>Sunday 5/14
Portland Timbers vs Atlanta United, 4pm EST
NY Red Bulls vs LA Galaxy, 6pm
FC Dallas vs NYCFC, 8pm
>Wednesday 5/17
Philadelphia Union vs Houston Dynamo, 7:30pm
Chicago Fire vs Colorado Rapids, 8:30
Sporting KC vs Seattle Sounders, 8:30
Real Salt Lake vs NYCFC, 9pm
San Jose Earthquakes vs Orlando City, 10:30
>Links Plox
>NASL
http://www.nasl.com/schedule
>USL
http://www.uslsoccer.com/usl-schedule
>NWSL
http://www.nwslsoccer.com/schedule
>AYY lmao
http://www.a-league.com.au/results
Previous:
>>75763863
1st for Columbus Crew SC MLS Cup Champions
2nd for AMERICA'S HAT
it hurt senpai
no one score anything tomorrow, gaining on the fantasy league and want to keep it that way..
also, fuck san jose
nobody can score
nobody can defend
no goals through 6 games
the only reason we didnt lose 6 in a row is because we somehow tied VC2
>>75904735
no mls for you now
>people doubted da fire even after they signed based nikolic
fools
>perf
>>75904735
>6 shutouts
What the fuck
Just your typical Sunday, anon.
>>75913758
CALL YOU'RE MOTHER
Where's Larin going this summer?
>>75914818
Only to the all-star game
>>75914818
probably on vacation to a scenic locale?
>>75914818
Serie A
pepper you angus, ATL
>>75904735
good thing there's no relegation in U-
>>75904797
the east has certainly become quietly better than the west through a high number of solid signings
LAFC is gonna come in strong though
>>75917229
Try and scroll down without cringing guys
https://twitter.com/AmericanCasual1?lang=en
>>75918797
RESPECT
>>75919635
>Losing to Chicago
nah
>>75919635
>>75916171
Based
>>75921312
>losing 4-1 to a bottom ranked Chiraq
nah, their a team you don't want to fuck with, la
>tumblr
Yes
Fuck yeah whatever our team's nickname is
most dangerous draw
>most dangerous draw
most dangerous draw
>most dangerous draw
most dangerous draw
>most dangerous draw
most dangerous draw
>most dangerous draw
most dangerous draw
>most dangerous draw
Aw fuck
>>75923011
>1-1
confirmed for draw?
>atlanus
FUCKING DIVING CUNTS
There's something poetic about seeing pasty fat tumblrs holding up "No Pity" scarves
>>75923228
they say NO DRAMA, but thanks for playing
>>75923260
It was 'no pity' you blind fuck
>>75923385
>>75923385
I saw some drama scarves, I didn't see yours
but that's ok, we make mistakes
>>75923334
>>75923475
*we all make mistakes
weew
dat hand
>>75914818
>le Canadian lukaku
Probably to some minor european league like the eredivisie.
>watching the SF delta's stream
>get to watch all these MLS rejects
>>75923721
you could watch fatlanta for mls rejects
>>75923755
POR has their fair share desu
>Devon Sandoval in SF
hilarious
Kenwyne Jones doesn't fit Atlanta's style
Should have traded him
>>75923872
And a goal scored during a replay
God Given First Division when?
HOW DO WE FIX THIS SHIT
Why are portlel fans so hatable?
>>75924054
Get a better logo
>>75924143
you mean like this one?
>>75924185
Yes desu
>>75924143
>>75924185
>>75924324
I like it
>>75924078
is it the chainsaw ;_;
it's pretty loud
sorry
that was a weak fucking ending
RB and Galaxy. you better not disappoint
are there any NYCFC or Dallasfags here?
who here /columbUS/
>>75924546
>only the worst people
>>75924546
>poolumbus
>>75923334
zardes is a second division type of player that somehow trick everyone in thinking he belongs in first division
Who do we root for??
>Energy Drinks
>LA
>>75924546
here, la
our year
>>75924841
monster desu
lags losing helps >my team
>>75924841
LA
They need all the help they can get after shafting their defense
alrighgt, in New York/New York for me, cause Dallas needs a lose in the Conferences
>>75924841
whichever one that would help your team if they won
>losin to the fukken lags
>galagxy
well fuck
LMFAO
>losing to the FUKKEN LAGS
>We our winning.
I welcome a LAG win tonight, how about you lads? My boys need some security in the east
>>75925083
>Dallas needs a lose in the Conferences
Indeed
-instert FC Sallad pic-
>want NYRB to lose so you are better off in the table
>but also dont want the east to look bad
WHAT DO
>losing to LAG in the 8th minute
>still losing to the LAG in the ninth minute
Weew
>>75925291
sit back and relax, nothing you do will matter
OR
stand in the middle of the highway
>>75925291
Red Bulls losing is always a good thing
>>75925434
i feel the same way about Leipswig
>>75925434
This.
>Losing to weebs
will he make the mls xi?
