heem

>>76112056
Weidmeme and Jacameme already lost to Luke. They can brawl to see who's worse. \

Since Romero is booked (against Whittaker wtf), I guess Rockhold vs Mousasi is the best fight to make.

>>76112115
I like Rockhold-Mousasi better too, but the UFC isn't going to give Moose the last fight on his contract until they work out a new deal. I hope it happens but Rockhold waits till then if that's the fight. The MW division is FUBAR

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>>76112213

I wish she was good enough to be considered one of my girls. Hope she wins for once, surely she'll be cut if not? but then who knows, its wmma

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for sure chris "the killer" camozzi is on this weekend's card my guy, can't wait 100%

>>76112213
I don't understand why people think Curran is attractive.

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Funny how he only comes the the UFC AFTER Schaub retires

Really makes you think

>>76112331
she isn't

>>76112331
I think she is really QT

just take a gander at the absolute shanty of heem

>>76112347
Wut

>>76112370
He waits for the GOAT of his division before coming over obviously. Knows Schaub would choke him out in a minute. Pretty straight forward.

>>76112370
Oh, were you not aware? Brendan Schaub is a *bad* matchup for kickboxers, my dude.

>>76112347
Interesting signing but he is 0-1 in MMA with his only fight coming a long time ago. If he trains his TDD then he can cause a lot of problems for some top 15 guys.

>>76112347
WHO

>>76112376
I assume you put "bad" in quotes because Schaub is really a bad matchup for everyone.

>>76112373
No I meant why is Saki even in the UFC

>>76112386
Asterisks are for emphasis, my guy.

>>76112387
He's got really impressive handspeed and LHW is bereft of talent.

>>76112381
Top kickboxer, has a couple of wins over Spong, beat the likes of Sefo, Anderson Silva (kickboxing one), Manhoef, Ghita. Also lost a majority to Verhoeven in 2013.

He is 0-1 in MMA though, lost by TKO to James Zikic in 2004.

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good morning chaps, just had some of my mamas sopa de macaco, about to shower and go to the dojo.

hope you eat clean and have a great day.

OS!

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Friendly reminder that mightymanlet is ducking the only legitimate opponent he's ever had because he's a pussy and knows he'll lose
Also dc is GOAT

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=291p3etrwOE
bisping on literal suicide watch

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>For the record, I've been begging for the fight with @criscyborg @ufc y'all need to make some noise! #dontgetittwisted #featherweight

Lads, why does Cat want to orphan her husband's son?

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LADS

TITLESHOT NOW

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>He should come down and win a fight here first if he wants a shot

So Dememestrious seems to think that TJ has not done enough to warrant a shot at his manlet belt. That he needs to "prove he deserves it" by beating up one of the manlet brigade

I used to think MM was alright but he's showing how shook he is here

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>>76112347
Nigga, you're an old, beat the fuck up Kickboxer manlet fighting at HW. The fuck you gonna do in the UFC?

He'll prolly drop to LHW but he's shorter than a lot of MWs and doesn't have the Wrestling background to goof up on people like DC or Homero.

glad to see Yoel getting permaheemed by Whittaker and then Whittaker get retired by the most perfect 48-47 you'll ever seen

>>76112482
Wow, rude. Mighty Mouse is just trying to secure his legacy by fighting legitimate contenders to his title. He's eschewing money fights in favor of maintaining a respectable sport, and he should be applauded for the integrity he's showing.

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>>76112463
>ngannwho the next to get heem'd by big dick miocic
I'm okay with this

>>76112482
1- Jones
2- Cormier
3- Stipe
4- Joanna
5- Tyrese

>>76112496
lmao go back to twitch dork

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>>76112496

He wants a money fight though.

Just not this one.

>>76112482
DJ should just be more afront about it. we both lost to cruz, but you got heemed by dodson who i have smoked twice, what makes you think you deserve a shot

>>76112496
if this was a different time Mighty Manlet would be fighting ferrets in a pit in Laos for the manlet he is

>>76112504
>cody is a superstar money fight
for sure stop drinking that koolaid, mighty duck needs to fight tj or go fuck himself, how does he warrant a title shot at 135 if he doesnt beat anybody for it?

