/MLB/- SQUAAAAD EDITION

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>>75894821

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https://streamable.com/eycc

Could he have been a basketball player too?

>>75894965

GOAT
O
A
T

The mics are picking up this douchebag in the Tigers Angels game and it's really annoying

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>>75894959
What do they call it when you get triple losses in a row?

tigers vs angels btw

>>75895332
>>75895332
>>75895332
>>75895332
>>75895332

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>>75894965
how can one man be so perfect?

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stay sleep /mlb/

>ZzZzzZzZZzZzZZZZzzzZzZZZzzZz

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Jays!

over/under the marlins will have 90 losses


who is worse team marlins, mest, or barves

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ALL HAIL THE GOD EMPEROR'S TEAM

>>75895703
oh yeah and phillies

>>75895703
braves have hope for the future
mets can at least hope that maybe one of these next couple years they'll get lucky on the injury front
marlins have ?

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>>75895760
>this was supposed to be a contending year for the marlins

>>75895799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj2kzi8FROA

that was a fucking walk

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Your updated playoff picture.

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Phillies are going to get their lead back tonight! I FEEL IT!

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>another marlins 1-2-3 ninth inning

men ichiro has not been hitting this year

>>75896538

Ichiro is older than fuck, just let him die in peace.

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>>75896538
>.182 BA

the sun sets on the samurai

>>75896576
>>75896638
I legit thought he'd retired

>dat terrible strikezone

see ump wanted to go home

>>75896573
wew

>>75896698
Fucking imbecile

>>75896698
He's coming off the bench at this point

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>>75896698
...you thought he died?

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>tfw kinda forgot about ichiro
>tfw looking at his stats now
>8 hits total

please senpai

not like this

>People freaking out about Ichiro this early on
Fucking chill. Sometimes it takes awhile for the younger prospects to get back into the swing of things. All the scouts say he's going to be good

>>75896107
Rockies are back to earth. Giants are not making a WC

>>75896934
even if that was funny, it wouldn't be

>>75896943
Where do you see Giants anywhere in that picture?

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>>75896976
Please don't watch out sport

>>75897016
The bike.

>>75897019
did you take your meds yet? lol

Which one of you faggots still think the Cubs won't get out of this slump? I want you to stand up. Put on a fucking trip so I can filter your retarded ass. Do you seriously think the world champs won't fucking snap out of it? Fuck off. All of you.

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youre welcome yaks

>another 1 run game

:^)

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>>75897019
>"our sport"
>invented by canadians

how does it feel that america and the stankees got cucked out of babe's first professional dinger because he hit it in toronto on a shitty artificial island reserved for the elderly and people too cheap for wonderland?

>>75897308
>invented by Canadians
Ah yes, I love the baseball where we play with 5 bases, and fielded one hoppers are automatic outs. Thank you so much for modern day baseball, Canada.

>>75895799
To be fair their ace did die and aces don't exactly grow on trees

Relocate the Phillies to New Mexico. Fuck this shit team.

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WTF I LOVE JD Martinez now

HOW ARE THE TWINS IN THE LEAD IN THE AL CENTRAL.

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>>75897964
answer me fuckers

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>Mest
>Gsellmeme
>Marlels
>Barfs
>Boreball
>Living

If you can't give me your team's all time lineup using only players who aren't and won't get into the hall of fame then you're a filthy casual

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Goddamn I love Yolmer

Daily reminder that the Detroit Tigers traded Eugenio Suarez for Alfredo Simon

>>75898079
Why are you laughing? You just got walked off by fucking Brooce Hooper.

I remember syrup sandwiches and crime allowances.

Derek Jeter > Babe Ruth

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>>75898211
Damn rly I didn't know. Thanks for enlightening me.

Shit's comical now with this team. Go Union.

>>75898034
>comedy central

there's your answer

>>75898277
So I was takin' a walk the other day, and I seen a woman—a blind woman—pacin' up and down the sidewalk.

>Detoilet

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>>75898288

once the finest division in baseball...

damn shame.

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MARINYAS!

I can't believe Albert Pujols is still playing.

>>75898597
Would you believe he has 4 more years after this year left on his contract where he'll be getting paid an average of $28.5 million per year?

>Anglels

>>75898692
I can't believe he could possibly play into his 40s. Hell I was 4 when he was drafted and I'm 22 now. He's been in the league for forever it seems.

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>>75898597
>yfw you realize he has not 1, not 2, not even 3 but FOUR fucking years left on his contract

Just stopping by to say hi and


GO Marlins.

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SOILED IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!

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>>75898597

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>>75898811

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>>75898587
mariiiiNYAS~!

