/heem/

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Gustafsson vs Teixeira
Oezdemir vs Cirkunov
Sobotta vs Saudners
Razak Alhassan vs Akhmedov
Enkamp vs Taleb
Hermansson vs Nicholson

6/10 thread. Not bad OP

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for sure wonderboy was winning

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Gustafsson vs Teixeira
Oezdemir vs Circunov
Sobotta vs Saudners
Razak Alhassan vs Akhmedov
Enkamp vs Taleb
Hermansson vs Nicholson

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>>76137941
I feel like a very limited amount of effort went into this OP

>>76137941
Good thread it's a beast 100%

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AND NEWWW UFC LHW CHAMP

>>76137972
kill yourself

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btfo

>>76137977
I agree it's a beast!

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>>76137941
Raising CTE awareness

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>>76137954
Gus
Cirkunov
Saunders
Akhmedov
Taleb
Nicholson

what's next for angela magana after she sues cyborg for tens of hundreds of dollars?

>>76137986
rogan vs schaub.png

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>>76137941
I LOVE YOU ALL

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>>76137993

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>>76137993
The sky is the limit. She's my favorite female fighter. Anything to take that cunt """"Cyborg""" out of fighting.

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>>76137999
!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>76137954
teixeira
cikunov
sobotta
akhmedov
taleb
nicholson

>>76137999
I LUH U MASSA

>>76138011
>to the victor belongs the spoils

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>>76138008
SWEDEN YES!

>>76137996
kek

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new to watching mma
is bellator basically for ufc exiles?

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How the fuck is this guy still allowed to fight, what a joke of a sport just let everybody roid

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>>76137954
Gus
Cirkunov
Saunders
Razak
Taleb
Hermansson

such a hard card to predict, 6 fights most of them literally who's wouldn't be surprised if there's no winner

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>>76138033
How's California this time of year Bisroid?

>>76138029
ufc = wwe
bellator = tna
invicta = nxt
rizin = new japan

>>76138041
you gotta have faith poland

>>76138046
idiot lol

You either die in the UFC or live long enough to see yourself in Bellator.

>>76138045
Literally cringing at that sorry attempt of a joke

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>>76138050
I'M DA WORLD CHAMP

TELL CLEVELAND THEY GOT A CHAMPION BABY

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>>76137941


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Previous thread: >>76130491

News:

>NYSAC amends weigh-in rules following Daniel Cormier’s ‘towelgate’ incident
http://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/daniel-cormier/nysac-amens-weigh-rules-following-daniel-cormiers-towelgate-incident/


>ONE Championship Results
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/5/26/15697514/one-championship-results-angela-lee-submits-istela-nunes-ben-askren-dominates-agilan-thani

>Roy Nelson Signs With Bellator
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/5/26/15701190/roy-nelson-signs-with-bellator

is WSOF still around? haven't heard shit from them since they got new investors

>>76138063
idiot lol

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>>76138066

>>76138073
idiot lol

>>76138075
dude i have you so btfo lmao

>>76138058
literally cringing at how hard i laughed at this

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Angela(Merkel) Hill(ary)

I could heem every here anytime after October

>>76138081
did you call my secretary lmao?

>>76138093
Good oc

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>>76138076
DE DOUBLE CHAMP DOES WHAT DA FOOK HE WANTS

how does mcgregor manage to do fairy kicks without getting his ass beat?

>>76138109
he fights midgets

>>76138073
It's been rebranded as the Professional Fghters' League and will start holding tournaments next year.

Fun Fact: The UFC secretly owned WSOF which was founded to drive up the cost of business for Bellator

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MMA FIGHT RADIO is trash. The FCC is trash.

>>76138109
>>76138109
He was doing them at UFC 196 and he paid for it

Be completely forthright: who is your most liked woman fighter?

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Will Romero be able to do this to pootaker?

Is Gayguard Moosassy on his way out of the UFC?

>>76138138
that mexican bitch from invicta that literally looks like a man from head to toe

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what other generals do you post in and what other sports do you guys follow?

