/heem/

Brendan Schaub?

"Kid" Nate Wilcox

Think before you run your mouth.

Hey.
You pussies still here?

>>75955545
Eugene S. Robinson

https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live

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Upcoming events:

Wednesdays at 10 PM EST, 7 PM PST, 3 AM BST - New TUF 25 episodes aired

5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald
5/20: Glory 41 - Verhoeven vs Lazaar
5/20: ACB 61 - Balayev vs Bataev
5/20: Invicta FC 23 - Porto vs Niedzwiedz
5/26: Lion Fight 37 - TBA
5/26: M1 Challenge 78 - Divnich vs Ismagulov
5/27: Ventator Fight Night 1 - Zecchi vs Mustardo
5/28: UFC FN 109 - Gustafsson vs Teixeira
6/1: M1 Challenge 79 - Shlemenko vs Halsey 2
6/2: LFA 13 - Millender vs Holland
6/3: UFC 212 - Aldo vs Holloway
6/10: UFC FN 110 - Hunt vs Lewis
6/10: Glory 42 - TBA
6/12: Fight Nights Global 68 - TBA
6/15: M1 Challenge 80 - Kharitonov vs Lopes
6/16: UFC FN 111 - Holm vs Correia
6/24: Bellator 180 - Silva vs Sonnen
6/25: UFC FN 112 - Chiesa vs Lee
7/7: BAMMA 30 - TBA
7/7: TUF 25 Season Finale - Johnson vs Gaethje
7/8: UFC 213 - TBA
7/11: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 1
7/14: Bellator 181 - Freire vs Campos 2
7/16: UFC Fight Night 113 - Nelson vs Ponzinibbio
7/21: Glory 43 - TBA
7/22: UFC on Fox 25 - Weidman vs Gastelum
7/29: UFC 214 - Cormier vs Jones 2

News:

>CSAC passes ground-breaking package of weight-cutting regulations
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/5/16/15648532/csac-passes-ground-breaking-package-of-weight-cutting-regulations

>Tyron Woodley discusses next title defense
http://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/tyron-woodley/tyron-woodley-discusses-next-title-defense/

just got beaten and raped by joanna

>>75955575
Lucky

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>>75955545
Dana responds

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>>75955575
did she give you this look?
I'm already making cummies

>>75955596
poor little cuckhold

>>75955581
Ay que tal la Comida mexicana en borricuaville?

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>>75955597
that's not a midsection it's an amphitheater

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>>75955545
Tell that to the pooanna and PEDgar posters.

>Edgar is too old and slow, YAir will pick up another KOoTN on that manlet
>JJ's pitter patter striking isn't gonna stop her from getting SHEEMED by female John Lineker

The absolute state of casuals

>>75955510
>no news
>no calendar
>no man-on-man action

great thread

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>>75955596
>I usually never respond

>>75955615
Aside from taco bell i can't tell what's supossed to be mexican food or not here tbf

>>75955653
you'll be a USA state soon bro

>>75955648
I usually never respond to posts like this but nobody asked you to post here. Get lost! Beat it!

>>75955653
Fuckman don't tell me you eat that shit that is taco smell? I ate it one time never again. No mexican restaurants?

>>75955646
Shame that Maia vs MAsvidal spawned new spergout.
There's something afoot with welterweight division, something that triggers autists

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I feel like Cockhold is right on this. Dana fucked up big time with the GSP v Bisbong fight.

>>75955671
I usually never respond to posts like this but take a few more pics of ur dog u fuckin weirdo

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>>75955510

Upcoming events:

