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>>75944241
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>>75950500
Official /boy/ of this thread
No other /boy/s allowed.
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>Masvidal won the popular vote!
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>>75950508
t. Anderson Ronaldo Rafael Aldo Junior Glover De Silva
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Taking votes for what picks we do this weekend one last time. I'll start picks tonight
Count is currently 5 to 4 for Bellator
>Bellator 179: Daley vs. MacDonald
or
>Invicta FC 23: Porto vs. Niedzwiedz
or
>Both
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>>75950537
Maia won the popular vote amongst fake news dorks who don't even train and casuals like yourself

Smart ghetto people know Masvidal won
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>>75950500

Upcoming events:

Wednesdays at 10 PM EST, 7 PM PST, 3 AM BST - New TUF 25 episodes aired

5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald
5/20: Glory 41 - Verhoeven vs Lazaar
5/20: ACB 61 - Balayev vs Bataev
5/20: Invicta FC 23 - Porto vs Niedzwiedz
5/26: Lion Fight 37 - TBA
5/26: M1 Challenge 78 - Divnich vs Ismagulov
5/27: Ventator Fight Night 1 - Zecchi vs Mustardo
5/28: UFC FN 109 - Gustafsson vs Teixeira
6/1: M1 Challenge 79 - Shlemenko vs Halsey 2
6/2: LFA 13 - Millender vs Holland
6/3: UFC 212 - Aldo vs Holloway
6/10: UFC FN 110 - Hunt vs Lewis
6/10: Glory 42 - TBA
6/12: Fight Nights Global 68 - TBA
6/15: M1 Challenge 80 - Kharitonov vs Lopes
6/16: UFC FN 111 - Holm vs Correia
6/24: Bellator 180 - Silva vs Sonnen
6/25: UFC FN 112 - Chiesa vs Lee
7/7: BAMMA 30 - TBA
7/7: TUF 25 Season Finale - Johnson vs Gaethje
7/8: UFC 213 - TBA
7/11: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 1
7/14: Bellator 181 - Freire vs Campos 2
7/16: UFC Fight Night 113 - Nelson vs Ponzinibbio
7/21: Glory 43 - TBA
7/22: UFC on Fox 25 - Weidman vs Gastelum
7/29: UFC 214 - Cormier vs Jones 2

Previous thread: >>75944241

News:

>Joanna on why she left press conference
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/5/15/15642502/joanna-jedrzejczyk-explains-why-she-fought-back-tears-left-ufc-211-press-conference

>Darell Horcher to make UFC return following motorcycle accident
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/05/alex-garcia-vs-tim-means-darrell-horcher-vs-devin-powell-set-for-ufc-fight-night-112

>Ian McCall's advice to AJ
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/05/ian-mccall-has-advice-for-anthony-johnson-on-starting-medical-marijuana-facility-hire-a-good-lawyer

>TUF Brazil vet arrested for drug trafficking
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/5/15/15637716/tuf-brazil-veteran-arrested-international-drug-trafficking-alexandre-sangue-ramos
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>>75950547
just do both i think lad, not many will submit picks
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>>75950561
:)
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>tfw the homie hooks you up with a 2-for-1 Famous BurgerĀ© coupon
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>Masvidal did more damage he should have won!
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>>75950573
great post bitchtits
I wish I could use developer tools
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>>75950572
This. The last Invicta card only got a few because the casuals don't bother with non-UFC events.
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>>75950611
Damage is the primary consideration for scoring
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>>75950642
It's not, though. Otherwise Hendo would have beaten Bisping.
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>>75950657
It is though. And you score round by round.
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>>75950531
>b-b-but Yair went 5 rounds to a split decision again Bruce effin Leroy!
lol remember when goofs thought this was somehow a positive mark on his record
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Demian Maia is P4P most boring fighter
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>>75950676
>five rounds at elevation
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Turns out I only have 2 sorry

you probably won't like this one but its funny
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>>75950702
>Can't finish Alex carceres over five rounds
Those memekicks against the air were for sure effective fighting
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>Jorge Masvidal smokes weed

dropped
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>>75950526
This guy's a nobody, McGregor wannabe. Doesn't belong on The Money Team.
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>>75950734
He doesn't drink though, like a true martial artist.

What if springsbro died? He has been gone for a while.

Let's post our favorite Schaub's in rememberance.
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>>75950759
Fuck Schaub
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>>75950725
I normally don't care about post-card ribbing but all the hyperaggressive >fwonkie shit was really too much
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>>75950759
I think he got a 30 day vacation. If so, he's probably reading this and I want to let him know he is beloved by everyone here. Sclupp Bless!!!
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>>75950771
Rude

>>75950774
Frankie is one of his favorite fighters. I hope he didn't die and he got to see him run thru Yair.
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>>75950772
That's the power of a couple of dedicated autists.
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>>75950716
>Punished Ronda
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>>75950500
I am going to download some bellator fights, i was just hoping for some input to see if there are any that are highly recommended?!? the links are just "bellator 170...165 155 etc etc" so have no idea whose fighting or if it was a good fight night...
And if there are any other MMA style fights i should download....only just got hooked watching wonderboy in UFC.....
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>>75950759
>He doesn't drink though
bro he's like an alcoholic, if you watch his gamebred series on youtube or Miami Hustle he chugs down vodka
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>>75950794
>download some bellator fights

Every single one of their fights is free on their website
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>>75950759
Legends never die.
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>>75950800
He said in his interview with our boy Robin Black that he doesn't really drink anymore. How old are those videos?
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>>75950794
Chandler vs Henderson was a good fight from what I remember.
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>>75950772
It was Conor casuals. They thought losing to Aldo meant he was bad because of muh 13 seconds and his win against Stephens wasn't good because of "who the f*ck is that guy".
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>>75950774
>>75950784
Stop ban evading
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>>75950697

Here's a good one
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>>75950774
What the fuck is wrong with his eye?
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>>75950841
I'm not banned my guy. Ban evasion is against the rules.
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>>75950859
You're a loser, nobody cares that you've been gone
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>>75950858
H8rs are intimidated by Schaubs good looks so they have to shop him to look more like themselves. It makes him more relatable for them. It's kind of sad, but you can at least appreciate they are just trying to connect with BBB.
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>>75950639
>this is what WMMAfags actually think
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>>75950859
>>75950868
>he still thinks only 1 person likes Schaub
I feel sorry for the cheeto fingers.
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>>75950836
Makes sense. I'd still love to see Edgar move back up and fight McGregor.
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>>75950868
I post here every day my dude. Haven't been banned in weeks.
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>>75950879
I did picks for Rizin and there were maybe 7 or 8. It's not even close.
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>>75950794
Get the free trial for fightpass. Great way to get into the sport, especially if you already have an interest. Just pick a fighter to watch and go from there and you'll naturally find more fighters you like to watch.
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>>75950836

