>Sunday, May 7th
Sydney FC vs Melbourne Victory, 3:00AM
Minnesota United FC vs Sporting Kansas City, 1:30PM
New York City FC vs Atlanta United FC, 4:00PM
>Wednesday, May 10
Columbus Crew vs Toronto FC, 4:30pm
>Friday, May 12
Houston Dynamo vs Vancouver Whitecaps, 6pm
IMPORTANT LINKS
>DOOP counter
https://www.tickcounter.com/countup/13189/amount-of-time-since-doop-won-a-game-august-27-vs-sporting-kc
>MLS
https://www.mlssoccer.com/schedule
>NASL
http://www.nasl.com/schedule
>USL
http://www.uslsoccer.com/usl-schedule
>NWSL
http://www.nwslsoccer.com/schedule
>AYY lmao
http://www.a-league.com.au/results
Old Bread:
>>75665701
FIRST for Y'ALL JELLY
>>75763863
>DOOP counter
RIP in peace
second for
L
O
O
N
S
>>75764352
did they win?
>expansion
>soon
Sports fan that actively bandwagons here.
Currently bandwagoning on FC Dallas because they are first in their conference and undefeated so far.
We're the best. Suck it fags!
>>75764384
B A S E D WOJCI
>>75765386
Are they still paying their roster the least in MLS as well?
>>75765258
>NASL
>went to see Indy 11's 0-0 yesterday
> 3 consecutive games without a goal
;_;
>>75763863
>mfw the streak has been broken
>>75766035
Anyone got a stream for loons? My local soccer bar is filled with Liverpool """supporters"""
>>75765562
NASL's near-collapse seems to have resulted in almost perfect parity somehow.
No one can fucking score.
>>75766854
http://www.stream2watch.cc/livenow/soccer/28012/minnesota-united-fc-vs-sporting-kansas-city-live-stream
DA LOONS
Nice ball in
AHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
just tuned in in time to see da loons go ahead!
SKC's playing their third game in 9 days and it shows. Still, if they go down to the worst team in the league, it's a fucking disgrace.
can't make out a word these fans are singing, sounds like gibberish
>league's best defense
>lets in a goal to a fucking 2017 draft pick
>glory glory minnesota
So now that >we've beat the bad guys, is it safe to say it's coming home to T.O?
>>75767696
give em some slack, they're probably still getting organized now that they're in MLS... at least I don't hear them singing the same songs as half the league
GOATmirez
>>75767932
I meant what they were singing at the time literally sounded like gibberish, it was just weird
>Sporting Flyover
E X P O S E D
AHOOOOOOOOOO
Is minisoda.......
elite?
minnesota seem like a good bunch of lads
I'll follow them this summer for comfy mls time when every other league is over
Good half tbqh
this is too good to be true
i'm nervous
what are these duckos called that minnesota have as their logo
>>75768217
it's called a Loon
it's the Minnesotan state birb, in case you're wondering why the hell a divegrass team would choose it as the team mascot
>>75768263
>loons (North America) or divers (UK/Ireland)
hmm, sounds appropriate for the sport
>>75767689
>worst team in the league
they're ahead of poonion and crapids in the shield standings m8
>>75767932
some songs don't make any sense
particularly "can you hear [opposing team] sing? i can't hear a fucking thing" when it's being directed at a couple dozen away supporters
it just doesn't make sense for home fans to ever use that, like obv 20,000 > 20
NYC/UTD lineups?
>>75768336
Kek
>>75767689
>worst team in the league
Filthy?
>broken nose
F
Broken nose!
ouch
>Shuttleworth out
aaaaand there goes the game.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
NO GOAL
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
IT'S ALL HAPPENING NOW
what's up with all the britbongs in here today?
Minnesota united are the most likeable team in the league. this is coming from a crew fan
>>75768823
it's just me, lad
bored so I put on this game
>>75768842
oh
well, I hope you're enjoying this game.
>hey HEY
>it's not on the line
>IT'S NOT ON THE LINE
>YOU'RE A CHEATER YOU'RE A CHEATER
holy kek
>>75768855
thanks blud, it's a fun match
>>75768837
best kits too
>drop ball face off turns into a fight
Based Loons bringing the hockey bants
>>75768956
based hockey start
Ole ole ole ole
..Da Loons
..Da Loons
well, this is going to be a rivalry soon if the result holds
>dabs
>>75769015
>Ibsen
Kek
>>75769015
I like a more physical midfield considering the field
>Zusi
I forgot about him lmao
>kansASS SHITTY
what the fuck happened to the stream?
welp, someone's just got fired
No era :dD
>8'
>8
>'
yay it's back
>+8
wut
>shoosi
>dwover
who
/ELITE/
here?