>>76112511

>>cody is a superstar money fight
>for sure stop drinking that koolaid

I was talking about MM vs TJ friendo. Pic was unrelated.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6s7uFwvL7oU

CRINGE
R
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G
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>>76112497
>implying he wont get nkimura'd
youre in for a big surprise.

by this time next year, francis will be heeming cain in paris for his first defence, cap this

>>76112496
TJ would enter the division as #1 contender by far.

Gokhan coming

>>76112519
what money fight is there for a manlet like him? faber?? cruz?

a tj fight on ppv would make him more money than fighting random canlet #284, wanting conor/ronda money is unrealistic and will never ever happen

it's like how diaz asks for 20 million to fight ferguson, he knows he won't get that offer and he's using that as basis to put out an image of him being shafted and that he isnt ducking and waiting for conor like the good little cuck he is.

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>>76112443
I dunno, man. Zingano's always in good fights though, should be wild while it lasts. Too bad there isn't a women's FW title that Cyborg can fight for...har har...

>>76112562

I think he thought he could get himself a shot against Cody at 135 so he could hold 2 belts if he won. Which is funny, because he tells TJ he needs to have some fights at 125 before he can get a shot, but he's cool to just hop up and fight cody for the belt.

Fighters in this semen slurping sport are getting too choosey.

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>>76112424
>The uploader has not made this video available in your country.

Lads, sad news. No Dern on TUF 26
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BwKqpS0KtNI

A list of the chosen fighters is shown at 1:30

>>76112587
good, overrated ugly hue bitch

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You're like a woman with that breakdance.

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>>76112578
>

>>76112587
too phat

>>76112482
"R-ray Borg deserves a title shot before TJ"

Mouse is a scared little boy.

>>76112587
Hold up they've got Montana Stewart on and she just got slapped around by Dern.

I guess Dern is slowing her roll because she's already getting paid by the UFC to beat up bitches in LFA?

>>76112587
I'm pretty sure thats not the full list, just 26/45 who tried out. It isn't known who got in it. Wouldn't be surprised if Mackenzie will get brought in without try outs or might get a contract without going on TUF.

Is it just the first R in BR Portuguese words that's pronounced like an H or is it all of them?
I'm trying to figure out if Rorion Gracie would be said Horion or Hohion

>>76112578
He probably thinks that his title gives him leverage.

I´m very surprised by how DJ is acting in this whole ordeal. Giving up such a golden opportunity indicates that he doesnt really want to challenge himself. This whole "I´ll fight anybody" is just a load of bullshit.

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>>76112587

>I eat my shit whole

lel forgot about that.

>>76112619
it just proves what the anons on here have been saying all along, he's scared of cruz/tj/cody, he's comfortable beating 5'1 losers that cant string up a streak to save their lives.

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>>76112614
Horion.

As far as I remember, only the first one is. I speak PT Portuguese and they vary according to the accent.

It makes me laugh seeing you all talk about Codys low iq but then not realise that TUF is hundred percent scripted

>>76112598
who shit in your cereal?

>>76112632
So he is just pretending to have low IQ?

>>76112632
scripted.. too dumb to act or remember lines, i doubt they can cheese shit up

>>76112639
yeah, he's pretending to be retarded

>>76112639
It's probably quite low the same with most fighters but this whole
"Hold me back, hold me back" shit is scripted. Urijah and TJ are still friends as well
>>76112640

>tfw we wont get to see Spergy be wrong about yet another fight

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>>76112629

Hespect Howdy Honda Housey

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>>76112655
Urijahs a total bro

>>76112688
dumb overrated chad

If TUF is so scripted then why is it so fucking boring

Each episode is just 40 minutes of the life story of whoever is fighting that day, like long Embeddeds about literal whos.

>>76112551
Please tell me this is a shoop and McNuggets didnt actually pose like that. Cringey as fuck.

>>76112700
it should be 30 minutes, that's for sure.

the 1-on-1 coaching segment with tactics and such, and the fight.

outside fighters opinions, house, weigh-ins and all the other shit as a separate half episode

>>76112551
the usada crew 100 100

>Shogun v the winner of Tex/Gus for a title shot in 2017

Who you got?

