.

Jesus belgium would be really fucked if the muslims rose up.

>brussels in middle of country
>randstad(rotterdam etc) to the north
>nordrhein westpahlia turks to the east
> nord pas de calais,lille to south
>a channel and an island filled with van driving pakis to the west

JUST

>>76732181
nice confirmation bias

>>76732181
>>76732267

>>>/pol/

>>76732361
Smh

In the long term you will be happy you have men like hc and norbert striving for justice for austrians

>>76732381

Yeah, which can be discussed at >>>/pol/

This is about /sp/orts mate. In dont want to be constantly reminded how Europe is circling the drain.

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for the first in forever i am enjoying looking for places to travel to. currently hooked up to seychelles after watching a 27 minutes long video

we only need to win 3:0 today and then we will match the spaniards record. i think we can do this lads

>>76732406
Yeah you right, ill leave it yeah

So Bayern can spend 100 million euros on players net and still make no loss. On top of that they have savings worth around 600 million euros. So my question is what does Bayern want to make with all that money if they don't want to spend it on new players?

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>>76732508
invest in cryptocurrencies

>>76732508
invest in tax and toll free rolex watches

>>76732508
Invest in mont blanc pens

>>76732508

>hello im stupid xD

the 1. FCB invests much into sports development and you should be ashamed for not knowing this public fact. they just built a talent center in München to compete with RB's infrastructure and we also build several centers in china. if you didn't notice it's mainly thanks to FCB that we have this cooperation with china who in turn bring millions into the bundesliga.

>>76732508

Memes aside, Bayern can and never will get in financial trouble, because all that money is put in an account and saved up. Its a great business plan and they will never ever get "HSV"d.

The problem is that the fans think that Bayern should compete for the CL every year, despite the "golden generation" being almost over. For that they would have to seriously raid the "festgeldkonto", which would go against everything Bayern stands for.

>>76732600

China is 50:50 BVB and Bayern.

>>76732609

nah, they mostly do business in japan and they have no concrete business in china outside of playing there once a year for marketing.

>>76732600
They are not spending that much on development though. They have 600 million sitting around in their festgeldkontos and every year that pile is growing, while Rolexkalle calls it absurd how much money is in football these days.

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Is this the player that saves >Schalke?

>>76722592
Carrasco is fucking overrated anyways, James and Alexis would be great though

>>76732683
too expensive, Festgeldkontos must grow every year 50 million or Uli gets pissed.

>>76732666
What the fuck is this shit? Did Emre Mor's mum get blacked?

>>76732620

There are BVB schools in China m8.

>>76732683

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7oOc7rW3Mw

>>76732508
Not ruin their wage bill is one thing.

>>76732420
travel to Rügen

t. Ossi

>>76732718
TIL football is about having the most savings and not winning the most titles.

>>76732729
It's about not going bankrupt as well.
Buying Sanchez means you have to pay the transfer fee, his 25m/year and THEN be forced to increase other players' wages similarly.
Absolutely horrendous decision for a player that doesn't even help the team that much.

>>76732725
>Rügen

just buy some sternburg and go to some baggersee

>>76732755
>t. Wessi

>>76732743
>going bankrupt with operating income over 100 million every year and 600 millions savings and 0 debt
>laughingwhores.jpg

>>76732773
>this guy
I don't even know where to start.

>>76732768
>sternburg
>wessi

what

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>>76732683
Good luck with Gnabry then la'

>>76732788
Being afraid of going bankrupt with these kind of numbers is like being afraid of dying in a car crash in a 30 zone.

>>76732743
The guy is also signing his last contract, so the transfer fee will be 90% Abschreibung. If you buy a 20-something player for 50m it's more of an asset because you might resell him for more.

'Bobby Woodu kun extended his contract until 2021.