We got another one, Loonsbros!
well done, loons
that was a fun game
LOONS
WE FUCKING BEAT KC
>WE FUCKING BEAT KC
WE FUCKING BEAT KC
>WE FUCKING BEAT KC
>>75769643
is he, dare i say it, the goat?
wow nice going wizards
>>75769681
MLS Goldenb oot when?
The Loons will go farther than Atlanta in the playoffs
cap it
pour one out for /ourguy/ bobby
>>75770096
>:^)
are these the guys who don't give a crud?
>>75769857
i'm so happy >we're getting better
seeing fatlanta talk shit just to get pooped on is fucking pottery
>>75770096
jesus christ how horrifying
>>75770096
DA SCHNOZZ
>>75769073
>man city c
BEEYA
>atlanus
top titty
>damage control soon
BASED LOONS
>p-playoffs!
>>75770680
delet dis NOW
>>75770680
>xheattle
>lags
wew lads, is minnesota /ourguys/?
>>75770680
Based NASL does it again
*blocks your 3 points*
>>75770680
>>75770731
Exposed
>>75770680
wtf happened to galaxy?
>>75770917
2 of their defenders got traded to Houston for free
Keane and Steve G retired
Bruce went to coach USMNT
Season ending injuries, notably Robbie Rodgers.
>>75770985
>Not mentioning their lacky coach
>>75770917
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Jones doesn't really fit
Lol you cucks shut up about Atlanta
Just got back from the MNUFC game. Ask me anything.
>>75771734
Hows the food
>>75771790
I had some cheese curds in the first half. They were okay.
>that "finish"
Atlanta can't stop conceding cheap goals
>fatlanta
>>75771586
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELMAO
>FATLANUS
AHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAAAHAHAHAHA
>SHITLANTA
*opens*
>>75771734
How's your family back in Somalia doing?
Burn the team and facilities down NOW
*gets exposed*
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED? WE WHERE DOING SO GOOD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>75772517
>atlelta
>based loons getting hot
>shitlanta collapsing
I'm ERECT
>>75771902
I heard there were $1 hot dogs, can you confirm
Why can't MLS teams win the CONCAF Champions League?
>>75772729
1. The knockout rounds are during out preseason, although they're rescheduling it to fit MLS better
2. No one rates it
>>75772655
Yeah up until about 5 minutes before kick-off.
>>75772729
Salary cap
>>75772729
No depth
will >we make the playoffs?
>>75768945
>>75768976
second best kit m8
>>75754452
AAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I DID ENJOY MY NIGHT THO
GO LOONS /OURGUYS/
>>75773369
I hope so, need to see some new blood in the playoffs, and LAGS ARE DEAD THANK YOU FINALLY
>>75774282
>sallad
l m a o
>>75774537
>only unbeaten team
>most points and least games played
>least goals conceded
>best goal difference
and mauro is still working his way back
>the cpl wont have the biggest cities in the country part of their league
whats the point?
>baby yanks lost to Mexico on penalties
reeee
>>75775135
Player development
Based, Muscular and ELITE Sydney FC and Seattle Sounders, lads.
Two elite teams from two elite cities and both are reigning champions of their respective leagues.
>>75776771
>Sounders
>Elite
>>75776771
have you seen the sounders play recently??
>>75775135
to raise awareness of soccer in canada and increase the talent pool for the canadian nt
also maybe to strengthen the bid for the canadian world cup
TFC to win the regular season, playoffs, and canadian championship this year
>>75777777
>>75770096
Hey guys anyone have a webm of the collision?
pmub
>general this dead at night
Do you all have 9-5 jobs or what
>>75782720
i was just exhausted after the hyp that was Loons vs >Sporting
Great Season?
Or Greatest Season?
>>75770917
Retarded meme coach and shitty new management. They'll be gone soon since Garber cant have a Galaxy not in the playoffs.
>>75777772
As long as manlet being healthy and the defense continues to be great they have a great chance being back in the Final again.
How badly will the CPL fail?
They think they're gonna be MLS's level without their 3 biggest markets
>>75784555
>MLS's level
I don't think they ever said that
>>75784555
They're a second division league
There's just one retarded leaf that thinks it'll compete for first division and that Canada will become a world soccer superpower on the backs of naturalized African kids
>>75784555
>trips of concern
It's fine. If the WHL is still going on, the CPL can at least exist, as long as they don't fuck up their business model as bad as NASL did.
>>75785135
They're ignoring the biggest 3 male soccer properties in Canada though
>>75776771
Have you looked at the standings lad?
>>75785548
They never do.
>>75785526
Maybe those losers are holding out for a USL/NASL squad, do not pretend to understand the motives of billionaires.
WEEKDAY SOCCER!
Union are about to go on a 5 game win streak.
DC this weekend, away
Houston on a Wednesday at home
Colorado at home
RSL away
You heard it here first.
>>75787117
>philly
>delusions
I see this holds true for all your sports, after all.