Wednesdays at 10 PM EST, 7 PM PST, 3 AM BST - New TUF 25 episodes aired

5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald
5/20: Glory 41 - Verhoeven vs Lazaar
5/20: ACB 61 - Balayev vs Bataev
5/20: Invicta FC 23 - Porto vs Niedzwiedz
5/26: Lion Fight 37 - TBA
5/26: M1 Challenge 78 - Divnich vs Ismagulov
5/27: Ventator Fight Night 1 - Zecchi vs Mustardo
5/28: UFC FN 109 - Gustafsson vs Teixeira
6/1: M1 Challenge 79 - Shlemenko vs Halsey 2
6/2: LFA 13 - Millender vs Holland
6/3: UFC 212 - Aldo vs Holloway
6/10: UFC FN 110 - Hunt vs Lewis
6/10: Glory 42 - TBA
6/12: Fight Nights Global 68 - TBA
6/15: M1 Challenge 80 - Kharitonov vs Lopes
6/16: UFC FN 111 - Holm vs Correia
6/24: Bellator 180 - Silva vs Sonnen
6/25: UFC FN 112 - Chiesa vs Lee
7/7: BAMMA 30 - TBA
7/7: TUF 25 Season Finale - Johnson vs Gaethje
7/8: UFC 213 - Dillashaw vs Buttasspoop
7/11: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 1
7/14: Bellator 181 - Freire vs Campos 2
7/16: UFC Fight Night 113 - Nelson vs Ponzinibbio
7/21: Glory 43 - TBA
7/22: UFC on Fox 25 - Weidman vs Gastelum
7/29: UFC 214 - Cormier vs Jones 2

Previous thread: >>75950500

News:

>CSAC passes ground-breaking package of weight-cutting regulations
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/5/16/15648532/csac-passes-ground-breaking-package-of-weight-cutting-regulations

>Tyron Woodley discusses next title defense
http://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/tyron-woodley/tyron-woodley-discusses-next-title-defense/

>Joanna on why she left press conference
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/5/15/15642502/joanna-jedrzejczyk-explains-why-she-fought-back-tears-left-ufc-211-press-conference

>Darell Horcher to make UFC return following motorcycle accident
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/05/alex-garcia-vs-tim-means-darrell-horcher-vs-devin-powell-set-for-ufc-fight-night-112

>TUF Brazil vet arrested for drug trafficking
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/5/15/15637716/tuf-brazil-veteran-arrested-international-drug-trafficking-alexandre-sangue-ramos

Who should Joanna Jedrzejczyk face next inside the squared circle?

>tfw joanna rips your dick off and disembowels you with her shecock

>>75955695
Well it's not even happening according to Dana
It wouldn't be so bad if it was happening in July like Dana wanted, but for some reason they did the conference and GSP said October

>>75955672
I'm a picky eater so going to new and different restaurants is more of a chore than an adventure to me

That said i don't remember anything while driving that stood out to me a mexican food aside from taco bell and i live in the capital

>>75955596
He is capable of better bants

>>75955721
>I'm a picky eater
pathetic

>>75955719

The problem is that the fight got made in the first place. When it should've been Romero challenging for the title, not the guy that has never fought in the division.

>>75955596
>GSP never lost his title
What did he meme by this?

>>75955570
>http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/5/16/15648532/csac-passes-ground-breaking-package-of-weight-cutting-regulations

If I'm reading this right, it sounds like the CSAC just made it legally mandatory for the UFC to create a bunch of new weight clasess to which i say FUCK THE FUCK OFF. THAT SHIT KILLED BOXING. MMA IS STILL YOUNG, DONT DO THIS TO US

>>75955761
And he is best friends with Serra, sheesh talk about awkward

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>>75955767
Get the fuck out UFC is getting more weight classes??

>>75955767
Californians are incapable of not making new rules daily

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>>75955510
Adan bless

>>75955767
UFC doesn't have the talent pool for more weight classes unless they expand their rosters which they certainly will not do

>>75955711
My dick

>>75955767
No, just like the UFC doesn't have mens strawweight they can choose not to start the new weight classes

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Thiago Alves targeting fight with Platinum in August

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>>75955838
good fight i hope it happens. IT would be a better test of perry's skills than lellengburger

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>>75955838
Platinum's response.

If fight happens maybe in Mexico City? Probably some soon to be announced event in August

>>75955767
ufc will simply sign fighters that fall into their current weight classes and let go those that belong to the new ones

>>75955838
2 more floridian fighters
why do other places even exist for mma

>>75955890
Is time for hespect

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>>75955916
California is relevant too

Someone please explain to me, are we getting new weight classes in UFC? We don't need watered down divisions!

How likely is it that Cain will fight this year?

>>75955970
Choose to be inspired

https://youtu.be/oP2ZMUV5amM

>>75955970
Wait and see.

>Watching Edgar vs Maynard III on fightpass
>Round 4
>They fucked up the upload to thier own service
>The video is literally missing the three seconds of footage in which frankie lands the punch that sends gray reeling for the finish

why the fuck do i pay for this shit?