>>76732808
If Alexis was 3 years younger he would cost 100 million plus in todays market. So that isnt really an argument. The question is do you want to spend money on players with low risk or with high risk. Low risk is players like Sanchez who are expensive but you know what you get. High risk are players like Coman Tolisso Sanches who are moderately expensive and could be shit in 2 years.

>>76732810

And is the highest earner at HSV.

>>76732856
Yes, some sources report that he's going to earn ~3mil€ per year now and according to Sportbild he doesn't have a buy out clause anymore.

>>76732829
Hätte hätte Fahrradkette. Vor 3 Jahren hat ihn Barca verscherbelt wie Real Robben damals.

>>76732856
>>76732913
>Holtby gets 4.1
>Lasogga gets 5
bad agent

>>76733117
They do?! No wonder that a relegation would get them into bankruptcy.

>>76733117
I rate Holtby over snake in my boot

Lasogga tho, wtf is he doing with 5m?

More like what's his mother doing with 5m?

>>76733051
>being this baurig

it is now time to eat the nudelpfanne

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>janig garasgo

hallo und guten morgen!

>>76733672
ello

Götze was the granate all along. Now that he's fit again Bayern will take him back and he'll be better than 10 Neymars.

films i will never grow tired of: american psycho

>>76733570
>>76733613
>>76733699
>>76733906
not your blog, piss off

there's some piss in my pants :/

>>76733964
I'm sorry for you that theres still no granate Uli but please stay polite ok?

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>schalke

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>>76733996
chawston kirchgasse

i feel like it is time for a movie

anlieger oriente

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>>76733051
>wie Real Robben damals

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could this be him? what is uli hiding from us?

>>76734698
its funny because uli and the granate meme!

good work anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLX4NYrW1bI

>>76734833
yes rummelsnuff is based

>>76734871
if ur a faget yes LOL

>>76734833
so we're just posting unrelated videos now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbR-Xjl_Xew

Taм, гдe тeчёт peкa.1992.BDRip.1080p by msltel.mkv

where are denmark, united kingdom and kyouko?

>>76734942
>>76733964

I assume this is your first day in /GRANATE/ right?

>>76735079
5 years of shitposting and counting
[spöiler]pls halp![/spöiler]

>>76735070
I still wonder where UKemme is. Haven't seen him for a while now.

can I become top poster in /Grenate/ without speaking a lick of German?

stay tuned

>>76735262
almost forgot about >him. Not having webm-brit around is a big loss too. :_:
Maybe they where the same person

*20:45 Italy U21 - Germany U21

>>76735349
They are not the dame person.

>>76734871
Based is not a word I'd use lol

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>>76735417
how would you know?

>>76735463
Maybe I am one of them but not the other?

Time for some lower body stretches

God I hope Russia beat Mexico

>>76735481
are you me?

>>76735479
Things that oppose this theory: both, british kemme posting and webm posting, have stopped but you're still here.
Explain this contradiction!

>>76735481
>Der langjährige Bundesligaprofi Ivica Olic beendet nach dem Zweitliga-Abstieg mit dem TSV 1860 München seine aktive Karriere. „Ich bin bereit, meine Fußballschuhe an den berühmten Nagel zu hängen. Ich denke, dass ich mit ruhigem Gewissen aufhören kann“, sagte der 37-jährige Kroate in einem Interview der „Bild“-Zeitung.

>>76735625
No idea why replied to 76735481

>>76735608
do you have a big dragon dildo in your boipussi right now?

>>76735649
no im a cute grill

>>76735694
im too grill (male)

G Ö T Z E

Ö

T

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wow, ard doing a simultaneous broadcasting

calle 1400

NO ERA PENAL

>>76734032
HSV now sponsors schalke?