>>75788138
>flyers 10 game win streak
>miss playoffs
>iggles
>6ers literally trash
>poonion
wew filthy
>>75788560
>forgot the phillies
too bad, so sad
>>75788138
Oh look, it's the faggot that can't stop saying the word "delusional." Did you just learn that word in the 6th grade? kys
>>75790760
UNION DELUSIONS
>mfw mls
>>75784555
Not at all.
It was never meant to be MLS level anyway. Just to make soccer in Canada less shit than it is now. I mean there is the chance that it fails, but let's not think about that please.
>>75790760
>he used a polysyllabic word
>better call him a faggot
First of all, I didn't say "delusional" I said, "delusions," so you fail at reading comprehension. Second of all, if you'd like me to dumb it down for your Philly intellect, what word would you prefer? Fucktarded? Or is that too many syllables also?
any of my DC United boys in here?
#DC4LIFE
>>75787117
As a Union fan I can tell you thats pretty unlikely.
Might be able to get a win or 2 though
>>75787117
D D W W
>>75790665
The who
>>75791344
EGG ZACHARY
>>75791364
reddit tier post desu
>>75794530
But is it too late? When do they announce the next wave of teams? June?
Why don't they just make an MLS team play in that giant, empty football dome in St. Louis? Are they stupid?
>>75794683
I don't recall the exact phrasing, but it was something to the effect of announcing the next 2 teams in "Q2 or Q3 of 2017"
Which could theoretically push any announcements all the way off to September, but I doubt it goes that long
>>75794718
Field literally isn't big enough
Soccer wasn't really on anybody's mind when they started building it in 1993
And all the various proposed fixes and modifications to the thing to make it soccer-worthy would cost at least as much as a new SSS anyhow
Also also, it's a dome attached to a convention center, which means they host other stuff there besides just football
http://www.starsandstripesfc.com/2018-world-cup-qualifying/2017/5/8/15587928/jermaine-jones-knee-injury-la-galaxy-usmnt-world-cup-qualifying
>Jermaine Jones could miss next set of USMNT World Cup qualifiers with knee injury
We're saved
>>75795616
we're all saved. he was a ticking time bomb until the next injury
>>75795616
THANK FUCKING GOD
WE
Just wanted to remind everyone that only 5 teams have collected more points than Minnesota United since March.
>>75796792
>including 2 teams
#absolutelydisgusting
>>75796792
When are Riverhounds going to get with the times and get a crest instead of that furry bullshit from the 90s?
>>75796792
can you spot the >soon in the crowd, /mls/?
>>75790871
D.C. united fans have all died out lad... though the new stadium might make them a bit more present and vocal
The stadium legit gives their games a sorta depressing atmosphere
When is Nashville getting a team soccerfags?
>>75797804
Next year.
>>75796792
Rayo OKC still exists?
>>75797804
After you win the Stan Lee
So like July
>>75797804
>>mfw USL Central Conference next season
>>75797884
On paper they do. Rayo still owns part of NASL and hasn't paid their exit fee, so they could return to play next year. There was a rumor about the team moving to Omaha and using their nice new downtown SSS, but the most likely outcome of the whole Rayo fiasco is a series of lawsuits.
Seattle is moving their 2 team to Tacoma, 30ish miles south, and rebranding it. They'll have a comfy 5k seater SSS, and probably grass.
Fucking S2 will have an SSS and grass before the first team does.
>>75797944
Kekekekekeke the degenerative tolerance camp of xheattle
>>75797804
they actually have a fan founded team, its now becoming increasingly professional and moving up the pyramid, iirc they're the first truly grassroots started team
there's a chance they can be an MLS team some day
>>75797929
Omaha has a new downtown SSS? I googled "omaha soccer stadium" and it brings up Creighton's ground, but that was built in 2003
>>75797949
absolutely S E E T H I N G flyover
>>75797961
>2003 was 14 years ago
Didn't realize it was that old, but yeah, that one. It's perfectly sized for a D2 team, and an upgrade from what a lot of NASL teams were using in the past.
>>75797979
fuck off, Lisa
>we're just as close to 2004 than we are to 2030
https://www.101sports.com/audio/the-fast-lane-may-8-2017-6-pm-hour/
Skip ahead to 8:40 for the relevant #MLS2STL bit
Also also
OPEN CUP STARTS TODAY
>>75799924
So we've got that going for us.
Which is nice.
>>75799938
Please do it
>Deal with it
fucking kek
>>75799924
go drags
>tfw still haven't been to one of their games
>>75800967
kek
>>75796792
>visibly different shades for teams of the same organization
Good morning to everyone but those teams
Reminder that watching NWSL is pathetic
>>75787117
L L W W
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/soccer-insider/wp/2017/05/08/united-soccer-league-eager-to-expand-to-baltimore-commissioner-says/?tid=sm_tw_ps&utm_term=.82c5f034d6fd
>>75802121
>Baltimore soccer hooligans
>>75802134
What I didn't know was there will be expansions in Vegas and Fresno
>>75802185
what talk English even good more look like.