>>76112718
He did, his size was shopped though

UFC thinks Sage Northcutt and Mackenzie Dern are better assets than Rornald MacDonald, a man who has beat the current champion and #1 contender.

hmmm

>>76112770
Rory "Red Nose" Macdonald is on the downswing, my lad.

>>76112770
rory lost his last two, who cares if he beat tyron and maia 3 years ago during his bacne era

>>76112770
Ridiculous shit, I guarantee you those other fags are being ironic or deliberately inflammatory, nobody can defend this bullshit.

>>76112750
tex/gus winner gets the title shit, gus/jones 2

cirkunov gets shogun for the next shot

>>76112809
>Shogun in line for a title shot in 2018

The state of the LHW division

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IF YOU AIN'T EXCITED FOR GOKHAN SAKI
YOU'RE NOT A REAL FITE FAN
GOOD NIGHT

>>76112824
3 fight winning streak

though he got ko'd by osp and hendo back in 2014

>>76112876
Am I missing something, or is this guy just a pure kickboxer that's 0-1 in real fighting against zome regional journeyman?
Why would the UFC sign him?

>>76112809
You forgot Jimmi Manuwa

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reminder

>>76112938
The only reminder I care about is Bisping in a little crown

>>76112770
It depends how much Rory asked for desu. According to Kajan Johnson Rory makes 400k in Bellator which he obviously wasn't going to get coming off two loses in the UFC.

>>76112897
One of the best kickboxers in the world and the LHW division needs all the help it can get. Although I do think he is getting paid quite a bit.

>>76112923
Manuwa vs Shogun

Gus/Glover winner vs Cirkunov/Oezdemir winner

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LET ME BANG BRO

Let me bang man...

Any good MMA gyms in Oregon?

>>76113192
Chael trains at Gracie Barra Portland I think

>>76112482
This isn't slightly outrageous. Let him fight someone in the top 5 first before he gets a title shot. It's bullshit to let a guy who couldn't make it in one division drop weight and instantly skip right to the front. I swear people just have an irrational hatred of DJ.

>>76113207
Chael trains at Team Quest in Portland. Heavy wrestling base with boxing and mait Thai and bjj obviously

>>76113246
So does Paige.

>>76113241
TJ has as many top five wins in flyweight as Borg does.

>>76113255
Team Alpha Fail taking L's non-stop

>>76113241
>former champ and current number one contender
>couldnt make it

Goof

>>76113246
He might cross train at Gracie Barra then, he talks about it on the podcast.

Ramsay Nijem. Heart of a champion.

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>>76113182
BANG

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>>76113182
BANG BANG

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>>76113182
BANG BANG BANG

>>76113275
Unless you're champion currently it means you can't challenge for a belt in a different weightclass. It's bullshit, you duck the strong champ and fight a smaller man without proving yourself at that weight first. It's an insult to the division. It's blindly saying that the bantamweight division is equal to or superior to the flyweight division and that the only fight that could possibly challenge a former bantamweight champion in the entire division is the Champion. TJ is scared. He's ducking Cody and only wants the P4P #1 so he has an excuse to blame it on if he loses, that and the weightcut.

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ngl I think the likes of DC, Tyron, Bendo, Stipe, Frankie Edgar, Matt Hughes and Jake Shields are higher p4p than MM

>>76113418
>It's blindly saying that the bantamweight division is equal to or superior to the flyweight division
It literally is you tard

What are you even doing here, trying to make the case that Ray Borg is a more complete fighter than TJ?
Dude's not competition enough yet, he needs time. DJ would maul him, everyone knows that and hell, he just missed weight pretty recently.

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>>76112601

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How he still not getting caught yet?

>>76112213
The retards on here who said Albu would never fight again are going to apologize to me now.

>>76112694
>5'2
>chad

>>76113075
>lhw needs help!
>get me a 0-1 guy
What is this, 2001?

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>>76112965
>>76112938

reeeeeminder.

>look at those gyno nips

Is cody on /heem/

>>76113418

>you duck the strong champ and fight a smaller man

Dilly isn't ducking shit, Cody pulled out. Mighter memer had mentioned le superfight le money fight so Dana and TJ offer it and he backs up.