>>75898811
>>75898940
Lmao contract the Phillies. Go Dodgers.

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>>75898597

>>75899166
He's a year younger than my dad. Holy shit lol.

Webm of Arenado flipping his shit over getting a hit taken away by Turner... Too funny. This the shit he's been doing for his career to everyone who lol.

Love the passion

why do ball parks allow dogs in them? fucking disgusting

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>>75899224
you can't fool me ahmed take off the vpn

>>75898890
wtf was that!! fooled by a down the dick pitch!!

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>>75899224
"people" who dont like dogs should be arrested desu

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>>75899224
>>75899518
Doggs are desu

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the rockies meme is finally over

>>75899166
he was born in 1980 per wikipedia, which has to be true because if he was born in 1966 he would be 4 years younger than my mom and she's well into her fifties I think, and there's no way he's fucking 50 playing in the majors and someone thought it would be a good idea to sign him to play for 4 more years

sorry but that certificate is

F A K E
A
K
E

N E W S
E
W
S

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GOD DAMN IT THE >RIGS WON AGAIN THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>75899801

Any birth certificate that says he was born in 1980 or later is about a legit as Obama's.

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You come home and find your girl with her ankles behind her ears, semen dripping from her mouth into her nose and eyes, Alex Wood is about to drop his 4th nut of the day in honor of his 4th win - how exact do you respond?

>A)."Thank you so much Alex Wood"
>B)."Please do my mom for mother's day 2017 Alex Wood"
>C.)Kill yourself

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ATTENTION COMEDY CENTRAL FANS
>your team
>your team's biggest rival in the division

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>>75899914
>D.) "For a guy called Wood I thought you'd have more of it."

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>>75899958
>royals
>hitting the ball

>>75899914
A) because I have no gf but alex was kind enough to buy me one

Serious question: Why does the AL West even exist?

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Rangers are in second place

>>75896573
wat

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>>75900161
>jays and rags have coinciding redemption arcs

>>75899998
would have been perfect if you got the 9s

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>>75900154
I love the ALW desu senpai

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>>75899958
White Sox
Twins obviously

>>75900248
fuck me
>>75899999

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...

>>75900317
>white girls "asses"

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1stros tbqh

>>75896107
Incredible

>>75900526
are you actually going to make me say it?

>w


...

do i need to?

reminder that teams from texas are getting blown the fuck out three times tomorrow

>>75900526
you beat us there South America

Who do you dislike the most on this team?

is this BTS guy really gonna win 5.6 mil?
hes close

>>75897053
https://www.diamondback.com/mountain-bikes

>>75897818
Kindly delete this post

>>75900844
Nah, some guy last year got to like 48 games and then lost.

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>>75900930
HE LITERALLY JUST HIT ANOTHER ONE IN THE 9TH

>>75900930
this guys at 51
he could do it in 3 days

JD was worth keeping on the DL slot for a month

>>75894821
I wanted to watch the Astros play today but game postponement.

Glad MMP has that retractable roof.

>>75900974
I hope he does, tbH
Furthest I got was like 18 last year

>>75900957
>3 seasons with Houston, -1.1 WAR
>released
>becomes ELITE with the tiglets
It hurts, man

>>75901056
That's happened to quite a number of ex Astros players desu but hey I'm content with our current team right now.

>White Sox first basemen Jose Abreu scores from first via 3 consecutive wild pitches

What the fuck? Anyone have a webm?

>>75889617
get swept :)

>>75901078
Me too, but think about the pitching >we could've traded for using guys like Martinez, Zobrist, etc.
Coulda gone 162-0 this year

>>75901148
Too true.

All we need is one more AP to be golden.

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Never thought I'd say this ,but pls come back Clay

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>>75901080
Not included in webm: The reason Abreu is on first is because of an error

>>75901253
>Mike "guaranteed 4-run 1st" Fiers isn't an ace
Get out of my sight

>>75901323
Truly this is the wonder of abstract art.

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Tigers finally have a closer

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>>75901323
Unreal

>>75901367

just like when soria and krod locked down their first saves. feels good for about 5 weeks

>>75901397
But he is younger than those guys by almost a decade

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>>75901323
And here's the aforementioned error

>>75901473
>>75901323
>duds

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When JD gets the farm at the trade deadline >>>

Also Justin Wilson is ELITE

>>75901323
what are those uniforms

>>75901596
Mother's Day.

>>75901596
breast awareness

>>75901647
i think we're all very aware of tits

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which MLB team will be the first to grow titties? haha

>>75901596
did you not watch baseball today/yesterday?

>>75901327
Hahahaha

I remember that shutout from the other season. Must have been dumb luck.