YOUR mlels player of the week
One day, he will graduate from NYCFC.
Will he got any title here ?
>midweek soccer
>tomorrow
WHO YA GOT
>>75805486
fuck off
>>75805608
Feeling salty about Ohio and/or Canada...?
Would any Seattle anons like a single ticket for "real" salt lake on May 20th, in section 230? Perfect for if you're an autist who doesn't have any friends.
>>75801688
>Not wanting to watch qtpis in action
>>75808093
>a single ticket
Nah I need a second seat to hold my beer.
>>75801688
Wow someone sure is triggered.
bumping with the best uniform
>>75810198
Nike has really regressed
>>75797979
Coasties actually think people would want to live in Seattle.
>>75795616
Now let's hope Arena removes the trash like Memecarty and Memeis.
How did they go from
>>75810198 This
to
This?
I mean even the generic as fuck Team Canada jerseys look better
>>75810198
been lurkin' ebay for one
>>75813285
I miss the 2010 jersey
How popular is MLS in the USA?
What are Whitecaps like as a team? They just signed the aussie Bernie Ibini, who won the league with Sydney FC this year and i'm considering watching their games.
>>75813915
It's a hipster league. Not even joking. Only hipster millenials watch it but it's catching on in some cities.
>>75810198
Nice best Away. Posting best Home.
>>75813915
Not very
It's gaining footing though
Please watch our league
>>75815945
I got the expensive version and its one of the best kits I own. almost hate wearing it!
>>75810198
this uniform
>>75815945
with this crest
>>75816333
>trips of style
>>75815945
Why oh why did USSF not pick this goat logo? It looks fucking perfect and timeless.
>>75816673
because Nike
TOP O' THE MORNING, /SP/
So much Open Cup today (1/4)
(2/4)
(3/4)
(4/4)
All times CDT Master Race
>>75796792
Where are they?
>>75819234
>>75819245
>>75819263
>>75819277
>>75819277
>The Inland Empire has a team
>Its in Moreno Valley
STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM
NOW WE HERE
>>75816282
like what . just how it looks or the materials and such?
Anyone watching tonight?
>>75820647
>have nothing better to do.
Yeah
Hey MLS bros, I've been away from /spee/ for a bit so I couldn't ask this question earlier, but what do you guys think of the new CONCACAF League format?
Do you think it will increase competitiveness? do you think it'll get more people excited about it? Or do you think that it's still just a waste of time and MLS clubs should just fuck off from CONCACAF altogether?
I have no comment as of yet because FIFA fucking hates Guatemala and we won't see international football for at least two more years.
>>75820923
Info-graphic if y'all don't know what I'm talking about.
>>75820819
I feel you.
>>75820169
I got the authentic one, super comfy when playing pick up, especially on hot days
Checking in on NASL, USL, etc
How's your non-MLS team doing, anon?
http://www.nasl.com/news/2017/05/10/orange-county-joins-nasl-as-expansion-club-for-2018-season
>NASL is dead the MLShills said
>>75824298
very poorly, tyvm
>>75824645
>>going H2H with USL again
#why
>>75820923
It's good that CONCACAF scrubs can play meaningful games.
And it's good that the second phase is no longer drawn all the way out. Scheduling was kind of silly DESU since you needed 3 "seasons" for qualifying, group stage, and knockout.
Phase 1 is interesting cause you might be able to stick CPL/USL/NASL/Ascenso teams in it in the future.
>
>>75824298
Relegated for the first time in fucking forever
>>75824298
>having a non-MLS team
>>75828874
I'm just saying it happens, not saying I approve.
>>75828874
>not having a cheeky National Premier Soccer League club
ERA ERA ERA :DD
ughhh
>>75829280
What pisses you off more: the dive or the panenka?
>>75829344
the empty stadium
so its gonna be like this huh
>Altishit
. . .
>>75829402
Times are tough
>Altidore
>>75810198
>implying
M E M E B O I S
Is MLS elite?
>>75830718
Nah. Its still a meme behind countries like Scotland and Denmark but its getting better slowly. Its still a joke compared to Liga mx and our clubs have no issues raping mls clubs in the CCL
>>75830718
Absolutely not.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GET REKT CREW
>>75830718
Roughly on the level of the English League One
>COLUMBUS POO
>5 games win streak
TFC for Supporters' Shield this season.
>>75830856
>Scotland
>Denmark
I see you still haven't dropped this Sctick
>>75830856
True. I think the play is absolute garbage and around League One lower Championship level but I dont mind watching it for my city. Im sure it'll catch up to the Mexican league in a decade or two
>>75831060
>in a decade or two.