Yair will never beat Frankie without improving his boxing and TDD exponentially
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>>75950904
Very few here stay up late for rizin
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>>75950912
There was at least one guy I remember that said he'd look the next day. Not really sure what you're driving at here
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>>75950956
>WMMA
Wgaf
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Cast her
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>>75950973
Oh, you're one of those guys. You're missing out man, the Invicta card earlier this year was spicy as hell. It's not all ISHZ ISHZ ISHZ KIAIIIII
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>>75951023
Holly,Cyborg,Shevchenko, and maybe Amanda are the only women fights worth watching
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>>75950989
>Woodley carries 200+lb Stann on his back with ease

Wew
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>>75950989
awesome
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>>75950989
Woodley looking smug as always
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>>75951034
Great how you mention HISH HISH but not Joanna

Complete and utter casual, once a chick gets enough of a media push you'll pay attention. That's basically what you meant to say
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https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3566733/ufc-champion-michael-bisping-refused-to-sign-new-contract-with-management-after-suffering-death-threats-and-bullying/amp/
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>>75951080
Holly fights better competition, don't (You) me again you dork
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Is this a pro-Miesha General?
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>>75951093
Yeah OK Betche and GDR best females out there because the UFC told you that

lmao @ ur life
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>>75951080
yeah because joanna gets no attention especially over valentina and nunes right?

fucking zilch i hate you so much christ alllllllmighty what i wouldnt give to find out where you live
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>>75951126
I never mentioned Betche or GDR, I liked that one dimensional fighter Joanna faced over the weekend, made for greater promotion for you faightfufags
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>>75951122
Absolutely
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>>75951122
Genetically modified to be perfect breeding material
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>>75951159
What is a zilch?
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>>75950642
Read the scoring criteria, goof.
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>>75951184
This.
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>>75951163
>I never mentioned Betche or GDR
Then who? Ronda is her best win and then she's lost 3 straight. "Tough" competition means shit when you've lost them all.
Ronda herself is pretty one dimensional at that too.
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>>75951205
Aspie term. Its how mandrama spergs identify themselves because you can't see their neckbeards through the screen.
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>>75951208
Maia didn't win the fight
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>>75951226
Is there a single picture she takes where the phone isnt pointing to her tits
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Honda Housey isn't once in a lifetime. She's once ever.
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>>75951003
Dani Daniels.
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>>75951227
You seem to forget she was a professional boxer with a 33-2 record, Ronda was the UFC's biggest hype and she killed it when nobody else could. Ronda was never the same after the loss she literally broker her
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>>75951230
Worked
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>>75951248
No
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>>75951241
kek

I wonder if anyone will ever have the cantaloupe-sized balls to try this in the UFC. Man, you think people are triggered about Maia winning now...
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>>75951231
He unironically dominated Masvidal in the grappling phase and threatened to finish to a far greater degree than Masvidal did in the striking phase. Masvidal lost the fight and the decision and his dignity.
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>>75951266
>You seem to forget she was a professional boxer with a 33-2 record
Completely neither here nor there. This is MMA not pillowhug. No one brings up Joanna's kickboxing record.
Holly killing Ronda doesn't make Ronda a better fighter. She had a great gameplan and executed it well, but it's still her best win against an opponent that the division rapidly passed by
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>there would be no joanna champion if it wasnt for rowdy ronda rousey

hate honda now, i dare you
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Anyone know how Schaub scored Maia/Masvidal?

That should settle this debate.
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>>75951266
Holm's boxing record is against bums.
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>>75950526
didnt he call all irish people inberd retards
i mean if hes your /boy/ then it cant be far from the truth
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>>75951282
Ryan Hall my man
>>75951302
Agreed
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>>75951302
30-27 Maia and he didn't even think it was close.
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>>75951292
Ronda was undefeated running through plenty of better competition than Joanna
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>>75951302
30/26 to maia
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>>75951302
He scored GDR/Holm for Holm 49-46.
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>>75951320
Come on mate.
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>>75951320
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>>75951339
>>75951349
Miesha Tate would kill Joanna you casual fucks
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>>75951363
Would she smother her from mount?
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>>75951363
Oh wow.
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>>75951284
>dominated

Everything he offered was being defended. The only round he offered any substantial threat was Round 1

You are valuing the hypothetical threat of Maia rather than the actual threat he was presenting. Those grappling exchanges were also the minority of the latter two rounds.
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>>75951314
I've seen his meme rolls, has he actually butt-scooted like that? If so I need to see this immediately

>>75951325
I'm almost positive he picked Arlovski over Ngannou. He seems like kind of an idiot desu

>>75951363
>tfw_I_have_no_face.jpg
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>>75951302
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>>75951363
>le bite down on the mouthpiece and swing hooks into a single leg woman

Pooanna would fix her nose
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>>75951396
Well that settles it for me. Thanks for posting.
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>>75951391
>has he actually butt-scooted like that
Nah, his fight against Gray Maynard was borderline though, he might have done it slightly. Every time Maynard would get close he'd pull guard. If you haven't seen that fight watch it
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>>75951406
Joanna would get submitted while going to bite Miesha's Tates
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>>75951396
He's right you know.
Rd1 people put way too much weight on Masvidal's punches at the end of the round, especially because Rogan said Maia was wobbly but shit, that's Rogan man. Maia was fine.
Next 2 rounds he easily took with significant back control time
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>>75950500
Didn't you throw a temper tantrum and say you were gonna leave /heem/ forever?
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>>75951375
fingered her behind a bar in boston
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>>75951444
Lol he had way more significant back control in Round 1 and was actually working with strikes and legitimate attempts from the position
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Epic fun last night. Me and my mates sandblasted some prostitutes.
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>>75950547
Neither
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>>75951515
I know, I'm saying Maia won 3 rounds and that's why.
But some people think Masvidal won Round1, and I think it's because of the strikes at the end of the round and Rogan bigging them up like they were fight ending
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>>75951550
Did you go to famous burger after to satisfy those late night munchies?
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>>75951574
Aldo is doing his camp there right now. All the burgers go strictly to him.
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So instead of actually running the UFC competently and promoting decent fighters, WME is gonna try and trick people into watching the UFC with a shitty movie with Blake Lively.