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>MC Hammer starts playing

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>>75955973
I'd love to see Nigganou break his back into a wheelchair

>>75955970
Its up to individial promotions to choose if they want to start those weight division or not

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>>75956018
>Simon and Garfunkel start playing

>>75955988
worked fine for me just now

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nth for based king kevin

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get rid of this division

>>75956083
>touches chin

could it be? does he post on heem?

>>75956091
No

>>75955570
new weight classes! i'm ok with this

more championship fights and hopefully less cards canceled due to tiramisu

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>http://www.lowkickmma.com/UFC/demetrious-johnson-reacts-to-tj-dillashaw-calling-him-out/

>“There’s other challengers in the division with more wins and on a winning streak,” Johnson said. “This wouldn’t be a super-fight because TJ is not a champion. He’s just a 135er coming down to 125 to skip the line that other flyweight competitors have worked hard to climb. Now, if he was a champion, there’d be something there.”

what did dj mean by this?

>>75956122
dj really is a dipshit

>>75956122
That he's a midget phony afraid of a slightly bigger manlet

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Nice card for Polaris

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>>75955596
>fans wanted it
that's some grade a bullshit senpai

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>>75956051

>le hate everyone Conor tells me to casual polandposter

>>75956122
>This wouldn’t be a super-fight because TJ is not a champion

Yet he would take Dom in a heartbeat?

I´m very disappointed in DJ. He has the chance to challenge himself against a former world champion but instead he acts like he has any decent opponent at flyweight.

>>75956018
Damn Aldo makes Yair look a complete casual.

>>75956152
BJJ is so boring to watch desu

>>75955767
that means less fighters would miss weight, i see no problem in it.

>>75956092
Literally half the UFC roster posts here 100%

>>75956152
EBI rules yeh?

>>75956122
DJ literally just said he deserves 7 figures a year.

Now he's feigning concern about Ray Borg or a 3rd fight with Joey B lol

>>75956158
Let me just call Conor real quick and I'll reply to you right back, okay ?

>>75956199
Not quite. You win by submission or decision after 15 minutes

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6wqn6waB0vg

>>75956122
he has a point. tj is a nobody.

>>75956103
t. flyweight

>>75956267
t. actual literal Flyweight

rate my walkout song, its by the sharpest mind in MMA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-rCzCAJJcA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-rCzCAJJcA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-rCzCAJJcA

>>75956091
they'll get rid of it after MM loses or retires and make 115 and 125 lady divisions so they can just call them "ufc champions" without having to say "ufc women's champions"

>>75956274
Not as good as mine by the PREMIER mind in mma

https://youtu.be/lcx4DAiqiCA

>>75956245
oh, because cody garbage and whatever manlet WHO he beats next is such a huge star right?

tj is a bigger star than dj and their fight would be a main attraction on the July card.

retard

>>75956273
t. women's strawweight

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>>75956177

I respect Yair for calling out the worst stylistic matchup for him, but idk what he expected to happen

Why do the Japanese suck so badly at MMA? Don't they have a long history of practicing martial arts?

>>75956286
There would still be the issue of bantamweight, and there's no way they'd close either of those

>tfw started Ngannou posting
>tfw started sharpest mind posting

>>75956294
he's a bigger star than cody but he's still a nobody so it's not a superfight. At least champ vs champ means something on its own.

>>75956303
Too honorable to actually hurt opponents, most of the top guys are passive grapplers

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>>75956325
>tfw started the Grassoposting

>>75956349
because he thinks he will become a star over night just from beating cans.

he's a retard

>>75956298
It looked like he had literally never practiced how to get back up after being taken down. I expected him to work on that before the fight but he was just flailing around like a retard.

>>75956359
i like MM but his logic is flawed. Combat sports aren't like regular sports where the best are paid the most because in other sports Mighty Mouse wouldn't even get a chance to play a highest level because of his size. His only argument is that he is P4P best but P4P is a made up concept which benefits the smaller fighters. A legit argument can be made that MM is the weakest male champion in the UFC (as in he would lose to others in an actual fight).

What are these guys on Rogan even mad about? How old some rock is? WGAF?

Edgar > Khabib

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8Y_m0wZxsw

>>75956406
Joe Rogan promotes pseudo scientists. He doesn't understand the scientific method. He unironically believes in Bigfoot.