>>76113592
Cody has a premium BodyBuilding.com forums account

I bet going for a night out with Cody is a nightmare. Constantly on edge that he'll fly off the handle at someone

>>76113471
If it is then he should be able to prove it easily, instead he runs to the only fight that can allow him to save face if he loses.

>>76113594
>Cody pulled out.
Oh, I didn't hear about this somehow. Nevermind then.

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>Humina humina RAAAAH haha YEAAAA WOO! BAXING! ANTHONY JASHUA YAAA

Schaub said angela magana "might be the hottest girl in the ufc" on his podcast lmao

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>>76113634

*grabs you by the throat*

>>76113673
MMA fighters are so dumb

>>76113552
he can heem some people in the top 15 desu

https://www.tmz.com/2017/05/25/angela-magana-plans-to-sue-cris-cyborg-punch-video/

We spoke to Magana who says she's "most definitely" suing Cyborg for her medical bills and has been cooperating with authorities ... who she claims are pursuing felony assault charges.

(As of now, Cyborg has only been cited for misdemeanor battery.)

Angela also calls B.S. on people who say she had it coming after taunting Cyborg online ... saying Justino needs to have thicker skin.

Magana also sent a message to Cyborg.

"You f***ed up, big time. You can't do what you did. I'm gonna get you as hard as I can get you."

>>76113695
That's incredibly smart if your goal is money though. He would make heaps and heaps more money from that fight than anything he could ever hope to see in the UFC even if he loses.

>>76113673
lmao this is getting ridiculous, at least Conor is an actual star who casuals know and care about. Joshua would heem Stipe inside 2 and he won't even get paid that much.

>>76113634
We're fighters what do you expect

>>76113725
>le six months of sprawl training

>>76113778
Joshua is a bigger star than both

>>76113788

>le get taken down and raped anyway

>>76113788
LeBron would be UFC HW champ with 2 weeks of training.

>>76113769
what a fucking pussy bitch. It was nothing and she got the cops involved. Fucking cunt.

>>76113776
You say this like anyone actually cares about this matchup. He's not going to break half a million.

>>76113793
>Joshua is a bigger star than both

I don't think Joshua is a bigger star than Conor or Floyd worldwide. In UK he probably is but USA is still largely oblivious to him. He needs a big fight in USA to gain popularity.

>>76113725
>dutch kickboxer
>USADA
>literal white belt
>old af

He couldnt beat a single UFC LHW

>>76113793
Literally who?

>>76113776
Joshua has other fights which will make him much more money than Stipe.

Klitschko 2
Wilder
Fury (if/when he comes back)

pretty much any fight against a legit contender in UK will get him more money than vs Stipe.

>>76112482
hate to say it I agree. He's really dropping in my eyes now.

>>76113812
Sport vs sport crossovers are novelty fights. Fans of either sport will be especially attentive because they want to prove the superiority of the fighters from their sport. It's a spectacle and fans love to see spectacles. It would generate a ton of money.

>>76113673
I've said it before but I'll say it again one more time - this is exactly why Mayweather-McGregor will never happen.

>>76113846
True, I think it' very unlikely that he will get the fight anytime soon or ever for that matter, but you can't blame him for trying.

Conor has the perfect chance with Floyd, or had anyway. If he had done it quick while riding the wave of being 2 belt champ he could have made millions.

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Conor told Dana not to pay Ferguson for what happened at 209 (Sorry for bad memories lads)

https://youtu.be/ct4JHIppjOM&t=527

New Mayweather-Mcregor promo!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3oSRhXSAmw

>>76113921
Joshua has many better fights to make. Floyd has nothing that will sell better than McGregor. I don't think it'll happen either because Floyd is *just* enough of an asshole to make Conor spend two years of his prime begging for a payday before telling him to fuck off, but not for money related reasons.

>>76112482
If you ever liked him you're an idiot

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>he thinks floyd stands a chance

>>76114050

you're mum is and idiot

>Askren is between -2500 and -3333
Is /our boy/ literally /free money/?

>>76114132
I had a dream about a week ago that he got heemed in the first round.