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F I L T H Y

>>75902660
And then we lost. And lost the next game. And the one after that.

>>75902660
I like wade miley and wish he were on my team wherever he is now solely because I've only seen him throw like 4 pitches and all of them had movement like that

>>75901454

true. don't get me wrong, i loved the move, glad they didn't keep fucking around and made the change

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MARINERS!

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WHERE'S

>>75901323
The power of the down arrow

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>>75903450
MY WALK OFF BOMB!!

>>75903755
51s will win a world series before the rags

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Goddammit, Orange Ducks losing games they should be winning. Shit. Well, at least we still have the smuggest logo in all of professional sports.

>>75903303
>Being swept by the Blue Jays

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>Yaks

>>75903570

ironically enough, he did hit a walkoff bomb yesterday

>>75898692
Id like to remind people that the Angels are still paying Josh Hamilton like 20 million or so to sit at home as well.

bryce harper's swing is disgusting

like it actually makes me physically ill

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>17 games today edition

>>75905030
b-but espn told me it was the best swing in the game!

How far will the >yaks drop in the power rankings this week?

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LOS ASTROS DE HOUSTON

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>>75908189
based brazilbro

>>75903303

My The Show 17 character got drafted by the mariners. I'm going to make it my mission in life to get them to the World Series and then deliberately lose it

>>75910305
My 16 guy won the world series with them in the first year of the save and the M's followed it up with a 60 win season despite me putting up historic numbers

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>>75905030
I, for one, welcome our new Bruce Hooper Overlord.
Hail Bruce.

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Royy

>>75909571
Ready for that Sunday match up

Derek Jeter and Cal Ripkin Jr are the two most over rated players of the last 100 years.

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>>75903303
MARI-MARI!

>>75911504
>playing Astros v Mariners with friend in MLB the show 2017
>every time the player wins he gets to play Astros for the next match
>astros get swept cause we keep beating each other as the Mariners by 1-2 runs

This happened last night, lol. Might need to find a better rule set since at this rate we will have 100L season.

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>>75911717
The Astros play the Mariners 100 times this season?

Also, I see no problems hnyah

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Injuns

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Why does God hate Florida sports so much?

>>75912017
Because the state's full of megachurches practising bad christianity

>>75911884
AND THE SKIPPER PAYS A VISIT TO THE MOUND

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>>75912098
THAT'S VERY THOUGHTFUL OF HIM!

>Greg Gibson, The home plate umpire
>Motioning to both sides
Who was in the wrong here?

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>Arolids Chapman placed on DL with Left Rotator Cuff inflammation
>That makes Betances the closer
SON OF A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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The Nats have a day/night doubleheader to make up Friday night's rainout.
>mfw I don't have to watch ESPN slurp on Jeter's cock for 4 1/2 hours.

Let's fucking go Yankees. Send these uppity houston negros home

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>>75912238
He's motioning to both players, you baka

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>>75912325
>Oh no we're down to only one elite bullpen arm!

>>75912011
Based Indians Hue

>>75912325
If Betances get some saves he could win arbitration next year

>>75912483
>betances
>saves
>ever

>>75911493
How dare you disre2pect Jeter. Are you fucking aware it's Derek Jeter day? Neck yourself, faggot.

>>75912773
over rated.

Will the Cubs fall under .500 with a loss to the first place Cardinals this afternoon?

>>75912819
Delete this

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>>75912441
>He's never experienced a Dellin Betances """""save"""""
You're in for a wild ride, my friend

Please take a personal moment to laugh at the Mets

>>75913003
Does it end up with the Yankees winning?
>If yes
stop whining
>If No
We have an entire bullpen filled with Dellin Betances then

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>>75913007
elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder/hamstring
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
elbow tenderness/partially torn UCL
finger blister/fingernail/dead arm/biceps/lat tear
arm fatigue/strained flexor tendon
cinco de mayo hangover
>tfw no old/fat

>>75904225
not yet brazil

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>spins Autistically

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>tfw double header today

Gonna get some chipotle and watch baseball, lads

>>75894965
>Curry with the shot

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>>75913593
The umpire really is the best part of this.

> Bro, what the fuck, are you 10?

>>75913593
>W-What did I do wrong, master Kershaw?
what a cucked umpire

>>75912325
at least we have the royals and rays to play for two weeks

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Yankees coming to town, EZ wins gonna get back to .500 ez
Shoebox babbys can't play in a real ballpark
ezez

>>75914202
Fuck you.

>>75914202
You do know that a Shoebox ballbark has an absurdly long left field or right field line, right? Baker Bowl is shoebox. Crosley field is Shoebox

>AND JUDGE CRUSHES ONE ALL THE WAY OUTTA HERE! 318 feet dead center, 83 mph exit velocity this boy is a monster!