>>75923334
Is Romaine Lettuce the only good player on the Galaxy?
>>75925515
>oh, Brady desu, braid my ass hair baka
only in Mass. -_-
>>75925291
Normally I only have to say this in /cfb/ but
>rooting for a conference
wright-phillips has a big ol' booty =\
>>75925593
You don't to NBA generals often do you?
>mlels
just had to get that out, been bothering me for days
>>75925614
>apehoop
Wake me up when it's the 4th quarter
>>75925652
Same here lad
>>75925671
>not reading the scores the next morning
gotta do something while the coffee does its work
I like RB's drum line
sound gewd -_-
????
can't watch the game, but saw the scoreline and had to come here for a bit.
fucking mlels man.
curt you son of a bitch, the expected jjj injury seems to have saved you for now. still not sure why the FO decided to overpay for exploding knees.
How can you justify being named after an energy drink, when you are in the largest city in the country, and one with lots of history and culture to name it after?
>>75926180
>jew york
>caring about anything that isn't money
>>75926180
MUH ENERGY
MLS is the worst league in sports
>>75926271
Shit this guys right
stop worshing soccer and go worship our lord and savior Jesus Christ
>>75926271
>what is nba
wew lad
>>75926329
>>75926271
>>75926301
NBA is WWE tier
and that a step below NASCAR
>>75926395
Dallas!
>>75926322
>>75926322
I worship Darth Vader and dress up like Leia
>sallad CornFeed
>>75926180
>>75926180
this
he was trying to say "this"
>fuggin Yankees
>use to be this
>original Empire SC
Why????????????????????????????
>>75926271
>>75926747
no /paul/ plz
>the city of LA
> a fucking energy drink
>new jersey monster energy
The energy coke team fucking blows ass, and their fans are sad. Why would you want to be a cheerleader for a soulless corporation that sells corn-syrup diabetes drinks? No wonder so many football supporters in the tri-state area have flocked instead to the new neo-nazi MLS club in the area.
>>75927186
Hol up
There are neo nazi MLS teams?
>>75927217
rsl desu
>mormon all white state with huge white families
>>75927217
NYCFC has a ton of alt-right proud boy supporters.
>>75927291
Damn that makes 7-0 so much better.
Fuck NYCGGER racist scum
there goes the cleansheet. but at least >we get 3 pts
>>75918841
I couldn't even make it past the header photo desu
>>75927186
if you're an american sports fan you already follow soulless corporations, if you think your billionaire owner actually cares about you or most fans personally you're heavily deluded
Americans who overly care about "muh organic club" clearly dont know what country they live in
How the fuck do we get people to go to Dallas games?
>>75927567
Move the team to Las Vegas :^)
>>75927567
move them to O M A H A
>>75927567
make them where Texas uniforms
>".. hey, this guy is right!.."
>>75927534
jerruh cares about me
>>75927567
Actually put it in Dallas
>Frisco FC
>>75927802
where can they put it? show me the stadium site in dallas.
>2016 supporters shield champs can barely get 15k people to the stadium
How do we fix American MLS?
No more hockey play by play announcers for a start
So >lags don't play Jermaine Jones and they win?
Interesting
It's like he's a hindrance or something
>>75927893
all foreign announcers and broadcasting for the next five(5) years
all other journalists will be students and trainers
For Science
>>75925543
January call up when?
What was that song they were just playing??
>>75928066
I hate British announcers though
There's two good ones
Rae and Darke
KELLYN
CAN'T WAIT
>>75928078
Idk
January?
Although he might make the January gold cup team
memerific
>>75928112
Still, we need a better jig to built from and there are (It)
r/c: balzac todo
OH SHIT BOIS
FUCK THESE REFS
>>75924839
Like Jordan Morris.
so clearly, the Western is the best conf. is this league, correct??
>>75928385
is there a league where the west doesn't dominate?
>>75928409
NBA
so, No
>>75928439
????????????????????????????
????????????????????????????
>>75928409
Eastern Coast Hockey League
>>75928493
desu 9-7 east since 2000
>>75928409
We east coasters have more important things to do then care about sports 24/7
>>75928697
Fuck off, no you don't
>>75928697
w-we don't care!
>brags about having more shit to do
that's great.. I live in the mountains. There's a waterfall about a five minute walk from my house. Yesterday, I saw a mountain lion. I haven't driven my car or use mass transit for weeks.
>the state of the populace of the village of the City
IOHSTIOJISTHRTOISHG
COLMAN
FUCK
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
Tommy Mac the next what? Conor Casey? Brian Ching? Dare I say it - Brian McBride?
>>75928697
>this much denial.
Attention everyone:
This is your current standings for Week 10 in the West.
>>75929931
They will be different come July
>>75929931
Loons will jump lags next week
>>75930771
shut your whore mouth.
loons are /ourguys/ up until they face the lags, then they become the /badguys/ to me for 90 min.
>>75930815
Lmfao
>lags
>>75930825
i-i know, but i was told to follow my local mlels team.
