/heem/

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>>76130491
great thread

Fuck you I was going to make the thread you dumb cunt

>When asked in an interview by the WEC what his motivation is, Aldo replied "My personal desires. My dream, my goal is to make hamburgers for Brazil. This dream motivates me more and more as I get closer to fulfilling it"

famous burger is the best hamburger in brazil p4p

Just so you're all aware, Trevor Smith at +160 is free money.

who is the final boss of /heem/

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>I wish they would let me next door so I could spit on your Famous Burger”

>“You know I would absolutely kill you if you ever did something like that"

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>>76130558
The FW GOAT.

>>76130558
/reem/

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>>76130558
not one has returned

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>>76130537
Thank you
>>76130542
sorry

Have any of you watched Mais Forte que o Mundo?

>>76130491
I wish I had some Goobert webms on hand rite now

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>Jose, how much - if any - of the fight can you remember?

this actually happened

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Kmp7r3f0z0

How long till ONE?

>>76130636
Would tell you but not in the OP

>>76130633
damn that's nasty how he uses the body kick not even to land it but to move the arm out of the way

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>>76130641
its on the official heeminder tho

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>>76130642
Hug was arguably one of the most elite strikers to ever walk the planet, especially for his size

>>76130558
hoodiegod

>>76130636
4.75 hours.

https://onefc.com/ring-girls/

Half these women have the same plastic surgeon.

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212 is getting closer lads

>>76130671
You have stream?

>>76130693
https://onefc.com/livestream/

>>76130692
keep an eye on the embeddeds I will make an appearance

>>76130703
Actually starts in 6 hours man

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>>76130685
fuck, these chicks are ugly

>>76130712
damn, would be a good time to stream cops for a few hours. anybody up for it?

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>>76130712
Main Event or Prelims?

>>76130733
I don't know, i doubt the preelims would be shown somewhere else for fans from the west

>>76130553
why do you think he will win?

>>76130786
Chris Camozzi can't win against anyone who doesn't want to stand and bang. I legitimately don't understand this line.

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>tfw one fights as soon as I wake up

>>76130802
Okay thanks I'll put 20 on

>>76130802
name recognition

>>76130703
This is an official stream right? They wont show the main card.

>>76130707
rub your chin

>>76130802
Trevor Smith is a washed up wrestleboxer who isnt good at boxing

>>76130897
He doesn't need to be to get Camozzi on the ground. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>76131026
Backseat game strong.

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THE ACTUAL MADMAN

https://twitter.com/TonyFergusonXT/status/867992185672654852

>>76131099
he's really not funny for some reason

Who can beat Stipe?

Ngannou?

>>76131176
cain

>>76131228
If he fights again, sure

If stipe stops derrick Lewis is he the third best heavyweight behind schaub and crocop?

>>76130611

>Have any of you watched Mais Forte que o Mundo?

Yeah lad, I liked it but it seemed like a weird choice to have Aldo's story "peak" at the Hominick fight. Nothing about the mendes fights, zombie or florian, and of course not goobs.

Why hominick?

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mods are sleep. post rare simpsons

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>>76130558

>>76131318
>wearing adidas

Is hoodiebro a reebok plant?

>>76130707

>oi, você é José Aldo?

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>>76131026

>ywn nail her so hard until your dick falls off

>>76131348
fuck

>>76131133

I Think Him Not Being Funny Has Something To Do With The Fact He Is Dumb As Shit #CapitalizeEveryWord #AndNew #TonyFergusonIsDaBest #RealShit #BitchAss #Pie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnApbbC-kcQ

Stand and clang starting lads.

>>76131357
Plenty of guys dumber than him, some like Nate are even funny

>>76131384
ive come to realize that Nate isn't really that dumb tho. He just talks fast and slurs. He's actually smart tho

>>76131399
Nobody knows what a gazelle is anyways, this is America get it right

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>>76131412

>>76131452
Really mate ? You really didnt watch or dont remember that ?

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best card of the year coming through.

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>>76131522
you are mistaken

>>76131357
Imagine if T-Ferg and Magana had a kid.

>>76131553
Tony is just not funny. Magana isnt even trying to be funny, her shtick is "im proving everyone wrong and im trolling but not really"

>>76131556
The wit and intelligence of T-Ferg and the personality and pervasive mummy issues of Magana.