Lorenzo fucked us. We trusted him..
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ffs lads swype autocorrected "anyway" to "schaub" and I sent the message
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>>75950547
Neither. Holy crap get a life.
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>>75951624
Pic
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>>75950853
>>75950697
Thank you for these
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>>75951282
not UFC but somewhat related
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when is Dana's show?
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>>75951614
>We
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>>75951282
casual here. would that be allowed in the UFC?
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manlet problems

"There is not another sport in the world where you can be the best at it but not get paid the best," Johnson said. "I never wanted to say this before, but I don't care anymore, and it's just facts: When CM Punk signed with the UFC, people asked me how I felt about it, and I said, 'CM Punk will probably make more money than I do on his very first fight.' And he did. I think his payout was $500,000. I have nothing against CM Punk, but if you look at the sheer nonsense of that, it doesn't make sense.

"I know you have to look at the business standpoint, that he's going to sell a lot of tickets, but he can't fight! That's why I've said the UFC should just try to sign that 'Cash Me Ousside' girl, because she'll talk s--- and probably outsell everybody."

https://www.thescore.com/mma/news/1302079
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>>75951126
GDR is elite tho
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>>75951741
>i can't sell a single ticket
>i deserve $1,000,000 a year minimum

LMFAO
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>>75951614
The approach is front-and-center because of the Hollywood buyout but it ain't new. Tank Abbott was on Friends back in the day.
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>>75951444
Maia clearly lost the 2nd round and control/dominance between the two was split 2:30 each way in the 3rd round
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>>75951698
it's in the upcoming events list
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>>75951741
>There is not another sport in the world where you can be the best at it but not get paid the best

most sports don't have weight classes either, thats like Mighty Mouse being the best at basketball for people who weigh around 125 pounds and complaining that he doesn't get paid the same amount as NBA players
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>>75951781
>Maia clearly lost the 2nd round
He didn't Jorge didn't do enough
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>we get to see maia desperately shoot takedowns for 2 rounds, gas and then get knocked out unconcious
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>>75951741
does anyone even like this excuse for a man?
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>>75951689
What is this guard called? Prison Guard is already taken by Ryan Hall
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>>75951444
He is literally always right. Only cheetoh fingers' living in their mom's basements disagree.
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>>75951819
and maia did?
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>>75951624
You were blessed, bro.
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>>75951819
Yes he did and literally all 3 judges agree with me
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>>75951819
He was lighting up Maia on the feet
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>>75951639
Nah the conversation wasn't very interesting, just a slip and I corrected myself but still a bit annoying
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>>75951848
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>>75951741
>you can be the best at it but not get paid the best
This is how it works in literally every industry. I don't blame the guy for being upset but seriously, get a fucking grip
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>>75951741
>there is not another sport in the world where you can be the best at it but not get paid the best

there also is not a sport in the world where you can be 5'3
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>>75951938
It would be wrong to pick against a personal friend. Schaub is always right.
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>>75951869
Except for Jeff Mullen, who scored the fight correctly
>>75951854
Yes, his grappling isn't easy to do
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>>75951938
>Jorge sits there trash talking everyone on Twitter
>Schaub, despite being 100lb's bigger respectfully refuses to engage in the poor "banter" and instead shows respect

Yeah Brendan is so foolish guise!!! xDDDD
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>>75951938
>diss schaub
>lose
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>>75951971
Masvidal R1 is much less arguable than Masvidal R2 since his success in R1 was so brief
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>>75951975
You can tell Schaub is a true alpha. He could heem 99.9999% of people that ever lived but he never is arrogant about it. Based as h*ck.
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>people are just now waking up the the fact that Schaub is literally never wrong
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>>75951920
Oh yeah for sure those leg kicks nearly had Maia unconscious
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Lol Masvidal utterly BTFO of Rogan in his brunch with Robin Blacked

>>75952030
Oh for sure Maia made Masvidal have to put on moisturizer later, terrible stuff, sad!
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>maia struggled with a lightweight who couldnt even crack the top 10 and has fought nobody at welterweight

he better a pack a lunch if he thinks hes going to shoot those sloppy takedowns on the NCAA ALL-AMERICAN 200lbs ball of muscle that is tyron woodley.
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>>75951813
Your analogy is dumb and you should feel dumb
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>>75951607

Kek

>>75951656

You're welcome my man
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McGregor would kill Woodley, that hobbling gorrilla chump
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>>75952016
He's a moron who has been wrong numerous times
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>>75951847
That's not a guard bro. But that is Imanari, whom the rolls are named after
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xhx9CdH_2V8
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>>75952051
>Lol Masvidal utterly BTFO of Rogan in his brunch with Robin Blacked

whatd he say? i watched it and must have missed that
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>>75952030
>Oh for sure 100% man I was tagging him with some nice leg kicks
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For sure don't shoot takedowns from 20 feet away my man
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For sure JDS was tagging Stipe with some nice leg kicks my man
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>>75952127
shit about commentators using HYPErbole
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Yair btfo again!
https://youtu.be/Jg4NueWbzdA
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fwonkie PEDgar
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>>75952144

This
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>>75952144
>Oh for sure my man, just run away and look at the clock to a majority decision
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1 week until the heavyweight landscape changes forever
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>>75952051
Masvidal was in way more trouble than Maia was
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How do you guys predict Holloway x Aldo?
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>>75952309
i predicts 2 losers battling for second place
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>>75952309
48-47 Aldo
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>>75952280
For sure those crotch teeps were vicious
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>>75952309