>>75930860
Lafc
>>75929931
If anything, parity at least provides us with a few good laughs
Are the red bulls the worst team in the league?
>>75930926
was here for when the lags started along with the league. better support them than jump ship like some spineless weasel.
>>75924143
>>75924185
>>75924324
>>75924382
Kys you filthy chicano plastic. No one cares about your shitty meme Will Ferrel club.
>>75931141
LAFC is going to destroy you faggots!
>>75931172
>gentrification fc
They're going to destroy everyone.
GOOD JOB today everyone.
Nice hustle.
>>75931480
>muh participation trophies
fuck you, why do you hate capitalism?
>>75931605
why do you hate kittens, what the fuck are we talking about
>>75931616
fuck off, ivan
>>75931642
who the fuck is ivan, what are you on about.
>Soon, eh
>>75932595
>nova shota
>shittipeg
bound to fail
Congrats to Philly for winning a game, btw.
Not that much will come of it.
>mid-May
expansion finalists when?
>>75932595
>any more Canuck teams than what /mls/ has already.
No.
>>75933186
Most teams are funded by their CFL counterparts. It'll do fine.
>>75934464
So, the Canadian WNBA then?
>>75935992
Yes, but people will watch our sport...
...
... please watch our sport.
>>75936213
>>75934464
>Ironically, the Argo's are supported by TFC
Chances are my little brother is gonna play there this season
>>75927339
>leaf shitposting
>>75918841
Jesus >>>75927523 same
>>75928409
MLB
The Yanks and the Red Sox have more World Series titles than the west (West 24 : 35 Yanks and Red Sox)
I just flipped Zach steffen for some GAM and Christian Ramirez in FM
How great of a deal is that
>>75938776
Probably has to do with the fact that there were 0 (zero) MLB teams in the West of the Mississippi until the Philadelphia Athletics moved to Kansas City in 1955, 52 years after MLB started and it isn't just East/West, it's East/Central/West and divisions didn't start until the 60's
>inb4 St Louis being west of the River
It's less than half a mile away from the Mississippi
https://www.torontofc.ca/post/2017/05/15/hagglund-giovinco-injury-updates
>Toronto FC defender Nick Hagglund has been diagnosed with a torn MCL in his left knee. The injury occurred in the second half of Saturday’s 3-2 victory over Minnesota United FC. Hagglund is expected to be out of the line-up for 8-12 weeks.
>Forward Sebastian Giovinco has been diagnosed with a quad strain. Giovinco left Saturday’s match just before half-time. He is expected to be out of the line-up for 3 weeks.
Give it to me straight, /mls/. how screwed are we?
>>75940449
It would be more worrisome if it was September
Look at Seattle
They didn't stop sucking until August
Vaneny should look into changing the formation and stop with the 3-5-2
>>75940607
The 3-5-2 is working though; it got TFC to the finals
>>75940607
>new coach
>new dp
>>75941443
The point was they've got time
They're also 6 points above everyone in the East
>>75940449
we got depth nigga
moor is coming back and giovinco hasnt played much this year anyways, ricketts is hot and they have played with jozy as sole striker (and won lmao)
>soon
>>75942610
who are the sneks looking like they'll pull the full 180 this week?
>>75942610
section 101 or 102 right?
>>75943848
I'm not sure how to respond to this
>>75944852
Opposite side of the stadium this time
>>75945387
fantasy you dooping snek.
ONE DAY CLOSER TO WEDNESDAY
>>75945604
im not sure Houston is a good team and we're on short rest so it's more likely than not we don't see a really good outburst from a meme player
are we letting this die... or?
>>75949168
No. There's game day tomorrow
>>75949168
You keep it alive I'm at work
>>75949168
NEVAHHHHH
>matches tomorrow
OTHER SPORTS ARE YOU EVEN TRYING
Portland hosting Atlanta?
Will MLS survive this culture clash?
>>75951074
That game has already been played
>>75950748
Baseball every day you goofy ass nigga
>>75950748
>hockey in conference finals
>games every single day this week
>>75952062
boreball is boring
>>75943848
Blake, Fabi, Bedoya, and Medu are the only ones I'd count on. Elliot might not be a lock, but I'd expect him to play both.
>>75952417
t. Communist
>>75952417
So are most spicgrass games though
Its still on everyday faggot.
>>75952090
fightskate is not a sport
>>75954445
Neither is divegrass you cuck
>>75954679
>implying divegrass isn't the patrician sport
If you don't have a local team it takes a lot of the fun out of it though
Is there somewhere in the United States, where only soccer is the most popular sport and where the Major League Soccer (MLS) is the only dominant professional sport league?
>>75954754
México you Costa Rican basterd
>>75954754
Asked and answered.
>>75954754
Brazil
All the haters hate Seattle (because jealous).
What squads does Seattle hate?
>>75955391
FIGHT
>>75955620
Is that NASL?
>>75955666
AND
>>75955794
WIN
>>75955794
DISKERUD
Anyone watching tomorrow? Where/how?