>>76112482
>tfw ray borg hemes mighty meme and dj ko's cody

>>76114132
>tfw this weeks One Card is better than UFC

I'm honestly interested in the Main Event too. Lee looked pretty good in her last fight, but she largely dominated the standup against a grappler iirc. I think she'll win, but her progress should be nice to see

ONE is all fixed fights right

>>76114176
They're fixed in that they're all set up to heavily favor the fighter they want to win. I don't think that they're bribing the judges or anything.

>>76114171
>>tfw this weeks One Card is better than UFC

Lets not get carried away, its a solid card for ONE with 2 of their big stars on. UFC's main event blows it out of the water though.

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is this card going to be as shit as it looks or will it be a surprisingly spicy who card?

Will you even be watching the full event?

Do you literally care about the result of any fight on this card?

>>76113992
Based conor. He would have taken any fight at any weight class

>>76113875
>because they want to prove the superiority of the fighters from their sport
By having one fighter severely limit himself so he doesn't kill the other?

>>76114279
Glover looks like Artem after he's had a stroke with more facial hair and longer arms.

>>76114279
>Will you even be watching the full event?
Nope, precisely because it's starting early. I don't generally skip cards but cba with this.

It'll probably end up being card of the year now or some shit lel

>>76112482
>complain that you dont get paid enough and no one watches you
>get a chance to make good money and actually have people care about one of your fights
>"he doesnt deserve it!"

Fuck this dwarf

>>76114176
it's fixed in that all the fights are made to be shit

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>>76114303
Starting early is the strong point of this card, no way I would stay up late for it but on the afternoon I will probably watch it

who is your most beloved female fighter? for me it's angela magana. fuck "cyborg."

>>76114446
I'd love to see Magana vs Andrade, but I don't think Shelby nor Angela have the balls to make that fight

>>76113693
>hey hey not so hard its just for tv remember

when is TUF getting cancelled? I heard they were having their lowest ratings yet

>>76114468
Well it is a stupid fight desu
Andrade just fought for the title and now she's fighting some chick who no one knows and hasn't won in years?

>>76114503
#yourmajesty is a beautiful human being. You peasants will never know how amazing it feels #owned

>>76113912
I hope it doesn't sounds boring af desu

>>76112482
Daily reminder that Joanna fought a woman who came down TWO (2) weightclasses while this ''''''''''GOAT'''''''''' manlet is ducking TJ coming down one (1) after talking about how he's the best and wants to challenge himself.

@76114519
Magana please stop stealing our (You)'s

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>>76114530
really makes you think

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>>76114519

>>76112526
MMA is illegal in France. Figures Ngannou fans are casual as heck.

>>76114558
How will she ever recover from this.

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>>76114550

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Duane Ludvig vs Justin Buchholz when? Who would win?

>>76114640
Bucholz via second round rear naked

>>76114640
ludwig via succ r3

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YOEL YOEL YOEL

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>>76114640
Ludvig via not being Asian

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>>76114615
>How will she ever recover from this.

She won't.

>>76112525
Is there a worse group of coattail-riding dramaqueens than TAM?

>>76114784
man, what an attention whore

>>76114822
SBG.

>>76114514
lol manolo youre an obvious virgin.

Why does this general attract so many larpers?

>>76114784
Finally look up her name
>11-8
>4 fight losing streak

how the fuck is she even in the UFC?

>>76114822
Every unemployed dork between the age of 18 and 22 on /heem/ including you.

>eating a baguette
>cut the roof of my mouth on the hard crusty bit
>literally injured by bread

should i just heem myself

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>>76114839
At least Conor McGregor made them rich (break out the red panties), doubt that anybody at TAM besides Faber has all that much money

>>76114893
You should heem the baker than baked that wack bread

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>>76114859
>Projecting your virginity onto others
Nigga, by the time I was 20 I got more pussy than you will in a lifetime.

What a sad fuck you must be, smdh.

>>76114894
Who at Alpha Male did Conor make rich?

>>76114920
>nigga

cringe

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>>76114925
You can cringe all you want, you still hit the deck like a bitch.

>>76114888
I am a dork and I am 22, but I'm not unemployed. Pretty accurate projection, though, buddeh.