>>76131522
This but unironically.

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>>76131522
>tfw Travis gets violently heemed again

>>76131588
He might get choked out, but he's not getting heemed.

>>76131567
I wasn't being ironic. Plus there's room for 2 or 3 prelims.

>>76131547
That's a title fight tacked on to a fight night card.

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>>76131522
>tfw travis gets ezekiel'd from mount bottom
can't fucking wait lads

Imagine wasting hour arguing on 4chan as if anybody is going to have their opinion changed.

>>76131843
Imagine living in a country ruled by a former reality TV star with fake hair.

>>76131874
I don't need to imagine it. Get on my level ausfailia.

>>76131896
Wait, so are you posting things which you don't think actually happened?

Have I been bamboozled?

>Gus beats Glover
>Jones beats DC
>Gus vs Jones II

Is this what's going to happen lads?

>>76131996
Shogun will get a rematch before Gus does.

>>76130491
How many times do you have to defend the belt in UFC to get enough money for a house? Even Conor rents.

>>76132035
Conor rents because he wants to look like he bought an expensive house like a chauvinist

>>76131936
I didn't direct my post at a particular person dumb dumb

>>76132035
At least once, in fact all the non champions are homeless

>>76132377
>all the non champions are homeless
absolutely false, dana lets them sleep in the octagon at night

>>76131996
for sure that's my preferred scenario 100%

>>76132035

>rent a mansion
>start calling it le mac mansion

Sad!

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/

Looks like shit imo

>>76132402
But its scary with Boogey Jon underneath

>>76132463
Think it looks way better desu

Is there usually a stream for ONE?

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>>76132688
yes
but you can watch it tomorrow for free on their youtube chael

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>>76132705
Are those panties inside out?

>>76132725
Just the label, you can tell from those flower ? decorations, they wouldnt show from the wrong side out

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shat me right up bois

>>76132822
sorry m8 can't watch it with you rain is ruining my shit connection and stream doesnt even load but would lag like hell

>>76132463
Absolutely based

Kid Nate does it again

somewhere top stream mainc ard?

Tony isn't dumb or cringy. You guys jst follow the herd

why is this white ref pretending to be Japanese?

>>76133135
>white ref
It's Olivier Coste isn't it?
Not even watching the stream

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this triggers the tyron

You guys reckon we will have a reliable stream for the main card? I don't really want to pay $9.99 but might as well if there is no stream.

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DARK ROAST INNIS HOE

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Has "Cyborg" (roider) been fired by the UFC yet?

Do any of you casuals have a stream for ONE FC?

>>76133660
trying to find one but nothing so far

>>76133660
No idea if this one is actually going to work, but I am searching as well.

http://ifirstrowus.eu/watch/543946/1/watch-one-championship-:-dynasty-of-heroes.html

>>76133716
ayyy we live

WATCHIN' ONEFC WITH THA BOIIIIIIIIS

>>76133660
>>76133716
ayyyyy senpai we rolling

http://www.clarosports.com/en-vivo02/
http://www.clarosports.com/en-vivo02/
http://www.clarosports.com/en-vivo02/

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any of you lads care to see webms from yesterdays sumo? gonna watch todays right now and make some more webms

>>76133634
Has magana (loser, tuf reject and an all around do nothing bitch) been fired by the UFC yet?

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Just in time

>>76133736
Can anyone confirm if this works? On mobile rn
>>76133756 Fuck off jack slacklett

>>76133756
Fucking nice!

Never seen a sumo heem like that before.

>>76133255
no one cares dude this isn't your coffee blog lol

>>76133775
it works for me, pretty decent for a stream - not the greatest quality but seems to flow nicely

>>76133760
>all around do nothing bitch

she's literally helping kids in poverty you fucking joanna picture posting for a living cuck

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>>76133775
but its your boy, the fifth round robbie lawler of mma podcasting jack slack

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>>76133777

>being permanently BTFO

I love it bud, stay bitter for the rest of your life lmao

>>76133736
doesn't work for my computer

anybody else got a stream?

>>76133830
try going through twitter, write one stream and look at the latest posts.