Aldo leg kicks the mess out of him wins a good amount of the exchanges then coasts to a decision
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>>75952309
lol does franklin edgar get another title shot if max wins?
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>>75952309
A controversial split decision win for Aldo that could've gone to Max if they weren't in Brazil.
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>>75952338
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>>75951836
>implying he wont be knocked out in the first
did you see those desperate af shoots against jorge? he wont do shit to tyron
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>>75952390
Yep. Good crotch teeps, good first round from Maia. 29-28 Masvidal.
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no one is paying to watch backpack in another title fight
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who is your favorite woman ufc fighter?
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https://youtu.be/2Alj722VuOU
Apparently Brendan and Stipe used to train together all the time. Makes a lot of sense you know, iron sharpens iron
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>>75952445
Okay casual
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For sure I'm a nightmare match-up for Stipe my guy
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>>75952494
Brendan confirmed Ngannou has a fat black hog on him.
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>lawler!
>wonderboy!
>n-next time
>n-nick
>maia-vidal
>m-maia
S A D
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>>75952442
30-27 Maia

Jorge will never be champ
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Tyron vs. Conor confirmed
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>>75952534
If you have a fat black hog you have to be my friend
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Rockhold responds to being BTFO by Dana
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Tyron woodley vs Conor confirmed

Conors actually gonna win
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>>75952575
Heemd in 1 rd = wgaf
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>>75952558
Actually 30-28 Masvidal

But I concede that Maia won the decision. Masvidal won the fight
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>>75952575
Imagine telling your boss to think before he runs his mouth.

Not that I think Dana is anyone's boss, he's just a puppet.
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>Conors actually gonna win
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>>75952567
>>75952588
Wow it's legit confirmed on bjpenn.com
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>>75952575
desu he's not wrong, he didnt say he deserves a shot, he said he wanted whittaker.

dana's a moron faggot
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Thanks for coming out to talk to us. Obviously a tough loss there, can you tell us how you're feeling?
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>>75952628
You don't get heemd in 1 round then get to call your own fights.
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>>75952647
He wasnt calling for any fight you goof
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http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/5/16/15645038/rory-macdonald-making-less-sponsorship-money-in-bellator-than-in-ufc
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>>75952597
>Masvidal won the fight
Except he didn't, he lost
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>>75952647
that's not what he meant to do you fucking wmeshill

you said he wanted a shot, and that's FALSE.
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>>75952665
>refusing to sign against Mousasi unless certain conditions are met
>not trying to call his own fights
Goof
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>>75952095
its not, because Mighty Mouse isn't the best fighter on earth and he isn't the biggest draw either.
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>>75952689
He lost the decision. Not the fight. Two different things. What's the misunderstanding?
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>>75952671
>MacDonald spoke well of his relationship with Reebok, noting they could have legally cut the deal short when he signed with Bellator, but allowed is contract to run its full duration.
>allowed is
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>>75952696
He is the best pound for pound fighter, and why not have Justin Bieber vs. Zac Efron if being a big draw is the most important thing.
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>>75952575
>Think before you run your mouth
Who does he think he's talking to?
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>>75952695
He's not calling for a fight you idiot, he's demanding some clarity in MW division. UFC wouldn't even set a date for GSP vs Bisping wtf should he or rest of MW'S fight for?
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>>75952693
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/ufc/607924/Luke-Rockhold-Yoel-Romero-Interim-Middleweight-Title-UFC-213

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/4/10/15237816/luke-rockhold-an-interim-title-is-very-justified-at-this-point-ufc-mma-news-bisping-st-pierre

Goof
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>>75952734
well it is justified when the champ is calling out midget welterweights that claim they can make lw.

bisping should be stripped at this point
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>I just found out Joanna trained under Hoost for 2 years
No wonder she is the best striker in the woman's divisions
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>>75952731
He is further away from a belt than he thinks. He should take any fight he is offereed and then he can earn his way back to even talking about the belt. Where does sitting out for a year after getting heemd in the first round get him?
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>>75952750
Is this the natural limit?
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>>75952309

Probably 48-47 Aldo, maybe a split decision

Out of all the strikes Max gets hit with, the ones that land the most often are leg kicks, every fight. His frame just lends itself to getting leg kicked. Also I think Max will have a hard time pressuring and landing on Aldo. Lamas, Pettis, and Stephens especially are always there to be hit, but Aldo is hard to hit, especially if you are the one pressuring him.
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>>75952689
ONE STEP CLOSER!
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>>75952749
Bisping hasn't refused a single defense he has been given a contract for.
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>>75952762
He's not going to sit out a year fool, he wanted whole MW division to stand up to this bullshit and it worked, uncle Dana was pissed
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>>75952771
even her feet are ugly, what's the point of being a girl if you can't be cute?
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>>75952718
If 2 judges think he lost, and he was getting rag dolled and basically humped for 3 rounds then he lost the fight.
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>>75952785
>he isn't going to sit out a year
He last fought over 11 months ago and got heemd in the first round. He has done nothing but cry since then. I bet an impressive win or two would have put him in a much better place to be talking about how the MW division should Ben. Goof should stfu and fight.
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>>75952784
>I'll fight yoel 6 weeks after
>I'm open to whittaker more than yoel haha poopy xD
>if gsp doesnt fight in july then I'll fight romero
>oops false alarm my knee hurts so I'll just wait for gsp goys
oh for sure my man, for sure he's not ducking yoel
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>>75952810
>the judges are always right

lol

>rag dolled

lol

>basically humped

Ding

That's playing a decision. Not a fight.
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>>75952771
Where the FUCK are her hips?
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>>75952724
pound for pound doesn't mean shit. Its a made up concept used to promote smaller fighters. If Mighty Mouse wants it to be like other sports then he has to compete in an open weight and prove that he is the best.

He is the best in his weight class, no doubt but he would likely lose to all other male champions (maybe except BW but he already lost to Cruz).

Someone like Chocolatito doesn't get paid the most even though a lot of people saw him as P4P #1 (until his recent loss).
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>>75952830
He was offered a fight with Yoel? Yoel was given a contract?
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>>75952575
Bald Bozo BTFO
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>>75952775
Gonna be really interesting to see how Max's bursts of flurries moving forward with his crisp shots, cutting off the cage so brilliantly and backing up opponents into a phonebooth works out for Aldo's whose lateral movement that gets better with each fight and his ability to get his back off the cage works out.
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>>75952718
If the two were fighting to the death Maia would literally kill him. Maia won the fight.
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>>75952845
Hard to say, UFC is such a shitshow that fights get announced by them before actual paper gets signed
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>If GSP isn't ready to fight summer I'm fighting Yeol instead
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>>75952870
Oh for sure those crotch teeps would DEMOLISH Jorge my guy
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>>75952831
>the judges are always right
Doesn't matter if you think they're right or not, Jorge lost. He lost the fight, he lost the match, he lost the decision, he lost the tournament. Call it whatever but he lost.
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>>75952890
Nobody is disagreeing with this you sad act
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>>75952875
>m-m-maybe
Lol, the correct answer is "no".
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>>75952902
Can you prove that?
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>>75952837
Dumb post
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>>75952890
>Doesn't matter

Your interpretation of two judges picking a fight doesn't matter.