>>75956414
no way desu, edgar would beat everyone in lw but khabib and ferguson.

him and mcgregor is the fight I want the most after khabib and ferg.

>>75956083
notice how he turns his head to the side and has his two fingers uncurled? Pretty obvious a smug pepe.

>>75956443
>He doesn't understand the scientific method.
Neither do you.

https://youtu.be/UBh_5BAlBDg
>wmma

So now that the dust has settled, do we still hate Eddie?

Bonus: do we still hate Herb Dean?

>>75956559
Erm I don't think so sweetie.

>>75956571
cool thanks

>>75956586
Only Mccasual nuthuggers hate Eddie

>>75956598
Why do you call people sweetie?

>>75956586
herbie is past redemption

>>75956619
What if i hate both huh?

https://youtu.be/tFlAFo78xoQ
>tw addicted to the suck

Y'all really have no clue who Eddie Alvarez is do you?

>>75956655
Why would you hate on Edward? He came from lellator and blew RDA the fuck out. Respect the guy will ya
>>75956665
A SAINT

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>>75956387
i hate this propaganda rogan pushes because of his manlet insecurity.

I'm 5'9, it's okay, dj isn't anywhere near dom, jon, gsp, andy, dc, his resume doesnt measure up and he needs to get over it already.

>>75956638
Oh honey, it's a good way to condescend people who make dumb posts.

>>75956691
Don't EVER call me honey you got it? Just blocked communications with you, there will be no more (You)'s for a dork like yourself

>>75956303
>practicing martial arts
only choreographed movelists with lots of screaming in single player mode and dances with compliant partners in two player mode

judo gets a pass for actually being effective

>>75956669
His run to the tittle shot was boring and undeserved, his fluke win against RDA was just that a fluke

>>75956703
Relax sweetie.

>>75956716
He beat the right people for that titleshot ya goof, his fight against RDA sure as hell wasn't boring or a fluke.

>>75956703
okay sugar buns

>>75956478
Not saying Edgar would beat Khabib, I'm just saying he's better. Better stand up, nicer guy and more entertaining fights

>>75956443
pretty much this

He has no scientific education and he keeps trying to give arguments based repeating shit he reads online.

And his fanbase actually thinks he is smart, probably because they have just as little education.

>>75956703
oh pumpkin, no need to get them panties in a bunch

>>75956737
Record of competition is 10x better also.

>>75956732
He was getting picked apart, i'm not gonna say dominated since it was a 1 round fight, but he's lucky RDA is not the model picture for durable

Just rewatched Edgar vs Stephens and Edgar vs Rodriguez.

Hard to believe Edgar was champ at 155 lbs. He even looks dwarfed at Featherweight.

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>>75956192
>Edgar would beat Edson Barboza
>Edgar would beat Michael Johnson

>>75956737
>Better standup
true

>Nicer guy
False, you just automatically assume Khabib is a bad guy because he's a muslim

>More entertaining fights
>Not thinking Sambo masterclasses with damaging ground and pound are entertaining

>>75956737
agree with that, edgar is one of my main boys

>>75956764
RDA has good winds over Nate,Benson,Pettis,Cowboy

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>>75956787
he's extremist tier. fuck off

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Imagine having multiple boys, heem urselfs

>>75956797
Lay and pray wins on three of those you mentioned that could knock him out

>>75955570
not gonna lie i'm kinda pumped about sonnen vs wandy. bellator is basically that legends league vitor was talking about

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dilly and duane ludwig teaching you how to throw a jab

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vO_623Crys

>>75956817
a w is a w my dude

>>75956817
lay and pray my ass

What if scoring was based on minutes in the fight rather than rounds?

>>75956816
my boy always and forever is shogun rua. i got the tattoo on my inner bicep to prove it

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>>75956781
He's even smaller than Cruz, broader shoulders tho, but everybody has broader shoulders than Dom. Frankie wouldn't even be one of the big BW's if he dropped down

>>75956852
Post tattoo pls

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>there are people in this thread who unironically believe Mcgreggor wouldn't heem Memeweather

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>https://youtu.be/s86yZ27OR0Y
>l-luke!!!
>n-no o-official word
>w-we m-made a deal p-pls

S C A R E D
C
A
R
E
D

>>75955555

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>>75955510
Raising CTE awareness

>>75957029
For sure my man, very serious topic 100%

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>le cut down two weight classes to beat up on little guys man

>>75956972
why didn't he break his ankle?