All these fighters on tuf all have happy families

What happened to the day fighters where alone and stuff

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>>76133801
She hasn't showed up to her work in 2 years and haven't done a proper job while at it in 5

I call that a do nothing bitch

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>>76133830
>http://www.clarosports.com/en-vivo02/
If you are getting the "this stream is not encoded for your device" error just turn on adobe flash in your settings

>>76133716
This one is perfect.

>>76133736
This one works but the announcers are talking about tacos and burritos or something.

>>76133842
Isn't it embarrassing for Japs that all the elite sumos are Mongolians ? Is that why they need to go by their fighting names ?

>>76133903
Japs finnaly got a Japanese born Sumo to Yokozuna this year

>its a ONE gets a squash match for an Evolve fighter episode

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>these ring girls

Jesus, those ring girls faces are more plastic than flesh at this point.

>i mean i knew
>i mean i knew
>i mean i knew

I just got in as the interviewer was saying that he won, worth watching after the fact? obviously a squash match

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>>76133903
ppl usually are given their shikona by their sumo trainer

probably a thing that goes back a very long time

the Japanese love to cheer for their own but they can appreciate the elite, even if they're all mongols

they go crazy for there boys though

ONE is fake fights
if you watch anything other than UFC you're a casual

>>76133940
If you told me half of them were actually the same girl and they were CG'd together, I would believe you.

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*buzzes around the crowd of people separating us to show how serious i am about wanting to fight you*
*stop when i have a clear path to you, waiting to be held back*

SUP? whatSUP?!? WUT!? WUT

>>76134016
it's a reality tv show you fucking retard

>>76133956
wasnt competitive, you can watch it if you're bored

>>76134024

This is a website you fucking dumb cunt

>>76133959
>tfw no sumo anime

these walkout songs are terrible

>>76133967
>if you watch anything other than UFC you're a casual
t. new ufc fan in 2016

idk why i took this bait

oh shit, they've got crazy pride lady?

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>>76134040
>Hating Mask Off

>>76134045
Because you're a 2015 casual trying to pretend you're not.

>>76134035
sumo anime staring thicc cartoon grills when

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>>76134035
>tfw no one to share sumo with

hakuho bless this mess

>>76134070
Are they given cash in those envelopes after each match ?

>the spanish stream is crystal clear and smooth as duck fat

I will never complain about Mexico again.

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>>76134082
no it is their mail they missed from attending the basho

loser doesn't get his mail

>>76134135
Do they trash of the mail of the loser?

What if one of the wrestlers is a loner with no friends; do they give him fake mail?

4bfba81bdb7cab2aa2c48272a99ec8a3d11ce309

your welcome :^)

>>76134135
Is the color of undies tied to the rank ?

https://youtu.be/n2V23JKblho
>wmma
Just why?

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>>76134147
the winner actually gets the losers mail and gets to read it in front of him

i don't know what happens if someone runs out of mail

>>76134170
no I think thats the one bit or choice they have in how they look. not absolutely sure on that

>>76134185
Women are smart and tough and funny. Get over it.

ONE's on so early? Shit.

>>76134263
Yep, one more who fight before Aoki and Tonnon

man, what a shitty fight.

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>>76134224
>the winner actually gets the losers mail and gets to read it in front of him

>>76134296
that ground game though i hope they were gassed that was sad

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>>76134246
You know why women wear high heels, make up and perfumes ?
Cause they are short, ugly and smelly

No idea how to score that, legitimately kept losing track of which fighter was which.

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>Anmaisirichoke

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>These autists watching sumo

>Actually excited for One
>Wifi shits the bed

T..thanks Virgin

Does this little nigga think he's Jon Jones or something?

I can't let you get close

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>>76134462
people seem to appreciate them and I just made a bunch so I posted them

also they're 15 seconds long on average take your ritalin and watch one

>>76134481
read that as your wife shit blood

hope it is not too serious homie

>>76134497
Embarrassing. Fucking junkie.

>>76134516
Junkies btfo

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>>76134481

>Virgin

'no'

drop that cancer.

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Based Muay Thai

>>76134497
Ignore him they're decent

>>76134542
That's K-1, faggit.