There is literally nothing wrong with saying Maia won the decision and Jorge won the fight. All the records will say Maia won the decision. What's wrong with that? But the oral history of fights will show Masvidal won it. Nothing wrong with that.
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>>75952918
>prove a negative
Cool bro
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>>75952924
not an argument
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>>75952775
>Aldo is hard to hit
Utter utter sides
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>>75952931
Okay, just checking.
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>>75952885
>oops my knee hurts all of sudden goy, i guess ill wait til october haha
yoel btfo xD so based! poopy pants! bantz!!!!

>maia wants time off
>woodley calls for gsp or nick fight inbetween
hey! he's ducking! he's ducking again!!!
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>>75952830
Bisping accepts the contracts he's offered. Should he deprive himself of money for himself and his family because "muh real fight fan" fatdoras?
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>>75952939
Prove God doesn't exist.
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>>75952953
No thanks
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Why has Bisping been so quiet lately with so much Bigg news on who he's fighting next? You would think he'd be vocal as fuck about fighting Yoel next
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>>75952943
For sure stay in your lane my guy, Bisping accidentally hurt his knee and was going to fight Yoel on a 6 week turn-around, he would never lie about something like that.
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>>75952886
Taking someone's back means death in a real fight kiddo. Your boy is a gatekeeper.
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>>75952962
Therefore God is real. Checkm8 atheists.
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>>75952671
>Still with Reebok
kek
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>>75952948
he can fight gsp without the belt, do the other guys deserve him clogging up a division with his shit mandrama fights?

they all have families, fuck off with the "MUH CHILDREN" bullshit
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>>75952943
does maia even have a chance?
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>>75952978
I guess
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>>75952977
Yeah dude there is literally nothing that predicated the taking of the back like a cage lol
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>>75952983
Woodley has shit tier cardio and would give Maia what he wants, the center of the cage, I favour Maia
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>>75952980
Erm I don't think so sweetie. Why would they make GSP vs Bisping if he didn't have the belt?
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>>75952980
>he can clog up his division too just because he feels like it!!!

>fuck of with the muh children bullshit
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>>75952948
>>75952980
Bisping is literally the #2 or #3 all-time earner in the history of the UFC by declared payouts. Fuck him and his bleeding heart supporters who want to see him fight old men and welterweights.
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>>75953025
HOLY KEK IM DYING AT THIS PICTURE
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>>75953008
>Woodley has shit tier cardio

Even after going 50 minutes against le karate man I find it hilarious h8erspergs still say this.
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>>75953008
>Woodley has shit tier cardio
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>>75953027
>waaahhh waaahhh im a filthy commie dont let him have his money!!!!

Bitch
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>>75953049
HE'S ALREADY GOT MONEY YOU DUMB PIECE OF SHIT
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>>75953037
Oh man 100% he for sure pushed a hard pace for those 50 minutes 100% 100%. Totally wasn't gassed in the first fight after actually attempting some offense. Woodleys cardio is a beast.
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>>75953008
T-Wood has high fight IQ, he would adjust and not sit against the fence vs Maia. He also has probably the best TDD in the WW division and vicious leg kicks.
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>>75953067
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>>75953006
There are walls everywhere kiddo, and that's a two way street, if there wasn't a cage then Jorge wouldn't have anything to help take the weight off him either and stop him folding under his weight. Your boy will always be a loser.
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>>75953037
>>75953046
Throwing three punches a round and without gassing out is not impressive
>>75953074
What wrestlers has Woodley stuffed?
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>>75951282
did you not hear gray maynard bitching after he got memed on by ryan hall?
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>>75953021
>>75953049
wgaf what they want to make if i dont want to see it? why are you such a cuck to a billionaire Corp?

>>75953027
>MUH LEGEND MUH REMATCH MUH BANTS
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>>75953064
Lol funny how his knockdowns came in the championship rounds eh spergy?
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>>75953098
Man I'm agreeing with you 100%. 10 rounds of going HARD AF Woodley is a beast for sure.
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>>75953088
That has nothing to do with what you previously said about cardio idiot.

If Woodley has bad cardio, then Maia's is horrific.
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>>75953085
>there's walls everywhere

Clearly not lmao.

>if there wasn't a cage
If there wasn't a cage Maia's takedowns would've all been stuffed. Of course you know nothing about fighting and only about decisioning.
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>>75952897
>for sure since strikeforce dude
hurry up and fuck off, no one cares about your personality.
>>75952928
Except he lost the fight
Maia won the fight and the decision
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>>75953094
I think people that play the "he's got a family, he's paid his dues" card are full of shit because he was treated like the golden child by the UFC for years and paid very well. It's guys like Romero that don't have many years left in their careers and deserve their shots at success now, not him. He's had it for years.
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>>75953116
>literally no possible way Tyron wins that fight
What did you mean by this spergy?
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>>75953092
>I don't want to see it
Ur opinion =wgaf
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>>75953117
>Throwing three punches a round and without gassing out is not impressive
Yes it is - he's not under physical duress and not having to maintain high output, therefore him not gassing out is not evidence that his cardio is any good
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>h-he gassed!
which round did this happen again?

>n-n-next time he will gas!!
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>>75953125
Fights and decisions are two different things.
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Who has the best teeps in MMA?
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>>75953147
>woodley has le bad cardio and cant go 5 rounds.
I would bet my entire heritance that you said the same thing about BOTH wonderboi fights.
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>>75953131
Not me my man, you might want to check your facts Tyrons a beast 100%. Cardio FOR DAYS.
This guy knows what's up >>75953148
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>>75953148
>every black fighter has a 2 round gas tank max
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>>75953169
For sure Thompson was doing real damage and outstriking Woodley in every round my man.
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>>75953182
You would lose that bet
Polite Backpack Man would have him wheezing after round one
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>>75953124
>If there wasn't a cage Maia's takedowns would've all been stuffed.
Lol, did you actually watch the fight? His first takedown came from him pulling guard. Your boy lost the fight and didn't even have the balls to try to take it to Maia when he had the chance. Would literally kill him.