>>75914253
Shoebox is a box for shoes dumpass, they're real small

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>>75914202
I'll be there faggot, rooting against your gay team

>>75914281
and if you put a baseball diamond in there, you're either getting Polo grounds, or Griffith stadium

>>75914298
You put shoes in them dummy

>>75914291
Your not even raised royal

>>75914314
And then you can't play baseball in one. No matter which way you go, you have the world's worst analogy

>>75914333
That's not what YOUR MOM said

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>>75914291
>Paper ticket

>>75914366
I enjoy physical book copies as well

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>>75913595

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Cop or nah?

Losedians about to lose 4 in a row for the first time since July 2015

>>75914291
I just reported your tix as stolen. Have fun in the holding cell. I'm sure you'll make 'friends' quickly.

>>75914594
>flat brimmed
no

Mariners and Blue Jays
>>75914599
>>75914599
>>75914599

>>75913595
I do like that there's an alternative to ESPNs Jeter cockgobbling tonight

>>75913593
He's just practicing for his Kaizo speed run, no bully

>>75914623
>tix

you're the one that needs to go to a holding cell

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>>75914610
what the fuck is this! how does francona have a job

I hope we have a TSUU moment with zjeters plack

>>75914694
How does Trevor Bauer have a job

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>>75914678
It's on ESPN too?

Thank god it's not exclusive. I usually mute the TV in that case and try my best to sync up the radio audio.

>>75914678
FP Santangelo>ESPN

>>75914678
>I do like that there's an alternative to ESPNs Jeter cockgobbling tonight
lol you sound so mad

It's going to be comfy.

>>75914694
It's called a contract.

https://youtu.be/DNO6G4ApJQY

I hope i can watch a Cardinals game without Brett Cecil giving up a run today

>>75914694
>Perez, Roberto C
Found your problem

>>75914694
idk he's not even good. he rides on a meme reputation like Joe Maddon

>>75914291
>tfw i have 8 unused tickets to George Brett's last home game

oh shit Michael Martinez dfa'd BASED hated that nigger

>>75914956
>nigger
Spotted the Bostonian

>>75914808
Hey! Don't bully Perez

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>>75914694
Wait, what? Why the hell is Kipnis leading off today? That makes all kinds of no sense.

>>75914808
Blame Bauer; Perez is basically his personal catcher.

>>75914989
spotted the guy who didn't have one of the worst hitters statistically in major league history come up to the plate and make the last out in game 7 of the world series

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It's >our year, Baby.

>>75914993
What's the point of having a good arm if you can't bat for shit?

>>75915025
>personal catcher
I hate this meme

>>75915048
Generally speaking, the back up catcher always plays on Sunday, regardless of who's pitching.
>day game after a night game

>>75915033
Doesn't mean you have to call him that word

>>75913020
>a save where the closer has little to no trouble closing out he game
>A save where Betances throw 30+ pitches to load the bases, without recording an out, so Girardi has to go to the bullpen and use several different relievers based off match-ups to get the final 3 outs in high leverage situations where any mistake can lose the game
>These are both equal because they result in a win
That's some flawed logic

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>>75914694

Accidentally made it a bit early but Red Sox vs Rays game thread

>>75915363
>>75915363
>>75915363

Already bored of Deryak Jeter day desu

>>75899224
To quote Bill Murray:

I trust dogs that don't like people.
I don't trust people that don't like dogs.

>>75915450
and I don't trust faggot cubs fans. dogs are dirty and are for people that are emotionally needy. whatever

>>75915500
was K-9 Military Police
now K-9 PD Trainer

>needy

You're just a fucking criminal.

Derek Jeter is a faggot and sucks cock. He's way over rated. If he had played in Milwaukee, nobody would give a fuck about him. The only reason he gets attention is because New Yorkers can't stop jerking each other off. There. I said it. Now what are you gonna do?

nats phils
>>75915612

>>75915620

Didn't he bang a geriatric Madonna too?

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>>75914678
>Kaizo speed run
>spinjump with no forward movement on top of unbreakable block
better be using it for timing purposes only on a scroller level or waiting for a platform m8

>>75915678
Probably.
>Madonna
Ewwwwwwwwwwww.

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>>75912332
>mvq

>>75915620
Ah yes, the "people only liked him because he played in New York, not because he was actually good" fallacy. Big names like Jacoby Ellsbury, Randy Johnson, Ivan Rodriguez, Carl Pavano, Brian McCann, Kevin Youkilis, and so on were absolutely loved by Yankee fans based off their name recognition despite under performing, right?