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>>75957029
holy shit Shaubs brain looks like THAT?

>>75957076
literal baboon

>>75957080
It might be the brain of a football player who died in his 60's or 70's but, Its still scary how thats the brain he had to operate on after his athletic career.

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>when someone puts Sprite in the free water cup

>>75956860
make ufc great again

>>75957076
when will he make his bantamweight debut

>>75957080
Schaub is more successful than you in every facet of life.

>>75957076
Why is being good at cutting weight a physical advantage people give shit to fighters about ? Nobody raged about Hendo's or Rumble's power, or Cain's cardio, or Edgar's chin but everybody hates on if you can withstand severe dehydration better than others.
Some people's bodies are just better than others, good for anybody who uses their advantages to the fullest

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>>75957100
kek good post

is BJJ the fedora of the MMA world?

>>75957076
Conor's walk around weight is 168.

Can he hang with top ten welterweights?

>>75957180
Nate proved otherwise

>>75957180
I think so, he can beat people like Magny and Cowboy IMO.

>>75957200
You're an idiot for thinking that

>>75957180
I'd give him a chance versus Wonderboy, Masvidal, deleted Conduit, Magny.
He would starch Cerrone

>>75957226
Polandbro, I'm disappointed to read this from you

>>75957224
why please explain. Cowboy struggles with boxer and is can get shook by some banter. Magny has tall man defence and has been knocked out a few times.

>>75957200
Cowboy is a meme who is ranked far too high

I'd bet the house on Conor r1 KO if they fought

>>75957317
Cowboy is bad matchup for Conor with his kicks keeping him at range and has great cardio, Magny is the Jon Jones of WW he could jab mcgregor all night. People really underestimate Neil, look how durable he was against Lombard those were clean shots too

>>75957248
Which part you disagree with ?

Condit is semi retired and his chin is deteriorated to shreds
Cerrone eats shitload of shots in his fights and chokes when lights are bright
Thompson would be interesting, they both can heem each other with a well placed counterstrike but I think left hand shots are more reliable than meme kicks
Masvidal is not that big a striker, so maybe Goobs wouldn't be totally lost
Magny I only seen vs Larkin and Rigg and wasn't impressed to say the least

>>75957348
>Magny is the Jon Jones of WW
>
...

>>75957348
Cowboy loses to anyone who can box

Magny nearly lost to deleted pig rigg

>>75957226
Lol Maybe Magny, but those other guys would chew him up. You gotta keep in mind that those guys cut down to 170, whereas Conor practically has to eat into it. They're too big, too powerful for Conrad.

>>75957180
He was finished in two rounds by a guy who got suplexed out of the Top 10 at WW

>>75957387
Both Masvidal and Cerrone are lighweights who cut less than they should, Wonderboy and Condit are skinny lankets

>>75957346
>I'd bet the house on Conor r1 KO if they fought
I'm not surprised Paddy
>>75957361
Is he not he's got the great frame and reach at WW you goof
>>75957359
Shit too much to explain while at work, Condit is too unpredictable he proved to be durable against lawler, Cerrone has nice kicks to keep distance, and Thompson is just a nightmare for him with his elusiveness and unpredictability like Condit, I'll give you Masdival but not mah nigga Neil

>>75957180
>Conor's walk around weight is 168.
It's more than that.

>>75957421
>Shit too much to explain while at work, Condit is too unpredictable he proved to be durable against lawler, Cerrone has nice kicks to keep distance, and Thompson is just a nightmare for him with his elusiveness and unpredictability like Condit, I'll give you Masdival but not mah nigga Neil
All wrong, Thompson would destroy Conor, Masvidal would beat Conor. The rest wouldn't

>>75957359
How is Condit's chin deleted? He wasn't stopped by Hendricks, Woodley, or Lawler, and all those guys hit harder than Conor.

Condit hasn't really fallen as far as people might think. He lost to GSP (a terrible matchup for a guy with TDD as bad as his), then lost to Hendricks for the same reason after a much closer fight, mauled Kap, blew his knee out against Woodley, mauled Alves, then he arguably beat Lawler after a super-close war, then he got choked out by the best WW grappler who was another bad matchup for him. Aside from his knee injury and his own comments, I think Condit's got a few solid years left in the tank.