TOR IN SINSHEIM

ELFMETER IN ISMANING

TOR (E.) IN ISMANING

TOR IN STALINGRAD TOR IN STALINGRAD TOR IN STALINGRAD TOR IN STALINGRAD TOR IN STALINGRAD TOR IN STALINGRAD TOR IN STALINGRAD TOR IN STALINGRAD TOR IN STALINGRAD TOR IN STALINGRAD TOR IN STALINGRAD TOR IN STALINGRAD TOR IN STALINGRAD TOR IN STALINGRAD TOR IN STALINGRAD TOR IN STALINGRAD TOR IN STALINGRAD TOR IN STALINGRAD TOR IN STALINGRAD TOR IN STALINGRAD TOR IN STALINGRAD TOR IN STALINGRAD TOR IN STALINGRAD TOR IN STALINGRAD TOR IN STALINGRAD TOR IN STALINGRAD TOR IN STALINGRAD TOR IN STALINGRAD TOR IN STALINGRAD TOR IN STALINGRAD TOR IN STALINGRAD TOR IN STALINGRAD TOR IN STALINGRAD TOR IN STALINGRAD TOR IN STALINGRAD TOR IN STALINGRAD TOR IN STALINGRAD TOR IN STALINGRAD TOR IN STALINGRAD TOR IN STALINGRAD TOR IN STALINGRAD TOR IN STALINGRAD TOR IN STALINGRAD TOR IN STALINGRAD TOR IN STALINGRAD TOR IN STALINGRAD TOR IN STALINGRAD TOR IN STALINGRAD TOR IN STALINGRAD TOR IN STALINGRAD TOR IN STALINGRAD TOR IN STALINGRAD

the fuck are you talking about?

probably the memecup

ugh

has it ever happened that shooting the ball back to the opponents keeper after a foul resulted in an accidental goal?

>>76737030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4yML7tI1qo

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>tfw can never get above the 13€ required to have the pizza guy deliver food to me

>>76737246
heh thanks. what I was looking for

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>>76737342

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>>76737323
just do it like Dr Med R. Winkler and order 3 pizzas

le cartoon dog is a buyernfag

why is mexico so shit?

>>76737550
>(You)

hahahahahah what was that

>>76737577
>leading 2:1 against russia, number 63 on the fifa rankings, makes you a good team

Ese go back to your mamacita

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time for drugs
goodbye /bundnate/

>>76737722
I hope you die from them

>>76737755
rude

>>76737755
rude

>>76737722
>Drugs n drug maymays 'R' le funney
>t. manchild

tfw no gf that lets me play with her balls

it would be epic if we won confed, u21 and world cup

>>76738599
bertty ebin

2020 with jessy in Tokyo is going to be ebin. Imagine these japs facing jessy for the first time. kek

who is jessy

>>76739160
the girl norman falls in love with in the film i watch right now

DOITSU NO FUTBOL WA SEKAI ICHI !!!!!!!!!

>>76739152
yea but it won't be on free tv lmao

robert redford is 81 and still produces films

calle singel

you are over 30 and still post here

>>76739758
DELET THIS

>>76739758

im not over 30

there was some quality father sons time spent in a river runs through it

sneek calle

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Rebekka Haase reminds me of a pornstar. I can remember which one though.

>>76739895
>tfw nofap for a week now

feels good

>>76739895
yer mum

12.Feet.Deep.2016.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264_rus_BadBajo.mkv

london calle

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>when Uli tells you to buy fruit

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>>76740112

How does one define "Granate"?

An especially explosive player

>>76739758
I'm 22 but started browsing when I was literally 12

made a shitty u21 match thread cmon lederboys

>>76740569
>>76740569
>>76740569

no thanks

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>match threads

>>76740591

there is one already

>>76740731
fug :DDD

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>weiser diving again

REFBALL

stefan kuntz is handsome and has great genetics

abarrotes cildcare

im not living enough

armada hotel

DUDE KICKING THE BALL AROUND IN OUR OWN BENULDI AREA LMAO

been saying it before these overly forced meme tactics just dont work

You now remember Gianluca Gaudino

denmark stronk

>>76741386
> t.Roger Schmidt

>>76741441
hello jogi

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>>76741464

>"selke nicht in der partie angekommen"

what a surprise

>>76741519
>You now remember Rangnicks autistic screeching when people told him before the start of the last season, that Selke is too limited for RBLs playing style.