So Gio made the Mexican national team
I assume they're gonna call up Cubo for the Gold Cup
>>75957182
The Youtube
>>75954445
It's not a sport it's thee patrician sport
>exciting and fast paced
>no pussies allowed
>no niggers, spics, or other shitskins
>too difficult for casuals
/Official/ Wednesday match day theme song
https://youtu.be/KVjeheaFfsM
>>75957182
In person
>not going to the game
>>75957356
>Culo
Lel no chance, there are these young guys from Pachuca, Tigres and Toluca instead
>>75961076
>he doesn't rate fat cubo
have some grills
>>75952472
went with blake, fabi, and medunjanin. 50/50 on sapong
>>75963671
I could see Jim giving Sapong a rest and starting Simpson, plus CJ has never been a consistent scorer, he's more of a do-it-all defensive forward, he hits a streak and then goes a while without scoring
>>75963840
the other 50 is Villa, but sapong lets me play more with my budget. still have a day minus some hours to decide who makes the cut. but it's always better to bet on the home team in this league 2bqh, travel a killer most times.
>>75961002
thinking of doing the trip for the california clasico coming up, how do you see it goes to the away fans for that?
>>75963927
Which one? The Avaya game or THE Clasico at Stanford?
Also what the fuck are you even trying to ask?
>how do you see it goes to the away fans for that?
>>75963994
like do you throw your shirts at the lagfags or do you throw some beer from the lobina, stuff like that.
i don't really know what I'm getting into if i do the trip from LA, seems like the departure is at 7am day of and we return 8am the day after. rethinking it, seems like too much of a commitment.
>>75964055
there's normally an away fan section, opposite home supporters, also midfield and upper deck at stanford are normal fans like any sport
WEDNESDAY
MATCHES
>Wednesday 5/17
Philadelphia Union vs Houston Dynamo, 7:30pm
Chicago Fire vs Colorado Rapids, 8:30
Sporting KC vs Seattle Sounders, 8:30
Real Salt Lake vs NYCFC, 9pm
San Jose Earthquakes vs Orlando City, 10:30
YAYYYYYYYUH
Should I go to the game alone lads? I'm just about done trying to scrape people together to go. Everyone's always busy or lives too far away
OFFICIAL SHIRT SPONSORS POWER RANKINGS
1. Acura
2. Target
3. Alaska Airlines
4. XBOX (unironically)
5. BMO
POWER GAP
>everyone else
POWER GAP
101. Red Bull
102. Ivy Funds
103. Orlando Health
POWER GAP
1001. Etihad Airways
1002. Bell
POWER GAP
100001. LifeVantage
100002. Herbalife
HUGE POWER GAP
10000000001. Bimbo
>>75968058
>hating on Bimbo
>>75968123
My MLS team may be bad, but at least my team will never be bad and have BIMBO written in big letters on their jerseya
>>75959328
Alright everybody, tie your shoes.
>D O O P
>O
>O
>P
>>75968058
>caring about corporations
>>75967083
>Not being autistic enough to go to the game alone all the time
RIP SAN DIEGO
F
>>75970855
nothing of value was lost
>>75970855
Did SDS chimp out?
>>75968796
>>75968058
>he doesn't rate the cheeky bakery company
>>75970958
Yes
They rejected the MLS group's plan and told the state to make another plan for them
Also
http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/miami-dade/article150858572.html
Not in my neighborhood's neighbor's backyard
>>75971220
Thats stupid, but I'm not from Sandy Eggo so I don't give a fuck
>>75971220
Beckham should just go to Tampa already and let Miami eat ass
>>75971465
Yeah there's no fucking he's leaving the international party city of Miami for fucking Tampa
There's a reason he's dedicated to Miami
>>75971517
Miami isn't dedicated to him though, at a certain point you have to cut your losses and go somewhere that actually wants a team... I want Miami in the league too but they're not showing any reason why they'd have good support from politicians or even fans
>>75971667
I'm pretty he wants a team in Miami more than be wants a team at all
He's not gonna support something in Tampa
>>75971754
either way I just want the Tampa team, if their stadiums anything like they show it to be, it'll become that chill vacation kind of iconic stadium
Does this mean Sacramento Republic in MLS is inevitable?
HA HA
TIME FOR OPEN CUP
(1/4)
(2/4)
(3/4)
(4/4)
All times CDT Master Race
>>75971991
Love the Carolina Dynamos crest, it just looks like 4 different bits of different logos plastered onto each other
>Nottingham Forest tree
>the word 'carolina'
>a triangle for whatever reason
>Dynamos in italics
>>75972197
it's so 90's it hurts
>>75971820
To be honest Orlando is probably a bigger hindrance to Tampa than Miami
David Wagner as USA coach when?
>>75972930
We've already had too many Germans as coach
>>75971991
will miss 2 rounds of the openc up it seems
>>75972930
who?