>>76134526
Different guy, but virgin have been JUST tier for me for the past month too

>>76134568
I was Talking abou Amnuaysirichoke knocking that fella out just now

>>76134548
Everybody complains about /heem/ getting worse and then turns around and shits on people who make OC. Confusing desu

Tonnon about to meme on Aoki

>>76134605
The complainers are the ones who made it worse. They're only here to shitpost

>>76134586

I had it for about 3 days, once. Supposed to get """"""up to""""" 120mbps. Got that in the middle of the day but by 4-5pm it went down to 500kbps.

Called up to cancel and the little irish fella on the line actually said "to be honest the network is so terrible in your town that they shouldnt have let you sign up in the first place".

Also they do all that traffic shaping and content filtering. Fuck that so much.

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Spicy roller coming up

>>76134633
I've definitely noticed a bandwidth throttle, and yeah, most stream/torrent sites are blocked by default.

>>76134588
ooooo I didn't know a ONE card was on right now.

>"fight" is so exciting they are about to play replays during the match

Is this sub only?

>>76134696
yeah

>>76131522
if cody and tj were still on it, it'd be a top 5 card all time

>>76134696
do you see a scoreboard you plonker?

https://youtu.be/iaqyn9D0vN8

T A P P Y
A
P
P
Y

rigged. He didn't need to tap for that.

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Ahh shit Aoki just tapped to a kneebar of sorts

>>76134735
>rigged
>against one of ONE's guys

>>76134738
Heelhook, I'm an idiot

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>>76134738
>>76134735
Is heem filled with a bunch of BJJ plebs? It was an inside heel hook. You don't tap to that, your knee is gone

>>76134720
Don't like Malki

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>this announcer

Would be interesting to see Tonnon in MMA. Runs a risk of getting his head smashed into the canvas by going for leglocks.

>>76134786
but he is obviously a top BJJ guy with other skillsets too

>>76134636
you know remember that bol fought refridgerator perry in celebrity boxing

>>76134798
He knows it might not work out, that is why he wants to have buffer fights first before he embarrasses himself

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>>76134786
>Le you can't do leg locks because you can punch and framing does nothing post

I am getting sick of these BJJ pleb post

>>76134823
It happens almost on a consistent basis in mma that if you go for a leglock chances are if your opponent know what he is doing he is going to smash your face regardless of level.

>>76134823
I don't remember a leglock in a main event tbhfam it can work but usually it works out poorly

>>76134823
I never said that you can't do it, they can be very effective. The thing is that you are also in much more danger when you are going for leg locks. Entwistle and Palhares and good examples, you will get a ton of dominant wins and will look invincible at times but will also get finished a couple of times going for a leglock.

>>76134462
SMA fags think this is /lecstib/ (literally every combat sport that isn't boxing) general. It's ridiculous!

>>76134848

>>76134865

Learn leg locks properly(AKA the Danaher way). ALot of guys in MMA(AKA just about all of them) have horrible leg lock mechanics that leave exposed to getting hit because of no framing. Meaning they go to the 50/50 or dive on a leg without securing a proper leg entanglement.

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Ahh fuck yeah I didn't know grounded knees were allowed in one

>>76134954
Yeah, I thought they got rid of them with soccer kicks, but apparently not. Neat!

>>76131133
I don't think his natural inclination is to talk trash, I think he's only doing it because he knows he'll make more money which is why it sounds so fake. He sounds cheesy but I can't hate him for it, what he's doing is smart and I'd like to hope, in his situation, that I would have the courage to do the same.

>>76134994
I think he's just a corny dude but I love it, he even watches anime during his training camps

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>>76131348

>>76134910
so a guy who does not fight found a way for a technique to work in mma without ever fighting in mma that other bjj practitioners who actually fight could not figure out.

HEEM

>>76134910
“Here are the total of 2015’s submission finishes in the Ultimate Fighting Championship and their ratio:”

Rear Naked Choke 36%
Guillotines 22%
Armbars 10%
Arm Triangle Choke 6%
Triangles 4%

????????????????????? they simply don't work at the highest level

>>76134954
Like pottery

>>76135057
Anyone who is successful with leg locks in mma already does this. You know who has very good leg locks? Joe Soto

Is sapo kill?

>>76135066
>first I had to deal with shitty Wifi
>then my PC freezes and I miss the heem

;_;

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>>76130558
I see you finally made it.