>>76138159
No one cares piss off

>>76138159
hockey but i don't post in the general

>>76138144
Easilly, but I fear for what may happen before Yoel grabs him

>>76138095
QUit talking to yourself, it's pathetic.

WE ARE LIVE:
https://youtu.be/wcaLSTUBYyE

>>76137954
Gustafsson
Cirkunov
Saunders
Razak Alhassan
Taleb
Nicholson

>>76138178
post the cynthia heads

>>76137954
Gustafsson
Cirkunov
Saunders
Akhmedov
Enkamp
Hermansson

>>76138144
Definitely. Romero is too strong and too good when it comes to grappling and ground work. He's a freak of nature. the Aussie cuck doesn't stand a chance.

>>76138159
Blacked threads.

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>>76137954
Cuckstafsson
Cirkunov
who1
who2
who2
who1

>>76138180
>>76138183
you need images for your picks

>>76138183
Romero barely even wrestles lol

>>76138188
>the city of me

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>>76138188
>you need images for your picks

>>76138180
use this one please

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>>76138192
>Romero barely even wrestles lol
Welcome back friendo

Just imagine PAYING to watch MMA.

>>76138198
just repost the picks with an image, i dont edit picks

>>76138209
I started UFC at 117, never payed for a single event

>>76138215

you forgot your trip

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>>76137954
Gustafsson
Cirkunov
Saunders
Razak Alhassan
Taleb
Nicholson

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>>76137954
Gustafsson
Cirkunov
Saunders
Akhmedov
Enkamp
Hermansson

>>76138188
Thanks buddy

>>76138192
Is this a joke?

>>76138209
I can't imagine being an OBESE NEET(like you) either

>>76138172
dude did you call my secretary?

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>>76138206

>>76138228
He's obviously got an esteemed wrestling background but he doesn't wrestle that much during fights. He's far more inclined to strike.

There better be some hue anon at Famous Burger for the embed or I'll be heckin peeved

>>76138257
>heckin peeved
literally cringed

>Volkan Oezdemir sits at #5 ranking after debuting and split-desicioning OSP

The absolute state of the LHW-division.

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>>76138108
here you go polish friend. quality is a bit bad but i goofed it

who is your favourite fighter? active fighters only.

>>76138288
based 3.0

>>76138315
first guy is MS paint guy but who is the second?

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>>76137954
Gu
Cirkunov
Sanders
Akhmedov
Enkamp
Nicholson

Mandrama loser all revved up

>>76138326
the non-goofing bitch

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>>76138183
>the guy who got outwrestled by Brunson and robbed Jacare will beat the guy who starched both of them
heh

>>76138346
Fake tweet.

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>>76138357

>>76138346
This tweet is definitely fake

>>76138346
Why didnt he tell that to Masvidal?

>>76138346
>MMA-Math

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>>76137954
thanks for taking my picks even though I accidentally replied to the imposter

>>76138396
Beyond Cubansplosion, where is Romero better than Whittaker?

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Who you got /heem/?

>>76138415
>>76138415
Everywhere else

>>76138415
Wrestling,kicks,knees, elusiveness and strength

>>76138378
Masvidal won the fight

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>>76138066
who the fook is Renault?

>>76138421
>>76138421
My low-key boy T-City

>>76138421
last bout with Renato was really disappointing

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Most recent group of fighters released

Also released or retired: Rumble, Big Country, Michinori Tanaka, and Mike de la Torre

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>>76138421
Moicano = WGAF

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Like a woman with that webm

>>76138346
sorry sweetie, not a real tweet

>>76138434
Nate prob isn't even 100% white. Look at his hair and facial features.

>>76138426
>Wrestling
Brunson outwrestled him and couldn't take down Whittaker when he tried. Jacare outgrappled Romero and couldn't do shit to Whittaker.
>kicks,knees
I disagree, he doesn't set up his kick or knees at all. Even if he does have better kicks or knees, Whittaker has far better hands and boxers have been lightning everyone up lately.
>elusiveness
lel, Romero gets hit so fucking much.
All he has going for him is athleticism.