>>76114939
Ok, kid namefagging on 4chan about "owning" a thread. I bet you crush all kinds of pussy.

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>>76114939
>>76114920
>unemployed manlet spaniard tries to flex.webm

>>76114925
At alpha male ? Nobody

At SBG ? Kavanagh for sure, Artem and Danis somewhat, Gunni would be fine by himself but Goober connection helped him definitely

Someone make a webm of Cody trying to scurry into Bang's locker room, he looks like a temperamental toddler rushing into a crowd of guys who are all like a foot taller than him lmao

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>>76114955
>Being asshurt because I can do both and he can't do either
Sad (!) af, lmao.

>>76114957
>Spaniard
Newfag. Others are bogus too, but it takes one to reveal your state as a casual.

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>ray borg implying only casuals don't want him to get his shot

bro...casuals don't know who the fuck you are.

>>76114960
Oh my bad I misunderstood your comment.

Yeah nah no one at SBG is rich besides Conor, and he'll be broke in a few years while Faber is still enjoying upper middle class norcal comfort.

>>76114640
Have you never seen like 90% of the fights asians have in American MMA? They were born to be heemed and bred out of existence by white men.

>>76114960

>So proud of Artem losing every round to Swanson

sbg bless

>>76114985
Nice.

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>>76114985
>shits on cyborg for using PEDs but lets people take pictures of her using a powerful PED

>>76114879
She literally baited Cyborg into making her relevant.
It's the equivalent of shitposting.

>>76114976
>I'm not going to post a picture of my skin, I could get doxxed!

lol fuck off spaniard

>>76114985
i just listened to her TMZ thing, does she always sound like she's on drugs?

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>>76114978
If you repost that shit long enough, people are actually gonna believe that Marilyn is Rory.

>>76114999
Uhm, try again, sweetie. BASED Artem won round one.

>>76114640
has Buchholz ever competed in MMA? I assume he trains but yeah...Ludwig. also I heard somewhere Buchholz was Alaskan not Asian

>>76115028
>has Buchholz ever competed in MMA?
If only there was some way to find out.

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>>76115008
>a powerful PED

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>>76115015
Whatever helps you sleep at night, casual.

I'd own up to being anything, being a Spaniard moor rapebaby wouldn't be any different. Not everyone is a tremendous pussy casual such as yourself lmao.

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>>76115021
tfw people just believed me without question the first time I posted it

>>76115017
Apparently Angela's mom was a heroin addict while she was pregnant with her

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>>76115021

>Uhm, try again, sweetie. BASED Artem won round one.

wtf I love artem now

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Guys look at me, I'm a 20 year old kid talking hard on the internet!

>>76115047
that's not an attempt at humor it says it on her own website

>>76115028
Buchols was 1-4 in the UFC

>dock manlet and spain going at it

add it to HEEM 1

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>>76115045
Post it until you see it reposted. Shit's gonna be cash.

>>76115059
I can never tell when these are shoops.

>20yo
The reading comprehension of Americans, ladies and gentlemen. Prolly one of those chalupa makers who hopped the border.

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>>76115021
Lelator cage is aesthetic as fuck

>>76114978
It's annoying that people are acting like is the rightful contender. Literally on a two fight win streak and only made weight for one of those fights.

>>76115071
huh I had no idea. last three fights on his record must've stung a bit...losing in much smaller promotions

>>76115090
>prolly
If youre actually older than 20 you should be embarrassed of yourself for talking like a 14 year old.

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>>76115096

I like the VFC cage, the square one.
>>76115090
its dockie lad

Rico VerWGAF

What was cringier to watch:

Conor scrambling for monster cans

OR

Cody running from the locker room to the scrum that was forming

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>>76115096
>Crush a man's skull
>Toss a Pokeball at him
Also, MVP is probably the worst case of a guy cutting extreme weight to beat up shorter people with lower reach. Even worse than Goobs, even worse than Jones.

>>76115121
U mad, fagit? xP

>>76115127
>Dockie
I still have no idea who the Amerispergs are, but it must be pic related.