>>75972930
>>75973189
The man took a league one club and has them in the playoffs final to get promoted to the Premier league. Huddersfield play exciting football Klopp style so I would love for Wagner to coach the national team someday. Preferably during the 2018 world cup but that's impossible by now.
>>75970855
Why, because of SDSU being retarded?
>>75972930
Hopefully >soon. He's got a promising future ahead of him.
>>75971220
>They rejected the MLS group's plan and told the state to make another plan for them
Meanwhile, they also said they thought Qualcomm could be negotiated to stay open longer, which the City promptly reaffirmed was not the case, and that it will be closed after the 2018 season. Following that, the Padres reaffirmed that while they offered Petco Park to the Aztecs as a space their football team could use for the 2019 season that they responded yesterday with a declaration that their willingness to use the stadium did no go beyond 2019. So, If the Aztecs want to piss and moan that they are only getting 33k seats in the proposed stadium, as well as only 16 acres to build new facilities when they want 35, there are Aztec alums like myself who think my alma mater is being as ridiculous as the Chargers were, and have chosen to throw my full support behind Soccer City over SDSU, and folks on the radio are saying that there are affluent people concerned that SDSU is playing fast and loose with the football program's future who might be forced to throw their weight at SDSU to pry its head out of it's ass. This thing is far from over, and SD is far from out of the running.
>>75973251
look for him as a candidate during the 2026 qualifying cycle
>tfw 2 dollar beers
>>75973700
BOAT
>>75973793
>>75973700
get the boat to blow the horn after goals
>>75973251
No
No more fake Americans
And fuck anyone who accepts them
>>75973859
>>75973882
Give Saeid back to Minnesota pls
>Philadelphia Bimbos
>>75973911
>A FUCKING LEAF
why aren't Canadian ip addresses banned yet?
>>75973918
>>75973852
Kys Doyle. You are not welcomed here
Why the fuck would anyone do this?
>dooping mental
Are the union going to fuck this one up too?
>>75973974
Deport yourself yurocuck
>>75973980
>not supporting your local team
get out plastic filth
>>75973992
Have you been paying attention at all?
>>75973852
>fake americans
pls go Trump
>>75973996
Nah, but you should since Trump triggers you
>>75973997
Why the fuck would you travel for an away game in Wichita?
That's a waste of time AND money
And taking your kid?
>>75973682
He would easily replace Arena after 2018 2bh
This game is trash lmao
>that techno
>>75974057
Only if somehow Arena became the coach of Germany before the next world cup
>>75974045
I'd have gone, but I just got back from an earlier-scheduled trip this past night, and didn't feel like waking up early enough to make the drive
Flying seems a bit excessive though
>some fan has a recorder and is going fucking nuts
Dying
>>75974060
You're trash, t.b.h.
>>Cosmos
>>75974089
Arena isnt a long term option
>>75973903
They won that trade though, didn't they? What's their goals conceded with/without cronin and burch?
>>75974237
I hate RSL, but Plata is one of my favorite players.
>>75973903
>more muhammeds
no. fuck off.
>>75974237
>>75974310
This always makes me kek
>this trash D
is pooniun back?
>NASLEL
>>75974629
>nyxhe
>Houston players dealing with the flu
What the hell, is this common for teams to catch something like that and for it to spread around the players.
>>75975353
Houston is a weird place man, let me tell you. I live there.
>>75975353
It was happening the past few weeks for the Union funnily enough
>Cosmos
>Richmond
>>75975786
>Tartan Devils
UPSET WATCH:
NY Cosmos lose to Reading United 3-2
Richmond Kickers lose to Christos FC 1-0
Michigan Bucks up 1-0 on Indy Eleven in the 70'
Chicago FC United leading Pittsburgh Riverhounds 1-0 at the half
>>75975821
>cosmos losing to a PDL team
>my sides
>>75975821
AFC Cleveland and FC Cincinnati scoreless, now into extra time
>>75975821
oh how the mighty have fallen
Pittsburgh has equalized 1-1
Wichita now leading Saint Louis 2-1
Cleveland and Cincy still scoreless at the extra time interval
>>75976230
W I C H I T A W W W
U N I O N
N
I
O
N
D O O P
O
O
P
2-2 now in Wichita
Michigan Bucks have defeated Indy Eleven 1-0
Cleveland and Cincy STILL scoreless, 112'
Chicago FC United back in front of Pittsburgh Riverhounds, 2-1 73'
Tulsa jumped out to a 5-0 lead against OKC's U-23 team but it is now 5-3 in the 80'
>>75976622
Why does OKC have their U23 team in this again?
>>75976837
Because US soccer is a joke
>>75976837
It's not a real U23 team
It's just a regular PDL team with their name attached to it
where's that ass-mad Union hater at now?
Wichita down to 10 after a handball in the box, STL misses the PK, 3-2 Wichita in stoppage
>>75976859
>>75977013
Why is Kaka on the bench?