>>76138451
And nothing of value was lost

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How does Karolina defeat Claudia at UFC 212?

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>>76138464
>sweetie
What did I tell you about calling me sweetie you fucking goof

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>>76138464
>>76138370
>>76138357
>being literally retarded
No fucking shit its fake, its a joke you fucking retards.

>>76138480
Sorry pumpkin, I can't help it.

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>>76138488
Why so angry?

>>76138476
>All he has going for him is athleticism.

Do they not have wrestling in Canada? I mean it's pretty fucking clear how crafty his takedowns and scrambles are. He's smart enough to apply his athleticism in ways that people haven't trained for.

>>76138488
don't be mad weetie, just verify your sources in the future

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>>76138488

grow up

>>76138479
In a swimsuit contest.

>>76138497
>literally got outwrestled by Brunson and outgrappled by Jacare
fuck off.

>>76138471
You're like a woman

>>76138497
Whittaker has absurd takedown defense. He'll starch that bum.

>>76138132
not really. idiot went for a takedown against bjj and it quickly backfired

>>76138479
post the fucking Cynthia heads

>>76138516
So does Chris Weidman and he got absolutely worked lol

>>76138509
Whittaker doesn't have Brunson's athleticism.
>outgrappled by Jacare
He's the best p4p grappler in the division.
If you were smart you'd be talking about how Tim Kennedy was fucking up Romero with pressure before stoolgate.

>>76138516
I agree. I don't see how Yoel will handle Whittakers volume and his mewvment and distance management is too good to get caught by Yoels meme moves.

>>76138523
He was doing silly wheelkicks that kept whiffing

>>76138451
>Alex Enlund

doesn't make any sense, they signed him to fight on the Berlin card last Autumn. He got injured and never got another fight. He is 14-2 with a 7 fight win streak and only one of those wins being a decision.

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Who else is going to be on Discord this weekend for the UFC event?

>>76138530
>He's the best p4p grappler in the division.
and he couldn't do shit to Whittaker and even took his back at one point. What the hell is Romero gonna do to him grappling wise?
>If you were smart you'd be talking about how Tim Kennedy was fucking up Romero with pressure before stoolgate.
Thanks for giving me another point for Whittaker btw, didn't think of that.

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>>76138346
shit version

>>76138516
Romero doesn't even have to take Whittaker down though. He's not a guy that spams takedowns in fact he relies using his wild striking to get his opponent off balance.

>>76138476
>Brunson outwrestled him and couldn't take down Whittaker when he tried. Jacare outgrappled Romero and couldn't do shit to Whittaker

Brunson took Romero down a few times and did nothing, only good he did was land a nice headkick that didn't even stumble yoel, Jacare didn't outgrapple Yoel either he just laid and prayed on top of gassed Yoel after he got fucked up on feet and guard

>I disagree, he doesn't set up his kick or knees at all. Even if he does have better kicks or knees, Whittaker has far better hands and boxers have been lightning everyone up lately

How can you say he doesn't set up his kicks or knees you fucking goof look at his previous fights, he set Weidman up for that perfectly placed knee and bodykicks before


>lel, Romero gets hit so fucking much

Funny you say that, Brunson had Whittaker hurt badly last fight

>All he has going for him is athleticism

Only thing Whittaker has going for him is speed and cardio

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>>76138528
Yeah, Whittaker will shoot for takedowns without bothering to set them up.

>>76138479
By putting her hand down and letting Claudia knee her in the head.

>>76138555
Sorry honey buns, that's a fake tweet

>>76138550
I'm not even trying to disprove Whittaker can't beat Yoel. I'm just saying you're underselling Romero hard. As a wrestler I see a bunch of really crafty things he does that most people miss. He's got animal like instincts inside the cage.

sooo how long until the winner of Yoel/Whittaker is elevated to undisputed champ?