>>75957421
Don't liken Jon Jones to other fighters

>>75957149
In the case of Goobity Goobs a lot of it is blowback from the obvious double standard of Diaz being framed as this huge guy(they're both lightweights) compared to a monstrous FW that beats up on guys half his size.

In general I think weight cutting is perceived, accurately or not, as sort of a gaming of the system in contrast to natural abilities like speed and punching power. It's kind of odd because there's no way to know how much anybody is really cutting without fight night weigh-ins and yet it seems to come up constantly.

>>75957417
But they're probably 180-190lbs walking around. They're carrying more muscle than Conor's got, and they ALL have better conditioning than Conor, who has maybe 10 good minutes in him.

heeminder weight classes exist to protect lankets from athletically superior manlets

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I thought the argument of Conor vs WW's got put to bed when he got rocked by a Diaz punch and could barely make the weight

Please stop.

Frankie Edgar is the true p4p king. Always has fought guys bigger than him. Two division champ. Most time ever spent in the octagon. Been in the UFC for over a decade and is still top 3 of his division. All around good guy.

>>75957512
get a dog bro

>>75957499
This, Nate isn't even a power puncher

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>>75957359
Do not bully Condito

But I'll level with you on Cowboy, he's not durable enough to eat dat left. He could totally take Conor to BJJ town though. Cerrone's wrestling is underrated.

Masvidal might be the most interesting fight desu, but I think it might go the way of Mendes or Alvarez.

>>75957512
> Two division champ

Ehh

WE
ARE
LIVE
https://youtu.be/_6II0vaqAis
https://youtu.be/_6II0vaqAis
https://youtu.be/_6II0vaqAis

>>75957512
Frankie is an unsung GOAT who goes neglected by casuals because he doesn't get into JUSTBLEED hockeyfights or act like a pro wrestler at press conferences.

>>75957533
Masvidal is way too good at assessing distance and his fundamentals are bulletproof, as well as having a great wrestling/grappling game. Nightmare matchup for McGregor who capitalizes on scrappy guys throwing sloppy strikes.

>>75957536
Edgar 3,4,5

>>75957495
This.
In fighting, the manlet is the lanklet's natural predator.
t.6ft

>>75957555
I really wanna see Conor fight a good wrestler. We had one example with Chadlet but I would mention him in the same breath as Frankie or Khabib, honestly. We need a nightmare matchup for Gooby to see how good he actually is.

>>75957512
2014-model Frankie was a scary man.

>>75957200
>>75957226
>Magny
you're a fucking retard

>>75957359
I never had any respect for the Polish, but if I did, reading this post would have eliminated it. Retarded to the max.

>>75957555
Assvidal couldn't beat 40 year old maia
lmao

>>75957660
I wonder how Alvarez would have done if he went for the wrestling before getting concussed

>>75957730
So?

>>75957713
lel

>>75957730
You're a fucking idiot if you think Conor would do any better

>>75957474
Conor walks around at 180 and hits ridiculously hard. He would ko Cowboy in the first round

>>75957788
>>75957773
>this assblasted they picked masvidal to beat maia
lmao

>>75957816
What does that have to do with some idiot thinking Conor would beat Maia?

>>75957836
no one is talking about conor lmao masvidal sucks

>>75957836
Stop getting baited

>>75957765
He tried to take him down two or three times at 205 but I think that was after the first Touch of Death.

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>>75957168

:^)

>>75957862
It was, Eddie didn't go for takedown until rocked

>>75957816
What the fuck are you talking about

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>>75957853
oh for sure Maia irritated Masvidals skin with that back humping, that was beast

>>75957889
You're a faggot, Canada never gave a shit about Maia. You see an outcome and jump in to say you told us all so

>James Irvin gets hit in the back of the heat for a DQ win, beat one guy, gets title shot against Anderson

>Maia gets heemed by Marquardt, decisions a who, gets title shot against Anderson

Silva's title reign had some weird moments from a matchmaking standpoint.

>>75957954
it wasnt a title shot, it was at 205lbs

>>75957889
Masvidal will never be a true contender because even when he's winning, he starts to let fights get away from him. He just doesn't do enough. That's why he's lost so many SDs. A counter-striking wrestler isn't a good style when it comes to UFC judging.