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Match threads involving german national teams really are cancer.

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>Arnold and Dahoud as double pivot
wew

>watching the sportschau stream
>Need to switch to the usual ARD stream to watch the Tagesthemen
ÖRR is a joke

im eating a steamed makarel right now

>>76741790
uuhh nice. what spices/vegetables did you use.

roasting some green asparagus rn~

>>76741816
none. it was smoked and steamed already. just eating it on black bread

>>76741840
oh okay. still sounds nice.
I should eat more fish desu.

>>76741819
Can't remember the last time I ate green asparagus.

Selke needs to go back to Africa tbqh

>>76741923
i like it better than white
it's more versatile

>>76741979
>it's more versatile
That's somewhat true, but I still like the white one better.

>chokemark
ugh

Gnabry is fast

whos your favourite taytaytay?

>>76741475
hi kyouko

>>76742187
are you having a stroke?

i miss brazil telling me im good at identifying kyouko

scary thought: HIV will have a the best German goalkeeper in a few years

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>>76742222
you're shit at identifying Kyouko and I'm happy that Brazil stopped posting here.

>>76742245
and who dat

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>>76742245

>gnabry going for the refball

kek

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maybe the Granate is suppossed to be Kimmich becoming starting player

>>76742312
Pollersbeck

>>76742347
He's transfering to HIV? Didn't knew that.

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>>76742187

>>76742221
no

rise calle

>>76742662
>rise calle
Is Hiro trying to tell us something?

why is the commentator saying that germany cant concede another one? both italy snd germany would remain with 6 points. or does another team in another group have a worse goal difference on the second spot which would make them advance as the second one in their group over germany as the second one in their respective group with italy?

>>76742703
christopher has nothing to do with the content of the captchas

>>76742703
hello kyouko

>>76742728
slovakia would advance over us since they would have the same goal differnce but a better fairness rating.

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so we cheekily slipped through eh

>>76742815
thank you

colonial canterane

>>76742815
wait no its because they have 1 more goal scored.

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>>76742815
>fairness rating.
pls elaborate

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>"wir müssen unter druck von hinten rausspielen"
>concede goal

how more often does this have to happen

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>>76742846
if we would have lost 1-3 we would have had the same points, same number of goals scored and the same goal difference as slovakia.

>Germany u21s
>good

>>76742915
thanks for the info

>"timo werner möglich"

ughhh so /ourguy/ is gonna be benched again

>>76742990
there are some decent players in the team, but in general it's one of the weaker U21 of the last decade.

couldnt watch the game

care to explain?

>>76743042
we were better until Italy scored a goal

>>76743076

nah not really. italy didn't dominate but they could often strong-arm us. sometimes even literally.

>>76743040
Thats because the best youngsters are at the confed cup

>Granaten für den FC Bayern? Blieben bislang aus. Trotzdem sieht Müller das Geschehen beim Rekordmeister positiv und freut sich auf die Neuzugänge.

>Uli Hoeneß hatte den Fans des FC Bayern München für den Sommer "Granaten" als Neuzugänge versprochen. Zwar gab der Deutsche Meister rund 40 Millionen Euro für Corentin Tolisso aus, der ganz große Name war bei den Neuzugängen aber noch nicht dabei. Nun hat sich Thomas Müller zu den bisherigen Transferaktivitäten des FCB geäußert.

>"Es gibt viele Mannschaften, die eine Ansammlung an Weltklasse-Spielern zur Verfügung haben, es aber nicht schaffen, eine Einheit auf den Platz zu stellen", sagte der Weltmeister gegenüber der Bild: "Es geht im Fußball darum, ein Weltklasse-Team auf den Platz zu stellen. Dann gewinnt man Titel."