And unless they're fighting in the middle of a field then yes, there are walls pretty much everywhere.
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Does this loser ever leave 4chan?
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>>75953200
how the fuck was this allowed on tv? my god...
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>>75953088
Shields went 0/18 against him. Nathan Coy went 1/8.
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>wonderboy vs woodly discussions still happening months after 50 minutes of fighting has concluded
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>>75953208
For sure Maia has the best cardio in the game
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>>75953231
>Screenshots from 2 months ago
Have you gone and seen a therapist?
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>>75953237
Shields got outwrestled by Fitch too, a guy Maia totally outwrestled and controlled. Maia's wrestling is better and much much more unorthodox.
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>>75953223
why do you think you can recognize your friends by posts? heem is not your friend
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>>75953224
>came from him pulling guard

After a stuffed takedown that would've been completely sprawled if not for the cage. Do you honestly think fights work like the decisions and people just play fairly and hump each other?

>walls pretty much everywhere

I don't see any walls in the middle of my street. Perhaps you know more since you obviously fight a lot?
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>>75953156
dude

stop
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can someone make a webm of the last 10 seconds of this video?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BUKXK-3F7zQ/

Rockhold is such a cunt...
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>had his takedowns stuffed by a 155'er
>resorts to desperate shots in the second
for SURE woodley is in YUGE trouble my guy
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Tyron could for sure go 10 HARD 5 minute rounds.
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>>75953272
>>75953301
your pedo ass is going to be found
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>>75953156
and Maia won them both lol
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>>75953269
Am I going to make you cry yourself asleep again?

>>75953239
Its one really fat lifeless loser.
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>>75953295
BASED LUKE
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DON'T YOU EVER TALK TO ME OR MY MOM AGAIN
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>>75953320
Are you okay?
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>>75953307
we are not your friends
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>>75953316
Incorrect.

>>75953284
I've yet to hear an argument as to why Maia won anything but the decision.
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>>75953295
Lawler and Hooft could be a great combo is Robbie's chin has recovered.
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>>75953345
i can edit files too calendarnigger

i will find you
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>>75952983

Woodley has some terrible tendencies against the cage and Maia's wrestling is better than people give him credit for

That being said Woodley is quick and has a great camp..
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>>75953303
He doesn't need to :)
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>>75953339
Are you bud?
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>>75953356
>Incorrect
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>>75953375
woodley can also punch someone's head off
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http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/5/16/15648532/csac-passes-ground-breaking-package-of-weight-cutting-regulations
>The additional weight classes added will be at 165, 175, 195 and 225 pounds. Foster said at the meeting that stakeholders did not want to remove the current 170-pound division because of its ā€œiconicā€ status in MMA.

Who will be the new champs?
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>>75953384
What's wrong with you?
>>
Who is your least favorite fighter?
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>>75953280
>Do you honestly think fights work like the decisions and people just play fairly and hump each other?
No, as I've said before Maia would literally kill him after he took his back. Your boy is a loser faggot who didn't have the balls to take it to Maia on the feet which is why he will never be anything more than a gatekeeper who loses fights to the best fighters in the world.
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>>75953270
Sure but the Shields that lost to Fitch is nowhere near his prime. Also Shields tends to have great cardio whilst Maia tends to gas after 2 rounds. Woodley has great TDD and will be easier to defend when he expects it to happen (he got taken down against Rory but it was a reactive takedown).
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>>75953387
Maia might have won Round 1. I'm not disagreeing.

>>75953402
>as I've said before
No one cares
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>>75953396
>the city of california
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>>75953421
And 2 and 3
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>>75953444
For the decision. Not the fight.
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>>75953396
165 is made for Khabib desu senpai, Rockhold will probs go to 195
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>m-muh memekicks
remember when stephanie got blacked by a college wrestler?
>>
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>>75953465
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>>75953421
>No one cares
About your faggy loser cholo boy who lost all three rounds?
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>>75953399
I'd like to ask you the same thing
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>>75953455
Aldo might have won round 2
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>>75953396
this>>75953463
and woodley will be 175 champ
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>>75953200
And then people wonder why MMA is labelled as a barbaric sport
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>>75953465
>T-that one time
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>>75953483
No. Your opinion.
>>
>>75953495
How you holding up?
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>>75953455
>I find Maia boring so it doesn't count
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heeminder
>>
>>75953524
>>75953495
I can tell you two genuinely care for each other. It's sweet.
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>there's people in this thread who belibe maia can win against woodley.
>>
>>75953455
No. He lost the fight because he's a loser.
>>
>>75953535
I'm touched he still thinks about me 2 months later.

You WISH you had the capacity to rev someone up this HARD.
>>
>>75953525
When did I say I found Maia boring?

>>75953546
He lost the decision
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>>75953518
>resorts to posting roiders
you okay? my eyes may be deceiving me in my old age but woodley is the ww champ and nate is like what? a barely even ranked middleweight?

S A D
A
D
>>
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>>75953559
Woah, didn't know Nate and Tyron were both "roiders" thanks for shedding some light
>>
>>75953551
You are lost in a hall of mirrors my friend.
>>
>>75953555
As well as the fight.
>>
>>75953588
He's lost in more way than one
>>
>>75953566
SpergOP is knee deep in your tiny little head, sad!
>>
>>75953588
I DARE you to rev someone up RIGHT NOW who will still be thinking about you in July.
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>>75953518
>one time
umm no sweetie
>>
>>75953591
Commom misconception. I see where its coming from though
>>
which fighter has the worst fan base?
>>
>>75953610
wonderboi
>>
>>75953610
McGregor
>>
>>75953607
>sweetie
Go back to tumblr
>>
>>75953610
ignorant yair fans were obnoxious before franky blew the wheels off that bandwagon
>>
>hanging with some new people i met
>they're all chaddy types that wear baseball hats in public and shit
>they're talking about football
>"anon why are you so quiet?"
>"oh, uh, i don't really follow football"
>"oh ok. how about the cubs this year?"
>"uhh, i don't really follow baseball either. i don't really watch that many sports"
>"oh... well which ones do you watch?"
>"pretty much just MMA"
>"the fuck is that?"
>"mixed martial arts, you know, the UFC and stuff."
>"...oh..."
>>
>>75953670
You got worked hard my guy.
>>
>>75953518
for sure nate would win that fight in 2017, 100 percent my man
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>>75953680
This is exactly what happens with me and my coworkers
>>
No one will believe me but im the woodley and anti woodley spammer. I am on 4chan all day everyday

i have so many proxies to work with

i am going to get us sent to >>>/asp/ i will make sure of it. You cannot stop me
>>
>>75953699
>I-I-I was j-just pretending
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>>75953718
Docksperg having another meltdown guys, expect some spam soon
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>>75953730
I bet on Fwonkie and gave him a 80% chance of winning. All this started cause I said if yair won he'd probably get a titleshot, and someone(probably you) started sperging out wildly so I couldn't pass up the opportunity to troll you.