>his power won't work on lightweights the same way it did featherweights
>WELTERWEIGHTS!

Face it, Conor has a gift. He hits insanely hard but you guys are in denial. He sleeps most WWs

>>75957978
lol im retarded

I keep forgetting Anderson fought at LHW for a spell.

But what's up with that Maia shot? Was it just a brazil/brazil angle?

>>75957986
Dude wasn't swinging enough against Maia, threw useless headkicks and even got in his guard instead of standing him back up. He had NO reason not to swing wildly when Maia won't even throw a single punch

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WB is such a nice guy

>>75957999
>>75957452

>>75957452
He is retired.

Fact: WME not firing Dana White was the single worst thing to happen to the sport of MMA in the last 5 years.

>>75958064
Yeah sure, then have some pencil pushing dickhead take over that knows little MMA

>>75958064
worse than the Reebok deal? USADA?

>>75958016
I have wondered the same thing with Maia, he went on a submission spree, was undefeated, then got KO'd by Marquardt. Looks like Vitor was gunna fight Anderson but pulled out due to injury and Maia got the shot

>>75958064
usada is the worst thing to happen to the ufc since face the pain was written

>>75958034
Every strike Masvidal threw made Maia flinch, stagger, or back up. He was literally wincing away from them. Yet he just stayed at range and waited for the inevitable leg ride/back take.

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>>75958092
>hating on face the pain

Rate the job WME has done out of 10

>>75958092
delete yourself

>>75958062
Conor was retired at one point too.

>>75958110
Honest 4/10

>>75958062
You never truly retire in MMA until you die in the cage. Rizin, Lelator, and modern UFC has taught us this.

>>75958143
Pride never die

>>75958101
>tfw too intelligent to finish a fight

>>75958121
>>75958143
Agreed 100% Brendan is a bad matchup for Stipe & JBJ and he will prove it in 2018.

>>75958035

he is too pure for this sport

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/Famous/ bless

honestly, id love for mcgregor to fight woodley, you guys haven't learned anything from the nate fights.

wish a nigga would

>>75958143
i bet i could beat up present day mark coleman

Maia vs Woodley will be the most boring fight of all time

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>>75958326
i don't watch any fights, occasionally a UFC on FOX highlight on YouTube, but trust me i know more than any here. Not even kidding lol.

>>75958326
4chan bitch

>>75958326
I see Conor dropping Tyron the exact same way he dropped Aldo and shocking the world again

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>>75958373

>>75958366
It might honestly go down like a more tauted version of Maiavidal, with Woodley not wanting to let his hands go for fear of being taken down and embarrassed and Maia not wanting to get clipped by a bomb going in and get slept.

>>75958326
>>75958397
Honestly McGregor is a pretty bad matchup for Woodley considering how much he likes to throw big overhands with no setup

>>75958397

that would be the dankest possible timeline and the worst thing for the sport tbchwyfampai

>>75958366
woodley will heem the shit out of maia

>>75958439
woodley will just wrestlefuck and finish him on the ground. go rewatch the mendes fight

mendes >>>>>>>>>> eddie

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who would you rather marry
>Grasso
or
>Mama Grasso

>>75958373
“The camp is still good, but I will say that I am injured pretty badly. My back is totally f—– up. Last week, I couldn’t walk. I was crying because it was so much pain. My physical therapist from Poland just got here Sunday and I’m so happy. I wish he could have been here already, but he’s about to get married right after my fight.

“It’s a crazy time for him and his fiancé

>>75958490
No way that's her mother, she's fine as fugg

Reminder Conor can't even make 170, and therefore wouldn't even get Woodleys belt if he knocked him out cold, since he cant make championship weight. If he cant get the belt he wont even bother, and making predictions is pointless.

>>75958490
M A M A
A
M
A

>>75958490
maybe it's just the fakeup but mama grasso has much better eyes
grasso's eyes are awful lol

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>>75958511
cheeky

>>75958472
>woodley will just wrestlefuck and finish him on the ground. go rewatch the mendes fight
>relying on Woodley to do the sensible thing
He backs up into a Corner hoping to heem Conor, trys to do the combo he did on Robbie and gets dropped

>>75958490
why not breed them both?