Try never unless you get rid of that retarded salary cap and better youth training. I do agree on your analysis. I think liga mx is just Championship level and mls below that.
Toronto will lose to Minnesota
>>75828874
>not supporting your local teams
>NASL's Edmonton FC getting their ass pounded by USL's Ottawa Fury at home
>NASLEL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNJDjNxOtmU
Find out which team gets to get assraped by TFC
https://twitter.com/mitchelltierney/status/862485300202917890
>tfw missed openc up starting games due to cramming for too many finals
fugg, good thing the upsets don't start until later on
>>75833160
cheeky
>>Azteca playing a man down since the 8'
>>nil-nil after regulation
damn son
>tfwrevsfan
>tfwnoMLSC Ups
>tfwnoqt3.14SSS
;_;
>tfwnQAMgf
post an update on those we've lost. La Maquina have been eliminated, >us lagfags can rest easy for now.
>>75835310
FC Wichita defeats a 9-man Azteca FC 1-0 in extra time
Azteca played very well, basically looked like even strength down a man
>>75835310
RIP Villages ;_;
>>75835829
no...
>no matches Thursday
Welp, off to /h/. See you in two days.
Y'all motherfuckers ain't ready for this
>>75837160
sorry... who?
>>75837509
waifu soccer
https://twitter.com/ATLSilverbacks/status/862495091356782592
based openc up goals
>>75837634
why is columbus so bad in attendance? their stadium is in a pretty decent location, theres a neighborhood just a few minutes away, the university campus, etc. one would think it'd be pretty comfy and easy. of course its more likely that people just dont care
>>75840617
>it's more likely that people just don't care
>ohio
Ayup.
>Haters
>Gonna hate
This is the final NASL season, rite guise?
>>75832536
>Ottawa were an NASL team just last year
what point are you trying to make?
>>75831612
DO NOT jinx it
>>75841666
>devilget
Minnesota's not beating anyone, senpai.
http://www.nasl.com/news/2017/05/10/orange-county-joins-nasl-as-expansion-club-for-2018-season
>Robbie Rdgers out for the season
>Traded away AJ
JUST
>>75843387
i cry everytime
>>75843434
gay
>>75842470
MORE GAY
>>75842470
Why the hell would anyone invest in that sinking ship at this point?
Third Round matchups supposed to be released later today
>>75841041
Doesn't FC Cincinnati double their attendance though?
>>75846627
Zero times two is still zero.
Guys, I'm starting to think NASL might save itself.
Cincy gives away a shitload of tickets to inflate their attendance
>>75846734
But they have a consistent attendance, meaning people come back to games, so it works
>>75846946
completely depends on their stadium arrangements, with which I am admittedly not familiar
if you OWN your own stadium, then you can make up for free tickets with parking fees and beer and hot dogs and so on
Cincy plays in someone else's stadium, and if they have to rent the place AND presumably surrender a share of the concession money, that's not sustainable
That's why Louisville is working so hard to build their own place and get out of Slugger: they're losing about a million bucks a year as-is
>>75846722
By going after markets MLS is already in or trying to get in?
>"fan" of soccer
>only watches men play
Gay.
Coins to be flipped tomorrow
On my way to the airport rn lads
Tomorrow I'll be shitposting with an Aussie flag
>>75848017
only actual Australians are allowed to shitpost from Australia
enjoy getting kicked by The Boot
>>75843387
>>75845162
https://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2017/05/11/la-galaxy-place-robbie-rogers-season-ending-rectal-tear
https://www.fcdallas.com/post/2017/05/11/mauro-diaz-returns-full-training-fc-dallas-road-recovery
REST OF THE LEAGUE LOOK OUT
NUMBER ONE TEAM AND ABOUT TO GET STRONGER
>>75849178
can't wait to see you shitfuckers have the best team by a mile and still manage to lose El Capitan and choke in the playoffs
>>75849103
>rectal tear
There's definitely a gay joke in this
>>75849274
please no bully this is OUR YEAR
>his teams uniform isn't inspired by snakes and naked men
>>75854603
>>75847941
Always nice to meet a fellow NWSLfag
>tfw Tobin does manly handsomeness better than you do
Wish she'd stop taking selfies and get back to the Portland front line, though. Hayley Raso's being worked to death.
>>75854831
It's a new league, they'll get that shit figured out. Still better league management than NASL.
>Friday MLS
http://www.foxsports.com/soccer/gallery/us-soccer-federation-money-surplus-spending-051117?sf78177268=1&sf78252196=1
4 of these are impractical
>>75858509
what are the odds
>>75854603
>mfw snake skin is in
White-trash Messi traded to Union when?
>>75860114
It's like Bedoya and a hillbilly had a kid
http://www.sbnation.com/soccer/2017/5/11/15625878/us-open-cup-2017-pitch-invader-tartan-devils-fc-derby-city
is your team full of dank memers mls?