Post your slip btw.
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>>75953803
>I-I w-was j-just pretending guys
>r-r-really
>>
>the woodley and anti woodley spammer

the alpha and omega. this is judgement day and this board shall be sent to /asp/
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>>75953841
Post slip :)
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>>75953851
>this board shall be sent to /asp/
Think before you type next time buddeh
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Lol the archivesperg who is also the dockdwarf and QUEER spammer is LIVID after I consistently blew him out and has been thinking about me for months! Recommended that he goes and sees a psychiatrist, didn't want to listen! Now having a nervous breakdown! Sad!
>>
>>75953859
>j-just p-pretending
>w-why don't y-you believe me
>>
>>75953890
Worked hard into a shoot
>>
>>75953555
>When did I say I found Maia boring?
You didn't, it just seemed like a safe bet since you seem hell-bent on tarnishing his win. Disagreeing with the decision is one thing but acknowledging Maia won while simultaneously refusing to give him his due for it is pretty odd.
>>
>>75953680
>lose hardcore interest and become a casual in other sports
>become a hardcore in mma
>go to the gym
>it's basically irl heem
>it's a small tight knit community
>everyone is a mma "sperg" to some degree including the well-known pros
>>
>>75953885
Keep doing what you do NotePad, his autism will continue
>>
>>75953912
>p-please accept m-me anon
>i was m-merely p-pretending
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is there one of these but for win/loss?
>tfw 6' master race
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>>75953885
Its quite obviously you
>>
>>75953880
"eheheheh you drink too much bis-bang." your liver is like the stock market: sometime it go up and then sometime it crash."
>>
>>75952607
>>75952727

Iaquinta-esque in his insubordination is Luke Rockhold.
>>
>>75953929
I'm not spergOP
>>75953953
No it isn't. I underestimate the autism present on this website.
>>
>>75953962
Luke Longjohn is gonna give 'ol dana a mushroom stamp across the face. Probably ready to just chase easy bucks and belts in bellator.
>>
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friend simulators are really the worst part of heem
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be honest who is your favorite champion?
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>>75954130
Mirko cro chops
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>>75954090
It's just one poster bro, docksperg has admitted to being different personalities with his archiving,spamming,sperging
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>>75953295
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>>75954256
you do realize you are a friend simulator right? you are trying to figure out who is posting what and assigning names. lmao, how do you not see this?
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>>75954305
Is that Moose? Did it accidentally hit him in the balls?
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>>75954368
I'm not "trying" to figure anything out, that moron has let every here know how autistic he is
>>
Is Mike Perry still trying to fight lightweights?
>>
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>>75954130
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>>75954368
>Meta friend simulating
We on a new level
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>>75954392
That's Cock Guy. Doesn't look low to me but that seems like an awfully hard kick for light pseudo-sparring.
>>
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>>75954429
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>>75954429
No
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>>75954497
>them chicken legs
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>>75954419
>gives names to his anon posting friends so that he can talk to them
you're a friend simulator. anybody that calls any anon poster a by a name is a friend simulator. if they wanted to be your friend they would use a name or trip
>>
>>75954508
>he picked yair to beat frankie
>>
I made a meme I want to show you i need to upload it to youtube

what should my username be
>>
>>75954590
Now you are just being retarded he posts with dumb pictures of dock like coral springs, he made a name for himself. Talk to him about it
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>>75954622
schaub4you
>>
>>75954622
heempository
>>
So Ruble is getting into the weed business, eh? Good for him I guess. I'm not sure what he brings to the table though.
>>
what is the best /heem/ meme? my favorite was buttery bread posting
>>
>>75954622
Use streamable instead
>>
Why cant you sad fucks stop talking about each other and just discuss the fights?
> you're docksperg!
> you're the scat poster!
> you're the schaub poster!
> you're adan!
> you're sperg op!
> your're the same guy i've been arguing with for months!
> your the guy i embarrassed in the last thread!
>NUH UH! I embarrassed YOU!
> here are screenshots ive been saving for weeks to prove how much i dont care!
> well i've got screencaps of your twitter account because I have nothing better to do!
>FUCK YOU FAG
>EAT SHIT SPERG!

There you go, I have transcribed 2/3 of every thread for the last 6 months. now would all parties involved please go fuck themselves somewhere far away from /heem/?
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>>75954743
If I was a junkie I'd buy Rumble weed instead of generic.
But if Diaz bros or Snoop Dogg were selling I'd buy that over any other
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>>75954802
Wow. Youre really stupid and worthless.
>>
>>75954825
this is clearly sperg op getting upset nobody is talking about is 48 main, secondary and tertiary boys
>>
>>75954802
He's opening in Canada as soon as DUDE IF YOU KILL YOUR ENEMIES THEY WIN man legalizes
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>>75954825
Shut up faggot, we were transitioning back to MMA discussion and you post that stupid shit
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wqn6waB0vg
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>>75954850
>tertiary
I learned a word today. I love learning things from /sp/. Makes me feel less bad about wasting time here.
>>
>>75953716
Literally happened yesterday to me.
>>
>>75954867
You're stupid and worthless too. He's opening it in FL as soon as legislation passes. Try reading first next time and you wont look stupid.
>>
>>75954846
Explain..
>>75954850
SpergOP has been gone, people have been impersonating
>>75954867
But it's been medical in Canada right, not fully legal?
>>
I just watched Edgar vs Penn 1 for the first time and godamn that fight was boring. Not a very exciting start to Edgar's legacy TbH
>>
>>75954913
>>75954915
I apologize for not having any real interest in North Americans inhaling smoke form the devils plant

You are correct, I changed my opinion
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>>75955015
Polish don't smokeh deh heefer?
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>>75954989
Not only was it boring but it was followed by an even more boring anderson/maia. That entire card was shit but at least it gave us the greatest reaction image ever.
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>>75955049
started the rematch, im a bit into round 2 and it is already better than the entire first fight
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>>75955038
I don't know anybody who does, amphetamine is more popular than weed desu
>>
>>75955081
Yeah Frankie really it on him especially in the later rounds.
>>
>>75955049
I was hammered at a bar watching this with a few buddies. Part of me thinks Dana feigned outrage because his middle eastern customers were bored.