>>75958567
delusion

>>75958511
He walks around at 180

>>75958490
No way is that her mom, did she get pregnant at like age 12 or something?

>>75958535
her eyes just look dead here for some reason. usually she seems much cuter.

>>75958606
>mexicans
what do you think?

>>75958600
For sure Eddie will g&p Conor, he has an iron chin

>>75958630
for sure eddie is the same calibre of wrestler as mendes and woodley my guy, 100%

>>75958511
he only needs to weight in at like 157 to make WW

>>75958608
she is cute her eyes are beady af though

>>75958672
Mendes lost to pre 196 Conor and you was probably saying that same thing about Eddie not long ago

>>75958745
Fat Mendes was able to ragdoll Conor for almost two rounds before he realized the over was about to come in

>>75958745
are we really gonna argue about this shit again?

go rewatch the first round of conor mendes and the first of woodley thompson.

dumbass

remember when cuckbib put ferguson's career on hold? remember all the shit talking about being #1 and getting fucked over lmfao

>>75958714

Championship fights need to the exact weight on the nose

People forget that Mendes had under two weeks to prepare for Conor

AYYY

AYYYYY

WAT DA BIG BROWN BREAKDOWN B DIS WEEK FAMM

remember when mendes got knocked out by frankie edgar and tested positive for steroids

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If Aldo beats Max, Aldo vs Ferg for interim LW belt.

Would be a good fight

>>75955552
Im here jon

>>75958931
Every fighter is on steroids

>>75955597
What does her sweat taste like?

>>75958945
Frankie Edgar isn't. Aldo is. Benson is. Frankie is unironically p4p #1 ever to be honest.

>>75958945
every single fighter is on steroids
almost every single one doesn't earn shit
yet only 1% get caught with random blood testing
it's amazing!

Lads, Why is conor still ducking our boy frankie?

>>75958978
him and cormier are overlooked when it comes to top 5 goat conversations I'll give you that.

frankie isn't the goat though to be honest

>>75955596
Didnt dana said gsp lost hendricks fight what a goof

>>75958780
>dumbass
The sign of a beaten man

>>75959065
he is if you consider that aldo is a known roider and even nate diaz said edgar doesn't use steroids

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>>75958978

Aldo is on Famous Burgers©, get it right

>>75959027
>usada testing

lmao @ ur """life""" if you get caught by that retard test

But hey now you have "tainted supplements" to bail yourself out!

>>75959091
lol
all that ringing in his ears is from the constant lying
even his own body is sick of his bullshit
dana is an awful human being

>>75959116
>burger on top of the lettuce onion and tomato

fucking brazilians i hate brazil i hate it i hate i I HATE IT

>>75959219
settle down spaz

>>75956703
Relax sugar tits

>>75959219
>he doesn't set his hamburger down upside down after the first bite
lmao what a dork

>>75959099
is spastic a very bad word in the UK?

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>>75959219

Beat it dork, get lost!

>>75959219
>vegetables on a burger at all

http://www.ufc.com/Japan

predict the headliner

>>75959455
That's a bready sandwich

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>>75959543

If the burger is as thick as the bottom bun I'm cool with it

>>75959510
Mark Hunt's last fight vs some can

>>75959455
>>75959543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhvjsCghYGg

I actually find this general way less autistic than the average here on this Indonesian motorcycle riding forum.

wtf I love mma now

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpTaqKVIio4

>>75959505
>lards

>>75959586
These memes just continue to get dank

>Kevin Lee is my boy

is there a runtier sentence in the english language?

Kevin Lee finna be my low-key mulignan

>>75959586
If I pull that bun off will you die?

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>>75959757
>runtier
what?

>>75959790
runt

>>75959668
You thought StudGOD was just a meme, chump? He would literally LITERALLY wrestlefuck everyone at TAM. He taught them all what it means to be an ALPHA MALE. Maia would shoot in for a takedown, get sprawled on his face flat and then pounded inton submission. I LITERALLY will defend Sir StudGOD for eternity

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Gokhan Saki is going to heem all the goofs in the LHW division when he comes to the UFC, mark my words.

>>75959694
BBC is all you need

BEEF BACON CHEESE

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>>75956893
Team McGregor lad

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when is aldo expanding into the US?

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>>75959707

:^)

>>75959781

It would be extremely painful