>>75976976
>DOOP now has more points than my team
FUCK
>crapids
>>75971862
please
3-3 now as STL scores deeeeep into stoppage time
Cincy finally finds the goal, wins 1-0 over Cleveland in extra time
OKC Energy have turned on the afterburners, 5-1 in favor of them now
>>75977040
He's old and they got another game Sunday
>>75977116
I see. Thanks mate
http://www.ussoccer.com/lamar-hunt-us-open-cup/open-cup-tournaments/2017-usoc/2017-us-open-cup-second-round/20170517-usoc-second-round-michigan-bucks-vs-indy-eleven
Look at that stadium they played in
Pittsburgh now down 3-1, that's it for them
STL and Wichita headed for extra time
>xheattle
>>75977013
>fire winning
Hahahah all smiles!
we are getting an mls drama tv show????????
wtf i just saw an ad
>>75977150
Holy shit they fucking missed the goal too
Alright Sounders fans, tell me how was this game the ref's fault this time?
>xh3attl3
4-3 now for STL at the extra time break
Ocean City Nor'Easters and Harrisburg City Islanders in PK's
Every result as of now
>Atlanta Silverbacks (NPSL) 1, Charleston Battery (USL) 2
>Boston City FC 1 (NPSL) 1, GPS Omens (LQ, Mass) 2
>Carolina Dynamo 1 (PDL) 1, North Carolina FC (NASL) 6
>Charlotte Eagles (PDL) 2, Charlotte Independence (USL) 3
>FC Cincinnati (USL) 1, AFC Cleveland (NPSL) 0 AET
>Miami United FC (NPSL) 1, Jacksonville Armada (NASL) 2
>Reading United (PDL) 3, New York Cosmos (NASL) 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Richmond Kickers (USL) 0, Christos FC (LQ; MD) 1
>Rochester Rhinos (USL) 3, FC Motown (LQ; NJ) 0
>Tartan Devils (LQ; Penn) 0, Louisville City FC (USL) 9
>Miami FC (NASL) 3, South Florida Surf (PDL) 2
>Michigan Bucks (PDL) 1, Indy Eleven (NASL) 0
Ocean City Nor'easters (PDL) 0, Harrisburg City Islanders 0 Pks 3-2
>Chicago FC United (PDL) 3, Pittsburgh Riverhounds (USL) 1
FC Wichita (NPSL) 3, Saint Louis FC (USL) 4 105'
>Houston Dutch Lions (PDL) 1, San Antonio FC (USL) 2
>OKC Energy (USL) 5, Moreno Valley (LQ; CA) 1
>Tulsa Roughnecks (USL) 5, OKC Energy FC U23 (PDL) 3
Colorado Springs Switchbacks (USL) 0, FC Tuscon (PDL) 0
Fresno Fuego (PDL) 0, Phoenix Rising (USL) 0 14' (Drogba is not in the 18)
Golden State Force (PDL) vs Orange County SC (USL) 10:30pm
LA Wolves (LQ; CA) vs Chula Vista FC (LQ; CA) 10:30pm
OSA FC (NPSL) vs Reno 1868 FC (PDL) 10:30pm
Sacramento Republic (PDL) vs Anahuac FC (LQ; CA) 10:30pm
>you now remember Jordan "Stanford Messi" Memeis, le future of American sawker - pls believe me I am not a shill for Garber
What
A
Joke
>>75977737
>quints off by a number
I agree desu
>>75977769
>a number
>>75977737
arena wont let me forget him because he keeps getting callups despite being absolute SHIT
>MAN
>SHITTY
>C
KEK
>>75977696
Harrisburg beats the OC Nor'easters 7-6 in pks
http://www.ajc.com/sports/atlanta-united-announces-revised-schedule/R67PX6pBDmG23ZwCPJCaLN/
Atlanta's gonna host 6 games in a span of 3 weeks
>>75977737
Shut the fuck up you fucking faggot, Morris is literally one of the most talented players in the league and a future star for US Soccer and has done so well playing for us last season in his first rookie season. I bet you're an assblasted LA Cucklaxy loser still made that Jordan fucked you hard at home. Keep talking shit about our better teams and players we all know you retards hate us hur durrr Sheattle amiright???? XD lol liberals eyueueyuheueueuejehe dont you see how fucking stupid and hateful you look? You dont because you're so far up your jealous ass about us and our deserved Cup win. Hahahahaha taste the tears bitch and fuck off and no I dont give a shit about you racist ignorant stupid fucks making fun of my awesome progressive (yes, progressive! Triggered Drumpfkin?) City. Fuck off
>>75977893
lmao they're so fucked
>>75977908
>Shut the fuck up you fucking faggot, Morris is literally one of the most talented players in the league and a future star for US Soccer and has done so well playing for us last season in his first rookie season. I bet you're an assblasted LA Cucklaxy loser still made that Jordan fucked you hard at home. Keep talking shit about our better teams and players we all know you retards hate us hur durrr Sheattle amiright???? XD lol liberals eyueueyuheueueuejehe dont you see how fucking stupid and hateful you look? You dont because you're so far up your jealous ass about us and our deserved Cup win. Hahahahaha taste the tears bitch and fuck off and no I dont give a shit about you racist ignorant stupid fucks making fun of my awesome progressive (yes, progressive! Triggered Drumpfkin?) City. Fuck off>>
>>75977908
>>75977924
>>Shut the fuck up you fucking faggot, Morris is literally one of the most talented players in the league and a future star for US Soccer and has done so well playing for us last season in his first rookie season. I bet you're an assblasted LA Cucklaxy loser still made that Jordan fucked you hard at home. Keep talking shit about our better teams and players we all know you retards hate us hur durrr Sheattle amiright???? XD lol liberals eyueueyuheueueuejehe dont you see how fucking stupid and hateful you look? You dont because you're so far up your jealous ass about us and our deserved Cup win. Hahahahaha taste the tears bitch and fuck off and no I dont give a shit about you racist ignorant stupid fucks making fun of my awesome progressive (yes, progressive! Triggered Drumpfkin?) City. Fuck off>>
>>75977908
Memeis is trash and you should feel bad.