>>76138579
>as a wrestler
*cringe*

>>76138550
For sure you've been a Whittaker fan since CFC

Who is YOUR least favorite female UFC competitor? No trolling. No messing around. No joking.

>>76138451
>Ning Guangyou
almost had a heart attack there. stipe won't get off that easy

>>76138561
>rondasperg is picking Whittaker to win

Well that de facto makes Romero free money.

>>76138600
Fuck off you fucking weirdo enough questions

>>76138591
If you've never hit the mats you shouldn't ever be commenting about grappling.

>>76138579
>As a wrestler
literally cringed

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>>76138581
Whoever wins the fight is already the new champ desu.
>>76138596
For sure you were a huge fan of Yoel since the Olympics.
Also Masvidal is still my boy.

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Who takes Weidman vs Gastelum?

>>76138579
>As a wrestler
dork

what is the best base for mixed martial arts?

The "cringe" dork is from /asp/ie.

>>76138616
Weidman bout to pick up that forth loss desu.

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>>76138611
>Whoever wins the fight is already the new champ
my thoughts exactly, cherry picker Bisbong = BTFO

>>76138623
folkstyle hands down

>>76138606
*cringe*

>>76138624
I like how if he loses, he will not only have taken Silva's position at MW, but also Silva's place as having the most brutal fall from the top.

>>76138620
Krav Maga

>>76138616
I don't think Weidman is worse than 2016 Tim Kennedy, so I can see him winning a close fight.

>>76138604
I picked GDR against Holm and kept telling you goofs Holm was shit, how did that work out for you?

>>76138642
Go back to watching mandrama.

>>76138664
You're the worst poster here. Stick to anime you utter zilch.

>>76138623
>h-h-he is an aspie
Dumbest meme on heem

Literally cringed

>>76138651
>but also Silva's place as having the most brutal fall from the top.
He already has him beat in that category desu. People still argue Silva's losses were flukes. Weidman handily got his ass beat by Luke, cubanmissled by Romero and bitched out of that Mousasi fight.

>>76138664
>I picked GDR against Holm
Lol oh wow you sure redeemed yourself spergy

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>>76138670
Keep being a bitter broke bum.

>>76138671
Well you are autistic af.

>>76138689
>y-you're autistic
don't strain your brain 2 hard 4 these sick burns

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>>76138684
Indeed.

What's the best UFC card of all time?

>>76138697
Not insults just observations.

>>76138671
Go be an aspie loser somewhere else.

>>76138709
Literally cringed

>>76138651
silva's losses have excuses, weidman is cucked

>>76138708
205

>>76138717
>g-go away j-just l-leave me alone
Sad

>>76138708
UFC189 for main card
UFC199 for entire card

>>76138721
>>76138683
At least Kelvin winning will make things interesting. The short fat mexican with an iron chin, slick boxing, and good wrestling fighting for the MW title would be hilarious.

>>76138743
Literally nothing is funny about that you zero.

Why the fuck can't we get a full HW card like 146 FFS

>>76138749
A fatass manlet beating the crap out roided up martial arts beasts in the most stacked division is indeed funny.

>>76138759
So far Gastelum has only beaten up has-beens.

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>>76138766
Good thing Weidman hasn't dropped three straight then.

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I could heem anyone 170 and below

>>76138759
you're an absolute idiot

>>76138759
There is nothing wrong or FUNNY about being short.

>>76138779
>the australian weeb (literally the worst thing humanly possible) pretending like he knows MMA

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Does this make you more likely to purchase the product?