Will NASL Survive?
remember to watch based liguilla you amerigordos
>>75831060
>Im sure it'll catch up to the Mexican league in a decade or two
t.1993
>>75862301
Why?
If I'm watching American soccer I would watch decent soccer
>>75862343
>I would watch decent soccer
exactly
>>75862394
>Liga MX
>Decent
>>75861282
love the openc up jej
>drumpf
>>75862701
CHI
TONIGHT
>>75862301
>>75862394
Liga mx is so fucking slow and boring to watch. Everyone looks so apathetic and unathletic.
>>75864803
how did this train wreck of a team ever win two titles
>>75864884
i think the drama in the media, and how old and ingrained it is helps actual mexicans follow it with all their passion. it's a lot more real than the market optimized and bland league we've got.
anyway just wish mls would lose some of the regulations like salary caps and the like so we can compete for depth players, that's probably the biggest complaint i've got. we do that, and the quality of the league would benefit. some years away from that as it stands though.
>>75864884
>muh fast niggas
an excuse for shitty futbol, your players barely know how to give and receive a pass
>>75865826
Well, one of the sperm has to win the race. I mean, here you are.
It's lit, gentlemen.
What channel is Houston on?
>>75864803
is this the memeiest or is it actually based. I am confused tbqh.
>>75867555
>>75868242
Stream?
>>75861831
>Bobby Bane
I love it
>>75867750
>still playing on turf.
give me one reason man city c won't win the cup
>>75868375
Topkek
SKAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
>how do I hold all these fouls.
>>75866656
You play like shit and it's not fun to watch at all. Beaners just arent athletic enough for this sport, no wonder you lose 7-0 and get knocked out of the round of 16 all the damn time.
Ayy
the brass band makes the game so comfy desu
>>75870628
that fucking ogre man is back god bless him
benuldy ! :DDDDD
SATURDAY SOCCER
SATURDAY SOCCER
SATURDAY SOCCER
>SATURDAY 5/13
Toronto FC vs Minnesota United, 3pm EST
Colorado Rapids vs San Jose Earthquakes. 4pm
Montreal Impact vs Columbus Crew, 5pm
DC United vs Philadelphia Union, 7pm
Orlando City vs Sporting KC, 7pm
New England Revolution vs Real Salt Lake, 7:30
Chicago Fire vs Seattle Sounders, 9pm
>Sunday 5/14
Portland Timbers vs Atlanta United, 4pm
NY Red Bulls vs LA Galaxy, 6pm
FC Dallas vs NYCFC, 8pm
>>75875190
AHOOOOOOOOOOO
>>75875422
A-WHOOO?
How do we fix Seattle?
>>75876650
Make another hasty coaching change
Has Steve H been right all along?
>>75879247
>merge with Liga MX
seeing the USMNT play Trinidad & Tobago in June, who are some players I should be watching and can anyone give me a rundown on how the team has looked recently? I saw they sacked klinsman
>>75879247
I'd like to see MLS playing Liga MX teams more but a full blown merger is lame
>>75876650
Ain't nothin' wrong with 'em or their CUP
>>75875190
>three hours until the first matches
Guess I'm going back to bed
>400 for SOUNDERS
>0
>0
>he unironically wants MLS to be a copy paste euro league structure
Still flabbergasts me that there are people that want to see 1-2 teams win the league every year because of "MUH RELEVANCE" instead of a competitive parity filled season where everyone has a shot
sneaky draw today?
>>75869298
why
>>75884025
sorry sweetie, that works when we're the only ones playing the sport.
>>75881805
>zero (0) shots on goal
Absolutely disgusting.
>>75884025
>muh give everyone a trophy award: the league
>tfw wagecuck
>tfw miss all games today
>>75884752
On a Saturday? Sucks, man.
>>75884660
The decided to celebrate star wars on a day besides May 4th.
>>75869298
>>75884660
>>75885379
ebin memers xDDD
>>75885399
>tfw 3 game unbeaten streak
Go Galaxy
>and then Anon asked me to go to the MLS Open cup with him, I was so excited
HEY MORONTO
>>75886618
>MLS Open cup
get out alexposter.
>MLS games on CTV
>no need of cable boxes to watch some MLS games in Canada
Thank you, Bell.
3 years til loons win da league desu lads
>>75886785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkBOyRH58gM
what a fucking awful foul
Michael Bradley looks like an athletic Sean Spicer
>>75887686
>Michael Bradley
>athletic
>>75887796
fair point
loons
>>75888428
we'll get it back. i said 2-2 earlier
>>75847941
>>75854831
>>75855036
Qtball is best ball for Merriburgers
it created the illusion of entertainment by using the one thing we'll all pay attention to, Tits
Good Job, Tits
benalty :D
PENAL
>>75888428
>>75888535
see m8?