>b-but a Bundesliga club wanted him! And he runs like Sanic!
>>75977908
>Shut the fuck up you fucking faggot, Morris is literally one of the most talented players in the league and a future star for US Soccer and has done so well playing for us last season in his first rookie season. I bet you're an assblasted LA Cucklaxy loser still made that Jordan fucked you hard at home. Keep talking shit about our better teams and players we all know you retards hate us hur durrr Sheattle amiright???? XD lol liberals eyueueyuheueueuejehe dont you see how fucking stupid and hateful you look? You dont because you're so far up your jealous ass about us and our deserved Cup win. Hahahahaha taste the tears bitch and fuck off and no I dont give a shit about you racist ignorant stupid fucks making fun of my awesome progressive (yes, progressive! Triggered Drumpfkin?) City. Fuck off
>>75977807
I hate it that he wastes valuable squad spots calling up shitters that dont deserve to be on the team like McCarty.
>>75977908
>>Morris is literally one of the most talented players in the league and a future star for US Soccer
Lel. He's Agudelol 2.0/Zardass 3.0
>>75977150
>stadium
ayyyyyyyyy
>>75977908
(you)
STL defeats Wichita 4-3 in extra time
SF Deltas behind early against Burlingame Dragons
>>75978398
fucking refball
>0 goals in 6 games
whats to say >my republic wont lose this Open cup round as well
>>75977908
>>75978690
Why would you coach willing live across the country from his wife?
there's a guy selling peanuts just shouting "deez nutz" at the quakes game
U N I O N
>his team's stadium doesnt have cornhole and food trucks for half time
>>75979580
>cornhole
>>75979580
>glorified high school stadium.
>it's another scum jose 90'+9 winning game goal epsiode
cap it
>Man City C getting pwned by the worst team in the West
>>75979813
home always wins.
Guys
This is real btw
Wilson kneeshaw PK is good!
Sac republic leads 3-0
>>75979892
UNION
AHAHAHA
BASED WONDO
85’ | GOOOOOOOALLL!!!! @TrickettSmith volleys the ball perfectly for the 4th of the night.
Republic FC 4, @FCAnahuac 0
>>75979757
getting warmer....
>>75927291
they're all spics though so it doesn't count
>>75980141
>feeling good beating up some summerball team from vegas
maybe mls is not for you after all
>>75980164
theyve been shit for the last 6 weeks, just give me this
>>75980226
dafuq
>>75979892
No one else cares that they're playing a game in Saudi Arabia DURING the NASL season?
>>75980288
Cosmos gonna Cosmos
>>75980226
who am i kidding, that's not far from most of mls play anyway.
>>75980288
no one cares about nasl or undead cosmos.
>>75977908
is the the year the east wins dac up after the drought? or will yet another western meme cup run upset them again?
>>75980718
if Toronto couldn't manage it vs a shit-ass Seattle squad last year, what makes you think it's going to happen this year
>>75977908
Fuck off already doyle you enormous faggot
what did they mean by this?
>>75980841
>>the decrepit shantytown of SF Deltas
>>75980749
Memeattle are back to being garbage and no other western side are good enough atm. Galaxy are trash, Poortland are back to being mediocre and Dallass will choke in the playoffs. This is Red bulls/Toronto's year
>>75980749
honestly think the east is looking a bit more competitve than previous years, but let's see how it all shakes out. might just be the slow start in the west tricking me.
>go on vacation in straya
>seattle collapse in full effect
How do we fix this team
Also reminder that /ayy/ season is over so we can stop including them in our OPs
Based, Muscular and ELITE Sydney FC, lads.
Dropping Seattle from my supported franchises, I'm a Toronto fan now.
>>75980852
>>75980852
>Red Bulls
Literally never going to happen
>>75981532
>perf
>>75980852
>red bulls
Hilarious.
Toronto/Dalass final is pretty much confirmed, unless a team comes charging out of last place like Seattle did last year.