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geez

lads
just got in a fight

going to premise this by explaining that in italy there's two types of pedestrian crossings. ones with a traffic light and ones without. at the ones with without a traffic light, the pedestrian has right of way and cars have to stop to let the pedestrian pass

>was going for some last minute grocery shopping for dinner
>crossing the street on my way back home
>wait for a few cars to stop and they don't (this is pretty typical in italy as you're unlikely to get fined for not stopping at a crossing)
>after two pass get tired and even though the next car is showing no intention of slowing down I place myself on the crossing to claim my right of way
>car has to break and stops 3/4 through the crossing
>as I'm making my way across, the guy in the passenger seat jumps out of the car and starts running up to me screaming "apologise"
>he was probably trying to impress the dumb bitch at the wheel
>tell him to fuck off
>forgot the #1 rule uncle chael taught us, aka can't let you get close
>guy lands a punch on me
>i'm a bit scared cause he's holding a beer bottle in the other hand and don't know if I want to get smashed in the head with that shit
>get him in a collar tie
>try judo throwing
>doesn't work
>bit of scuffling, I was mostly concerned about the bottle in his other hand
>eventually I push him away and the girl driving brings him back
>dumb bitch tells me some shit about me being in the wrong
>tell her to fuck off
and that was pretty much it
I was kind of mad for getting slapped and not landing anything myself
wish I had traned ufc

>>76138779
Against top competition. I don't think Gastelum is on the same tier as Romero and Rockhold. He did lose to Neil Magny and I honestly dont think Weidman is worse than Neil Magny.

>>76138827
Gastelum has improved a lot since then.

>>76138827
Neil is bad matchup for many, he's the Jon Jones of WW

>>76138795
Take the L, lad. The sooner you come to terms the sooner you can begin the grieving process.

>>76138743
>tfw double weight champ ww GOAT
bisping got away, gastelum will want his back

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>>76138844
>he's the Jon Jones of WW

>>76138824
Should have pulled guard

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>>76138766
Weidman is the definition of a has been right now.

>>76138824
>not pulling guard
>judo
lmao

http://www.mmafighting.com/platform/amp/2017/5/26/15702330/georges-st-pierre-reveals-eye-injury-delays-return-to-ufc

GSP says UFC knew he had an injury from the start that wouldn't allow him to spar until September but they kept pressuring him to return early anyway.

anybody have a good spam filter?

>>76138909
GSP is such a fucking cunt

>>76138909
im not even mad at the UFC for that. They want their money fight when they need it so of course they're gonna press him to see if he can come back sooner. The problem is that they announced the fight without a date

>>76138915
Yeah, it's called going back here, h8r

>>>/lgbt/

>>76138909
>muh knee
>muh eye
I wish they never announced that retarded fight, what a waste of time

>>76138887
I wouldn't expect the casual Simpsons poster to understand

>>76138915
What are you talking about there's no spam in this thread?

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how does this face make you feel?

>>76138909
So then why announce the fight? In the mean time Bisroid would have fought Romero.

Oh I know it's cause GSP is a coward who wanted an easy 2nd belt against the weakest MW champ ever.

>>76138956
Guarantee GSP doesn't return, Bisping was perfect return fight. Now the market is low

>>76138955
healthy

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>>76138955

>>76138955
infomed

>>76138975
GSP would have returned against Tyrone, he thought his boy Wondermeme was going to win so he had to let that play out

>>76138984
Lol that's such a lousy excuse.

>>76137965
wtf this sport is way too violent for me you guys are savage

>>76138941
i didnt say there was. i just installed 4chanx and i want a good spam filter for when the spammer comes around next time

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hmm

>>76139001
He's like an even more drugged out Hannibal Burress on the Eric Andre Show

>>76137965
Woodley won the decision, Wonderboy won the fight.

Is he back yet?

>>76137965
Reminder that those pillow taps count in the final stats.

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>>76139047
here let me check

*GADOOOSH*

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>>76138955

>>76139039
I'm not sure what convinced you to do this but lel

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>>76139073
Few more hours then.

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is baxter swecynzski a good podcaster?

>>76138421
Mociano is the stand-up Ryan Hall that all redditors will call you a casual if you don't like his fight style

T-City plz win

>>76138456
>Roider Heems a Roider

So fucking hyped for sunday fight I can barely contain myself.

>>76139135
No mames, eres de Bolivia o solo visitando?

>>76139135
Nigga look like a tropical fruit roll up

>>76139135
It'll be a cozy morning for me. Gonna make a nice big breakfast and watch some who heems.