>>75888636
Thanks for the meme magic senpai
>>75888678
np. this'll hold unless >we sneak a cheeki goal from ramirez.
>>75887796
One of the most over hyped players in the league imo
Is there somewhere in the United States, where only soccer and the MLS (Major League Soccer) are the most popular?
Bisco places in the USA, where soccer is the favorite pastime of the people, and where the major league soccer (MLS) is the dominanrte professional sports league and more popular than the NFL MLB NBA and NHL all combined
>>75888862
portland
Based Jozy
rip the dream. pls loons get at least a point.
>Mini Soda
>>75888975
Dudes a fucking beast
>>75888993
They're looking tired AF. Need some fresh legs in the midfield.
>5 foot bubble in the box
wew
>>75888862
literally only portland. toronto fc has thousands of dedicated fans and they're like the 4th most popular team in the entire city (and debatably 5th depending on who you speak to but i wouldn't agree)
>venegas
holy shit get off the field already
i wonder what flavour of bubblegum greg vanney prefers (*_*)
>>75888862
thinking of visiting?
kind of impossible with the Trump thing still going on, but POR is worth a visit, the surrounding country side is worth a visit
bleh, tough loss but expected. gg
son of a BITCH
they played better than a loss, that was fucking unacceptable
also, Jozy is a little bitch, he deserves a nice right hook across the jaw
>quacks
>>75888862
>>75888916
This, Portland. I mean, they have an NBA team too, but I'm not convinced the Blazers actually have fans.
>>75889351
quack quack quack
>>75889365
they had fans when Cascadia had teams ;_;
>no Sonics, Grizzlies in Tennessee
>Jizz should send their name back to N'awlins
>fuck Cali
sorry, that's all
>QUACK
>>75889351
You lost to a one-loss team in the East
>>75889459
and? >we played well enough that >we could've at least drawn
yes, they were playing on fire as well, but >we should've at least drawn. >we played better than a loss.
>>75889507
agreed
but Fire in the only way Toronto playing this year, so I'm saying, look forward to the rest of the season, sure...
but it's a freshman season.. don't expect to see that all the time, I've seen the Loonies get crushed alot this year, and again, that's a freshman season
their not Leicester City where they're promoted in, You're new
Deal with it
Anyone excited about the marquee Crew v. Impact match?
>>75889507
quack quack quack quack
>>75889626
loons don't quack silly, they howl
>>75889586
>freshman season
Exactly. That's the thing everyone forgets: this team is only like nine month old with only a handful of the original NASL team still playing together. They've shown astronomical improvement and can clearly play with some of the best teams in the league.
loons are gonna win da ship in their 3rd year desu
also
>frogtreal
KEK
>>75889507
Should have been a draw if you didn't let our based manlet netting an easy goal on penalty.
>>75889665
I see better thing in the seasons to come
post season things
where do they play?
Minneapolis?
>>75889685
right now they're at the gopher's football stadium
new sss will be in stp though. great spot desu, i'm super excited about it
>>75889714
is that the Viking new place?
>trying to check MUFC current roster on wikipedia
>it hasn't been updated for a year
You loons are lazy.
>>75889761
nah, the vikings threw a bitchfit for god knows what reasons.
>>75889714
>midway
>great spot
lol wut
Once it's been gentrified via the new stadium and surrounding bars and shit that follow, sure, maybe.
>>75889766
It's only just now stabilizing. Check their official website
>>75889804
i mean more of location wise
right off 94 and a train stop makes it ez as fuck to get to
but yeah it's not the friendliest neighbourhood right now, had some nigger ask me to sell him e cuz he "just got outta prison" one day after class lmao
>losing to the fucking crapids
>>75889622
No one's excited.
OK, I'll go fuck off.
how are the Quakes even losing right now??
>to the Rapids
>>75889874
To be fair, everybody is likely gonna loses to Rapids at DSG Park, mostly via altitude.
anyone else watching this Crapids victory En Vivo
I like watching in foreign language -_-
>yes I'm weird
>>75889782
Vikings wanted to start their own franchise/bid without the Loons
Fuck the Vikings anyhow
>thorn's scoreless draw episode
>>75890072
WHY though?
what the fuck are they going to do with no football? and then can build up a franchise they can INVEST in, maybe even purchase a portion of the rights for somethings
>dumb asses
Just jinxed my coworker who plays on west Chester United AMA
damn it Impact. you had one job.
blew my fantasy team on the games played already. gonna get fugged
>poolumbus
AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAAHAHAHA
>frogtr3al
>>75891006
HAT TRICK
>EAT SHIT, FAGGOT
HAT TRICK
>EAT SHIT, FAGGOT
HAT TRICK
>EAT SHIT, FAGGOT
HAT TRICK
>EAT SHIT, FAGGOT
HAT TRICK
>EAT SHIT, FAGGOT
HAT TRICK
>EAT SHIT, FAGGOT
HAT TRICK
>EAT SHIT, FAGGOT
HAT TRICK
>EAT SHIT, FAGGOT
>I'm a sporting
>all that purple
Wew
Who here /Kickers/
>faglando
>flyovers
>>75889766
You're looking at the NASL team page. There is a MLS wiki page.