I remember he threatened to banish Anderson to the prelims lol.
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>>75955085
>amphetamine
Degenerate as fuck
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>>75955015
>loses argument

B-but I don't even care about your devil's plant guys.
>>
>I've decided to quit MMA to sell drugs
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>>75955160
It wasn't an argument, relax Adan
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>>75955161
So what exactly is Rumble doing?
>>
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Uncle Dana put that goof in his place
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>>75955192
Selling weed to young minorities
>>
>>75955192
i didn't read it, he lives here though (florida), "medical marijuana" was legalized by vote last year, it kicks into effect i don't know in less than a year probably something to do with a stupid drug dispensary
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>>75955160
For sure man they won that argument fair and square.

I just want to say that I love you all
>>
>>75955197
>the fans wanted it

lmao c'mon Dana
>>
>>75955192
he's selling a gram to white bois for $25
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>>75955218
My god you are pathetic.
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>>75955197
>the fans wanted it
did they?
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>>75955197
>GSP never lost his title
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>>75955218
Maybe Rumble branded weed?

>1 ounce of rumble in the jungle
>1 ounce of haymaker kush
>1 ounce of complacent choke
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>>75954604
Eugene missed something. I feel like I'm lost batallioned.
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>>75955257
Gatekeeper kush
OG Double Choke
Humble Rumble
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>There are people who post on heem that genuinely believed that Andrade was going to TKO Joanna or failing that just grind her out like Claudia
>People legitimately thought Joanna didnt stand a chance

Casuals get out
>>
>>75955253
Rumble's weed is guaranteed to make your eyes red
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>>75955197
>stick to modelling

Based Uncle Dana
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>>75955281
she is unironically a contender for the most unattractive fighter
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>>75955280
>Gatekeeper kush
>OG Double Choke
>>
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If Jessica Eye loses to Aspen Ladd will she be cut?

If she doesn't it basically confirms she's fucking Dana, right?
>>
>>75955281
Jokes on you, that fight was a pissbreak
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>>75955281
Fuck that
>there are people who argued through multiple threads to the bitter end that yair would heem frankie
>"he's faster he's younger"
>FWONKIE
>FWONKIE
>FWONKIE PEDGAR
>for the record
>guys for the record
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>>75955307
You are the contender for most salty loser

>oh for sure pooana's chin is gonna get cracked this time, 1st round tko
>>
>>75955315
speaking of weed there's jessica eye
fucking loser
>>
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>>75955328
>>75955281
>>75955322

Post fight smugness is literally my favorite thing on /heem/
>>
Guys, I just had some panda express. Something wasn't right with the Chow Mein my stomach is grumbly, I feel a yuge Schaub coming
>>
why is a UFC commentator trying to mediate a debate in archaeology
>>
>>75955328
i think you'd be surprised. i actually won the picks for the first time. joanna still is a goblin tho
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>>75955359
qt striking goblin
>>
JRE LIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFlAFo78xoQ

3 PSEUDO SCIENTISTS AND A 'SKEPTIC'
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>>75955351
Panda express tastes like dog shit desu
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>>75955384
Did he have any fighter guest since Cruz ? Besides Steve-O wgaf about any of his guests
>>
>>75955399
It's better representation of Chinese food than Taco bell is mexican food
>>
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Who wins the rematch?
>>
>>75955399
>>75955414
Do they have actual Chinese people making the food? We don't have one here.
>>
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>>75955378
step your waifu up my man
>>
>>75955416
Eddie had that fight
>>75955425
They're all mexican
>>
>>75955428
>losing to Felice Herrig

What's the point of fightfu who's not good at fighting ?
>>
>>75955432
Surely there must be some chinese food chop that's notpart of a franchise there?

We have em here and our chinese populations is like 3%, i've only met asians in chinese food joints
>>
>>75955352
I dont know but thanks for letting me know he's live. Listening now.
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Who should Ngannou fight next?
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>>75955454
the point is actually finding her cute
>>
>>75955416
>your

Fuck Eddie.
>>
i'm the one who told everyone andrade had no chance

same with yair

you should have listened
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>>75955197
This is actually tame for Dana
The worst part is "modelling" which isn't much either.

inb4 Luke calls for a fight with Dana though
>>
>>75955465
Plenty of good Comida china here hermano, what did you try at panda exprthat you didn't like?
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>>75955350
There is nothing to be sumg about. It's simply common knowledge that joanna is the best female fighter in the world
>>
>>75955384
where is the old guy's accent from

it's pleasurable
>>
>>75955478
Werdum
>>
new

>>75955510
>>
>>75955501
>Joanna
>best female fighter in the world
Thanks for the chuckle dork
>>
>>75955322
Even I noticed that one guy sperging about Fwonkie being shit
Didn't humour him and personally thought the matchup was bizarre because of Frankie's level but holy shit, he decimated Yair far worse than I expected. Straight beatdown
>>
>>75955499
Don't remember the name since it's chinese but even the rice tasted bland and bad
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>>75955501
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>>75955490
>Implying I ever doubted either of them
I was genuinely not worried about either of them losing outside of the general unpredictable "one lucky shot" nature of MMA

>>75955519
>For sure Jessica is gonna heem pooanna. JJ's chin is weak and she wont be able to stuff the take downs 100% my man. If you have any doubt that Andrade will win, lose my number

The absolute state of Joanna haters.
>>
new

>>75955510
>>75955510
>>
>>75955567
He said female not medical experiment gone wrong
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>>75955322
I forgot about the "PEDgar" guy. What a dork. HE should get a dog and get over himself. it is what it is
>>
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>>75953912
>aspiefags fell for the yair meme
you have to go back
>>
>>75953538
You stole that from me
>>
>>75953231
do you have a life?
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