>>76135069
Re-read what I said. You'd be surprised how terrible a lot of the "High Level guys" are on the ground

Time for lay and pray
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFvb2HeB5g0

>>76135162
Is Askren fighting right now? I wanna see why people hype him up.

>>76135162
BADED FUNKY

he is the biggest favourite (1.02) I've seen in a while for this fight

>>76135196
Yea literally making his walkout
I think he'll win, maybe dominate, but he's not facing the best competition

>>76135196
Yea, they're walking out to the cage now

>>76135069
This is a very ignorant post. Many leg lock specialists including john danaher don't compete, not to mention leg lock specialists make up maybe 0.001% of bjj practitioners

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haha look at this webm

Here's hoping for a first round finish, I want to watch my mistressfu.

the state of the gyno on that guy

Bens talents are wasted at this can fiesta

>>76135229
>>76135069
they CAN work but nobody is doing them the statistics don't lie, leg lock specialists exist obviously but if you aren't one you are foolish to attempt one at the highest level in MMA

HEEEEEEEM LEAKY

That was hardly a fight

>>76135318
I don't think you quite get how rare leg lockers are in the world m8, there is literally one legitimate irish leg locker

I mean, nice display of skill but it was a blatant mismatch.
It's hard to really get an idea of Askren's skill if he's fighting a 21 year old 7-0

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>MFW ppl said Ben Askren was boring

>>76131522
Nunes is headlining monster cards without being a draw at all.
What kind of brazilian dyke sorcerey is this?

>>76135344
that wasn't my point though i was talking about >>76134910 acting like you can simply just hack your way to a successful safe leg lock

>>76135369
They want the SJW audience.

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I mean seriously. Do you think this man can be broken?

>>76135384
by a plate of tiramisu, yeah

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>>76135361
Anyone can look exciting crushing cans, lad.

>>76135369
Nunes is going to have the biggest buyrate of 2017. She's headlined two million dollar PPVs inside of six months and nothing's going to stop this train!

>chicken noises

kek, Funky Ben is pretty good on the mic

>>76135318
Bro, what have I been saying? The overall BJJ level in MMA is poor. You add into the fact that ppl are still behind guys like the DDS and Lister in terms of leg locks in pure BJJ. SO who are the guys going for them in MMA that actually know what they are doing?

>>76135406
He basically cut a promo

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>those birthin hips on Askren
EXTRA THICC

I mean, fuck it, I'll tune in for that fight. It's as close to legit competition as Askren's going to get in the next two years.

>>76135397
michael cuckiesa in her standup joe

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>>76135397
>nothing's going to stop this train!
except pic related.
My russian waifu is gonna heem that shemale

>>76135414
Yeah, I think he is buddies with Chael so has a bit of mandrama in him. UFC should really sign him, I think his contract runs out at the end of the year. He would be a top 5 WW.

Just seeing pictures of soccer players is infuriating. It's better than listening to music to get you in the mood to fight.

>>76135371
No one said that. But you need to realize that the 50/50(Which is what ppl in MMA put themselves in to go after leg attacks) s not ideal or safe when strikes are involved. Which is why you see guys who know what they are doing going for the 80/20 or inside triangle to secure the legs and maintain proper distance from possible strikes.

>>76135361
He isn't boring even when he goes to decision. His takedown game and grappling are unique and fun to watch IMO.

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>>76135439
She has the pleb-tierest of pleb guns tattooed. I think she beats Nunes but she has highly questionable decisionmaking.

>>76135465
Every tattoo ever is shit to be fair.

>>76135447
I don't know why they haven't desu but it doesn't seem like they're going to. It would be interesting to see him against higher level guys as opposed to young 7-0's.

Looking forward to seeing Angela Lee 2bh, her last performance was quite good

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>this production
Oh baby
V spicy

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>>76135439
>>76135465

Bless you both

>Its another "company has far better production than UFC" episode

love em

>>76135485
Her last fight was a bit of a mismatch, this should be better. ONE can be pretty comfy desu.

>>76135494
Dana thinks entrance ramps are for queers or something.

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Post steroid abusers who will never get caught.

>>76135540
he's a faggot, the production is what makes Lellator and especially based Rizin so fun

>>76135540
Ramps and custom entrances would be cool for main events. Otherwise I don't really mind especially considering I miss most entrances because of the ads.