>>76139135
Looks like the LGBT flag

>>76139135
Which fight?

Stipe has defended the title in a little over a year as many times as Cain did in well-over 2 years. Let's hope that glass bum never gets the belt again.

>>76139219
Mexican here, I agree tbqh

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>>76139230
>That flag

Ngannou calling out Cain is as dumb as Yair calling out Frankie.

I really hope they make that fight. Cain would literally ruin Ngannous career.

>>76139207
the fight in his village between drug cartels

>>76139246
>the one that made it

>>76139248
>Cain would literally ruin Ngannous career
It's HW though

>>76139248
Ngannou is too big for Cain.

>>76139259
It will be Cain vs Kongo all over again

>>76139259
Yeah, so Ngannou would take a brutal beating by a 240lbs man instead of Yair only having to deal with 150lb Frankie.

Michael bisping is not the best middleweight and therefor has no business being called champion.

http://www.mmafighting.com/platform/amp/2017/5/26/15701350/cortney-casey-fails-drug-test-at-ufc-211-win-against-jessica-aguilar-overturned-to-no-contest

>wmma

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>>76137954
glov
cirkunov
killer b
omari
taleb
alex

>>76139275
Sam Alvey would beat Bisping

>>76139275
You sound salty bro hahaha.

Beating Luke Rockhold, Anderson Silva, and Dan Henderson definitely makes you a champion.

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>>76139265
Cain has gotten worse and is more injury prone. I unironically like Ngannou's chances.

>>76139278
Interesting to note she tested positive for elevated testosterone levels by the Texas Athletic Commission, not USADA

>>76139263
Lol did you see what Cain did to bork?

>>76139278
Why don't you morons believe me when I tell you that literally everyone in the UFC is on steroids?

Are you all autistic or something?

>>76139290
Francisco will be too easy for injured Cain to take down

>>76139278
THEY FINALLY FOUND A WMMA FIGHTER USING TEST

FUCKING

FINALLY

>>76139275
>romero won the popular vote!!!

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>>76139265
Man, Kongo used to be a fairly fun guy to watch. What the fuck happened to him?

>>76139301
>Muh takedowns

>>76139278
Fabricated excuse incoming

>>76139317
Kongo heeming pat barry was the first fight i watched live, the game passed him by

>>76139165
CHI
In all seriousness, I got two RAREs today and I always shitpost in this board
>>76139167
>>76139205
We unironically have pic related as a national symbol
>>76139199
I plan on getting a few cold ones with dad and my brother and be comfy as fuck.
>>76139249
Its not as bad here. Most dealers that turn up dead are colombians and hues.

>>76139265
>It will be Cain vs Kongo all over again
You're only making that association cause Kongo is black, not cause of any astute MMA knowledge.

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>>76139278
>An elevated T:E ratio does not mean Casey was taking prohibited substances. The World Anti-Doping Policy (WADA) threshold is also 4:1, but that would not immediately lead to a sanction. The sample would be further tested via isotope-ratio mass spectrometry (IRMS) to determine whether or not the elevated levels came from the ingestion of exogenous testosterone. Only then would a disciplinary case be opened.
>jumping to conclusions again even after what happened cyborg being slandered then cleared

>>76139278
fuck that sucks for her, that was a good win

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>>76139336
Whoops, dropped my picture.

>>76139324
>>76139337
They are both easy to takedown

>>76138145
I hope not. It took a while for the to resign Misha and they even took him out of the rankings for a bit.

>>76139286
He would lose to anyone in the top 5 right now

>>76138159
NFL and College Football but I don't post in other generals.

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>>76137954
Gustafsson
Cirkunov
Saunders
Razak
Taleb
Nicholson

>>76139340
>Cyborg was cleared

KEK

She was granted a ridiculous retroactive exemption. She wasnt actually cleared of not taking anything

>>76139290
Cains injuries have never shown up inside the octagon. He has had to take time but he has always looked like a killer in the cage (at sea level)

>>76139297
Only fighters I don't like are on the gas. The guys I do like are natty.