>>76115101
he beat the brakes off Formiga but I mean I think it's pretty clear Ray Borg will still be hanging around after TJ. How hard would DJ be ducking Garbrandt if Dillashaw got hurt? I really wish Cody was well rn

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Jason Knight title shot when

>>76115136
WORLDS GREATEST STRIKER

VS

some guy. you've probably not heard of him.

they can only do this so many times. he just signed a long term contract though so expect him to crush a few cans before Hari is ready

>>76115113
Ludwig was 2-5 in the UFC but he has fought and lost to some actual names in his career.
The biggest name on Justin's record is Literally Who

>>76115187
imagine the banger that would ensue between Holloway and Knight

>>76115192
>Badr Hari is in prison again

for fuck's sake, he'd better be training.

>>76115204
>jeremy stephens, matt wiman, and mac danzig are literally whos

Poland please your newness is showing.

>>76115211

Just realised they both have the same back tattoo also

>>76115238
He was making a dumb joke by calling Stephens literally who just like Conor

>>76115021
Those Red Boxing shorts are aesthetic as fuck, more mma fighters should where them

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>>76115238

Justin butthole is salty that Duane got all the credit for TJ being champ. Duane got coach of the year two times while at TAM and butthole got no recognition. He cried about it on UFC unfiltered about a month ago.

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>>76115238

>all these new kids that only know Stephens from the press conference
>none of them were watching UFC back when Stephens got picked up on a warrant the weekend he was supposed to fight and Dana went down to the jail to try and bail him out

Sometimes it's hard being the only oldfag fightfan here.

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>>76115278
Traditional Everlast Boxing shorts in general look amazing.

Might buy a pair for boxing class, I've been fooled into buying the extremely tiny tight shorts meme.

>>76115327
sounds like it is really hard on you, being that hes resigned to gatekeeper status and all. perhaps you should do some deep breathing :/

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>>76115238
>>76115327
Jeremy got burned so hard on the biggest stage that all of his past life became irrelevant

Now he's larping about going to boxing class and having money to buy clothes

>>76115327
80% of /heem/ are 196ers

>>76115366
I guess if youre a mandrma dork and think press conferences are "the biggest stage" you'd think that.

>>76115327
you read poland's post wrong it's OK you don't need to compensate lol

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Hent free.

>>76115366
Even Miguel Perry made a crack about that recently when he pushed Jeremy down.

Feel bad for the dude, desu. He's not that big of a cunt and did drop Frankie on his ass and assassinated RDA in one of the most satisfying KOs out there.

>>76114285
And he would have been payed the same as fighting any other guy

>>76115420
The biggest stage for getting burned yes, you can try to name a worse place for Jeremy to get verbally embarrassed by Conor

>>76115488
The cage is the biggest stage for getting burned, nerd. Again, you're a mandrama fag thats more concerned about "cutting promos" and "getting pops" than the actual fighting. Ur opinion = WGAF

>>76115459
What's wrong with that niggas neck?

>>76115504
If it was in the cage then he wouldn't be "who the fook is dat guy" now would he ?
Besides octagon interviews are for call outs and not zingers

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>>76115518
THICC NECC prevents KOs, most of the time.

>>76112294
Marcin Helds last change.
I hope that his wrestling finally wins him a match

>>76115575
He was robbed so hard against Lauzon that even the latter admitted it

Fuck salt

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Which will happen first:

UFC 213

OR

ETH hitting $213 USD

>>76115599
Lauzon didn't rob him, he did more to try and finish the fight. Position alone doesn't score.

Aldo is gonna 50-45 the fuck out of Holloway

Is Bisping scared of Yoel?

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>>76115682
Yes

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>>76115327

>something that happened 5 years ago
>"Us old fit fans, amirite?"

Get your head out of your ass.

>>76115688
I hope he beats Whittaker, Yoel is the last person Bisping wants to lose to

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>>76115716
I'm sure Yoel was screwed out of the title shot because Biscuck was afraid and did everything to avoid the fight.

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>>76115648
>being this contrarian
Even Lauzon admits he should have lost. Just stop it.

>>76115762
Lauzon thinks he lost because he's used to the old rules.

>muh media scores
I bet you think GSP lost to Hendricks.