>Die Neuzugänge um Serge Gnabry, Niklas Süle, Sebastian Rudy und Tolisso sieht Müller dabei positiv. "Wir haben sehr gute Jungs geholt, die großes Potential mitbringen", erklärte der Angreifer. Man müsse "den Jungs die Möglichkeit geben, sich zu zeigen".

>Darüber hinaus äußerte sich Müller zu seiner eigenen Situation, nachdem er in der Rückrunde häufiger auf der Bank saß. "Es ist wichtig zu kommunizieren, und das wird sicherlich auch stattfinden", sagte der Nationalspieler: "Aber wir brauchen kein Gespräch, damit wir danach wissen, ob es rechts oder links geht oder ob man im März auf der Bank sitzt."

>>76743200
>marvin plattenfart

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>mfw an american was fat near me

>>76743211
*plattenprut

>>76743211
>>76743273
*plattenprruuuuutsssbehindyou*

heh nothin personnel kidder

>>76742880
>"yeah sure, I'll just pass the ball to someone who is literally surrounded by 3 Italians, despite knowing that this is literally pressing trigger No.1 and a sure lost ball, if he doesn't play it back with one touch"

There comes a point where the players need to take their fucking head out of their ass and start thinking

do we already have some hot WC song in germany?

>>76743480
scholl said in the post game commentary that often its not that of a bad idea to just play the ball forward high&wide to reduce the pressure if it gets too high, which definitely was the case during that time.

confed meme team already received a goal in the exact same ways
I dont really see many other teams do it to this extend either. if yr getting heavily pressured in your own penalty area and desperately continue trying to get it out via passing around its only a matter of time until you lose the ball

>>76743578
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gSOMba1UdM

>>76743656
There are ways to play around a high pressing, you can us the goalie as an extra passing option, drop a defensive midfielder into a back 3, or play 3 CBs to begin with (like Löw did against Italy at the EM). It's a high risk, high reward kind of thing, and if the entire team supports the first line of buildup, then it can be executed with relatively shit players.

The problem is that none of this shit seems to happen, the coaches simply play the same game that they would play with Hummels+Boateng, instead it's now Mustafi+Süle and Kempf+Stark at the U21 level. No wonder these guys keep dropping spaghetti everywhere.

>>76744297
pretty much this

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bring back tuchel pls

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robert holtz has signed a contract extenshun that will see him stay at HSV until 2021

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>>76745080
sleep tight Taktik Fuchs :_:

good night

>>76744297
thats exactly my point. you may do this with experienced players that can perform under pressure and also have some experience playing together. but trying to force this onto the other squads and fail horribly doing it just doesnt make sense at all. especially when you could see it coming from miles away and yet keep sticking to it

>>76745984
It's not just experience. In general, players like Hummels,Boateng,Pique etc. have a higher skill level when it comes to first touch and passing play.

>>76746104
yeah shure this also adds up to it

geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd morning

guten

>tfw you will never lick sharon trovatos shithole
why even live

>>76753781
watching champions league

yes hello excuse me where is the granate?

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>>76753781
>disgusting coalburner

well no thanks. I can live without.

i hate bauern

>>76753973
why? they produce the shitty bio food you love so much.

will there ever be a bundes again?

probably on matchday. when does the season officialy start?

2nd bundes: 28.07.
dfb pokkal: 11.08.
the bundes: 18.08.

Sunday Express: Union Berlin boss Jens Keller is in position to become Sunderland's new manager.

Keller is expected to join Sunderland once an £85m takeover bid by a German consortium is completed this week.

ugh why

checkd

>keller

>>76754746
Official start for The Bundes is 5.8 with the DFL Supercup

>"super"cup
no thanks

Okay! Which one of you was this >>76754657?

>>76754768
>an £85m takeover bid by a German consortium
what? a german consortium is buying sunderland?

what if buyern never ruined goetze?

it was tom, duh

>>76754768
jens keller is the litecoin of football