>>76139286
He already lost to Luke and Hendo before
>Anderson Silva
>Dan Henderson
He fought fossil versions of these two last year and it was life and death situation in both cases. Prior to that he had a close fight with Thales Leites that he arguably would have lost if it was in the US.

Tim Boetsch and Sam Alvey are the only ranked guys he can beat.

>>76139399
Not him, but I rewatched Cain/Werdum recently, having never seen the whole thing. The fight was much closer than I thought it'd be, Cain had Fabricio hurt a few times on the feet, probably could have heemed him. But I guess he thought he really needed that takedown, enough to charge into a black belt's guard on a near-empty tank.

>>76139427
Haven't watched it in a while but Cain looked good for the first round but Werdums clinch was definitely giving his trouble. IIRC Werdum also had a failed guillotine attempt early in the fight so it was pretty dumb of Cains corner to tell him to get the takedown

>>76139340
Cyborg popped for a specific substance, not suspicious ratios.

>>76138145
>>76139359

He was on UFC Tonight talking about his contract and said that the offer wasn't good enough. I don't they would invite him on the show if the negotiations were going that badly.

>>76139412
I wouldn't count on Bisping beating Alvey or Boetsch

>>76139427
Werdum was lighting him up on the feet and showed good striking which I'm sure Cain didn't expect. Only the 1st round was close, after that it was Cain flailing around and ultimately shooting a desperation takedown cause DC called for it.

>>76139473
Bro Bisping beat Leites who beat those guys.

Remember when I said my boy Renato Moicano would beat Stephens and you guys said stop saying random fighters are your guys but then it turned out he was... well he's fighting my other guy Brian.

>>76139499
Bisping didnt really beat Leites though

>>76139468
Its good enough for him to go on there but he wants more leverage and is using media. Smart move.

He still has a month and a half left before ge's officially a free agent anyways. I really hope the UFC doesn't let him slip through. Still pissed about fighters like Krylov and Horiguchi especially leaving

>>76139499
DUDE MMA MATH LMAO

>>76139510
He did. It was sloppy but he did. People focus too much on muh hometown judging, 3 rounds to 2 for Bisping, clearly

>>76139513
I'm pretty confident they will re-sign him. Krylov and Horiguchi I can kinda understand. Krylov wasn't in title contention and just lost a fight whilst Horiguchi was in a division that isn't very fashionable. Mousasi is a top contender in a glamour division.

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>>76138909
SCARED

>>76139527
>Clearly
Wasnt clear

>>76138909
>Announce a fight 6 months before both guys would be ready to fight

How did they hope to still keep people interested?

>>76139527
>3 rounds to 2 for Bisping
its hilarious how this is Bispings best hope to win a fight

>>76139312
this, holly when?

>>76139640
Hi Edmond

>>76139606
Oh for sure I disagree homeboy

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Just finished my order of fight #32 Scott Smith vs Pete Sell. Very nice finish. Smith got rocked with a body shot but then knocked out Sell when he went in for the finish. VERY cool.

What should I order next?

>>76139682
Melendez vs Sanchez

>>76139682
Cowboy vs Guillard

>>76139682
Ferguson/Lando

>>76139527
Ah yes 48-47 the clearest of cards.
>lost ten minutes of a fistfight to Thales Leites

>>76139674
One judge thought he lost.

>>76139693
>>76139707
>>76139715
added to queue

>>76139693
This is probably the spiciest banger since Frye vs. Akiyama. The amount of JUSTBLEED madness is crazy.

>>76139682
How is Arlovski vs. Browne not on there bee? It's probably the spiciest 1st round of fighting in HW history.

>>76139693
which # on the list is this, or is it off lost?

>>76139764
It is. It's #20

>>76139820
My bad

I hope Hector Lombardo doesn't get CUT

>>76139845
He's USADAd hard. He got heemed by a senior citizen and boxed up by a welterweight.