>>75915500
>mentions the cubs out of nowhere
Obsessed much DG?

>>75915828
Yankee fans absolutely love Mike Lowell

>>75915828
>slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp

>>75915848
Bill Murray is famously a cusb fan. Try and keep up.

>>75915867
>can't refute the argument so he resorts to homosexual onomatopoeia

>>75915867
Really made me think

>>75915947
>slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp

>>75894821

i get joey woppo in my fantasy league every year and people laugh and call him a meme guy who walks too much

by may i get 50 joey woppo trade offers and laugh these guys all the way up my sleeves

Is Judge a confirmed bust now?

Will Cashman try to trick the whos for Quintana?

>>75916127

i wouldn't even know how to handle being a mariners fan anon

>>75916152
lot of screaming followed by black outs

What match should I watch?

>>75916152
Seattle has a very high suicide rate.

>>75916234
>match

>>75916234
>match
Please don't watch our semen slurping sport

>>75916253
>>75916262
What game should I watch?

H A R P E R

>>75916262
I tried watching Boston

Why do they have some ugly wall in the middle of their pitch?

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>>75916152
you just have to be happy anon!
and lie to yourself
and drink

>>75916333
kek

You can watch the Nats rape the Phillies.

>>75916127
You're going to get swept by the Jays aren't you

(meanwhile we getting swept by Royals as neither them nor Toronto want Seth Beer anymore, it seems)

mest broors
>>75916379
>>75916379

>>75916127
>>75916152

>Mariners battle injuries, but Cano near return
>2nd baseman dealing with right quad strain while 5 Seattle starting pitchers on DL

mlb.com headline today, theres also haniger and several bullpen arms on the dl
its gone past anger and frustration to just being funny at this point

The Yankees Mother's Day uniforms are atrocious

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>>75916376
>>75916465

>>75914599
>>75914599
>>75914599

WARNING
It's a Sean edition ;_;

>>75916503
delete mothers day uniforms and you are correct

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>>75916527
>>75916465
>>75916369
>>75916127
this anon the other day said it perfectly
injury to the SP 3 innings into his mlb career

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>>75916584


I'll always remember him

>>75916584
nevermind, he made a few starts in atlanta
first start with seattle though

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>>75916542
Fuck you

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>Derek Jeter day
>Stands are fucking empty

>>75916792
The Yankees fans can't find the stadium. They were all Mets fans two weeks ago.

>>75916792
most new yorkers were probably planning on being mets fans this year
now their confused

>MASN stream down
>have to listen to Royals announcers
...why are they trying to do a Hawk impression

>>75916905
You mean ironically making fun of him or are they being massive homers?

What's your favorite current player not on >your team?
Mine's Ichiro.
Anybody have that pic of him in the sailor moon shirt?

>>75916954
They're massive homers "Go on chris strike em out"

Luckily I found a working non-royals stream right after

stupid indians using up their run allotment for the week

DeGrom getting lit up already.
>mest

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>pearce ded

witness the fall of a legend

cubs cards

>>75917226

>>75917226

>>75917226

>>75917010
Goldschmidt

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sKrBnWhCRE

ok lads here it is

OAK Athletics @ TEX Rangers - rangers to win

DET Tigers @ LA Angels - dets to win

200 on each

how fucked am i

Lets be honest here. They should retire #2 League wide

>>75917410
I'd give you alright odds, but it certainly isn't a cinch

>>75917410
>rags`

seek professional help for your addiction

>>75917532
Been winning all week can finally buy my mum that boob job she wanted

Christ Davis just murdered a ball

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>bryce harper hits a home run
>fp santangelo: "you can't make this stuff up"

you LITERALLY CANNOT make up the fact that an elite home run hitter hit a home run against the lillies on an average sunday in may in year where every player in the league is on pace for 20+ home runs

>>75917689
>THIS JUST IN BRYCE HARPER HIT AN RBI SINGLE IN THE BOTTOM OF THE FIRST TO TIE IT AGAINST THE MEST THIS IS HISTORY IN THE MAKING FOLKS

>>75917689

Play-by-play guy for the Nats is the fucking worst

>>75917752
>And Bryce Harper takes Ball 1. Wow, what a player. I haven't seen anything like that since Ken Griffey Jr, maybe Mickey Mantle! He just knows how to play the game like a winner.

>>75917792
excuse me, meant color guy

>2 Years ago it was a terrible idea to sign one of the game's best players to a 300 million dollar contract
>Now it's looking like those same teams are lining up to sign 4 of the games best players at 500 million or more

>>75917851
Stanton was never as good as harper or trout
whoever signs machado for 400 will regret it