>>75980718
>>75980852
>>75980893
>>75982250
>>75982945
>sleeping on da loons
>>75981606
>has only been following /mls/ since 2017.
Let's wake up, Americans!
This is Futbol!
https://youtu.be/iA86jGC8zfY
>>75983780
go back to bed, Japan
>Cosmos
>Naslel
GET LIT
>>75984694
>Seattle
>Women's "sports"
kys yourself
>>75984694
No one cares Doyle. Stop forcing your dyke nwslel players in your articles
>>75977908
RIP Roger Ailes
You won't be missed, fucker
>>75985024
No politics you stupid fuck
>>75985234
butthurt cuck detected
>>75985393
Sure is summer in here.
>75977908
(You)
>>75985393
nwslposter detected
I dont get why you WOULDNT want to watch cute girls play soccer
>>75986375
Because I can just watch pornstars playing soccer and then getting fucked in the field
>>75986417
you could, but there's no pornstar soccer league
>>75986417
example pls
>>75986417
someone get one of those degenerate porn producers on the phone. the scenario being a sawker game, very sweaty at the half, and down 2 goals.
>>75975893
the new-new brooklyn cosmos are not even remotely as good as the nasl cosmos, is the thing
>>75986478
>you will never be a coach and give them a 10 minute "motivational speech" at halftime
>>75978157
is this supposed to be a bad thing? agudelo IS the real deal but got mismanaged badly because of >muh henry strikepartner. if it was up to me i'd have gotten rid of henry and kept agudelo, obviously some random scandie coach isn't gonna care about that. but an american coach will. so agu's career suffered, got bounced around, ended up getting signed by a much worse team (stoke, really?) and then came back and settled into being mediocre. a real shame.
and zardes isnt even close to the same position so idk what you mean
the gf on the bottom right
GET HYPE
>>75987297
>GET HYPE
>5 game road trip
>Atlanta this saturday
>FC Dallas on the 28th which I might go to
Im more scared than hype concerning if they can hold top 3 in the west before playing their game against RSL at home.
>>75987208
I hate that owner even more now.
>>75987208
Knowing Seattle they'll probably find a way to lose
>>75989731
You must not have been around for the shitshow two years ago
http://soccer.nbcsports.com/2015/06/17/seattle-finishes-us-open-cup-loss-to-portland-with-7-men-as-dempsey-rages/
The meme magic is back.
>>75990064
What am I supposed to see here?
>>75990112
MUH bridge and MUH river
This is what's right next to/behind the stadium
>>75990395
But how is it meme magic?
>>75990395
Highmark > Talen
>>75990417
It wasn't so much that, I just took the pic after the game and decided to post it, its more comfy in person
>>75990449
Highmark is really nice but isn't there one side that they can't build on at all?
>>75990557
Ahh. Alrighty. Hope you had fun, anon.
>>75990112
Darkness hides how shitty the river looks
>>75990557
that side borders a railroad track, which borders the river
it's sweet as fuck when a train rolls past during a game
>>75986375
Because they play terribly and that shit is fucking pathetic
I dont get why you WOULDNT want to watch u15 boys play soccer
>Thursday
Bring me that Friday lineup, boys.
>>75986728
You're right, Zardes was better than Memeis ever was, as show by the better stats he had when Arena played him as a CF. They're still all shit at the international level.
>>75991816
Zardes is a pace-babby with awful footwork
>>75991831
Yes. And he's still better than "No left foot" Memeis who is also a pace babby
So even if >we beat an EPL team in a friendly, the story is, "Oh, it was just a friendly."
What the hell does a league have to do, to be taken seriously around here?
>not clearing your weekend schedule
Anyway, as I was saying, MLS is the greatest sports league God ever put on God's Earth.
>>75989731
*ahem*
Who's the reigning MLS champ, Gary?
My birthday is coming up, anon...........
>>75987691
>losing to RSL
Not today, anon.
>NBA AND NHL PLAYOFFS
you can't compete, /mls/
>>75992416
Not getting rekt every year by Mexico in CCL would be a start
>usoc vs skc AGAIN
stop
>>75993270
>I'm a sporting
>>75993405
>Sporting KFC
Sounds delicious.
>>75992945
our games aren't a foregone conclusion
>>75992416
I watched my Loons beat Swansea City while they were in the NASL.
>>75993183
That is true.
>>75993481
>NASL
Get the fuck outta here.
>>75993494
Mad at loons?
>>75993573
>Never
>A
>Stupid
>Loon
>>75987208
what a butthurt faggot.
GET HYPE
>>75993904
DELET DIS
>fridge filled with beer
>pizza tracker bookmarked
Let's do this, /mls/ bros.
>>75993183
No one gives a fuck about the ccl
NEW in a minute
>>75994010
>>75994010
>>75994010
>>75994010
Great thread, bros. Quality of the generals almost respectable these days.
>in before perf
HOW BOUT THEM RED BULLS
>baseball stadiums
>>75993987
apparently mexico does
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