>>76115752
>after knee surgery
>"if GSP isn't ready before end of summer I'm fighting Yoel"
>Dana calls off the fight
>"oh GSP wanting to fight in November was a blessing in disguise"
>"I can't fight Yoel"

Some standing and clanging is on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC6Pn3mO-hY

newfags not welcome

>>76115784
>I bet you think GSP lost to Hendricks.
He did.

>>76115817
Indeed he did, Hendricks beat Lawler twice too

>>76115817
>muh facial damage

>>76115784
Stop being so contrarian. The fight wasn't even held under the new judging criteria.

Sage is fighting!!

>>76115857

a literal who

>>76115716
I just hope Bisping isn't holding that belt by 2018. A whole year of MW being held up because of GSP is the darkest timeline.

>>76115856
I'm pretty sure it was. Is there a way to settle this definitively rather than the two of us just going NUH-UH at each other?

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>>76115857
Sage = WGAF. Exposed meme fighter.

>>76115873
Yeah, you could stop being an idiot and look it up.

>>76115875
This, Micky Gall is the new hope

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>view BJ Penns profile on fightpass
>Yair fight is conveniently not there
>view Yair's page
>fight is there and the thumbnail is BJ punching Yair

how fucking pathetic lol

>>76115879
That's literally what I'm asking about. Is there a site that has records of what ruleset events were held under? Or that has a website of when any given state adopted a set of rules?

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What did he mean by this?

>>76115893
Bellator soon

>>76115893
Mousasi won the referee's decision, but he lost the fight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUqCy0-4e9A

heres your daily dose of Magana lads

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>>76115893
But wait, there's more !

>>76115892
>s-spoonfeed me please
Learn to use google bird brains.

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>>76115893

i-illegal knee...

>Only UFC event in August is a Fight Night

>The state of WWE-IMG

>>76115909
1st round Fatstelum via TKO.

>>76115893
>when you foul hunt and lose the fight

b-b-but the rules are confusing!! i was just trying to do something they made a new rule to eliminate!!!! I GOT SCREWED

>>76115909

Seriously though, Kevin needs to not fuck up. I never thought I'd see this, but if he decides to stick in that division, he can be Top 3 or a belt holder in a few years. It's all dinosaurs who can't stand his KO power.

>>76115570
Is there any evidence to this? I've heard this before I find it rather dubious

>>76115816
GET THE FUCK IN HERE FOR SPICY CLANGERS

Last time I watched this on /heem/ it was fun. I remember the Czechs and the Mexicans stomping everyone.

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>>76115912
You're literally asking me to do your job for you. It was under the new rules. They talked about it at the start of the broadcast.

GET OUT OF THERE TRAVIS

>>76115914
could he have played it up any harder? Serra and Longo are partly to blame for screaming at him to stay down but why fight if that is all the heart you have

>>76115875
Those last twenty seconds ended Pigg Rigg's career. USADA just hammered in the coffin nail.

>>76115955
>get btfo
>make stuff up
Sad, feel free to keep making a fool of yourself.

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>>76115897

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>>76115935
I'd say 2nd or 3rd

>>76115893
Weidman was always a middle-of-the-road guy. He got exposed by all the best guys in the division consecutively. Pretty surprised Dana let that happen to his whitebread American hero.

>>76115974
>get btfo
>make stuff up
Sad, feel free to keep making a fool of yourself.

>>76115889
lmao

>>76115987
I should have known you were just shitposting from your first dumb post.

>>76115977
>muh volume!

>>76115982
Remember when middleweight was considered the big four of Weidman, Rockhold, Romero and Jacare (with Mousasi chugging along solidly behind them) and then the rest of the losers that couldn't crack the top 5?

>>76115999
It was under the new rules. Keep running.

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>>76115951
MW is looking goofy for all the Bisbong drama but is for sure a really hard division. Sure Gastelum hit like a ton of bricks but there's a lot of contenders ahead of him right now.
The thing is, that Rockhold fucker messed up the division, he's, by far, the best fighter but his arrogance cost him the belt and the natural order on the middlewights.

>>76116016
Who are you trying to convince? Anybody who can use google will quickly see you're wrong.

>>76115999
>>76116016

ill heem you both