>>76135540
WME will go full WWE soon. There will be ramps and fireworks.

>>76135540
It's more that he hates pro-wrestling , which is the same thing

This guy sounds like he's doing his best Rogaine impression

>>76135561
who'd have the most meme worthy custom entrance?

>>76135584
>he hates pro-wrestling
No he doesn't, Punk and Lesnar are his boys

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>>76135547

>>76135592
Our guy Filthy already has meme entrances
He would have to bring his meme game to the next level

Entrance ramps are gay

MUH DIK

>wMMA
>head and arm throw

pick two

>>76135413
Of course the level of bjj in mma is poor compared to pure bjj you literally can't be better than pure bjj guys when mma forces you to be well rounded it's a different sport but you also miss the point that the bjj levels of mma fighters keep increasing over the years because of the ever increasing talent pool and leglocks aren't becoming more common
>>76135453
there is clearly a need for improvement in technique for mma leglocks because they don't work according to the statistics but that is twofold because if nobody is attempting them you don't need to improve that technique and can focus on other techniques in training

>>76135584
Fucking lel, what planet are you living on? White is a figurehead with zero power or decision-making ability and the UFC's popularity was built on the back of WWE.

>>76135663
jesus that twister attempt was hype as fuck

What was the name of that guard/lock/whatever, BJJ-bro?

>Twister even attempted

Nice desu. Really poor of Nunes on the ground to let Lee take her back like that

>>76135592
DC probably could do something meme worthy because he is a mandrama fan.

Absolutely shit striking defense versus absolute shit grappling defense

T A P P Y
A
P
P
Y

SHEEM TAPPY

Nice setup for the Darce desu

>>76135776
but they said it was anaconda???

>>76135758
This lol
This bitch is gonna get RONDAED soon enough
There's gonna be a girl with good striking and takedown defense who will ragdoll her

>>76135800
Joanna can't make 105 bruh

>>76135722
You mean the twister attempt? Other girl is pretty bad on the ground, she put herself in that lol

>>76135787
I always get them mixed up. It depends how you get your arms in but they look pretty similar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Qg5BH0sXKY

>>76135800
She has star potential but she desperately needs a good striking coach. She is young though so there is hope yet.

>>76135810
She has been talking about eventually coming to the UFC at straw weight. She'd get BTFO by any striker with TD and sub defense. Imagine Andrade fighting this overrated can crusher

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>>76130491

Good thread, sorry im late

/Famous/ bless

>>76135810
aint One's atomweight 110 though?

>>76135810
>Yfw Joanna goes aushwitz mode to kill Angela
BEAT A BITCH UP DAY

are the acestreams always that reliable? I´m really impressed with the quality.

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ONE grounded knees webm

>>76135883
Its usually the host that matters, Kingtiger is a reliable one

>>76135883
Nah depends on whose it is

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Glover or Gus lads?

I got a feeling Glover might pull through

>>76135883
It's a great way to get arrested.

>>76136029
Gus. Glovers way to victory seems to be his wrestling and I can see Gus defending those and picking Glover from the outside.
However, since they´re both shot anything can happen.
>>76136112
What are you talking about?

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/HEEM/ PREDICTS UFC FIGHT NIGHT 109

Gustafsson vs Teixeira
Oezdemir vs Circunov
Sobotta vs Saudners
Razak Alhassan vs Akhmedov
Enkamp vs Taleb
Hermansson vs Nicholson

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>>76136163
Gus
Misha
Sobotta
Alhassan
Taleb
Hermansson

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>>76136163

WGAF
WGAF
WGAF
WGAF
WGAF
WGAF

>>76136121
Gus has Great wrestling

video of justin buccholz getting violently heemed

https://www.mma-core.com/videos/Justin_Buchholz_vs_Ernest_Chavez_Full_Fight_TWC_23/10175843

Here's a video of Justin Buttholes getting violently heem'd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USbWvwLdB4A

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>>76136163
Gus
Circunov
Saunders
Akhmedov
Taleb
Herm

https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/live/

sumo live in 10

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>>76131305
I didn't like how inaccurate it was, like when they drive around with the wood. Aldo never did that.

Imagine wasting your time taking fake picks Just imagine.

>Embeds start Monday

H*ck yeah