PUTO CHICANO DONDE ESTAS? HAS EL HILO DE LIGAMX
>>75892623
MOU IN LOO
We're FUCKING back lads.
>poorlando
>>75893725
If beating DC means you're back. I don't think anyone has ever left. Happy for ya, brah
Who got the Chicago vs Flounders stream?
>>75894360
Jillian is C U T E
>>75894489
>huge face
Yeah nah
DOOP
O
O
P
>>75894489
>kangaroo standards
FOUR - ZERO
O
U
R
|
ZERO
>filthy overreacting to stomping the worst team in the least
wew
>>75894644
4 game unbeaten streak 3 clean sheets in a row literally nobody can stop us
>>75894695
Except any team you play in the open cup final. They will stop you.
>don't forget to wish your mom a happy mother's day.
>>75894842
YO WHOS MOMS IS THIS?
new bread??
>british commn taters
delightful
>>75894842
>I'm a Sporting
#absolutelydisgusting
>>75890155
Henry and Menges had a good night, but for whatever reason we had a hell of a time breaking down the KC defense. Good work by Moros and Sauerbrunn on their end.
>>75894644
SEETHING
>fire v. water benders
>>75894644
Philly IS the worst team in the East
>xheattle
def not a penulty desu
>CHIRAQ
what
>>75887290
We literally have no idea what you're talking about
>dax mccarthy
Who /winningstreak/ here?
D O O P
O
O
P
I think I know why they called the Seattle team the "sounders"
Every time something doesn't go their way they sound off in every single possible location
Their whining knows no bounds
>>75896449
this desu, quick to gloat when they're winning but the first ones to whine if not disappear completely when they're losing... I can't be the only one that remembers Sounders fan being nonexistent in here last season besides pre-season and playoffs
>>75896449
Don't be stupid
It's because they enjoy shoving things in their urethras.
most dangerous draw
>most dangerous draw
most dangerous draw
>most dangerous draw
most dangerous draw
>most dangerous draw
most dangerous draw
>most dangerous draw
WE HAVE FREED CHIRAQ FOR THE CHRAQIS
WE HAVE FREED CHIRAQ FOR THE CHRAQIS
WE HAVE FREED CHIRAQ FOR THE CHRAQIS
WE HAVE FREED CHIRAQ FOR THE CHRAQIS
WE HAVE FREED CHIRAQ FOR THE CHRAQIS
WE HAVE FREED CHIRAQ FOR THE CHRAQIS
WE HAVE FREED CHIRAQ FOR THE CHRAQIS
>>75764029
>>75764029
>>75764029
>>75764029
MEANWHILE, IN BIZARRO WORLD
Where did all these white people come from? Toyota Park was almost always mexicans
>Seattle
>losing to Chicago
>>75897740
you seriously don't know?
>>75897740
bandwagon, chicago typical desu
>>75897775
>the ancient sunken city of Seattle
>Xheatlle
>Shitattle
>the gender reassignment ward of xheattle
>>Seattle
>Seattle
LOL
Memeis being exposed to everyone now?
HAIL TO THE KING
>3 years no sellouts
WEW CHIRAQ
I'm at Toyota Park ama
>>75898351
How far can you punt a football?
>seattle literally doesn't want to play anymore
>>75898351
be safe
>>75898399
Bout 20 meters
>fire are LITERALLY walking with the ball
holy fuck seattle what the fuck do you even watnt to be there?
>>75898496
No
the water's on the wrong side ;_;
>is there a rule about letting every MLS thread die before another gets made?
*record scratch*
Soo... you're probably wondering how we got here
>>75899526
wow how far lestern coast has fallen.
>>75899712
>Dallas 2-3 games less than than top two teams
>1 less point
Nothing to see here, the most likeable worstern conference team is still the best
>>75899526
LOONS GONNA PLAYOFFS
>>75895239
not according to goal difference faggot
>>75899712
not sure what's going down. shittatle just got hot at the right time last year, some good defensive teams from last year are doing bad now, lags are being lags post-everyone good and some scrub coach doesn't help, and fake salt lake is being fake.
still, it's a long season to go. and mlsc up will stay in the west if the eastern champ gets wiped and shits the bed on the final.
>4 out of the 5 bottom teams
>only 1 out of the top 4
Why does the west suck so much?
>page nine
NEW YA FUCKERS
>>75904036
>>75904036
>>75904036
>>75904036
>>75904036